#and this one is clearly an emergency

[millepara]

I know this is random but do you have the magazine image of an Amou June hair tutorial?

I do not, but god if it is not the thing I want most in the world now that I've heard of it. hold on a sec.

ok, I located this! you can't see all of the directions, but translating while filling in what I can:

prep two sets of hair extensions, one wavy and one curly. these will be the twintails.

get a family member (it specifies this, so I guess you can't be June if you live alone) to french braid your hair on both sides, from the bottom to top, finishing with a ponytail. EDIT: also loosely braid the ponytail.

make a (messy) bun, securing it with bobby pins.

attach the extensions to either side of the bun.

and that's that, seemingly! obviously you're going to have to absolutely ruin those extensions first to get them to stick out on their own. but if they tell you how in the magazine, there's no hint of it in what I can see here (which is typical of these tutorials).

enjoy your new life as June.

#fyi i am not ignoring other asks i am just sick as hell atm #and this one is clearly an emergency #oops. missed a bit in the throes of Temperature yesterday

[flamingpudding]

Cassiopea and Orion

Ellie had a plan. She promised she had one. This wasn't like when Clocky would sent her off on a mission through time with nothing more but a little note with a cryptic message on what to do.

Danny had given her clear instruction. Before one of her many travels to see the world, Danny, in his mid twenties and she in her late teens, had taken her aside once. Telling her about specific instruction she should follow, should she ever find herself in a moment of need, and Danny wasn't able to help her.

Well, now she was in that kind of situation. Amity Park was destroyed with no survivors. Vlads castle was no more. Both Dan and her got deaged, but Dan had to be put in a frozen state when he started to destabilize. And Danny, he had gotten captured by the GIW shoving her out of harms way and telling her to remember what he told her before.

Ellie was pretty sure Danny was telling her to follow the emergency instructions.

So here she was now. In Gotham. Keeping to the shadows and trying to find her way around.

No one ever bothered to tell her how hard it was to navigate through a city like Gotham. You would think it would be easy to find some guy running around at night in an armored spandex furry costume.

But no, here she was, in a random alley. In a city, Danny had specifically told her to avoid it unless the emergency instruction came into play. Maybe she should just steal a map.

She was contemplatingly staring at a gas station for that until she noticed a shadow jumping over the roof tops. It took her only a second to decide on her next action. Ellie was pressed on time after all.

"Hey you!" She shouted loudly flying up to follow that shadow. "Wait up!"

Thankfully, the shadow listened and stopped on the next rooftop toward her. She insanity noticed it tensing. Now, she noticed that the shadow was a kid. He looked small, and Ellie figured he was probably around 11 or 12.

"You are one of the Bees and Birds, right?" She questioned once she floated a bit closer. Also the kid tensed up.

"You mean Bats and Birds." The kid clicked his tongue at her, crossing their arms.

"Bees, Bats, who cares. My question is you know the big bad bee, right?" She waved the kid of, she had more pressing matter than getting their animals right. "I need to get a message to him."

The kid clicked their tongue once more, huffing and muttering something she couldn't hear. Probably talking to someone on a com. Either way, Ellie took his silence as a form of telling her to continue.

"Can you tell the big bad bee-" "Bat" "-the following?" She ignored the kid cutting in trying to get her message across and follow Danny's instructions to a T.

"Cassiopea is calling out to Orions Nursery before Rho dies to help her youngest."

There was long, drawn-out silence, and the kid was hissing something into coms. Ellie fidget with her finger nervously. Going through Danny's emergency instructions through her mind again until she hear a thud close to her and wirled around.

With wide blue glowing eyes, she looked up at the man dressed like a bat for a couple of seconds before taking on a defensive position. Eyes now narrowed at the man that was clearly studying her.

"I was under the impression that Phantom's youngest child was older. You appear to be no older than five."

"Yea well shit happened!" She shot back, still unsure if she could trust the man even if he mentioned Danny's hero alias. Her hands started to glow slightly as she prepared to attack in case things went back. But the man didn't appear to be phased by it. Not like the kid that was tensing up.

"You will be safe with us. But what happened to Phantom?"

Ellie eyes flicked over to the other kid that had now come closer to stand next to the bat guy before looking back to the big guy. She did not drop her stance yet. Still unsure of how much trust she can put here despite what Danny had told her, she had not yet heard the right response.

The man appeared to sense her distrust, as he kneeled to be on eye level with her. "Jupiter and Rho Cas will not be harmed. Orion gave Cassiopea his word."

Finally, Ellie relaxed, dropping her defensive stance but still watching the man with narrowed eyes. She hesitated a short moment before carefully saying her next words, hoping the man knew enough to k ow the grave meaning behind them.

"Phantom lost his haunt."

#danny fenton #dp x dc #de aged ellie #de aged dan #danny phantom #dpxdc #crossover #dcxdp #ellie phantom #damian wayne #brue wayne #danny and bruce are childhood friends #they have a series of star and constellation themed code words and phrases #danny made sure ellie knew the one for emergencies to seek help from the bats #bruce never thought any of them to his kids #but he does keep them in his contingency files #danny got captured and amity is gone #ellie clearly had every right to use the emergency instructions #also... #Dan and her got deaged #for the parent Danny factor #*cough* i mean because of giw experiments #i think i really need some sleep now.... #late night ideas

[jack-the-fool]

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#when i read too much siken and then go into a fuge state and emerge with this on my dektop #nimona #nimona movie #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #goldenheart #ballister x ambrosius #gloreth #edit #fan edit #flashing gif #one day i'll stop posting at 10pm but clearly this isn't it #n nimona #n ballister #n ambrosius #n glorith #jack.edit #jack.txt

[tothechaos]

i saw an abba cover band tonight and honestly most of the performance was spent imagining what im sure is some absolutely insane interpersonal drama

#the performance was. fine the band carried it though #I JUST WORK IN ARTS AND CULTURE AND NOW IM A SNOB. I WORK IN A THEATER AND IN A LIVE MUSIC VENUE SO I HAVE OPINIONS. #their mixing was. strange right at the top one of the singers was clearly not getting enough of her own vocals in her monitor #FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY? HAZE NOTICE?? NOTHING???? #so her voice sounded really strained. which is something they should have fixed in soundcheck. #she slayed at the winner takes it all though ill give her that #this has just turned into me complaining but whatever #one guy on acoustic guitar who was doing The Least #the keys guy was pretty good #the other singer was. fine #the musicians though they really killed it theyre clearly insanely talented #and i just. why abba covers? i mean power to you chase your bliss and all that but they were clearly professionals and Really Fuckin Good #NO PRESHOW ANNOUNCEMENT EITHER. HOW LONG IS THE SHOW? IS THERE AN INTERMISSION? WHERE ARE YOUR EMERGENCY EXITS? #also i was a bit grumpy bc my voice is too low for a lot of abba :( and im not good enough to just. match the key or harmonize on the spot #except for the 'super trouper' bits i can do those #my tags are out of order and i cant fix them. goodnight.

[slashernipples]

In me heart, Killer Frequency has like, 8 movies, 2 failed reboots, and a tv miniseries.

#the second movie sees henry tryign to somewhat adjust af6er marie stepped off whistling point. #He pulls an axel and ends up killing a buncha cops and shit to avenge marie #movie 3 sees marie return a la ft13 part 6. its very sexy. they go on a murder spree again and marie walks off into the mosty woods #while henry ia shot and left for dead. #movie 4 is full of red herrings and a mysterious figure turns out to be henry after he survived the shot. the duo reunite #movie 5 is the copycat killer thay is ultimately offed by marie and henry. henry is killed for real. undead marie is distraught #she goes on a rampage and gets exploded. the town thinks its all finally over #but henrys hand rises from a shallow grave in a post credits scene #movie 6 henry rolls up to exact revenge for his mom AGAIN this is probably where some of the kills have a sense of humour to them #movie 7 is the obligatory Whistling Man In Space movie. henry has been played by a wwe wrestler since movie 6 #he shows.significant decay but turns out the alien nonsense suddenly made him powerful and idk brings back marie Again probably. #movie 8 was the crossover event slasher royale movie. marie and henry have an upper hand and emerge victorious. #the first reboot attempted to be super gritty and replaces forrest and peggy with college students with a campus radio program. #it was terribly received. #the second reboot attempted to place the focus on henry and made him the main murderer while saying he was possessed by a demon #this was one is widely considered to be the worst in the franchise. #the miniseries is a retelling of the original and is faithful to the source #its well appreciated for it even if critics said it was unimaginitive. the fans liked it bc it was clearly made for the fans. #why the FUCK have I put all these in the notes. #killer frequency #send help im so brain dill about this

[mariocki]

A young Paul Darrow turns up to lend an expert opinion, as Omar, a conservationist at an Istanbul museum, in The Saint: The Gadic Collection (5.27, ITC, 1967)

#fave spotting #paul darrow #kerr avon #blake's 7 #the saint #blakes 7 #itc #classic tv #1967 #the gadic collection #he's so baby! #this was an early credit for Paul‚ in fact the earliest work I've seen of his #he'd actually just finished his first regular role‚ having done a year on Emergency Ward 10‚ but if any of those episodes survive and if #network included any of them on their old releases (sob rip) then i didn't get to them (must go back and finish at some point) #guest spots would become his bread and butter for a while‚ with his B7 immortality still a decade away #he's playing a Turkish museum worker here (and he'd be playing an Egyptian in his next part for Virgin of the Secret Service) but he #doesn't appear to be particularly made up (that top pic is just poorly lit) which is a relief. the same cannot be said sadly for the #episode's main guest star Peter Wyngarde‚ here painted dark brown in truly one of the most offensive‚ most extreme examples #of an incredibly shameful aspect of old tv #so that's that on s5 of The Saint! and clearly this is the season to go to if you're looking for blorbos! #we had a doctor‚ a rani‚ a master and a polly from dw #two Champions‚ a Callan‚ and Mrs. Hopkirk and Jeff Randall #plus Edward Hammond‚ Jason King‚ and one very cute cat #let's hope s6 has some surprises in store...

[hirokiyuu]

i've been playing limbus corp a lot and like........ the amnt of diseases the girls have so far is unparalleled. every time don quixote opens her mouth and starts talking i am like. obsessed.

#ishmael is also big fave to no one's surprise i want to kiss her on the Lips #outis........ clearly has problems disease. i want to dissect her. #curious abt whatevers going on with faust re:the company but im not as obsessed as i am w/the other women #i like rodya a lot too. her/sonya is really...... #as for boys i am really curious abt w/e heathcliff's deal is esp given wuthering heights stuff #meursault also i am SUPER interested in #which is ironic bc literally that opinion only emerged in the middle of making this post #going thru ch3 literally Right Now and he said [stuff] and i was like. oh you have PROBLEMS problems #sinclair i also am watching. w/e his shit he keeps alluding to is making me like #eyes eyes eyes eyes. tell me your problems disease #unfortunately i am on the cusp of running out of stamina for tonight..... sad #personal #limbus company spoilers ? #OH i like yuri a lot too...... pink haired girl bias

[youngpettyqueen]

fun little headcanon I have is that after like the second abduction Julian asked Kira to train him on how to fight

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #kira nerys #like im sure he has some combat training just by virtue of being Starfleet #but clearly. he needs something more #and I think he'd ask Kira because shes the fighter thats closest to his size #compared to say Worf #and he knows he'll learn more from her than he would one of the Starfleet security officers #Kira's been fighting since she was a child she'll show him how to throw someone twice his size over his shoulder #which she demonstrates by easily throwing him across the room #its great for both of them #its nice bonding time and also it lets them both let off some steam #but also sometimes its very funny #the first time they properly sparred Kira accidentally broke Julian's nose #and it was a complete accident she threw an elbow and he moved in a way she wasn't expecting and CRACK #Julian thought it was funny meanwhile she wanted to sink into the floor and never emerge #the first time Julian manages to flip Kira he's ECSTATIC #Kira proceeds to sweep his legs out from under him and goes 'thats a lesson in humility' while he's groaning in pain #theyre on my brain rn because I am writing them #I love them and their dynamic that exists in my head

[fagsex]

guy who gets mad at family guy lore inconsistencies

#emergency broadcast system #lois clearly stated peter was two years older than her in one episode #so if peter is in the past when HE is 18 then she should be 16 and everyone in this episode should be hung by the neck until dead

[orangerosebush]

Colfer does a really good job in the first book of the series with crafting sentences that are equal parts hysterical and deeply concerning, before narratively flouncing off to never unpack the implications he just dumped in the reader's lap.

Butler, dude... the *closest* thing you have to a friend is your (functionally orphaned) child boss who thinks of your dynamic as you being his new, replacement father who is willing to go along with his Home Alone-meets-Saw-style harassment of a civilization of magical beings? Please contribute to my gofundme to get this man gas money to like, go to a book club, or something

#artemis fowl #See Juliet is practically the biggest extrovert of all time hence you don't pick up the fact that clearly being trained as child soldiers #for Ireland's crime-y version of the Kardashians is not conducive to developing the necessary skills to socialize normally #Holly befriending Artemis and Butler was the equivalent of an emergency blood transfusion because good LORD once you peel away the initial #intimidation tactics underlying how Artemis and Butler (and Juliet frankly!) present themselves to others one realizes that social maladjus #maladjustment the likes of which had previously been thought impossible to achieve that is intrinsic to all of their personalities #'found family but all the members have something deeply off about them <3'

[little-smartass]

so wild to me as someone who has been involved in online fandom for 15+ years seeing now a generation of young fans who have had queer rep in their mainstream media for pretty much their whole lives and are so used to audience/creator interaction on socials that they go into new media with the GENUINE ACTIVE EXPECTATION that their favourite noncanon queer ship will either be acknowledged or become canon if it's popular enough online

#irl #I'm not calling anyone out here it's just bananas to me #that you guys are so USED to queer rep and creators who take interest in the queer ships fandom like #that you EXPECT canon content for them???? even in franchises where romance is CLEARLY not what the story is about?????? #absolutely bonkers man you go you funky little zoomers #one thing I am NOT impressed by though is the new re-emergence of hating on female characters that 'get in the way' of queer ships #like REALLY? you guys are doing that again? leave that shit behind in 2014 where it belongs 🙄

[bo0zey]

when gerard way said “when i grow up i want to be nothing at all” i felt those words in my gdamn soul bro

#cried alone in my car parked in my driveway for like 17 minutes #i feel so hopeless and useless and stupid so so so stupid i’ll never be smart enough like the other nurses #i can’t fucking think im too slow i don’t know anything #it’s the emergency room and god for fucking bid i have an emergent patient i don’t know wtf to do ever #i don’t know how to initiate protocols or contact interdisciplinary or put in complex orders i don’t know anything i’m so useless #everyone thinks i’m stupid i’ve been on orientation for like 2 months know and i’m still the same useless stupid novice airhead new grad #i just get so frazzled i feel like everyone expects so much out of me and i have to be perfect to meet their standards #but im stupid im subpar im not good enough like them like #ever if they’ve been nurses for years and i’ve only been working as one for legit 2 months it’s just i still don’t know how to do anything #it’s like i can’t think i don’t do things how they want me to do them and then i look stupid im the attending doctor thinks i’m so dumb but #she wouldn’t even hear me out like i know you want both fluids running i know it’s important but he only has.1 IV and they aren’t compatible #we’re trying to start a second IV and he had difficult veins like why are you trying to tell me i’m stupid i know why you ordered it thatway #it’s like nobody gets my dumbass brain but that’s not their fault bc they can think clearly and convey their thoughts to people without #sounding like a fucking dumbass i have no critical thinking skills im just useless i hate this so much i don’t want to be here it sucks #i never wanted to be a nurse i never wanted to be anything i was 12 years old hoping i’d be dead by 18 #and now i’m 23 and i’m still fucking here but it’s clear i shouldn’t be i don’t fit in im not fit for society #i should be euthanized like an unwanted dog that’s been at the shelter for too long that’s exactly what i am #20min later still crying can’t stop being a fucking crybaby pitypartying myself i’m the worst oh my god grow the fuck up already #why is everything so difficult for me why can’t i just fit in literally everyone knows i don’t belong #i’m the dumbest most useless new grad orientee and EVERYONE knows it even management it’s so embarrassing #i’m so embarrassed to be alive and take up space that could be filled by someone so much better smarter prepared someone meant to be there #i don’t want this i don’t want any of this i never wanted to grow up im just a kid in my head i’m so pathetic #i wish i was smart and good at something i wish people looked at me and thought o wow i respect her bc she’s also a good nurse #nobody likes me i’m such a burden to everyone the doctors my preceptors other nurses who deserve to be there #i’m leaking snot everywhere today wasn’t even that bad but i think it’s all just hitting me now how helpless i am #i’m so tired of myself and waking up and making a fool of myself every shift fucking stupid loser i hate myself i try so hard and it’s not #it’s not enough it’s never enough im not enough im an imposter i’ll never be as good as the other nurses even tho i’m really really trying #i seriously don’t want to do this anymore i don’t want to be here i can’t do it everyone knows i’m not cut out for this they all talk shit #ramblings

[afieldinengland]

i did pay an unnecessary amount of attention to the news / politics / current affairs in general as a kid but 2012 remains to my mind a uniquely eventful year

#obviously the news stories i really remember were the ongoing leveson inquiry / phone hacking scandal #and the emerging truth about savile and subsequently yewtree #and ​in clearly far less serious and more personal and/or mundane ways there were significances too. i think #wettest year on record for england (my house flooded) ​the non-event that was the end of the world (disappointing) #the london olympics (great news for glass manufacturers) #diamond jubilee too. for one short summer it was like we were really good at sports #i remember being sat in the car hearing on the radio that it’d be the last time in our lifetimes the date would line up (12/12/12) #i don’t know. memory is an odd thing. it just feels like so much happened

[transgenderfivepebbles]

i will never be able to start life anew but i can clean my glasses and that's close enough

#ramblings #just cleaned my glasses felt like i was reborn #like i burned myself to ash (couldn't see while cleaning) and emerged brighter than i could ever dream (could see clearly again) #shoutout to cleaning glasses gotta be one of my favorite restorative activities

[jenny-dreadful]

yk when someone confidently slides on their socks into a complex ongoing discourse to be like “um actually. [term] means [thing] 💅” all smug, and expect to be taken seriously, not realizing they completely lack a concept of a specific and contextually-applicable usage which everybody else here already understands. <<<<<<<<<

#might as well suggest my asexual ass is claiming to reproduce via budding while you’re at it. you know #versions of this happen all the time #huge contextualizing tag ramble coming. sorry #rn i’m thinking of a post the other day where someone was like #‘actually all christians are evangelical. so………’ #and i mean. it wasn’t like #‘i think this emerged terminology is weird bc evangelising isn’t exclusive to those ones’ #it was like. you know. like they CLEARLY thought that quirk of terminology meant #that all prior discussion and criticism n what have u of Evangelical Christians™️ #should be equally and indiscriminately applied to the whole concept bc theoretically the *name* being used for that specific thing could be #and like. no bb i’m sorry you don’t have the perspective or context or whatever to appreciate this is discussion of #a particular subgroup with like. its own broadly-applicable tendencies n problems n attitudes n behaviors #imagine if you were discussing smth about Baptists [sect] n someone walked in like #‘uhhhh 🤨 other christians do baptism too…so you mean all of them actually…’ #you know. weird and reductive #if you’ve been unable to gather from context what people r talking about here #and you like google ‘what does evangelize mean’ #or whatever the fuck #maybe it’d be good to stop and wonder if ur the kind of expert that should be trynna correct people

[ginalinettiofficial]

last year, working for a parent who is not a medical professional: you need to go through all his halloween candy, throw away anything with a hole in it (might’ve been tampered with) and any suckers (too easy to unwrap and rewrap) and anything gummy (he might choke) and anything taffy or caramel (he also might choke) and really anything chewier than a reese’s (he might choke!)

this year, working for a parent who is a pediatric icu doctor: no lol why would you go through his halloween candy??? no one actually drugs candy. also he can have gummies as long as he’s supervised 😊

#d speaks #d works #just funny the difference here #to be so fair. the mom i worked for last year p clearly had undiagnosed PPA and was wayyy overprotective #and the mom i work for this year is the one who treats emergency kid cases so she would know if the razor blades in candy thing is real