#and she’ll be like

[simping-for-joe]

Okay, but like right now all I can imagine is Leon coming home after being gone for a few days to his plus sized house wife, and it’s fucking adorable.

He just immediately hugs her when he gets home, and she takes care of him. Making sure he showers, eats and takes a nap. They cuddle and she makes sure he’s doing okay mentally (I mean he never really is but you know)

She takes his mental health really seriously cause he doesn’t. He will drop everything to take care of her and her mental health, but he won’t do the same for himself. So she does it, she is just constantly making sure he is okay.

Also you bet your ass this woman would get into an argument with the president of the United States for her husband.

And like people know her, when he has to ever go to event or something she is coming with. Mainly cause he loves her, and he doesn’t like people. She’s his extrovert or at least more extroverted than he is, he just brings her with to every social event he can.

He’s incredibly sad when he can’t bring her with. He just hides in a corner with like Hunnigan if it’s a work thing.

“Leon you okay?”

“No, I had to leave my wife at home.”

Leon would do anything for his cute wife and she would do anything for her husband.

#resident evil #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #headcanon #x chubby reader #x plus size reader #x fem!reader #my mind #he just needs a hug #and she is willing #and she can tell when he needs a hug #he’ll just look at her #and she’ll be like #come here

[merlucide]

so whenever I watch JJK with my mom and when gojo does something cool she goes “I need gojo to be real” or “he’s so cute right?”

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING😭😭

#I’m and like #Mom what😭 #And she’ll be like #Well I’m not wrong🙄 #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu sorcerer #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #satoru gojo

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s hard for me to feed myself right now (just in terms of physical ability), so my mom drove me and the animals to her place. she carried the cats in first, because I had to butt-scoot up the front stairs, and once inside, Pangur got scared and ran. she’s tucked herself away somewhere, and nobody can find her. I probably could, and I could lure her out and make her feel safe again, except that I’m largely immobile. I keep falling on the crutches and fucking my leg up further, and the likeliest hiding spots are up or down a fleet of stairs. it’s been 4 hours, and it’s killing me not to look for her. I’m so tempted to crawl down the basement stairs, broken leg be damned.

#I have bad object permanence and anxiety #so my brain is saying ‘she’s gone forever’ #she’s definitely in the house but I’m getting scared bc worst case scenario is that stress has brought on a medical condition #and that she’s stuck somewhere and needs help but I can’t get to her #I know she’ll probably just come out later in the night once she feels safe. but it’s hard to lie here like a lump waiting

[hitwiththetmnt]

Shell shinanigins

#monkey see monkey do but sometimes monkey can’t copy #Ruben likes to be close to Mikey-and if she can’t retract into her padding like Mikey can with his shell-she’ll just join him #tmnt spitfire #tmnt spitfire au #rottmnt spitfire au #rottmnt spitfire #spitfire #my art #tmnt #rottmnt art #rottmnt #tmnt dragons #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rise turtles #rise tmnt #tmnt rise #rise fanart #rise mikey #rise michelangelo #tmnt art #rise of the tmnt #rise of the turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles

[whorenerdking]

mom: since you’re no longer sick with covid that means I’m going to start treating you like shit again okay?

me: ????????

#yes this is her logic #it is always her logic #and she’ll be like #‘stop calling it abuse! I’m not beating you! god you’re so sensitive’ #like emotional abuse ain’t a thing and that she hasn’t subjected me to it for most of my life #christ

[sapphireclaw]

My sister doesn’t think that ace guys exist cause people she talks to irl insist that it’s impossible/super rare. I for one know plenty of ace dudes but I wanna show her that they’re not anomalies or anything.

Reblog if u vote maybe pls

#my sister is surrounded by bigoted people so it’s not her fault that she feels discouraged #cause she’s sex repulsed and feels like she’ll never find a guy who will respect that #anyway obligatory op is ace tag #polls #Asexuality #lgbtq community #queer polls

[starfall-isle]

Rouge takes one day trip with Team Sonic

#sonic prime #sonic #rouge the bat #art tag #jokes aside I’m so so excited rouge is finally getting a main character role it’s all I’ve wanted forever #and like the idea she’ll get more dialogue and stuff to do outside of how sparingly she’s been used in the games lately #makes me so happy #especially considering how much she’s tossed into the villain/antihero category alongw the rest of team dark #// #eye strain

[findingoblivion]

There’s a $500 laptop at the phone store across the street that would let me stream and start making money and building my community again, but realistically I can’t afford to spend that much money in one month, that’s more than my rent.

I know this isn’t the best cause or most important thing ever but I’ve had the same shit laptop that barely functions for 5 years now, and it’s probably going to die soon anyways, in which case I will be completely fucked as I am disabled and can’t make it to most in person jobs, I mostly work from home when I’m employed. Plus you know, there’s that whole thing where my entire life is online and all of my relationships are long distance.

So yeah, if you have a few spare bucks I’d really appreciate it if you could throw some my way. I can also do writing commissions for you for any fandom and premise if that’s something you’re interested in.

My PayPal is [email protected]

If you’d prefer to make a payment through wise or interac e transfer if you’re in Canada please DM me for those details. I can also share my AO3 and some other writing examples if you’d like.

Reblogs are also greatly appreciated!

0/500

#going to try and get a loan from my mother but who knows if she’ll bite #it’s been there for two weeks and I get paid in roughly 10 days #so I’d like to get it when I get paid #it would mean so much #going to set the goal as 500 but realistically even $100 would help an incredible amount #and for my US and UK friends you can give me even a small amount and currency conversion will turn it into nearly double that #mutual aid #signal boost #donations

[ptanalo]

They are forever in their honeymoon era 🫶

#my art #sulemio #gundam witch spoilers #gwitch #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #ericht samaya #I love eri being a little hater #she did NOT turn into a portable keychain that can easily be put anywhere just for her to witness her sister and in-law doing pda #like she’s had enough of that as aerial like it was unavoidable how were they gonna move her??? #just put her in another room damn she sick and tired #ALSO ALSO ALSO here is my miorine can cook agenda #yes she’ll burn down a kitchen or two tryinv to learn how to cook #but with the power of loving her wife sm onher side she actually becomes a very decent cook at some point #with a lot of begrudging help from chuchu and not so begrudging from the other earth house crew :’)

[ekingston]

What do you think would be lena's courage gaunlet test

therapy

#seriously! #some of the bravest shit a person can do is be honest with themselves #and Lena particularly likely feels she’d just be retraumatizing herself #little does she know the hardest truth she’ll have to face is that she’s her own worst enemy #and no matter how hard she tries to get out from under the weight of the luthor name #she won’t ever allow herself to feel happy or accomplished until she faces the true final boss: #her own inner critic and tendency to self-sabotage #(no i’m not desperately invested in this idea. stop looking at me like that) #ask me things! #anonymous

[sleepytownzzz]

thoroughly looking forward to next months new abby content // reference credit to @abbysdutchbraid on twitter!

#fan art #digital art #art #drawing #the last of us #the last of us part 2 #tlou 2 #tlou art #abby anderson #abby anderson fanart #sleepytownzzzart #i got lazy with the shading #but i feel like it looks okay? #i wonder what other skins she’ll get in the remaster #not really sold on the mad max-esque one

[moongreenlight]

Not seeing enough people recognize that John Price is actually Mr. O’Malley the alley cat from aristocats.

Falls in love with a single mom not realizing she actually has three kids and then getting even more excited when he realizes she has kids already? Yeah ok nerd.

#imagining price wooing a single mom not knowing she has kids and the entire night she’s worrying about how she’ll tell him #and then he brings her home and it’s pretty difficult to pretend like there aren’t kids there so you break the news and he’s THRILLED #moongreenlight #moongreenlightwrites #and that’s how seph sees it #cod mw2 #call of duty #cod x reader #141 headcanons #drabble #price cod #captain john price #john price

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 46

Danny and Dani are able to sense clones. Not like being able to hunt them but the vibes. Clones don’t feel right.

So really any ghost can tell. There age doesn’t match the body. They can feel that the soul or whatever had only been there for less then the age they are.

It does mean that if someone is like frozen physical but they age. They could tell the ages don’t match up. Neither have experienced anything like that. So they just always assume it a clone thing.

Danny meets Connor somehow.

Danny clocks him. Kinda groans and pulls out a pamphlet. Dani made him promise to give it to anyone he clocked.

Then he goes into a whole tangent about how he knows Connor is a clone. The look on his face cements it as fact.

Then asks how is your original or creator. They good. Or like need to go. Danny essentially questions his entire home life. Has to make sure he is safe.

Says he knows a guy who could help if not.

The pamphlet is Dani’s creation. One that has her number a way to contact Danny. The pamphlet guarantees her original will kick butt for them. (Danny is unaware of the part). The guy he knows is himself but he wasn’t going to tell them that. It also has a mandatory monthly check in. But don’t work she’ll come to you.

Danny does warn Connor she likes to pull pranks. Mostly on the originals or creators. Mentions how she and him destroyed the lab of the man who created her.

Dani just wants to befriend all the clones. Danny is willing to help her achieve her dreams.

#danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #connor kent #dani fenton #Dani wants to befriend all the clones #she met a clone hellbent on unaliving the original #she helped him see the light #the clone now helps at a snaimal sanctuary #happily his own person #she is upset about the amount of clones that don’t have a good family #so she checks on all the members #the pamphlet releases some of her ectoplasm #so she can hunt the clones down #Danny would like to not be the one to tag them #but she’ll find out of he didn’t #Connor is probably confused #like how did this kid know #any attempts to get more info wouldn’t work on Danny #he did his job #Dani is connors problem now #Dani is already on the way to meet him

[sirazaroff]

Coco’s only big spoon

#fooze #rwby #rwby fanart #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #coco adel #rwby coco #crosshares #there’s no one else in all of remnant that could get coco to melt like that. no one. #that’s a dumb gay in love #two dumb gays actually #coco would kill for velvet without even being asked #she so down bad for that bun she’ll bark. ask her to bark pls. pls bun pls. #these two make me so happy. my break inbetween work and commissions

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

#i neeeeed fig to go indie it’s her destiny #she promises each of them that she’ll dedicate at least one song to them and then dedicates a track to each of them individually #sklondas seething a tiny bit that she called riz the ball but he won’t stop playing it so it keeps getting stuck in her head #adaine summons mephits to help with her track #you can hear her in the background near the end yelling ‘yeah!’ and ‘fuck off!’ #fabian wanted his to sound like a shanty but fig said it wouldn’t go with the vibe of the album #they eventually compromised by having the noise of waves and seagulls subtly in the background throughout #kristen actually cried the first time fig played the ballad of lucy frostblade for them #summer scaries sounds like an olivia rodrigo song #gorgug gets a sick drum solo in raging for love #time quangle opens with fire crackling and a bird cawing and a quiet clip of ayda saying ‘I love you’ before the instrumental starts #fig stuck a quiet sound clip of gilear saying ‘oh fuck’ and then a louder sound clip of her saying ‘oh fuck!’ in cursed #devils nectar is one of the slower tracks on the album #hall of mirrors is heavily inspired by the events at evil mordred and baron so you can hear a lot of influences from baronesian music in it #fig has a fucking sick as hell guitar solo and a couple of samples from just the bottomless pit in general in infaethable #Gorthalax also gets some lyrical input on it #fig manages to get a clip of riz saying ‘the ball bitch!’ to kalvaxus in freshman year to put in fury of the ball #is this too long for an album? maybe but who cares I love this #a good portion of the profits made from the album goes towards college for the party #having thoughts about fig and the cig fig’s Junior year album #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high #fhjy #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #dimesnion 20 #d20 fantasy high #fig and the cig figs

[pangur-and-grim]

I do love this cat, but she’s making it really hard to type

#pangur #she’ll like throw herself backwards so that I hold her like this