#two dumb gays actually

[sirazaroff]

Coco’s only big spoon

#fooze #rwby #rwby fanart #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #coco adel #rwby coco #crosshares #there’s no one else in all of remnant that could get coco to melt like that. no one. #that’s a dumb gay in love #two dumb gays actually #coco would kill for velvet without even being asked #she so down bad for that bun she’ll bark. ask her to bark pls. pls bun pls. #these two make me so happy. my break inbetween work and commissions

[mexicancat-girl]

So this was just the Prologue Arc in a nutshell, right?

#weezer meme #vinland saga #thorfinn #canute #askeladd #bjorn #aka two gay evil vikings and the traumatized teens they orphaned make a band together- #me being dumb #i cant believe i actually spent time on this. someone help-

[the-2nd-random-kid]

This man

Is literally a gay homophobe

#istg he is so gay and so dumb abt it i sWEARRRRRRR #fuuuuuuuck i need to read the actual light novel itself UGHHH #I NEED MORE YJH AND KDJ CONTENT DHSJDKDBDMEN #so so gay #like--theyre both so gay for each other #literally the only difference in their gayness is that yjh is oblivious (violent) abt it #and kdj is oblivious (too far up his own ass (affectionate)) abt it #i swear #just make out already #yall already made everyone think you two are rlly messy exes with kids #just fucken go with it man AHAHA #yoo junghyeok #yjh #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv

[scarefox]

me: oh, iQIYI has a comment section?

few seconds later

me: HOW CAN I REPORT COMMENTS AND BLOCK PEOPLE?!

#not the same dumb mf from MDL commenting the same s*xist & xenoph*be trash under the Bed Friend episodes #he basically says feminine gay sassy men don't exist outside of BL cause he never met such a gay man in RL before in his american area #(imagine actually believing that does this man even go outside) #I blocked him twice on MDL because he has two accounts #and always comes with this sh!t when there is not enough masculinity in a BL #dude can take his american toxic masc a.ss out of this fandom if he hat.es it so much but no he rather whines about every BL #also the fact that James ... the guy who plays Uea got bullied in school because of his body shape and 'gender' makes this even worse #bed friend #iQIYI #bl drama #rant #vent

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

its so weird to read some of my old fics (do NOT do it but i'm just being hypothetical rn) and reading it. like who even was this person?? i completely was in a haze back in 2020. i literally was posting 3 chapters a day. A DAY. what in the WORLD was that shit.

anyway i remembered some STUPID sappy shit and i didnt remember if i'd put it into a fic or not BUT I FOUND IT.

She and Hope had been dating in secret for months anyway, and any attempt to go talk to Ryan only filed her disposition of displeasure upon knowing that she couldn’t tell anyone, Molly especially, it destroyed herself mentally. They couldn’t really go anywhere near the school, always having to lie to everyone about having projects together when Molly wasn’t around them. It’d consisted with 9 PM - 2 AM intervals of being able to actually see each other. Hope would sneak through her small bedroom window with a portable record player and whatever she had gotten from the vintage record store downtown, and Amy would always fall asleep around eleven because of her internal clock. She would always wake up to find a single sticky note stuck on the edge of her desk whenever she woke up to her alarm the next morning. One of them, Amy still had tucked inside of her phone case, a heavily detailed human heart, with blue and red ink sketched onto a neon pink sticky note, there was a caption that headed the small paper reading the phrase over every now and again makes her almost melt every time. “You have my heart.”

yeah idk why the fuck but i thought of this fucking idea again today and i was like "omg did i ever put that heart note thing in a fic???" yeah you fucking did.

all that to say ME AND WHO???? imagine. thats so fucking.... RAHHHH.

#NOT TOH FANFIC #see this is why i write fanfic. to enact some gay ass shit like this. #the fucking STICKY NOTE WITH A DRAWING OF A HUMAN HEART AND SAYING “YOU HAVE MY HEART” I AM ON THE FLOOR. #*sighs* sucks i cant reuse it on lumity though. #my friend making me realize i actually have rizz but am just too much of a disaster to actually understand cues with people #its a MESS. im just all over the place. i literally ranted to THE SAME FRIEND yesterday (or the day before??) abt some girl jesus. #anyway i remember writing A LOT OF POETRY back in hs about this one girl and then the same girl i got to talk to-- #--my first actual conversation with her i blurted out that i wanted to shave my head. she was like.... oooooo god i was A MESS #still slid into her school dms during covid and was like “haha guess what i actually mf did???” anyway all that to say underlying dysphoria #they're nonbinary now too and i kinda ghosted them like a complete idiot :(. its been two years or so but i still think of them... a lot... #actually i have more lore about this person and its like istg they actually really liked me but i could not pick it up. #we had such SUCH good chemistry and vibes. n they were really pretty. ughhhhhh. #anyway yeah idk crushes are weird sometimes. the universe knows how unstoppable id be with a partner #i feel like i was the reason they were able to find themself and their identity because when we were talking i always encouraged them #and told them to do what felt right. im glad they did. i think sometimes that brings me peace. like i served a purpose. #STILL showed them toh. STILL SHOWED THEM TOH. #we were talking about amity LMAO “this green haired girl seems interesting” SHE SO WAS. #...yeah i wish i could text them but i kinda probably fucked it up. #shitposting shit #idk what this post is i just wanted to talk about this dumb sticky note thing because im rotating it in my brain and remembering how #mentally ill i was back in 2020 #talking into the void yk how it isssss

[mcnuggyy]

So glad god made me too shy to be a theater kid but just good enough at singing to end up being a choir/church choir kid but now that just means I know how to sing AND ended up with extra weird religious trauma that could have been avoided 😭

#though there was a time in my life where I could have ended up being both #cause I got superrrrr into phantom of the opera and it’s still one of my favorite musicals #and even auditioned for my high schools grease production but luckily I’m very stupid #and didn’t realize it was a 2 part audition and only came to 1 part of it #so they just assumed I wasn’t actually interested LMAO #but no I was just dumb LMAO #anyways #singing is like drawing to me I have to do it once a day or else I go crazy LOL #but now I just wish there was a gay fruity little choir club or something I could join as an adult #i wanna make silly little friends and sing songs and be gay :-( #some hidden izel lore for you I guess LMAO #callate guero #though the few times I’ve gotten to perform with a mariachi have been some of the coolest fucking moments for me #especially at my quince cause that’s one of the first times I ever saw my dad cry #I felt so powerful LMAO #i KNOW la probably has like a gay mariachi group or two I could look into since they have multiple lgbt+ folklorico groups I’ve seen

[isaacathom]

thinking about the hornblower/bush pleading paragraph again and being reminded of a scene earlier in that same book where hornblower is trying to tell bush about how he can navigate and demonstrating the math for him and all bush can do is nod dumbly and admire hornblower's delicate and nimble hands

#not a direct quote i dont have the book on hand despite my attempts to find a copy. i gotta contact that bookstore #but its an early on chapter like 7 or so in lt hornblower and it was the first bit where i went OH I SEE NOW #cause id watched most of the show and had gotten 0 hornblower/bush energy from mutiny/retribution #and then i read lt hornblower and went oh! i see where you fuckers get it from actually. i see the nucleus of it here #lt hornblower is fully the gayest of the novels (of the ones i read which was through till flying colours) #next gayest was probably flying colours. when i finally read lord hornblower we'll see where that figures #but i assume lord hornblower WILL rank on the gay list. most of the books do not in the slightest #yknow actually beat to quarters and ship of the line rank too just bc of how often hornblower goes #'damn my lieutenant (not bush) is an attractive man. im jealous of him' are you horatio? something you wanna tell class #idr the name of the lieutenant but his entire role is to be hot and lean and good with women #so those rank. the others dont though these bitches got nothing #we may give a partial point to midshipman for having the character of archie kennedy for all of 6 lines over two chapters #where in his first appearance its just the two of them being dumb theatrical for no reason. its very cute

[homeosloven]

i love love LOVEEEE being mom's therapist :)

#we've been trash talking both of my brothers for two hours lol #i really can't believe how fucking dumb they are #glad to know i actually am the best child she has #like even my flagrant homosexuality could get a pass because the two cunts are so bad #diary of a gay slav

[old-skulls]

i have an irrational hatred for percabeth, not in the “she’s abusive!!!” way but in a i just don’t like these characters together way

#tw: tag ranting #alas. cursed forever to both love and hate things #idk it’s like. it’s too much of a Destined Soulmates Together Forever!!! thing for me #unrealistic make them gay #BUT for real like fuckin The Goddess Of Love told him his love life would be complicated or whatever #and then. what happens. two kids have crushes on him? they go thru general horrors? make it INTERESTING #i think that’s what she actually said that percy’s love life would be interesting. and ITS NOT #it’s Boring #i’m also like possibly aromantic and i always prefer the Yearning of relationships lmaoo #and maybe i’m just dumb but when i first read it i was surprised they were getting together #like she kissed him in st helen’s or whatever and i was like ??? #i last read this when i was 14 don’t mind me if i misremember things #anyway. i don’t like any of the canon pjo ships LMAO #pjo

[maddy-ferguson]

i think it's actually a good thing that babylon was only watched by ten people (i count for seven because that's how many times i've seen it) because there's endless discourse to be had and it would've been very annoying

#brad pitt being one of the leads obviously it's actually one of the reasons why i didn't plan on going to see it at first that and the fact #that it lasts three hours and also i wasn't interested. happened upon it anyway you know how the story goes i mean. i still paid for my #ticket but i only ended up going because my classes for that day were cancelled because of the strike that was going on then. yeah #three out of the four queer characters end up dead so that's bury your gays but two of the characters are only implied queer so i guess #that would make it better except it wouldn't because yk. not explicit. not enough lady fay zhu and sidney focus which true actually i think #just five more minutes of fay especially would've been great. there's a deleted scene where nellie finds out that manny separated them but #i kinda get why they deleted it. what else. oh yeah nellie manic pixie dream girl😭 also the fact that she dies and manny survives probably #counts as misogyny. but the white characters dying and the characters of color surviving makes it all okay would be the conclusion #there's other things it's a long movie #making up discourse yes but really these are just critiques if you think about it. some of them just happen to be dumb #and like i say: brf slt

[llycaons]

my actual, serious thoughts are that this romcom setup where two love interests try to set up two other characters only to each fall in love with one of the people they’re trying to set up is absolutely perfect for an ironic double twist that would play out in a unpredictable, refreshing, and satisfying way. obviously it won’t happen, but let’s explore that route

first of all, it’s funny in a shenanigans way this series is already doing so well with, and second of all it wouldn’t occur to the audience before it actually starts to happen. I truly believe a relationship between former enemies who tried to kill each other and who meet again under different circumstances and become good friends and inspire openness and joy in each other is much more appealing than a relationship between a man who abuses, attacks, mocks, and assaults a woman while she desperately tries to 1. survive 2. keep him from destroying her home and 3. make it so that he can actually experience emotions. I deeply dislike straight couples where the woman goes to all this effort to ‘fix’ the horrible man who she’s going to end up with and endures suffering upon suffering to get to a place where he finally treats her well, while he faces no repercussions for his actions towards her besides...feeling bad, I guess. she’s like his guide to good behavior and acting normally, more like a therapist than a partner. I don’t think it’s fair and I don’t enjoy watching it and I don’t like the message it sends. it’s the reason I had to take such long breaks in watching this show. this is not a relationship I endorse despite the early-episode humor

so I would vastly prefer it if orchid and dfqc remained important people in each other’s lives, but strictly platonic friends. dfcq/changheng would take a lot of effort in reworking the plot, but I think it would be a fantastic choice. of course, the reveal about who dfqc is to ch has to come eventually, but I think the betrayal would just add some drama and depth that, in the...couple hours we’ve seen them together, it just doesn’t have. and after the betrayal is forgiven and dfcq shows he’s changed, their relationship would only then be that much stronger! right now changheng is SO happy to be with dfcq, and encouraging dfqc to come out of his shell and talk about his very painful experiences with his father and they genuinely have a great time together and I can see that turning so easily into something more romantic. imo they have more chemistry with each other than either has ever had with orchid

I also don’t want to ignore orchid or cut her off from the happiness she found in being the center of someone’s attention or the growth she’s undergone or the questions of her identity or her centrality in the plot - she’s the main character! to make the romcom switch work, she’d then be with the god of war, but I feel like they might be related maybe? so that’s off the table. but I really like the idea of orchid and danyin! they were also off to a rough start, but danyin now sincerely respects and admires orchid’s courage, and she defended orchid and stood up for her after the exam. and just like it would be good for orchid to stop mooning over changheng, I think it would be really good for danyin to move on from him as well. honestly, I think I could make a case for danyin as a lesbian who’s experiencing comphet and focusing on changheng as the ‘perfect’ man who’s also unattainable. she doesn’t seem to have much else going on in her life besides disobeying her father and being catty with other fairlies, but this loneliness and fixation on changheng feels characteristic of someone who’s unable to connect easily with others despite her ‘popular girl’ status - maybe because she’s not being authentic to herself and she’s clinging to the thing she hopes will make her ‘normal?’. this reading makes a lot of sense to me and I think danyin realizing she has feelings for orchid instead could be a really beautiful and liberating and affirming story...and I know this won’t happen but I’d like orchid to put her foot down and be able to walk out of this situation where she’s treated so shittily half the time and where dfqc always seeks to dominate and control her. I really love the idea of her and danyin finding freedom and peace with each other....that’s the dream for this show

#and THAT'S my 'love between fairy and devil except scrap canon and make it gay both ways' pitch #there's parts I like about this canon romance but uhm. not many. and we're more than halfway through #and I so dislike the trope where two future love interests kiss for plot reasons #I think it's dumb and I always have #unless they have actual chemistry which I don't think orchid and dfqc do 😭 #yes danyin does have internalized homophobia but she WILL get an arc for it #clj lb

[exopelagic]

I wiped out so hard tonight my KNEES

#I fell over. so many times. including two of the worst falls I’ve had in a WHILE #god the first one literally like minute and a half on the ice i lose a foot under me and do the splits. crash into the barriers #I am notably Not flexible I cannot do the splits. I don’t know how I kept skating afterwards #the worst fall I have ever had however was right at the end and the thing that made me get off #we were playing a thing and both me and this other guy we’re trying to catch this girl who turned out to be Also going very fast #three way collision all falling forwards on top of each other #we SLID there were BLADES BY MY HEAD im lucky im short im amazed nobody got actually hurt #except like. my knees which are now staging a coup I rlly should ice them but I don’t have ice and I just wanna sleep #but GOD tonight was a mixed bag #i have acquired the instagram and will probably get him on committee if he sends me the thing #also slowly thinking hrm yeah he’s probably straight #anyway good news: i think we’re pretty solidly friends now. bad news: prooobably regrettably heterosexual #idk straight guys shouldn’t be allowed to be cute and funny and good at skating it’s not fair #aaaanyway. it’s my own fault bc I meet most new people through hockey now and this sport is pretty notoriously not queer #it’s a little different here but the people who end up Good are largely not yknow. and I am unfortunately into guys who can skate #also they end up being the people I actually get to talk to with what I do. dumb as hell. they should invent gay hockey players #anyway my assessment is still vibes based there’s time for me to be proven wrong but we will see. it’d be funny if he was queer after this #will think abt texting him on a day that isn’t tomorrow bc tomorrow’s gonna be too much and I would like to have some time to chill sometime #anyway this is my periodic reminder to myself that I’m literally just Allowed to have feelings. fucked up that it’s true #but like it’s just. allowed. and it’s not even that I’m dumb or have bad taste or smth like that and over like what. #almost two years? there have been 5 guys total. mr prick who WAS queer unfortunately. and while the other four did turn out to be straight #that was due to 1. guy literally had rainbow fucking stick tape and Everyone thought he was gay. also I was just kinda fucking around there #2. talked to him like three times before asking him out. agrees to dinner bc he thinks it’s funny. 3. many signals bc bunch of queer friends #still unconfirmed but be does have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4. okay maybe I should know better by now but he’s cute okay I’m allowed to hope #it’s not even like I’ve DONE anything other than talk to him dude you’re fine you’re allowed to feel things #aaaanyway. bed now. eepy. will talk to him later. he complimented my hair okay I’m done now going to sleep #very sorry to anyone who reads these tags for just going on abt this guy but also no I’m not scroll down #luke.txt

[pretendygood]

So my husband was just like, "I was thinking for our anniversary we could go eat somewhere early, then you could make me watch one of your shows the rest of the day if you want"

It's finally fucking go time

#bless this man he gets me #i did check like five times to make sure he actually wanted to btw #he watched two episodes in 2019 and always meant to pick it back up anyway #he has already been quoting out of context bits i've shown him #'slither over and watch you eat cake' and 'just an angel i know' are said daily by both of us #anyway excuse me while i excitedly vibrate until next monday #when we can be dumb and gay and make jokes about them banging all day #i officially need a personal tag so: #jay's nonsense #block that if you want idc #also for my own purposes: #mark adventures

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

just watched knock at the cabin aka the movie with bautista and jonathan groff and adult ronald weasley and all i can say is

NATM Jedtavius Knock At The Cabin AU. Octavius as Eric. Jedediah as Andrew. Julia as Wen. The old nightguards can be Leonard/Redmond/Adriane/Sabrina or Kah, Al, Ivan, and Napoleon.

So like KATC AU when

(spoilers in tags and a long ass rant in tags too so)

#no bc that movie was so good #hello like we got jonathan groff aka king george #we got WWE as an actor #and we got RON WEASLEY #AND WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING PLOT TWIST THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE AND THE FOUR WEREN'T DELUSIONAL #I EXPECTED A HAPPY ENDING BECAUSE NO MOVIES SEEM TO GO INTO THE DARK ROUTE #BUT NO BITCH. NO. NO BITCH WE GOT ONE DEAD. #WE GOT THE GAY DEATH SCENE AND HONESTLY? #ICONIC #WE GOT BAUTISTA BEING FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE #BRO ONLY DIED BECAUSE HE KILLED HIMSELF #OTHERWISE? BAUTISTA MORE LIKE BRICKWALLTISTA #GOD DAMN 😭💪 #I MEANT TWO SOBBING EMOJIS BUT SAME THING #I ACTUALLY LIKED REDMOND #IDK WHY #MAYBE BC WE SHARE REDHEAD GENES 💪💪 #OR BC HE LOOKED LIKE DUMB POOR MEOW MEOW BASTARD MAN AND I LIKED IT #HE LOOKED LIKE A PATHETIC MESS TBH RELATABLE #THEY'RE GON NEED THERAPYYYYYYY #I WANT MY FIX IT FOUND FAMILY TRAUMA FIC RN #GIVE ME IT RN #THERAPY AU #THERAPY AU RN WHEN #WHEN #BTICH IM GOING INSANE OVER THEM??? #IF THERES NO FIC ILL RIOT #knock at the cabin #I C O N I C #jedtavius

[relencomp]

Listen Here. Yeah, You. I Have Something To Tell You.

I need to talk about the book I’m writing so badly but everyone I know is asleep or dead(?) and I hear Tumblr is cool about writing and stuff.

it’s got lesbians and big guns and magic and shenanigans.

I hear that sells like hot cakes here. Come take a bite.

#writing #novel #fiction #fantasy #sci fi novels #cyberpunk #gay #shadow wizard money gang #i cast gun as my first spell #one of the lesbians isn't actually a lesbian she's bi but it's more fun to say lesbians but wait i could have just said sapphic #but believe me there are more than just those two lovebirds who are actually lesbians i just gotta write them in now oh fuck #how many of these tags can i add i've never really used tumblr that much #i mean i used it for my wordpress back in highschool but i was never ON tumblr like some of you freaks #by freaks i mean lovely people that make up most of my friends group please understand that i love yall #okay imma post this dumb thing now #bye

[yabakuboi]

There's an incredibly pretty girl at the front desk in Family Video, and Steve—Eddie's boyfriend of eight months—is leaning over the counter with a sly smile and half-lidded eyes.

Eddie pauses in the doorway, struck dumb for a moment as he takes in the scene, and then gleefully ducks down behind the nearest shelf.

"So tell me," Steve says, all low and intimate. "What kind of movie were you looking for?"

"Um," the girl says. She doesn't sound very enthusiastic—barely indulgent at best. Eddie wishes he could see, but any sight of him will ruin Steve's chances right now. He's got a pretty good mental picture though. "I really like those old black and white movies, the really glamorous ones, you know?"

"Oh, totally," Steve sighs, like he's swooning. "Like Cary Grant, Clarke Gabel?" Eddie can practically hear his smirk. "Katharine Hepburn? Ginger Rogers?"

"Oh, I love Ginger Rogers!"

"Really?" Steve says matching her excitement. "Well, you're just in luck! Robin here knows all about those old black and white movies, don't you Robin?"

Eddie presses a hand to his mouth to hide his snickering. Robin had looked like a hooked fish when he'd walked in, she's gotta be gaping stupidly right now. "Uuuh," he hears her mumbling, and tries not to snort too loud. "Y-Yeah, uh, golden age of Hollywood stuff, absolutely. I could? Show you where they are?"

"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing!" the girl says, her interest in the conversation now warmed by several degrees. Eddie is still a little in awe of how well his boyfriend can sniff out gay girls.

"I got the front here, Robin," Steve cuts in smoothly. "You ladies take your time, make sure you pick out a good one!"

Eddie waits another beat, listening at their footsteps shuffle away, before he pops up from behind the shelf. Steve, lighting up like a Christmas tree, beams at him.

"Am I a genius or what?" he whispers, grinning ear to ear.

"Your lesbian powers know no equal," Eddie says just as quietly, taking the girl's spot at the counter, leaning into Steve's space. Steve happily mirrors him, until they're tucked together, the world narrowing down to the two of them. It's Eddie's favorite place to be. "All hail Steve Harrington, blessid he, lesbian whisper. Come to aid all useless queers in the fight against singledom."

"Thank you, thank you," Steve says with an air of novel benevolence. "I promise to only use my powers for good."

"Dingus. Doofus."

They jump away from each other as if shocked. Robin glowers at them both, but the pretty girl behind her is giggling and standing way too close for friendly, just at Robin's elbow.

"Move it, lovebirds," she hisses as she rounds the desk. "I need to check Claire out."

"I think you already have," Steve says. His smile this time is down right evil.

Robin actually hisses at him, and hip checks him away from the register. Eddie does a bow, sweeping his arm out to give Claire the prime spot in front of the desk, before he turns back to Steve.

"My dear, if you could please," he simpers, all posh and nasally. "Show me to your finest, grossest horror movie, thank you my good sir."

"Ugh," Steve groans already heading off into the shelves, not waiting for Eddie to follow. "You're lucky I love you, Ed. Shit gives me nightmares."

"I know," Eddie sings, chasing him. "I love you too."

#steddie #stobin #steve is the barney to robin's ted mosbey #what a horrifying sentence but the sentiment is there #oh no a himym steddie + buckingham au when??? #ANYWAYS just imagine the store is totally empty and steve saw this chick at dyke night when robin dragged him along one time #so he felt super confident in the safety of being a lil more open #this was silly i actually wanted to write it about eddie being in love with steve's evil nasty face when he brutally roasts robin/everyone #instead it was this thank you for your time #my steddies