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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

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btw they play the same soft piano music over shuro talking about falin as they did when marcille and falin were in bed together. the captions call it "romantic music". hmm

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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I think it would be really funny to just make lore characters from different smps aware of other versions of their friends. Like- hey outsiders smp! You know your super rigid soldier really old friend who’s allergic to hugs? Surprise! In this one he’s a criminal pirate whore!

oh? Your god’s champion mountain elf friend? What about this world where he’s an emo witch!

wow! You hate guns as weapons pirate Bekymon? Guess what! In this one, you tied up you killed a guy with one! And then threatened your friend with another!

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#it never does because its only like-- 3 letters #at the very least-- the name i make others call me #not a lot of people know my birth name #and i prefer it that way

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in my head Ratio is invited guest on Astral Express and everybody hates him because he took "feel yourself at home" literally (he's very comfy here)

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#2 is currently at 33.4

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An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell circa 500,000-300,000 years ago.

The maker appears to have deliberately flaked around the shell to preserve and place it in a central position. As a result this handaxe has been described as an early example of artistic thought.

From West Tofts, Norfolk.

Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, University of Cambridge, Courtesy Alison Fisk

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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Just a little cute idea I had ;)

I watched a YouTuber play this cuz I wasn’t paying 60 for that, but I really liked the cutscenes and the mini Marios to make a little something. I know that dk, Luigi, peach, and Pauline get their own toys in a later game but I like to make up in-game realities so what can I say

Also, WHEN IS NINTENDO GONNA RELEASE A LUIGI TOY FIGURE/PLUSH!? OR OF ANY OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS!?

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GET ME OUTTA HERE LUIGI!!!!

GET ME OUTTA THIS SHITHOLE OF A WEBSITE!!!!!!!!

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all my damage dealing characters died in the second phase so i ended up fighting him with my sole survivor fu xuan and they had a preservation-off

sorry.. sorry.... i am the reason they nerfed aventurine boss fight

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on