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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

#one of the few internet friends I met IRL had the username meow. #she is forever meow #I was literally meowing in public #to get her attention it was great

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

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#I want to marry whoever that hand belongs to #video

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#this fucking post

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“studies have shown”

WHAT STUDIES, WHO CONDUCTED THEM, WHERE ARE THEIR RESULTS, CITE YOUR SOURCES

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#HAHAHAHAH THIS ONE #INCREDIBLE #I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT #audio #polls

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this game was so fucking funny and for what. i can't believe there are people who dislike the alola games

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

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🧍‍♂️

via @deadskink

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

#video #birds

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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

#oh to live in the ass of town #stealing ur tags thanks

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a weird thing is that we got waves of people going "who cares if its cringe or youre annoying! have fun!" but no one really learned how to accept the fact that some people will find you annoying or think your art or your work or posts or anyrhing sucks and thats ok. rather it just became a weird "if people think youre annoying theyre just morally bad. let people enjoy things!". like no i think this yes man only biome sucks and people are allowed to not like artstyles and shows and media and other things

#yea it’s turned into like. this idea that you can’t just not like something just because #there HAS to be some moral reason that the thing is Bad #EVEN FOR THE MOST INNOCUOUS THINGS

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coming for you

#me when I GET YOU #video