#and i shit you not

[nonbinarykai]

Non Kai Stan’s have no idea what it’s like to go from literal YEARS where the ONLY characteristics of Kai was being stupid or insulted by other characters.

To a season that not only gives him focus, but also does his character RIGHT and makes him fun and enjoyable again.

Dragons rising is everything I have been begging the series to do ever since I created this account and I am SO FUCKING GLAD it FINALLY happened

God bless you doc and Kevin you mean everything to me

#ninjago #ninjago kai #dragons rising season two #drs2 #this doesn’t include any spoilers technically #Kai was done so dirty for so long #s8 is one of the best seasons of the series pre dr and literally every line he has in that season is #and I shit you not #either him being stupid or someone else insulting him #WE FINALLY WON

[glitterrgalax]

I've recently read an amazingly soft ghostsoap fic and was entranced... so I had to draw it!!! please check it out and shower the author with love!!!

It’s been a wild bit since I’ve done proper lineart tho, so this Took Me A Bit

#by which i mean #and i shit you not #all weekend #like no cap two days straight #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghost cod #ghost #soap cod #soap mactavish #john mactavish #do i tag him as johnny too orrr #fanart #cod #call of duty #mwii #my art #digital art

[llitchilitchi]

no more monarchy restoration au its Czechoslovakia restoration au from now on

NO, no, no fuck that, no fucking way, Czechoslovakia lost all 3 canon lives, it's gone, dead and buried in the backyard and we Do Not have a revive book

#asks #fun fact when I went to a tech museum in the czech republic at one point #me a beautiful young slovak woman all alone #I was approached by one of the workers who was handling the instruments there #(there's this thing called Orchestrión and it was still operational but it was only to be operated by staff) #and I shit you not #he started flirting with me and his pickup line was 'I think czechoslovakia should reunite' #czsk #keep #sorry anonnie this is the funniest thing ever but also /no/

[sleepwalkingbonez]

Still my favourite song since the day i heard it. Credits to fitzy.mp3 on tiktok

#moss talk #laika the space dog #laika #no matter what #and i shit you not #i always shiver or cry or both when listening to it #laika is my everything

[monsoon-of-art]

shiny brain luck aquired, i now have a shiny wattrel. what should i call it

Newton.

#last night my dad handed me his Pokemon Go to deal with his inventory #and I shit you not #the moment the phone is in my hands he hatches an egg #SHINY. PARTY HAT. PICHU

[justmenoworries]

Thank you, X-Men '97 Episode 8 for providing me with an easy way to see whether peeps on here are worth listening to or not.

#justme snarking #some people on here will really watch this show and still insist that magneto is “going too far” #i've seen one of them use a tag that went #and i shit you not #“magneto is never right just attractive” #like i blocked them so i don't have to see their garbage takes anymore but if they by some miracle manage to see this post anyway #fuck you and step on all the legos

[gecemi09]

You can NOT convince me that Elysia's arc and what she did/what heppened to her in the PE wasn't rewritten in some way. Because certain interactions she has w others are so inconsistent it's not even real

#hi3rd #honkai impact 3rd #honkai impact 3 #elysia #elysian realm #i just did an ER run #and i havent unlocked all the interactions yet #so imagine my surprise when Elysia and Kevin have a convo #w Elysia saying “hey kevin what would have happened if you hadn't mastered Judgement of Shamesh? would we have lost earlier?” #and then Kevin said #our ending didn't have anything to do w whether i mastered the shamesh or not #but we could have had a different ending if we knew your intentions earlier #elysia said smth else and then kevin was like #and i shit you not #“i trusted you. that was a mistake” #LIKE?? #WHAT THE HELL?? #goddamn #how on earth does that line up w Elysium Everlasting

[emmyrosee]

tiny lil baby post but I just need to say thank you to all the renewed love on my pieces. some of my old ones were written with expectations of going literally, actually no where; seeing them get love is truly too much, and i can’t explain how happy i feel when i get to see how far ive come, how far we’ve come in this lil corner of the internet.

thank you for letting me do what i do <3

okay. back to the grind 💪🏻

#i need it to be known that I go back and reread reblogs like #almost every day #and I shit you not #that’s an actual thing I do #so now that like #Viktor&Rolf and Black Opium- two pieces I never thought I’d even post are getting love #it’s just #idk #never doubt how much likes and comments and reblogs matter #because I posted those pieces when I was in a strange place #and they truly do mark a point of when I started writing what I wanted to rather than what I had to #especially in my strangest of thoughts 🧡 #so the fact they’re still even a little enjoyed? #that counts for so much more than you could know #WHEW okay. back to normal PFFFFF-

[rustbeltjessie]

Chicago via train. Smears of orange red gold October color— give way to graffitied bricks, vacant lots. I'm coming home.

Jessie Lynn McMains, “Via Chicago (Tanka)” [October 8, 2022]

#poetry #jessie lynn mcmains #my writing #spilled ink #tanka #train #travel #autumn color #october #chicago #i was listening to wilco on the way down to chicago #and i shit you not #via chicago came on not long before we pulled into union station #hence that day's tanka

[evaneatschildren]

Just had to defend my teacher calling me ‘a they’ to my religious grandmother

#and had to justify it without coming out #by telling her #and i shit you not #that there are boys in my ALL GIRLS SCHOOL #and why the teachers calling me a they #is no different #than referring to someone that you don’t know the gender of

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS #I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#og post #yes you absolutely can tag this with your blorbos i love this shit

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

#I get it. #EMBRACE THAT SHIT #it’s such a fucking power move and I gain so much respect for u #also I’d like to add I selfship with spamton neo and king candybug #if that makes you feel any better #selfship #txt #1k

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police' #even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

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Edit 2

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#queer #keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit #fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy #I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza