iamfuckingjesus
I am fucking Jesus
Hey, I'm matt. Yep
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What advantages does this motor car have over say.. a train? Which I could also afford.
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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
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U 2 sweet 4 me bb
Just an update that I’m still madly in love with my boyfriend
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When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.
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Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert
Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]
Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!
Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]
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the signs as iconic celebrity twink phases
aries: brad pitt
taurus: jake gyllenhaal
gemini: keanu reeves
cancer: joaquin phoenix
leo: matt damon
virgo: leo dicaprio
libra: johnny depp
scorpio: chris evans
sagittarius: jeff goldblum
capricorn: david duchovny
aquarius: heath ledger
pisces: tom hardy
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my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
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