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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

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hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u

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we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying

#if anyone figures out why i'm like this please let me know

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My cat escaped her catio today, but fortunately she's the biggest baby I've ever known and as soon as she realized she'd trapped herself outside she came crying to the door to be let back in

#gotta fix that hole before my other cat finds it though #THAT would be a disaster. she is VERY adventurous

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Patreon to raise a million dollars for me to set up the most complicated and mysterious ARG ever over the next 20 years

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Anybody want to play hangman with me? Here's the word: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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I think the United States isn't even particularly bad about youth rights and child abuse by global standards.

This is not due to the United States being good. The bar is just unacceptably low and a whole lot of parents want to keep it that way.

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#and teardrops on my quadjitar was Tryst's summer jam of 17BBY #< prev tags #oh he would be the biggest fan #campaign star wars #campaign podcast

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astarion having ultra shredded abs is admissible if boring because he's a mentally ill ken doll gymrat on peds, wyll having muscles is logical because he has a sword and shit even though his arms are stupidly thin and he would not be on a low body fat % like that (75kg wtf?). gale though? who does nothing besides cast spells and try to hump your leg? him and halsin can only be saved by this mod

#bg3 #raistlin mention spotted!! i miss that fucked up little guy

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

#game changer #dropout tv

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A small victory to celebrate for today

#us politics

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A fun sciencey set up for an AU I've been kicking around for a while. It's basically just a Gravity Falls/Invader Zim crossover.

I'm calling it Camp Mystery, or Camp Mystery AU.

☆ Next Comic ☆

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#game changer #dropout tv

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Just popped in to have a look at my wip and bad news everybody, it hasn't updated since I last looked. Jesus this writer is slow.

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#honest #you are not afraid to say what needs to be said!

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I would be SUCH a good Youtuber if I knew anything about cameras, or filming, or editing, or if I had any interest in learning those things, or if I had the capability to follow through on literally anything

#daydreaming about my hypothetical diy channel again #it would be such a good channel! until i abandoned it 3 videos in anyway