#and i love my mom but she has a tendency to have a whole ass conversation with me and then be like

[gentlethorns]

gotta get back into like spirituality. i lost touch w it bc like life happens and i got busy and distracted but one of my friends who's very gifted gave me a tarot reading yesterday and it made me remember that like. i have that power too. i just have to build it back up like a muscle

#she bork #tbd #ngl the reading made me very anxious lol but just bc it was something i needed to hear and it basically just warned me to use caution and #discretion w money which is something that has been very very heavy on my mind lately anyway. it also told me to stop being passive and #letting uncertainty paralyze me which has also been on my mind a lot bc in december i have to move out of the house i've been in for like #four years and my bf and i both don't know what we're gonna do yet (bc like there's some stuff going on w his family that makes moving in w #his mom and paying her rent for her benefit a big contender for a next step but like idk about living w parental figure bc i'm a whole ass #adult. so he might move in w her alone but then i'd have to live alone somewhere and that would kill me i think lol) and also idk what to do #job-wise bc i want to stay at this job for at least like two years just for the experience and so i can demonstrate that like i camp out at #jobs and don't just job-hop but also it's hurting my body and it's very stressful and like i enjoy it most of the time but the bad times #feel really bad. and also i'm tired of going in at like 3 in the morning it feels like i have no life bc even if i'm off the following day #i'm too tired to stay up and do anything that night bc i woke up that morning at like 2:30. so i'm like debating looking for something more #in line w what i want to do and like how i want to live like i'd love to work from home and have energy to exercise and be healthy mentally #and physically and honestly idk if i have that rn. idk just there's lots of stuff on the horizon that's making me very anxious and i have a #tendency to freeze when i get scared and in the pst things have just tended to fall together for me but that won't work this time. this time #i have to do it myself. #so anyway i need to get back in touch w my spiritual side and open myself up to the possibilities. rn i think i just feel stuck and afraid #but if i can take the bull by the horns and actively try to improve my life then it's no big deal

[literaila]

what does reader think of all the students at jujutsu tech ? is she like a proud mum when she meets yuji and nobara and is like "my son made friends" ? does megumi come home kn the weekends ? are they all sad when he officially starts there ?

trust that reader is everyone’s mom figure. she is the only person with any common sense, the most sane out of them all. if there’s a question that needs to be answered, reader should be the first person anyone goes to (someone might say otherwise but still)

satoru might say that you need to be a little “crazy” to be a jujutsu sorcerer, but you think he’s just projecting.

and you tell him this when you’re discussing megumi, talking about him living away from home—because jujutsu is immersive. it’s something you’re supposed to devote your lives to and you know this.

you do. really.

i mean, you lived there. you went to class with other sorcerers—satoru—and you know that you can’t half ass a career in jujutsu. you know.

but still, you can’t help but lay in bed with satoru and talk about megumi and ask him “does he really have to live there?” you’ll stare at satoru’s face. his half vacant eyes, tired from a day of work and all three of you. “he could come home at night and eat dinner. he could drive over with us.”

“what would the other first years say?”

“they wouldn’t have to know.”

you know you sound a bit naive. like a kid. but, honestly, didn’t satoru fall in love with you when you were one. why should it matter to either of you?

“what do you think nanami and haibara would’ve thought if you went home every night when you came to school?”

you give him a look, half joking. in no world would that have even been possible for you.

“okay,” he rolls his eyes. “what do you think suguru would’ve thought about me? if i went home every night to the gojo clan? or shoko?”

“they both made fun of you anyway.”

“megumi wants to go,” satoru reminds you like you don’t already know it. “do you want him to feel separated from his classmates?”

“stop,” you tell him, groaning into the side of his head. his hair smells like gumdrops and plums.

“i’m just saying,” satoru kisses behind your ear, his go-to method of distraction. “he’s a man.”

“he’s not.”

satoru shakes his head against yours, not saying anything.

“he’s not. you’re not even a man.”

the boy in question grins like this is what he was waiting for you to say. “and i still lived in the dorms, a building away from you.”

you sit up suddenly, thinking. “what if megumi falls in love with a classmate?”

satoru laughs.

“no, i’m serious—“

still, when megumi moves into his dorm room, you don’t even attempt to dissuade him. he seems… as giddy as he can get, carrying his boxes around campus like he didn’t spend half his childhood following you or satoru around.

you’re immensely glad that you agreed to work there with him in this moment. satoru says he has no idea when the other first years will show up—as per usual—and you don’t want megumi to be alone for long.

so it’s fortunate that satoru can introduce him to the now second years, and you can stand along slide megumi all the while, grinning at your pupils and nudging megumi to be polite.

you don’t get to watch satoru smile at your overprotective tendencies or proud-motherly instincts. he finds it… slightly adorable (and insanely attractive) to watch you fuss over your son like he’s a tiny little doll you can dress up.

and really, you’re just glad that megumi isn’t afraid of all of this like you were. that he had someone—two people—to show him the reins. that satoru is going to be there beside him the whole time, you just a classroom away.

yeah, you think, for just once, it’ll all be fine.

and then you get to hear all about satoru’s teaching methods from your new students (which ensues a whole… months worth of arguments).

#hehehe #thinking about reader watching over megumi from the sidelines #fawning over him when he starts to get close to yuuji #comforting him when the inevitable happens #and then beating satoru up when he tells her— #ah #good times #(all the second years love her and seriously question her sanity) #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x you #a typical family

[theaxolotlkween]

Some Nanite Project headcanon doodles and their explanations, going from left to right:

I doubt that Rex would say this exact thing but the idea is that, being a fairly lonely kid and someone who was probably easily bored even back then, Rex would’ve pestered the people around him a lot, which you know. Fair. I hc him as being a lot like he is now, but obviously more childish. Because literal child. So very inquisitive, curious, trusting, and empathetic, but easily bored and reckless. I feel like he would play on his own (or accidentally injure himself climbing on industrial equipment which just seems like something he just. Did. It also makes him currently being an adrenaline junkie make more sense) until he got bored (or injured) and then pester all the scientists around him that would tolerate him for long periods of time.

Next up is that Van Kleiss and Violeta Salazar (Rex’s mom) had similar or complimentary roles on the Nanite Project and thus worked together a lot. Judging by how Van Kleiss talks about Violeta in Written in Sand, they probably had a similar dynamic to Rex and Van Kleiss in that episode, except with a lot less sand and threat of imminent demise. This would be really funny to me. Also pictured Rex just hanging out, because he seems like he would be a momma’s boy. He is acting out a very tense and dramatic romance between these two cars and they are finally about to kiss. I also feel like current Rex would love K-dramas.

I honestly don’t think Van Kleiss hated or disliked Rex when Rex was a young child. I feel like he would’ve found him amusing at best, annoying at worst, and sort of weirdly endearing, but never being outright mean to him. Based on the tolerance he has for Rex’s shenanigans in the show while he has almost none for anyone else, even his own allies, this had to have started somewhere. If Rex was a chronic botherer, then someone who doesn’t get easily or outwardly annoyed would be the perfect target. Van Kleiss also still is not explaining shit, his favourite activity.

Finally, Rex naming ZagRS. This is actually one that I’ve had since I was about 14-15 because there’s no reason given for her name to be what it is. Like it’s not an acronym like GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System), and it sounds kind of like Zagreus, an ancient Greek deity that I cannot find anything on except for who his parents might be and that he might have some connection to Dionysus. In canon, Caesar mentions that Rex speaking Spanish makes him laugh because he has trouble with pronunciation. This recently led to a whole-ass rabbit hole where I came up with the theory that Rex has just always had trouble pronouncing words because of ADHD, which fed into my already existing headcanon of Rex having named ZagRS. Also I think that Caesar was another person Rex bothered a lot because Caesar has a tendency to be pretty chill. I kind of wonder if they had to keep Rex away from ZagRS because she was designed to destroy any nanites that got out of the holding tanks.

I honestly love making these theories and headcanons so if you want to see more or have questions just pop me an ask.

#i am so disappointed that no portal references were made in a zagrs episode #you can tell i was recovering from a migraine just by seeing how slanted some of these drawings are #generator rex #generator rex headcanons #nanite project era #rex salazar #van kleiss #violeta salazar #caesar salazar #zagrs #theaxolotlposts #theaxolotlart

[itsjustpoopeh]

3, 8, 19

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

"Keeley is a maternal figure for Jamie." my sibling in christ. what are you and your mama up to. those two FUCK and they LIKE IT. also Jamie already has a mummy. he never took her poster off his wank wall for fuck's sake she ain't a maternal figure for him (now she might be mommy buuuuut i ain't getting into alla THAT)

"Jamie and Georgie's interactions were borderline incestuous in Mom City." y'all can't talk about dismantling the patriarchy and toxic masculinity and turn around and call it "developmentally inappropriate" for a grown man to cuddle his mummy when he's upset and depressed. especially because i know, i KNOW y'all wouldn't have said that if Georgie was Dottie Lasso shaped. y'all didn't say that when Sam was cuddling with Ola. y'all said it because you turned that woman into a sexual object. unpack that shit

edited i forgot the cut lmao

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

Jamie is a secretly self-loathing insecure mess. Did you watch the show? not once, not ONCE has Jamie demonstrated self-loathing or a lack of self-confidence. He had to learn how to not treat other people like shit, not how to hate himself.

Roy is a perfect uwu bean who has never been mean in his life ever ever. again. have you watched this show? in season one he was a whole 38 year old grown ass adult legend in his own time beefing with a fucking 23 year old whose best insult was calling him granddad. be for fucking real. and he didn't even try to captain that team until Ted jedi mind gamed him into it because he was wallowing in self-pity. i love him, but season one Roy was absolutely as unbearable as season one Jamie, the narrative just emotionally manipulated us about it differently. that's what makes him interesting. perfect soft uwu bean boy is BORING stop trying to convince me Roy is boring

Ted is depressed and suicidal and sacrificing his happiness in kansas. Shut the entire fuck up. That man was yelling about how homesick he was for kansas every chance he had for the entire run of the show. Also related is the "ted gave up his entire richmond family and support system to go back to kansas" hmm did he though? Realistically, did he really develop a close knit community and support system in richmond? other than the diamond dogs, whom he routinely ignored? all of his interactions with the wider richmond community (the pub, the shopkeepers, etc) were superficial. he never even learned to drive there. he never put down roots there and he didn't want to, because he wanted to go home to Henry, and he wanted to go home to KANSAS. don't even talk to me about the rebecca soulmates thing you can still be friends with people even if you don't live in the same country

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified that you actually kind of like…

Nate/Jade. look, my feelings about nate are complicated because they dropped the ball on showing instead of telling, which is bullshit because nick mohammed woulda ATE. i subscribe to the theory that they had a much more expansive storyline planned for Nate and rethought it after being surprised by how vitriolic and racist the hate was after season 2. unFORTUNATELY, that meant they didn't close the loop on what they already did, and tried to fill the gap with a girlfriend, which is a trope i loathe. on the other hand, Jade is fucking awesome and i can't help liking them and the way she affectionately trolls him mercilessly. i'm not even getting into the idiots on this hellsite trying to insist that Jade's behavior towards him was racist. she's a customer service employee who's seen a million insecure men trying to play games in her face and she treated him accordingly until he quit it with his nonsense, and then she gave him a chance because Nate is actually lovely when he's squashing his tendency to be a vicious cruel jerk

#poopeh replies #roughroadhaley #ask games #choosing violence #ted lasso #roy kent #jamie tartt #nate shelley

[sleepybluecyclops]

thoughts on episode four,,,,,,mmmmm can’t put it to words but both Percy and annabeth being so ready to self sacrifice for different reasons,,,, annabeth bc it was her idea that got them to the temple, her mother who doomed them to die, and she’s maybe seeing herself as the most expendable considering percys whole “didn’t think we’d ever be friends” plus maybe the harsh ass realization that her mom (who she said she loved literally last episode oh my god) would let her die for embarrassing her??? and the fact that she was the one with the best fighting chance, considering Percy is poisoned and we really haven’t seen Grover fight (love him tho) and she’s got the most experience,,,,, and then Percy pulls a reverse uno bc he realizes his (totally justified IMO) actions in sending the head may have fucked over annabeth’s relationship with her mom, and he might have some inkling of desperate hope that his father might help him (thinking back to book percy and that one convo w Grover where he said he was doing the quest in part for his father plus the whole kleos thing plus idk, just how I personally would feel if I were a little guy and had a desperate, wild hope that ,y father might help— also, logically he has the best chance of getting help form a godly parent of all of them considering Athena just condemned annabeth and, hey, maybe Poseidon would turn him into a patch of kelp if he died like Thalia) AND he’s fully aware that he’s poisoned and dying and even then, as a big three forbidden kid, very much endangering the quest by drawing in monsters and antagonistic gods, plus his (in the books at least) mild suicidal tendencies (with his narration, you’d be surprised how many times he casually drops that he wants to die/drown?)

idk just thinking many thoughts tonight

they make me so sad bc they should fr be chillin! vibing! playing roblox!!

#pjotv spoilers #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians

[fanvoidkeith]

holy shit the hazbin hotel show. wow. incredible. very neat that they went for an almost-musical style because they had so much lore

BY THE WAY! this is a going to be a LONG, ramble-y, spoiler-filled post, so i'm going to put a readmore here and my thoughts on the show will be under the cut. if you don't want to be spoiled for the Hazbin Hotel Official Show TM or don't like hazbin hotel... probably don't read the rest of this post lmao

anyways. here's all my thoughts on it, pretty much. enjoy! :]

i need one of those cat creatures immediately KEESHEE IS SO CUUUTE AWWWW. oh they're called keeshee because that's the. the key. to the hazbin hotel HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT UNTIL I FINISHED WATCHING THE SHOW

oh fuck there's just been a huge massacre. rip. this happens every year. i guess charlie isn't really allowed to mourn or grieve for long though? which is weird because it seems like she cares the MOST about her people (demons), so she should at least be allowed to cry about it. maybe sob and wail a little bit, y'know? also be ANGRY ABOUT IT. it'll give her more oomf if she gets to be angry on screen, y'know?

there's kind of a lot of songs but besides the very first one- "a happy day in hell", i think- i like them. the first one kept moving the "camera" around too much, so it was hard to focus

i think something is deeply wrong with niffty, but assuming her connection to alastor is voluntary... yeah i can see it. they're allies (maybe friends?) for a reason

angel dust my boy

SIR PENTIOUS MY BOY!!!!!!!!

sir pentious taking a small chunk out of alastor's coat and alastor getting PISSED was cool. especially because apparently "no one's gotten this much before". damn, dude

poor charlie trying to help these people who have no idea how to accept help because she's demon-born, one of the highest-ranking people in hell, and the rarest sort of person in hell- kind

"let's do trust falls!" charlie says, as most of her little group doesn't do the exercise and niffty uses it as an excuse for her masochist tendencies

angel dust taking them to a night club is kinda funny. sir pentious probably hasn't seen ANY of this shit before. neither has charlie, probably. idk about vaggie, but she's obviously uncomfortable. and oh my god niffty WOULD love being a dom, but honestly probably not for the sex reasons. i don't see her as that kinda person lol, considering she spends most of the show talking about pain and killing bugs with a knife

charlie's mom has been missing for seven years

how is adam an angel if he's an asshole and he hates women? genuine question. of course heaven's judgemental and shit- helluva boss's angels proved that- but like, why is the guy who's basically in charge THAT much of a dipshit

wait alastor's been missing for seven years too??

COINCIDENCE: I THINK NOT. alastor and lilith connection???

valentino is a bitch, naturally. and so are his cronies. and that tv guy. "the vees" or whatever

oh is the tv dude hating alastor a reference to the song "video killed the radio star" because that'd be funny

"he tried to recruit me and now he's mad i said no :)" and y'know what, alastor? slay

"hey, how did you miss me guys?" "we didn't, but i guess you show up anyways" "..." great job alastor, disappearing for seven whole years didn't make you more famous/infamous lol

AN ANGEL EXTERMINATOR IS DEAD AND BEHEADED. WHAT. HOW

there are demons older than alastor??? i mean. damn. that's crazy bro. lol

nooo angel not everyone thinks you're a crackhead!! :(

oh gods, angel dust's trauma. oh god. oh no

ANGEL. ANTHONY. ANGEL DUST MY BOYYYYY 😭

sick ass song though, reminds me of addict (his previous song that's not in the hazbin pilot or hazbin show but is probably still canon anyways)

angel dust and husk's rivalry-turned-i-guess-you're-alright-now thing was neat AND THEY HAD A SONG TOGETHER YESSSSS THAT WAS AMAZINGGGG

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE HUSKER WAS ONE OF THE OVERLORD HIGH RANKING DEMONS AT ONE POINT WHAT THE FUCK????????

guess we know kinda why he owes alastor "a favor" now, because he was a chronic gambler

why did vaggie get a random duet with this random lady (carmilla arms dealer woman)

okay sir pentious (my boy, i love him, he's my son) calling vaggie "vagatha" was kinda funny

are we SURE that carmilla isn't a former angel? she probably isn't, but she sure is knowledgeable of them

charlie going to heaven to try and bargain with the angels and then using The Orb to cut to the B plot was pretty smart, actually. fucking LOVED that idea. heaven is literally watching, everyone :)

angel dust protecting his friendssss aughhhhh

FUCK valentino. FUCKKKK VALENTINO I HATE HIM. i hate that his moth demon design thing is cool because if it wasn't i could fully hate him

okayyyy SO vaggie's previous backstory as a pop star who committed suicide has been retconned. alright then. they said "what will give our beloved fans the MOST heartache? i know! let's make charlie's girlfriend with an underdeveloped sense of character in this show because the pacing kinda sucks a FORMER ANGEL. A KILLER ONE. THE MURDEROUS ONES THAT WE'RE TRYING TO STOP"

girl. vaggie. it's pretty obvious now that i'm looking back that everyone knows you're an angel. EXCEPT FOR ME, APPARENTLY. BECAUSE SHE HAD A DIFFERENT BACKSTORY PREVIOUSLY. WHAT

NO ONE KNOWS HOW ANYONE GETS INTO HEAVEN?????

andnfjfgjsjdn the pacing again- i was laughing at a joke they made in the show and suddenly they cut to charlie sobbing 💀 i had to rewind to be able to process that- augh

didn't love charlie getting stressed and sad- poor charlie- but LOVED charlie telling alastor FUCK YOU. that was awesome

"oh, alastor, i know you're an ace in the hole" "i'm a what now?" rosie's telling you you're asexual, alastor

vaggie telling the hotel residents that she'd understand if they left

nooo charlie and vaggie fighting actually means something now :(

OMG CARMILLA GOT HER OWN SONG YESSSS i love it

charlie yelling "FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH" at that lady in cannibal town was awesome

VAGGIE AND CHARLIE COME BACK TO THE HAZBIN RESIDENTS TRYING TO FORTIFY THE HOTEL AAAAAWWWW

charlie getting vaggie a souvenir from cannibal town and vaggie immediately tearing up because she knew charlie forgave her was cuuuute

FUCK YEAH GIRLFRIENDS KISSING!! WHOOOOOO LET'S GO GAY PEOPLE!!! I LOVE IT

*smash bros ultimate announcer voice* EVERYONE IS HERE!

except for like... most of hell lmao

at least the vee's are watching lol

THE FINAL FIGHT WAS SO COOL OH MY GODSSS

charlie's war gear being a dress that looked like an APPLE CORE LIKE HER DAD AAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOO ALASTOR!! oh he's fine actually. thanks vox for confirming that alastor's not dead lmao

aww sir pentious actually got to show his interest in cherri bomb without chickening outttt awwwww

NOOOO MY BOY SIR PENTIOUS NOOOOOOOOOO HE SACRIFICED HIMSEEEELFFFFFFFF FUCK DUDE NOOO

fun fact: i actually had to pause the show for a few seconds to put my head in my hands because NOOO SIR PENTIOUS MY SON BOY BABY BOY

FATHER'S HERE TO SAVE HIS DAUGHTERRR

i love how easily lucifer dodged adam's attacks lmao

"TASTE MY MERCY, BITCH" another iconic line from mr. duck-collector king-of-hell himself

niffty coming in and stabbing adam a bunch of times was awesome

"charlie told me to stab, so i stabbed :)" niffty. love her. weird little freak. epic

alastor coming back to the hotel ONLY after a breakdown and being like "i'm fine now guys :)" is... uncannily relatable LMAO

"ugh, this guy" lucifer. he nearly died, calm down with the sass for a second, sir

"i will never understand your taste" me neither, alastor. i don't think anyone quite understands niffty

the news describing it as "lucifer's pathetic daughter saved by her daddy" makes sense but. jeez what an asshole way to put it. she's an adult! and the PRINCESS OF HELL no less!!

AAAAAAAAAA MY BOY SIR PENTIOUSSSSSSSS AUGH

"uhhh.... where am i?"

emily's face being ":D!!" and sera's face being like. horrified. was amazing

#void keith talks #void keith's opinions #void keith rambles #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel show #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel show spoilers #MAJOR hazbin hotel spoilers #cool shows #cool tv shows

[consoledacup]

For those who see a regression in Jordan's character in the latest ep....

The pilot set Jordan's series Achilles heel in motion incredibly well. He overhears his dad, the great NFL star Billy Baker, say that Spencer is the guy who will deliver the Beverly Hills championship. His name wasn't mentioned at all. And he's back to the day that he broke a window and saw the pride in his dad's eyes once he realized Jordan could be an exceptional quarterback.

Jordan said it as much in 5x19. He was chasing his dad's attention ever since. And all of his actions from the pilot to s4 constantly informed that idea.

It's why he was messing around and getting high. He saw how the connection between his dad and Spencer was unlike anything he's experienced. And was just kinda like, well, what's the point? I suck, so I might as well have fun. And then when GW is working with him, he can't shake the, what do you think? Am I good? Is my dad wrong? Am I good? Am I good? Am I good?

And then of course after his dad's affair was revealed, and this man that he idolized revealed that he was very, very human, all hell broke loose. And when he's told he's going to be a father, he's like. Well, shit. Maybe this is something that will bring us closer in a weird way because he's not perfect either. He has no choice but to help me, right?

He is brokenly trying to make peace with his failed relationship with his dad and letting down his mom. And then Spencer, his brother, not only leaves Beverly but takes his dad with him. His dad follows the perfect son. Of course he's going to marry Simone. Because Simone is telling him, I know you would've been a great father. I know you can support me. I see you as a man. And then he completely loses himself after his concussions. Because the one thing he had going on with his dad, with his friends, with his school, with his future, with all of it... was football. And if he didn't have football, where else was he gonna find approval?

Once he gets Spencer to train him and becomes this really bad ass player, he's like... wait a minute. GW saw something and trained me really hard. Now Spencer is pushing me hard. Maybe it isn't me... maybe my dad just doesn't see me as anything special. And Simone has these dreams and fell in love with Bringston, and maybe that's my dream, too.

And s4 is when he finally starts to let go of his expectations that his dad see him as anything as a screwup. And that's when Billy is starting to think, hey wait a minute. What did I do? How did I fail my son this way? It's the classic "Look at me! Dad! Dad! Dad..." The minute Jordan shuts up, Billy looks.

And it isn't until Jordan starts getting closer to Layla that he begins to let go of his people-pleasing tendencies. His whole life, he's like, Are you proud? Are you proud now? How about now? What should I do? What should I do? What can I do to make you proud? And in a loving way, Layla has no time for any of it. Isn't it funny that she brought up him seeking his dad's approval in the studio when he didn't even mention his dad? Olivia has told him that Jordan sometimes doesn't see himself as great. But Layla's the first person to say, what even defines greatness? What do you want?

And it's that thought that has Jordan finally progressing on the path to leadership. And finally mends, really mends, his relationship with his dad. Jordan lets go of trying to please him so damn much and starts going after what he wants. And accepts his dad for the flawed man he is and loves him for it. And then Billy finally, finally, finally is like, I screwed up. But I will be the best damn coach to you if you give me another chance. Because I can't lead this team without your talent. And when Billy decides to stay at Crenshaw, Jordan isn't even phased. Because he had finally started to look inward.

When Billy dies, he immediately tries to be his father. And pretty quickly realizes that that's not gonna work because he's not. He's always, always, always been Jordan Baker. Not Billy Baker's son. And in that way, he knows how proud he's made his father.

Don't you see? It is a leap of faith to get engaged at nineteen, and I'm not saying it's not risky because it is. But he figured out what he wanted. Good or bad, he didn't talk to anyone else about it. He didn't say, what should I do? What would Dad do? Even when Layla was so adamant against Asher proposing to Jaymee, he had to see for himself what her answer was going to be. He's not relying on anyone else to tell him his dreams or show him his path. He didn't want to waste any more time waffling when, in his gut, he knew what felt really, really right. And he chose his way.

The Jordan Baker way.

#all american #jordan baker #jordayla #billy baker #layla keating

[cult-of-the-placeholder]

Greetings! Just wanted to stop by and tell you that I really like your idea of the bishops being super strict and serious on the outside and a loving family with healthy relationships on the inside. I would love to hear more about your thoughts about it if you have any :3

Eeeeeeeheehee, first of all, thank you! This ask absolutely made my day 💖

I do have more, lots more! I've got like 20, but lets go with maybe one for each Bishop!

Put under the cut cuz uh this got long 😅

Leshy makes special flower arrangements for his siblings all the time. The grandest ones are made as congratulations for some impressive feat or other: every flower picked with meaning (he's fluent in flower language. Man's probably wrote the flower language tbch) and arranged to perfectly complement the others, tied up with blessed ribbons spun of the finest cotton his realm has produced. But also, smaller scale ones just because he thought they'd like it, or a certain blossom reminded him of Kallamar, or he walked past some really nice marigolds and knew they were Narinder’s favorite. Darkwood is always overflowing with flowers so he's not shy about the gifts; he wants his siblings to enjoy the beauty of his realm, too, and if he can brighten their day with it, all the better!

Heket deeply loves her family, that's no secret. She's incredibly vicious when defending them, but when she's expressing her love for them she can be very gentle. She's definitely a person who's love language is gift giving, so on top of all the tasty food, she gave them lots of presents that could last an eternity: the gift of music. She wrote them sooo many songs, specifically for their congregations to sing and praise them with. They always outlined her favorite virtues they possessed, and the scores were second-to-none

Narinder is and always will be the dictionary definition of a tsundere. Shamura thinks it's a pride thing. They all think it's cute. He will not, ever, under any circumstances ask for or admit that he wants attention. He'll just be aggravating and awkward until they give him what he's after. Wears a veil specifically because of his sibs laughing at his aggravated or pouty face. If he's after some physical connection he will literally grab someone's arm and wind it around himself. Oh you don't wanna cuddle? Well screw you, too bad, we're cuddling now 😤 <- literally his whole plan every time. Purrs a lot but denies it; his sibs find the sound very soothing and will absolutely fall asleep against him after a long, stressful period of leadership

Back then, Kallamar used to be a very tactile person. He was their go-to doctor--after all, they may be immortal but they can still get hurt, as evidenced by... the entire game. He has very gentle, precise hands, and all the millenia of carefully tending to them has crossed the boundaries and combined into his body language. He pretty much always has his hands on them: a gentle touch to the arm, the shoulder, the elbow, the waist. It doesn't matter where, but upon entering a room Kallamar would almost immediately anchor himself to the nearest person's side, gently holding onto them and letting them tug him around. His love language is touch, hands down

Shamura is like the group mom, that's not new information. The eldest by a considerable margin. They were already a young adult when Kallamar, the second oldest, was born. They raised all of their younger siblings by themselves, and has a tendency to quietly fuss after them. But sometimes the other Bishops turn it around on them; Shamura gets sooo flustered if their sibs start making a big deal over their wellbeing. Like it makes them blush. Tell them they did a good job raising them all and they'd probably cry. Was secretly very insecure about their semi-parenting job and hearing that is a huge relief

Also, Shamura weaves. And knits. And probably crochets. Anything impressive you can do with yarn or string, you bet your ass Shamura can do. They're a spider. They made all of their siblings' clothes by hand, woven of their own unbreakable godly silk 💖

#ty for this ask friend!! i had a lot of fun with it ^-^ #headcanons

[emj-lane]

A little About me🤷‍♀️

My name is Emma-Jean Victoria Lane

Most people call me EmJ but some call me Em or Emma...all those things I respond to. I have a hyphenated first name so it's a mouthful lol!

I'm 18 years old and have an identical twin sister, Mazee. Our birthday is Halloween 🎃

Mazee and I were adopted from China when we were 2 months old

We live and were raised in California.

Besides Mazee, I have a sister, Natasha, who is 19. A sister, Morgan, who is 14. my sister, Sydney, is 11. And the youngest is my brother, Hunter, and he's 7. These siblings are my parents biological children.

We have 2 dogs that are golden doodles, Luna and Courage, and we have a cat. Her name is Boo.

I find it weird how friends or dates/boyfriend are sketched out, leary and scared off by the fact that my mom is a psychiatrist. That's her career/ her job but she is a regular person, wife, mother individual outside of her psychiatrist title/career. I promise she's not analyzing or diagnosing you if you aren't her patient in her office or in the hospital

My dad is a teacher at a boarding school for high schoolers gifted in the arts like music, theater, dance, writing, painting etc

Surfing is one of my favorite things/passions/talents. My whole family surfs.

Equal to surfing is my passion for writing.

I started playing soccer in second grade and the rest is history. From then on year after year I played on the soccer team for my elementary school, middle school and high school.

Should have been a mermaid. Love the water and swimming and diving. I was a competitive swimmer and diver from 7th grade and on through the rest of my middle school and high school career

I train and practice karate and kick boxing. In a fist fight I will kick your ass & I love it

My life motto and really driving phrase for my life and personality is "Underestimate me. That'll be fun..."

I'd say I'm very outgoing, friendly and social.

It can get very heated and tension does get very high at home with my older sister, Natasha. She has a diagnosis of ARFID which is avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder. She has a lot of Orthorexia traits and tendencies as well. This has been a battle and an issue for almost 12 years now. Natasha doesn't really want full recovery...she doesn't want to weight restore or be healthy. She wants to maintain where she is...still sick, still disordered, still underweight but not getting worse- just completely maintaining & existing forever as she is. It is really really frustrating and sad. Sometimes I would like to kick her in the mouth, grab her and shake her and scream at her but it would not get through to her. It would not help.

I get self conscious sometimes being out with my family. Because I am Chinese and my parents and siblings, except Mazee, are caucasian American many people don't see us as family. They assume my parents are hosting foreign exchange students or if I am out with my 7 year old brother people assume I am his babysitter or his nanny- these things get said to me and my family and those things make a home in my head . They hide out a lot but still are there, lingering.

I enjoy music and playing music. I play piano, guitar, violin and saxophone. They are more hobbies and escapes although I am told I am talented and gifted in playing instruments I like having it as just something enjoyable, not necessarily something to pursue and train for career/performance/competitive purposes. The same goes for drawing.

My favorite artists and musicians right now are John mayer, Dave matthews band, Green Day, Nirvana, The Smiths, Bruno Mars, Billie Eilish, Yellow card, Lindsay Stirling and switchfoot.

Traveling & hiking is also something I love and something my whole family likes to do. Just being outside. We've been to the grand canyon, Niagara falls, Rocky mountains, smokey mountains, parts of the Appalachian trail/mountains, we've been to Hawaii, the Bahamas, Jamaica, Mexico, Australia, Alaska and Canada. And of course California has some hiking/national parks and nature too so we do a lot here too.

Favorite tv shows: Law and order svu, Criminal minds, Psych, and The Good Doctor

Favorite Movies: The Lord of the rings movies, Harry Potter movies, any of the Jaws movies, The Shallows, Hunger games movies, any X-men movies, Star wars movies, Man on Fire, National Treasure 1 and 2, A Beautiful Mind, I Am Sam, Dead Poet's Society, and Freedom Writers.

That's all. This is already longer than I intended.

#personal #about me #surfer #writer #twin life

[rnisa]

In a hypothetical scenario, the FMAB homunculi (including Father) sit down and watch Death Note. Who enjoys it the most and who dislikes it the most, and why?

I want you to know this ask singlehandedly made my entire year. Congratulations, you've done it, you've asked me something combining both of my biggest interests ♥ I love you, anon! I tried to list them in order of how old they are but I googled it and just went with the first result so the possibilities of this being accurate are none.

The Homunculi and Father watching Death Note

Father

Father is the biggest fucking boomer next to Hoenheim, minus the human interaction, love, and warmth. So think of him as your angry obnoxious neighbor next door. Father refuses to take part in most of humanity's creations - including TV. Envy I think, kissass as he is, would try and get Father to watch it. Father would refuse naturally, but he'd hear his children watching it...and listen in. He'd find himself relating to Kira fairly well, scorning his arrogance (ironically) and his reliance on others (ironically). Overall he'd probably be amused by it and probably get sucked in.

Pride

Pride, like Fart-ther, would also find this human mumbo jumbo beneath him. However, he would definitely "love" it as Selim Bradley. He would honestly just sit down and watch it - anything beats "kids" shows. God, can you imagine Selim having to pretend to like Peppa Pig or something? So nah, if he has to play "human" he'd rather watch something decent and adult. So he'd beg his mom to see it and she'd let him for a while, with Bradley's approval. She would most definitely turn it off the moment it gets too violent and she catches it though. Selim would be mildly interested.

Lust

Lust would actually enjoy it. She'd find Light intriguing and adore him for the manipulative clusterfuck that he is. She would certainly complain that there isn't enough of him slutting around, and she hoped it would be more of a "romantic tragedy" ... until she realizes, it is. She becomes a Light x Misa x Takada x Mikami shipper (one big team kira orgy) as well as a Rem x Misa shipper. She's pretty satisfied with how the show ends. Lust gets a bit inspired after the aesthetic of the Shinigami and Misa (the whole gothic vibe). She feels especially badly for the Shinigami, especially when Rem sacrifices herself for Misa.

Greed

Let us be so completely for real here, Greed hates Light. We know Greed loves his friends as if they were his own possessions, and seeing Light just treat the people around him as tools with no concern for their well-being annoys him. Greed tries to watch the show but struggles in the first few episodes, and he won't shut up about how much of a pussy little bitch Light is. He eventually gets forced into at least getting to the first time L confronts him but is unimpressed. He doesn't grasp why L doesn't just pull a glock out of his ass to shoot Kira. Greed decides to watch Gurren Lagaan instead.

Envy

Getting the obvious out of the way, things are really awkward when they get to the scene with Gelus. Like. No need to really expand, they die almost similarly (though Envy out of anger and hate, Gelus because he is a simp in love) and if Envy had less homicidal tendencies and were more pathetic, he'd probably have found himself in a similar spot. He feels called out and offended during that scene, but he was enjoying the show just fine up until then...and after, that scene just hit a rare nerve. Otherwise, he loves the show. Any time humans are torn apart and fighting the shit out of eachother, he's happy, so he enjoys the shitstorms Light stirs up.

Sloth

Sorry I quite honestly do not give a shitting fuck about FMAB Sloth. He watches it because he is too lazy to change the channel. Why does he even exist. FMA03 Sloth is superior ♥

Gluttony

Gluttony is also a simple character but actually I find him cute (minus being a cannibal and all?) but his favorite character is Ryuk. For one, he finds it silly when Ryuk goes through his apple withdrawals, but two, he just loves how goofy he looks. Gluttony, when he's not trying to inhale humans like a bucket of KFC, is simple-minded and childish. I don't think he'd watch Death Note because there's too much talking and not enough action. He would rather watch something cute with bright colors like Bluey.

King Bradley

Also a boomer, but unlike Father, Bradley would give the show an honest go. I don't think he would "get it", but he would find it entertaining. Bradley would rather read the books (LABB / LCTW) and call it a day. He finds the show interesting but wishes they'd just "get to the point". He does not like Light as a protagonist because Bradley is an old crotchety man and doesn't have a singular fuck to give of Light's arrogance and shennanigans. A good show for Bradley would be...Seinfeld. Criminal Minds.

#death note #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #anon #ask #request #thank you besite

[nextkaratekid]

I’ve wanted to scream and shout and write this out for a long time since probably last summer at a family road trip when I came into a realization my own hyper-independence as well as homegirl from HSMTMTS, Gina Porter.

In this essay I will - 

YES THIS IS A WHOLE SERIOUS ASS ESSAY Y’ALL

- talk about how in relation to Gina’s hyper-independence and her breaking away from and unlearning that from her own family life, the group of friends she made, and even the boys she loved.

Let’s start by praising out homegirl, Sofia Wylie. Babygirl deserves all the flowers and I’m glad she’s fronting these flicks cause she always been, did, done THAT!

So let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start:

- Season 1 of HSMTMTS: 

We first meet Gina whomst is NEW and has had this tendency to see every walking human being as incomparable competition. Striving to be the best and beat the best by any means necessary, something her mom always ailed on her despite not being around to witness. 

Then by the end of the season when we see the growth, potential, and desire for a community especially having confided in Ricky, who in this case - too, was also an outsider - the hope she had almost lost in regards of having to move again but EJ and Ashlyn being there for her and going out their way to give her a home, something she never had before was icing on the cake.

She’s grown from not trusting people for being there for her to allowing herself to have hope and find home in a chosen family that genuinely care for her well being and take her in as their own.

I feel like for me, not that I saw people as competition, but I was surrounded by people who I thought felt like home but saw the world pessimistically through a lens of needing to be better than anyone. 

I knew the power I possess, but I never wanted to project that onto folks. However, sometimes when someone crosses me or does something uncomfortable to me in their own selfish ways or reasonings, it does keep me from wanting to do anything with them. 

But, I feel like with Gina I found people, or more so, they found me in the midst of my flaws and an era were I was lost because I had no solid ground or foundation of circle of friends and family to count on.

- Season 2 of HSMTMTS:

Homegirl starts staying with Ashlyn and learns truly what it’s like to live with another person instead of the whole “said person travels and I stay in the house aside from going out until it’s time to move again”. 

Oof, I felt this challenge cause I may not have move around like her but in my college I did got to travel and move and embrace my nomadic spirit that sharing a space with someone in a dorm room up until I got my own separate dorm my final years was rough because the privacy was not there unless I hung out at places on campus by myself. 

It’s one thing to live in a dorm where you have your own separate rooms and bathrooms, it’s another thing to live in a dorm where all of your beds are in the same room and you all share one bathroom. 

I’m pretty sure Gina must have stayed in the guest room of Ashlyn’s home cause Ashlyn had a similar situation where we don’t see her parents as much or literally at all (cause they ain’t cast them yet tbh) but she has a stable home that she’s lived in for years and has no problem opening doors for anyone to come through and kick in or stay in when necessary. 

Gina finally having a stable and steady ground at this point and allowing herself not to believe that it’s a trap and that it’s safe for her is so beautiful to see.

Let’s also talk about her relationship with Carlos as Co-Choreographer for Beauty & the Beast: she’s never truly shared a living place, and now she was sharing a working space and a professional title. Creative differences can make, or mostly break a production of any kind. Dance being Gina’s talents, obviously because of the extensive competition dance background of Sofia herself, and sharing that with Carlos was a struggle because as she stated it: she doesn’t want to be co-anything. Granted, she’s not used to it, but allowed herself to be open to collaborating instead of expecting everyone to get everything that she throws because she may do it but understands that not everyone else will. 

Truly, I’ve become collaborator in a lot of work especially professional when it comes to my business cause I’ve been a place of stubbornness that prevented me from asking for help. And I had to admit, I don’t have to nor need to figure or do everything myself.

- Season 3 of HSMTMTS (personally, me fave so far):

Chile, yes we see her at the previous deal with her growing feelings for Richard and then suppress for the benefit of others, but then allow her to see herself move on and grow with someone else. Enemies to lovers if you will since she did throw a drink at EJ’s face when he didn’t go through with a devious plan of hers prior, lol.

Truly, this has been my favorite so far because 1) we really got to see Sofia in the forefront carry the show (everyone else did their part as well), and 2) we see the awareness of how Gina knew who her past self was and wanting to grow from that 1.0 version into a more higher self and stable version to which she has a boyfriend, gets to go to camp, is going out for the lead not for sabotaging others or self-sabotaging reasons but merely because she wants to EARN something rather than take it like stealing candy for a baby.

And in the midst of all that, she had to come to her senses by the end of it clearly stating that she needs to know where she stands with others, and when EJ could no longer uphold to that, she had to let him go so she didn’t drag herself down just to be with him when he wasn’t on stable ground himself. Yes, some months later she and Richard finally made amends and kissed, which I gagged for all reasons of cuteness but also because I truly care about her happiness.

The ability to prioritize herself first and her well being because she’s never felt the ground beneath her feet, and she found the family that allowed her and gave her room to do so, and also learn how to trust, collaborate, share, and being honest with others and most importantly herself - I’m rooting for this character and see so much of myself in her.

Us hyper-independent girlies have carried so much in ourselves and the world and people who are barely around us that when we finally got the grounding and good people to support us, we got the balance we needed all along.

#hsmtmts #hsm #hsmedit #sofia wylie #gina porter #ej caswell #ricky bowen #hyper independence

[blueinkie]

Can y’all give some more attention to Mustard cookie, please

Quick note: I’m not shitting on anyone here for not writing/drawing mustard content, I honestly don’t really care that much

Another note after writing: this starts hella serious and then it has a sudden mood change. Be ready for that lol don’t take this too seriously

Okay so I’m back to rambling about my head canons and what not.

There’s some potential with Mustard’s character and I want to express my thoughts on that or whatever.

She’s obviously a teenager( I personally feel she’s like 17-18 years old) and a somewhat rebellious one but also kind of responsible too. This responsibility that she has steams from Wasabi and her tendencies to make a “monster of the week” adventure for her to clean up. She’s a mad scientist after all lol

But you can take just that and make some hella good content out of it. For example, how mustard feels a lot of resentment towards her grandmother due to the messes she causes. She feels more like the parent than Wasabi is, and ( for a long time) felt the need to grow up or act more mature to make up for Wasabi’s immaturity and thoughtlessness. See that would be a pretty cool story ngl

Adding on to the whole needing to grow up, Wasabi could also be neglectful. Not in a traditional way ( I mean this as in not providing the basic necessities a child needs, I worded it wrong aaahh-) but in an emotional and physical way. She’s too busy working on mad sciencey shit to really pay attention to mustard, not that she doesn’t love her, she just feels that mustard is capable enough on her own and that science is more important. But it’s been like that for as long as Mustard could remember( tho she remembers it really starting to take some type of emotional pain on her at age 10).

This would add some context to the graffiti stuff she does( oh yeah hc that she is making her own motorcycle with kiwi cookie’s help) and how it’s kind of like a cry out for attention. Of course it isn’t always, sometimes she does graffiti for activist reasons with gumball since the patriarchy sucks ass.

Oh yeah also, why isn’t their more strawberry x mustard content. I’m sorry to any gingerbrave x strawberry or gingerbright x strawberry shippers but 1. Those two ships are literally the same thing, one is just gay

2. It’s boring as hell. No flavor at all! None! No shame to you tho, I don’t care what you ship just don’t make it weird ( looking at you proshippers)

Like we have a goth girl and a gamer girl guys. That would be soooo cute. (Hc strawb to be around 16-17) I also feel mustard would definitely get strawb out of her comfort zone and in a good way. She would probably have her join in on her and gumball’s wacky scheme/adventures they have after school/ on the weekends.

I am, however, okay with pumpkin pie x strawberry shippers tho ( if they head canon pump as a child/teen) her status as a child/teen cookie or an adult is weird tho.

Mustard x gumball is trash lol. That’s literally a lesbian and a gay man yall. Gumball x Soda for life. Okay but in all seriousness I could see but like no. They were those two obviously gay kids in high school that pretended to date each other that one time for prom since they thought it would be funny. They’re more like siblings than anything and butter pretzel is their adoptive parent ( yes they adopted them, after the butter affair event thing).

Butter pretzel probably gives them adult advice ( since again, they’re both in their last year of high school and both want to go to college) like paying taxing/bills, how to save money, which art school to go to ( mostly for gumball there tho, mustard would probably just go to a community college) and how to roll a blunt. (Very educational, sadly they already knew how :( )

Mustard and Gumball probably called either butter pretzel or cheese cake mom at least once. Actually it was probably both of them.

Okay I’m done.

#strawberry cookie #mustard cookie #gumball cookie #dr. wasabi cookie #wasabi cookie #cookie run #butter pretzel cookie

[ackerfics]

RORY UR KAKAMPINK?!?? omg u were hot before now u just became hotter💗🌸😫 i was supposed to be at a rally today but i couldn’t come cause i had to attend a stupid school ceremony ang init dito grabe💀 im rereading your whole masterlist cause so fuckin boring here and knowing modern family was the inspiration for lock??? EUGH IM OBSESSED WITH THAT SHOW😤 u know how claire and phil are obsessed with halloween i was thinking what if eren and reader are also obsessed with halloween and the whole 104th cadets (their titos and titas) also celebrate halloween with them like…….. kinda obsessed with that idea U KNOW THAT ONE SEASON I FORGOT WHICH ONE ITS THIS AND THE CHAOS AND EVERYTHING MWUAH IT JUST SUITS THEM?!?? anyways sorry for the word vomits luv u lots rory byeee

- 🎀

🎀 anon !! YES I AM 🤩 you are one bad bitch for being kakampink, too periadt and same, i couldn't come to the rally here bc i'm the only one in my family who's kakampink — it's like i can finally call myself the black sheep of our family 😭 it sucks hhhhcjd

AAAA IM OBSESSED WITH MODERN FAMILY, TOO! i even made my mom watch it and she's having fun. oh my God, that halloween episode — the chaos is so perfect and the entire lock universe would fit so well with that JAKFJF eren and reader always celebrate halloween with their uni friends (the 104th cadets) and now that they have children, they rope them in. the only kid who Loves joining the adults' shenanigans is caspian, the cutie 😮‍💨 aran only participates since he has to keep an eye on caspian, who has the tendency to go on a hyperactive sugar rush Every halloween. ezra thinks he's too cool for this 😭 so he shows up in half-assed costumes so much that reader keeps telling him to change.

i enjoyed every single word you put in here, 🎀 anon! i love you and have an amazing day there. stay hydrated, okay? it's nearing summer and istg we're living in an oven 🥹

#rorytalks #anons 💌🥰 #emoji anons 💌 #this gave me butterflies 🦋 ✨🦋✨ #serotonin boost (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 #beautiful hoomans ✨✨✨ #lock/encato universe ✨

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

My weird thoughts about the Midnight Show BETA

Disclaimer: This is meant to be taken as humor, don't take it too seriously. I may exaggerate in some things but I am being honest. I'm also cool with cannon but I have a tendency to yeeted out for experimenting xd

I actually never thought an angry normal bald man jumpscare would actually scare me. Dang it, Jake! You just don't appear out of nowhere on people's face - Oh wait actually I forgot that Baldi's basics exits, so this is the second time it happens. *Insert Doof nickels meme*

Owen is not taken seriously, and everyone thinks him as a D***. Cool

I am not gonna talk about the ponytail chick that later becomes Mortimer host. I acknowledge her existence, but I don't think she's Scout. (It kind of goes against the first game cannon and it just doesn't make sense choosing your Scout.)

Owen actually being an awkward tired dad is welcome. Still, did you thought spending that much money in a book was a good idea.

Jump cuts that take the sense of the story? Uncool >:(

Mortimer just being a little Sh*t to Owen makes me chuckle tho It's hard to think they're the same Mortimer

"You're in BIG trouble mister. " Owen just radiates dad energy

The puppets are basically Owen's family because he's a weirdo who likes puppets and nobody is into that (Except for my Amy, but Owen f*ck things up)

Mortimer has a saw :D

Jump cut D:<

How long have this bastards have the studio and why nobody is getting sus?! GAME EXPLAIN!

Everyone has Owen voice at the first cut scenes. This is the most WTF and hilarious thing I heard

Nick level got some glow ups and I missed my ugly barnacle boi (JK! Nick is bootiful )

Everyone just being playful and cheerful with Owen except for Riley. Noice

Owen attempting to assert his dad and Riley telling she doesn't care about his ass. Riley is just the best

Hahahahaha denial goes brrr *cries in a corner while hugging Moriley*

Riley proving once again why she's the best character in this entire franchise just with her voice lines

Riley prob is an atheist. I don't have prove but no doubts

Owen's VA did great at trying to imitate the cast voices, still their Daisy Voice was hilarious

Ah yes. Nick forces you to sit through his performances and Daisy wants you to help him, and there is Riley not hiding the fact that she hates you and has lower expectations of you on trivia!

Wait... how long have this guys done stuff?! Owen did you took that much time?!

Oh a demon was in the book. Makes sense, but I kind of wanted corruption arcs except for Riley, the queen of Sarcasm prob would take that path anyways

Guy: Dude Destroy the puppets

Owen: NoOoO tHe HaNdEeMeN aRe MiNe

Never doubt the power of attachment and being a looser puppeteer middle age man

So you get to choose what level you want? Cool :)

Oh it's buggy >:(

Love the fact that Nick and Daisy rhyme about what they want you to do. Riley straight up asks you why the hell are you keeping coming back and how are you still alive but her cocky ass just rolls with it. Riley is the best character change my mind

Nick venting his frustrations with Riley. I have a good word for it but I'm not gonna use it, but it's the other name for the rooster xd

Daisy being a sweetheart and saying mom things

Riley denying her daddy issues and trying to convince herself Middle age depressed boi is not her dad. Mood

Riley calling for Rosco is the most adorable thing and I'm here for it

I like how Riley and Nick use technology as traps, but Daisy uses bear traps :D

Riley insulting you or giving a sassy remark when you pass your trivia. My favorite is "*deadpan* Hooray! Hooray! U don't die today >:("

Riley has some fine AF eyebrows

Nick's performances are so well done

Nick slipping out that he actually has a crush on Riley gives the whole "If Riley tries me once more, there will be nothing of her but Gore!"Basically Riley drives Nick crazy that it frustrates and makes him madly fall in love with her

Why Riley doesn't have two different eye color glow?!

No cut scenes like the in the demo? OK then :(

I'm both happy and disappointed at the beta

The midnight show exists but I chose to mostly ignore it in most of my AUs because attachment issues, I'M NOT IN DENIAL, and also because making those AUs last year took a hella time >:(

Wait.... why Riley's icon have a mask when that event happened after Pierson was taken over?!

Riley putting Rosco as an answer for a trivia question is the most adorable thing. This lady loves her giant dog and I'm convince that she's a proud dog mom you can't tell me otherwise

Nick clearly doesn't know Shakespeare

The fact that Nick wrote a poem about his love for Riley implies that he probably has made art using her as a muse but Nick is too embarrassed to admit he likes her. That's so Nick

What if Riley struggles with other emotions other than anger and uses science and sadism to express she likes something. So when she said with such glee that she wanted to experiment on Nick implies that she kind of likes him? Or maybe that she wants him dead. um Both. Yeah Both

#hello puppets #riley ruckus #deedz does weird stuff #mortimer handee #nick nack #daisy danger

[pixthefuckup]

Sometimes I have the coolest dreams about certain shows and I get exceptionally pissed off when the shows don't exist in real life.

Like I had this whole ass dream where there's a epic teen superhero show centered around this Southeast Asian female superhero who I'm pretty sure was Thai-American because her civilian first name is Mali... and i'm also super Thai so there's that. She's got a disability (maybe two?? look my dreams get vague at times) that I'm not exactly sure what the exact name of it was but all I remember is she had the tendency to get light headed/slightly nauseous, she had really painful migraines at times, and it was hard for her to walk without pain shooting through her legs and lower back so she had a wheelchair. She had the ability to amplify the sounds that she creates so she's busy playing fucking Chopin and Debussy on her violin and watch villains flying like a whole kilometer backwards from the tremors it's causing. Anyways, this is like maybe the first season finale of the show when a giant apocalypse of some kind of aliens comes in and tries to get New York under their command. Mali was so badass that she got the whole city ready to fight for her just by being a hero and in her words, 'doing good deeds just like Mom always says to do'. She commands the battle ON A FUCKING SCHOOL BUS. THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'S JUST CASUALLY SITTING IN HER WHEELCHAIR ON TOP OF A DAMN SCHOOL BUS READY TO PLAY HER MUSIC AND BEAT ALIENS UP. SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY FUCKING SHEET MUSIC, SHE HAD THIS STUFF MEMORIZED DOWN TO THE SECOND.

Her companions were also like super fucking epic.

Her girlfriend Olivia Abernathy (THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S A WLW SUPER!!!) is a genius and I loved every bit of her personality and her appearance. She had the most beautiful hair, it was these brown and blonde braids mixed together with curls at the end. She shined like she was a goddess and walked like one too. Literally her very first words I heard from her in the dream was, "There is no way you're walking towards that army without me." and I instantly fell in love. She's a Brooklyn Tech kid (for those not in NYC, it's an large advanced high school that you can only get through by gaining an school expected score on an elite test called the Specialized High Schools Admissions Test that can only be taken in NYC. the test is a requirement for 7 other schools. it has its very own prep programs here as well!) and helped turn it into a shelter along with her fellow students. She also led an entire team into the workshop to do their best to get together a Ironman inspired suit painted teal and black. She may not have had pulsers but she had improvised flamethrowers, powered by her best friends' hairspray, which were crazy cool (the girly girls and nerdy boys working on the suits were such badasses, i loved all of them and how they collaborated on the suits with utmost seriousness and were always on the same page). They kissed each other before walking into battle and I was internally squealing while spectating this. By the way, if you're wondering why I used plural for companions and if I'm going to talk about who was driving the bus, may i direct you to Olivia's badass grand-uncle, Joe Abernathy.

Joe was a pilot of a fighter jet in a certain war (not exactly sure which one, like i said, my dreams get vague) and once it was finished, he struggled to get veteran benefits for most of his life and had to rely on his family a lot. He became a bus driver and met Mali during one of her fights as she just barely managed to land on the bus when someone tossed her in her wheelchair out a window. He was the steadiest driver she ever met, making sure she was still on the bus and even helping her down and grabbing her wheelchair afterwards. When she joined a superhero organization that was still scouting for certain members, she put his name down as someone to look into. There's a bit of a blurry montage when he joins and gets his bus modified and his salary of way more money than he's even seen in his life but either way, it finishes with him getting his bus turned into this whole new high-tech thing where it's almost exactly like his old jet but even better. He even has this cool armor and movable seat and screen depending on which part of the bus people would tear into or attack that he would have to move away from.

They looked so cool with their civilian and law enforcement army. And the dream ends at the coolest part too! Joe goes to raise his chair and check on Mali through what was originally the emergency exit on the ceiling. He asks, "You ready, kid?"

"Born ready."

And they rush into battle just like that.

The minute I woke up, I was searching to see if there was some show I had watched or something I had read. No show or anime. No manga or comic. Nada. It was just a dream that came from a song.

I'm still pissed.

(tbh i do have some more dreams i could rant about like this)

#comics #comic books #superhero #superheroes #superpowers #dreams #fantasies #still want more #so mad rn #why brain #why torment me like this #oc talk #sleep deprived ramblings #writing #my rants #random thoughts #screaming into the tumblr void #hope someone screams back #watching and dreaming #comic idea #ish lol #story ideas #inspo for something i hope #i might just write something like this if i have to #just wait until i get desperate enough to talk about the gay bus or the kid astronauts who's ship is implied to run on human sacrifices #or the crossdressing academy swaps! #lgbtqia #wlw #sapphic icons #sapphic

[rajanilefreak]

phone usage and bad parenting rant

So I guess my mom wants to start a war of pettiness with me again over my phone and how much time I spend on it.

And in most cases with other people I am likelier to give the parent in the situation all the validity. I do spend a LOT of time in my phone reading fanfiction or watching youtube videos. BUT my mom is a whole different beast in this category.

So here we have this grown ass woman that managed to give me an allergy to any sort of news channel or program of any sort because that was the only fucking thing she put on during meals since I was a literal child and because she didn't bother to cultivate an interest on the news in me. I literally spent meal time bored out of my mind because it's not like she's going to bother explaining the most complicated topics or even just regular conversation because she is too focused on what's going on in the news to interact with her own child. Adding to that the fact that my family was always very delayed when it came to getting new technology make for a me that is very fascinated with android because they are like a phone and a computer put together.

This, of course, results in a young adult that has the tendency of zoning out during meals, which seem to be the only time mother dearest has for actual family bonding aside from some weekends (only some because me be busy too), latching onto my phone for my reading which, of course, she doesn't like.

But thing is... she had a lot of opportunities to foster some interaction with me. it's not like it's the first time she complained about my phone habits and I stated right back to her that it didn't matter because she wouldn't be talking to be anyway and then spent a few days not touching the phone during meals just to prove a point (which she either failed to notice, or only bothered correcting course for like one or two meals before going back to ignoring me and only occasionally releasing some commentary that didn't even really need my reply at all). And not just during meals either. I've went as far a sitting right there next to her on the couch for the perfect opening for her to talk to me. heck, I've even went as far as actually starting the conversations to see if she finally woke up and smelled the roses. But always, ALWAYS, she just kept on watching the tv show or movie she was watching or doing her sudoku puzzles or what else she might have on hand and all conversation I started would just fizzle out with only me making an effort.

Adding to that, the few times she does want to talk it always has to be about things she cares about. She definitely doesn't care to make an effort in understanding my interests (she's definitely one of those people that sees their teens watching anime and asks if they aren't getting too old to watch cartoons but then refuses to take the time and see what they like about them, let alone any other interest they might get).

She is also stupidly competitive when it comes to the kitchen. There was a time I was considering investing in getting myself a café. So, of course, i wanted to practice a bit my baking. And I'm fairly good as a baker, not extraordinary, but fairly good for as little experience I have. the problem with testing my potential future products is that we'd have to eat them because we don't have a lot of friends (for multiple reasons), let alone anyone close enough to deliver the goodies to while still fresh, so we'd have to eat most of them ourselves, especially since money was tight.

And despite knowing that I needed to practice baking if I wanted to open a caffé (which was originally an idea she pitched at me herself), she decided it was the perfect time for her to start baking sweets too. So, not only did I have less time in the kitchen because she was there, I also had to be more mindful of what was purchased because, as I said, money was tight.

Not only that, but also my mom absolutely loves to fat shame her daugthers. And I mean, she was already fat shaming us before we actually became overweight over stuff we ate. And with her also baking stuff that we would have to eat (which she always pushed the lion share to me because she's "old and has to be mindful of her health and doesn't want to get fat"), of course I ended up gaining weight. So I had to stop baking or I would become the size of a house on top of dealing with her bullshit.

And it's not like we could both work together on baking the same thing because she only cared about baking what she wanted and even if I magically convinced to bake the things I wanted to practice she is very much the type to be as unhelpfull as possible. very 'it's her way or not at all' type of person. just imagine those backseat drivers and you get the point. And it's not just in baking. It's in everything.

So, not even in the things we do have in common can we actually communicate in a healthy manner.

With all of this said would you rather be on your phone doing something you like and that relaxes you or would you rather either being ignored the whole time (literally replacing you with a wall would have the same effect for the few dialog options she has), shamed for being overweight but then having the excess food shoved your way anyway because this lady's health is more important than yours and she absolutely insists we can't waste food, or have her rant at you over some perceived failing you had?

Honestly, i much prefer the fanfics or watching a youtuber rant. As least the first is relaxing and the second far more entertaining.

So yeah, i agree that my phone usage is excessive at time and I got some very habits out of it, but when the only other option is... THAT! Well. I think I'm actually healthier that I would have been otherwise.

#Rant #Raj's rants #bad parenting #i'm not saying that she's a karen but... #she totally is #my phone is the only thing preserving my sanity at this point