#and i almost passed out

[snoelledarts]

I was just supposed to find out, TEN YEARS LATER, on my own, that I had completely misread the books as a kid and Luke Castellan is TWENTY THREE YEARS OLD when he dies?!

You're trying to tell me that when he pulls that little trick on Percy with the shoes and Tartarus he's NINETEEN?! While Percy is TWELVE?! ...I have to go. I have to leave. Why WHY did I think he was fifteen? I think child me could not picture a teenager older than, like, sixteen years old and just decided that's how old Luke was. I did not account for Luke having a fully developed frontal lobe when I read the books. I am going to have to reread them, and they will cause me a whole new brand of pain.

I am devastated. Distraught. Do not contact me for a full 5 business days so I may recover.

#luke castellan #percy jackson #pjo #pjo spoilers #i was looking at the wiki #for a fic I am writing #and it said age of death: 23 #and i almost passed out #I'm so sorry to my best friend who has been listening to me scream about this for an hour #they are actively concerned that I did not grasp the weight of just how much older Luke was #this is devastating news #annabeth chase #her too forgot to tag her

[ryuyuur]

Pouty, angry, bhehhmeehe I wanted to try something different

#kazuscara #im so tired of tagging tbh #kaedehara kazuha #kazuha x wanderer #genshin wanderer #kazuha x scaramouche #funny story actually #i went to the bathroom for a break #and i almost passed out #anyways #genshin kazuha

[mrschwartz]

The Car with Alex on the Epiphone Coronet, not on an acoustic guitar (Curitiba, November 8th 2022)

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #the car #my show #show #curitiba 2022 #when he picked the guitar after potion appraching and i knew this was when they played the car on saturday #i thought i was about honest to god to witness mr schwartz live #and i almost passed out #im sorry the video goes sideways for a few secs in the middle :( #i was trying not to miss alex while still getting tom shredding that solo

[marchtothefuckingsea]

it's so funny (not really) to me how I can literally slice my hand open, stab myself, step on knives and shoot myself in the hand with a fucking half inch staple, but the very thought of getting poked with a needle makes me wanna pass out

edit: can't forget that time I got a drill bit stuck in my toe, that was fun

#funny story #so there was this one hobby i had that i WAS using needles for #and i was pretty okay with it #it actually helped for awhile #then one time i slipped up and barely poked myself in the finger with it #and i almost passed out #i mightve actually passed out for a couple of minutes i dont know #it was a horrible experience

[teacupsandcyanide]

Something I miss from earlier eras of the creative side of the internet was things just being unabashedly low-budget. Just all unashamedly amateur, unprofessional, ‘I don’t own a good camera but I have a story to tell you’, ‘I can’t afford a good mic but I have a song to sing for you,’ ‘I don’t have any kind of background in editing or lighting and I only just picked up this guitar last Tuesday but here’s an entire musical me and my friends wrote about our favourite book, we filmed it on a potato and put it up on YouTube in ten minute segments because we thought it was pretty funny.’

#everything felt so much less like Content then #and as someone who wants to share creative stuff online #it’s now incredibly daunting thinking about doing that bc #especially as a disabled person who can’t work full time #it feels almost impossible to extricate art from being Content #like there’s this immense pressure to produce things that could pass as professionally produced by a team of educated people #and to make smart decisions so that somehow eventually you can profit off your art #and instead of it being a ‘hey look at my silly little song’ it becomes #competing in an over saturated market already dominated by the nepotism afforded by wealth and connections #and it feels like it would very difficult not to measure my personal satisfaction with how a certain piece of art turned out #by how much attention it got online #even though I genuinely have zero desire to be famous and it sounds like a complete nightmare #anyway I’m gonna have ice cream for dinner how about you guys #hmp42

[uncanny-tranny]

I think respecting trans people comes with a territory of like... just because many people will pass as cis doesn't mean that it's a great idea to use their passing as a way of legitimizing how absurd transphobia is

Transphobia isn't absurd because I "look like a [cis] man," it's because transphobia is fucking ridiculous. It would be ridiculous whether or not I passed or whether I look like a "conventional man." I use myself as an example, but ultimately, passing or appearing normative should never play into whether or not transphobia is bad.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #transphobia #transphobia tw #like sometimes you do have to meet people where they are if you're trying to convince them to change their mind #but it does feel weird when people only have 'but she looks like a woman!!!' as a way to delegitimize the transphobia somebody would face... #...in that example would it suddenly be okay if the transphobia that trans woman* faced couldn't be defended because people didn't... #...~think she looked like a woman~ #for me at least i don't think it's a sustainable strategy to rely on one's passing/percieved passing to legitimize transness... #...or to point out how ridiculous transphobia is... #...you know transphobia does a good enough job of making a fool of itself without us almost... stooping down to their level

[le-suspect]

im having such a bad day i wanna cry

#maias bs #im sick #it hurts #i wanna throw up #and i almost passed out #at least i had chicken nuggets

[hadalogic]

Masquerade 🎭

#genshin impact #my art #clorinde #navia #clorivia #i think thats their ship name idk #shoutout to my brother for helping me with the outfits i almost passed out drawing them <3

[lovinhalo]

that version of Night Changes just revived every single cell in my body

#afhf 22 #NIGHT FUCKING CHANGES #REALLY #AJHDF #i was expecting a new song and then he sang the first few lines #and i almost passed out

[helsensm]

farm boys Valentine's Days 💗

+ close up on the last one

#“but it's February. the trees are not bloo-” I DON'T CARE #WOE PETALS BE UPON YE #the universe was against me doing this piece #I wasn't planning to draw anything for valentine's #so the idea came up too late #then my new medications hit me like the bus hit Regina #I spent all day in constant state of almost passing out #and haven't done shіt 🥳 #and today I got stuck at work because the door lock decided to break #my luck went to someone else this week #to anyone who read all these tags - thanks for coming to my ted talk #kung lao #raiden #mk raiden #railao #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #helsensm art

[rosemarydiely]

DIE 261

when she finds beauty within your insecurity

#this was originally gonna be longer and actually make sense #but i literally almost passed out on my tablet so i had to wrap it up #rosemary #kanaya maryam #rose lalonde #homestuck #rosemary homestuck

[pokimoko]

haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #fan art #fanart #art #digital art #my art #just a lil something something i did for fun #adventure time has always been the show that makes me want to draw (i have SO many AT drawings from 2015 it's ridiculous) #but now I'm coming back to that ye olde passion with new digital art skills and many more evil tragic thoughts (thank you fionna and cake🙏) #i couldn't get the thought about them haunting and be haunted by the narrative out of my head so I had to make some art for it #the caption for this was almost: so who wears the haunted by the narrative in the relationship? #they take turns of course because damn these guys really do be having that tragic romance huh. hot potato cursed existence #never quite on the same wavelength. always out of reach. their love the very thing that dooms them to be apart. a love defined by absences #like two ships in the night passing each other by. except they keep trying to seek the other out. and so end up going in circles #the tragic dance of madness and sadness. lead on and i shall follow. ....so anyway...these two amiright? #/might/ have to write something at some point...maybe... #because like... ghosts are my thing. and these two...well. even when they aren't haunting the narrative they are still ghosts #never let themselves live in the present and okay I'm going to stop now. enjoy the art byeeeee #...AND they'll never be at peace because they'll always be reaching for a version of each other that no longer exists and— #(i am dragged kicking and screaming from the room before i can devolve into a full blown meta)

[catmanbowser]

Hi <3

Close up :]

#kon el #kon el kent #conner kent #superboy #dc #chompers #catman's art #forgot i doodle this on the campus stairs few days ago and i dont plan to clean it up bcs i just like how it is #and i didnt know drawing on a giant stair makes me so so happy #this is a happy drawing for me #then i passed out for like 2 hours and almost late to class

[kuueater]

#oh my god i almost passed out laughing #lethal company

[napping-sapphic]

Hate when people who already know that they’re taller than me ask my height like girl stop asking me for numbers the answer is YES i would have to get on my tiptoes to kiss you and also YES it would give me butterflies like whatever🙄

#wlw #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #wlw mood #i am offering a palm full of oats to tall women #pls come date me #like yes bestie there are two options #i am either on my tiptoes or pulling you down by the collar #and both of these options are phenomenal #AND YET?? we aren’t doing either?? #like wtf #i remembered tall women exist today and almost passed out #like PLEASE #im in love with you #im gay and i like sleeping

[defenestrationtactics]

me when winter is almost here and i have an entire village to feed

#mAyBe ThEy CouLd Do WiTh LeSs FeEdiNg #i dont care if you arent laughing because i am #this isnt funny but im almost passed out on the floor rn #httyd #how to train your dragon #stoick the vast #httyd memes #httyd funny