#hmp42

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#boop #hmp42

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#FUCKING GIVE HER BACK TO ME #BOOP #hmp42

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Chris Eccleston and Camille Codouri’s chemistry was everything. Don’t get me wrong, David Tennant’s chemistry with Jackie was also everything. But they’re two very different kinds of everything.

Ten was Jackie’s horrible spoilt son-in-law with an attitude problem. He would turn up at her house with zero notice and whinge about wanting to leave immediately and still stuff his face with her shepherd’s pie. And she would complain about him eating her out of house and home, “why don’t you ever call”, “what do I look like a laundry service”, and she’d still show off photos of him to neighbours on the estate like “check out Rose’s new man. Not much in his head but look at that smile!”

Nine and Jackie were two girls outside a club at 3am, five seconds and one bitch-slap away from fighting each other to death in the gutter

#hmp42 #doctor who #an idiot rewatches doctor who

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oh so the real april fool's joke was hooking us on all booping seven shades of shit out of each other and then taking it away after we'd developed intricate rituals

#hmp42 #boop

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Something I miss from earlier eras of the creative side of the internet was things just being unabashedly low-budget. Just all unashamedly amateur, unprofessional, ‘I don’t own a good camera but I have a story to tell you’, ‘I can’t afford a good mic but I have a song to sing for you,’ ‘I don’t have any kind of background in editing or lighting and I only just picked up this guitar last Tuesday but here’s an entire musical me and my friends wrote about our favourite book, we filmed it on a potato and put it up on YouTube in ten minute segments because we thought it was pretty funny.’

#everything felt so much less like Content then #and as someone who wants to share creative stuff online #it’s now incredibly daunting thinking about doing that bc #especially as a disabled person who can’t work full time #it feels almost impossible to extricate art from being Content #like there’s this immense pressure to produce things that could pass as professionally produced by a team of educated people #and to make smart decisions so that somehow eventually you can profit off your art #and instead of it being a ‘hey look at my silly little song’ it becomes #competing in an over saturated market already dominated by the nepotism afforded by wealth and connections #and it feels like it would very difficult not to measure my personal satisfaction with how a certain piece of art turned out #by how much attention it got online #even though I genuinely have zero desire to be famous and it sounds like a complete nightmare #anyway I’m gonna have ice cream for dinner how about you guys #hmp42

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i have lost beauty unsavoured and love immeasurable give me my fucking boops back

#hmp42 #boop #BOOOOOOOP

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Rose calling her mum from five billion years in the future will never not feel like a punch in the chest to me. Up there among the top ten underrated Doctor Who moments. And then right after you get to watch a CGI bug kill a member of the Blue Man Group

#hmp42 #doctor who #an idiot rewatches doctor who

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i can simulate the experience

#ITS NOT THE SAME #TAKE ME BACK #TAKE ME BACKKKK!! #boop #hmp42 #gothwizardmagic

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I get why people dislike Ken and I also get why people have criticisms for the way his character was handled, but also I’m sorry, if they non-consensually hooked me up to a drip and a catheter and locked me in a white room in a taxi with no one but a dog to talk to for two months, I’d also put on my Big Bad suit and start hunting down the closest protagonists like it was Pokémon Go

#dghda #hmp42

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Delighted to be informed by my valet that Craig Charles and Chris Barrie seem to have mistaken Poland for a gay bar

#red dwarf #hmp42

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Something I love about gay people art is that you can really see what an impact known genderqueer fag Mr Howl MovingCastle had upon the jewellery-related gender expression of every non-binary person in the last two generations. 67% of the people depicted in queer art have at least one dangly suspended-teardrop-without-visible-links Enby Earring. Gay little OCs with tragic backstories? Enby Earrings. Bishied-up versions of treasured blorbos wearing outfits that Netflix is too cowardly to admit they’d wear? Enby Earrings.

Even the og book Howl Jenkins girlies, we have to admit. Enby Earrings for Howl was a stroke of genius. Universally agreed upon. No notes. Miyazaki’s most important contribution to canon

#hmp42 #howl’s moving castle

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Sherlock Holmes solves crimes by being autistic

Poirot solves crimes by reading people for filth

Miss Marple solves crimes by being a nosy bitch

Columbo solves crimes by being annoying

Dirk Gently solves crimes by being inconvenient

And Jonathan Creek solves crimes by making everything about his special interest and having an annoying nosy bitch friend who likes reading people for filth when it’s as inconvenient for them as possible

#hmp42 #Sherlock Holmes #Poirot #miss marple #Dirk gently #Columbo #Jonathan creek #i did it I amassed my favourite crime blorbos into one post

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Little Alfie appreciation post

#hmp42 #little alfie #I love him so much #look at him ! what a scamp

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when will showrunners learn that all we want is problematic gay sex

#hmp42 #wwdits

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im devastated give me my fuckign boops back

#boop #hmp42

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My brother who is writing his PhD thesis on tumblr culture just finished his first full draft yesterday. And then the boopening began:

12 hours later:

(Link to web weaving post in screenshot)

#hmp42