sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.
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im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual
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if there's one thing about classic literary detectives it's that they are not conventionally attractive. doyle told sidney paget to stop drawing holmes so pretty. christie was like "let me introduce you to this short pudgy balding man who is retirement age and i hate him." sayers compares wimsey to maggots on literally the FIRST PAGE
i love it. i love them. stop casting hot people in these roles. we need our detectives to be Charmingly Weird-Looking
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treated myself to a few minutes of personal work, and this is how I squandered it
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Same mustache. New mystery.
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Agatha Christie’s Poirot (1989) title credits
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I want Benoit Blanc and Hercule Poirot to make gay love sloppy style
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I have taken to reading Agatha Christie in my free time and I am BEGGING tumblr to get on this train. I need there to be a Poirot renaissance NOW. His tboy swagger is off the fucking wazoo. His combined autism/ocd smoke is too real they're gonna kill him
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A Haunting in Venice (2023) | Alternate Posters
A collection of wonderful promotional artwork for Kenneth Branagh’s newest Poirot film.
Artworks designed by Bella Grace, Doaly, Audrey Lynn, and Julien Rico Jr.
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I want a David Suchet Poirot Muppets movie so so so so so bad. It’d be perfect. He’d treat the Muppets with human dignity and the Muppets would try so hard to help him solve the case and we watch his energy slowly drain from his eyes as the movie goes on.
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