Tommy Kinard listened to Buck say "I think this is an open line" and "That should be our motto, 'Who Cares?!'" in that helicopter and was like 'yeah... I want to suck that dude's cock'
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Lewis Hamilton, an intellectual: If Satan needs someone's consent to enter their body then so do you.
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has anyone asked p'aof what he puts in his earthmix shows that fill it with such atmospheric warmth and sense of belonging and family and home?
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"no more mr. nice guy!" says guy who was a deranged asshole this entire time
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best tags btw... mike calls steve jonathan's boytoy (derogatory) at least once
Mike really just doesn't care for that man 😂
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daniel really said “your gay awakening does NOT have the same weight as your first homicide”
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I just watched the episode... omg 😭 it's incredible what a good actor Pedro is and how he has embroidered the role of Joel. I can't believe that this silly, funny man we see in interviews is the same one who has played this tired and broken Joel so perfectly. Give all the awards to this man now!
Btw Pedro looks so fucking hot as Joel (young and old), but what's new? 🫠
pedro's the silliest goofball meanwhile joel only knows pain and violence. i am truly obsessed how drastically different they are!!!!!! and yeah he really looks so good i was screaming at my screen this morning bjgdnbkdjnbgfjkn
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RIP Franklin—a jock who saw the most breathtakingly beautiful goth girl in the world and didn't hesitate to shoot his shot, even when her brother was standing right there looking like a world-class grump. Yes, he died young but not before he lived his best life.
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lou's 'why are doorknobs loose' feels like in one of those point-and-click adventure games where u hover ur mouse over the doorknob and keep getting a message abt it but can't figure out what to do with it
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y'all we talk a lot about how touch-starved ed is (and boy howdy is that true) but also consider stede has had so little physical affection in his life as well. i think the next time ed actually holds him in a gentle romantic way he's going to sob 😭 😔
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Okay I promise one day I'll stop screaming on here about jalachi but TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
The fact that the MOMENT he sees Jet in 2x10, Malachi immediately slips back into bantering with her is the best. Like, he's so in the moment with her that he completely forgets 1) the fact that he's violating parole 2) the name of his date and 3) that he even HAS a date with him. Guys, this is a genius hacker who has successfully evaded the law for ten years, going completely 'head empty, no thoughts' because his crush is standing in his living room.
Malachi teases Jet, but damn if he's not absolutely whipped for her by day two
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one of my cats was being more vocal than usual tonight and i couldn't figure out why until i went to finally lie down and he curled up right next to me.
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you’re a loser, baby! a loser, goddamn, baby! you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch <3
if these two aren’t endgame then idk what is 🤷
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"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.
"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"
"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"
"What?"
"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"
"Not in my experience."
Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.
"This is definitely a bad idea."
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