Stede's single bitchiest moment in Season 1 is this fucking expression when he says, "How could I have known that his crew mutinied? I mean, in hindsight, I probably could've guess."
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chiron: kronos can be very persuasive
percy: yeah but i'm more stubborn
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Yuuji: It's the inside that counts.
Megumi: Really? Give me an example.
Yuuji: The fridge.
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Farkas: Yeah, I understand women.
Farkas: They all want daggers and swords. It's quite simple really.
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is it just me or has dan gotten increasingly worse at being competitive with phil recently. like idk if it’s just bc they’ve been playing more subjectively scored games recently but like the amount of moments where this infamously competitive man is helping phil or letting him win recently is diabolical
i think its a mix of both. i think dan is competitive but he likes it to be an even playing field if its a skill-based challenge, so if phil is clearly struggling with something he'll help him out, but i dont think he just lets phil win lol dan won at shuffleboard in the end.
with the subjective games based on humor? dan just cant help being a phillie okay he thinks phil is the funniest man in the world 🥰🥰🥰
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i appreciate that among all the death and murder and traps tango is just like. this would be the perfect time for an epic chicken prank.
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I love how annoyed Ed gets when Stede mentions how romantic Mary's story was (about Anne slicing the face off a guy to save her, btw).
He's thinking "I can do better than that. I have done better than that. Dickfuck doesn't even know what romance is."
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Trent said "complaining about Joe VS Hook? Maidenless behaviour"
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If I had a nickel for every time the Doctor split into one David Tennant, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Panda: Everything's okay because I'm a panda and I'll cute my way out of it.
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Jonathan once he gets his memory back: "MINA MURRAY. That's her full name! I remembered the address to send her a letter, too, please write one for me!"
Sister Agatha: "Is that the girl from your deliriums that you'd say -and I quote- "look majestic while feeding a locomotive coal with her hand while reciting Poe?"
Jonathan: (crying) yes
Jonathan, wiping a stray tear: "It's a dream that deserves to come true, Sister"
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Kevin Day is a classic boy. His idea of a hype workout song is Vivaldi's Four Seasons
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