#and he is smoking-

[i-love-def-leppard]

lord have mercyyyyy 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

#im on my knees #this is actually so slutty of him im obsessed #and he is smoking- #the happy trail😩 #i just wanna- #someone take my phone away #too many thoughts #def leppard #joe elliott

[zenwhoberi]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

#she said he’s going to get sexually confused I said he’s literally a dog I don’t think he’s got anything to be confused about #dkdjdkfkfkf #if I stop posting it’s cause I got jumped by a chain smoking fifty year old woman who has nothing better to do than call random dogs faggots

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess? #incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am #he has his hat on too obviously #vox is so done with him #dont ask how his wings changed colour ok #thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #vox #valentino #vox x valentino #voxval #staticmoth #my boys #love them #digital art #art

[prokopetz]

"DILF", a word which here means "the only male character with a speaking role in this piece of media who's actually old enough for me to be horny for him".

#media #tropes #dilves #is he really a smoking hot daddy or is he just the only dude who's visibly over 30?

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

#riz gukgak #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #saw someone else's art that was so cool I blacked out for a few hours and woke up to this on my screen #foolish of me to have the thought ''oh he's smoking he's absolutely lighting these cannons with his smoke right'' and then #almost not draw it #like. cmon #bringing over my tags from another post here. I think firing those cannons was like the closest this kid's come to a moment of mindfulness #kid was doing self searching n introspection on top of those guns. eugenia got there at the breakthrough #I believe in you baby boy. rob a bank get that tuition the world is your oyster

[pangur-and-grim]

do u think the baby is going to grow out of looking so exhausted and decrepit, in a way not unlike Yoda from Star Wars, or is that just what devon rexes look like sometimes? (written with extreme affectionate towards this new little beast)

well to answer that, let's look at his mother

and his father - who I owe an apology to! this is a complete tangent, but I thought the other stud at the cattery had cucked him, because Belphegor has white spotting but neither of his parents do. which is genetically impossible (it's a co-dominant, not a recessive, meaning it would always be visible)

but those bat ears of his father, with their notched flanges, are so weird and distinctive! you can see that Belphegor has them, and nearly all of his littermates do too

SO NOW I'm thinking, the father has to have some white spotting that just isn't visible in his photo! right? like a white tail-tip, or a single white toe on his back foot, or maybe a locket on his chest? I've become an ear truther

but what was the original ask, I got completely distracted by the cuckoldry speculation. oh yeah, aging, yeah I think Belphegor will grow up to look noble and beautiful like his mother and his (maybe) father

#belphegor #the bat-eared father is also a smoke which is super neat #I'll have to check Belphie's underfur when he arrives to see whether he's a smoke as well #if he is then that will settle the matter of his parentage

[hunnam]

@BeefyPeaches on Twitter

#BeefyPeaches #usermichi #userdylan #smoking #pecs #Mine #i made a certain gif of him flashing and shaking a certain part of him but deliberately left it out #if you want to see it go to his twitter #I been following him for ages only just occurred to me to gif him #he's so damn hot

[zillychu]

I decided Danny needed a fire core AU where the portal accident blew up the entire block, condemned all of Amity, and was left to haunt it for 100 years before Sam and Tuck find him 🥰 for enrichment

#danny phantom #no he does not realize he's technically still half alive #yes everyone he ever knew or loved is now dead! #yes this was a flimsy excuse to draw him with very long hair #and feral creature vibes #he's very sad but it's okay his hair is FABULOUS #he breathes smoke when he gets agitated :) #zilly art #fire core au

[manicpunk98]

No one mentions how academically intelligent Halsin is, specifically to do with biology.

My man was leading the druids in teaching about it. Nettie specifically says she couldn't tell you more about the tadpole because Halsin was the one studying it, and he would understand it better.

This being the first time he'd ever studied anything Ilithid, and him figuring out it was altered by magic? He's the first one to tell you what's so different about it. He may not have been able to cure you, but he knew more than anyone from the get-go just by looking at one tadpole. Not talking to any true souls, not having met you yet.

Halsin is incredibly smart, I wish we had some kind of interaction with him that we could tell him that. He deserves more credit than being "the big bear man".

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #halsin #halsin bg3 #he has a desk with study notes he wrote and everything #he also has a pipe specifically labeled for him #so halsin also likes to smoke #something abt sucking pipe with halsin idk lol

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

So I found out that he’s got white hair strands and I lost my mind :3

(Btw the clothes are inspired mainly by Kui’s design and other medieval arts, Hobbits are great, but it’s not the reference. a reminder to credit Kui’s original works too!)

#he’s so old man I can’t #and he uses PIPES?? #like I am usually against smoking but ayoooo #dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #SquareCloud

[junimoss]

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #i know he smokes like crazy #i can feel it

[super-nowa-art]

pov you rescued your crewmate from a forced marriage but he's not that grateful and insists you carry him back to the ship

#at least he looks good in the wedding dress #art #fanart #digital art #one piece #one piece fanart #zoro #sanji #zosan #i guess #literally i just saw a picture of a guy smoking in a wedding dress and it was so incredibly sanji coded

[lovely-v]

Gomez Addams is often appropriately categorized as a wife guy, but very rarely recognized for the himbo that he is

#veesaysthings #the addams family #gomez addams #morticia addams #this is the same episode where he tells morticia he wishes her name were 'oo-oo' so that he could spell it with smoke rings

[poirott]

Columbo + his basset hound named "Dog"

He doesn't look like a police dog. Well, he isn't. He's a policeman's dog. Believe me, there's a big difference.

COLUMBO (1968 - 2003)

#columbo #peter falk #tvedit #tvseriessource #cinematv #cinemapix #chewieblog #columboedit #*edit #columbo 3x06: mind over mayhem #columbo 5x01: forgotten lady #columbo 7x01: try and catch me #columbo 7x04: how to dial a murder #columbo 8x02: murder smoke and shadows #columbo 9x01: murder a self portrait #they're so sweet and soft together #lieutenant columbo adores his dog #he talks to him as if doggo were a person #just casually like they're having a conversation

[hinamie]

nanami i respect u so much,

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #nanami kento #nanami #fanart #jjk fanart #the lack of nanami art i have produced is quite frankly criminal #heres 4 to meet my quota #does he smoke? judging by his voice probably #also....aes..............so its ok #dont smoke kids