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incorrectcoralislandquotes · 9 months

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Leah: swear words are illegal now... If you say one you'll be fined.

Macy: heck.

Leah: you're on thin fucking ice.

Leah: oh no...

#coral island leah #coral island #incorrect coral island #macy coral island #just macy being her chaotic self #and being a troll

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stuckinapril · 3 months

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lol I can’t fucking afford groceries, so sorry my attention isn’t 24/7 on Palestine 🙄

listen i feel u. i do. but i honestly cannot get over how immature these asks are (and i've received a few of them by now, cannot imagine the volume of them actual palestinians get) bc it should be an unspoken caveat that a lot of these posts are not targeted at people who're living paycheck to paycheck, working busy lives, have copious amounts of shit to deal w etc etc. the problem comes in when you go out of your way to ridicule genocide by sending asks like this, especially to people who lost family members to israeli attacks. i know this isn't the social etiquette site, but someone has to tell you it's incredibly rude, distasteful, tone deaf, disrespectful...

if you can't afford to do anything, okay. keep it pushing instead of going to people's inboxes trying to make an obvious point.

and if you do have time or money and you're not doing nearly enough, you are the problem.

it's literally that simple.

#palestine #this ask feels so unserious i hope ur just trolling and ur not actually incensed enough to inform a stranger of this on anon #if ur trolling then not funny... and if ur being serious then reevaluate ur manners idk #ask

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felsicveins · 4 months

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Not technically his ex cause the divorce papers were never signed...

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soosoosoup · 2 months

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A full naps rest

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls poppy #trolls branch #broppy #trolls fanart #feelin real sleepy #they've got two pairs of pajamas #one for poppy's pod and one for branch's bunker #their naps can go two ways #either full of the sweetest most intimate embraces or well...#during those naps branch has a 50/50 chance of either being smacked in the face or becoming prey to the worlds loudest boa constrictor #he wouldn't have it any other way #naps are so nice when its cold #really wanna take one rn #excuse the messiness #my art <3

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pangur-and-grim · 11 months

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I wrote a short story about a college dropout who develops a homosexual interest in a bridge troll who then gets crushed after a Tesla drives over its bridge too many times (triggering a collapse), and the woman organizing the anthology said “thank you very much for submitting this but it does not fit our theme of tragic queer horror”

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calware · 10 months

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i think kanaya would send her friends the funniest snaps ever with the most deadpan delivery ever. she uses space aspect powers to do this btw

#🪡#homestuck #i say things #doodle #edit: i'm so sorry i completely forget that trolls say palmhusk instead of phone. my homestuck license is being revoked as we speak #1k #2k #3k

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aowaowww · 3 months

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it better say singing, dancing, and hugging. ow owwww!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTIMES 💕💕💕💕

#dreamworks trolls #broppy #trolls #my art #this one goes out to my lil group of followers youre small and mighty and i love you for being here #im projecting valentinitude on you #whats the other tags #trolls branch #trolls poppy

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spicy-suns · 3 months

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Cookin’

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zivazivc · 4 months

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this came to me in a dream

Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?

anyway...

i don't think floyd leads a proud life

#this is meant as crack but you know he booked from there like no tomorrow #just being honest #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls floyd #techno trolls #my art #trolls oc #ravin #eddy m #someone pat me on the back because of the names #scene #scenecore #the only acceptable way for scene trolls to be conceived is with the help of drugs lmao #i completely redid ravin's hair like 4 times to get it right...#anyway #you can't convince me that floyd left to go peruse a solo career at the age of what 13? and didn't get at least a little fucked up #you can't tell me a kid musician traveling alone with his gay little earring wouldn't attract people with bad intentions #anyway.#eye strain #neon colors #happy hardcore #S3RL #synth-pop #Breathe Carolina #i feel like i should tag this mpreg... but i don't wanna #ex bandmates

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koppaiterocker · 5 months

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Sometimes low quality gifs are simply funnier

#PLEASE LOOK AT BRUCE BEING THE GIRLS HYPEMAN IN THE THIRD #HE LOVES THEM!!!#bruce is the most woman respecting woman lover ever and its not even romantic ever #hes the personificiation of the “me n my girl dont argue she tells me to shut up and i listen” tweet #and every other tweet in that genre #i love u bruce #beautiful beautiful bruce #koppaitepaladin #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #tbt #brozone #trolls brozone #beeps gifs

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alcoholicpilot · 4 months

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“…now what?”

#my art #sketch #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls viva #viva #clay trolls #cliva #they are actually taking over my mind you don’t understand #also i see them being 14 to 16ish at this point

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bluerosefox · 6 months

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Courting Chaos (to Balance)

A KlarionxDanny brain worm that has spawned

Tim Drake, aka Red Robin gets kidnapped suddenly and very randomly by Klarion in the middle of a JL and others meeting.

Leaving with a

"I'LL RETURN HIM WHEN HES NO LONGER USEFUL JUSTICE LOSERS!"

And fire and chaos in his wake.

While the JL, and others scramble to figure out what Klarion has planned this time, Tim manages to break free of whatever Klarion had used to kidnap him only to find himself on a couch and Klarion nervously petting Teekl on his lap while also sitting in a chair across from him.

When Tim goes to demand to know why Klarion kidnapped him Klarion finally speaks.

"Okay, I wanna strike a deal. I won't bug you or your little Young Just US buddies if you help me ask someone out..."

"...What the fuck Klarion?" Was Tim's only response.

-x-x-

So it turns out, every so often the three main entities and actual factions of Order, Chaos, and Balance get together to well discuss things happening in certain Realms, worlds, and timelines. Basicly to touch base, see where everyone was at. Etc etc.

Order was Order. Chaos was Chaos.

Very simple.

Both could be bad. To much order caused restraint and could snuff out growth. To much Chaos could get out of hand and cause ruin.

Both could be good. Order help stabilizes worlds and builds their future. Chaos allowed creativity to roam and brought forth wonderful things.

And Balance.

Well Balance was the very scales that kept both sides in check. They were neutral grounds. The ones that normally oversaw the meetings as well. And despite their low numbers they held powerful entities that more than made up for it.

Balance did their best to keep things in check, sure they do have their own preference sometimes and allowed the scales to tip a tiny bit but always corrected it later if it tips to much.

It was at this meeting, a meeting even Klarion knew better than to do anything too chaotic, pranks were fine but nothing too much, and had been chatting with a newcomer to the side of Chaos (Danielle, call me Ellie, Phantom. She did some heroing on the side but liked causing chaos in her wake to do so, he liked her so far though.) When the bells for the side of Balance to appear announced them.

Ellie had smiled brightly and said her brother was coming with his mentor, turns out her brother was apart of the Balance group which meant that he was strong, strong enough to need a mentor.

He watched as the members of Balance walked, teleported, flew, and other means into the meeting halls. And then froze when his eyes caught sight of him.

Floating next to a blue skined being that was switching ages was a beautiful otherworldly person.

Snow white hair that wisped upwards oh so softly. Glowing green eyes that were cat-like with their piercing glance. A galaxy cloak hanged around his shoulders and seemed to shift with each movement. Star like freckles decorated his face and seemed to glow a soft bluish white. A crown made of ice and aurora lights floated above his head as well.

All in all Klarion couldn't keep his eyes off of the being at all. He nearly spat his water out when Ellie commented that was her brother Danny, or rather.

High King of the Infinite Realms, Daniel 'Danny' Phantom. The Great One. Defeater of the Tyrant King. The Halfa. The Peaceful End. The Balance of the Undead. (And his mentor was the Ghost of Time itself. THE very Keeper of Time, Kronos original form himself.)

Klarion honestly didn't know what to think or rather what emotions he was feeling when he spotted Danny, nor why his face felt so hot and red when the young man looked over at them and smiled. (He was smiling at Ellie but Klarion for some reason hoped it was for him as well)

It wasn't until halfway in the meeting when a rather ingenious prank that Klarion, Ellie, and a few others had set up went off... thing was it strong enough that it had hit Danny's side of the meeting and had hit him.

Now, again pranks were okay but only after the meetings. It was one of the few rules many, even those in Chaos, took seriously because once it was done and over they could go do their things. So for it to happen in the middle of a meeting means someone set their time on the prank wrong and add the fact it hit a person on the Balance side...

Yeah not good.

Only...

Only instead of getting angry, even Clockwork who was seated next to Danny was chuckling, Danny threw his head back and laughed about it. And his laugh... was very cute.

And before he knew it, Klarion had already fallen.

-x-x-

"So yeah.... Since you have a boyfriend and know how to date in this modern age, I need your advice."

".... Klarion just because I'm dating Bernard doesn't mean I know how I did it..."

"Bernard? I thought you were dating that one Supes?"