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fleshthing · 3 months

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I'm full of self-hatred on a cellular level (I have an autoimmune disease)

#autoimmune #ibs #colitis #ulcerative colitis #always poopin #shiddin even #Left work early because I was wasting my time in the bathroom anyways so why not

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felidaefatigue · 8 months

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accidentally made my outfit today a chastity belt against pissin (tit height shapewear tights, then corset, then shirt, tucked into highwaist skinnies)

#i had to dismantle it like a whole set of armour or smthn in order to use the bathroom lmfao oops #luckily the nongendered bathroom is a big ass empty room basically #and ppl always in it for 20 minites poopin so wasnt weird to take awhile lol #my back felt super loose last night and has been hurtin lately #i need to build up stabilizing muscles so bad but brain does NOT want anything to do with that which is very annoying #thus #occasional corset to keep from falling apart at the hinges

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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jaythelay · 2 months

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I wouldn't have seen anything Lupin the Third or thought of it much at like 8 years old or something if it wasn't for me waking up in the middle of the night at like 3am and watching Shin Chan for the first time, the Poopin' the Turd parody being it, and I think the dog planet episode?

The cascade of events. Bizarre.

#lupin the third #poopin the turd #didn't connect the dots til later in life but I find it funny how these 2 shows are incapable of being detached from my brain chemistry #because I couldn't fall to sleep one night and Cartoon Network had animations #at 3am boiiiiii #or 2 or some shit #was very late for kid me #9-11 was my sleep time generally #until one night #I just stayed up like a fucking animal #Please tell kids to get sleep because OH my god I think I'm tired as hell because of that #tell em they'll always be tired in the future if they don't sleep now and life is hell

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man-down-in-hatchet-town · 1 month

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So I Spied Another Day...

You know it was a good show when you can’t decide whether your heart is so full from all the love and joy, or so empty because it's over.

Really do buckle up, because this is a long one.

So the show went a little like this. They played the Spies pro-shoot on a giant movie screen, but any time a song started, the audio changed to the instrumental track, the video typically faded to simple background graphics, and the cast came out to perform the number live in concert style. There were also a series of audience participation prompts up on the movie screen, such as standing to deliver a line in unison, giving Lauren a standing ovation for the Pay Attention! Reprise, enthusiastically booing Dr. Baron von Nazi and the still infuriatingly catchy Not So Bad (for anyone who’s curious, in addition to encouraging boos and yelled disagreements with von Nazi, they also cut the audience participation bit from the song).

The energy in the room was so electric and full of joy and warmth. People shouted out iconic lines, went wild for everyone’s entrances, and absolutely lost their damn minds over Curtwen at pretty much every opportunity. And the cast were clearly having just as much fun. Doing This has always been my favorite, and there was something so sweet about them singing it again all these years later. We finally got Joey performing Spies Are Forever (Evil Reprise) again and it was just as chilling and beautiful as you’d expect. And One Step Ahead was just on a whole new level. I don’t want to give anything away, but the details in that performance were INCREDIBLE.

It was simply so special seeing most of the original gang come back while also bringing some new friends along. Shout out to Mariah for coming out at the top of the show so ready to play, setting the tone for the whole evening. Shout out to James for putting his comedy chops on full display (LET JAMES BE FUNNY MORE) and dancing the hell out of One More Shot (another favorite number). And shoutout to Carlos Alazraqui (taking over the roles of Sergio and Vladimir Poopin) and Tommy Link for coming into this crazy part of our world with such enthusiasm and silliness. Brian deserves a medal for agreeing to once again play the most cringe-worthy character in all of Pulp-StarCanWrecked history, and for sounding so fucking good while doing it. Tessa was having a blast in full unhinged glory and I gladly worship at her altar. Lauren is maybe the funniest person alive and deserved her standing ovation, prompted or not. Seeing Joe Walker perform live has been Item Number One on my fandom bucket list since I moved to LA a couple of years ago, and I still can’t quite believe I managed it. I’d wondered if he’d be rusty, but honestly he sounded great; it was like no time had passed. Mary Kate still has one of my all-time favorite voices and her Tatiana remains forever engaging. Joey showed up dressed to slay as a gay evil genius Bond-movie supervillain and proceeded to thoroughly deliver on that promise. And Curt… every time I watch Spies I am increasingly blown away by what he does with this arrogant, broken mess of a character. He clearly loves Agent Mega as much as any of us, and to see a performance refined and powered by such clear and thoughtful passion is just a huge treat.

(And while he wasn’t in the cast, I can’t not mention Corey. Between his roles as director and co-writer, so much of what Spies is comes directly from him and we don’t appreciate that nearly enough. And shout out to Esther Fallick for her wonderful work as Susan and the Informant. She might not have been there in person, but her incredible performance was with us the whole time.)

I know this is preaching to the choir, but Spies Are Forever really is such a special show. It’s a story about recovery, and devastating as it can be, I think there’s also something deeply healing about it at its core. For one thing, I know it played a huge role in mending my relationship with my asexuality. I will forever be grateful to it for existing, to TCB, Talkfine, and the original cast for creating it, and to those same people for maintaining its legacy with the amount of love and care it deserves. It was a privilege to be in the room as so many people came to celebrate this miraculous little musical. There were a couple of minor tech glitches (I wonder if they’ll even include the “big one”—the projector jumping over most of the staircase scene before getting fixed—in the digital ticket version), but nothing that could even begin to damper the magic of the night.

We all know that spies never die (except for Owen and the Informant, oops). And at times like this concert, I think this special little show with its short run in 2016 will prove to be just as immortal.

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joesmemes · 1 year

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THINGS SAID IN THE GROUP CHAT SENTENCE STARTERS

Assembled by @sheenathehyena.

I gave you a beach house now be normal

It's just so fucking ridiculous it circles back around to being poignant

I'm fine but what an inconsiderate toolbox

the fucking white boi who is trying to "find himself" that you meet all of once at the beginning

Yeah you want me to shoot my baby batter all over you cover you with almost - children

YOUR PLANET'S HOPE IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S TRANS ASSHOLE

Not sure how to feel about talking to actual fucking yakuza members for entertainment purposes

On a scale of Balan Wonderworld to Silent Hill, how are you dealing with your trauma?

Roses are red, violets are blue, singular they is older than singular you

Concerned Ape noises

You ever think about the fact that [name] really said "the birds work for the bourgeoisie" & they were right

My patience for slipping over improperly spilled blood has run out.

If you can see the bones of your whipped pupil, you failed.

You know the healer's oath: Only do moderate harm to those who cross you.

Man I don't know if lack of shame is a blessing or a curse.

Parsooth m'lady but would you be so kind as to partake of the exquisite past time of role playing?

So they aren't DENYING the piss kink

uhm you need to be more of a doormat…..your boundaries are making me uncomfy 😦

That's HARLEQUIN NOVEL descriptors of sex

where is my mouse arrow? where is it holy fuck

fetishize urself ig

It's always people with feet fetishes or fat fetishes that be so open about it

Look at this unhinged mother fucker

Fuck you I hope your pice of shit family burn in a dumpster fire

Sorry you had to overshare about a tough time with some random chick in school but it's not relavent to my cat at all.

We're at a sword store and it's full of exactly what you'd expect.

Nobody was reading Lemony Snicket going "teehee they made Count Olaf bitch sauce"

Wikipedia I love you but your donation pleas sound like a lying teenager begging for money online

There's no right way to look at the guy that tossed his baby off a cliff and say "I think he needs to look cool for a minute there" is all I'm saying

Okay, wonderful. GREAT, take them all. Please leave immediately

one time I ran a server and I was being weird so I changed literally everyone's nickname to Frank

AKGHDLK I'm gonna SOB they asked if they could share their ticklefics

heavy meals always make me HONK MIMIMIMIMI

I found a fucking book of Mormon lmafo

lemme go take a dump and ill set it up

THREE. THREE TIMES. HE'S BEEN ARRESTED FOR INSIDER TRADEING THREE FUCKING TIMES.

tell her it was you who farted, establish dominance

I have been hoarding vidya games for the three of us to play like a dragon

Nearly had a heart attack because I was poopin and saw blood but realized it was my period

Ok we need to get a big cardboard box and a vaguely feminine scarecrow dressed as a boyfriendless girl

Puts my head in your lap like a cat

Some Filipinos wanna buy your titty mousepads

the chris chan trials are about to be the depp vs heard trial for people who had unrestricted internet access at a young age

Now u will screenshot us talking shit and put it in the callout 😭

GUYS I NEED PROOF THAT [name] IS GAY TO STICK IT TO A 19 YEAR OLD ALT RIGHT IDIOT

🙂 our fursona is gonna b friends with sonic

I both love and hate [name]’s writing. How they go from ancient purple prose to “oh shit oh fuck”

i guess you could say…. this was a triumph

#rp meme #sentence starters #inbox meme #roleplay memes #resources #rp meme blog #starter set #starters

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elvendorx · 1 year

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Hi! I really like your blog! I was just wondering, how do you manage to find canon-based marauders content? I’m pretty new to Tumblr and while I follow the main tags, I’m tired of the short and shallow Siriuses, activist Jameses, and naive Lupins that don’t seem anything like the marauders I fell in love with. And the hatred for Snape and the condescension towards his fans makes me super scared to interact with blogs since I have posted Snape content on my main blog and I feel like I’d be eaten alive. I’m so overwhelmed! Do you use filters to help you? Or is it just finding and following the right people? Thanks for any and all advice!

hello and thank you! <3

a lot of it honestly is just finding and following the right people. the exact balance of that is personal that it will take a while to feel like you're consistently seeing things on your own specific wavelength but it's definitely doable. i think once you find one blog you really align with, see who they interact with regularly, check out those blogs, then check out who those blogs follow, etc etc. i used to systematically go through likes and reblogs on posts i liked, but once you find a few blogs you really enjoy, you'll end up finding more like-minded people quite naturally. and honestly, anyone who expects you to have the exact same tolerances for different characters as they do is probably not going to be much fun to interact with anyway.

i use filters for things i absolutely never want to see but not everything gets tagged/not everything that is tagged is the thing you don't want to see (so much sirius solo art/gen marauder stuff is tagged wolfstar) but it works and i would recommend it for absolute no-gos.

the main tags unfortunately are not safe spaces anymore and tbh if there's anything worth seeing in there, someone else will reblog it so it ends up on your dash anyway. sometimes i look in the prongsfoot tag but if anything look at anti (ship)/anti (character) tags lol and sometimes finding people who dislike the same things as you is also a good way to find like-minded people - hating can work, kids.

specifically for mwpp stuff, in my broad experience, snape fans are often more comfortable with the morally grey thing so they have solid views on snape AND sirius, james and remus, tho obviously you get the ultra protective stans too. but def follow snape fans if you are even slighty interested in snape, it's a great way of seeing how other pockets of hp fandom function. also, you could have identical views on a character as someone but you love them and they hate them, for the same reasons, and i feel like the joy is in finding the same interpretation, it's very fun and just in life it's good to see different perspectives. i got unfollowed a while back for a snape post i can't even remember but it was like 5 people and honestly the right people will probably be cooler than you think about it :)

so really my advice boils down to:

know what you do and don't want to see

know what you can and can't tolerate seeing (things that annoy you or more serious triggers)

find connections through sources you trust

try finding a mix of people who like the same things as you do/people who dislike the same things you do/people who you might not always agree with in judgement but whose analyses and approaches are objective

and eventually you'll have a great balanced lil circle <3

anyway a few recommendations of people i follow who i think offer great hp ideas:

@remus-poopin @narcissa-black-supermacy @ashesandhackles @urupotter @act-more-like-a-dog-sirius

but also consider anyone i follow/interact with a lot an endorsement! hope u have fun exploring :)

#ask #fandom

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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superfallingstars · 1 month

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10, 12 and 14 for Lups?

(From Remus-poopin btw😔)

hello from sideblog purgatory </3

10: Could you be best friends with this character?

honestly? i think maybe i could. well maybe not BEST friends because the combined forces of our avoidant personalities would probably severely hinder this relationship (aka we would like never talk to each other LOL). but idk remus is a sweet kinda nerdy kinda boring 30-something dude which is unfortunately a demographic i tend to get along with quite well rip. maybe we would be good coworkers

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

in lieu of writing a detailed psychoanalysis, i will simply say that i think he would be able to play the guitar... his sheltered youth makes me think he could have that slightly odd only child with millions of hobbies vibe, but it's also EXTREMELY LIKELY that i'm projecting here lol. idk i just feel like he's a guy who plays guitar at parties... not in a flashy way or anything, just that he doesn't really know what else to do with himself. it's kinda self-centered but also kinda endearing in a cool uncle way

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

OH i've got something good coming up for this lol so i don't want to say too much... but i can't help myself. he's got such a solid aesthetic imo. that thrift store grandpa swag!!!! lots of knitted garments: old sweaters (jumpers sorry british people) in muted warm tones... gray cable-knit cardigans... socks with holes in them... UGH. i also kind of like a 40s/50s vibe for him what with the tweed and allat (aka give him suspenders PLEASE). basically his aesthetic is messy professor who always comes to class hungover

thank you for sending these! i don't talk about my dearest lupin enough lol

send me a character!

#i may perhaps have drawn outfit lineups for like 10 different characters.#my posts #asks #hp #remus lupin

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kadenrambles · 6 months

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So my good friend and family member(going to call her M for the sake of anonymity) took me out so.i could get some gifts for my daughter and I swear, people thought we were completely out of our minds. I found a huge box filled with really long cat plushies and I pet one and I'm like

"holy shit this is soft" and I basically allow the box to consume me up down to my waste.

M comes over and she's like "what are you doing?"

I emerge from the heaven of softness and go "These are so damn soft!!"

She nonchalantly strokes a stuffed cat and I see it, the change in her face and the sparkle in her eyes.

"oh wow!! These are soft!" She butt nudges me to the side and we both are in petting soft plushie cat bliss.

We emerge and an employee is giggling at us because we are clearly adults who are just vibing.

She cause us again too because I bought like this Pictionary/spelling game and I also got a small cat toy that "poops" after you feed it.

M goes "(daughter's name) after her spelling can start poopin'!" And she giggles at her own little jokey joke and I go

"NO after her spelling she can go smelling!"

And all we heard in aisle over was the employee saying "oh my god!!!" And she started laughing.

Going out on a day adventure with M is always entertaining and idk what I would do if she wasnt in my life. She is a blast! I needed a day if fun and laughter to be honest 💜

(for clarification M is my daughter's great aunt. I'm not related to M by blood but still consider her family)

#kaden rambles

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omtai · 10 months

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cactus / sage / nutmeg / edelweiss !!! (sorry if that’s too many dbjsn)

Never apologise i love you ... 🌸

cactus - something you’re currently learning (about)? theres nothing specific at the moment... but im always learning something every day... like today at the beach i was wondering why during low tide theres aways there weird little squiggly sand piles all over the place... and i found out its because theres these awesome little creatures that burrow in the sand called lugworms & they get around by eating the sand n then poopin it out! so technically those piles (called casts) is worm poop...but its not really poop it just passes through em... really interesting! a little knowledge every day...!

sage - what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is?

thats a really hard question!! i think theres somethin about all kinds of art that i love... cuz its all stories... its all usually trying to tell you something!... a story or an emotion or a thought or a feeling... or just for fun... so its hard to pick one cuz theyre all so lovely to me... if i Had to pick one though id pick clay art. cuz theres something about making a little thing out of clay and then putting it on the window sill and everytime u see it u remember making it with ur own hands. its nice i like it

nutmeg - how’s your room/home decorated? do you have a specific theme or style going on?

my house is kind of a dump cuz we just moved in in june so its still all over the place... no theme just a bunch of stuff and a couch... my room is a lil nicer tho. picture a desk with a computer on it and a bunch of books and little things like lego dogs and sticky notes and shells n stuff. clothing rack/shelf thing. twin size mattress that i die on every night and am reborn on every morning. no bedframe yet cuz expensive... various posters and art prints and stuff... so many books... worlds most heinous wallpaper... thats my room

edelweiss - how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you?

"omtai" was my username on an old multiplayer flash game i really adored when i was 7, the game was called transformice... basically ur a little mouse and u have to get the cheese. the username doesnt mean anything it was genuinely just a bunch of keys in a random order that happened to sound like it could be a name. and between then and now (12 yrs wow o_o) ive used omtai as my username absolutely everywhere that its become like a second name to me... like if i wasnt called yael id be called omtai... strange

i typed too much... apologies to those who must scroll past this

#If theres one thing im gonna do its use ellipses...#Hi finley 🌸#ask game

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realwizardshit · 11 months

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always poopin on company time both because you don’t have to until an hour or two after waking up and also because time theft is cool and epic

#text posts

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kickasstorrents · 8 months

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teachingtinysuns · 1 year

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All the little things I never want to forget:

How you didn’t fit in your newborn clothes we brought to the hospital for you to wear and aunt kailey bought you preemie onesies for your first few weeks

The day we had to adjust your car seat straps for the first time at 3 weeks old because you grew a little taller

How you always fell asleep eating and we had to do everything to wake you up so you could finish

Contact naps sleeping on my chest and listening to your tiny breaths

When you would shake your fist when you stretched in your sleep

How you held on to my body with your hands while you were breastfeeding

How tiny your hips looked compared to your tummy

You never wanted to sleep on your back as a newborn and constantly turned on your side in your bassinet

The little face you made with your lips in an o shape (usually when you were poopin)

How tiny you looked in everything from your car seat to you crib to your bouncer

How much you liked being rocked in your nursery

Watching you sleep on daddy’s chest or look up at him when he held you

#personal

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dollsonmain · 1 year

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I did my DVD. I didn’t want to.

I’ve mentioned in the past that workouts don’t give me happy brain chemicals, they make me miserable.

I cried again at the end this time because during the relaxation thing at the end all I’m left with is my chronic pain, a bald view of how unhappy I am, and how no matter what I do, nothing changes for the better because what I can do isn’t enough.

I try not to dwell on how much I struggle or how many things I can’t do in the DVD, but that’s difficult. I try to remind myself she can’t see me failing and isn’t sneering or snarling or treating me like crap because I can’t meet her standards. That’s my parents and That Guy in my head. I’m not letting her or anyone down by my best not being perfect, especially since it’s due to things I can’t control.

Today my shoulder wasn’t letting me participate in a lot of moves, any move that requires even a modicum of flexibility in the hamstrings is right out (they’ve always been terrible and never would loosen), moves that put pressure on my tail bone, anything asking me to reach or twist or put my arms behind me (my pecs are really tight and I might be able to work on that, we’ll see), the poopin’ yoga move where I’m supposed to lay on my back with my legs straight and then pull up one leg at a time causes my left hip to dislocate and reseat with every lift so I have to do it with my legs bent, etc. etc. etc. there are so many failures and it weighs heavy on me BECAUSE there’s nothing I can do about it and I like to fix things.

It would be different if there were ever, ever going to be a solution or recovery or if my efforts would mean something. There isn’t. I am disabled.

So I try to work around them in a way that both won’t cause more damage to irreparable parts of my body and will let the parts that do work WORK, and hopefully regain a little bit of strength in areas where I can, and try not to hate myself for being unable to move.

Another thing is that I don’t like to feel my body move, so like when I’m walking and the loose baby sack on my belly jiggles, it really bothers me. It’s a sensory thing.

I’m also a LOT thicker than Wai Lana. She has no boobs or butt or belly to deal with and I find myself constantly having to jerk or shift my body while doing the poses to stop my butt cheeks or my boobs from being pulled on the floor in an awkward and uncomfortable direction they aren’t supposed to go in, after coming down from a stretch or something. Also how I cannot lie flat on my back because I have a big butt and trying to do so hurts my back because it has no choice but to lean backward awkwardly so my upper back can get onto the floor.

The worst, though, is a bending pose that I can’t do because my gut is in the way between my torso and leg. It also prevents me from reaching as far as I could otherwise and makes it so that if I want to reach where she’s telling me to I have to curve my spine to get around my gut.

Despite all of this, I still rather like this DVD.

One thing that always amused me is that in one pose she forgets which is her left and right for a moment, and instead of cutting the recording and starting the pose over, she just goes :3 for a bit after figuring it out.

That sort of oopsie moment and her gentle demeanor make struggling through everything else more doable.

But you do have to get used to “buh-tocks”.

#wai lana my beloved #long post

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ediblewishez · 1 year

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ppl who always poopin are omniposhit

#beckstuff

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bass-alien · 1 year

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You're really lovely and deserving of genuine romance, cute dates, and good scoodily-poopin'. Seeing you on my dash always makes me smile.

#whoever this is from you’re the sweetest #thank you 🥺#sweet anons 💕

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giraffeonstrike · 1 year

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I was reminded today of what my life used to be like. Nothing in particular happened, it just hit me out of nowhere...how hard it used to be to just get through the day. To have a good one. To feel connected to the people I knew, to feel connected to myself.

Every single day I was just going to work, coming home, trying to avoid a fight, going to bed alone. It became so routine to avoid my ex wife or to be avoided by her that when she actually wanted to spent time with me it always made me think it was a setup, that something was wrong. I don't think I ever really got to know her...she never really allowed it.

My wife sent me a text message today, while she was in the bathroom. I asked her what was up and she said "nothin', just poopin' and saw something cute."

It was a picture of two birds on a branch, huddled together and snuggled up close. She said they reminded her of us...that anything reminds her of us, that she thinks about us or about me at all is still amazing to me. It's not less sweet because she was pooping, somehow it's even more just completely fucking endearing and I do not know how she manages that.

Five years ago, I woke up one morning and wanted to die. I had never thought about it before but it started eating away at me. Every day for longer than is normal I woke up disappointed that I was still alive. I felt very little other than that disappointment and I carried it with me everywhere.

I had no idea it would be like this now. That I would wake up and be glad to be here. That I'd be able to feel, to use my heart again...and have so much more love in it than I even know what to do with.

Feelings are hard sometimes, but I think I like them.

#big feelings #best wife #i love her okay #my baby #perfect #gorgeous #my angel

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