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e. honda was the only one of the original street fighters that could feasibly exist in real life

#this is LITERALLY a world heritage post #unimaginable that it only has 21k notes

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I’m like strugglinng to figure out how to describe this without doxxing myself but. Boss is helping me apply for fulltime job at our MSP. He’s writing about my experience here. He mentions [Former boss who I hate]. But he misspelled his name in the most hilarious possible way. [Former boss]’s actual name is Frank Westewood. (changed for privacy) Misspelled name is Frank Wastewood. LMFAO

#its true but you shouldnt say it

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group pictures with the local fucktown comm are so funny to me because if you see the one Creature in a cute poofy dress who’s ghostly pale and a head taller than everyone else… thats me

#like i look cute af but. #definitely a creature #nosferatu pussy indulgence

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[sadly changes the Days Since Twil Killed A Team Member counter back to 0]

#td plays darktide #do you think they've been through like 20 copies of my funy wizard by now #after all my party kills

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My beautiful benchmark bnuy

#I am smooching him #td plays ffxiv

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I wish Zenos was still alive or at least around somehow purely so that we could bully him for getting his ass kicked in a fistfight by a wizard. That has to be so embarrassing

#td plays ffxiv

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My friends, as much as I love them, are not Actual Nerds like I am. Friend A gets frustrated with Roll20 whenever his rolls are bad. I tried to explain to the group about how pseudorandom number generation works, how it basically takes the super precise current time value as a seed. Because that shit goes all the way down to milliseconds on a computer, the least significant digits are constantly changing and so you can do some algorithmic stuff to that number to make it Pretty Effectively Random. They have taken this to mean that "d20s are based on the time you see in the fuckin windows clock" and now if their rolls are bad they wait a full minute or upwards to roll again. Whatever makes you feel better dude

#mathposting #at least that's the most common basic bitch method i've heard of #don't @ me

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are you fucking telling me that Mario’s hat gets forcibly wrenched off his head by God every frame and it only sometimes gives him his hat back? my man is in a constant, agonizing state of hat oscillation?

Babe wake up pannenkoek has a new 4 hour long mario 64 video

#That’s so fucked

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Babe wake up pannenkoek has a new 4 hour long mario 64 video

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#ITS WOODS TIME FOR YOU

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Also not to sound like Calvin's dad but I think it might be good to read & study a book that you fucking hate from time to time. Specifically ask yourself why it sucks so much and where the author got their shit take from. It builds character, as they say

#i think i have stockholm syndrome

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i like to put on my infohazard suit and go into shit idiot brain fungus world to hear about 40k incels (redundant, i know) getting mad whenever anyone ever mentions that sometimes there's women in some group. i could say it's like inoculating myself against bullshit but i honestly just like having a bad time on the internet

#i keep hearing the excuse about (GW) not wanting to make new molds #bro just switch the head it's so fucking easy #or don't even do that just use a helmet head and say that this is Space Karen #40k tag

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dorohedoro is about class resentment. it's about how your body is meat. it's about wouldn't it be fucked up if a cockroach played baseball. it's about how seeing a huge beautiful butch woman would heal anyone. it's about the immense distortion that power inflicts on those with it and those without it. it's about being a gay loser. it's about true and real friendship. but most of all, dorohedoro is about gyoza

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My favorite weapon in LoP so far is this little fucking knife. It’s literally just a Bowie knife. All these cool swords you can mix and match with and I pick the knife for shanking people in an alley so I can take their beans. It’s extra funny because this game is all about blocking attacks instead of dodging. A fucking Mobile Suit tries to punch me into the floor and I perfect block it with my cool knife I bought from Third Planet at the mall

#td plays lies of p

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I’m at work. Eating a sandwich and browsing the web. Fucking around. I see movement out of the corner of my eye. I turn around. There is a small crusty white dog wandering the office. I say “hi there!” in a friendly voice. It’s wearing a vest and pays me absolutely no mind. Whose dog is this

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Having to read mid 80s new age shit for class. One page is like, all humans are equal. next page it introduces a concept of being open, receptive, without desire, and calls that “the feminine.” not to be dramatic but 🔪

#it was 50 years ago twil #you have to move on

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we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.