#also this is the funniest one yet

[stillafanofsonic]

We were some rodents in a lab that shared a brain and now our bond is inseverable

Omg so true

#asks #<3 #fern tag #also this is the funniest one yet #TY bestie

[olasketches]

two sides of the same coin

#itadori yuuji #ryomen sukuna #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #my art #jujutsu kaisen fanart #brainrot incoming (pls don’t mind me) #one thing sukuna and yuuji have in common is that they’re both absolutely miserable #sukuna is utterly selfish and yet it only made him hollow inside and now he’s just killing time waiting for death to come #yuuji is completely selfless and yet it’s only made him suffer and bc of that he’s been constantly trying to check out of life #and I think the funniest but also the most painful thing about these two is that… #despite that they’re vastly opposite they might be the only people that can understand each other the most #imagine them having a heart to heart lol maybe then they would realise some things about themselves

[evil-ontheinside]

After Ted and Karen get divorced the Wheelers get a cat. He has a totally normal and respectable name at the beginning but after a week the kids start to call him Teddy in remembrance of their dad ("he's not dead, why are you like this?")

Mike starts to tell him what a great dad he is whenever Karen is around. He gets especially dramatic about it when she has a bad day. She's not sure if she should reprimand him or laugh.

She cracks when one morning she finds the normal cat bowl replaced with one that says 'best dad ever'. (Mike also gets her a cup with the same on it bc she's been parenting them alone the whole time, she deserves both titles)

Will is a little worried about Mike at first bc he still remembers how it was with his dad and Mike's been a little quiet ever since but then he sees him make a father's day present for the cat and decides he's gonna be alright

Dustin is always overly polite to 'Mr. Wheeler' whenever he's around and tells him how much he respects and appreciates him and all the work he does around the house

Ted doesn't know any of this but Mike slips up one time and calls the cat dad while he and Holly are over for the mandatory visits. Ted doesn't get it but Holly can't stop giggling for the rest of the time and Mike makes sure to make little 'mistakes' like that around Ted to see how much he can get away with. Ted never gets it but Holly is lying on the floor laughing as soon as they get home. Karen is suspicious but the two refuse to tell her what's so funny

Nancy doesn't seem too invested in the whole thing at first but then she replaces Ted's face in the family picture with Teddy's (it took her and Jonathan hours to take the perfect picture so it would fit but it was worth it). Karen didn't notice at first and then has to awkwardly explain the situation to Mrs. Sinclair when she comes over for coffee. Mike loses it every time he walks past the picture

#this is my funniest post yet #stranger things #mike wheeler #karen wheeler #wheeler family #wheeler siblings #will byers #ted wheeler hate club #dustin henderson #nancy wheeler #holly wheeler #byler #mike wheeler i know what you are #very petty in this case but also very valid please continue your mission #I don't know where this idea came from but I'm very glad I had it #that's a lie. I thought about Ted having 'allergies' and Karen finally being able to get a cat so she does it out of spite #and then all of this happened #brain dump #this could be funny #not me adding to the tags one day later bc I'm unsatisfied with them

[anony-mouse-writer]

Local zombie-operated factory continues to use a dizzying mix of Create systems and bafflingly effective and relatively obscure vanilla mechanics to produce

if you havent checked out zloy’s create series before, I cannot recommend it enough. he has a contraption that spans a quarter-chunk of space all culminating in one tiny vanilla chest of product.

#this is the funniest one yet #please check it out #also nothing could prepare me for the phrase ‘this absolute eroticism of a machine’ #zloyxp #create mod #mcyt #op

[nemmet]

thinking about be cool scooby doo fred on this delightful evening. he's afraid of widths. he gets emotional over a drumkit. he knows how to apply eyeliner perfectly. he's a sleep deprived, paranoid, manic danger to himself and others. he becomes enemies with a goat. his shoulders are so tense that they can break a chair. he goes to jail twice. where on earth did he get the funds to give the mystery machine all those high-tech upgrades. he hired a guy to make his epiphanies look more dramatic. the exterior of his house is an affront to god. he cannot take care of himself to save his life. he is a middle aged dad stuck in the body of an eighteen year old. he has childhood trauma related to halloween. he accidentally parked his van on a space shuttle. he is consistently aggravated by daphne’s commitment to the bit. he really needs to let go of those tiny red shorts. he's a court jester. he represents the order to his criminal father's chaos. he has control issues stemming from this but tries to overcome them for the sake of the gang and always apologises when he goes too far and knows that even when they wind him up it isn't a threat because he loves and trusts them so much and they care about him in turn even before he fully opens up to them about his childhood and—

#i finished the show earlier this month and MAN do i have feelings about this guy #i was working on a piece based on the finale but had to put it on hold for dtiys stuff #i'll return to it when i can!!! #needless to say i adore this fred #i wasn't sure of him at first due to my attachment to the goofier freds of recent memory like wnsd and sdmi #but bcsd is an absolute joy in his own right and one of my favourite freds for sure #it's a nice change of pace to see him mostly in the neurotic straight man role #but the writers still give him silly moments aplently!! night of the upsetting shorts might be the funniest sd episode ever made #also his character development in learning to work through his control issues and trust the gang more is subtle yet rewarding #and the finale. i promise i cried a normal amount. at a show called BE COOL SCOOBY DOO #anyway goodnight coolsville ohio please watch bcsd it's unbelievably good #scooby doo #fred jones #fred scooby doo #be cool scooby doo #nem misc posts :] #scooby doo and nemmet too!

[multiversal-pudding]

…Welp. Surprise Bad Opinion time I guess :P

Personally, even after ep 6 I still kinda genuinely want at least part of the Solver/Cyn-as-we-know-her’s actions to be actually Cyn, or at least some distorted version of her?

Like, I know Tessa’s dialogue implied more that Cyn was just a puppet of something else + the whole “something made a pact with her” that’s definitely gonna come back later, but like also

tbh in a series with so many good examples of characters driven to terrible actions by their convictions, be it Doll putting vengeance above all else before realizing someone else was infected, Khan getting so lost in his fear he abandoned his own daughter and is still trying to be better, V just trying to put her head down embrace her role and survive while protecting N but only hurting him in the process until Uzi started forcing her to confront it by helping N- hell, even Uzi herself has shades of this in wanting to destroy humanity without really even considering maybe not all of humanity in general is personally responsible for every single bad? Not counting Camp Incident, that was more outside influence induced rampage

Not to disrespect anyone who has another opinion- I think there’s very good options with the other way around too, but like to say it’s just the Solver alone that made Cyn like that, and the Solver is some malicious entity directly responsible for making Cyn the monster she became. Feels kinda boring to me? (Not that I think the Solver’s SAFE mind you- it definitely gives off at the very least major “has side effects of Needs To Kill To Live + does not care what is done with its power beyond that good or bad/blue and orange morality + if the host is at risk it will hijack the host to preserve itself and *only/mainly itself*” vibes)- I feel like there’s a lot of potential in the perspective of like.

What if Cyn’s like an Uzi that gave up on humans and her fellow workers alike, once had that ideal of wanting to change the world only to have it fall into bitterness, then suddenly had all the power in the world to act on it dropped into her lap?

What if Cyn’s a foil to Uzi- an Uzi that got the power to fully destroy humans and DDs and everyone who ever bullied her but wasn’t able to take a step back and find something to care about outside that rage like she did with N in canon?

What if Cyn’s what Uzi could become- if not metaphorically, then literally

Also, NGL Tessa’s not exactly a 100% solid source in my eyes- like. I think she’s telling most of the truth but there’s definitely something deeper going on-

#murder drones #murder drones headcanon #murder drones cyn #cyn murder drones #TLDR *gets in a clown car labelled ‘dumb opinion not technically Disproven by canon yet* Later Nerds!! *crashes headlong into a brick wall* #(also to the one person who tagged this ‘glad to see we all agree’- I see you #and you have unintentionally added the funniest most ironic tag you possibly could’ve #congratulations I the local jester in disguise salute you)

[jewishsuperfam]

the thing about 100gfs is that you come for the absurd premise and hilarious self-aware genre parody+4th wall breaking, and you stay for the genuinely interesting+funny characters and the increasingly complex intra-polycule yuri dynamics

#yeah yeah we've all seen hakari and karane make out and don't get me wrong i ship them very hard #but can we talk about whatever shizuka + nano + mimimi + meme have going on #like. shizuka and nano are both crushing on each other but don't really understand it as crushes yet #mimimi's been pining for nano since middle school #and meme admires nano soooo much #but meme's also like. more than a little obsessed w mimimi and admires her The Most #and mimimi thirsts after meme almost as much as nano and is also sooo into helping meme grow into herself #(and yes i know several of these characters haven't been properly introduced in the anime yet) #(and that is why people aren't talking about these dynamics. but STILL) #(the manga is. genuinely one of the funniest series i've read in a while.) #and this isn't even getting into the hakari/yamame or karane/ahko or hahari/mei or mei/mai of it all

[wishjacked]

so for my entire life I have ONLY had nightmares until last year, I had a perfectly nice one about a pair of roommates at like? interdimensional witch college? and then I drew them a bunch because I just loved the nostaferatu looking homeschool girl my brain invented to be the mc AHAHA.

#also IN MY DREAM she was named Deimos Arkady which is just. funniest thing I ever heard #there were some other characters in the dream too that I haven't drawn yet #the main one was like? a VERY gossipy southern werewolf with like cartoon character hair HAHAHA #anyways #my art #interdimensional witch college

[writtenmemxries]

Remember when Colin Morgan said in an interview that Merlin never gets a love because when he does they kill HIM or HER yeah I think about that a little too often

#the fact that they were talking about freya so he was definitely referring to romantic love #''merlin never gets a love and when he does they kill him.......OR HER'' #he OR SHE there's a panic in his voice no one's accused him of anything yet OR SHE #funniest thing ever istg also it's enough of a confirmation for me idc if i'm reading too much into it #merlin had two love interests and they were freya and arthur <3 #merthur #bbc merlin #colin morgan

[hella1975]

first 5 trk chapters here you go

'every blorbo of yours since has just been a faint attempt at accessing what you once had with andrew' kills myself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life forever

#I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT #oh my god the kevin homophobia allegations have got to be one of the funniest things in this fandom #he's not homophobic he's just insane about exy! put the pitchfork down! #i cant wait for you to meet jean. and jeremy actually. kevin having a crush on jeremy and having to watch some loser frenchman have him #is one of my all time favourite aftg hcs like it's hilarious to me. kevin day in his pining era and for a golden retriever boy no less #also the comment about the word bemused has got to be the most random fucking thing ive ever read yet i kinda get it. compelling #in my trk reread ive not even finished the first chapter and ive noticed two spelling mistakes. you were saying about nora's writing #ask #aftg

[every-dayiwakeup]

The obsession y'all have for condemning characters' "actions" like they hurt you personally will never not be funny to me.

Patrick Bateman isn't going to be chasing me around my house naked with a chainsaw. Pennywise isn't talking to me from the sewers. Billy Loomis isn't going to call me up and ask me what my favorite scary movie is.

They. Aren't. Fucking. Real.

There are actual fans of real-life serial killers and school shooters, and what gets your feathers ruffled is a fictional character and their fans? Be serious!!

How can I like a certain character? Because I know the difference between reality and fiction. Next!

#billy hargrove #hes my special boy #absolute bullshit that there are people who exist who are SO obsessed with the morality #of strangers #and fictional characters #if youre worried about my soul #dont worry i dont have one #im not at church #i dont have to confess or justify or apologize #the funniest thing about this? #im also a big fan of characters that are 1000 times worse #yet ive never gotten any shit for liking them #i think your morality scale is broken my dudes #fandom wank #billy hargrove did not try to run over your cat or your friends #hes not real get a fucking grip

[marshmellowtea]

self shipping with damien in a way that’s distinctly tragic. self shipping with actor in a way that’s tormented but ultimately tender. self shipping with darkiplier in a way that’s strained. self shipping with wilford in a way that’s honestly kind of funny

#no this man does NOT know who i am and yes i DID sleep with him once and NO I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT MARK #damien the mayor #actor mark #darkiplier #wilford warfstache #y.n. tag #marshy selfships #the last two aren't really proper selfships tbh but the format of the post works better if i just call them that #dark and y.n. barely have a relationship y.n. mostly just stares at him sadly whenever they interact #torn between guilt at their existence (even though it wasn't really their fault) anger at what they did to them and the desire to help them #somehow even if they don't know HOW they would go about doing that #and with wilford y.n. is like he's fun :) and then they remember that technically that's the man who shot them and they're like hRK #but there's also at least one timeline where they did fuck which is the maybe the funniest addition to y.n.'s story i've made yet #for a variety of reasons akgjdskgl #anyway this post is really fucking stupid HLDKGDBSNKGJD #enjoy i guess

[searidings]

Hey there! Just curious if you’ve stumbled upon any new fanfics that you are loving?

hell yeah babey!!!!

if music be the food of love, play on and also you'll always find your way back home by lovepotionnumber5

also checking for updates on i want something just like this by @jazzfordshire and a history of wine by @seabiscuits-us and the bicep obsessed tennis au by ms huge rack @hrwinter like im checking the morning paper

#ok so. lovepotionnumber5. let's talk about them #if they have a tumblr i dont know it but fuck i'd like to #so they wrote a free solo au that is cinematic as all fuck and flawlessly combines two of my nichest interests #and i think i recced it already but honestly people are SLEEPING on it it's so so good yet so under-kudosed #so i was feeling my feelings today and felt like a reread and then i thought hey. i wonder if theyve written anything else #had a little look. saw another fic #read 'mob boss/jazz singer au' and promptly devoured the fuck out of it and let me just say #i was HOWLING #the funniest fucking dialogue in the world #'it's gonna be may' if you know you know and boy howdy i KNOW #go and read it like. i cannot stress this enough. wip or no wip. go and read jt #if i could eat a fic i would swallow that one whole #the characterisation i swear to god #i want to kiss lovepotionnumberfive's lillian luthor on the mouth #also kara and lena but we already knew that #i am reccing the shit out of this author don't try and stop me #lovepotionnumber5 if you're out there i'd die for you if you ever need it. jsyk #hope you're having a great day #asks #anonymous #my ficrecs

[codecicle]

[walks through the wall calmly, not breaking it but just VREOEOOOPPPPing through it] one of these days my absolute worst post is going to fucking break containment and i don't know if I'm ever going to be ready for that. is this seat taken? great thanks yeah no it's weird man. this whole thing is weird to me like one day it's inevitable that I'll break containment outside of fandom and just see horrible horrible takes in my notes that I just have to block and move because hold on wait a second what was that.

he's busting it down 140p style. alright then

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #my biggest post has about 2.5k and im never ready for something bigger than that #its not even funny. why was that the one to break it #AND MY OTHER 1k-ERS ARE BOTH CLIPS 😔 #i had the worlds best and funniest idea for a tumblr post in class a few days back and now ive completely forgot it. that felt like the one #but its lost to the void forever now i guess #this was also just an excuse to use this gif i tried so hard to resize it so it was just straight up tiny but tumble scales them back up #</3

[justatallstick]

ok so i was looking thru my schools manga section for gigs and shiggles and i found a neon genesis evangelion spin off where they’re all normal teenagers and it’s a typical rom com shounen and. i think i just found the funniest panel ever

#me when i have to team up with my girl enemy to defeat the gays #why is this the funniest manga panel i’ve read yet #(i’ve read like one and a half mangas) #neon genesis manga #neon genesis #neon genesis evangelion #manga #girlboss #btw this manga is bad and also terribly pedophilic and weird as HELL don’t read it

[rotisseries]

it's midnight my time so regardless of what time it is for you HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want to be the first birthday wish am i the first birthday wish. hello. i am the favourite mutual. anyway i know we tease a lot but u are truly one of my favourite people on this godforsaken earth and you make me laugh so much with ur silly whimsical and unsettling ways, a true clown and jester amongst men. i feel like i can start any joke no matter how insane and you won't hesitate to bounce back with it and that's such a fun dynamic to have with someone. i appreciate you and all that. ur an adult now!!!! that's so exciting even if i know ur a lil nervous about it, i promise it's not all doom and gloom and hopefully life's gonna open up a hell of a lot for you now. here's to another year of terrorising each other! love ya bestie, happy happy birthday (even if this is like 7 hours early) xxx

HIIIIII THANK YOUUUUU!! I'm answering this first so you won't get on my ASS even though there are other asks in my inbox now YES YOU WERE THE FIRST MUTUAL. it's only cause you're so impatient though🙄 if everyone waited until it was midnight their time theo would've had you best for sure. for the record you were only 5 hours early though. ANYWAY. THIS IS SO SWEEEEEEETTT WHO KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. UGH. I LOVE YOU TOO!!💖💖💖💖💖 TOP TEN MUTUAL FOR SURE I LOVE BEING INSANE WITH YOU BESTIE!! MY PERFECT PARTNER IN COMEDIC DUO AGHHH LOVE YOUUU!!

#I am looking forward to being 18 it sounds like such a strange and unusual thing to say. that I'm an adult. (not technically yet. 1 hour) #that's fucking crazy. but I'm hopeful #also I still haven't gotten to reading the tbos fic at the time of answering this btw so I just need you to know I am SO. EXCITED #you're my ride or die. who else would write me a vivisection for my birthday #ask #hella1975 #hi hella!🔪 #you're also one of my favorite people btw. can you believe. best thing about being 18 now my parents won't give a shit #if I have social media #which is GREAT because so often I find myself like wow I wanna tell my parents about my online friends #the things they say and do whatever I just want to tell them like “x said this today” #“I told y about this and they said the funniest thing!” and you are so often one of those people #you are one of my best friends fr UGHH I'M GETTING SAPPY. BUT YOU'RE SO AWESOME. ILY