#also if any of the owners see these clips and don’t want them here i will take them down

[chasesylvan]

the way this man and the whole band have me in a chokehold (pun intended)

(credit to: perfectly_misaligned on tiktok 😊)

#chase rambles #sleep token #ii #iv #also if any of the owners see these clips and don’t want them here i will take them down #just lemme know #^_^

[septembersghost]

Sorry for sending so many negative asks and you don’t have to answer the last two, or if you want to you can answer what I said about Gen Z on here. I had a hard year last year and can honestly say watching the Elvis movie in theaters, Austin’s great performance, and getting into Elvis helped me get through it. It just sucks going online for the past year and reading nothing but hateful and negative comments about Elvis and Austin on the internet, especially from holier than thou Gen Zers who have no problem stanning people who are way worse :/

going to begin with this screenshot i saved the other day, that truly just encapsulates a lot to me:

also this gif my friend chelsea shared with me of el banishing haters for us. 😊 begone!

i have a lot to say to this and am unsure where to begin, so allow me to start here:

I had a hard year last year and can honestly say watching the Elvis movie in theaters, Austin’s great performance, and getting into Elvis helped me get through it. <- first and foremost, WITH ALL MY HEART, this is the point. this is what's important. that experience belongs to you, and it's BEAUTIFUL and meaningful, and there's nothing that can or should take that away from you. i am SO glad you had the film and austin's stunning performance, and then discovering more in e himself to help you. the value in that is unbelievably special, and it's unique in all of us who discover that solace in art and hold onto it in our own ways. the film has come to mean more to me than i can express in silly little posts here, and i haven't had that for a long time.

i'm so sorry you were having a hard time, i understand in my own way. i didn't expect to even make it through last year myself. there is a particular depth of connection and some measure of healing that came with this that i can't explain except to say it exists on some spiritual level. idk if you were here when i wrote a post on the night of the grammys, but there's a significant part of myself that i'd been without for a long time, and maybe didn't even fully know was missing, that e almost immediately set back. as if that broken piece of stained glass mosaic was there, but had been knocked out of place, and when it was restored, the picture was more whole again, and i could breathe a bit easier. like a bridge over troubled water. you don't know what's lost 'til you find it! i sincerely hope that you're doing better now <333

i have to cut this because it's long. 💗

i don't know where exactly you're reading negative comments, maybe i've just been very fortunate to avoid them since i've encountered them so rarely and block the few i've seen immediately (and anyone who has anything negative to say about aus is deranged on some level, when he's unequivocally humble and kind in every interaction he has. the only things i've seen about him are inane voice comments, and not only is that not funny, and was never funny, it's also clear anyone who thinks that has never listened to a clip of elvis speaking for two seconds in their life, as they sound nothing alike! i hate that something which should only have been joyful and made him feel proud has made him self-conscious because the media can't ignore trolls on the internet. austin is such a genuine soul). regarding elvis himself, he was certainly a complex human being, but he was unquestionably a GOOD one. it takes so little time to discover exactly who he was and all that he stood for, all he did.

it's like i read a story yesterday about how, when he performed at the houston astrodome, the owner told him he didn't want black people onstage and to leave the sweet inspirations behind, and elvis was like, absolutely not, they're included or i walk, period. and then he had had them driven in a car around the arena so that everyone could see them. it's such a typical story for him (standing up for people he loved and what he believed in with a delightful dose of king shit defiant behavior). it's why it's so easy to dispel ANY claim of racism because he was distinctly anything but, and there are countless stories recounting why.

you said: To add to my comment, I can’t stand reading most zoomers opinions of Elvis because the takes are almost always misinformed and hateful yet they worship artists like (he who shall not be named, I sent you a previous anon about him) 🤷‍♀️

speaking as your millennial elder sister here, i assume they either erroneously believe he somehow mistreated people of color (could not be less true), "stole" his music and/or misappropriated culture (absolutely not the case, and if anything, he succeeded in BREAKING a lot of barriers), or the situation with priscilla. i've addressed cilla before, but anyone making that into a more salacious situation than it was is not HEARING her specifically. they victimize her without listening to a word she says about the life that is HERS. about things that were in place before they got married, about the love they had for one another. they victimize her without her consent and i find that really upsetting. they're also not hearing any of the other women he was ever romantically involved with who have shared about him extensively, nor the women who were around him platonically who adored him. or they're listening to GROSS unfounded lies perpetuated by alanna nash, who i'm on record despising. did he have some ingrained patriarchal concepts? sure. he was a white man born in 1935, but none of those ideas were outrageous and it's not fair to even weigh that against our social mores in 2023, when we've been without him for 46 years. he had tremendous respect and love (not merely in the physical way) for women. he had tremendous respect and love for PEOPLE. i think of myrna saying elvis would've loved her just the same, no matter what color she was, because of who he was. it's infuriating for that to be taken away from him by people who don't even bother to do their research or try to spend a moment lending him compassion and understanding.

not to play the whatboutism game, but the person you mention has FAR worse and actually credible allegations, and yet that gets waved off all the time. i could name...a number of very famous men who have concrete abuse allegations or stories of very dark/disturbing things, and it simply gets ignored. i could mention someone who's oft-revered who was also a misogynist, racist, antisemitic homophobe and gets very little criticism. it's crazy to me that elvis gets any of those accusations when there's documented proof of his charitable work for black people (and literally growing up with and attending church with and learning alongside of and befriending and defending!), for jewish people (including being a shabbos goy as a child!), his generosity and care for others, and so on. someone sent me an anon the other day saying they feel like people online hold him to an unfair double standard (and they referenced a different famous musician who is far more problematic), which i responded to here. the fact of the matter is, a lot of it is rooted in caricature and parody and unfair jokes/stereotypes, some of which is incorrect judgment of elvis as a human being, some of which is this idea that anyone from the south must be stupid and racist, which is wildly unfair. remember: YOU KNOW MORE THAN THEM. i KNOW it hurts and is depressing and feels bad to not be able to fight back and defend him and prove his worth to everyone who discounts him, but that's on them and they don't get it, which is their loss. tbh anyone who doesn't get it can fuck right off. you know what he means to you.

the thing about elvis is, he had this...all-encompassing need for connection and understanding, and there was some part of him always seeking that. be that spiritually, and in his deep faith and interest in many avenues of philosophical study/thought, or in his approach to love of any kind. he didn't want to be just one thing to people, he wanted to, in some way, be everything. which maybe is too much for anyone to strive towards, but it was in his essence. chelsea also recently told me elvis was very interested in all the different definitions of love - the greek words, storge, philia, eros, agape, etc, and i personally feel a strong connection to that because that's always captivated me too, not merely the differences, but the way they inform each other. how we express love in this world.

el having a temper or making some mistakes in his life does not negate the artistry he possessed, nor, on a much more personal level, the amount of good he did and heart and soul he shared with people. loved ones, family, romances, fans, he had this boundless sense of love.

which brings me to us. i mean it when i say i believe it would mean everything to him if he knew how many new people, ESPECIALLY young people, are discovering him and embracing him and remembering him.

going to quote chelsea again: "it's like the people who find him are the good ones, you know? the thoughtful, loyal, interesting ones who see him as a full person. which is all he ever wanted."

i believe, without question, that he would love us so much. i believe he was meant for us to find him. i believe it would touch his soul to know he's had an impact on us, or helped us make it through, or healed something in us in any way. that would be worth everything to him. and he's so alive in our hearts, and i know he's going to stay there. that's what has the meaning, that's what remains.

to repeat this post from the other day:

i was having a discussion with tam like five minutes before this tweet was posted, about the people who dismiss him or belittle him not understanding the truth of who he was, not loving him for the whole of him the way that we do, so when this was tweeted, it felt almost like a sign from the universe. no matter how loud the clamor of denial, WE know what that love truly is.

you decide where to put your love. you know what restores your spirit. that matters through everything. i believe he reached out to and moved austin for a reason, that that performance was meant to happen. and deep in my heart, i believe there's some light of his reaching back that sparks in ours.

#anonymous #letterbox #elvis presley #i was a dreamer #i love him sm :( #and ilyyyy and all my e besties. you are wonderful 💕💕💕 #i keep typing burned and not shined bc of if i can dream aklfdkjlfdg #* #NOT THE MUSIC CHOICE CHANNEL PLAYING 'LET IT BE ME' AS I POST THIS he's so. haunting me everywhere! daily! i hear you hi e <3 #sail on silver girl; sail on by #there must be lights burning brighter somewhere

[pr33tylul]

First part. I will be posting it on Wattpad and here but I’m gonna do a few more chapters first before I publish any of it but I hope you like the 1st chapter and also if you had any ideas and you wanna tell me send me in my inbox and I’ll answer them <3

“I’m warning you, Hermione keep that bloody beast of yours away from scabbers, or I’ll turn it into a tea cozy” “it’s a cat Ronald. What do you expect it’s in his nature.” “A cat? Is that what they told you, looks like a pig with hair” “that’s rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It’s alright crookshanks, you just ignore the mean little boy” “harry!” Ron said causing Hermione to turn around and look at him “harry!”

~~~~~~~~~~

“Egypt, what’s it like?” “brilliant loads of old stuff like mummies, tombs, even scabbers enjoyed himself” “you know Egyptians used to worship cats” Hermione piped into Harrys and Ron’s conversation “along with the dung beetle.”

“Not flashing that clipping about

again, are you, Ron?” They look to see the Weasley twins “I haven’t shown anyone!”

“No, not a soul. Unless you count Tom. The day maid. The night maid. The cook. The bloke that came to fix the toilet. That wizard from Belgium. Fred said, the both of them sitting next to each other.

Dahlias pov

Walking into the leaky cauldron with mrs Weasley I look around the room until I spot a familiar raven haired boy “harry!” I say walking towards him. He looked around standing up and I pulled him into a hug when I pull apart from him and I see his face has gone bright red. “Dahlia..it’s great to see you” he rubbed his neck, Mrs Weasley making her way to Harry.

“Harry!” She said putting her hand in his shoulder “Mrs Weasley” “good to see you dear”

“Good to see you too” “now, got everything you need?” “Yes” “yes? All your books” “it’s all upstairs” “and all of your clothes” “everything’s there” “good boy” “thank you” Mrs Weasley leaves us as mr Weasley says “Harry Potter” “mr Weasley” they shake hands and I smile to give them some space speaking to Hermione and Ginny. “Harry, wonder if I might have a word” “yeah, sure” they walk past the table

“Dahlia” “good morning mr weasley” I say before watching the both of them walk into a corner.

Harry’s pov

“Looking forward to a new term” “yeah should be great.” Harry. “There are some within the

Ministry who would strongly discourage me from divulging what I'm about to tell you. But I think you need to know the facts. Because you're in danger. Grave danger.” My eyes looked at the poster next to me “Has this anything to do with him, sir?” “Harry, what do you know about Sirius black?” That he escaped from Azkaban, That he killed someone. “Harry 13 years ago when you stopped..” “voldermort?” I finished for him “don’t say his name” he looked at me rather quickly when I said it “sorry” “Black lost everything. But he remains a loyal servant to this day. In his mind, only you stand in the way of…you know who.”

“In Black's mind, only you stand in the way of... You-Know-Who returning to power. That's why he's broken. That's why he's broken out of Azkaban. To find you. And-” I cut him off “kill me” mr Weasley nodded at me Harry. “I want you to swear that whatever you might hear

you won't go looking for Black.” Mr. Weasley, “why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?”

~~~~~~~~~~

As the HOGWARTS EXPRESS BLEATS ITS HORN, the milling horde of students. Parents hurry their children onboard, tiny siblings wave goodbyes... and Mr. Weasley dashes through the throng and up to an open train

Window. “Ron!” She called out as she was holding scabbers. Ron poking his head out taking him. “Don’t loose him!” She shouted as the train started to move.

Dahlias PoV

The aisle teems with students. Harry, dahlia, Ron and Hermione work their way down the aisle, looking for an empty compartment “well I didn’t mean to blow her up it sorta just happened.” Harry said as he looked “brilliant!” Ron laughed as Hermione said “honestly Ron it’s not funny, Harry’s lucky enough to not have been expelled.” “Actually think he’s lucky enough to not have been arrested” i say “come in everywhere else is full” Harry opened the door to see a man in robes snuggled into the corner of the compartment near the window. They sit down. Dahlia next to the man and next to Harry. “Who’d you reckon he is” Ron said looking at the man “Professor R.J lupin” Hermione said. “My father” i say looking at hat them all. You know everything. How is it she knows everything? “It’s on his suitcase Ronald” Hermione said rolling her eyes. “Is he really asleep?” Harry says “yeah looks like it, what’s going on” I say looking at him “I have to tell you lot something” he closed the door.

Rain hits on the window, as it looks horribly foggy. Dark grey clouds up into the sky making outside look very gloomy. “Let me get this straight. Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban to come after you?” Ron said stricken. “Yes” he skimpy answered “but they will catch black won’t they?” Hermione said “I mean…eventually it’s Azkaban we are talking about” i say “Sure -- Of course, no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before and he's a raving, murderous lunatic” looking at Harry’s face he looked a bit panicked. I couldn’t blame him. I had reached my hand out to try calm him but before I do the train stopped. “Why we stopping? We can’t be there yet” Hermione says as she looks at me “maybe we’ve broken down?” I look at Harry as he gets up and opens the compartment door only to be pushed back down again. The lights flicked once then the lights were off. The carriage was dark and I wasn’t able to see anything. “What's going on?”

Ron said as he’s moving around “ouch! Ronald that was my foot” “There's something moving out there. I think... people are coming aboard. Ron says I’m a scared way. My heart starts to race a little, not liking this one bit. The train moves backwards again causing me to knock into Harry “sorry” I say blushing a bit. “It’s okay” he looked at me “bloody hell what’s happening” Ron was now freaking out.

Suddenly I looked closely to see a kinda black figure walking Into our carriage. Crookshank hisses as I watch it suck out Harry’s soul, my dad standing it up and muttering a spell to make it go away. Looking at Harry he had fallen unconscious in my lap. Looking at my dad I say “help him, please”

The train was back moving, “dahlia you okay?, are you hurt” I smile “no dad I’m fine, thank you” Harry now waking up I look down as he opens his eyes, his meeting with mine “Harry? Harry, are you all right? He nods. Sits up.” I give him his glasses as he realises that his head was just in my lap and he blushes. “Harry, you glasses” I give them to him “thanks” he smiles. “Here eat this, don’t worry it’s chocolate” lupin passes him the chocolate. Harry takes it and bites into it “sir, what exactly was that thing?” “It was a dementor, one of the Gards of Azkaban, searching the train for Sirius black now if you’ll excuse me I need to have a little word with the driver, I suspect we will be arriving soon” he walks out the compartment.

He turned to look at the three of them “what happened to me?” “ll, you sort of went... rigid.

We thought maybe you were having a fit or something” Ron says still clearly panicked about what just happened. “And did any of you pass out” he said as he looked at me “no I didn’t pass out no, none of us did” i say “I felt weird…like I’d never be cheerful again but…” Hermione had shook her head no. “but someone was screaming. A woman” he said placing a hand on his arm i say “no woman was screaming Harry” I got comfortable next to him for the rest of the ride and before we know it we were there getting out into carriages to be brought up to the hogwarts entrance.

#harry james potter #harry potter x reader #harry potter x you #harry potter x y/n #harry potter #Ron Weasley #Remus lupin

[kelanasstuff]

the one with the chat pt. 2

slightly smut.

Friday has always been your favourite day of the week, the ambience at work always so amusing with your co-workers finishing their work so they can home early or to go someplace else to unwind on the approaching weekends.

You’re sitting at your desk finishing your weekly report, one by one your co-workers leave the office there are only few people left on their desk, eyes focus on their computer, and one of them is Jungkook. You take a glance at his desk, he’s wearing a black shirt with his sleeve tattoos full on display, he looks as handsome as ever. It’s been years since the two of you shared a not-so-safe-for-work banter through your instagram’s dm, but you two were never act on it and just leave it as it is. you two still hanging out with bunch of other co-workers but then that just it.

You shake your head and back to your work, it’s almost 5 p.m. and it seems you can’t leave the office any time soon. You look around again and you don’t see Jungkook on his desk. You let sigh, kind of disappointed with his no presence in the room.

“hey, what chu doing?” a familiar voice asking you teasingly, you look up to see the face of the owner of the voice, grinning at you.

“can’t tell you, it’s classified” you humour him. He laughs and pull a chair so he can sit next to you. He sits so close you can smell his cologne, it’s intoxicating; in a good way.

“I was about to leave but then I see you still here so I came to say hey,” he explains, eyes on you.

“you mean bye? assuming you’re leaving after this.”

“no, heyy, with two y’s, I think I’m going to stay for a while here. If that’s okay of course,”

“I wouldn’t mind a company. This report starting to look like a pain in the ass. I could use a good distraction.” you lift your eyebrow and smile.

“so, are you going to Ryan’s?” He reaches something from your desk behind you - a paper clip, his arm close to your face. You clear your throat, suddenly feel very dry.

“I don’t think I could go, I have dinner reservation at this pretentious but also great restaurant with my friends.”

“Friends? no boyfriend?”

“No boyfriend. Just couple of friends.”

“No boyfriend as in he’s not coming or—“

“No boyfriend as in I’m not seeing anyone, Jungkook.” you can see his expression shifted, it’s almost like a relief.

“Can I ask you question?” He’s grinning

“Sure..” you relax on your chair, but then Jungkook pulled your chair closer to him. You can feel the heat on your face despite the cold AC in your room.

“Do you remember that time we had inappropriate banter in your DM, or was I tripping?” He look into your eyes. The way he looks at you, not only you feel the heat on your face but also down to your inner thighs.

“erm.. yeah.. I remember.. I still keep it in my DM” you licked your lips and he stare at it shamelessly, he moves your chair closer again.

“You know.. I remembered that day I was rock hard that day, and saw you in the office only make it harder.”

“pun intended?” you laugh, mindlessly moved his strain of hair from his forehead, “sorry..” you stop your hand touching his hair, he shakes his head.

“do you wanted that to happen? because I do…” he trails off.

“I wanted that to happen too, Jungkook.” you whispered, his eyes glistened, he moves closer and closes the distance between the two of you to press his lips to yours. He kisses you gently but passionate, he bit your bottom lip, you open your mouth allowing his tongue to enter. His tongue pressing against yours, sends your mind into the misty haze.

You breakaway from the kiss, “took you long enough to do that,” he smirks looking at your swollen lips, “and I will regret that for the rest of my life.” he leans in to kiss you again. He kiss you deep and you just melt into the kiss, he trails down and kisses your neck, he licks and suck deep your collarbone.

“Jungkook, wait.. I— I have that dinner reservation,” he groans, out of breathe Jungkook stop and look at you, his thumb caressing your bottom lip.

“as much as I enjoyed that but I should go,” you take his hands and kiss them.

“okay.. but can I do this to you again?” He kiss your lips one time, two times again.

“of course.. and maybe we can do some other stuff later..” you kiss his corner lips.

“I promise you it’ll be soon. I have waited long enough to kiss you.”

“okay, I should go.”

“text me later?”

“I’ll send you the inappropriate text from the restaurant.”

“and I’ll send you my rock hard dick pic from bed.”

“it’s a deal.”

He kisses you one last time before you go.

#jungkook #sorry for bad grammar #it's been a while since i wrote whatever this is

[pinksparklelps]

tw animal death 

I decided to reread the comics by JennyJinya and I couldn’t stop crying at all of it

so I decided to tell you all about my little guys that I hope are well with Death

Azure was my first ever pet, a budgie. He was always so sweet. He’s the reason birds are and will always be my favorite animal. I researched all about budgies when we got him, and wrote down everything, filling up three sheets of paper i taped to the wall over his cage. He was so fluffy, so cute, and I had the honor of being his favorite human. I loved to hold him, or have him on my shoulder.

Soon after getting Azure, we got Prism; another budgie. She was there because budgies are social. It may not have looked like it to some people, but they were best friends. Younger me also loved the thought of them having little budgie babies haha. She followed Azure wherever he went, and loved me just as much as he did. I held them together quite often, and had to chase Prism through the living room and kitchen just to get her back in the cage. Eventually figured out that having Azure inside would lure her in too lol. A picture of my two best friends was what kept me happy when I was in the mental hospital. They made me happy when I thought I couldn’t be.

I still remember when I was sitting in my room, when my mom came in to gently tell me that Azure was gone. But he wasn’t alone. He just slowly got into my moms hand, and was gone. Prism knew he wouldn’t be back. I didn’t want it to be true. I wish that we had him buried here instead of our old house, so he could be with the others.

We got Winter the same day that Azure left us. I chose her because the moment I laid eyes on her, she just felt really special. She’s our little spider-bird, always climbing all over the cage. Prism loved her as well, almost acting like a mother to Winter. It was me, the bird whisperer, who had the job of keeping the birds calm when we moved here. I was able to have them stay with me in my room.

A bit after at christmas, my parents got me and my sister hamsters. She has Tubby, who’s still alive, and I had Zoomie. Zoomie was a dwarf robo, and I loved him so much. I could see him often because of how I stay up at night. He loved his wheel. Even at the pet store, all he would do is run around the cage and run on the wheel. I did everything I could to let him be comfortable.

It was 2021 in December when we had two losses. It was often for me to hear the birds flapping and chirping at night, but one night it gave me a really bad feeling, and I just had to check. Prism was clinging to the side of the cage, except one leg wasn’t really gripping onto the bars. I grabbed her, seeing how she wouldn’t put any weight on that leg, and got worried. I quickly got to searching things up, and all of the possibilities worried me. Birds, being prey animals, don’t show weakness. It’s only when they can’t hide it anymore that you can see it. There were no vets for birds and it was late at night, so we just kinda had to hope. I spent everyday worried, and checked on her frequently. It got to the point where she could only sit in the corner of the cage, having trouble breathing. I picked her up, letting Winter see her as I shushed Prism and told her it’d be okay. She died in my hands. We got Sundew that same day.

It was days after losing Prism, when I had a horrible feeling about Zoomie. I rushed over to his cage, trying to coax him out. I opened the bottom half on the cage, and started digging around, and found him dead in the bedding. I didn’t want to let him go. I couldn’t move. I could only cry and gently stroke his fur. We had to bury him because the ground was frozen. A couple days later we got Bandit and Midnight, guinea pigs that were surrendered because their old owners couldn’t care for them anymore.

Sundew was an adult when we got him, iris visible and head lines gone. His wings were clipped very short, so it took a while before he was able to fly. He loves to be around Winter, and I often find him on her swing at night. Bandit and Midnight were so sweet. Bandit was skittish, and immediately claimed the hide as his den. Midnight loved to cuddle, he even cuddled right up to me at the pet store when we were getting them.

April was a horrible month for me. Everything was going wrong and I was having a bad depressive episode. My mom and me found Midnight having trouble getting up, and he wouldn’t eat. We had to feed him through a syringe (or something) just to get him the nutrients he needs. We found out it was bloat, and planned on taking him to a vet. But it was late at night, so it wasn’t open. That day was specifically my birthday, April 13. I stayed downstairs to sleep on the couch, because I couldn’t leave him. It was around 4 am when my mom woke me up to tell me that Midnight was gone. He was laying peacefully in his igloo when he died. I got to hold him one last time. I went back upstairs to sleep more, before we went to the store to get Reeses and Marshmallow, babies so that we could have them longer.

I have a playlist of pet loss songs, just to sing them. I hope that they’re still here, and can hear me singing to them, so they know how much they all mean to me.

[roguemonsterfucker]

My parents got the pair of cockatiels mainly because the idea of getting a bonded pair was very appealing. They do best in pairs or groups, so that would have saved a lot of work of introduction.

Come to find out, they’re not bonded. They hate each other. The youngest of the two has no tail feathers because of the older one bullying them.

The previous owner tossed two unrelated cockatiels together a few weeks ago and just hoped for the best. I guess no one told them about introductions.

They were in a too small cage (it was actually sizable compared to what I normally see but still far too small for two birds) and so they fought.

So now we have to separate them, which complicates my parents’ plans. They were really hoping to have two birds that could live in one cage. But now it’s looking like that won’t be the case, at least for now.

I laid out an attack plan for my mom where we separate them for now and try to do proper introductions going forward.

Because the thing is, they can’t live in a big cage right now anyways. Both have been heavily wing clipped and one is missing every single tail feather. So a small cage is actually good for them right now for safety reasons. So I have two small cages I’ll lend them and while we wait for their wings and tails to grow back, we let them get to know each other at a distance. We work with them together. But we don’t let them live together unsupervised.

And maybe hopefully if we’re lucky, in a few months when their feathers come back, they’ll be able to move into a giant cage together and get along fine.

We have also tossed around the idea of mixing and matching our cockatiels. Like obviously Bandit is mine and won’t go anywhere. He’s bonded to me and he’s too aggressive and skittish to do well with my parents and sister. But we’ve only had Ducky a few days and she’s super sweet so she’d be a good fit for what my sister wants in a bird. So if Ducky got along well with one of the new additions, I could take the other to introduce to Bandit and my parents could keep Ducky with their bird.

We’re just gonna play it by ear and see 1. what’s best for the birds and 2. what works best for my family’s situation. They can’t afford to have a bird that could bite or at all be dangerous, so if any become like that, they’ll be coming to my house.

All the birds have a home here regardless. If things don’t work out with my family, I assured them I would take any of the cockatiels.

Actually my dad was vaguely considering a conure instead until I told him under no circumstances would I be able to take it if that didn’t work out lol. I love the idea of a conure, but after doing a lot of research, I decided they simply wouldn’t fit with my lifestyle. Cockatiels are a much better fit for me.

All that to say, these birds will be loved and cared for regardless of how things end up. Either they’ll be at my house or stay with my parents, but they won’t be rehomed unless for some reason all of us are just rendered unable to take care of them.

[dimensionhoppinghybrids]

The truth behind the lies part 3/3

Previous part

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Joseph sat in an office, it was rather spartan, but functional. It was in a peace officer department.

A Magnezone was usually the face of the police department due to how their magnets were highly efficient in holding down criminals, but they weren't the force of the police, and rescue teams were those that could in certain ways act where the police couldn't and help uphold the law. And freelancers? Mercenaries, or viewed so for the most part.

It was why that when Joseph sat in front of a rather large and sturdy desk that belonged to the Arcanine chief of this department, its owner did not look happy to see him.

Though Joseph was known by reputation, it didn't mean he was liked by everyone, and Joseph knew that a mercenaries status and subsequent distrust was well earned, but that also followed with any police force. After all, there were bad eggs everywhere you went. It was inescapable. But what you could do was to mitigate things as best you could. But it was unavoidable unfortunately.

The two looked at each other in a growing and tense silence, as Joseph had come here with important information. He had even shut the curtains and made sure the door was locked and no one was trying to listen in on them.

Because this information couldn't get out.

"You have something for me?" The Arcanine asked in a gruff and clipped tone.

Joseph looked at the Arcanine carefully, taking in the scars that had been earned in many a fight against crime, and the dog wore them like his own badges of honor.

He gauged the canine for any hint of duplicity or treachery as he slowly spoke.

"I need your help." Joseph spoke, and his words caused the dog to bark in a laugh that was full of scorn and disbelief.

"You? Help? HAH!" He barked out. "What would you want our help, or rather, my help, freelancer?" The canine asked with sarcasm.

He didn't believe that this odd Umbreon needed his help for anything.

He was about to to dismiss him outright when Joseph laid a tin box in front of him and opened it roughly so that the Arcanine could look inside, the look that Joseph gave made the Arcanine pause, the air serious and his professionalism kicked in as he looked inside, and then gave a strangled gasp as he looked at the contents inside.

The pictures didn't need description, and neither said a word as the Arcanine drew back. He was about to ask; "Where-" but his question was strangled with a shake of a head and a finger to lips, with a head motion to outside.

The Arcanine got the hint after several moments of him digesting the information. After that, Joseph closed the lid, and put it back into his pack, his arms folding as his muzzle took an ugly expression of anger and frustration.

That was enough to tell the Arcanine his feelings. They could be acted... no. That anger that the police chief saw in that one good eye couldn't be faked. As much as the police chief hated freelancers, this wasn't something he could ignore.

"Alright." He said finally, his breathing stabilizing as he got a hold of himself. "Where do we start?" He asked.

After Joseph made sure that they could talk in private without anyone overhearing their conversation with a spell set into the door, Joseph explained what he'd found, and why he had come to this particular branch.

"You can't be serious!" Barked the Arcanine now that he was free to speak. "You're telling me that the convicted murderer actually did it in self defense!" He said as he looked at Joseph. It wasn't that he didn't believe him, it was the fact this case was considered buried! It was supposed to have been buried and gone absolutely cold.

"The evidence don't lie." Joseph argued. "Along with many witness reports-"

"FROM TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN!" The chief retorted, trying to make the Umbreon see sense. "You know they will never let it hold in court!"

"But I have now EVIDENCE!" Argued Joseph as he slammed his fist into the desk, rattling it hard. It was used to this treatment, but still!

They argued like that, back and forth. You'd think they'd be at each others necks. But both wanted the same thing; Justice. Proper justice. But there were rules, and they had to beat each other over with the arguments to form a plan, a proper plan.

"You are driving me into an early grave!" Snapped the arcanine. A glass of strong brandy had been brought out, and he’d had two glasses.

This was his third, and Joseph had abstained.

"Yeah, good luck dying that easy." Snarked the Umbreon.

They were silent for a while as the two settled into an uncomfortable thought process of what the two had argued over.

"I can't believe I'm seeing this case over again." He grumbled.

He had only been a rookie when he had seen the original scene. Straight out of the academy and wanting to be a detective. That first case had been a humdinger of a case. The supposed murderer apprehended, then bailed out before he could be put into a proper prison. It had been a mess then, and it was a bigger mess now. He had always felt like things had been solved too easily. He had seen the traumatized kids, and heard their statements, yet it was all swept under the rug. The delusions of kids in shell shock and needing adults to come in and help pick up the pieces. Even when he inquired, he was stonewalled as just a too curious rookie. And now it was all crashing around him. The truth. The truth that was so hard to swallow.

"You know what this will mean, yes?" Asked the police chief. "I will help you. Because I can't just look past this. Not.. not with those." He said, the memory of the pictures still fresh in his mind. The thought alone made him want to void his stomach and snap the dogs neck for what he'd done.

"I know." Joseph said with a sigh. "And its something I'm prepared to bear as a burden." Joseph said, though his hearts lay heavy on his chest for what he'd do.

"And that they'll still need to answer for much. Even if we can cut the sentence down with this new evidence, they'll still to answer for their crimes as criminals." The Arcanine told him. Like hell he could let them off scot-free.

"I know." Joseph nodded again. "I discussed it with them, and they are ready for that. But these charges? Its the biggest thing that has haunted them. All of their lives. And they are good people. And yes, I know, you'll suggest they are faking it, but they aren't." He promised. "They are good people. Good people that want to do good to others that deserve it.” He said as he shook his head, remembering how he met the trio.

“So I want to help them. Truly I do. But to help them I have to do this. And the truth, as you know, needs to be revealed. If we allow this to be hidden.. then how many other children are we damning to the same fate?” He asked the police chief, and the large canine looked away at Joseph’s question, as it was a fair point made.

Not able to answer the question from the Umbreon, as he knew it was already one they both knew already, he let the silence linger on. They had been for hours, and none of his officers had barged in. Probably wanted too, but he wasn’t in any danger, so it was why they hadn’t tried.

“Alright.” The arcanine said. “I have already agreed to help you, and we now have an argument to make. You have a few reliable witnesses, yes?” He asked and Joseph nodded. “At least where it counts.” He said as he gave the Arcanine a the card he had gotten from Bunny. “Please, talk to this therapist. Inquire about Bunny.” He said as he looked to the Arcanine, who gave him a strained look. “Why me?” He asked, as if wondering why he would push this on him, even as a police chief.

“Because.” Joseph said as he looked at the Arcanine with a sad look. “Because I have hurt that young woman enough, and with someone official calling this therapist, she will know its legitimate. She won’t think I have put false hopes into her patient, as the two have probably talked already.” He told the Arcanine. “My reputation may be vast, but its not infallible, and shouldn’t be either. But with someone like you? Trust will come more easy, not me.” He told him.

Joseph may be wrong on that, but he also wanted to allow the police to be the heroes that they deserved to be in this situation. Allow them to take the charge as they always have. Adventurers and rescue teams were brave enough, but the police force didn’t get enough credit as it was. At least that was Joseph’s thinking.

“Alright. I’ll do what I can.” He said as he took the card, and gave Joseph a nod as he prepared to leave.

After dismissing the silencing spell, and going out the door, several officers came in to check on their chief, and he tried to dispel their worries. But they smelled the drink on him, and saw that he looked... tired. They knew that whatever the freelancer had brought up with their chief, it hadn’t been good news.

So, slowly but mulishly. His subordinates filed away one by one out the door. When they were all gone, he took one more glass of his brandy and swigged it down in one go. The burn left a sour taste in his mouth this time. A taste that left him feeling ashen and sick. He looked at the bottle for a while before stashing it away in his desk drawer. Putting it as far as it could go in the back so he could forget it, and went to make some calls. Some very hard calls. First he called the therapist, then his own supervisor, and brought it up the chain from there. He had a good reputation, and thus, things worked rather quickly since it was him backing it up.

But even then, it took a month to get everything situated and ready, and somehow, that damned freelancer knew before he could be told.

So the doors of the jury hall creaked open, the chairs in the hall itself filled with Pokemon, and the high seats taken by the council of leaders from the adventure teams and guilds, representing their interests, as well the chief of police, a very strict looking meinshao. All present over the charges of one deceased Guildmaster Granbull.

And finally walking in was Joseph, now closing the creaking doors in this opulent and vast hall, his defiant gaze reaching up to those present.

The atmosphere was tense and quiet as he walked in and took his seat as the defense for Ruric, Jack, and Vivienne who had gone incognito for months now. No one knowing where they had disappeared too. And now, they would answer for their supposed and actual crimes.

But one question lay on those in the hall. Who of the two sides would win?

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Catch it all on the new Dragon ball Z!

Sorry! Had too! Need to do this in two parts, cause its already rather long. Working on it now!

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Arrma Big Rock V3 Review. Top Secrets Why You Should Buy It!

Do you have an Arrma Granite and you want to upgrade it to a bigger level? Well, don’t do that, just get an Arrma Big Rock, Here is why…

If you’re familiar with Arrma RC cars, then you already know or have the Arrma Granite 4×4.

As we mentioned in its full review, this RC car is amazing and does a great job when it comes to speed and handling as well as the affordable price.

What about something more powerful? I bet you already thought about upgrading your Granite to be better. Why don’t you get an Arrma Big Rock? It is really powerful.

However, does it really worth that price? Is it worth upgrading from a Granite to an Arrma Big Rock?

On the other hand, if you’re a beginner, is the Arrma Big Rock worth it?

Well, in this article, we have two types of profiles that you may be one of them. The first one is the Granite Owners that want to upgrade, and the second profile is the beginners that think about it as their first RC car.

If you’re one of these two profiles, you should definitely read this article because you’ll get answers to all your questions.

Let’s get started in the next few lines…

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Read Also: Arrma Felony Full Review. Is It Worth It? (Not What You Think)

Arrma Big Rock Design

Arrma Big Rock Body

The Arrma Big Rock body is a pickup, a badass-looking pickup that nothing can stop on its way.

With a greatly designed headlight on top and bottom as well as a big grill. Unfortunately, despite having a great design, they’re still just stickers. It would be cooler if they were real.

In addition to that, there is a huge bumper covering from edge to edge.

On the hood, there are two clips to fix the body on the shock towers of the chassis.

On top, unfortunately, there are no skids to protect the Arrma Big Rock body in case of a flip-over. But, you don’t need to worry about this since the chassis is so wide.

This means that it is hard for this RC beast to flip over which is good.

When it comes to the rear, there are also two red lights with the Arrma Logo in the middle. Their design looks fantastic, especially that vertical style!

I can’t ignore the rear bumper that looks really powerful. You can really rely on it.

Right down the bumper, you will find the wheelie bar that comes with the Arrma Big Rock. It will help you keep your balance while accelerating fast.

It’s so useful especially that it is stronger than the previous version. Now, you don’t have to worry about breaking or bending it. It’s so powerful.

The body is well-designed and looks good. You can always change it whether because of breaking or for changing color.

It does come painted with blue and matte black that looks amazing.

What about the chassis?

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Arrma Big Rock Chassis

As mentioned before, the chassis of the Arrma Big Rock doesn’t have a big ground clearance and comes with big wheels which makes it hard to flip over.

The chassis has been hardened and became better than the last version, this will help you better handle the high jumps and the crashes that will definitely do with this Arrma Big Rock!

By mentioning the jumps, we must also mention the shocks and the suspension system that is the first responsible for handling them!

These shocks are oil-filled and have Silicone O-rings for better performance and reliability.

When it comes to the arms, they’re wider than the previous version to increase the handling that we talked about before.

On top of the shocks, there are the shock towers that you can adjust so that you can elevate the level of the body or put it down, this feature is useful sometimes!

Once you see the middle of the chassis, you will see those big side walls that contain the internal parts inside.

These big walls are so important to keep the dust and the mud from damaging the motor and the ESC.

There is also that big central driveshaft with plastic support around it for extra protection.

Other than that, the Arrma Big Rock comes with all the other parts that any Arma RC car has.

It does come with a motor, an ESC, a central driveshaft that we mentioned before as well as a battery place and a more powerful servo than the previous version.

The great thing about this chassis is how organized it is. You can literally distinguish between the different parts with no confusion. Also, you can always fix and change those parts easily.

In general, this chassis is amazing and stronger than the last version. It is definitely not the best out there, but, I highly recommend it for bad bashers.

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Arrma Big Rock Performance

Here is something that shocked me about the Arrma Big Rock, it can reach up to 50mph. This is a huge speed, especially for an off-roading RC car like this one.

To reach that speed, the Arrma Big Rock comes with a Spektrum™ Firma™ 3200Kv brushless motor with a BLX100 2S/3S waterproof ESC that is also brushless.

You can add a 2s or 3s Lipo battery to this Arrma Big Rock and go all out.

By the way, these batteries don’t come included in the box, here are the recommended ones that you should buy:

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When it comes to speed and handling, this beast is amazing. You don’t have to worry about the motor heating because it domes women with a heatsink as well as a fan to keep it cool.

Even if you flip it over, the body and the chassis can easily handle that.

Is there anything you should do to make the Arrma Big Rock function?

No, all you need is to take it out of the box, add a 2s/3s Lipo battery, and you’re ready to go. Also, you can reach 50mph directly after putting the batteries.

The Arrma Big Rock servo has also been updated to become so much better than the previous version. In fact, It’s a metal-geared digital waterproof servo from Spektrum. It can produce 15% more torque than the previous one!

Arrma Big Rock 3s Tires

Tires are a big part of an RC car in order to perform well. They might help you drive better or worse!

The Arrma Big Rock 3s tires have two sides: a good side and a bad one.

On the bad side, these tires are well built which is good.

However, they have a high grip ability, so, if you drive the Arrma Big Rockon a normal road, what happens is that it’s hard to control that RC car because of the speed, also, the high grip doesn’t allow the Arrma Big Rock to slide and maintain balance, which means, it will be upside down in no time!

On the other hand, these tires work perfectly off-road and you’ll have a great time enjoying the drive.

So, what is the solution for the on-road tires?

Well, all you need is to get other tires with less grip. Otherwise, it’s not really necessary if you’re able to control your new Arrma Big Rock since it is possible. It’s just a matter of time.

By the way, don’t consider this an inconvenience about this RC car because it is really fun to drive it on-road and discover its full strength and top speed!

Here is another great thing about the Arrma Big Rock tires, they’re vented tires that stop the dirt from getting in as well as allow water to escape. That’s so cool.

Arrma Big Rock Maintenance

Some Arrma RC cars are really hard to fix and maintain, and this is because of their complex composition like the Arrma Kraton and the Felony (in some parts) which requires an expert or at least an intermediate in order to look into it.

In the Arrma Big Rock case, it’s different. You have one of the easiest to-fix chassis in the Arrma RC cars.

Whether you’re a beginner or an expert, you can always distinguish between the parts and change them yourself.

So, the Arrma Big Rock maintenance can be easily done.

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Arrma Big Rock Systems

Any RC car should have some systems in place in order to help you, the driver, have a better experience and control easily your RC beast.

Some of the best systems that come with some Arma RC cars is the Active Vehicle Control (AVC). This system helps you with maintaining the balance and prevents your RC car from sliding and losing control.

Unfortunately, this system is only available in high-end Arrma RC cars like the Kraton and the Felony.

It is true that an RC car such as the Arrma Big Rock that is hard to control on-road needs such a system, but you can still figure it out without it. Plus, it’s so fun to have an uncontrolled beast to control!

On the other hand, the Arrma Big Rock comes with the SPEKTRUM™ 3-CHANNEL SLT3™ 2.4GHZ RADIO AND SLR300 WATERPROOF RECEIVER which is a new update as well.

It is not compatible with the Spektrum Dashboard App that shows you everything about your RC car through your smartphone, but, it does come with something that you will really enjoy if you’re a beginner or if you have kids.

It’s called the throttle mode, this mode allows you to limit the power of acceleration to 50% or 75% depending on your situation. This way, if you have kids, you avoid the danger of hurting someone or hurting yourself.

Arrma Big Rock Upgrades

As we mentioned before in the maintaining section, the Arrma Big Rock is so easy to maintain and can be a great source for you to learn how to maintain an RC car. What about the Arrma Big Rock parts? Are they available?

Definitely yes, one of the great things about the affordable and the medium-priced RC car is the availability of their parts.

Not only that, but they’re also affordable as well, which means, you don’t need to worry about losing so much money after breaking it!

You can find everything about the Arrma Big Rock parts from Alloy shocks, Aluminum Suspension Arms, driveshafts as well as the steering parts, and more.

Even in the replacement process where you have to unplug this part and put that part is easy! Many parts don’t need any screws, just detach them, or you can detach a whole unit using one screw.

Now we can talk about a beginner-friendly RC car!

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Annoying Things About The Arrma Big Rock

Nothing in this world is perfect, no RC car is perfect and so the Arrma Big Rock is!

Despite the high performance and the user-friendly features that this RC car comes with, there are some annoying things you should know before buying.

Nobody skids or internal cage: This is really disappointing, especially for an RC car that can reach 50 mph. This is a high speed that requires some protection. The body doesn’t have any protection in case of flipping over which can be a bit concerning.

No Spektrum Dashboard App: The bad thing about this feature is the fact that is only available in the high-end RC cars as mentioned before. It’s not necessary to enjoy playing though!

Despite having these bad sides, the Arrma Big Rock still has lots and lots of great features that you can take advantage of!

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Great Things About the Arrma Big Rock

The Adjustable Shock Tower: This feature comes with almost all Arrma RC cars, so, it is still worth mentioning since you can control it as you wish.

Parts Easy-access: As we brought up earlier about the Arrma Big Rock’s easy maintenance, it’s one of the best features that you can rely on as a beginner.

Affordable and Available Upgrading Parts: You can find all the parts you need for the Arrma Big Rock just by looking at Amazon. They’re also cheap and affordable.

Arrma Big Rock Price

For such an RC car to have all these features, this performance and handling, and these affordable aftermarket parts, it is really something worth looking into.

And here is a big surprise! The Arrma Big Rock price is so affordable. In fact, this could be your first Arrma RC car. You’ll definitely love it.

The Arrma Big Rock is really a great bargain at that price.

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So, Should You Buy It?

As I said before, It is true that this Arrma Big Rock’s features are limited. However, the ability of this RC car is way greater than its price.

So, if you already have the Granite 4×4 and want to have a better deal with better fun and enjoyment, you should definitely go for the Arrma Big Rock.

Also, if you’re a beginner and want to know more about RC cars not just in terms of driving and having fun, but also in terms of knowing how they work, this RC car will be the best thing you’ll ever choose.

In addition to beginners, this RC car can be the best RC for your kid. Just limit it to 50%, and let him play all day!

So, what do you think? Is this RC car worth it for you? If yes, why? If no, what’s the reason?

I would love to see and discuss it with you in the comments below.

See you later…

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Read Also: ARRMA Infraction V2 Review. Everything You Need To Know!

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So I’ve been playing a lot of skyrim lately, because it’s video game comfort food, and I decided it was time for my Redguard Dovahkiin to settle down. (Actually I specifically just wanted to be able to adopt some of the random orphans you meet because I felt guilty about them, but you need to be married before you can do that so that there’s someone at home to take care of the kids while you’re off galivanting).

So I travelled around a bit, chatting up likely looking npcs until I found one I both liked and didn’t feel guilty about marrying (I feel bad if I marry one of the warrior adventurer types, making them be a stay at home mum) and settled on an obnoxiously cheerful argonian called Shavee because her life was frankly shit, and I thought she’d probably be good with kids.

So off I go to Riften to the Temple of Mara to arrange the wedding. I book it in for the next day, realise I didn’t bring anything nice to wear, and spend the night before the wedding robbing every house in the city in the search for something to wear. Eventually decide everyone in Riften has terrible fashion sense and break down everything I stole into raw materials and use them to craft myself an outfit and some jewellery that i’m pretty happy with. I even carefully pick out my fanciest looking sword to wear.

(don’t know why I bothered, frankly, shavee turned up wearing a shirt covered in suspicious stains and weilding a pickaxe, it’s like she doesn’t even care about this marriage)

(also for comedy purposes, bear in mind I play with survival mods that mean my character needs to eat and sleep to live, and I literally spent the entire ingame night on this and forgot to eat and drink anything either and then just downed four bowls of wolf stew right before entering the temple so I didn’t starve during the ceremony. also I discovered during the wedding that I am dying of rockjoint, which I contracted from sleeping in a pile of hay on the floor of a skeever infested cave, so even being six foot tall and jacked can’t make up for the fact that I am exhausted, running a fever, and probably covered in wolf which I spilled because my joints are slowly atrophying, and even the fanciest clothes in the world aren’t going to cover that up)

so I enter the temple, and my finance is there, and Lydia my housecarl, and some random NPCs the game thinks are my friends because I did fetch quests for them

One of the random NPCs is Lisbet. Atfter I did her fetch quest, I then did another quest in which I discovered Lisbet is secretly a cannibal and part of a demonic cult that worships the daedric prince of decay by kidnapping priests, sacrificing them, and then eating their corpses. Raw. I think the raw meat is the sticking point for me here honestly.

I ultimately decided not to sacrifice the random priest to a daedric prince in exchange for one magic ring and all the raw human I could eat, because frankly, that doesn’t sound like much of a deal to me. I was expecting there to be some kind of dialogue choice where I could nope out at the last minute, but it turns out there isn’t one, so after they drugged the priest and tied him to the altar, I just got out my sword and started swinging.

I killed most of the cult (including the town butcher, because I had brought meat from him before and was extremely pissed off that he might have been secretly feeding me humans) but a couple of them got away, which I figured was fine because they weren’t trying to kill me.

Except it turns out, if any of them escape, then every time you see them in the future there’s a random chance that they’ll fly into a violent rage and try and murder you.

Lisbet is at my wedding. Lisbet decides that clearly me marrying this random argonian woman with two lines of dialogue is the happiest day of my life, and she cannot allow me that happiness, when I’ve taken so much from her.

So she tries to kill me. Only she can’t, because I’m stuck in a pre-rendered wedding animation, and also she’s sitting next to Lydia, my faithful retainer and owner of a really big axe.

It also turns out that Lisbet is essential, meaning she can be knocked unconcious but not actually killed because she’s needed for some quest or other. And the minute she wakes up from unconciousness, she tries to kill me again, so Lydia knocks her unconcious again, and I’m stuck, I can’t move, because I’m supposed to be in the wedding animation.

Except Shavee has, not unreasonably, see all this and decided that she doesn’t like me enough to risk getting murdered, and has done a runner, leaving me at the altar, but more importantly, leaving me trapped in a broken pre-rendered animation, so all I can do is stand there at the altar, staring at the space where my fiance was supposed to be, listening to the sounds of Lydia trying and failing to beat a cannibal to death behind me.

Okay, I think, clearly this wedding isn’t going to happen, I’m going to go for the registry office option and complete the wedding using the dev commands. I do this. The priest gives me a wedding ring, and I can finally move again. I chase after Shavee, who has an impressive turn of speed on her, and eventually catch up right by the city gates. I try to talk to her.

Apparently using the console has completed the wedding for me, but not for her, because she still only has the same 2 lines of dialogue she usually has.

Clearly this is working, I can’t leave my kids with someone who can only say 2 things and doesn’t even know she’s their mum, that’s irresponsible.

I try loading from inside the temple. I get the same problem.

Eventually I figure out that I need to use the dev controls to disable Lisbet’s entire existence in the universe.

Shavee and me get married. As the priest reads the vows, I stare at Shavee and wonder why she couldn’t even be bothered to put on a clean shirt. I wonder what kind of mother she’ll be.

Once the ceremony is over, and I’m happily married to the dirty green lizard of my dreams, and we’ve agreed that until I can make her recognise my extremely nice modded house exists I will share her single bed in the unheated flophouse in Windhelm she calls home, I re-enable Lisbet, because I’m worried I’ll forget if I leave it too long.

Fun fact about skyrim, it loads in quite a lot of npcs and objects by dropping them from the sky. I have no idea why this is the case, but it’s objectively the funniest way to load in objects.

I re-enable Lisbet. She falls from the sky, clips through the roof of the temple, and lands in the pew beside Lydia, stands up, draws a knife, and is immedately beaten unconcious.

I no longer care, because Shavee now has all the exciting new spouse-only romantic dialogue options like “Could you cook something for me” and “have you made any money lately”, and I know she’ll be a great mother.

I limp to the door of the temple, while around me the guests not involved in the Lydia-Lisbet murder cycle scream and duck for cover.

I open the door to the temple, immediately collapse and ragdoll down the steps, which is how I discover I am dying of rockjoint.

I limp to the orphanage down the street, adopt two kids, and then finally remember that I’m carrying garlic bread, which as we all know, cures all known illnesses.

When I emerge back into the street, full of the joys of motherhood and garlic bread, I find the town in disaray. Lydia is chasing Lisbet through the streets with an axe and a dragon is circling overhead, burning npcs to death. People are running for shelter, screaming, while the guards try to take down an entire dragon using only the worst bows and arrows in the game.

I decide that as a parent, I have to think of my own safety first and leave them to it.

I head out of the city, intent on returning home and figuring out why Shavee refuses to move in with me. A man hanging around the stables challenges me to a boxing match. For want of anything better to do, I agree.

Halfway through the fight he dodges at the wrong moment and I punch one of his horses in the head.

Two guards attack me while I desperately try to surrender. My kids will miss me, but I’m prepared to go to jail for my horse crimes, I’m an honest citizen. Also my horse crimes seem somewhat less important than the dragon.

The guards refuse to accept my surrender. I am stabbed to death. As I collapse in front of the indifferent horse, Lisbet exits the city, followed by Lydia. The last thing I see before I die is Lydia swinging her axe at Lisbet’s face.

#skyrim #spoilers #technically #although this game is a decade old and we all own at least two versions of it at this point #so i'm not sure it counts #long post

[burningrubber]

Long Time No See | CL16

pairing: charles leclerc x reader

word count: 2.7k

warnings: mentions of alcohol and sleazy men

request: from anon "Hi!! Can I request a story with your prompts 1, 17, 23, 36 and 41 with Charles??? I know they are a lot, but all of them are related and it’s just to give you an idea, you don’t have to use them all☺️ thanks!"

authors/n: sorry for my inactivity, being an adult sucks bad. BUT we have a cute charles fic here and all the softness is just agh. also any book recommendations from you guys would be appreciated, i love growing my tbr. also, i just noticed i reached 300 followed, i just wanted to thank you all so mcuh for the love and support of my fics, you guys are quite literally the best so if you want me to do something spectial for this little milestone lmk! all the love ♡

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"Well this is just awkward," an unfamiliar gruff voice spoke from beside you, their warmth unpleasant and proximity far too close to your liking. You were just sitting at the bar, drinking your cocktail and having a relaxing evening, but some weirdo just needed to interrupt that. You didn't move a muscle while your eyes travelled up towards the back of the bar, trying to decipher some sort of features of the male beside you in the rough reflective surface behind all the alcoholic bottles. Feeling his hot breath on your cheek, you could see him move in closer as his mouth opened, "You should be sucking on-"

"Hey babe," a clipped accented voice was clearly being directed at you. Confident and familiar, a twang you hadn't heard in a while and missed more than you would care to admit. Your eyes snapped from the sleazy man to the approaching figure, only making out the brown hair and slight stubble, "Sorry I was gone so long," with that, an arm was sliding around your waist, your sense of smell clouded by a cologne that you hadn't gone near in a long, long time.

Your eyes bounced between the new figure and the now retreating man, a scoff coming from him as he shuffled away and left you alone. You didn't dare look next to you, not wanting to be shifted into disappointment if it was someone else other than who you would want to be right here, right now.

Feeling the arm retreat from around your waist, you immediately missed the touch and wanted to bring it back, lavish in the warmth and potential for a few seconds longer. Then he spoke, and the external warmth spread into your chest, "Y/n, it's been a while," it was almost a whisper, disbelief laced into his tone.

Closing your eyes, you breathed in and out five times before opening them and turning to your bar stool to the right. There he was. Charles Leclerc in all his glory. His hair looked as soft as the day you touched it last, his eyes the perfect blend of green and blue hues that had you dreaming of the deep sea. His white shirt was a perfect fit as the top two buttons were left undone, probably due to the warmth of the bar.

"Yeah," was all you could muster right then and there, wanting to pinch yourself as you thought it wasn't real.

The two of you met a few years ago on a secluded area of the beach near Monaco. You were there with your best friend and so was he, the four of you ending up paddle boarding and playing games in the sea until the sun set. For months after that you spoke and met up between your schedules, trying to stay in contact as much as possible until it fizzled out.

It was a year and a bit of pure bliss and happiness, the four of you seemingly unbreakable and yet communication dwindled. You and your best friend rarely talked now too, but you wanted to stick to Charles so much it physically hurt when you looked at your locked home screen to see a lack of notifications from any of you. You didn't hold it against him, he was a newbie in the Formula One world, and you were climbing the ranks in the tough industry of marketing. It was just unfortunate.

"Thank you for saving me," you cleared your throat, turning back to your empty glass and following its pattern with your fingers. Trying not to continue gawking at the man. He seemed more mature, his baby fat disappearing into a set of chiselled cheekbones, and his arms filling out the material of his shirt. His nose and jaw sharper, and his eyes glistening with amusement as well as seriousness. He was charming and intoxicating, and that definitely didn't leave him with age.

"Any time, cherie," his voice seemed more relaxed as he scooted a bar stool closer to yours, lifting himself into it as his thigh brushed yours. "Are you here with anyone?"

"No, my friends left an hour ago," you explained. You had been out with a few colleagues, celebrating a successful meeting with the higher ups about next steps in your department. But as the night went on, people started heading out early, working nine-to-five definitely wasn't easy, especially with all the overtime that you all were putting in it was normal for people to be tired. "I don't really know why I stayed," you chuckled, glancing at Charles from the side of your eye.

"Must be fate," he mused, nudging your shoulder with his as his lips broke out into a wider grin, "you're as pretty as ever, Y/n,"

His compliment threw you for a loop, not expecting anything like that to escape his lips. Your own falling agape as his hazel orbs travelled your face and body, leaving heat in its path as you watched him. All these years later and he still made you feel like the most important person in the room with a few simple words and looks. A blush started to form on your face, and you threw a smirk on in an attempt to look nonchalant,

"The way you flirt is just awful," you stated matter-of-factly, pushing the glass away from you before waving down a bartender. You were going to drink up all of this interaction if you could make him stay, "How about I buy you a drink as a thank you?"

"Should I be the one asking to buy you a drink?" he countered, not meaning the stereotype but still leaning into it, as he did many times before with his gentlemanly ways that always left you with a smile and blush, "I could do with one though."

With that, you ordered a round for the two of you, settling on your favourite and hoping that Charles would like it. After you paid, despite him pulling out his wallet, you pushed one of the drinks towards him, "I hope you like it,"

"I'm sure I will, we always had similar tastes," and with that flash to the past, he brought the drink up to his lips as you watched intently, wanting to see your reaction. In your opinion it was the perfect mix of sweet and sour, leaving a pleasant aftertaste that always made you chase the flavour. He placed it back down and turned towards you,

"Give it a solid four out of five," he scored, and you hummed in satisfaction before sipping on your own drink. The silence was comfortable, in a way that made you miss him tenfold despite him being at your side, your mind still wandering back to memories of what happened before flowing into all those what ifs that he left you with for all those months. You never admitted your feelings for the Monagesque, they were fresh and new and by the time you figured yourself out he was travelling the world and barely having those phone calls with you.

"Who are you out with anyway?" you questioned, filling in the space between you as you face him head on, your knees slotting between his. He glanced at your position but didn't comment on it, leaning back in his seat slightly as one arm stayed on the bar around his glass,

"Who else other than Pierre," he smiled and you chuckled, joined at the hip they were, where one was you would always bet the other was. You were happy that they had each other in that chaotic world, always slightly jealous of their tight bond and yet admiring their brother bond as they went through all the good and bad. You just wished you could have joined them. "He did escape once I pointed you out though,"

"Is he still scared that I have a grudge against him for when he hit me square in the face with a volleyball, because he should be," you let out a huff, unconsciously scratching the space between your brows where the ball hit you all those years ago. You held it over him for a long time, not because you actually were hurt by it, but because it was funny for him to run around at your every demand for the weeks following it. Both of you knowing that it was all in good fun.

The two of you got lost in conversation, updating each other on your achievements and changes in life. As you told him about the team you had been leading for the past few months and how you were able to take more time off now than before, he mentioned his journey with Ferrari and how he couldn't be happier. He shared with you the expectations on his shoulders, as you told him about the fact that your office had gotten a scheduled weekly coffee supply due to how much overtime you did while consuming the caffeine.

All the inside jokes resurfaced, along with the lingering touches and knowing smiles. Hovering around the subject of losing contact and regretting it slightly before shrugging it off, happy to see each other right here and now. You felt at ease in his presence, forgetting about all your responsibilities as you indulged in all the cultures that he got to experience as you talked about your own travel goals. The subjects became a mess of memories and novel things, bouncing from one area to another as you slowly started to pick up where you left off. Your heart seeming to restart and function properly once again as you took him in all over again.

"You two are a very cute couple and I hate to interrupt, but we are closing up so I need to ask you to leave huns," a staff member interrupted your laughter, sympathy flashing across their eyes at stepping into your conversation. The two of you didn't pick up on her assumption, instead you both gathered your things and thanked the staff for the night.

You didn't realise how many drinks you ended up having, or the moment when you stopped ordering after the last drink call. But your legs seemed to not function, turning into a jelly-like state as you grabbed onto Charles' shoulder to regain balance, his hand going to your waist to stabilise you.

"Sorry," you muttered out, an awkward laugh leaving your lips as your arm returned to your side. He gave you one look before sliding his arm further around your waist, pulling you close to his side,

"Just in case," he stated, the corners of his lips tugging up as he looked down at you, you giving him a brief nod before heading out of the door. "How far away do you live?"

"Not too far, maybe ten," you started, before looking down at your heels that you wished you changed out of after work and remembering your little stumble inside the venue, "twenty minutes," you finished,

"I'll walk you then," he settled, and you looked at him again, his eyes begging you to challenge him knowing that he would have his way in the end. You narrowed your eyes at him, remembering how stubborn he can be and sighed with a shrug of your shoulders,

"Don't you need to get back to Pierre?" you questioned, starting to lead the two of you down the street, starting the journey back to your apartment with Charles at your side. As though all those years weren't lost, as though you never lost contact with him.

"He said he went to a club, I'll pick him up from there after I drop you off," Charles explained, tugging you closer to him as a few strangers stumbled past you, the two girls giggling away as you assumed they were going from one bar to the next. You hummed in approval at his plan, somehow the male next to you didn't seem as intoxicated as you did and you wished that you had a few drinks less.

Before you could start your conversation up again though, there was a figure ahead of you, his arms out wide as he hollered out both your names, "Y/n! Charles!"

"Oh god, he is so drunk," the Monagesque groaned, taking in Pierre's appearance. His white shirt was half unbuttoned, the fabric slowly starting to be untucked at the sides as his shoes looked a bit scuffed under the street lamps. His hair was sticking up every which was, but the smile that you remembered was plastered on his face, his blue eyes bouncing between the two of you,

"Are you two together now?" he queried, reaching you and pulling you both into a slightly uncomfortable embrace. His skin glistened with a sheen of sweat, and his cologne was mixed with the smell of vodka. All signs of a good night according to the Frenchman.

"Why does everyone assume we're a couple?" your lips created a thin line, it was something you used to think was a possibility, but with how things turned out it was only the feelings that seemed to linger without any chances. You clearly didn't mumble it quietly enough as Pierre turned to look at you,

"Well, even after you two stopped talking, Charles would always somehow bring you up. For the longest time I thought the two of you were still in contact until I saw him scrolling through your instagram rather than texting," Pierre was rambling on, all signs from Charles telling him to stop being ignored as he kept his focus on you. With each word your heart beat increased, and your body became hyper aware of the arm that was still slung around your waist, the way his fingers splayed across your clothed skin.

"You really don't know how to keep your mouth closed," Charles breathed out, rubbing his face with his free hand as you stood there rooter to your spot. Eyes wide at the information that you had just been fed. "Idiot,"

"Still surprises me to this day that the two of you lost touch," Pierre added, crossing his arms over his chest as he finally looked over to his best friend, his lips pursed as his shoulders lifted, "What?"

"Nothing," the Monagesque stated, his voice clipped as he unconsciously seemed to squeeze your hip,

"I'll leave you guys now then, but I will be seeing you soon Y/n, I just know it," he left you with a quick kiss on the cheek before patting his friends shoulder, leaving to go back into the club after sending a nod to the security guard.

"You still thought of me?" you thought out loud, all sorts of boundaries and walls being torn down as though they never should have existed. You stepped out of Charles hold, feeling a lot more stable on your feet and wanting to face the male head on. His eyes didn't meet yours for a little while, thoughts clearly racing through his head as you tried to get his attention,

"Every day," he settled on, and your heart seemed to skip a beat. You felt like a child, finally getting some concrete signals from your long-time crush as you stood there, mouth agape for the second time that night, "I never stopped thinking about you."

His eyes finally met yours, the honesty and raw emotions evident in them as you got lost in all this warm feeling. The way the butterflies erupted in your gut sending a wave of adrenaline through your body, your hands feeling jittery as you battled between laughing or crying.

"Then why?" you didn't need to finish the question, both of you knowing what you were asking about. Why did you lose touch? Why had you stopped talking? What had stopped you both from pursuing what was apparently so evident to others?

"I got too in my head about it. I know it's not a good enough explanation, but I didn't feel stable and I didn't want to pull you into that. I wanted to be everything and more for you," his confession left you breathless, your hands acting on their own accord as they reached out for his, intertwining them quickly as you smiled.

"I'm glad we found our way back to each other," you admitted, clearly conveying to him that you felt the same way about him as he did about you. "Let's not lose it this time."

"I don't think I can ever let you go again."

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Thank you for reading ♡

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[arcanadreams]

That time you and your demon boyfriend went viral

hi yes hello obey me fandom!! my name is Gabbi and i have never played a single second of the actual game but i have read enough fanon content for the past year to have this idea swimming around in my head and now i am finally letting this accursed thing out of my brain and putting it in yours

also i’m only doing the brothers because any more than that and i’d have an aneurysm probably. oh and shoutout to @obeythebutler and @beels-burger-babe for inspiring me with their works to feel brave enough to write for this fandom

Lucifer:

You and Lucifer go viral on Asmo’s Devilgram story!

You’re in the kitchen helping Asmo with dinner duty and singing along to one of your playlists of human realm music that you like to show him.

Asmo starts filming your cute little dance while you stir the pot on the stove because you are just adorable!

About ten seconds into him filming, Lucifer appears in the doorway with quite the stern look on his face. You know, the one that comes right before a “MAMMOOOOOON” and strikes fear into the heart of all those with functioning eardrums. That one.

He opens his mouth, presumably to tell y’all to shut the fuck up, but then there’s a lull in the music and the eldest can hear your voice ever so slightly above the song’s vocalist and he freezes.

Man stops in his tracks like someone just smacked him in the face with a midair volleyball.

Asmo can be heard stifling a laugh behind his phone.

Lucifer’s face gets so soft and he almost, almost, loosens his metal-rod-through-the-ass posture before you notice him and give a little wave and ask if you and Asmo were being too loud like the considerate darling you are.

Lucifer clears and his throat and says something like, “No, you aren’t. I was just coming to check on how dinner is coming along,” and leaves, after which Asmo immediately presses the post button.

Screenshots of Lucifer’s heart eyes for you go absolutely viral because every demon on Devilgram goes absolutely feral for seeing the eldest demon brother lose his dignified composure. It becomes a meme template. “Get you someone who looks at you like Lucifer looks at MC” and “me at the delivery demon when he shows up with my spicy bat wings” posts become commonplace. (Asmo thinks the memes are totally worth getting strung up with Mammon for laughing at them.)

Mammon:

Much like Lucifer, you and Mammon end up going viral off Asmo’s Devilgram. (Noticing a pattern here?) 

He pulls a silly prank on your asses and honestly I don’t know how you fell for it. But hey, they say “idiots in love” for a reason, so...

You and Asmo are sitting in the common room of the House of Lamentation just chillin. Well, he’s chillin, you’re on the floor studying for an upcoming exam.

The video starts in the middle of a conversation you and the avatar of lust were having.

“No, Asmo,” you say. “Mammon and I don’t use pet names for each other.” Now that’s just a darn lie, and every demon and crow within ten miles of Mammon and you together knows it.

“Really? I find that very hard to believe, MC.~” 

You sigh in response to Asmo’s teasing. “Okay, he has a lot for me but I’m just not much of a pet name person, y’know?” The rest of the exchange goes like this:

“Oh, I totally get it.” *pause* “Hey MC, what do human world bees make again?”

“Honey.”

Cue a sheepish Mammon sticking his head in the doorway at the bluntness of your tone when you answered Asmo.

“Yeah, babe?” he looks like a puppy left on the side of a highway oh my god hUG HIM-

Asmo turns the camera back to his smug ass face and in the background you can be heard tripping on the damn carpet trying to get up and hug your mans. (”MAMMON GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU” “W-WHAT? I THOUGHT YA WERE MAD AT ME?!?!?!?!”)

Leviathan:

Streamer Levi? Streamer Levi.

You guys go viral the first time you make an appearance on one of Levi’s weekly (insert cool Devildom streaming service name here) streams. 

It’s completely unintentional. You had been asking him for weeks to play with him on there, but he’s the avatar of envy after all. He doesn’t like sharing his partner, even if it’s with random strangers who have no real access to you.

However, he has his stream on a Thursday instead of a Friday one week, and you come into his room carrying dinner because 1) You didn’t realize he was streaming and 2) No matter what he was doing, the boy needed to eat. It wasn’t unusual for you to bring him dinner, so you had no idea why he was blushing and stammering even more than usual this time in particular. Boy was speaking in beached whale trying to tell you what was wrong.

Then you notice his screen. Oh! “Hi chat!” You wave, setting Levi’s food down on his desk in front of his keyboard. “M-MC!” He full-on whines, slamming a hand over his mouth afterwards when he remembers his viewers could hear that.

Honestly, they’d meme the fuck out of him if it weren’t for the fact that they are FINALLY SEEING HIS HENRY!!! THE MYSTERIOUS MC!!!

Chat is bombarding you with questions while you make Levi eat dinner. And by make him eat dinner, I mean literally feeding this man forkfuls/spoonfuls while he games because you love how flustered he gets when you do that. 

Does it impact his score? Absolutely. Does he care? Not really when you’re pampering him like that.

You start answering chat’s questions about you while he’s chewing so he can’t tell you to stop LMAO-

You’re a natural on stream. The VOD becomes the most popular on Levi’s account in a matter of hours and soon cute highlights compilations of you and him on that stream start making the rounds on Devildom Twitter.

Satan:

There was buildup to Satan going viral, similar to Levi in a way. 

Satan does have a Devilgram, but it’s basically a white woman’s Instagram with added book reviews for variety. Unless you’re a reader his account is pretty boring: candles, books, fireplaces, and cats.

However, after you two started reading together fairly often he began posting pictures of your legs draped over his while you sat together. They’d always be captioned with vague ass pretentious literary criticism. 

This goes on for months, and he gains a lot of (horny) followers after the leg pics start up. He doesn’t really get why but you both joke that it’s because you have some damn nice legs and I mean neither of you are complaining about the new following.

You two go viral when he finally shows your face, entirely by accident.

The post is a video, which is already strange for him and grabs attention. In it, you’re scoffing and reading an excerpt of a book, mocking its understanding of female anatomy.

“I’m quoting here, Satan: ‘her breasts bouncing around like giant pacmen.’ I’M SORRY?? THAT ISN’T HOW BOOBS WORK SIR. WHY ARE MEN ALLOWED TO WRITE?” 

(fun fact that is a very real quote from a very real book I really read last month pls save me)

Originally the camera is focused on your body, with your head out of frame to protect your privacy, but your righteous anger made Satan laugh. Like, a real laugh. The one that makes you and everyone in earshot wonder if he truly was never an angel cause he sure as hell laughs like one but anyway-

When he threw his head back, his DDD angled up just a tad without him noticing, and your face was in view for like .2 seconds. Screenshots of it are making the rounds on Devilgram almost immediately: FINALLY THE LEGS’ OWNER HAS BEEN FOUND.

Satan apologizes profusely but you honestly find it funny and you two opt to just start taking selfies while reading with both of your faces in them from now on. 

Asmodeus:

I’m gonna be real with you: you and Asmo go viral all the time. Pretty much everything Asmo posts can be considered viral because of his social media following and his status as one of the seven avatars of sin.

However, there are some fairly cute highlights to be pointed out among the times you were both featured in a post that blew up.

Your favorite is probably that time Asmo livestreamed on of you guys’ ‘Nail Nites,’ as you call them.

You’re both on the floor, doing your nails and kicking your feet back and forth while talking to chat. A lot of the questions are about your relationship, and there’s a lot of flirting back and forth between the two of you.

A particular clip of the stream does blow the fuck up on Devilgram, though, when someone screen records it and posts it with a bunch of heart emojis edited over it.

“’What colors do you think best describe each other?’ Ooo, that’s a good one, chat!” Asmo claps his hands together excitedly, making sure to be  careful of his nails.

Pretty much everyone expected you to say pink, but you surprised both your boyfriend and your viewers when, after a pensive few moments, you replied with “Hmm...probably yellow or orange.”

“Can I ask why, darling?” Asmo tilts his head in confusion. I mean, yeah, those colors look good on him, but he doesn’t wear them often so he’s wondering about your thought process. 

“Well, in the human world those colors often represent happiness, optimism, and positivity. You’re always the cheerful presence I need in my life when things get hard, so you have the vibe of those colors.”

Asmo proceeds to burst into tears and hug you, messing up both of your nails and prolonging the stream since you both have to start over. But neither of you particularly care. 

Fun fact: Asmo has the clip that demon made of that portion of the stream saved on his DDD and watches it whenever he feels sad.

Beelzebub:

Beel and you probably go the most viral out of everybody. Like this moment is an entire phenomenon across the Devildom internet. 

It’s a video, or well, multiple videos, taken at the end of a Fangol game that Beel’s team had just won. Everyone is cheering and going crazy, yourself included, and you just really wanted to congratulate your boyfriend.

So, like the rational person you are, you elect to climb up onto the railing of the bleachers and wave to get his attention. 

You were absolutely fine up there, and sat all comfortably motioning Beel over to you. He notices, of course, and jogs over, standing right beneath you and looking up. (Back where you were sitting, Mammon is screeching like a hyena in heat and Belphie, who is laying down, has one eye open to glare at him. The youngest knows Beel would never let you hurt yourself; you’re fine.)

A bunch of assorted demons at the game has started filming while you were sat atop the railing since you were rather noticeable. Therefore, there’s a shit ton of different angles of the adorable events that follow:

You slide off the railing, landing right in Beel’s waiting arms bridal style. You’ve got this brilliant smile on your face as you pull his helmet off. None of the DDDs filming can hear it over the crowd noise, but Beel asks you why you just went through all that trouble and you tell him it’s because you wanted to tell him how proud you are.

Soft boy’s chest puffs up and he smiles this big cheesy smile at you reach up to run a hand through his hair. You feel him practically purr at the contact, and with a laugh you pull him in and plant a big ole smooch on him.

The crowd, at least those of them that can see, scream. Everyone is running high on adrenaline and happy emotions; something that cute causes a ruckus!! When you pull away Beel proceeds to put you on his shoulders and you celebrate with him and the rest of his team.

The videos of you two being adorable go completely viral and there are some threads dedicated to stockpiling every single angle taken of the event. Beel is completely oblivious to the attention but you have a lot of them saved on your DDD.

Belphegor:

If you think Belphegor has any sort of social media presence whatsoever then you are sorely mistaken. (Well okay he actually does run some anonymous troll accounts to meme on Lucifer’s posts but that’s neither here nor there-)

Therefore, naturally, you two go viral off of Asmo’s Devilgram. 

Okay so someone in the obey me tag the other say headcanoned that Belphie will go out of his way to nap in ridiculous places and my brain really took that and RAN WITH IT.

So what happens is that Belphie will fall asleep in the fucking weirdest places. I’m talking on top of the fridge, underneath the dinner table, on top of bookshelves...you name it, he has slept there, no matter the effort it takes to get there in the first place. 

And, ever since you two started dating, you would join him. Sometimes it involved putting yourself at risk of great bodily harm, but the little smile he gave when you he saw you fucking scaling the countertop to reach him made it worth it.

So anyway, since Beel adores the both of you to no end, he takes pictures whenever he sees you two napping together, whether or not it is in a crazy place. He sends these to the family group chat because he thinks they’re adorable.

Over a span of weeks to months, Asmo has built up a stock of images of you and Belphie cuddles up in seemingly impossible places. Once he has about ten or so, he posts a compilation of them to his Devilgram with some cheesy ass caption like “The things we do for love <3″.

They become a meme SO QUICKLY. Like UNBELIEVABLY quickly. 

The picture of you and Belphie sleeping on top of a bookshelf, in particular, is a big hit. Memes abound.

“If my girl doesn’t climb up a bookshelf to cuddle my ass, she don’t love me.” “Get yourself a partner who scales bookshelves just to be with your ass.” Etc etc...Belphie doesn’t give a shit but you laugh at a lot of them so he sees that as a good outcome.

#IM SO HAPPY TO HAVE FINALLY WRITTEN THIS #obey me #my writing #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #posts

[phoenixyfriend]

Anakin and the Jedi Babies

What’s this, another time-travel+de-aging plot? Yes. Shut up. I have a type.

So let’s set the scene. We are midway through the clone wars, as is only right and proper. Nobody’s doing great but we’re feasibly still not at peak trauma. Nobody’s faked their death in their students’ arms, nobody’s gone undercover as a slave or owner, nobody’s gotten framed for a terrorist attack and had to leave their entire life behind.

We go with the classic cliché of fandom: investigated a Sith Temple while hunting Ventress down, accidentally touched a Magic Object, got sucked into the past with no control.

Anakin finds himself in a snowstorm. He’s still wearing the same clothes, still has his lightsabers, still largely uninjured except for a blaster graze on his thigh. He’s got a few hours before he has to stop using the Force to keep himself warm, even though the prosthesis attachment point is going to be a bitch to keep from causing frostbite.

Unfortunately, he’s got babies with him! Yeah, turns out being the Chosen One can protect you from getting de-aged, but not time-travel. Wild, right?

There’s a baby in a pile of familiar robes and armor. We are talking true and proper infant. This child is six months at most. Anakin immediately stuffs the baby into his robes because they’re in a goddamn snowstorm, and belatedly realizes that oh, this baby is Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan’s not doing too hot. For a variety of reasons, from the cold to the literal infant brain to the brain-breaking nature of Force-given time travel, he can’t focus at all. The only thing he can really put together is that Anakin is here, and mostly competent, and his padawan is going to take care of everything. He sends love and trust down the bond, and then falls asleep against Anakin’s chest under as many layers as Anakin can put him.

They are not alone, because there’s also a toddling Togruta in her own pile of... well, not robes. Ahsoka doesn’t do robes. Unfortunately, snowstorm. She’s got a bit more of her wits about her since a toddler brain is bigger than an infant brain, but not much. She clings to Anakin and cries a bit, until he manages to get her wrapped up in the many underlayers of Adult Kenobi’s clothes, and then stuffs her into his clothes with Obi-Wan and throws the Great Big Brown Overrobe Of Drama on top because for fuck’s sake, it’s a snowstorm.

He needs all the layers he can manage. He clips the additional sabers to his belt, packs away the armor, and picks up whatever else he can see, because his brain is in survival mode, and a snowstorm might be the exact opposite of a desert, but ‘keep what you can, because you don’t know when you’ll have a chance to get it again’ is sound advice no matter what. He sets out for the nearest group of Force signatures.

Unfortunately, this is several hours away, long enough that the blaster wound starts giving him trouble that he can’t just push through, and enough that even gratuitous use of the Force is starting to fail in keeping him warm. He’s focusing everything he’s got on the kids, after all, and for all that Anakin has power, he doesn’t necessarily have control. He can only focus on so many people at once, and the literal infant and toddler come first. So while he manages to keep them warm, he’s starting to lose feeling in his hand and feet, and the prosthesis is... well, metal attached directly to the skin like that isn’t great in such weather.

Just as Anakin’s starting to panic a bit, something he’d mostly managed to avoid in favor of keeping himself awake and moving and alive, compartmentalizing for the sake of survival, he’s found! Hurrah!

He is... found by a group of Mandalorians. He only barely recognizes the sigil as a mythosaur. He knows these are True Mandalorians, Fett’s people.

Better than Death Watch, he tells himself, as they demand to know who he is and why he’s out here.

Anakin’s not in any shape to fight. He’s spent hours in a snowstorm, wearing only the clothes off his and Obi-Wan’s backs, after a battle with a Sith Apprentice. He knows that if he wants to survive, he needs to get help here, or at least get captured for long enough to rebuild his strength.

He only knows a bit of Mandalorian. They’d understand Basic, obviously, but one of them just pointed out the four--four--lightsabers on his hip, so he’s grabbing for every positive he can. If Mando’a can help, he’s going to use it. Better than Death Watch, he repeats. If these people hold to tradition, he can use that. If they don’t... he’ll figure something out. Fett threw out all those old convictions in the building of his clone army, but there are so few things Anakin can rely on in this situation. He has to try.

“Aliit,” he tells them, moving just enough to uncover Ahsoka’s too-tiny face, asleep and cringing away from wind. “T’ad ikaad’e. Gaa’tayl, gedet’ye.”

Family. Two babies. Help, please.

He needs the Mandalorians, because two of the most important people in the universe are helpless and relying entirely on him right now.

They take him with them.

They take him to the Mand’alor.

They take him to Jaster Mereel.

#Anakin Skywalker #Ahsoka Tano #Obi Wan Kenobi #Disaster Lineage #time travel #de aging #star wars #phoenix posts #Anakin and the Jedi Babies

[disaster-j]

Okaaay it’s time! We’re analysing the accidental spoiler in the Not Me BTS that most of y’all missed bc of the incorrect translation. I’m going to put it all under a cut so the people who hate any kind of spoilers can avoid it…

So first things first, here’s what the out of context scene looks like to international viewers who only know the incorrect subtitles-

Kumpha asks Sean what’s on his mind, which we already saw in ep8, and the conversation extends from where we left off previously to show a scene we’ve never see before. Sean asks Kumpha whether he’d hide a lover if he had one, they have some back and forth that makes no sense and Kumpha ends with suggesting one might keep it a secret if they didn’t love them. The entire scene seems to be Sean talking about some kind of secret relationship and makes no sense considering he and White aren’t together yet. At this point it is easy to assume that it had some context to it but was eventually cut out of the final episode since it wasn’t necessary. We’ve seen scenes that were cut out from the final episode before- such as Sean helping White take off his shirt in ep3 -so it doesn’t seem like a big deal. But with the right translation that all changes.

See, the thing is, the word for bf/gf/lover sounds very similar to the word for twin. Several fan translators were quick to point out that what Sean actually asked Kumpha in that scene was this-

And suddenly Kumpha’s answer actually makes sense!

This scene confirms that Sean had found proof of the twins’s existence- likely that photograph -and had figured out that White was Black’s twin but was confused as to why Black would hide his twin’s existence or why White would suddenly take his place. He’s trying to pose his questions as hypotheticals because as much as he wants insight into what Kumpha would make of such a situation he also wants to keep the twins’ secrets to himself for now.

He’s grappling with the situation, stuck between wanting to know more and being unable to ask White. So of course he’d turn to Kumpha since he’s the person Sean clearly looks up to the most. I think he wants Kumpha to help him makes sense of all this but, as I said, he’s not willing to spill the twins’ secrets yet either. Kumpha’s reply is also quite interesting.

Now I keep thinking about this and I don’t see why this would be his first thought. Guy like him is more than used to complicated family situations, if he was actively thinking about it wouldn’t he at least consider the possibility that the twin died or that they were separated first? Since those are the more obvious reasons someone would be averse to people knowing they had a twin, since it’s a painful memory. Twins hating each other is pretty rare outside of the evil twin trope. But Kumpha instantly jumps to this. It makes me think about my theory that Kumpha realised in the “my name is Kumpha, I’m the owner of this garage” scene that White wasn’t his regularly scheduled feral son and decided to take him under his wing. Maybe he thought Sean had found something out and this was his way of deterring Sean from digging into Black’s past/family tree? There’s sadly not enough in the clip to help make sense of whether Kumpha and Sean reveal to each other yet that they Know about The Switch but I do feel like it’s a big possibility atp.

I was guessing that the reason several Sean scenes cut off abruptly is because there will be a montage of flashbacks showing him figuring White out and I think this clip is a sign of that. This is clearly an Important Scene that was meant for a later episode and got accidentally put into this episode’s BTS. I really hope we get to see the rest of this conversation soon cause I’m dying to know if they finally addressed the White issue with each other.

#not me the series #not me #not me bts #seanwhite #offgun #off jumpol #gun atthaphan #papang phromphiriya #not me analysis

[natsukitakama]

Headcanon : Attention feat Kazutora Hanemiya

author note :  I was obsessed with this TikTok and couldn’t kick it out my mind, now I’m not sure if it’s actually his Seiyuu who is dubbed it but it sure felt like it. I can’t breath anymore lol. It feels good to be able to write ngl. Enjoy ♡ 

-->If you’re curious you can find the TikTok right here 

Warning : SFW but I can make a NSFW version if you’re asking for it / It’s not Spoiler-free so  if you didn’t catch up with the manga you’ll be spoiled I’m sorry but stay safe ♡ 

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i do not own those pictures they came from Pinterest so credit to their owner

it's kinda short to my apologies I would do better next time

Kazutora Hanemiya 羽宮ハネミヤ一虎カズトラ

I can’t see him dating anyone before the time skip, even if we got proof that he was interested into people (we all see the way he was looking when he was at the beach). But during this time, he was a teenager more over he already a family, people who he cared about. He just didn’t feel the need to add a significant other, he has his family, he had Toman.

Now I’m not saying that he wouldn’t date anyone when he was a teenager but he was so focused on Toman on his family than I can’t believe he got time to date someone, especially since he was busy kicking ass with his friends Baji.

But no matter if you met him during his teenage, after he left the juvenile prison or when he left prison. You’re going to need some patience with him. He has lived a lot of things. He is still a broken man who is this close of loosing his entire mind.

I believe that I first you would be the only one working on this relationship, I mean you would do the whole flirty thing and at first he’ll barley interact with you. It doesn’t mean that he doesn’t feel proud for your compliment and that he isn’t happy that you are interested in him. It just that everytime he felt close to someone, they either die or just left him.

He wasn’t sure if he was mentally, physically, emotionally ready for any kind of relationship

So yeah at first you would be the only to text/call first, you’ll be the only who is taking news might be the only one to think about where to go out together.

Most of the times you would feel insecure, after all he was so handsome maybe he just didn’t care about you ? Maybe you were bothering him ? Maybe he wasn’t interested in you and was just giving you a favor when he was answering back.

You would feel as if he didn’t care all as if your love was unrequited

But don’t worry about it, this situation wouldn’t last as long as you thought it would will.

His walls will finally shattered down and he’ll feel like he can finally be himself with you, showing you his insecurity, providing you all the love his broken heart got.

When this will happen, my my, you signed for the clingiest boyfriend of all time (top 3 at least)

I’m not kidding I just feel it, the boy got a lot of loves and needs to give and receiving (especially receiving).

You know those cliche movie where the boyfriend climb into your house so he could reach your bedroom ? He will do it, especially if he got free times and he felt lonely. Kazutora will just randomly climb into your bedroom and will knock at it with a lovely smile as if everything was normal (for fuck sake use the damn door baby boi).

He loves hugs whether he is the one who is been hugged of if you’re the one, either way he is fine as long as he gets close to you. Your warmth tends to relax him. He might even fall asleep if you’re stroking his hair or his neck (bonus point if you’re tracing the ink mark of his tattoo)

I feel like he loves kissing you too ? Like he just can’t stop kissing you ? He is an addict kisser. Like one day you were visiting him at the petshop dropping him a bento because you wanted to spoil your boyfriend. Even though he claimed to Chifuyu that he wasn’t tired 5min before you were here, suddenly he felt like he needs his 10min break. Guess who finds themselves being pushed against the wall as their boyfriends was kissing them deeply ? You. And he just didn’t kiss you once, no no that would be too simple, he will kiss you again and again one hand holding yours against the wall the other would be either on your cheek or on your neck. Good luck to find your breath after that. Believe me when I say that even when you were about to leave him so you could go back to school or whenever you were expected, Kazutora will take your hands in his to bring you against his chest to steal you a couple of kisses before finally leaving you.

Like I said he is an addict.

I can see him as the type to sometimes grab both of your cheeks with his hand and then kiss you, again and again.

He jus loves being close to you, so when you two are out for a date or just because you got the chance to meet him while you were going home. Kazu won’t hesitate and hold your hand stroking it with his fingers.

Holding hand is a minimum for him to best honestly

If he could he’d rather spend all of his time in your arms humming your smell getting warmth against you. But he can’t, so he is going to appreciate every occasion he got to get you close to him.

Since you’re his significant other Kazutora will be extra protector when it came to you, not afraid of threatening anyone that might be a bother to you.

Also he is jealous, he knows he shouldn’t feel like this especially since you’re always giving so much love and attention. But he can’t help but feel insecure, he knows what he is capable of, he knows his past, he knows what he has done, he is not perfect and certainly does not deserve love coming from such a piece of heaven like you. Yeah there would be time when Kazutora might be sad, feel down, and even though he’ll work on it so you won’t see it (afraid that you might be disappointed and will leave him) but you can tell that he is not feeling well.

Please, hold him tightly, tell him you love him, reminds him of much you cared about him, show him that there is no reason for him to be afraid. He just needs reassurance that you are here for good and that one day he wouldn’t wake up without you by side.

I just feel like he loves sleeping next to you, just the thought of sharing the same bed as him and getting the chance of waking up with you next to him is just his definition of heaven.

I also feel like is a tease, not on Mikey’s level, but I feel like sometimes out of nowhere Kazu will tickle you or whispering you something just to get to see your face turning red and then chuckle.

He is also the type to always give you his sweatshirt/coat, you don’t even need to be cold, if he noticed that you had been looking at his cloth or if you just compliment it boom its around your shoulder. It can be a way to show his possessiveness, like everyone would know that you belong to him who knows ? At least you won’t be cold.

He also the type to lay down on your bed and look at you with a loving smile, whether you were sleeping or not he doesn’t stop him from slightly stroking your cheeks bone, your cheek or even your lips loving the feeling of his hand/finger on your skin. It’s so smooth and soft he just can’t help.

Sometimes especially when he is sleepy, he will whisper things into your ear, kiss your all over your face.

A sucker for worshiping (do it for himself too)

Also he is not afraid to tell you he loves you, he might be not the first one to confess but once he knows that you love him. « I love you y/n » would be the first thing you will hear while waking up also the last thing before sleeping.

I think he might like the thought of you styling his hair even if all you’ve done was putting some cute clips on his hair he likes it and will even let you take picture. He is a sucker for your smile

Buy him jewelry and he will never take them off especially ring or necklace he just loves seeing you marking your territory.

As I stated before he is probably the type to overthinking a lot, like one day if you didn’t give the smile you used to give him, he is 100% you’ll dump him at the end of the day. Sometimes it’s not as bad as that, like you called him by his last name to tease him, he’ll just pout at you and then give you kiss all over your and won’t stop until you called him either by his name or by a nickname. But yes sometimes if you’re acting a little bit too cold to him he’ll think that your relationship is over, and will start to panic no knowing what to do to keep you by his side.

That’s the think with Kazutora he loves you more than he loves himself so he knows as a fact that he will be lost without you (not the only one to be honest but that’s for another headcanon)

So obviously you’ll need to be careful but since you’re still a human keep in mind to check him after if you’ve done something that let him think you guys were over.

Also, I can picture him to sometimes disappear. Like no one know where he is, not even you. He never left for too long (worst case : he leaves for a day), but sometimes he feels like he needs to be alone, like really alone. So he isolated himself for everyone, no one will know where he left, what he has done. But when he came back he always got that peaceful smile, the one where is eyes got nothing but regrets in them.

You feel like he spent his time in front of Baji ans Shinichiro’s grave, cause even years after this incident he couldn’t forgive himself for what he’s done to them. He can’t forgive him. Since he is lucky to be alive, sometimes he needs to see them in order to give him some strength in order to stay alive.

All the time when he is zoning out, you know he is thinking about all the bad things he has done to the people he cares the most, and even though he is working hard to be a better person what was done can’t be undone. Again hold his hand, stroke his hair do whatever you can to help him staying safe and not falling into his old demons.

Protect him at all cost.

Tag : @kshira

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[theveryworstthing]

got some BEARacter design stuff 4 y’all 2 day straight from patreon.

Trevor requested werebears and I got lost in the design sauce about it because bears are animals who already have enough 'were' in them imo? Like, a were bear to me is just a regular bear standing on its hind legs and wearing jorts. So I had to get ~*creative*~.

These three are from a mystery game I'll probably never make about being a werecritter who moves to an island community full of werecritters who either have shifting so busted they can't pass as human, other forms too scary for the general populous, or simply want to spend most/all of their lives in non-human forms. They're all kind of dolled up here so imagine it's a special event.

First up is John (not his real name), a polar bear shifter who had no idea he could shift until he was like 16. It seems his giant port wine stain was actually unshifted bear skin the whole time and nobody figured it out. Two years later he runs away from his shitty home (for like, the third time) and wakes up in a snowy ditch covered in blood, wracked with pain, and looking up at a very concerned couple checking his pulse. He doesn't remember what happened, but it seems that something absolutely tore him apart one night while he was hitch hiking and instead of dying his body shifted the heavily brutalized bits back into place. His scars are shifted forever now and he can become more bear but he can't look more human. He's lived with the couple for 20 years now (after hearing about his home life they weren't going to send him back) as their 'troubled nephew from out of town who needs to recuperate'. They're also polar bear shifters, and run a boarding house for people with feral or dangerous forms who need special accommodations. John is empathetic but standoffish and blunt, the kind of character in a dating sim that would be hardest to get. Not much makes him flinch and he's very respectful when it comes to other people's private lives. You won't get any of his boarders' secrets out of him.

Also his  extreme healing abilities make him kind of scared that he might be immortal.

Next is Maira, a sun bear shifter.  Maira is more of a 'monstery' shifter, as her fully shifted form is somewhere between human and bear. She runs a little apothecary that also functions  as a physical therapy center and mainly helps people with strange or painful shifts. Maira is a gentle sweetie and everyone loves her. She's also kind of the 'Cassie' of the town and is really into shifting as an art form. When you see her in pictures she looks deceptively large, something about her is very imposing, but irl she's 5ft nothing and has a cheerful asmr voice.  She came to the island a few years ago to help out the previous owner of the apothecary, who was a friend of the family. They were getting old and wanted to return home to retire and Maira was down for adventure so here she is (her parents were not completely on board but eh).

Maira is a lot less twitchy than other shifters because her home island was like 50/50 were people. She's not used to being mistreated for being a werebear and is ready to fight anyone trying to bring that mess around her or her clients. She'll sass you back in five different languages. Get out of here with that and any other discriminatory trash.

Last is Raine (also known as Rainey Morning). Nobody knows much about Raine.  They showed up in town like five years ago with nothing but a suitcase, a tuxedo fresh from the dry cleaners, and A LOT of money. They only wore a wide brimmed black hat with a mourning veil and a pair of strappy heels. They were, mostly, a fully shifted bear and no one has ever seen them as anything else. It's clear that they're the kind of were that can shift at will (they switch out their hands and feet as needed), they just don't. If you have the pleasure of being invited to their home you'll see that they have no pictures of themselves with a human face. There are pictures up of those who are presumed to be loved ones from their life before the island, but many of these photos have rough edges or strangely clipped sides, like someone was torn out of them.  

I'm sure none of this means anything,

Raine is currently employed as a popular DJ at the local radio station. They work the late night/early morning shift and have a show called The Rainey Season where they offer advice to callers, tell spooky stories, and basically talk about whatever they want. During the day they might be spotted around town in one of their many pairs of cute shoes (Raine doesn't believe in wearing other clothes if they don't have to and even at work they Donald Duck it and just wear a top and maybe a wrap around their waist) holding a small piece of incense in a fancy cigarette holder. they don't smoke, but they like the aesthetic.

#werebear #scars #bear #bare chest #tempted to open up twine again #i already have enough projects