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sushiisiu · 30 days
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1moreoffkeyanthem · 2 months
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Aight so I’m definitely writing the old man style first, but I also fucking cried last night working on part 2 of Bedtime Stories bc this one takes place smack dab in the middle of chapter 4 of BBFA2 with Stan zoom calling into his AA meeting and the later conversation with his sponsor about new coping mechanisms bc a lot of his usual ones are physical and he can’t do shit with broken ribs 😭 literally I’m super emotional bc I don’t touch on the later timeline OJV alcoholism stuff other than to mention it in passing, because I don’t have the firsthand experience, but asking someone in my life who has that experience so I get it right has me feeling every single feeling, like I’ve said before that Stan’s sobriety is super important to BBFA2- onward, he stops drinking a while after Sad Sack and Bicycle Lane and I’ll never write the early days of his recovery bc that’s not my story to tell, but struggling down the line I can fuck with. A a big trigger for Stan’s drinking is being injured; being sedentary. So this brings up a lot of big feelings, brings him back to after he broke his arm in high school and decided to quit football. He went on a bit of a binge to cope with that (another thing I won’t write), and this is the first time since then that doing something he loved hurt him this bad.
The difference? This time he has the emotional tools to actually deal with it. He has his friends in the program, Kyle has a degree in psychology now and knows more how to help. Stan getting hurt gets the ball rolling for them figuring out what’s going on with their new neighbor in the story. This is also when Stan realizes he’s ready to take on a sponsee of his own.
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manicpixiedgoblin · 1 year
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Chapter Ten.
It’s not that Ellie was sober - she wasn’t.
It’s the difference between doing molly at a party and a few lines as a New Year’s special and someone who relies emotionally on substances. She’d kept smoking during college, but seeing Jesse like this she couldn’t engage. She couldn’t enable him and feel fine.
Smoking in front of him felt like doing shots at an AA meeting - one where the alcoholics didn’t know what they were.
After Walt left, they’d been sitting in silence. Around ten minutes had elapsed since Jesse’d ripped the bong and they’d remained immobile when he reached for it again and broke the silence.
“Aight,” he said, “are you gonna smoke up or are you gonna leave?”
Ellie stared blankly at him.
“Whatever,” he packed the bowl and sighed.
“Jesse, why don’t we try talking?”
“Oh, now you wanna talk,” he jabbed.
“What does that mean?”
“It means I said smoke up or get the hell out!”
She looked hurt but nodded. She told herself she couldn’t blame him for what he said now, she couldn’t hold his illness against him. But having someone you love repeatedly attack you is hard to ignore.
“Okay,” she stood up, “call me if you need anything.”
“I told you what I need,” he looked up at her, one of his legs splayed out and the other bent, looking like a kid in his pajamas. “I need you to stop acting like my mom and light the fuck up.”
“I can’t.”
“Then leave.”
“Alright.”
She opened the door and looked back at him once, concerned. He rolled his eyes and threw the plastic bag full of weed at her.
“Fuck you, get rid of it if that’s what you want!”
She caught it almost inadvertently, and trying not to cry shut the door behind her and stood there a moment with her heart in her throat. Finally, she let out a shaky breath and looked at the six or seven grams of weed in her hand. She didn’t want to go back in so she put it in her coat pocket and walked to her car.
***
Jesse texted: I’m better. Sorry about this morning.
She read the text from Jesse while working on the painting that night, after her rounds and a shower. He’d sent it way earlier but she’d been too busy to notice.
El: I’m glad.
After texting him back she lit a cigarette and kept working on the details. It took her a few moments to realize that what was bothering her about it wasn’t something wrong with the composition but with the subject itself. She sighed and took it off the easel, propped it against the wall on the ground and took another drag before setting her cigarette down.
She had a couple more canvases in the hallway closet, she pulled a large square one out and opened a new indigo blue paint for the first coat.
Jess: we cool?
Ellie looked at her phone and without replying set it face down on the counter. She thought back to this morning and realized - she knew he would end up sleeping with Jane. She shouldn’t be too bothered by it - before Jane, she knew a relationship was her call. Yet now that someone else was there it bothered her. If he really felt the same way she did about him, he wouldn’t want anyone else, right? She groaned, picked up the phone and set it down again roughly this time.
She took a last drag of her cigarette, put it out and grabbed a paint brush to start.
***
Jesse was laying on the sleeping bags - back in his bedroom - tangled up with Jane on the ground.
“I uh- really need to get some furniture,” he laughed. They’d just finished having sex, and she turned smiling.
“I suggest you start with a bed.”
Jesse chuckled. His phone pinged. He turned around to find it, tucked away in the pocket of his discarded pants.
Ellie: we’re cool.
“Who is that?” Jane asked.
“Uhh, Ellie,” Jesse hesitated.
“Your best friend? She seemed nice.”
“Yeah, no, she’s great,” he sighed, “I was kind of a dick this morning.”
“Why?”
“I don’t know why,” he turned to face her, “it’s like the more she tries to help the more I get mad. I know she wants what’s best for me, but I wish we agreed on what that was.”
“Hmm. I get that.”
“And you know, she’s gonna flip if she finds out, uh,” he signed with his hands, “about this, I mean.”
“Why?”
Jesse faced the ceiling. After a pause, he shrugged.
“Does she like you?”
“No, no,” he quickly said, “no. Nothing like that. I mean, something like that. She used to. But she’s got this whole life now and - no. No, she doesn’t like me like that.”
“But you used to be together?”
“We uhh, kind of. We tried.”
“How long ago?”
“Long. Before she went off to college.”
“Oh,” Jane nodded, “that’s a while. So why should she flip? Nothing’s happened since and you’re still friends, right?”
“No, yeah, right. Right. I mean maybe more like worry or whatever. I don’t know.”
“Does she think I’ll hurt you?” Jane joked, turning on her belly and tracing her fingers on Jesse’s chest.
“She doesn’t know you.”
“We can fix that.”
***
They were counting money when Ellie pulled up. She still wasn’t used to seeing Jesse’s new car. Back in his old car, it was all crowded with memories. She’d pasted a sticker of one of those cabbage patch dolls on the passenger mirror, they’d kept a book of poems she read him in the glove compartment, and they’d had so much bouncy-sex in parking lots in the back.
She didn’t knock and went inside, just as Walt was picking up something from the floor.
“This isn’t your style,” he greeted her.
“What’s that?” Ellie asked, narrowing her eyes.
Walter was holding an earring with a cross. Jesse quickly took it and slipped it into his pocket.
“Nope,” Ellie said, “not my style. How’re you both doing?”
She tried to act normal. It wasn’t anything she hadn’t expected.
“Alright,” Walt nodded, “how’s your work?”
“All good. Gotta get back soon, I just wanted to uh, drop this off.”
She set down a bag on the floor and dipped out before anything else could be said.
***
Her phone rang a few minutes after she left, while she was still driving on her way to the hospital. Of course it was Jesse.
“Hey,” she tried to sound casual, “what’s up?”
“Uh, hi?”
“Hi.”
“Are you okay?”
“I’m good, yeah. You called. Are you okay?”
“I’m - yeah, I’m good. I just wanted to make sure, y’know, that we’re cool.”
“We’re cool, Jess,” she pretended not to understand, “I was just worried about you abusing the shit out of drugs.”
“I meant - I meant with what Mr. White said.”
“What did Walt say?”
“The earring, Ellie!”
She pressed her lips for a moment. “Oh. That.”
“Yeah…”
“Yeah, Jess. We’re fine. I mean,” she shrugged, and tried to sound natural, “we’re new at being friends, yeah. But we both want to make it work and uh, people sleep with people. And they tell their friends. Or, y’know, they don’t always, but, whatever. Friends are cool with their friends having sex, right?”
Silence for a moment and then, “so you’re sure we’re okay?”
“I’m sure, Jess,” she pulled up at her parking spot, “listen, I gotta go, I just arrived at the hospital. But we’re fine. This is how life is, this is how a friendship works, yeah?”
“Alright. Talk later, then.”
“Bye, Jess!” she sounded too cheerful.
“Aight, talk soon, El. Bye.”
***
When she got home that night she instantly opened a bottle of wine and drank straight from it. About halfway through, most of it having been drunk between her shower and smoking in the balcony, her phone went off.
“I told you we’re good, my friend,” she picked up mockingly.
“You’re not gonna like this, but we really need your help,” he sounded out of breath.
“Woah, okay, yeah, what’s up?” she tried to sober up.
“We, uh,” she heard him say something to someone else then press his face back to the phone, “someone got hurt. Not like, badly hurt, but they probably need uh stitches.”
“Was it you? Are you okay?”
“No, I’m fine, someone else.”
“Was it Walt? His skin is probably more sensitive now, his cicatrization processes-”
“El, you don’t know the guy, but can you help?”
“Yes, I can help.”
She heard him say something else to someone on the other side, muffled. She took out a cigarette.
“Are you coming here?” she asked.
“Is it safe?”
“Why would anyone be watching my place?”
“Yeah, we’ll bring him there.”
“‘Mkay,” she smiled at the phone, “see you soon, then!”
About fifteen minutes later, he called again. She’d cleaned up the place a bit and found a first aid kit and some other supplies, sterilized an area of her bathroom. She was smoking a cigarette when he called her.
“You’re here?” she asked, looking down from the balcony.
“Listen, I know no one’s watching, but Walter needs to be home by ten, so,” Jesse explained, “just trust me, please take care of this guy. He’s cool. He’s Badger’s lawyer.”
“You injured a lawyer?”
“He’s not a real lawyer-“ the sound of someone punching him interrupted his words, “hey! Bitch. Fine,” and then to Ellie again, “yeah, it was an accident. He’s being a bitch about it.”
“Whatever, yeah, I’ll fix the lawyer,” she said, “507, Jess.”
“Yeah. Do you want me to come after I drop Walt off?”
“What for?”
Silence. “Okay. Text me when it’s all done.”
“Yep.”
She hung up.
She heard knocking on the door and walked to open it, barefoot across the hardwood floors and the large rug she had in her living room. The man on the other side had a familiar face.
“Oh,” she said, “hmm… yeah. Commercials guy.”
“That’s me,” he smiled, then very obviously checked her out. “Are you a real doctor?”
“Realer than yourself,” she stepped aside to let him in.
She’d put on some clothes, but maybe not enough. She had on an oversized t-shirt and some pj shorts which barely showed. He walked into the apartment and gave it all a look as interested as he’d given her.
“Nice place,” he said, then extended his hand to her, “Saul Goodman.”
“Yes, I guessed,” she ignored his hand and pushed his hair out of his face, looking at the cut on his forehead.
“Yeah, your buddies,” he said, “work hazard, I guess.”
“We don’t get many lawyers for that these days,” she pointed him to the bathroom, “that way.”
“You know, you’re too hot to be a doctor,” he said walking towards the door she’d signaled.
“Thanks.”
“And what is your name?”
“Ellie.”
She walked into the bathroom behind him and tapped the sink twice, as he hopped on.
“Wait,” she said, turning around and letting out a light burp, “sorry.”
“Are you drunk?”
“Barely.”
“Woah,” he grabbed her hand, which was already reaching for his head again, “you can’t suture me while drunk!”
“I’m not drunk and I could do this plastered,” she rolled her eyes and swatted his hand away.
“Jesus, what do these guys think I am? I can’t walk out of here all Frankenstein’s monster!”
“You’ll be fine, shut up,” she grabbed the needle and the thread, “now stop moving or you’ll make it worse.”
He grunted but conceded, biting his tongue for once. The bleeding had subsided enough, but the gash was pretty broad, considering it was on his head.
“Drink some of that if you want,” she pointed to the bottle next to him.
“Is it gonna hurt?”
“Not more than busting it open did.”
“Is it gonna leave a scar?”
“Probably.”
He drank and then she pushed his head back. Because of the uncomfortable positioning, and the fact she was drunk enough not to care, she ended up propping her knee on the sink and pressing herself close to his face. She started the first stitch and he hissed.
“Don’t move,” she mumbled, focused.
She got through the five stitches it took without realizing he was distracting himself by alternating staring at her chest and face. When she was done she jumped down and looked at it from afar.
“Great,” she smiled satisfied and grabbed the bottle, taking a swig, “you’re good to go, then.”
She walked out of the bathroom and threw herself on the couch, realizing how exhausting it’d been to treat someone in this state. She had the bottle in her hand, and with the other she reached out for the remote to turn on the tv.
“Uh,” Saul walked behind her and sat on the edge of the sofa, “so what now? Can I just stay over?”
She gave him a confused, pissed off look.
“I mean your buddies sort of kidnapped me and left my car at my workplace and you can’t drive like this, so,” he shrugged.
She groaned, “I’ll call you a cab.”
“I wouldn’t want to be a problem, you know, I’m just saying, I could very well stay.”
“Cute, but no,” she stood up, walking over to the kitchen counter where she’d left her phone.
“So you’re a doctor and you paint?” she heard him say.
“Occasionally.”
“Which one?”
She ignored him and looked for the cab company in the yellow pages.
“It’s actually beautiful,” Saul said.
“Don’t look at them.”
“I like it. Very Carrington meets Bosch.”
“Why do you know about art?”
“What? Am I just supposed to be a two-dimensional lawyer?”
She ignored him again, dialing the number and calling him a cab. When she hung up he was standing besides her.
“They’ll be here in ten,” she said, “you can wait downstairs.”
“You’re sure I can’t stay?” he looked down at her, putting his hand to her arm.
She looked at his hand and then back at his face.
“Clean the stitches, sleep with your face up and take ibuprofen as needed,” she backed away, “goodnight, Goodman.”
He put his hands up in defeat and walked towards the door, grabbing his suit coat on the way.
“So, uh,” he stopped with his hand on the door handle, “I’ll call you to remove them?”
“They’ll fall by themselves.”
“Oh.”
“Night,” she pressed, glaring at the door obviously.
“Okay,” he opened it, “goodnight, Ellie.”
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lilyblackdrawside · 1 year
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Yep, we’re back on Sniperknights.
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Turns out that yes, May is still excellent. She’s an amazing opener either with the Vanguard/Sniper/Specialist or Defender/Caster/Sniper pick. I’ve come to prefer the latter, since there are a few decent 5-star Defenders I can take on the back of May, like Heavyrain or Hung.
Rosmontis didn’t perform too well, but I didn’t expect her to. She’s just a bit unfortunate by being locked to ground enemies and there being many other options for splash damage. She does have the unique niche within the Snipers that she can deal pretty decent arts aoe damage, especially if you get a Spinach-type and/or sp-charge relics.
W feels very hit or miss. I picked her up before Victory Horn and Glory Pack. She just seems unable to get going. Her S2 is too slow in most cases, even here where I have +0.7 sp/s and it’s on M3, and her S3 is as good as always, but there are a lot more convenient disables to use. She does do it at great range and her S2 mines also trigger Glory Pack, which I didn’t get to mess around with much since I needed her S3 a bunch. I’m not convinced by her, even when I can get her prepromoted and for 5 Hope.
Silence’s healing drone is affected by aspd. It sucks vs Highmore. Shame.
I definitely got saved by having +55% hp here. There were a bunch of spots where I would’ve just been bursted down without that. Overall, not a run with much damage though. Feels weird to win by defense. The three Caster vouchers in a row at the start were also very funny. (I started with one Reserve Caster and then got Reserve Caster -> free Pith -> Pith promote) Sadly, not even Pith is able to do much anymore, even with her 20 res ignore and as much as I like her. Also not a single Supporter voucher in the entire run. Not even when I couldn’t’ve afforded my desired Supporters anyway.
I found that there are a lot of stages where just deploying a ground unit is too much of a hassle and it’s all because of these guys:
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They always spawn in such a way that they’re pretty much last in regular targeting priority. They weigh a lot, so Besiegers will target them first (which will also get you killed) but that’s it. I guess Ceobe S2 would also have high priority on them. These things are just way too beefy, inflict massive corrosion damage, eat up your block count and deal high damage. Trying to find spots for someone like Elysium - or really any melee Vanguard - can be a real challenge on a lot of stages because of this. So I found that going for Sniper Squad is pretty good, because then I can simply grab some AA Snipers like May or GreyThroat who can deal reasonable damage to them, are cheap to deploy and handily clear early enemies while also providing decent support (May does anyway, GreyThroat just deals really good damage). This has been working out on Waves 13, so I’m looking forward to that changing on 14. Of course, I was also running other Snipers anyway, which I can now get quicker and cheaper. Between the Medic/Sniper, Vanguard/Guard and Defender/Supporter squads, I have the most staples in Snipers alone and I get discounted Medics on top of that. Getting a prepromoted Whisperain is great and other Medics like Ptilo or Warfarin are useful for their utility as well. Snipers provide good tempo, but there are a few earlygame stages that are a bit rough when I don’t get Highmore first, but I’d rather reset through the earlygame than anything else.
I did find merit in the Defender/Supporter squad as well, since both classes hold a lot of really good operators that I simply don’t have the hope or initiative to grab normally. I can’t just spend 4 for an Elite 1 Pramanix or Liskarm, but spending 2 for a prepromote is pretty fair and I also have a few good 6-star Defenders raised, so that’s aight. But ultimately, D/S Squad never got anywhere.
Casters suck at these high waves, I guess Ifrit would still hold up, but I don’t see her being terribly competent regardless. Tomimi could be good once her module comes out, simply because she deals physical damage, but... no, sorry. Oh yeah, Arts damage being so limp at this point is also why the Broodmothers are so annoying. It’s not like they have skyhigh def, but their res would normally be more manageable. I hope they show up in other game modes some time soon.
That’s waves 13 done. The final modifier on waves 15 looks fine, I was dreading something truly awful. It’ll still suck, but that’s okay.
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aight migrating back to aa brainrot shake me up until my eyes become googly if c!viceduo come back
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monochromatic-ahhhh · 2 years
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Arrow has amazing timing on updating two different fics today...
ARROW GIVE US A MINUTE ITS ONLY BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE KING'S TIDE
anw I'm glad the watch fic update was a lighthearted one (that call out dhhd)
THE FIRST (technically 2nd) CHAP THO OF THE DANGANRONPA FIC JKSABHSJ IT WAS LIBBY OMG IM SO EXCITED IT TOTALLY SUITS HER TOO
(THIS RESPONSE HAS BEEN IN THE DRAFTS FOR HOURS BC I KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED WHILE TRYING TO FREAKING READ)
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OKAY WOW THAT WAS AS TRIP SES 3 EP 4 REACTION TIME HECK BCUKLE U P
[Monkie Kid season 3 ep 4 spoilers under cut]
OH 
OH I PULLED UP THE EP AND ADRENILINE KICKED IN HGBSDLKFM;AOWEF 
SCREAMS
OKAY, SO THESE EPS
I’M GETTING THAT “AA I’M NOT READY” FEELING AGAIN HELPGBFJBAAWFMA;WEO
DANCES DANCES BREAKDANCES
i can’t actually breakdance
or dance…
MOVING ON BG;LKDSMNFAOWE 
*stares at the title* 
OH HAHA THIS IS A MACAQUE EPISODE ISN’T IT
AAAHAHAHAH I’M GONNA PERISH, I’M GONNA PERISH SO BAD BGAKDSMFOAWEF 
CONCERN 
INHALES
OKAY
PLAYED PART OF THE INTRO TO TEST THE SOUND AND I’M ON THE FLOOR ALREADY 
THE THEME SONG MAKES ME SO FREAKING HAPPYYYYYBGFL;MF;AOIGMAWEF WAILS 
SOBS CRYING BGSDFM;IOAFWAEF
FALLS ON THE FLOOR SOBS AND FLIPS TABLES 
OKAY I’M FINE HERE WE GO CLEARLY MAC EP PROBABLY HERE WE 
SCREAMS
SAND
HECKINGBGDSFKMAOEW
MAC EP
MAC EP 
MAC EP
AIGHT LETS SEE HOW STUPID YOU REALLY ARE MY GUY I’M READY BRING IT
I’M SO FREAKING NOT READY HELGNGFOIHAGA;WOE
THE SIGH 
JUST 
“ugh…” 
GBSDFMA;OGHAWE
 ALSO MY GOSH THIS 
THIS ANIMATION
BGAS;DLKFM;OAWE
MAC, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
MAN DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HIS FUEL GAUGE IS AND CRASHES GBSL;DKFMAWEOF 
OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO COMPASS THINGIEEEE
THAT FACE
THAT EXPRESSION
OH FLASHBACKKKK OHHHHHHH
SCREAMS 
SCREAMING
IM 
I DONT EVEN AHVE ANY THOUGHTS I’M JUST ONE BGI LONG SCREAM RN 
THE SURPRISE ON HIS FACE
AND THE
THAT MANS AFRAID RIGHT THERE
“You’ve been busy” DUDES ALREADY TRYING TO TALK AND HE’S ALREADY DOOMED 
Wowa
HELLO
HAIR
BG;SDLKMFOAGHA;OIWEGAMEWF 
SHE’S GROWN IT OUT BG;SDNM;SOHGWEA WHEEZING 
NICE STYLISH 
NOW JUST  RELEASE THE CHILD FOR GOODNESS SAKE BGSD;FM;OAWEF 
I NEED LIKE, FOUR HUNDRED YEARS TO PROCESS THIS
“UR OATH” AYO MACKY BOY WHAT DID YOU DO 
OH I’VE NEVER BEEN ACTIVELY CONCERNED FOR THIS IDIOT BEFORE BUT I AM FEAR.PNG SCREAMS 
HE LOOKS SO SCARED IN EVERY FRAME OH MY HECK HECK HECKE HCKEHGKMDFOAIWEF
M,ANS DEAD
MANS DEAD
MACAQUE DEAD AND BROGHT BACK REAL 
OH MY 
HI
OKAY
I AM NOT READY FOR THIS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT 
OKAY
SHE’S TERRIFYING 
I’M FEAR.PNG
WHAT WHAT EHGBSFMAWE
SCREAMING
I’VE HAD THIS PAUSED FOR FIVE MINUTES I’M STILL PROCESSING THE FACT THAT LBD BROUGHT MAC BACK FROM THE DEAD???????
WOOOOOOOOOOO
I’M 
GONNA DIE THIS EP
THIS IS IT
DEAR GOSH 
I’M JUST
HHAAHA
SITTING HERE
A H  
LAYS DOWN 
H
HI FLASHBACKS IN A FLASHBACK *WHEEZING* 
BUT UH
HAHA
HAHAHAH
THE BLUE CHAINS???? 
AND IT LOOKS LIKE MAC’S OWN SHADOWS ARE TURNING AGAINST HIM AND BINDING HIM HELLO/??? 
WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS HELPBG;SDMF;AOWG;OAWUIEFM 
HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S  GETTING CONSUEMD BY HIS OWN SHADOWS ????? HELLO????????? 
WOW
THIS IS A LOT TO UNPACK MY GOSH
THE HTING IS THO IS THAT BOTH MAC AND LBD ARE UNRELIABLE NARRATORS SO I DONT’ KNOW HOW MUCH OF THIS I CAN TRUST BUT MY GOSH HECK MAN 
Mac being like “nah” and just straight up leaving is jBGAKWME;FAWOEF
okay
OKAY
HAHAHAHAHHA
SORRY IT LOOKS
K
SO LIKE
MEMORY ALTERING?? HALF POSESSON?? FORCED FLASHBACKS??? MAKING HERSELF SEEEM LIKE A GOSH DANG ANGEL IN THE FLASHBACK IN HIS MIND?? 
OHHHHH BOYYYY OH BOYYYY WE’RE NOT OKAY 
MAC ACTING UNAFFECTED WHILE HE’S FREAKING TERRIFIED IS GBSD;FMAWOE 
BGKLDFMWE LOOKS LIKE MAC TOOK HALF THE ANIMATION BUDGET ALONE NGL 
I’M GRASPING AT HUMOUR STARWS RN LET ME BE 
WOW
OKAY 
CHAINS
HI 
THE WAY THE SYMBOL ORIGINATED UNDER HIM HAHHAHAHA 
HAHA
OH BOY
OHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YEAH SO THIS EXPLAINS
WHY HE LOOKS 
THE WAY HE DOES
EP 1
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
MAN
I’M DYING
WE’RE
HECK
HECK
EHCK
HECKGB;SDAKJFNAGWE
I’M BRAIN NOT HI
ACK 
OKAY WE’RE GOOD FINE
“CHAMPION”
HAHAHAHHAHA
OHHHH BOYYY
MANS JUST LOOKS EXHAUSTED NOW
HE’S STUPID AND NEEDS HECKING HELP 
WOW MAKES SENSE WHY HE’S “SIDING” WITH HER NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I PAUSED IT TO LOOK AT PIGSY AND TANG AND I TOOK TO LONG AND IT PUASED ON WUKONG AND I JUST YELLED “IT’S HIM” GBSAD;KFMNA;WOEIDFMAWEF I HAVE SUCH BRAINROT FOR THIS STUPDI MONKEY I LOVE HIM GBSD;FAGMOWE
TANG HE’S BEEN GLOWING THE WHOEL TIME WHAT DO YOU MEEAAANN 
I love Pigsy So much BGAKL;WMFE;OWEF 
TANG SCOLDING PIGSY BGSDALFMA;WEO
If they didn’t have pigs they’d never get anywhere BGSAKLWMWE
HE’S THE DRIVE THE “LETS KEEP GOING” HURRY UP KGNSAD;LFMAWOEF
MEI IS THAT MEME 
“IF I HAD THIS GUY I’D HYPE HIM UP SO MUCH, I’D WALK INTO A ROOM AND ANNOUNCE HIM AND IF YOU DON’T CLAP I’LL BLOW UP THIS BUILDING” OR WHATEVER IT IS GBASKFMAWE 
WHAT ARE THEYGBSDJL;FKMA;WOE RTYING TO ACCOMPLISH U CAN’T JUST HRRGGHHHH UNTIL U DBG;LSAJKVBOER HELPOGFAWEF
YEAH OF COURSE YUP GBASLKFM;AWEF 
CRYING OVER HOW SUPPORTIVE THEY ARE BGDS;JF;AWME ;A; 
Kay so last episode was “I know my powers will come back when my friends are in danger” and now he’s “how do i know it’s gonna work” 
feels contradictory and a little neyh writing :T 
TEH GOLD VISION IS THE BABY PIOWERBGDSKFM;AWEF
I’M NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS A BABYGBSDFAMOWEGFIGAW PLEASE MK BOI LAD MY GUY HELPBGSDLKMA;OIGEW
MEI AND SANDYGBFMA;OGHA;WEF
Mk i just v upset at himself :( 
Interesting how Monkey King’s insecurities in his powers result in not saying anything and trying to fix it on his own, brushing off concerns, while Mk’s manifests in anger at himself 
MAN ANYWAY 
WAIT I HAD TO GO BACK AND 
“WHAT USE AM I” 
MK
BUDDY
SHAKES HIM
U DON’T NEED TO BE USEFUL THAT’S WHY MONKEY KING IS RE-CHARGING BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO YOU DON’T NEED TO BE USEFUL TO BE IMPORTANT N
Okay so i get he just wants to help but my guy please PLEASE BG;SDAFMOAWEF 
 THE WAY MEI PRONOUNCED SAMADHI 
BGASKLDMFAWOE CRYINGBFALM;OEFIWE
“TANG DON’T JUST YELL, I CAN DO THAT” 
HE IS A PARENT I’M WHEEZINGBDSF;LAM;WEF
UH
NO
NO THEY DIDN’T 
MK DON’T GET IN THE CAR WITH MACAQUE
IT’S MACAQUE
MK DON’T GET IN THE CAR I SWEAR IT’S NOT 
HE’S TRYING SO HARD THEY REALLY NEED TO LIKE, HOLD HIS HAND AT ALL TIMES SO HE DOESN’T GET LOST I SWEAR, PUCNHES MACAQUE IN THE FACE 
HOW DID THEY NOT NOTICE MK DIDN’T GET IN THE VAN WITH THEM
PIGSY STOP TALKING UR SON IS MISSING 
I’M SUCH CONCERN
IS MEI WITH HIM?? 
WAS THAT AT LESAT MEI??? I’M SO CONCERNED 
FOR REALS IT’S SO OBV MAC IT’S SO SHADOWY IN THERE MEI KILL HIM 
“I feel like i’m talking to myself here” HTAT’S CAUSE YOU ARE, PIGSY PLEASE ;A; 
AT LEAST THEY HAVE EACH OTHER
Mei calling Pigsy Piggy actually means everything to me ;-; 
YOU GETTING IT MK
OH THANK HEAVENS SANDY’S WITH THEM TOO
OKAY SO AT LEAST THOSE THREE HAVE SANDY I’M GLAD YAY GOOD 
love how macaques first move is always to separate them first
kicks him in the knee 
YEEEAHAHHH MK GOT IT
HE’S SO FREAKING SMART
NOOOOOOOO
SUCH CONCERN
YEAH PIGSY NOTICE 
SCREAMS
WUKONG WAKE UP U STUPID MONKEY UR SON’S IN TROUBLE 
OH THAT WAS BEAUTIFULLY DONE 
THE CHANGE THERE THE SEPERATION BETWEEN THE TWO VANS
AND THE WAY THEY’RE DRIVING INTO THE DARKNESS WHILE THE OTHERS ARE DRIVING TOWARDS TEH SUN IS ACTUALLY SO FREAKING GOOD ACTUALLY HOT DANG WRITING GO BRRR
YOU DON’T SAY, MEI 
UYEAH GET IT 
AHAHAHAH NOOOOO
OH I SWEAR IF MAC SEPERATES MK FROM THEM I’M GONNA BREAK MORE THAN HIS FACE BGSLK;FMAWOEF 
LOOK AND MACAQUE CHANNELING HIS INNER LBD GLITCHY VIBES 
BGA;SLKMFA;OWE
MAN THO THE ANIMATION 
IT’S FUNNY HOW CLEAR PEOPLE LOVE MAC AS A CHARACTER 
HOW WELL THEY ANIMATE HIM SAYS IT ALL GBSDKFMAOWEF 
MACAQUE: how could I possibly lure sandy away
Macaque: got it 
macaque: MEOW
CANON
I CAN’T BEELIVE THIS BGSAKDFMA;OWEF
NO BUT THE VISUAL OF MACAQUE PUTTING A WALL BETWEEN MK AND MEI TRYING TO SEPERATE THEM IS UH 
YEAH 
THINKS ABOTU HOW HARD HE SELF PROJECTS ONTO THOSE TWO 
HHAHAHAHA
KILL
TOUCH MK AND U DIE MAC
I DON’T CARE UR TRUAMATISED I’LL DROP KCIK U INTO THE SUN 
MAN
KILL HIM 
SMACKS MACAQUE WITH A PILLOW
FILLED WITH BRICKS
HE’LL BE FINE
THE WAY HE JUST PASSED RIGHT THROUGH HIM AND MK LOOKED SO PANICKED
MAN
PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE 
PUNCH HIM
IN THE FACE
NOOO
W O W 
Y’know, despite the fact he’s doing this, like Mac is so freaking stressed, he’s like
W O W 
Wukong in ep 1: do i have to spell everything out?
Mac in ep 4: do I have to explain EVERYTHING? 
THEY’RE STUPID AND THE SAME, AND ITS JUST KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD
BRUH DUDE UR THE WORRRSSSTTTTTT 
So like, one down and one to go, so good news is he has to come back for Wukong so BGAKWMOEF 
 YEAH THAT’S RIGHT PIGSY, U KNOW SOMETHINGS WRONG GO GET UR KID 
HELLO SCORPION DEMONNNNN
HELLOOOO
OHHH BOIII
IS THIS WHERE THEY SNAP HIM OUT OF HIS MEDITATION AND SOMETHING HAPPENS
I’M HHHHHAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
SCREAMING 
OKAY KILLS MACAQUE 
I DON’T BG;KLSAFMAOWE AAAAA
The way Mk looks whenever Macaque is around H
He just, he knows what he’s doing and knows Macaque’s manipulations by now, so he’s just angry at him. HE’S NOT EVEN SCARED AT THIS POINT HE’S JUST MAD 
GOSH 
KILL HIM
HOW DARE YOU THREATEN SANDY I’M GONNA BODYSLAM YOU INTO THE SUN 
HOW DARE
GET HIM
GET EM 
“BABY POWERS”
YOU’RE SO STUPID, YOU EVESDROPPED DIDN’T YOU 
KICKS HIM IN THE LEG 
GET HIM MK
BEAT HIM  UP 
OKAY BUT THAT WAS REALLY INTERESTING. HE CAN SEE THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, THAT HE USES, THE GOLDEN VISION AND ALL THE SUDDEN THE SHADOWS ARE SMALLER
LIEK THE GOLD VISION LITERALLY WEAKENED MACAQUE JUST BY ACTUALLY LOOKING AT HIM
hoooOOOO BOY THE 
CAUSE MACAQUE’S STRENGHT COMES FROM HIS LIES AND DECEPTION AND SHADOWS
TAKE THAT AWAY, AND HE’S BARELY ANTYING
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW
WOW
MK
LOOK HOW MUCH HE’S PROGRESSED AND GROWN UP
Instead of yelling and fighting, he just holds Macaque there and asks and tries to understand and acts like this is just a normal conversation, eh’s not even trying to fight him he’s just asking 
MAN 
HE’S SO EARNEST TOO
MK MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME HE’S TRYNG SO VERY HARD TO BE KIND AND UNDERSTANDING (looks at SQ) mAN 
“i’ve had a taste of dying, and not a big fan SO” KAY WOW AIGHT COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT DEAD BOY BGSDKLMF;AOWEF 
When he’s with his friends he seems actually like afraid of macaque but he’s literally fighting him without powers rn and he doesn’t seem afraid of him at ALL 
man
MAN
okay just, I find how Mk treats him very interesting 
mK IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR MACAQUE I’M JUST SAYING LIKE HE’S SO PATIENT AND KIND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE BEATS HIM THE HECK UP, MAN ABUSES THIS KID AND HE JUST CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET HIM TO OPEN UP AND BE KIND TO HIM M A N 
MAN 
THIS EP
EHCK
“if you can’t beat me, you can’t beat her” THAT WHOLE
HE’S RIGHT 
LIKE, SEH’S SO MUCH MORE PWOERFUL THAN HIM AND HE KNOWS IT
AAAAA
I’M HAVING WAY TOO MANY THOUGHTS RN 
“I’ll repay my debt and be free of this nightmare” HE SAYS IT SO CAUSUALLY BUT MY GUY MY GOSH THE HECK GBSDKLFMA;WOEIFM 
I’D SAY SOMEBODY HELP HIM BUT MK’S ALREADY TRYING TO HECK 
GET EM
YES
MEI
GET HIM
CAUSE MK WON’T PUNCH HIM HE WONT’ DO IT
MEI WILL
FRICK YEAH 
GET EMMMMM
JHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA
YOU DON’T GET TO TOUCH M’BOY
GET EM MEI 
BEAT HIM UP 
YEEEAAHHHHHHH
YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH
GET EM MEI 
OHHHHHHHH
THAT HURT HIM
Y’DON’T SAY
THE WAY MK THINKS MEI IS THE ABSOLUTE COOLEST 
I’M HOLDING THEM SO GENTLY
THEY HYPE UP EACH OTHER SO MUCH I LOVE THEM 
YEAAAAHHH
GET EM MEI
BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HIM
SHE’S PROBABLY GONNA LOSE BUT GET ONE HIT IN AND I’LL BE SO HAPPY 
MEI IS SO FREAKING GOOD I APPRECIATE HER SO MUCH 
THE FACT MEI PICKED THAT UP JUST BY WATCHING HER UNCLE DO THAT IS AMAZING 
Mei: *shows up* 
Macaque: I n t e r e s t i n g 
AKA: I have no idea what to do in this situation so i’m making myself seem like i just find it neat 
THAT IS SUPER GROSS, GET HIM 
I’M LAUGHING 
AT HIM
SO HARD
LETS GET SOME ARMOUURRRRRR
HE’S SO STUPID
HE’S SO DRAMATIC
I KNOW IT’S JUST FOR THE SETS BUT I’M WHEEZING BGD;SLKFMN;GH;OAIWMF 
CAN WE PUNC HIM
CAN WE PLEASE? 
ALSO AWOOGA THAT FRAME WHEN WE SEE HIM INSIDE THE MECH HI 
HI 
HIS MECH HAS SIX EEEARRRRSSSSSS
SANDYYYYYY
;A; 
I’M HOLDING HIM SO FREAKING GENTLYYYYYYYYYYY
HAHA U FOOL YOU THINK U CAN STAND AGAINST SANDY??????
HA 
GET HIM MEI
HE DARED TOUCH SANDY BEAT HIM UP 
WOOWWWW THAT LIKE, LAZERD HIM DIRECTLY AND NOTHING HAPPENED
WOOWWWWW
IT HURT HIM BEFORE THO?? 
THINKING HARD ABOTU THAT 
WOWWWW
W O W 
THE LBD FRAME
MK’S THE SAME
H
I’M FINE
That’s Mk’s “something bad is happening to my friends and i can’t do anything about it” face
wonder if 
backstory H
JUST THINKING IGNORE ME MOVING ON 
BRUH
OF COURSE THEY DID THE “TAKE ME, JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE” OF COURSE THEY DID 
MAC JUST LOOKS KINDA ALL OVER THE PLACE HE’S NOT DOING WELL, AND I STILL WANNA PUNT HIM INTO THE SUN FOR DOING THIS TO MK 
MACAQUE SELF PROJECTING ONTO MK
GLOATING OVER THE FACT THAT HE’S IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION AND MK IS NOTHING
CAUSE HEY, HE’S IN MK’S PLACE IN REGARDS TO LBD
HE IS NOTHING, AND LBD IS IN CONTROL 
HE’S LIKE, CLASSIC BULLY PROJECTING ISSUES ONTO SOMEONE WEAKER THAN HIM I’M
HE’S THE WORST Y’ALLS 
THAT QUIET “I said.” 
h
ACTUALLY NOT OVER HOW MAC JUST SLAMMED MEI’S DRAGON INTO THE SAND
GET EM MK 
LOOK HOW PRETTY BIRD HE IS 
GET HIM
HOW’D HE KNOW TO GO FOR THE EYE?? 
HOW’D THAT EFFECT MAC?? 
HECK
YEAH GOT HIM 
WOW MK’S POWERFUL 
WOW THE WAY HE
CLUTCHED HIS EYE AND LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY 
MANS’ GOT EYE TRUAMA FOR ONE 
UH
WOW THIS IS A LOT THIS EP HOLY CRAP THERE’S SO MUCH TO FREAKING UNPACK I’M REELING 
Interesting really is Macaque’s favourite word this season GAL;KF;AWE HE’S SO SUTPID I’M GONNA FISTFIGHT HIM INTO THE SUN
THE TRANSFORMATIONS 
SCREAMING SO LOUDLY 
THAT WAS A LOT 
THAT WAS SO MUCH
WOW
WOW
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF TO WATCH THIS AND I STILL FEEL THE NEED TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN BECAUSE WOW
WOW THAT EYE THING THO
I’M ON THE FLOOR
HOLY CRAP
I’M DEAD
MK KNOWING TO GO FOR THE EYE THO 
I’M NOT OVER THAT 
HE KNOWS THAT’S A SPOT THAT HURTS HIM AND WENT FOR IT 
H
I’M WOW
WOW
SO SAD WE COULDN’T SEE MEI REALLY BEAT UP MACAQUE BUT
WOW
THE WAY MK TREATS MACAQUE AND LIKE
SEEMS SAD WHEN HE GOES FOR THE OTHER OPTION RATHER THAN LETTING HIM HELP HIM
N
HHGGBBD;FMAOEW 
SCREAMS
I NEED TO LIKE LAY DOWN AFTER THIS EP GOOD GOSH 
LAYS DOWN
SCREAMS
ROLLS AWAY
OKAY WOW YEAH
GONNA
THIS REALLY TOOK EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE, CRUMPLED IT UP INTO A BALL AND HANDED IT BACK TO ME BGDSLKFMA;OGH;OIAWEMF
WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOW
OKAY I’M FINE
IM JUST
WOW
THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE TO GET OVER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
GODSPEED GOOD DAY I’MA GO HAVE A CRISIS NOW FARWELL 
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(1/2) Aaa hi- Could I get a romantic (or platonic if that's easier) matchup? Also I dunno how many asks I'm allowed to make but this might take two of them- My name is Toby, I'm a 5'6" transmale that uses he/bee/luck pronouns. I'm a chill but also soft person that's surprisingly wholesome yet chaotic. I'm horrible at standing up for myself which ends up in a lot of crying- I've got short, fluffy blonde hair and grey eyes :0 I'm also hella pale- Like I glow in the dark AND light, ya know? ---
(2/2) My hobbies consist of sleeping, cosplaying, and even more sleeping- I really like spicy candy (atomic fireballs are my JAM bro) and telling people random facts! I usually get hella anxious/scared if anyone around me is mad and I'm hella touch starved nglllll- I also like birbs- ESPECIALLY DUCKS I love ducks, bro- My favorite holidays are Easter and Halloween, if that explains anything about me- Also in a relationship, all I know if that I'd want my effort reciprocated- I hope this is ok AA
@stinkylittleanon
𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚙
𝐾𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑜 𝑇𝑒𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑢
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Oop I’d mentally prepare for this one...
Ok so it’s after school and your just trying to walk home
Then
OUT OF NOWHERE
some ass hole starts picking on you 😡
And you we’re just sitting and taking it, hoping the person would just go away
Then all of the sudden
Someone comes behind you and pushes you behind them
Who is this someone?
Kuroo that’s who
He was just walking home as well when he saw someone approach you
You obviously looked uncomfortable, so he decided to intervene
He tells the bully to buzz off and once they leave he turns to make sure your ok
Once you reassure him your fine he offers to walk you home
Not wanting the bully to come back you agree
You get to your house and that’s when you and Kuroo realize that you both live in the same neighborhood 😳
After that day it became a habit for you and Kuroo to walk to and from school together
Ngl kenma was kinda happy to have a third party on the walks 👀
But walking to and from school soon turned into hanging out at school
And hanging out at school turned into hanging out outside of school
And you know one thing led to another....
Yeah you two basically showed up to school one day like “yeah btw we’re dating now”
He confessed to you very casually at your house after school one day
Like y’all were just chilling and he was like “you know what would be cool...if we dated ;)”
And you we’re like “aight bet”
Of course kenma was the first to hear this news
And everyone was just like “cool” 👍
𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝐴𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑌𝑜𝑢
Omg this man LIVES for your fun facts
Hands down the highlight of his day
You wanna tell him about the discovery of the pretzel
Go for it
You wanna rant to him about ducks
He’s 100% engaged
Oop
Ok
He really likes your hair 👀
It’s just so soft!
And fluffy!
He really likes to play with it
And he always buys you little hair accessories to try
𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑇𝑜 𝐷𝑜 𝑇𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟
IRIRNDB
Ok so this man will make EVERYTHING out to be a competition
So once you even MENTIONED the fact that you like spicy candy
Oh the games have begun
Basically this is me saying he really enjoys gaveling candy competitions with you
Basically first to spit out their candy loses
Other than that
He really likes the holidays with you
ESPECIALLY HALLOWEEN
It’s just a whole ass vibe that time of year
From scary movies
To decorating
To buying candy 👀
Kuroo loves it all
𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝐻𝑐
He’s made fun of your paleness before
Not in a mean way!
He’s just told you that you’d make a great vampire for Halloween...
Every
Single
Y e a r
The day you mentioned liking spicy candy
He went to the store and bought BAGS and BAGS of candy
To this day you still have some sweets left over from that candy haul
If you let him
He really likes styling your hair
And since your hairs short he really only gets to put pins and hair clips in
But hey it’s something
One time he legit got gel and made your hair look looked his 😀
AND IT DIDNT EVEN LOOK GOOD CAUSE YOUR HAIRS SO SHORT 😤
WASTE OF GEL MAN
𝑂𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐴𝑒𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐
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dreamii-yume · 4 years
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Jack’s birthday.....does this mean we get to fck the wolf?! Ok ok i always liked your birthday surprise for jamil so what if the same for jack? Except.....instead of ribbons and cake it is his cute smol darling in frilly bunny theme lingerie complete with the fluffy ears and tail! Go feast on your meal jack!
Looking away with a burning hot expression, Jack tries to hide his face with one hand while trying to prevent you from coming closer with the other. His tail is wagging violently behind him, he might just really exploded with this...thing that you suddenly pulled on him.
“Happy Birthday, Jack!” You cheerfully blurted out as you held out a whole cake in front of him.
“What is that...” Jack let out a mild growl as he shakily raised a finger to point down at you. Blinking, you tilted your head to the side, the fluffy bunny headband almost had him fooled at first glance. He was being quite vague at what he’s pointing at so, you automatically assumed that it’s the cake that he was talking about.
“It’s your birthday cake! It’s home-made! I asked Trey-senpai to help me out!” His tail stood up on its end when you raised the cake proudly, he could clearly see how your breasts would bounce up even with the slightest movement. “Ah, don’t worry! I asked Vil-senpai for advice, so I didn’t add in anything that you might dislike, but it’s as delicious as professional-made cake!”
“...No, that’s not what I...” Jack trailed off as he wasn’t able to continue his words, not when he melts at the sight of your cheerful face like this. The more you talked about the cake, the more his mind shifts to something else other than the cake. Peeking through his fingers, his ears twitched but even his heightened hearing was unable to process what you were saying as all he could see was your mounds all clumped together in a tight piece of leather, creating a beautiful line of cleavage. Sighing, he hesitantly placed his hands down to have a closer look at your...interesting attire.
With that frilly lingerie embracing your figure, you were wearing something that he hasn’t seen you wear often and yet, you hold no shame in wearing them. Fluffy bunny ears bouncing on the top of your head, a cute bow around your neck, and that thigh-high see-through socks that circled around your thighs. You walk around with an intentional sexy aura and yet, your physique was still the same adorable figure to him. You had always been an eccentric woman, always thinking of antics like this, why is he even surprised in the first place? You probably thought it’ll be cute if you matched with him during this special day, being lewdly dressed as an adorable rabbit and all.
...You didn’t even realize how dangerous rabbits are to wolves like him.
“Ah! If you’re so worried, then how about a little taste~?” Shifting your attention to search for a nearby fork, you failed to see the change in Jack’s expression as his eyes followed your attractive figure. He could just see the outline of your ass, along with fluffy ball of tail attached to the back of your outfit. You really highlighted even the extra details, huh? “I had Vil-senpai taste-test this and said that it’s decently tasty! I can confirm too~!”
Finally, you grabbed a fork and plunge it in a certain part of the cake, breaking apart a hefty amount for Jack’s taste buds to accomodate. “Alright Jack, prepare to be amazed! Say Aa-“
As you turned around and was about to gesture the piece of cake forward, you had the intention of feeding him yourself, however, you cut yourself off as Jack had already been inches away from your face. His face all serious with his brows scrunched together, the blush in his cheeks had never seemed to disappear though. He gently took a hold of the fork that you were holding and turned it around to face you. Wide-eyed, Jack grabbed your jaw and used his thumb to part your lips open, which wasn’t the hard to begin with as the bewilderment already got your mouth hanging. With that, he placed the fork full of that tasty healthy cake that you speak of and let it slip through your mouth.
“...M-Mgh...?” You exclaimed in confusion as your cheeks began to turn red at the sudden action. The ‘piece’ was supposed to be for Jack, so you purposely cut a larger part as you know how big of a bite he can do. However, not expecting for him to turn that gesture against you, the piece of cake got your mouth full with a bit of cream slipping out of the sides of your lips. What just happened...? What is he trying to-
Just when you start to contemplate about Jack’s actions and start chewing, it was too late for you to react when suddenly, Jack slammed his lips against that stuffed mouth of yours. You widened your eyes in surprised, the small blush you had before had suddenly exploded into bursts of red. His tongue entered yours so smoothly, gently scraping against the contents inside to transfer them to his own, tasting the cake for himself. Your own tongue wasn’t able to move, let alone even taste the cake’s flavor as he continued lapping up as many bits of sweets inside your mouth.
You were so caught off guard that you almost dropped the whole cake but luckily, Jack flawlessly caught it before deepening the kiss completely. You felt his hands snaked behind you, even taking a sneaky grope at your ass whilst giving support in case you fall. At this point, Jack had already emptied your mouth off the cake and now just indulging in your own taste, which had your eyes hazy. You noticed how he was slowly but impatiently trying to push you backward, until your legs hits the edge of a bed, inviting a comfortable fall in the soft mattress. This prompted Jack to let go of your mouth to allow air to come fill your lungs once again as he hovered above you.
Setting down the plate of cake onto the table near the bed as Jack didn’t want to waste your hard work with the cake. He wiped the remaining bits of cream in his face, his mouth moving to analyze the piece that he so selfishly stole from you. “...It’s not bad.” He said in bashful red as you stared at him, panting, you still couldn’t quite processs what just happened. “I can tell you worked hard and for that, you have my thanks...”
You squeaked when his large hands had suddenly came in contact with your naked thighs, sending goosebumps along the way. Jack leaned closer to your face, he looked like he’s irritated about something again, however, that doesn’t seem to be the case in this situation. He moved in closer and closer, tilting his head slightly that you shivered when you felt his fangs about to chomp on your neck. “...But I’d like to try something else that you’re offering.”
*breathe in *breathe out aight this is a good start, Yume is late because she was coincidentally invited to someone’s party and I- I thought I’d celebrate for Jack (΄◉◞౪◟◉`)
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1-800-i-ship-it · 4 years
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*All Might voice* I AM HERE! for dad!jinsung and son!bam fluff and content.
I am so paranoid tumblr is gonna delete this and lo and behold it won’t appear on my pc browser as a draft what’d ya know surprise surprise so here we go mobile copy paste it is listen tumblr I’m so done I can see the drafts increase from 42 to 43 but the gosh darned POST DOESNT APPEAR.
Anyways
Hello anon!
Apologies for the super long wait for me answering this :’) In hindsight maybe I should have just answered it with a short answer but since I dragged it out this long, might as well write some headcanons amirite; i have some modern day setting + ToG stuff hope u don’t mind + varying ages of Bam
Modern Day:
Jinsung taking smol bam to a small ice cream stand and just chilling in the park walking around, smol Bam asks Jinsung a lot of questions and Jinsung just kinda doesn’t know what to tell Bam xD
Jinsung taking teen Bam back to school shopping and while doing so buys Bam matching clothes with him (that black dress shirt and khakis yes) and Bam likes to wear it to remind him of his dad when he can’t see him
Jinsung taking care of baby Bam who wakes him up in the middle of the night and leaves him with eyebags all the time but has the cutest baby smile ever that even Jinsung cannot resist it
But other than that Bam is a great baby who rarely misbehaves and is a favorite at FUG gatherings during the holidays which Jinsung is forced to go to sometimes
Jinsung trying to figure out what to say to Bam the first time smol Bam has a boo boo and needs comforting
Jinsung meeting Wangnan at the park once, a random teenager, who offers him lollipops instead of cigarettes and looks pointedly at smol Bam, to which Jinsung reluctantly accepts
The next time Wangnan spots Jinsung and his son at the park again he smiles seeing that Jinsung is chewing on a lollipop instead of smoking
Jinsung’s favorite lollipop flavor is lemon no I do not take criticism (I’m just kidding, I just think he might like it)
I’d imagine Jinsung is some high ranking officer at a big company but hates dealing with paperwork so his assistants always deal with that stuff, and technically isn’t the highest ranking officer but they go to him for problems they don’t know what to do about cause he’s extremely knowledgeable
Has a lot of influence therefore can do almost anything he wants so he has flexible hours in order to take care of smol Bam
When Bam comes home one day saying he has met Khun Jinsung frowns every so slightly for a split second before Bam can see but Jinsung lets it slide...for now because he can see how excited smol Bam is talking about his school day and meeting Khun who gave him a super cool shiny stone; Jinsung notices that it’s suspendium and in his head is like damn, they sure are close
Of course, Jinsung still tells his people to do an extensive background check on Khun AA to make sure he was clean and wasn’t just trying to sabotage his company like the 10 Great Famillies did before
Bam gets older, Khun and Bam are as close as ever and Jinsung realizes that Bam is gay before Bam realizes
Jinsung sits down to have the talk with Bam and dear god poor middle school Bam is just confused and is like, what are you talking about, I only like Khun, I think I love him? But it’s just Khun? Then Jinsung sighs deeply and realizes he’s dug himself a hole and just keeps talking to Bam about being demi and all that, Bam kind of understands but not really, Jinsung kinda gives up at the end but asks some questions about what Khun means to Bam who in turn rambles a bunch and Jinsung is like yup head-over-heels
Fast forward to high school; Khun is Bam’s prom date as “friends” Khun comes to pick Bam up and while Bam dashes upstairs, Jinsung gives Khun The Dad Talk about not hurting Bam and Khun is actualllly kind of intimidated for once, but once Jinsung sees the look in Khun’s eyes he’s like alright this boi also head-over-heels we should be good
Jinsung never cries but he cries at their wedding (just a few tears obviously, the full on crying comes after)
Tower of God universe:
I like to think that Jinsung reminds Bam that he’s there for him and they have silent acknowledgments or agreements with each other about that especially after a tough training day
Bam might not know but Jinsung breaks a lot of rules for him from FUG but he gets away with it bc he’s powerful and also so is Bam
Classic thing that’s like already canon but Jinsung buying clothes for Bam and always beng able to send them to him no matter where he is
Bam has an attachment to the first shirt that Jinsung gave Bam and even though its torn and ripped he keeps it (even tho Khun says not to)
When training with FUG, Jinsung pushes Bam to his limit but never too much, which was sparked by Hwaryun in the beginning telling Jinsung what Bam is really capable of (beginning of Bam growing on Jinsung)
Bam always coughs whenever Jinsung smokes near him so Jinsung makes sure he doesn’t smoke close to Bam
Jinsung sometimes opens up and tells Bam stories about his past to which Bam listens earnestly but also sometimes doesn’t say anything, the pressure FUG putting on him almost breaking him, and sometimes Jinsung will give him a pat on the shoulder, and on really bad days, a hug even though Jinsung feels awkward doing it he knows it helps Bam
Jinsung gives Bam headpats no I will not take criticism
Still does it even when Bam grows almost to his height (I did not check the wiki pls don’t attack me)
Jinsung ends up caring a lot for Bam, and Bam for Jinsung eventually even though he was quite angry and frustrated at first
Bam fills the void in Jinsung’s heart, quenches some of his never-ending thirst for revenge against the 10 great families and jahad and what they have done to him, and Jinsung is kind of like the real parent that Bam never really had with Rachel
Jinsung tells Bam to be happy, and Bam’s just, never really thought about that much; in his mind it was always Rachel as the endgame, but eventually he comes to realize what happiness really means to him, and he’s grateful for Jinsung’s support
Bam gives Jinsung hope, something he thought he would never have ever again, and Jinsung gives Bam the notion of happiness and healthy parenting (i acknowledge it might not have been healthy in the beginning), someone who he can rely on
They both help each other grow and I think that’s beautiful
Aight I might have gone overboard but to be fair I did already warn ya’ll in my blog description that my default is rambling xD anyways anon I hope this answers your ask! So sorry I took legit FOREVER to answer but I hope this lived up to your expectations.
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Waiting to Get Home
Bethany slouched in the black leather passenger seat of her boyfriend's white Porsche Cayenne S, looking out the window at her own flat expression in the side mirror. The car was his baby and he'd just gotten it washed. She could tell he thought he was somebody now.
His hand flexed on top of the wheel, Monaco watch on full display and elbow resting on the door like a.. like a..
Who was she kidding. Like himself.
He thought he was the shit because he was the shit in his coke white hoodie with the white gold chunky necklace on the outside falling on his collarbone. His white skully hid his dreads but showed off glittering diamond studs. His white pants tucked into his white Chelsea boots left Bethany to admire his style like damn.. He wanted to be like her so bad. They were matching today. She clutched her stomach and grimaced, her blush painted almond nails digging into her faux fur white jacket.
"Get your ID out," Erik said.
Bethany continued to hold her stomach. The pain from her cramps had long passed but she didn't like that he hadn't acknowledged the fact that she was in pain and cramping up to begin with. She wanted him to mention it.
"Where's your ID? Come on. Get it out."
Erik turned into the gate, following behind a red Toyota onto the Alameda military base.
"My stomach hurt," Bethany whined, with another grimace, her glossy bottom lip protruding. Erik still ain't look her way.
"I'm sorry your stomach hurts. Get your ID out, okay?"
What? No belly rub?
Bethany frowned at Erik's side profile as he looked ahead and to his own window, driving up to meet the guard. She already had her driver's license in her pocket but had purposely waited to take it out. She had no real reason other than she wanted to... because she could and Erik couldn't do anything about it.
He was looking at her now in irritation, his mouth a straight thin line and his eyes on hers. Finally, some attention.
"Here." Bethany stretched her arm and then her body over Erik's torso as he frowned, accepting the weight on his body. "Erik, move, damn," she groaned, her 20 inch bundles flowing in his face as she pressed down on his thigh for balance. She handed the guard her license and fell back into her seat with a sigh as the guard fought a smile. He wanted to laugh, but he could see Erik's stone face staring forward. Erik's brows then raised toward the guard as if to say "get me out of here" and the guard, nodding him on, handed back the ID's, including Erik's military ID.
Snatching the ID's from Erik's hand, Bethany ignored the quick turn of his head as he nudged the car forward slowly. He was glaring hard at the side of her face, but she was looking at the picture on his ID, unbothered and entertained.
"I don't get why some people gotta look evil in all their photos," she teased, her lip twisting in judgement. When she felt him refocus on the road, she looked through her window again as SWV's Right Here started to play on XM radio.
There were people walking about in tan camouflage and hats. There was even a group on the grass across the street who were doing some sort of military drill.
Erik drove into the parking lot of the commissary and parked in a middle spot, bypassing the disabled parking spaces. He threw it in park and pulled the key out, checking for his phone.
"You gone make me walk," Bethany sighed kissing her teeth. "Fine, whatever."
"You the one who get mad when I park in the accessible space! Where I'm supposed to park Bethany?"
"I said whatever," Bethany snapped. She didn't know why she was being a bitch, she didn't actually have a problem with where he parked, she just felt icky and gross and wanted her period to end.
He sighed staring at the side of her face.
"Ew.. nigga," she muttered almost inaudibly opening her door quickly to climb out. She slammed it louder than she meant to scaring herself because she knew Erik didn't play about his car. She didn't need to look at his face to feel that his eyes were big. She scuttled across the street in her three inch heeled white boots, walking through the store's automated entrance.
She got to the produce section and grabbed the lettuce, tomatoes, and onions before Erik pulled up beside her with the shopping cart. He walked around the basket to stare in her face as she dropped the items in.
"You Gucci?"
"Yeah, nigga! I'm fine," Bethany's head bobbled as her lip twisted. She sashayed away to grab some apples and grapes, turning back briefly. "Push the basket!"
When she turned to grab the bag of grapes, she felt like she was on a high. It was risky to keep going off on her man like this, but it gave her such a rush. Plus, she felt touchy and irritable. He was always a bit more patient when he knew it was that time. She'd never get away with yelling at him like this otherwise.
"Ew, I don't want them bigass oranges get the mangoes," Bethany frowned watching Erik grudgingly put his grapefruits back. He loved them, but Bethany claimed that her nose was sensitive on her period and that the grapefruits stank. "Brand spanking new apartment. Penthouse, nigga, and you wanna bring that shit in and stink the place up."
Erik swallowed his lips causing his dimples to sink as he moved away to grab some capers and salad dressing. He wasn't entertaining her shenanigans.
Watching him stealthily from the corner of her eye, Bethany grabbed for a watermelon making sure it was nice and heavy.
"Eriiik," she whined watching him turn back in annoyance. She pointed to the watermelon and he rolled his eyes but came to get it for her.
She didn't really want it, she just liked to watch him lift things. He did it effortlessly like it was nothing, sitting it in the basket.
She smirked, twisting the sapphire ring Erik got her last Christmas on her finger as she walked toward the next aisle.
"Push that for me."
Surprisingly, he didn't say a word. He followed her with the basket as she filled it with the things they'd need for the next month. Cleaning supplies, toilet paper, a dish brush, aluminum foil, sandwich bags, among other things. "Get it all," he'd said in the car. That was exactly what she planned to do. She grabbed AA and AAA batteries, a swiffer, some tampons.
"What are you doing," Erik sighed as she inspected packages of ground beef.
"I'm just looking." Turning the packs on her hand, she checked the dates.
"Don't neither of us eat beef babygirl. What you doing," he asked again calmly.
"I can't look?.." Rolling her eyes, she sat the package down and picked up shrimp instead, placing it in the basket.
"Yeah you PMS'ing," Erik muttered pulling the basket over to the juice. He loved him some CranApple.
"Don't talk to me like that," she snapped, her hand in the air for emphasis. "Don't nobody say nothing when you bitter and ugly."
"Woooo," he sighed walking away.
He'd be back.
Bethany left the basket exactly where it was for him to come back and push as she went to snatch down some Chips Ahoy cookies, BBQ chips, boxed brownies, oatmeal cakes, and fudge cookies. She dropped the armful into the basket and went back for sour cream and onion chips and onion dip. When that was in the basket, she just needed ice cream.. and whipped cream.. and cake mix, she'd passed that.
"Bethany stop." Erik reappeared almost causing her to jump. His voice sounded tired. He was holding pasta, rice,  beans, and more vegetables, some of them frozen. "You can't eat all that shit, you gone make yourself sick." He dumped the groceries in the basket pulling out her fudge cookies and brownies.
"Uh uh!" She took them back, sitting them back in the basket. "Don't touch my shit," she whispered.
"Betha-"
"Bethany shit. You don't screen my purchases. I'm grown and last I checked, I could afford to buy my own groceries! Do you run my checkbook?"
"Aight," Erik nodded moving the basket to let a family by. The mother was trying to get at the Apple Juice.
"Aight shit. Do you run my checkbook?"
"Watch your mouth," he warned staring Bethany in the eye. There were two children right beside her.
"Huh? No... You don't! I can buy my own damn groceries."
"Bethany," he warned again, eyes stern as he grabbed the basket pushing it to the next aisle in the opposite direction of the kids.
"Eat my ass," she mumbled grabbing the CranGrape before following. He waited until she got close to whisper in her ear, tryna get her together quickly. Usually it would work, but she was on something else today.
"You ain't finna embarrass me in this store," he whispered in her ear before backing off.
"I haven't begunnnn to embarrass you. I haven't starrrrted. I can really do some shit if that's what you wanna see. I'm just here getting my shit. You ain't eating it, what's the problem? All up in my basket like damn. You good? You Gucci?"
"Oh I'm great," he said chin high. "But you finna be crying if you don't calm the fuck down. I suggest you keep walking and chill the hell out," he whispered.
The audience in the aisle gave Bethany something to prove. He didn't run shit, she did. The store was always crowded, but today people were paying attention and Bethany had the time to prove some shit. Stepping forward, she put her fingertip against Erik's temple pushing his head.
"Don't TELL me to calm down like I'm a child."
His eyes widened again and he refocused his eyes on her face, his expression calm with another strong warning. There was unmistakable fire in his eyes though and she saw it clearly, but said fuck it.
"I'm not your fuckin child," she said mushing his head again.
"You making a scene, stop," he mouthed, lip tightening over his teeth.
"I don't give a damn!"
She quickly dropped a big pineapple and a strawberry soda in the cart so they bounced and fell over and she faced him again.
"..You showing out," he mumbled shaking his head.
She didn't even drink sodas, but he was irritating her so it was the principle.
"Okay? And? You ain't gone do shit," she shrugged. "Yeah you!.. Move out my face and push the damn basket, nigga. Tuh," she scoffed swinging her bundles as she turned.
She didn't get two steps away before there was a smack loud enough for everyone in a five mile radius to hear. The crash of it reverberated off the airwaves, like a balloon pop. It was a pop with its own echo. It made everything around her stop, people frozen in their spots staring at her, watching her closely for her reaction.
Her face was hot. She found herself frozen, eyes wet from the fast tears welling up in them. Within a second, one dropped down her cheek. She was fuming, trembling with shock and humiliation. She wanted to go off on everyone who was watching her but she couldn't yell like she wanted. She couldn't even talk or else her voice would break.
"Keep walking," Erik mouthed pointing firmly to the right.
She wanted to cuss him out, her chest rising and falling fast but when she opened her mouth she squeaked, from holding it all in. Her ass was on fire. He'd really spanked her! She was about to cry cry. Turning on her heels, she abandoned Erik and walked into the next aisle.
"So damn dramatic," he muttered.
Pulling the basket, Erik rolled his eyes and put the sodas back on the shelf along with the brownies and fudge cookies before following after her.
"Put it back," he called when she picked up a jumbo bag of candy.
Bethany stomped and crossed her arms over her chest resigned. She wouldn't talk to him any more today, she didn't care what he said or asked.
Sniffling she followed as he pushed the basket getting everything that was on the list they'd come up with together. The whole reason they'd come was to get what was on the list. She knew, but still. She was grown.
In the frozen food section, she looked at the ice cream and opened the glass door to grab a tub of rocky road.
Erik bumped her out of the way and pushed the door back shut with his shoulder.
"You lactose intolerant. Keep walking," he said, a threat in his eyes.
She started to come back at him, but he raised his hand so she covered her ass with her hands and stomped ahead, followed by the basket.
"Get in the line," Erik nodded to the que of baskets. One was called to a register as he rolled up.
Bethany refused to look at him. Instead, she scowled at the magazines and gum.
He didn't try to talk to her again.
"Next," an old Asian lady called from register 7. Erik wheeled the basket down and started unloading the groceries onto the belt on his own bit by bit as Bethany stood with her arms crossed.
The Asian lady only looked at Bethany once before choosing to ignore her.
Erik filled the conveyer with items and waited for it to move before he finished. The young white boy bagging the groceries was quick and stacked them onto a dolly to push while Erik surrendered his military ID and credit card.
As soon as the sale went through, Bethany rushed out of the store, speedwalking back to the car. It was locked and she had to wait for Erik and the white boy to get there with the groceries. Still fuming, she tapped her foot, the heel of her boot impatiently colliding with the ground.
Erik finally emerged from the store and she rolled her eyes at him. He led the boy to the car and unlocked it when they were close.
Without delay, Bethany opened the passenger door and climbed in, purposely slamming the door. She hoped he was mad about it. She had to sit slowly, gingerly because her ass was still stinging. She was still shaking. Her knee bounced quickly, she was so angry.
She watched through the side mirror as Erik tipped the boy after he'd loaded the groceries in the trunk.
Erik climbed into the driver's seat of the car and didn't look at her nor did he speak to her. He simply started the car and backed out of the space looking left and right.
The radio popped back on playing Soul II Soul's Back to Life, but silence stretched between the two partners as Bethany's tears slipped down her full cheeks.
Erik sighed pulling off of the base and turning onto the highway, still staring forward.
Bethany couldn't believe he was ignoring her now. Did he not hear her crying? Did he not see her? She began to sniffle hard again so that he could hear it, her chest raising as she sniffed.
"Keep crying, I'm a give you a real reason to cry," Erik threatened, irritated.
Bethany swiveled in her seat, shook.
"YOU HIT ME," she shrieked, watery eyes wide.
"I did," he admitted. "You were asking for it."
He spoke so matter of factly that Bethany was stunned speechless. She'd been bratty with this nigga for as long as they'd been together and he'd never spanked her. She was just playful! But then, she'd never gone that far. Frowning, she picked up her jaw quickly. He couldn't do this to her. She was the princess. Who the fuck was he?
"Nigga, not even my daddy has hit me," she stressed.
He sighed deeply, patience near gone.
"Well I'm ya daddy now."
Bethany gaped.
"Sit the fuck in that seat and don't say shit to me until we home. I got something for you since you wanna make a scene."
Bethany groaned and tried to the door handle knowing it was locked. No way would she actually attempt to exit a moving vehicle on the highway, she just needed a way to rebel without making things worse for herself.
"Didn't I say sit-" Erik trailed off.
"I AM! Where I'm a go!"
She knew she was digging herself deeper and didn't know how to stop. Sliding back down in her seat, she crossed her arms and whined, her face in a squished pout.
"I'm on my period," she whimpered. He knew she was PMS'ing, it wasn't her fault.
"You still talking," he mumbled.
She gasped, kissing her teeth. She couldn't do nothing without it making things worse.
"Fuck this," she grumbled under her breath, rolling her eyes.
"You got the right one today babygirl," he scoffed.
"OKAAYY! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
Erik didn't respond. That's when Bethany knew she was about to get it like never before when they got back to their new penthouse. She needed to plan her escape.
All that space.. she made up in her mind then that if he wanted to punish her, he'd have to catch her first. Her pussy started to tingle at the thought. It was so fucked up.
She glanced up at him and his face was still stern. She wondered if he was hard.
Risking a glance at his white pants, it was an affirmative. She could tell by the way he was sitting.
She sat antsy in her seat staring out of the window the rest of the ride.. waiting to get home.
The End.
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justascrollingghost · 3 years
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(Don't blame me for asking about kisses I'm a sad lonely soul who's never had a kiss cos I've been told that it should be someone special but now honestly I don't care I just want someone to kiss me)(looking back there were some boys in elementary school who would've kissed me but then puberty hit then it was like I had the cheese touch)(but I don't want a boy to kiss me I want a girl please)How was your experience with your first kiss?How awkward is kissing/making out? Do you have a partner?-AA
Absolutely nothing wrong with never being kissed! take it at your own pace it’ll happen when it happens and you can kiss whoever you want to kiss of whichever gender you fancy!💛
My first proper kiss is actually hilarious it was infront of literally all of my friends and it wasn’t a peck I was pure necking the boy😂 It still cracks me up because I really don’t do things by halves like first kiss? Aight imma head out to a club, drink my body weight in alcohol having a good time and then unexpectedly neck on with a fit boy... good times all round😂
As for being awkward I wouldn’t say it is at all. If anything it’s just nice? it’s only awkward if the person you’re making out with is doing an impression of a washing machine with their tongue or just not great at kissing and then you get the hell outta their arms😂
And I don’t! And I’m not at all bitter about it🙃🙃😂
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autumnpleaves · 4 years
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can you tell me about your friends? -C (you dont have to)
Ooh! Sure, C! No problem! Hmm, since it doesn’t really specify which ‘friends’ you’re talking about, I’m going to talk about IRL and online ones! XD 
This is gonna be a long one, but only because I love, appreciate, and care for my friends :) 
So let’s start with my... 
IRL friends ^-^
I won’t be using their ‘real names’ so... meh. 
First up we have Eggen! :) 
She’s such a joy to be around (no this is not sarcastic). She has this weird fluctuating emotions sometimes and it’s scary to deal with (but not as scary as Jessie-). Funny story about how we actually met was that we had this conjoining class in Ext. Maths and she was from another class. I was still a new student then, so I wasn’t really familiar with anyone and my friends from *my* class were in Ext. Maths too, and were friends with Eggen, hence we all had this weird group thingy at one portion of the classroom and we hung out together. 
Now see, here, we weren’t really *friends* then. More like acquaintances XD 
BUT- 
I texted her because I saw in her profile, that she was a *HUFFLEPUFF* (which is different now, because it didn’t fit anymore- She’s a slytherin now :)) and I texted her saying “OH MY GOSH! YOU’RE A HUFFLEPUFF TOO?!!” I was a dork. It was stupid. And she replied “Haha, yeah...” and lemme tell you, I’m surprised why she’s still my friend to this day XD 
She’s improved a lot since then, and I am honestly quite frankly really *really* proud of her. She’s grown a lot (literally, coz she’s short and metaphorically, coz she’s so talented and skilled and smart now! [Not that she wasn’t smart before, just saying, definitely you can see progress]) She’s talented in drawing, ballet, has great ideas, really hard working, productive, one of the most inspirational person I know :) I’m glad to call her my friend :D 
(Only I get to call her Eggen though 0-0 ANyONe else who dares, will get a smack from me-) ALSO did I mention she likes to torture people by throwing her erasers at them? It’s funnnn memories :’) 
Next up we haveeeee Lizze!!
Lizze now this one, I didn’t meet until like... at least a year after Eggen. Honestly. Don’t judge me, our school is biiggggggg. She had long hair then. At first I see her here and there, and it was pretty chill. Nothing too... ya know- friendsy just like oh yeah I recognize you. We were in the same scholarship program! So that was fun! :) 
We didn’t officially properly meet until like a year after though, and well let’s just say it was fun. She’s one of the only friends I was able to rope into watching Sanders Sides with me and is also a huge geek nerd XD  She’s ALSO REALLY REALLY HECKING TALENTED IN WRITING?! LIke WHAT?! WHo even?! 
Yeah, such a great friend. She’s one of the people I go to when in need of any writing advice, or just advice in general! She really gives that second opinion and really takes things into account and I’m really just plain glad to call her my friend. I love her so much and like we would discuss and hang out sometimes on VC late into the night and it’d be funny watching her trying to navigate around her messy room :’) Ahh! Fun times XD 
Then we have... NICO!! :) 
Nico... was my first ever friend. Literally. In the new school. I’m gonna lay down the scenario XD
I walked into class on orientation day, not aa lot of students were there yet, I was early (for once). Nico was sitting on the left side of a table (we had two student tables) two rows from the back, near the windows. I walked in and was like Hm. Where should I sit? So I Decided that I wasn’t gonna be a wimp and decided to walk and sit next to Nico. He was also surprisingly a new student, so we kinda like related for a bit XD 
Flashforward and Nico is one of my close friends? I mean he’s there and he’s fun to hang out with XD (I don’t do labels, sorry XD) We would joke around, play around, and he’s just a great fella all around! It’s just sometimes people might make fun of him and he’d get insecure sometimes, which makes me sad and yeah! Favorite memories with him would always be in Ext. Math. We’ve landed in the same class (coz we switch around every year) like twice and everytime it’d be the same! And well every time in Math I would ‘show off’ my amazing math skills and he’d try to compete with me. It was fun every time. *dreamy sigh* 
I miss the competitions really. We’d compete to see who would finish first, who would do what part, and when either of us are confused we would annoy the other to get the answer XD I miss him :’) 
Then we get... JILL! :D 
Jill was another friend I met in my first year at the school. At first, she used to hang out with this other friend because they were stuck to each other since like primary, but slowly they drifted (which in my opinion might be for the best 😬) 
She’s an otaku. A pure bred otaku. I had to deal with her anime fanatic years for like... 3 years and counting now. Why. But she’s wonderful and drawing and would always have this bad habit of drawing on anything and literally whatever surface she finds. The desk, her notebooks, her test papers, her *SKIN*, *MY* skin, her WATER BOTTLE (like what THE HECK- JILL?!) but like, it’s endearing XD 
She’s great at complaining and hates hugs. She also hates mangoes- (If you remember what my catchphrase was? Yeah the, “GUESS WHAT? JILL HATES MANGOES” yeah it’s this Jill XD) I’m not joking. She’s great at complaining XD 
Funny story is that once we had to do this video project thing and we just had Jill complain about the amount of homework we had to like compare stuff and what not, and she did it. IN ONE BREATH. NO HESITATIONS. NO SCRIPT. ONE TAKE. WE were all DYING after that XDDD Coz she’s literally known as a complainer and she has great logic skills. She also really LOVES money... so... i mean... yeah. She’s really like... conservative with her money but isn’t afraid to use it to spoil others, but not herself XD 
Finally but not the last (I got more friends, but I don’t really... connect with them enough?) is BEEP! (no this is not her actual name, I just don’t really call her by her real name much) 
The OG friend from first day of school! Nico? YEah Step ASIDE BRO! XDD This gal is my go-to cuddle buddy. LIterally. Our moms are kinda like... besties? (*shrugs* it’s complicated) so we kinda do a lot of things together XD We go to gym together, go to places together, road trip together. She’s a joy to be around. She is like the cuddliest and well usually she does get teased about for being fluffy but like that’s the best part about her 🥺. Her mom is also really picky about her appearance which as her friends, we were pretty annoyed by it, but I love her the way she is :) 
First day of school and she walked by and asked to sit next to me. I said yes, without looking at her, coz I was *shy* (shush). Then we had an ice-breaker thing and LMAO guess what we bonded on- 
FRICKING HARRY STYLES AND WATTPAD- (look, if you’ve been on wattpad, you’d know that Harry Styles stories on there is never really... safe. in a sense.) SO, we’d immediately bonded over that and literally the rest of the day was history. We’d go through class everyday together and it would be a blast, OF COURSE she had other friends and I had mine, we weren’t really in the same ‘stereotypical’ group (like she has the more... *mean girls* kinda group [I’M NOT SAYING SHE’S MEAN! But, I’m saying that they have the popular group- yeah there that XD]) 
I had my own group but we hang anyways because it’s fun. She has the most beautiful laugh, like... literally the loudest and beautiful-est laugh ever XD We have so many inside jokes. She’d hold on to them and start laughing randomly XD She cries a lot when she laughs so that always spurs us to continue laughing, gosh damn it, I miss her. I’m smiling so hard writing this. 
XDD
Aight! That’s from my IRL friends! 
Next we have my online friends! :DDD
First up, we have YAWN! :D
Yawn is quite frankly, the first person I ever actually connected to on Tumblr here XD 
I’ve been through tens and hundreds of discord servers, jumped in tumblr group chats, and no where have I ever met anyone as wonderful as Yawn. Literally. 
I would say we pretty much clicked and when *she* (look I asked okay. they said yes to all pronouns so- >:3 I’m going to have fun with it XD) expressed xeir love for PUNS of all things, literally, I was shooketh. SO I LITERALLY SPAMMED HIM WITH ALL THE PUNS I COULD THINK OF- ANd then HE LITErally PropOSEd- XDDD I don’t know man. It’s amazing :’) I don’t know how I got this lucky. 
Yawn is like that refreshing giddiness you have as a child when you see a new toy or something. Yeah that’s Yawn. Literally every time we text it’s just so damn wholesome and so fun and it’s great! We’d talk about the most random things ever and it’d be amazing :))
Hhhhhhhhhhh, I’m just so damn proud of zem. LIke. Literally. Xir has come so far, and like... we haven’t really met for long yet but I just care about xir sooooooooooooooo much. It has always been there for me and I’m just so appreciative of it. We have so many- *WHEEZE* inside jokes- XDDD 
One I can think of is literally “I run you, Shakespeare” and it’s HILARIou- XDDDDDDDDDDDD
I can’t- It’s beautiful XD 
I just can’t believe that our friendship literally started with me just sucking up my anxiety and just texting people stuff and I honestly don’t know how it continued from there- XD 
They are the most accepting person I know. Genuinely. I don’t know where I’d be without them :’) 
Next we have... VOMMY! :DDD Or C-Gal... We gotta bring that nickname back XD 
First of all, we met in a Fander Pride Meet Up server. VOmmy CAN SPEAK DUTCH and is SOO CREATIve and SO FRIckING Hard WOrking and such an inspiration. Always greets us and is always down for hugs and cuddles XD 
Such a great tea friend, and has like the best aesthetic ever- literally. So old and vintage like a vintage mom and always down to talk about stuff! Ze is soooooo smart as well! And would infodump sometimes when ze’s not busy about stuff that I absolutely adore and love to hear about! Honestly the best vommy ever and ze has PLANTS like- *Woooooooooo!* 
We met vommy and literally we can always geek out with zem. Sometimes life gets hard and we need to scream it out every now and then, and vommy would be there :))) 
I am so proud of zem and just so damn happy to call zem my friend uwu 
ALSO HAVE I MENTIONED THAT ZE CAN SING AND PLAY THE UKE AND WRITE SONGS LIKE WHAT THE HECK THAT’S EPIC AH
Then we haveeeeee... STARBURST! OR BOB THE BUILDER!
ANOTHER friendo we met in the Fander Pride Meet Up Server (seriously a lot of cool friendos there). One of the best advice givers and the most caring older sibling ever. Literally. Like I can’t stress this enough. He’s such a great cousin duck and just a great listener friendo ever. 
Such a fricking talented writer and MUSICIAN AND FRICKING ARTIST LITERALLY THE WHOLE SHEBANG IT’s RIDICulOUS 
I’m literally so proud of him. It’s crazy. He’s always been there for us, all of us. And is there to provide hugs and arms to cry on. ALSO HAVE I EVER MENTIONED HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS??! LIKE WHAT THE HECK- AHhhhhHHHHHH
SO BEAUTIFUl- and PRETTY and GORGEOUS 
Next we haveeeeeee- POPPY the POPTART! :D 
First time we met in the Fander Pride Meetup, I may of may not have offended them. 0-0 
woops. 
I still feel really bad about that honestly. Uhhh, anyways, I won’t go too in depth on that. BUT ANYWAYS- 
THEy Have been such a WONDERFUL presence in my life. LIterally. LIke They have such an cheerful vibe ever and would never fail to make me laugh or like coo or like anything coz they are soooo ADORABLE! They are also like really great cuddler and hugger and sooooo sooooo sooooo handsome :DD
Sure there are rough patches in their lives, but I adore them and am sooo sooo soo proud of them for being able to go through it and still come out with their heads high and just so damn happy that they will not give up that easily. I really admire their strength, and we are always there to support if they need help :) 
Also, go check out @/poptartsaysurloved pinned post. See if anyone is willing or can help! :) 
Next we have... ATLAS! Or LAssie as I like to call him XD
He’s one of the screaming cereal that I most definitely did not meet in the Fander Pride Meet Up and instead in another server and I’m glad to have met him XD 
I don’t know the *exact* thing I texted him, but I definitely remember asking him about something in his status and I most definitely was satisfied with my answer and we just started talking in DMs for a bit, before I invited him in to the screaming cereal bowl server! :D 
IT IS A BLAST 
LITERALLY 
ARSon kid can’t go a day without wanting to blow something up and frankly I’m concerned but such a great friendo
Provider of memes, jokes, laughs, hugs, cuddles, and fun time XD 
I can’t even, it’s crack head moments every time with that lassie XD 
AHHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY but obviously not the LAST W E HAVE HEDGIE the ShellY HOGGLES
HONESTLY I LOVE THIS GURLY SOHECKING MUCH 
She deals with my bull crap every day kind of and deals with a bunch of my mushy feelingsy moments! I can’t stress enough. Literally Shelly McScotty over here is like the most relatable person ever. Mood all the way and we have like SOO MANY SIMILAR INTERESTS 
IT’s CRAZY! When I first found out that she watches like Unus Annus, Winx Club (SHOOSH IT’S A GOOD SHOW SHUSH) Literally, I’m like this is the best person ever. She’s also knowledgeable in a lot of stuff and is literally like the best person to go to when you need to get like informational stuff
Literally. I would info dump on her and she’d be such a great listener. Fricking Disney and Potterhead GEEK of the decade. HOly heck this lady is the literal embodiment of a disney princess. FIRST OF ALL, PERSONALITY IS THERE. SECOND OF ALL, HER LOOKS! HAVE YOU SEEN? LITERALLY SO DROP DEAD GORGEOUS ON FLEEK MAKEUP! AHHHHHh
I can’t get enough of this dude. Gives great advice and insight on soooo many things and I’m just so glad to have met this gurl. I don’t know how exactly we met, but I’m glad we did. 
MIND YOU most of my friends are either from Tumblr or Discord so XD 
AHHHHHHHHh
Welp! This was a fun! I definitely spent wayyyyyyyyy too long on this thing, but it’s worth it! XD 
Hope you have fun learning about my friends from like a freaking geeking out stand point Canon! :D 
I have a feeling you wouldn’t read through this entire thing, so well... AH! Hope you have a nice day and don’t sleep too late! Tell me about your friends as well! :))  
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aight, gonna hop aboard this musical train bc hi i’m also musical nerd oop- just three words: DEAR.EVAN.HANSEN. it's so near and dear to my heart ever since i got the chance to watch it live TT it’s…so good…so impactful and the message?? AA+ i was left ugly crying throughout almost the entirety of it aha~ you will be found should be an anthem PERIODT❣️❣️okay i’ve ranted for long enough sorry not sorry~ especially for what tumblr has put me through *wink*💖💖
LET'S GO MUSICAL THEATRE NERDS 😌😭😤✊ DEAR EVAN HANSEN IS SO GOOD I CRY EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME 👏 nO CAP!!! ughh the first time i listened to it I didn't know what to expect but I legit was a mess after going thru the whole sountrack eyeeee- i'm due for a relisten, honestly! also, *winks back* pffft 💞✌️
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i mean we're gonna have to make it more PG/cut/lyric change some songs bc muku and yuki... also TenTen & Kumon— but who's Regina George?
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YES EXACTLY 👏 THE TASTE! ugh look at us, fancasting A3! actors for les mis 😭✌️ but omg Muku would make such a cute Marius, plus it would rly be a role he could develop more in as an actor~ He'd probably work as Cosette too tho 😌 I think Yuki would work nicely as Éponine!!! ahaha casting not final for those 3 oops HAHA
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have i ever mentioned that whenever my anons are being cute i feel at peace in the world?
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This is gonna be a long post, and since tumblr sucks and won't let me put a read more, you have my condolences
Ah yes, this is a long time coming. Not a long time coming in the sense that I will murder the person who murdered my past life's fiancee, no, we're not talking about Fallout today. Today, friends, family, and assorted acquaintances, we're talking about the Random Encounters Phoenix Wright the Musical... musical.
Now why, you may be asking, am I doing this? Why in the world am I writing such a long, unneeded essay on a musical that's like, 5 years old? Well, dear reader, that's a simple question, with a simple answer. And that is that I really just want the person who played Edgeworth to be recognized. What a sweetheart. Superb singing, and the bloopers are great. That's it. That's why. I really want people to watch it after they read this, with flaws in mind, and just enjoy the talents that went into it. So, let us begin.
So if you aren't super fans of Random Encounters (RE for short), they make musicals for games. Very good ones in fact. I really enjoyed "Finding Mister Midnight" And all of the undertale ones. And Phoenix Wright, obviously. I haven't watched their recent stuff (I don't really watch the musicals of games I don't already know or like, aside from Phoenix Wright (yes the musical got me into Phoenix Wright)) but I just might see what they've done because I always enjoy the bloopers and such.
Now
Phoenix Wright the Musical (no relation to Turnabout Musical)
What a superb, fantastic, blessing that is absolute garbage (in the nicest way possible). Like literally, let's dive into this
Flaws
Larry is the victim. God I wish he would die, but he won't. Cry about spoilers all you want, this musical is 30 mins, Larry isn't actually dead.
"My Best friend of several years is dead? Welp... That sucks"
Edgeworth openly admits he's "an amenable prosecutor", which he would never give Phoenix the satisfaction of knowing if it were true. I get that that's KiNdA how miles is, but he's still a stubborn bastard at the bench
Maya in the games does have quips and jokes, but honestly the judge would have threatened contempt of court if she kept talking like she did in the musical
Gumshoe isn't a very aggressively nice and loud person in the musical, it's more like a younger version of him I suppose
I can't tell what ages they are supposed to be. Say it's after Dual Destinies, the last game that came out before this musical, Phoenix just got his badge back and has a daughter... Except no because his suit is more the one before Apollo Justice and they never mention trucy. Aight, Trials and Tribulations era. But wait, didn't Edgeworth already say in that game "this is my first and last trial as a defense attorney "? No way he'd do it again so close. Plus, you know, other things (such as time and place) that will make this point too long.
Speaking of Defense attorney Edgeworth, they really just... Let that slide didn't they... Game Miles did all that work just for it to turn out that he didn't even need to.
Larry is alive
"When the night guards found the body," They apparently didn't bother to check if it was a real person oh, I dunno a blue freaking badger-
Who... Let "Doctor Hotti" Look at the body for the autopsy. It's funny but... How did this happen. Franziska shoulda whipped him
I understand that this musical is suppose to be welcoming to newcomers. But... "Everybody got trauma" Is something people should know! Don't mention DL-6, or Gant, Manfred, Morgan, Kristoph, Yanni Yogi. That's not what I mean... Just... Man, Edgeworth is a mess! Phoenix is a mess! Let them be a mess!
Maya was allowed to assist in the investigation, when she's the suspect... Ok?
And many more...
Now you're waiting for me to defend it and tell you it's strengths. But unfortunately... That is exactly what I'm gonna do!
Strengths
Every actor is a great singer. A special shoutout to Edgeworth and Franziska's actors 👏🏻👏🏻
The story was easy to follow and engaging enough to make me watch an entire play through of all the games (specifically I watched Nicob)
Almost every actor was perfect for their role and really sold it, may I once again point out miles and franziska, as well as Payne this time? Everyone did a lovely job
The twist was something that had never been done in aa to my knowledge. Though it might have been funny if Rise from the Ashes ended like that instead.
I criticized Miles being a defense attorney for an hour but I enjoyed miles and Maya interacting. Like yes miles, protect your basically daughter.
I can pinpoint the exact moment I became a narumistu shipper to the end of the musical, where Edgeworth and Phoenix were discussing the case, and Edgeworth said "Wright, a defense attorney does not sleep in his office". This line isn't romantic, but I remember 13 year old me whispering "what a good boyfriend"
Larry is likeable. You think I'm joking? I had high Expectations for Larry after watching this musical. Game 1 delivered, the rest did not. He is actually a good character in this musical.
I rewatched this musical for this post, but I didn't even need to, I could quote this musical like the back of my hand. It doesn't help that the lines are so quotable. "better the devil you know, Wright" And "it's half past shut your face and leave me alone! ...Pacific daylight time" Are personal favourites.
Grape juice
They had gumshoe. I miss you gumshoe. Come back to the newer games
The music is a blessing. "Wright is Wrong" And "The Loser Song" Are personal favourites, but I could jam to any of them (even oldbags sleazy jazz number)
And many more!
Look, it's not perfect. It's not anywhere close, especially if you are a fan of ace attorney. But it's a darn good watch if you have half an hour to kill, or just wanna hear some damn good singing.
Also, listen, John I think your name is? Person who played Edgeworth. Honestly pls sing more man, or audition for an Edgeworth part of a dub, pls man I'm begging you you're amazing.
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