#ahah im totally fine

[wintertundra-art]

I was thinking of dropping Heaven Official's Blessing when the whole circus knocked on my door to take me in

#no im literally not obsessed with it #not losing my sanity over two very gay men #ahah im totally fine #wait #what do you mean there's only two seasons #text post #personal #winter's hell #heaven official's blessing

[planetdream]

hi dreamiieeee <3 how are you? i hope youre doing well!

looks... im thinking thoughts.

i'm not sure if this would count as a mtl, but.

what would be like skz's ranking on being strict during punishments? like not the hardest doms, but which would be like from not tolerating any disrespect to letting you get away with it if you beg enough 🥲 something like that!!

i hope that was clear?? i'm a little bit sleepy, so i'm sorry if i'm not making full sense!!

have a good day/night dreamie, take good care & ily 🫂🫂

— 👹🍒

i got c****, writers block, little to no weed left n my mental health is hanging on by a teeny tiny thread so my life is in shambles rn (i’m being dramatic) other than that i’m doing fine ahah. how are you ???? hope all is well with you <3

aaaaa!!! i love this sooo much wooow thank you for sending it!!1!1! also hope i wrote this correctly oops—was overthinking it a lot ngl

not tolerating any disrespect

minho — he uses the classic dom three-strike system but it's only one strike—and he's usually sure to correct you on it after your initial "slip up". thereafter, any further disrespect and bratty behavior will not be tolerated and you will be dealt with as promptly as possible. and during the punishment, he doesn't let really give you any room to step out of line so you're gonna have to take what he gives you

seungmin — in hindsight, maybe acting an ass wasn't a good idea. if he doesn't completely ignore your attempts of being bratty or whatever, then he's doing whatever he needs to put you in your place. which includes shoving his fingers in your mouth so you can't beg him or lie about how ‘sorry’ you are (you both know you’re not)

chan — gives you so many chances to correct yourself before he has to snatch you up and your punishment ensues. he doesn't typically like punishing you, but he'll do so if he needs to. that being said, he's a total sucker for you so if you beg him real nicely (and maybe kiss on him real good) he just might let you off the hook (maybe).

changbin — yeah, so i just think he'd be a bit prideful. yes, you're absolutely speaking his language by begging him (or better yet, begging for him), but he's not gonna let you get away with it so easily, especially not if he was set on giving you a proper punishment. but having his cock in your mouth usually makes him forget that you acted out so...

jeongin — he wants to be taken seriously. and when you step out of line, he has to prove himself to you by putting you in your place. but damn, as much as he wants to prove himself, he folds so easily when you say the right words to him.

felix — all he has to do is pout at you for your behavior and you're on your knees for him. doesn’t like punishing you so he lets your behavior slide for the price of one (1) kiss. really just gives you whatever you want, as long as ur nice to him. but even he has his limits.

hyunjin — i just…don’t see him being too strict about punishments n stuff?? no explaination rlly (ahem..writers block) not to say he wouldn’t get a lil fed up or anything, he just…doesn’t care (will ignore your attempts of seeking out a funishment)

jisung — like felix in the sense that he will let you get away with anything if you at least give him a kiss. something that started off as the beginning of a punishment quickly turns into jisung making a mess in his pants and apologizing to you for it.

will let you get away with it

#wow! i wrote something! #was gonna wait until i figured out the hyune part a lil more but idgaf anymore n neither do he !!! #💌 — mail time #💌 — 👹🍒 #✰˚. !! dream.hardhours #☁️ — daydream.skz #good god what do i tag this with #skz smut #stray kids smut #bang chan smut #lee minho smut #changbin smut #hyunjin smut #jisung smut #lee felix smut #seungmin smut #jeongin smut

[xamaxenta]

I firmly believe the bond between captain and first mate was solidified when deuce and ace left that barren island chanting ‘Arson! Arson! Arson!’ Not whatever flowery reason deuce gave in the novel. After all that novel is supposed to be deuces diary, he could very well be writing bullshit to cover for the fact that he’s just as bad as ace.

Hell I bet once they got hauled off to the moby the WBs pegged only ace as the arsonist and corralled him somewhere non flammable like ‘as long as we have at least one person watching him and putting out fires it’ll be fine’ and so didn’t notice the not yet assimilated deuce sharing his captains thought process perfectly and quietly setting the rigging on fire repeatedly until they took all 6 of his lighters and the emergency flint and steel

The point is they are as bad as eachother deuce just has training in pretending to be decent in front of people he doesn’t trust and ace doesn’t care to

Sabo and Deuce would actually love each other because they both have the distinct unhingedness of growing up privileged realising just how fucked up their position in a broken society is and going nah FUCK that noise

Sabo becomes a lead pipe toting bone breaking strongest grip in the fucking world man of the revolution fuck the government to the max

Deuce meanwhile becomes a pirate because why the hell not, reasons fuck being a normie i wanna see the world and cause a little ruckus at the same time and i respect that

I immensely enjoy the concept that Deuce was writing a cover up to make him look good and Ace look like a crazy bitch bc thats how it is and then it transitions into the actual loyalty love and respect of true friendship but man those initial chapters WOOF LMAO he put Ace DOWN for sure i know he did so i almost brainwd this motherfucker on this forsaken hunk of fuckall called sixis and his dumb fucking ass went hey wanna like hang out

WHERE IDIOT???? THERES NOTHING TO DO BRO

Anyway they both indulge in petty arson Ace just had to show Deuce his devil fruit like shit this is actually kinna sick and Deuce went whoa does it hurt no? Okay cool i have a confession i reealy like blowing shit up

Ace: sweet me too 👌🏽

Corraling Ace in somewhere nonflammable would be the showers and hes just there LMAO skulking in the showers in the Moby and side eyeing all the crew coming to shower like fuck i do not give a fuck about your dick jones just shower and get the fuck out k

Cue petty crew nervously showering as Ace glowers at them in his seastone cuffs from the corner of the tiled room aHAH DF ZHCHSJADB this is so stupid

And then Marco walks in naked and Ace is like AWOOGA!!!!!

I kinda care about YOU naked

And then Deuce throws his book at Ace like holy shit hes just showering man fucking get a grip

Ace literally a rabig dog debased insnane like the fucking ass dimples, do you see those legs can i ask him to step on me oleaspleapelase actually salivating over the pecs on this dude like he wants to smother himself in THOSE WOOFWOOF

Deuce opens his book of horrors and writes: My captain was a man of many and yet rarely well practiced talents, flirtation was never a strong suit of his but by the seas he tried. The one to receive the brunt of his bawdy affections was none other than the totally out of his league, Marco the goddamn fucking Phoenix, yeah you read that right, Marco the fucking Phoenix

Ace scowling at Deuce like stop that i can see the pinch in your eyebrows asshole i know youre writing some rude fucking shit well im abbouta shiv your ass that fuckin stupid pencil of yours you know I cant read dickfuck

Deuce flourishing as he writes just to piss him off more and Ace cant do anything cuz hes chained to the wall in the showers

Marco walks out finished with his shower and Ace actually makes the most pathetic noise in his throat like a kicked dog and Deuce thinks the boot shaped bruise across his face was totally worth the ten seconds of hyena laughter he got to work with (ace kicked at him so hard his shoe flew off and smacked deuce in the face)

[delusionalbestie]

rly on my depressed bs again like not even kidding when i say i am absolutely alone n most of the time that’s totally find bc i’m used to it but every so often i get triggered by something nd am reminded just how lonely sad & far behind everyone i am :-) ahah jk lol im fine

#textpost #cptsd

[icharchivist]

im sure faa-san wont immediately turn on belial for having woken him up or anything of the sort. that would never happen. hes going to be so happy to see him again and theyre going to lay waste to this imperfect world together and all will be well. belial totally wont be betrayed and either become catatonic, dig his heels in or take the surprise route of teaming up with us like bubs did in the last game after belials sudden but inevitable betrayal. its going to be fine :)))

Nonny. Nonny you're making me cry. Nonny. Please. Nonny.....

ahah right... right... he's... he's going to be... so happy... and not violent.... about it..... he's so.... so like that..... ahah.... ahahah....... *fucking crying*

god Lucilius why are you such an awful person.

#from excited about Lucilius and also hyped bc his aesthetic is so cool and Belial's devotion for him has a superb aesthetic #like it's not good or anything i'm encouraging i'm just saying Belial makes it look beautiful #.... to then suddenly staring back at the reality that Lucilius being htere means he'll be awful #im going cry #ichareply #ichafantalks gbf #anonymous

[cookies-ribbons]

dear diary,

it's been a long time since i wrote on my blog and i came here with so much news to tell! will i feel like telling all of them? who knows…

let's start with the premise that i FINALLY finished school, graduated and applied for admission to the academy of fine arts in bologna in the faculty of graphic design… the places were very limited, about 25, and in total there were 200 of us. unfortunately i didn't pass, neither alessia :c, but i was already feeling this so i prepared a plan B: to do private graphic design courses! during july, august and september i had to prepare the portfolio to present at the interview and also a poster. not having a good computer before and i had to buy a new one: a mac!

im very happy i bought it and currently (it's october) im doing great and i dont regret at all to have switched from a windows to a mac! anyway i'll have to get a windows setup to play with, since its one of my biggest dreams as soon as i'll have enough money!

of the rest, im glad I finished school, this year i experienced it badly the school environment but not very badly. with one of my classmates i used to hang out with always bonded with others leaving me behind and i tried a confrontation with her but she was just yelling so much, so that i gave up even though i was feeling very bad about it. during this year i bonded so much with alessia, always a schoolmate now ex classmates, and shes the only one except for another girl and i still hang out with her. sad isn't it? we were all bonded… how did we end up not talking to each other anymore with the whole class? growth, supposedly. with that girl, i don't talk to her anymore because for my person and other factors she was too toxic for me, it didn't make me feel very good to be with her and she criticized everything i did.

but life goes on! i met a girl on december and we'll can call mk, with whom i later hang out with her sister also at the weeknd concert! on july 27, 2023!!!

needless to say, we flirted all the time but on this topic i should copy and paste from the personal diary i have on my computer because there would be so much to tell!

atm im in a gdr on instagram thanks to mk and now i have about 250 followers in not even a month?! its crazy. i've met so many people, especially a girl named cassie who is simp for my character elijah. it's very funny i admit it! there are a lot of nice profiles, im in the kpop gdr part so i see more jungkook than anything else AHAH

im a jungkook too, how funny lol

i would love to talk to X in the gdr just for the sake of seeing how he behaves since everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, tells me not to talk to him because hes toxic and manipulative. i love to get hurt apparently and my curiosity never stands still! i haven't followed him yet but maybe someday. if i make up my mind, i'll see about it although i hope he does first, i admit it!

for now these are the most important things i have to say, a mini summary of my 2023 although there are so many things to say, ahimè!

13 october 2023: happy birthday jimin!!

#dear diary #diary #thoughts

[altar-ov-plagues]

I really like the concept of "freedom" and hate that people nowadays don't fully understand it. I feel like everything is constrained by matter, and most people seem to be ignorant of the spiritual dimension of the concept of "freedom". And I totally agree with the part about being poor but free. I also believe that a free mind can always find its own way. I think that people in Western countries—the majority I see in the media—are like spoiled kids, and it's very frustrating when they criticize a lot of problems they haven't really experienced.

I think democracy is not a good form of government because where I live, people are manipulated by religion by secret dictators under the title of democracy. If democracy were a system that could be implemented properly, I could think that it would have more benefits than harms. However, if we look at it from this perspective, it is possible to think that almost all ideologies are useless. Also, the idea that people whose opinions I don't care about in my daily life will choose the people who will become the head of the state with me is pretty shitty.

I agree with what you said about the military. There is compulsory military service in the country I live in and since many people living here are instilled with a sense of history and patriotism from a young age, I have not seen many people complain about military service, many seem to like being a warrior. I only see that liberals have ideas that military service should not be compulsory, and it's hard for me to call these people 100% unfair. However, we are not living in a fairy tale, there is obvious competition in the world, and when national interests or disagreements come to the fore, a real war will definitely begin again. In this case, I think people should at least learn the basic military disciplines instead of complaining because this is important not only socially but individually as well.

All right, I'll write you in a few days from a fake account. Until then, let's keep talking here. And you haven't been in here for a day I hope you're fine!

That's another big response ahah

It's not that they're bad by rejecting the military service, it's just that they are naive. I get the point of trying to make the world a more free and fair place but that's not how it works. You see videos of soldiers being beheaded or shot (executed) in ukraine and you know that international law is a bullshit and you need to be ready for what comes next. Power is everything, and states will not abdicate from it.

It's natural for you to not appreciate democracy considering you live in a country where religion is the core of social life or where it benefits others interests and not your own in general, i understand that.

Sorry for the late reply, i saw the anon but im just distracted and couldn't find a proper response 😴

[agentsmiths]

I'm feeling sick and I don't know if it's my allergy, a cold or,, corona 🙃🙃🙃

#im fine totally not freaking out #ahah #its probably a cold like I didnt had close contact to anyone #everythings going to be fine #personal

[ticklishfiend]

Yay!! I love your fics and I’m excited to give you a prompt! Maybe Sero gets stuck in his own tape so Kirishima and Kaminari take advantage of finding out he’s ticklish when they try to get him free? Loved your last few fics by the way! I love all your fics but the last few were extra cute. 😊💖💖

aaahh tysm!! i absolutely adore your blog and all of the fics you post! tysm for this prompt, it was adorable, i love these boys sm lol

Sticky Situation (My Hero Academia)

Lee!Sero / Ler!Kirishima,Ler!Kaminari

Summary : Sero wants some help seeing if he can get out of his own tape. When he realizes he can’t, Kirishima and Kaminari just can’t help but take advantage of his little predicament.

Word Count :  1373

REBLOGS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! MWAH <33

. . .

“And you’re positive this is safe?” Kirishima asked as he used the last bit of tape Sero extended to them to stick said black-haired boy to the wall. Both of Sero’s arms were stretched out beyond his sides, taped up to the wall spread-eagle style, Denki taking final precautionary measures by flattening the tape against his legs.

“Totally, man, I’ve done this to people tons of times!” Sero answered reassuringly, tugging at his arms to make sure he couldn’t escape. “I just need to make sure that if my tape is ever used against me, I can figure a way out of it myself. Wouldn’t be super heroic for a villain to trap me using my own quirk.”

“Makes sense,” Denki nodded, stepping back to admire his and Kiri’s handiwork. “So, uh...how do you plan on getting out exactly?” 

Sero grinned widely. “Like...this!” Sero tugged harshly against his tape, pulling at his legs and arms for freedom.

He didn’t even budge.

“Uh...I mean...like...THIS!” he tried again, rougher this time, his neck twisting as all his muscles pulled and writhed trying to free himself from his own bindings. The strained noises escaping his throat made Kiri raise a brow questioningly, before Denki burst into his own fit of laughter, clutching his stomach.

“Holy shit! He’s stuck!” Denki cackled, pointing towards the raven haired teen who finally slumped against the wall with an exasperated sigh.

“Quit laughing, you idiot! I can get out of this! I’ve just gotta…” Sero tried twisting his arms this time, attempting to create some friction between his skin and the sticky texture of his tape. This only resulted in a gross burning sensation on his arms, so he tried flapping his arms up and down this time. This only made him look more like an idiot than he already did.

Kiri couldn’t help but chuckle at the boy’s predicament. “Doesn’t seem like you’re gettin’ any further there, buddy,” Kiri grinned, making Denki snort beside him. “Let’s just get you down from there before you hurt yourself.”

Sero sighed, looking away from his friends embarrassingly. “Yeah, fine, whatever.”

Denki swiped a final laugh-induced tear from his own eye before walking towards Sero pinned to the wall, trying to unstick the tape from his arms. Sero hissed at this, his face wincing in discomfort, making Denki pull away fast.

“Shit, ow, wait don’t do that,” Sero said, clenching his fist a little at the pain. “Feels like your waxing my fucking arm hairs off.”

“Let’s try pulling him from the middle,” Kiri suggested, squeezing Sero’s sides in an attempt to pull. Sero’s torso jerked, the boy letting out a small yelp. Kiri pulled away instantly, thinking he had hurt the boy like Denki had.

“Oh, sorry man I didn’t mean to hurt-”

“No, no, you didn’t hurt me. Just, uh...felt kinda funny,” Sero said without looking directly at Kiri. Denki only raised a brow at this.

“Funny. Like...ticklish funny?” the blonde offered with a smirk, poking a quick finger into the boys ribs. Sero let out a high-pitched “Ah!” his torso trying to twist away from the prodding appendage.

“Ohoho, I see. Someone’s a little sensitive~” Kiri teased, wiggling his fingers in the air menacingly in front of Sero’s body. Sero’s eyes went wide, his struggles against his own bonds becoming a little more panicked.

“Guys, wait, please, don’t do this, I can’t take it-”

“Sure you can, Spidey! Maybe you’ll even squirm enough to worm your way outta this mess, huh?” Denki giggled, wiggling his index finger into Sero’s exposed underarm. Sero jerked with a yelp again, but when the sensation didn’t let up this time, small tittters started escaping his lips.

“Denki! Nohoho!” Sero pleaded, his eyes looking like a begging puppy’s.

“Denki yes!~” Denki retorted, adding all five of his fingers to wiggle into the sensitive pit. Sero giggled harder at this, his eyes squeezing shut in mirth. Kirishima decided he wanted in on some of the fun himself, lifting up Sero’s shirt just enough to scratch his nails against Sero’s wiggling lower belly. The boy sucked his stomach in as much as he could, but his overflow of now even higher-pitched giggles practically made his stomach tickle itself on Kirishima’s fingers.

“GAHAHAHA! NAHAHA! KIRISHIMAHAHA!” Sero cackled, throwing his head back against the wall, arms tugging uselessly against his bonds. Kirishima chuckled at the boy’s torment.

“Aww, whatsa’ matter Sero? We’ve barely even done anything!” Kiri teased, moving his fingers over towards the boy's sides, the boy’s torso shaking as his giggles frantically pushed out of his chest.

“I know, right? Poor guy’s so ticklish we barely have to touch him to get him to lose it,” Kaminari smiled, his right hand continuing it’s gentle but torturous assault on his armpit, while the other travelled to poke around his upper ribs. That sent a jolt through Sero’s body, his giggles turning to small yips and screeches. His nose was scrunched and his smile was so wide it practically ripped his face in half, eyes shut tight and he giggled helplessly.

“AHAH NAHAHA! NOT THAHAT!” Sero cackled as Denki turned to poking his ribs on both sides, playing them like a toddler would play a piano, sporadic pokes leaving the boy to jerk and writhe under his playful touch. “KAMIHIHI! IT TIHIHICKLES!”

“Aw, it does? What about this, does this tickle?~” Kirishima teased as he switched his gentle scratches to playful squeezes on the boy’s hips. Sero guffawed, doubling his body over as much as it could go in the bound position he was in. 

“OH GOHOHOD! PLEHEHEASE! I CAHAHAN’T!” Sero pleaded and cackled, his knees bouncing up and down in a mock attempt to kick his legs out. Kirishima noticed this, and experimentally squeezed at one of his thighs.

Sero screamed.

“AHAHAH! NOHOHO! NOT MY THIIHIGHS! PLEHEHEASE! I’LL DO ANYTHIHIHING!” Sero begged through fits of hysterical laughter, his eyes opening to stare at the redhead in plead.

“Aw, but Sero, I can’t just miss an opportunity like this!” Kirishima giggled, moving both his hands to squeeze up and down the boy’s lean but tender thighs. Sero’s laughter reached a new level of hysterical. It was loud and boisterous, his knuckles turning white from how hard he clenched them out beyond his sides. Denki pinched at his ribs with no mercy, and Sero could barely hold on.

“PLEHEHEASE! GUHUYS! I CAHAHAN’T! IT’S SO BAHAHAD! TICKLES SO BAHAHAD!” Sero laughed, pulling even harder at his bindings. His tormentors were too caught up giggling along with their ticklish victim to hear the sound of tape unsticking to the wall in front of them. Sero tugged and pulled as he wiggled subconsciously, his sensitive body just trying to get itself away from the playful torment being put upon itself. Then-

-RIIIIP!-

Sero fell on top of the boys unceremoniously with a yelp and a loud thud, all three of them falling to the floor in a heap of giggles.

“That was so mehehean!” Sero clutched his stomach as he rolled on the floor, still giggling from the previous assault and from the hilarious fall they had all just taken.

“Sorry man, it was too easy not to,” Denki chuckled, laughing as he stood himself up from the floor. He offered two hands to the giggling boys on the floor, pulling them up with a huff.

Once up and off the floor, the boys noticed that Sero still had tape on his arms. He whined as he realized what he was gonna have to do. 20 minutes and a lot of whines and cries of pain later, Sero finally got all the tape off his arms, even if he did have to sacrifice some arm hair in the process. 

“At least now you know how to get yourself out of your own tape! Just a couple tickles and you’re all good to go!” Kaminari smiled brightly at Sero who was rubbing at his now red and blotchy arms, the raven-haired boy not amused at his comment.

“I’ll get you both back for this, just you wait,” Sero said with a roll of his eyes. Yeah, he was definitely gonna get them for this. Too easy not to.

. . .

A /N : sorry if this was a little short! im trying not to overwork myself rn haha, hope you enjoyed it tho!! much love!! <33 

#tickling #my fic #tickle fic #ticklish!sero #sero hanta #kirishima eijro #denki kaminari #my hero academia #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #tickle community #bakusquad #sero #kirishima #kaminari #denki #anime tickle #anime tickling #mha tickling #bnha tickling #my hero tickle #mha tickle #tickles

[helloitsghost]

Different type of energy

Hi :D this is my fic for @fanfic-chan in @ticklygiggles squealing Santa :P this is the first time I’ve ever wrote a fic and I wanted to give it a shot and I had a lot of fun writing it (also thanks to @giggly-squiggily for helping me cause trust me this wouldve been absolute doo doo without her help trust me😟) anyways enjoy hopefully you like it :DDD

Summary: idrk how to best describe but hinata is nervous about karasunos upcoming game against shiratowiza and to distract himself he’s more hyper than normal but suga notices and gets asahi and Daichi to help hinata calm down :D

It was late after practice the boys just finished and we’re extremely tired from the drills coach put them through after all they did have a game with shiratowiza coming soon. However a certain person just didn’t want to rest and was still jumping around asking for more to do and more time to practice, who may this be you may ask? Well no other than Hinata mf Shoyo, and as usual Hinata wanted to stay even longer to practice. Now most of the boys have already left home except for Hinata and the three 3rd years who were just cleaning up the gym ready to go home themselves. “Suga-San please just 5 more minutessss” Hinata begged. “I’d love to but im really tired aren’t you?” The tired gray haired boy who honestly lives up to his appearance with that gray hair being all stressed anyways I'm off topic asked. “NOPE I have so much energy left I can spike 2000 balls right now!” Hinata exclaimed. Suga looked at him in shock “how the hell this kid got so much energy?” He thought. Though as suga watched hinata running about practice he noticed something in him, almost something more tense and worried. Worried about his friend, Suga went up to Asahi and Daichi to get their thoughts. “You have a point as energetic as he is he did seem more what’s the word…anxious today” Daichi said. “You think it’s cause of the game coming soon?” “Well of course it'd have to be asahi there’s no other explanation” Suga stated. “How do we get him to calm down though I understand being nervous but this is a whole new level” Daichi asked while watching Hinata literally bouncing off the walls. “Hmm…OH I GOT IT!” Suga exclaimed. “Ok so here’s what we do” Suga said as he explain his plan to the others. The others agreed and devised their plan. “Hey Hinata can you come here for a second?” “Yeah what’s up suga-San?” Hinata perked. “Just wanted to see how your doing are you nervous for the game coming it’s ok to talk to us we’re your friends for a reason” Suga said calmly. “What? Me? Nervous? Nahhhh totally not I’m perfectly fine see?” Hinata said not wanting to worry his friends. “…yeah no that’s a lie. Asahi grab him.” “Wait wha- AY HUH WHATS GOING ON WHY AM I UP IN THE AIR?!” Hinata exclaimed. “Oh sorry hinata.” Asahi said worried as he lowered him down a lil. “Your really bad at lying you know that?” Suga quipped. “Ayy that’s me-EAHEAHAEHAEN” Hinata laughed as suga started to tweak at his ribs. “Just relax idk what you're being so loud about hinata” Suga teased as he moved down to his sides” “HEHEHEHHEHEEHHEY SUHUHAHUHAHGAHAHA I CAHAAHAHAHANT” “oh sure you can- AY DAICHI STOP STANDING THERE LIKE A STATUE AND COME HELP WILL YOU?” Suga yelled at Daichi on the other side of the gym. “Ok ok fine I’m coming I’m coming” Daichi said hustling over, “ok what do you want me to do?” “Get his legs, ribs, stomach, hell his freaking hair just SOMETHING man you're not gonna get any older just standing there” Suga quipped. “AY YOUR OLDER THAN I AM!” “With that attitude I’d say the opposite” Asahi chimed in. “Why y'all so mean to me? I did nothing but fine here” Daichi said as he scribbled his fingers on Hinata's knees. “AHAHAHA GUYS PLEAHEHEHEASE” Hinata screamed. “Not until you’ve calmed down” Suga said as he digged into his stomach”. “AHAHAHA OK OK AHAH OK IM CALAHAHALM IM CAHAHAHALM” Hinata finally screeched. The 2 immediately stopped letting Hinata take a breather as Asahi set him down gently to catch his breath. “Thahaht was cruheheul” Hinata said out of breath, “maybe but how you feeling now after all that?” Suga asked. “A lot better actually, thank you I needed that. “Anytime hinata we’re your friends you can always count on us” Suga said cheerfully as Daichi and Asahi agreed. He was right, Hinata always saw the third years as people he must respect but it wasn’t until now he remembered. That they are also his friends and will always be there when he needs them. ~tada end :P

Also originally I wanted to add a lil art of the fic (since honestly I’m much more better at art than writing) but sadly I didn’t get time to do it soooo…….. Enjoy some chibi festive shoyos I did :DDDDDDDDDDD

#squealing santa #squealing Santa 2021 #Ss2021 #haikyuu #lee!hinata #ler!suga #ler!daichi #ler!asahi

[fattuccini-afraido]

Helloo! I hope you are doing fine <3.I would like to ask for a creepypasta match-up (romantic relationship) please!

I am A Campaigner (ENFP) and The Adorner (EFVL) and 7w6 (The Pathfinder) I am 159 cm. Female amd straight!

Some things about me: I like to study until at one point I would just stay up until 3 am, im such an idiot ahaha. I also would even drink coffee after 12 am. I have a RBF and i might act like I have apathy. I am very over-protective of those who i care about . And I will fight, with words ahahha. I am usually very independent to the point i don’t realize i need help :P My phobias are trypophobia and atychiphobia. I am very afraid of wasps and bees. I have Generalized Anxiety and Body Dysmorphia (more to my face actually). So basically, i get anxious a lot about some things and my looks. My personality: (uhhh mostly people find me complicated) But to me, I am independent, neutral chaotic, smart, stubborn, dense on some topics, very curious, brutally honest and I have a bit of an anger issue but I am chill tho. I can be serious, only when I want too ahah. Interests: I like to debate, study, draw, listen to music, watch Youtube, Twitch also I like anime and a fan of BTS. I go to boarding school and i can speak Japanese and Malay. I also play archery. What do I where?? At home i would just where a T-shirt and a blue jacket and some cozy pants. If I feel ‘fancy’, I would where a short sleeved dressed with said jacket :D My favourite colors are black, midnight blue and gold. Stuff that i like: + tall people + food (homemade at shop-made lmao) + drinks (favs are coffe and colaa) + people who like to spend time with me in any sort if way + art + M U S I C (any) Stuff that i dont like: + slow people + annoying people that waste my time (if they are annoying in a fun way then thats fine) + bugs

What do I look for in someone to love? How do i act with someone I love? Love language? I would look for someone who is both intellegent yet challenging. Charmingly sarcastic? Someone who is hard on the outside, soft in the inside! When I love someone, my dedication and patience seems infinite. As well as affection, care, attention. My love language is quality time and physical touch? Appearance? + dark brown eyes + dark brown hair (it looks like brunette-ish under sun). My hair is short and it looks like this:

Zodiac: Aries, moon is Taurus, Rising is Aquarius. Aesthetic? Dark academia, Grunge (modern and 90s- ish, E-Girl) RIGHT, thats all from meee. Thank you for your Time <3 TAKE YOUR TIMEE i dont mind :D

hi, I'm so excited, this is one of my firsts asks. I'm glad it's finally happened. Hope this lives up to your expectations, and if not, I'm sorry and you can totally ask for a new matchup <3

I ship you with

Helen Otis aka Bloody Painter.

He's an introvert, yes, but I really think you'd get along!

On the outside, Helen seems apathetic and selfish, on the inside, however, he's a scared boy who does not know how to transmit his feelings properly, since his entire life he has been given to understand that his feelings do not matter to anyone else, and he most definitely has thought that kindness always comes at a price. That nice people have a goal in mind and plan to use him for it. This cynical mindset is the reason he hides under this apathetic, self-absorbed mask, who, while acting polite, still behaves like a massive asshole.

All he ever wanted was to be understood and loved, so if you're willing to give it to him, he'll very slowly begin to open up his true self, though it is quite likely that he doesn't know who that is. I believe it's a charmingly sarcastic guy. One that loves to share his passions with you.

He's quite thoughtful when it comes to you.

He'd bring you chocolates when you're sick or on your period. Every time.

He'd paint you a lot.

Sometimes he'll ask you to model for him, but others he'd just think you look stunning and start painting out of nowhere.

He's less polite with you, he's more natural.

His love language is quality time and forehead kisses.

It doesn't matter to him who gives it to whom

He'd smile and talk much more when he's with you, though when someone else appears he'll abruptly stop.

If you don't do art, he'd still talk to you about it all the time.

He feels safe to do so with you.

He's a couch potato, so you'd often drag him outside with you.

He'd roll his eyes but ultimately enjoy it.

He still has a very hard time opening up.

He becomes a bit aggressive and defensive when he's down.

So, he's a bit hard to date at the beginning, but if you have patience, it'll be a beautiful relationship. He loves you more than anything, and he'd always listen to your problems and will always be there for you, especially when you have body insecurities because while genuinely doesn't understand why you don't like your body or face, since he believes you're the most beautiful woman he's seen yet, he has those insecurities himself, due to his past.

Overall, he's a complicated person who's tough on the outside, and warmer and fuzzy on the inside, if you look deep down enough.

#helen otis #bloody painter #creepypasta matchup #helen otis x reader #bloody painter x reader #helen otis x fem reader #bloody painter x fem reader #creepypasta #creepypast x reader #creepypasta x fem reader #y/n #creepypasta reader insert #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagines #helen otis headcanon

[it9chi]

Hiii I don’t know if your taking request and if your not it’s fine you can totally ignore this lol :P but if you are can you do the trend of the pretty best friends with maybe Akaashi, Bokuto, and kuroo 🙈 by the way I loved the way you write the characters

how they blind react to the audio “i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly” from tiktok + find the first part here

kuroo:

man doing this to kuroo would be so funny

cs we know he lowkey prideful

so this would “”potentially”” hurt his ego

at least when it comes to you

cs this bitch hates losing to you no matter what

like he’s not like this to kenma usually

and u tell him its bc kenma is his favorite bestie

then he’s all like: noo ahaha who said i like kenma more than u? ahah who sed that cut the cameras

then proceeds to baby and pamper kenma right in front u

smh kuroo we were friends first 

ANYWAY SO

just like oikawa, he likes inviting himself to your tiktoks, selfies, etc u know the drill

so roping him in your tiktok would be easy breezy

you set up ur camera and pretend you were getting ready to dance to that fishing pole reel it in tiktok

(also prior to this u told him abt wanting to do that tiktok w him)

and just like you predicted it, kuroo is now magically next to you smirking and shit at the camera

pulling a debby ryan yes king pop off

then the audio plays: “i aint never seen two pretty best friends. always one of them gotta be ugly”

KUROO NEVER LOOKED SO OFFENDED IN HIS LIFE

kuroo goes :O like you did something so scandalous in front of him

even if the camera didnt hear his voice, its still kinda obvious that he said “chibi chan~”

now its ur turn to gasp

mf smirks at your reaction and picks you up like a sack of potatoes and throws you over his shoulder

all of that caught in camera

and right when he was gonna throw you on the bed the camera stops recording

y’all blow up overnight ;)))

the comments: “they gotta be more than friends!!”

“sis i’ll be his best friend if u don’t want to be his bestie anymore”

kodzuken: so y’all a thing now or-

bonus: what actually happened is kuroo tickled u and showed no mercy nor remorse </33

bokuto:

ahh yes bokuto

bokuto beam besties !!!!!

ft. a very very tired akaashi

you pull this shit to mess with the team

perks being the other fukurodani manager

(this is why konoha lowkey hates u but its okay queen u lowkey hate him too (as a joke)) 

ANYWAYS

so managers have to settle things right before practice starts right

after helping yukie and kaori, y’all had extra time

this is when u call bokuto in 

“bokuto lets film a tiktok real quick!” you call out to ur bestie who was with akaashi and konoha

bokuto immediately dips on them and runs to you

“what are we dancing to today?”

we know this bitch can dance lets not lie to ourselves rn

u tell him u want to do that hit the quan remix trend on tiktok and he agrees

mf even knows the step already so uh anywayz

this is the part where brokuto gets bamboozled

you click record and bokuto starts rubbing his hands together like hes about to throw that ass back and start dancing religiously

til the audio plays

“i aint never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly”

so that played throughout the gym

konoha and akaashi stop talking and turned their attention to you and bokuto

the realization settles in and bokuto frowns

and everyone in the gym thinks his emo mode is about to work up and they’re all about to run to him 

before bokuto lets out a big cackle

“you’re so funny sometimes, y/n” bokuto wipes a tear from his eyes from laughing so much  

bokuto suddenly goes quiet til mf starts chasing you around the gym

“BOKUTO IM SORRY” you screeched as you ran for your life

“nOPE! IF I CATCH YOU IT MEANS YOURE THE UGLY BEST FRIEND” he retorts, catching up on you

in the end the video caught u guys running around the gym

konoha took this as a chance to repost your video with the caption “what a dumbass” 

akaashi:

akaashi and this tiktok huh.....

do u know who u’re doing this to ??????

like akaashi???

akaashi keiji ?????????????????????????????????

this audio and akaashi just dont get along at all... like ... UGLY??? 

all in all im p sure this thing would backfire 

and im not even joking luv xoxo

ANYWAY SO

you do this at home bc ... u dont want to embarauz urself doing this at school cs what if someone saw u calling THE akaashi ugly 

so yeah u have this thing w akaashi where y’all just chill at ur respective homes for no reason at all

#bestietingz

and since akaashi is a genuinely nice guy and is a rlly rlly close friend of urs, he wont say no to ur vague requests <3

“keiji let’s do a tiktok together” you shake his arm as the mf reads a fucking book

“hmm okay” he hums, putting the book down

not forgetting to bookmark the page ! bookmark king ! knows his shit ok im getting sidetracked

you set ur phone down and angle it right

akaashi just does the bread face :] respecting ur viewers!

even if ur viewers r just the fukorodani team at best... maybe even some nekoma students bUT THATS NOT THE POINT HERE

ur trying so hard not to laugh and its so painfully obvious ur hiding something like akaashi is alr dreading cs he doesnt know what ur planning

so u press record and the audio rolls in

“i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly”

it turns to an awkward silence after that

cs akaashi didnt rlly know how to react

like he knows this shit is corny and just..... he cant even describe it oh god

and ur like looking at him for a reaction

hes just there like: :] ......

LIKE YOU TWO R ALREADY MAKING EYE CONTACT

AND UR LIKE COVERING UR MOUTH TRYING NOT TO LAUGH UR LIKE

“DO U GET IT??”

and akaashi is like: “yes i do :]” 

AND UR LIKE: THEN WHATS UP WITH THIS REACTION

then he’s all like: “nothing. i know you’re not ugly and u shouldn’t let that meme define who you are because you are beautiful”

like a mf poet making ur heart melt 

u put a closed caption thingie mabober before u post it cs u wanted to let ppl know who or how tf ur bestie acts and damn right hes right !!! ur not ugly neither is he !!!

the comments when u posted it are all asking for his contact information and the just like

“SIS I WANT HIM”

“WHATS HIS @??”

even bokuto commented like: THATS MY AKAASHI RIGHT THERE !!!!

and kuroo responds with: u cant win over him bro

and then bokuto replies again with: DUDE

#reqs #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #kuroo x reader #kuroo imagines #kuroo headcanons #bokuto x reader #bokuto imagines #akaashi x reader #akaashi imagines #akaashi headcanons #bokuto headcanons #ans

[ggukkiedae]

hey sweetie I hope that you are doing well and you’re fine.

I hope that I’m not bothering you but can we get a scenario in which Yoonmi thinks she grow up but after checking up her height she realizes that she didn’t grown at all and then the boys (especially Jimin tease her about it) ? 🥺

I just read her profile she’s very tiny ☺️ by the way I’m sorry for my poor English I am French ahah 😂

im doing pretty okay, thank you 🥰 and don’t worry about your english! it sounds great! im not exactly the best with english either aksjdhd and yes yoonmi’s tiny with a total of two growth spurts, the last one being in 2016 wings era, she never got passed 157 cm 🤧 anyway, i hope you enjoy this!

“Woah,” Jimin chuckled as he walked by her, pausing when he noticed her grin, “what’s going on?”

“Oppa, look! I got taller!”

She could see the older’s amused smile as his eyes went back and forth between her and the tape. The way that he looked at her made her feel off. Where was the proud smile? Or the head pats?

“I think you miscalculated a little, aegi,” Jimin chuckled.

She pouted but put her finger on the tape. “But look! It’s higher than the last mark!”

“It is, yes,” he gently removed the tape, “but you do know there’s a reason at least one of us has to be here with you when you measure your height, right?”

“Why’d you take it off?”

Jimin gently pushed her so her back was to the wall. He balanced a magazine from a nearby table on her head then had her step back and look. Much to her disappointment, it was at exactly the same spot where the last mark was.

“Hate to burst your bubble, but I think your growth spurts are over now.”

“This isn’t it,” she mumbled.

“I think you might have gotten a little excited,” Jimin chuckked, “and caused the tape to go up. You can’t see where your hands go when you measure yourself, aegi.”

“No, watch this.”

She took another strip of tape and aligned it to the too of her head. As slowly as she possibly could, she moved it backwards until she felt it hit the wall. True enough to Jimin’s words, her arms unconsciously went higher as she did so. She turned around and pointed towards the tape while giving Jimin a look.

He shook his head. “Your hands went up, aegi. Face it, you’re still 157cm.”

“Are you sure?”

When Jimin gave her a pointed look, she just sighed and disappointedly peeled the tape off of the wall.

“Don’t worry,” Jimin squished her cheeks. “In my heart, you’re still growing, just like my love for you.”

She gave him a hug, thankful that he wasn’t making fun of her like she knew one of the others might.

“Maybe I should call you Thumbelina from now on?”

She spoke too soon.

She could hear the sound of a phone keyboard typing stuff down. She gasped when she realized what he was doing and poked Jimin’s side to get him to release her.

“Oppa! Are you telling the others what happened?”

“Sorry, aegi. It’s too cute not to share.”

He chuckled at her pout and held his phone up when she tried to reach it to unsend the messages. That’s when she heard her best friend’s voice from down the hall.

“Measuring your height again, Mimi? You’ve got some high dreams there.”

It had begun.

With a sigh, she rested her head in her hand. Looks like she’d be hearing about how tiny she is again for the next few days.

#yoonmi.minmi #bts 8th member #bts female member #bts female addition #miya #yoonmi #kim yoonmi

[kelieah]

this random idea just popped into my head, because of this ‘driving sucks’ topic ahah:

soo, reader is used to driving on the right side of the road so as she visits tom she has to drive on the other one and she’s totally helpless while tom tries to calm her down but lowkey panics as well

bashdfm i love the idea ty ty

but im pretty sure you have to get a new license when visiting or moving to a place that drives on the opposite road i dunno but im adding it jkshdbf

also pls don't kill me i don't know anything abt london

“so how was the test?” tom asks, walking out of the dmv with you.

“bloody horrible,” you joke, linking arms with him.

he rolls his eyes while shaking his head, “again with the accent mocking.”

“only teasing,” you kiss his cheek and make your way over to his car. “it was okay, i passed and all but i’m not confident. can you drive, please?” you pout and hold his hands.

“as much as i love driving my princess around, it’s your turn my love. i’m confident in you c’mon,” he coos and tosses you his keys, making his way over to the passenger’s seat.

tom wished he hadn’t said that.

“WHAT!?” you scream out and quickly turn the other way, mentally apologizing to those you cut off.

“the— NO! darling, the other side!” he yelps and shields his face from watching you drive, too terrified to look.

“i know! i know— i got it!” you cry out and shift lanes once again, exhaling deeply as you finally make it onto a straight lane.

“yes you do, it’s okay. you’re okay. we’re okay,” he pulls his hands away from his face and smiles weakly at you.

“t-then why were you yelling at me!” you whine, keeping your eyes on the road.

“THERE WAS A MINGING CA— i wasn’t. i’m sorry. you’re doing great. you’re doing perfect,” he breathes out, almost as if he’s reassuring himself.

you grip the steering wheel and huff, blowing a piece of hair out of your face. “love the support you’re giving me babe.”

“i’m sorry sweetheart,” he whines and places his hand on your thigh. “you’re doing just fine. we’re on an easier road, no more crazy turns.” he gives your thigh a squeeze and leans over, kissing your cheek.

you finally relax a bit and let out a sigh of relief. “mmk, thank you. how about you shut your face now,” you grin, averting your eyes to look at tom’s offended expression. you laugh out loud, until the both of you let out a scream as you accidentally turn the wrong way again.

#kelly's blurbs #kelly's inbox #tom holland #tom holland blurbs #tom holland fluff #tom holland imagines #tom holland fanfiction #tom holland x reader #tom holland x you #tom holland x y/n #veryholland

[edelwisse]

I had a headcanon where Shuichi was a girl idol when he was like 8-10(?) Now i cant get it out of my head. It is stuck-

Idk what to name it so i guess ill call it LIAU (Lil' Idol AU) for now. This is a non despair au keep that in mind. The pairing here is mainly oumasai. But it is fine if you wanna use this headcanon for your pairing.

Here storyline:

One day his mother (actress) wanted to try making him an celebrity. So she and her husband tried to audition him as one. But he had a sort of stage fright at the first audition and was not accepted. His mother was quite stubborn about her idea and wanted him to experience the life on tv (She actually would stop if Shuichi said no but he just wanted her to be happy so he just follow what she wants [she is not a dickhead don't worry lmao]). She then got an idea of him cross-dressing as a girl, an idol. As usual he accepted, when he first put it on, he kind of liked it, wearing skirts and make ups (eyeliners are his favourites and was stuck with it even after he stopped dancing and such). He sees his idol persona as a mask. Because of this he felt confident in doing things he wanted because no one would know him (other than his family and manager). He auditioned on a tv show and it sort of worked out-

That tv show he audition on is called Little Stars that went on for 4 years. The shows is centered around 5 idol kids, the leader Lina, and the members Miya, Ryo, Aiko and Hina. His idol persona, Miya, was the most favourite among the audience. Things that made her famous are her shyness, being a mood or being relateable af, boldness at stating her opinion, the fact that she is a good singer and dancer, and her cuteness is what captivated the audience. With the show famous internationally the amount of fans she has was- a lot.

Because of this he was a celebrity at the time just like how his mother wants him to be and they went on tours to sing, dance and others. (He was also scouted by hopes peak but they didn't had a chance to invite him) He also appeared in other tv shows, movies, interviews, etc. Shuichi honestly didn't mind it although it stresses him out in some cases. Few things he learned when he was an idol was singing, dancing, violin, gymnastics, calligraphy, judo- (In my au he is a natural talent, he can learn things he is interested in at a fast rate but didn't have a courage to show it.)

Around the age of 10 his parents soon lost interest in him since they find other things more interesting, leaving him with his uncle. After noticing his parents aren't around anymore, he didn't feel the need to continue. So, he immediately stopped being an idol. The world was on fire when she suddenly disappeared although it died down after a couple of months where Miya posted a video apology saying she cant go on anymore because this was not the job she wanted to do for the rest of her life. Her fans respect her decision although there are some who objected to it. (they do be crying)

An so Shuichi abandoned his persona Miya and retired being an idol after 2 years. Although he felt he is going to miss it - he truly did and move on with his life living with his uncle. When he first sees his uncle job he felt pretty normal but as time goes on he became more and more fascinated by it. His uncle then invited him as his assistant where he accepted. And this and that happened shakaiwoajq, now he is the ultimate detective in 79th class.

Then this festival came up and the class decided to do a musical show - Kaede was the one that suggested it lol. Then it all went downhill-

__

Lol i might make part 2 since its kind off spoilers if i did it (totally not because i dont know how it will go). Tho im sure miya will somehow make a appearance in the stage. Im just not sure how she got there baha.

This au is a branch or another version of my other au called Unknown Identities Au. I'll make a post about it in the future. You may drop some questions. Tho dont expect me to answer all of them ahah-

Im so bad at tags

#shuichi saihara #danganronpa #danganronpa au #headcanon #LIAU #oumasai

[rfamess]

hello! im just wondering if you'd write about an MC that smokes weed for anxiety or even just for fun with the rfa+V? I have anxiety but sometimes people think its weird that I um.... self medicate... lol. Thanks ;)

Yes! I totally understand where you’re coming from. I’ve done my fair share of boofin with my friends, although not for anxiety, but many of my friends have done that. Imo, I feel like I can see all of the rfa members smoking, even Jumin ahah. Maybe not often, but you get it. I think MTL, it would go: Seven, V, Zen, Yoosung, Jaehee, Jumin.

RFA+V with MC That Smokes Weed

707

- Definetly smokes weed on a regular basis, would not give a shit at all

- You probably do it together whenever there’s a chance

- King of eating junk for 3 hours straight

- Just imagine the absolute stupidity that goes on with both you and Saeyoung absolutely zooted

- 100% includes laughing at anything at all, prank calls, watching terrible movies, creating disgusting food combos,

- For sure the most fun to be around while high, you’d keep each other entertained until you fall asleep where you stand

- you two go to McDonalds and gorge until they kick you out.

- this man moons the security cameras in any public setting. Just a total wild man

- Not the chillest man. This dude goes ham on sativa and has crackhead hours while stoned, there is no Vibing.

- Maybe after a while y’all sit down and vibe, listening to your favorite music until you fall asleep together :)

Yoosung

- this little boy has never smoked before

- definetly on edge about you smoking, but once you admit it’s for anxiety he understands and wants to help you

- after a while he wants to try it...

- probably has no idea how to do it— you have to teach him.

- doesn’t really know how to inhale it fully, but once he does— BLEGH ANAJKCK UHAHHA

-coughs like a pneumonic old lady

- gets the hang of it, really starts going to town on that joint/bowl/whatever you use

- WILL GREEN OUT.

- dude gets paranoid

-“MC i thought this was supposed to help with your anxiety, not give it to me!” *cries*

- second times the charm right?

- this time is a whole other story— he’s having the time of his life!!!

-everything is funny. he’s wilding out!

- after an hour of giggling and listening to some tunes he crashes on the couch

- cutie yoosung x) he sleeps so peacefully with a little smile on his face

Zen

(kind of nsfw...but not really. just a little tiddlywink of maturity. 1/10 nsfw rank)

- This man smokes darts already, has a nic addiction, and used to be in a gang there is no way in Hell hes never smoked weed before.

- Since his gang days are over, he hasn’t smoked it in a long time, doesn’t really have a specific interest in it either, but.... he’s definitely not against it.

- you explain to him that you use it for your anxiety, but he’s a little wary about that

- doesn’t like that you have to resort to substance to calm yourself down, but wants t be supportive of it— he knows many people use it for similar medical reasons.

- but... when you offer to smoke together. well that’s cool. He loves you and would literally do anything with you

- you guys just sit on the floor, vibe, and listen to music, but he can’t stop staring at you

- he’s so damn happy, he’s smiling and laughing to himself while watching you sing to your favorite songs

- get gets up from where he’s sitting and slowly makes his way to you, and kisses you softly on the lips.

- Suddenly you both make your way to the bedroom. Every. Single. Sense. Is. Heightened. 11/10 sexy time.

- You just lay in bed, so relaxed and in love and just laugh about dumb shit together. <3

Jaehee

- she’s so stressed from work

- she comes home and notices you outside, smoking, and gets FREAKED

- why are you Doing That!!!!!!!

- you explain to her it helps calm down your nerves when you feel anxiety.

- ........ “gimme that”

- woman is STRESSED STRESSED.

- “are you sure jaehee? You didn’t seem too keen on it before...”

- “If you say it helps you, I trust you, and right now, I’m in need of a pick-me-up”

- you share this joint on the balcony and just talk about your worries together. It’s very therapeutic.

- you guys cuddle up together and just talk for hours, giggling here and there about random things.

- after the conversation dies down you both stay outside, content with each other’s company, her head rested on your shoulder, you also leaning on her for support

Jumin

- Now, despite his stoic behavior, I have a deep feeling Jumin desperately wants to live on the wild side at least once. This was his chance.

- He found out you smoked due to anxiety a while ago, and he never really liked it.

- he thought it’d be better just to hire a professional, which he did, yet it never stopped you from smoking. Maybe because it could be fun sometimes.

- one day you woke up and decided to go for a smoke, which turned into a bit of a quarrel:

- “I don’t understand, I hired a doctor to help you! Smoking is bad for your lungs, why do you keep doing it?”

-“Because it’s fun.”

- “I don’t believe it—“

- “why don’t you just try it”

- he started at you for a minute. This was His Chance. Go against the harsh stereotype of a CEO and break the damn chains!

“Fine”

- this definetly took you by surprise

- 3 hits of a bowl later this man is an ANIMAL

- you’ve never seen him laugh so hard at anything before, it’s cracking you up too!

- man dances like a toddler. It’s cute

- you decide to go out into public. In disguise.

- walking into shops, people look at you because you’re wearing trenchcoats, a hat, and sunglasses, yet every time people stare, you both look at each other

- “Do you think they know?” “Oh god they know” “they definetly know”

- And every time, you burst out laughing.

V

- honestly, Jihyun is a fucking hippie. He’s an artist that got involved with a cult..... (poor guy)

- Probably has his own stash

- probably uses it for the same reason as you

- probably has done shrooms.

- anyway.

- if you can get high together you can expect photoshoots. But not just any photo shoot! A shitty-stoned-ugly-ass photshoot

- every picture looks like a meme

- sitting in a dark corner wearing a frilly outfit holding a bong like it’s the Crown Jewels.

- a photo of you shoving as many hot Cheetos into your mouth as humanly possible

- a photo of him falling down a set of stairs

- a photo of you guys together in some funky pose

- every picture you take is 1000 more seconds of laughing hysterically

- you turn on some music and just dance together for hours. It’s the most fun you’ve ever had. Little did you know, your speaker died 30 minutes ago and you’ve been dancing in silence, just laughing together

- eventually you settle down and just talk about the wonders of life until you see the sun start to rise again

#mystic messenger #mysme #mysme headcanon #mystic messenger headcanon #mystic messenger imagine #mysme imagine #zen mysme #zen x mc #jumin x mc #jaehee x mc #yoosung x mc #v x mc #707 x mc #saeyoung choi #jihyun kim #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #jumin han #hyun ryu #oui’d