ok, so I just woke up from a nap, and I just had the craziest dream.
I only really remember the last bits of it, but in the beginning, I think that garnet from Steven universe was there, and was trans, and then she almost died and I had to call 911. However they had like 5 different 911s you could call, like. “cardiac arrest” “vape arrest” “long-term hospital stay” or whatever. (I ended up just sobbing over her body and another girl called 911 (they never came).
There was also some weird gathering with like, the principal who had a greenn laser coming out of her eye.
But, the part I remember very vividly, was that bruce banners actor (because they were filming a high school movie - keep in mind in my dream, this is all a school day), he was crawling up the bleachers in a supposed to be ‘sexy’ way, to Natasha’s actor.
and Peter parker’s actor was trying so hard not to laugh with Zendaya because apparently that’s “what British kids at the school (whose logo is zeus btw) do to sex off at school while still staying innocent looking”.
This means both ‘having sex’ and ‘wasting time’ btw.
so yeah. afternoon naps baby.
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clit kisser zhongli v. clit spitter wriothesley v. clit spanker al haitham .. (⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ⌑ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝)
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That was a weird ass dream to have. I dreamt some guy called me out of the blue and asked if he could post a video of me doing my laundry in my pajamas and I was like. No. Absolutely not. I do not consent. Fucking what? Is this dream? Weird. Anyway I was so mad about this weird guy that it woke me up lmao
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i still think it's so fucking funny that daisy jones is basically one big fleetwood mac fanfic. i think we as a fandom moved on from the fact much too quickly.
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