#a loser goddamn baby

[rottmntrulesall]

You're a loser, baby.....

#This episode was hard to watch. I knew it would be dark #but I wasn't ready for it #At least the Dust/Husk duet at the end was very good! #A loser goddamn baby #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #vivziepop #animation #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk

[lunarmoontea]

You're a loser, baby

#my art #artists on tumblr #digital artwork #fanart #artwork #hazbin hotel fanart #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #krita #huskerdust #angelhusk #hazbin hotel #you're a loser baby #a loser goddamn baby #that song goes so hard #vivziepop

[lemyondre]

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR WAY AND YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS WRECKED?

Well be a loser, baby and check this video out. It’s me singing btw lol and I also drew the cover for the cover.

[edit, this post isn’t explicit😭😭😭 my tumblr is high]

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #loser baby #a loser goddamn baby #music #cover art #song cover #Youtube

[authormars]

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP FOLLOWING ME

IM NOT COOL DONT BE FOOLED BY MY LUCIFER PROFILE PIC

IM ACTUALLY A TOTAL LOSER AND WEIRDO

#YOU'RE A LOSER BABY #A LOSER GODDAMN BABY #sorry i got excited #Please stop following me though #It makes the gremlin brain confused #shitpost

[koalas-koalas-everywhere]

So with Mimzy’s reveal, we can assume that every time Alastor goes, “Maybe you know me from my podcast?” he’s not just fishing for recognition, the man is out there trying to threaten people 😭😭 He rolled intimidation on Lucifer and flubbed it, too 😭😭 And it’s not even because Lucifer thinks he’s above Alastor, it’s because he was probably too depressed to even pay attention 😭😭😭

#Alastor #you’re a loser baby a loser goddamn baby #Hazbin Hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel

[kandibatz]

had a dream where for some reason bob was moth themed instead of devil themed and somehow it was so so much more terrifying esp in the context of the dream

#LIKE THE LOGIC OF THE DREAM WAS CUZ HE WAS MOTH THEMED HE WOULD BE LIKE. ATTRACTED TO LIGHTS SO WHEN WE WERE RUNNING AND HIDING WE HAD TO #WE HAD TO DO THAT IN PITCH BLACK SO WE COULD HEAR HIM COMING BUT WE COULDNT SEE HIM AND WE HAD TO BE SOSO FUCKING QUIET #other random details of the dream i remember was i was with a group of people and we were trying to gather evidence to get bob arrested #cuz i guess he hadnt gotten caught before yet? #i dont know why cuz we were just a bunch of random ppl that jobs for the 2 goddamn cops in the entire town we didnt have to risk shit #but we did anyways i remember near the end of the dream we did find some hard evidence so its just some losers like OHHHH SHIT!!!!! #but then we heard bob coming and we were in a place with ZERO hiding spots but we had to try hiding anyways #and my best attempt was just pulling some random fcking blanket over me like u do when ur a lil baby as if that gonna stop The Killer 😭 #it stressed dream me out so bad that i just woke up n i was liek ouGh

[lecliss]

Wait while I'm here lemme say something that's been on my mind for like 2 weeks at least. So, Yahiko was alive when Obito first came to Ame and talked to Nagato. The canonical ages of Obito and Nagato in shippuden are 31 and 35 respectively. So the ame orphans are all 4 years older than Obito. Considering Yahiko died at 15, the oldest Obito could be when meeting Nagato is..... 11. When did Obito have his death scare and meet Madara before leaving for Ame??? When he was 13. Sooooo... unless I somehow got something wrong, and please correct me if I did, Kishimoto is once again a hack fraud.

#also related. if i remember the math correctly. obi is 15 when he attacked the village with kurama #and not that i think thats incorrect timeline wise. cuz it is right. i just think its REALLY funny that thats a 15yo. he pointed a kunai at #a baby and i couldnt take it seriously anymore years ago when i figured that out #like the concept of the masked man in general is SO funny CUZ THATS A FUCKING TEENAGER LMAOOOO #i think by the time of the massacre hes a young adult tho but im talking about the time period prior to that #LIKE PROPER TIMELINE WISE WHEN OBI MEETS THE ORPHANS HE SHOULD BE LIKE 14 IF HIS BIRTHDAY OCCURED DURING THOSE 6 MONTHS WITH MADA OR WHILE #HE WAS TRAVELLING. SO LIKE. AGAIN. THATS A TEENAGER. AND NOT A PARTICULARLY OLD ONE EITHER MIND YOU #like goddamn just everything about obi even despite all the trauma and horrors is just. so. goofy. #hes a fucking joke to me but like in a good way. hes starting to become like jeje to me where i can only make fun of every little thing #about him. i mean. look at who he was as a kid. how babey he still technically is when he starts doing villain shit #THE FUCKING TOBI THING WHICH I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT. I DONT FUCKING CARE THAT ITS BEEN OVER A DECADE SINCE WE LOST THE TOBI PERSONA. #I DONT CARE. I WILL NEVER BE OVER NOT GETTING ANSWERS ON WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS THINKING DOING THAT SHIT #WHY DID HE FUCKING ACT LIKE THAT???? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY???? WHEN SENPAI IS RIGHT THERE????? #i cant fucking do this. hes a fucking joke (affectionate) i love him so much he breaks my heart. the poor fucking loser #personal

[apollo-zero-one]

I fuckin love the Loser Baby song from Hazbin Hotel it's so great lmfao

#You're a loooser baby a loser goddamn baby #hazbin hotel

[triona-tribblescore]

More shitty doodles because im so normal and I'm a loser baby a loser goddamn- QwQ <3

#they are “easy” to draw like comfort wise :') #i dont have to think #just doodle them in <33 uvu #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #angel dust #husker #husk #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin #angel dust fanart #niffty #husker fanarrt #loser baby #tribbleart

[vitrines]

just had to resist the urge to be mean online (i did not actually resist the urge i'm just saying it where nobody will see it)

#green man stans you have no shame lmao idk how you keep acting like spoiled toddlers all the time #your guy doesn’t care about you and will always be an awful communicator #and a loser and someone who complains when things aren’t EXACTLY what he wants #the time someone on mcc reddit said “i think pete is the best player! he’s really uplifting and a good teammate :D” #and dream goddamn went to those comments on a wholesome #post and was like “uhm actually by STATS i’m better… sorry sweaties” #like girl nobody cares you’re just a huge whining baby #imagine seeing someone else get praise and being like THIS HAS TO BE ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW OR ILL CRY AND SCREAM #oh wait he does that all the time… weird #this is about the pink parrots or whoever poll i don’t care at all about sbi but it’s so so rich of **blr to be like #“we were nice and respectful y’all sent death threats and still lost” #one sure it’s possible some 15 yr old tommy fan said something mean down there #but two let’s not even talk about **blr’s history of sending threats then playing the victim. i’ve seen it. i was here #negative #i’m only posting this because i know no green man stans or guys from that subblr follow me #and if you do. hi sorry i don’t like you at all #<- i am irrelevant and they don't care #edit: lmao i checked the notes theres not a single sbi fan in there sendind death threats #its not even close #like someone said “kill dt with hammers” did you really think that was. a serious threat. are you shaking and crying over that #god damn times have changed you guys used to send gore and slurs! and now you're scared over that. fun #haterposting #sorry to anyone who follows me for normal stuff i've been personally victimized by green man stans for yearsss #I Was In The War. #part of why i never went to any cons or anything #not all of why i am not scared of them #but some of you i don't know if i'd be able to see irl without wanting to attack #i have to clarify that this is a joke and i'd never attack someone because otherwise i guess that counts as “making threats” #god

[magnusthepuppet]

you’re a loser, baby! a loser, goddamn, baby! you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch <3

if these two aren’t endgame then idk what is 🤷

#i got an appetite for gamblin 😈 #THIS SONG SLAPS #straight up the best hazbin song #best hellaverse song imo 🤷 #probably cuz it’s our lord and savior keith david singing it #and he’s got the voice of a damn angel #CMON #LET THEM BE TOGETHER #i feel so validated as someone who thought they’d be cute since the pilot #hazbin hotel #hellaverse #huskerdust #husk x angel dust #angel dust x husk #vivziepop

[simporado]

MDNI / bakugo x reader

Chest to chest, you were seated on Katsuki’s lap, cockwarking him while he was seated on your couch. both your arms were wrapped around his shoulders, your phone in one hand. You were reading one of your favorite romance book/series, and everytime you came across a heart-fluttering moment, you would not only feel your heart flutter, but your pussy too.

Katsuki groans and lets out a breathy “Mmh, fuck”, and grips your hips tighter as soon as he feels you clench around him.

It was your idea to do this, since he kept teasing you about being a loser with no life, burying yourself in those goddamn fiction instead of spending your time with him

So as a little punishment and to prove something to him, you force him to ‘sit still and don’t move.’ You were the one leading here, so whenever he tries to grind or thrust up a little, you completely eject yourself from his dick. He’d get so whiny and plead to you, “M’sorry. Sit back down, I won’t do it again. Please, baby. Need to feel you around me.”

You squealed once you got to your favorite part, a love confession of the main characters, finally! and Katsuki feels you clench harder than ever before. He moans loudly before muffling his moans into your neck, lowkey embarrassed that it’s getting him so close to cumming.

Then, you toss your phone down onto the couch once you’d had enough reading. “Thank you Katsuki, You did so good, baby.” You kiss his shoulder then his neck and whisper praises against his ear. He brings his face up to kiss you, shoving his tongue in your mouth. You return the kiss and wrap your arms around his neck once again and begin bouncing, and you both let out long moans.

It doesn’t take long for the both of you to cum, having been cockwarming for almost an hour.

Safe to say Katsuki doesnt mind you spending your time reading and ignoring him now, as long as you sit on him while he’s buried in you.

#bakugo katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #bakugou x y/n #smut #bakugo x reader #bakugo smut #bakugou x you #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki x you #bakugo x y/n #bakugo x you #im ovulating okay #simping rn #just need him all whiney and under my submission

[majestyjun]

not a req but please please can you write something for haechan soon 😭😭 i need it so bad i’m dying

# impatient !! l.dh

lol why not ig this man is too cunty for his own good

# nsfw + minors dni, making a bet with hyuck when he won’t pay attention to you because his league match takes priority.

there’s nothing quite more infuriating than haechan on a bet. but two can play that game. like telling him he wouldn’t last five minutes with that boner of his, bulging through his sweats prominently,,, after all, he asked for it, choosing games over you. you shouldn’t have underestimated him.

“baby, i’m almost done,” haechan grumbles when your insistently wave your hand over his view, blocking sight of his computer. “hyuck, you’ve been saying that for an hour,” you whine, leaning over the back of his gaming chair. leave it to haechan to be more invested in winning league than spending time together after a long week. god, he looks divine, loose white t shirt hanging off his shoulders and exposing the smooth collarbones peeking out, gray sweats comfortably manspread as he clicks away, his subtle, quiet breaths laced with annoyed swears driving you a little more feral by the second. and maybe any other day you’d have more patience, but sometimes desperate days call for desperate measures,,, and maybe you’d just rather hyuck bend you over his desk and fuck you dumb instead of watching his goddamn league match.

“so impatient,” haechan smirks when you take matters into your own hands, climbing over his armrest to press your needy clothed cunt or his thigh, a soft moan escaping your lips at the desperately needed friction, slowly rubbing your panties against his sweats, hand on his shoulder to ground yourself as you blink at him expectantly, because fuck, he’s a goddamn tease. “hyuck…” your voice drawls in a whining manner, clenching your thighs over his, fingers wandering down his shirt to feel the smooth musculature beneath, slowly tracing downward, “‘m bored, just want you already.”

“what a brat,” his voice low when your hips rut against his thigh harder, soft mewls and whimpers slipping from your lips as you hump his leg desperately, but he won’t fucking give you the attention you need. “baby,” haechan’s voice laced with a tease as your fingers reach the bulge in his sweats, feeling the effect your neediness has on him, so sure you’ve got him when you tilt your head to his neck, pressing needy kisses, warm pants and gasps, soaked panties and lewd noises as you palm him, a small frustrated hyuck escaping you when haechan bites his lip to keep his composure. but the final irritating straw is when his pretty eyes meet yours in a teasing glance. “nice try,” he grins, “you won’t get me to cum in my pants like a loser.”

and then you made the dumbest fucking bet of your life.

because if anything, haechan is fucking competitive, bulge in his sweats and he’s made it another half an hour without touching himself while you’re on the verge of tears trying to resist touching yourself, desperately wanting to do something to cure the need for friction, touch, anything. and the longer you wait, the more it drives you mad with need, your pride the only thing keeping you sane. and maybe you don’t want to give him the satisfaction of winning both a game and a bet.

“all you have to do is just beg again,” haechan’s voice laced with amusement as he glances over his shoulder, “say it. you’re going to lose, baby.” and your will shatters when he spins his chair, mouth watering bulge no longer out of sight, no longer out of mind. your thighs sore from rubbing together, “please,”your voice strained and quiet as you bury your face into his comforter, not wanting to admit it to his face. “gotta say it,” he laughs, relishing your desperation. “please fuck me, hyuck, you w-win.”

“that’s it, baby,” the smirk on his face evident as he strides over, grabbing your hair to make you look up at him, “dumb brat. on fours.” and you swear, you’ve never felt more desperate when he lets go and the sound of his sweats slipping off as you shamefully get on fours, burying your face into his pillow to muffle the drooling moans as his hard cock presses to your cute ass, the tearing sound of your panties ripped from your pussy, and the harsh hit on your dripping cunt a lewd, salacious noise.

“ah—hyuck—!” you cry as his thick cock thrusts hard into your soaked pussy, fingers clinging to his sheets as he fills n stretches you out, lewd slaps of skin on skin with every brutal thrusts, tip kissing your cervix. “fuck,” he exhales, groaning as he lands a hard hit to your ass, “look at you now.” and when he leans over, hands grasping your waist in a bruising grip as he roughly slams into your soaked pussy, haechan’s voice low and husky in your ear. “i’ll make it hell for you, baby. don’t think you’ll have it easy after being such a brat.”

might consider writing a longer ver eventually for this one idk if i like it at this length lol

#haechan smut #nct smut #nct dream smut #nct hard thoughts #nct hard hours

[elsfairy]

need need need loser!abby asking to spit in your mouth for the first time

goddamn it (i need it) i had to add her fingers too, i’m sorry

The question was completely innocent— actually nothing about the muscled blonde, who was looking at you with such pleading eyes, and mouth almost hanging open, strap buried in your cunt until you were nothing but a panting mess, was innocent. Her thumb rubbed mindless circles on your clit, unaware that she was affecting you this badly, not when her main focus was watching the stare you gave her when the question just slipped out her mouth. It was soft, but a little confused. If she wasn’t so into you and wanting every inch of you, she would have probably looked away, got dressed, and ran away, ashamed to be asking such a filthy question to you— to her girl.

“You want to what?” It wasn’t a disgusted question, more a curious one.

Those blue eyes never left yours. Her pupils more dilated the longer she watched you, completely still, all while her fingers still moved against your clit. She simply watched how your back arched, your teeth sunk into your bottom lip to contain the sounds she needed to hear. thrived to pull from you. But you didn’t miss the blush appearing on her face as she dipped her face a little lower, her breath fanning your face. “please let me spit in your mouth, I’ll do so good for you baby, please”

You could see the gears working in her head, the panic on her face and you knew she was worried that you would find her disgusting for asking —pleading for such a thing to you as you were taking a little too long to respond. It’s been on her mind for a while since you both started dating, how oddly good she thinks you would look with her spit in your mouth, how it dribbles down your spin as you plead for a little more. She felt disgusting to ask such a thing of her perfect girl, but the panic that came over her when you just stared was quickly gone when you had obediently opened your mouth, looking up at her with those pleading eyes that you gave her when you wanted something. And because she’s so in love with you, she would always give you what you wanted.

“yeah? you want it?”

“uh huh”

Without another word, the blonde grips your jaw to pull your face a little closer, and you swear you can make out a tiny little smirk resting on her lips. The sight of you was hot to her, your eyes wide, teary, and mouth open. Abby quietly whimpered when she watched the way her spit dropped into your mouth, some of it missing and dropping down your chin and her own cunt clenched around nothing at the sound of your whine.

“So pretty..”

She could barely contain her excitement of you letting her spit in your mouth, and her brain could barely keep up with her actions as she slipped her index finger and middle finger between your lips and into the same mouth that still held her spit, the rough pads instantly coming into contact with your wet tongue, and she was a goner the second you closed your eyes, sucked and moaned at the feeling.

“fuck..”

#ᥫ᭡ anon #loser!abby #abby anderson #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x you #abby anderson smut #abby anderson drabble #abby anderson tlou2 #abby the last of us

[tootiecakes234]

Katsuki’s birthday

“Katsuki Bakugo, if your ass isn’t ready in the next 15 minutes, you’re gonna be sleeping at Eijirou’s house the rest of the week cuz you WONT be allowed in this house!” You tell him with pointed look.

“I told you, you shitty woman, that I don’t want to go to some stupid birthday brunch. I want to stay home and I want YOU to cook for me while I do nothing. It’s my fucking birthday.” He shouts back.

“But that’s what we did last year! And the year before that!” You try reasoning with him.

“Yeah it’s called tradition” he says even as he stands up and starts walking over to his closet.

“Well, love muffin, traditions were meant to be broken.” You go up to him and place a kiss on his cheek.

“What the hell ever. I’m not paying for a damn thing and I’m ordering the most expensive thing they have on this stupid menu. Don’t forget your purse.” He grumbles.

You’re dressed in a nice spring dress that’s a flower pattern and all flowy. You look so adorable and then you see Katsuki and hot damn! You forget how good this man looks when he’s not in a black t shirt and joggers. Not that he doesn’t look hot as hell in that but he looks edible right now all dressed up.

“Damn big man, you got a lady. If you do, I bet I’d do stuff with you that she wouldn’t dare.” Your voice oozes cheekiness.

“My girlfriend would put your loser ass to shame! Just last night she did this thing in bed-“

You clamp your hand over his mouth. “Ok ok I get it.” You can feel his smirk against your palm. “You always take stuff to far.”

“I always finish the shit you start.” He moves your hand and wraps his arms around your waist. “I like this dress by the way. The only thing getting me through this brunch is gonna be knowing I get to take it off later.”

He bends down and presses his lips to you.

You have to pull yourself away and grab his hand to pull him behind you. “Let’s go before we are late”

“You don’t think those shitty ass friends of yours are gonna be late too? I’ve never seen them be on time for a goddamn thing”

When you guys get to the car, you walk to the passenger side and open the door for him.

“My king” and you do a little bow.

“You’re so fucking insufferable”

The smile on your face doesn’t disappear as you climb into the drivers seat.

“Where is this place anyway?” He questions as your pull off.

“On the outskirts of town. It’s a place Eiji found a while ago. He said it’s 10/10”

“Oh fuck, are we really listening to recommendations from that red head idiot?? He would eat toast smeared with dirt if you covered it in protein powder.”

“ ‘Suki he’s not that bad.”

“Tch”

Eventually you pull up the place and you can see Katsuki looking at you like you’ve lost your mind.

“Did you dumb ass get lost? This is not a restaurant.”

“Surprise!!! It’s an adventure park! They have paintball, laser tag and zip lines and stuff. They also serve food but it’s like snack type things but I though that’d hold us over til we get home so I can cook.”

You are wearing the biggest grin and your excitement it’s practically bouncing off of you.

“Oh and I brought clothes for you to change in to. I didn’t wanna ruin the surprise by telling you to dress casual….. do you like it??” You ask him.

“You’re proud of yourself aren’t you?”

“Very”

“I…. Fucking love it. Are those tools still coming cuz I’ve got ass to kick.”

You bound over the seat and hug him. “Yep they are probably already inside. I told Mina to get here early to check us in.”

He slides his hand over your face and gives you a small smile before you places a kiss on your forehead.

“You did real good baby. Thank you”

“You’re welcome hot stuff. Not let’s get in there and give those guys a taste of Pro Hero Dynamight!”

“Hell yeah!”

This asshole won every game you guys played except for laser tag and thats only cuz you guys cheated! But he deserved it, he was getting too cocky for his own good.

BUT by the end of the night, he had you feeling like the real winner🤭

Katsuki Bakugo Masterlist

Tags: @dreamcastgirl99 @xxvendettaxx @sukunas-bratt @moonpieshawdy @theloveofnagiseishiroslife @mintsbubbletea @darkstarlight82 @anon-mouse223 @b134ch-m4h-ey3z @i-literally-cant-with-this @flowerbedbaby @kit-katsukii @blaize-hewwo @sweetblueworm @tippy-toes @superlegend216 @kxtsxkii @liliththeunqualifiedsimp @burgvndy @fluffismystaplefood @yoyolovesdaiki @zaiban2989

#imagine #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki #mha fanfiction #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou drabble #katsuki bakugo mha #drabble #bakugo headcanons #fluff #bnha katsuki #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo #katsukibakugou #katsuki bakugou #katsuki #kacchan bakugou #bakugo #bakugou

[sideblogofthcentury]

Steve was flipping through a magazine on Eddie’s bed when the thought came to him.

He looked over at Eddie where he was sitting cross-legged on the floor playing around on his guitar. He’d been working out some part of a song while Steve half-listened. He said Steve “helped him think,” whatever that meant.

Steve had realized he didn’t know Eddie’s name. Or at least, what it was short for. He’d become quite close with the older boy since the spring, since he carried his lifeless body out of the upside down, since El closed the gate and burned Vecna and the entire second world to the ground.

Steve didn’t quite understand how he felt about Eddie yet. He knew he really liked him, felt drawn to him, enjoyed his presence, his personality, his appearance.

Okay so maybe Steve knew more than he was willing to admit to himself.

Eddie’s guitar made an unsatisfactory noise and Eddie shook his head, rubbed his forehead in frustration, and looked up at Steve. He smirked when he saw Steve already looking back, and raised an eyebrow. “Can I help you?”

Steve rolled his eyes, letting the snark roll off his back. “Yeah, actually. I’ve been wondering something.”

Eddie raised both eyebrows this time. “Oh? I never pegged you as the curious type.”

“Alright, keep the sass to yourself, Munson.”

Eddie threw his head back and laughed, his curls falling behind his shoulders to expose his long neck.

Focus, Steve.

“What’s Eddie short for?”

Eddie’s light smile turned into a wolfish grin. “Trying to fill out the marriage license?”

Steve groaned and threw the magazine at Eddie, hitting him on the knee.

“Whoa whoa Steve, watch the baby.”

“See you’re clearly already married to that stupid guitar.”

Eddie gasped theatrically, folding himself around the guitar as if to protect it from harm. “He doesn’t mean that dear, you’re a very smart guitar.”

“Booooooo”

Eddie almost fell backwards with laughter. Steve couldn’t help but giggle a bit himself, charmed by Eddie being so proud of his own joke.

“Eddie.”

“Steve.”

“You avoided the question.”

Eddie chuckled, resting his forearms on the guitar. “Clever boy.”

Steve would be lying if he said his breath didn’t catch, if his heartbeat didn’t quicken, his entire body didn’t feel a bit warmer.

Yes, Steve would continue lying for today.

He shook his head. “Eddie. Just tell me. Is it embarrassing?”

Eddie smiled up at Steve, revealing nothing. “Absolutely not.”

“Then why won’t you tell me?”

“Now where is the mystery in that?”

Steve groaned again and fell back on the bed. “You’re so difficult. You know that?”

Eddie threw the magazine back at Steve. “I’ve been told a few times.”

—

Movie night at Steve’s, waiting for Robin to return with her popcorn:

“Edward?”

Eddie let out a sharp laugh. “No.”

—

Family Video, rewinding tapes while Eddie sewed a W.A.S.P. patch onto his new, non-blood-stained battle vest:

“Edison?”

Eddie recoiled. “What? Oh. No.”

—

Picking up the rugrats from Hellfire, leaning on Eddie’s van:

“Edmund?”

“Steve. Gross. No.”

—

Laying on the hood of Steve’s car at Lover’s Lake, stoned and looking up at the stars:

“Edwise?”

“What?”

“Edwise? Edwise Gamgee?”

Eddie cackled out into the night sky, echoes of his joy calling back at them from the trees. “Okay, who gave you access to Lord of the Rings?”

Steve shrugged. “I had to call in backup.”

Eddie rolled onto his side to face Steve, propping up his head on his hand. “You asked the kids what my name was?”

“Yeah.”

“And the best thing those little geniuses could come up with was goddamn Edwise Gamgee???”

Steve giggled. “They’re such nerds.”

“Absolute fucking losers, Harrington.”

They both laughed until they were out of breath, panting out steam in the fall Indiana night.

“No but seriously, Eddie? What is it?”

Eddie sighed, straining a smile as he stared up at the night sky. “It’s pretty fucking lame.”

“Lamer than Edwise Gamgee??”

That made Eddie giggle again. “No, I guess not.”

They sat in silence a moment, Steve patiently waiting, and Eddie gathering courage.

“It’s just Eddie.”

Steve turned to look at Eddie’s profile. He was beautiful in the cool near-darkness, the moon hitting his face at just the right angle to sharpen his features.

“Just Eddie?”

Eddie nodded. “Just Eddie. Nothing special or interesting or exciting. It’s just plain, boring old Eddie.”

Steve blinked.

Steve blinked again.

And before Steve knew it, he was taking Eddie’s hand in his own.

Eddie’s breath caught and he continued to look up at the sky, too afraid to meet Steve’s eyes.

“Eddie. I hate to break this to you, but I am pretty sure you are physically incapable of being boring.”

Eddie snickered and stopped himself.

“I mean it. You might be the craziest person I’ve ever met. You refuse to fit in to a box you’ve outgrown. You’re too goddamn stubborn to do what people expect of you. You stand up for yourself and people who need you. You’re kind and gentle with the people you love.”

Steve took Eddie’s cheek with the hand not holding his and turned Eddie to face him. “You are the most exciting, interesting, and special person I’ve ever met.”

And with that, Eddie had heard enough.

Eddie kissed Steve.

And Eddie did not stop kissing Steve until he was bent over him, knees straddling his waist and hands in his hair.

Steve gripped Eddie’s hips and pushed him back, pausing to catch his breath. Eddie panted above him and laughed down at him, his lips reddened and his eyes blown wide. He looked absolutely insane. Absolutely gorgeous.

“Hey Eds?”

“Yeah, Steve?”

“You never asked me what Steve was short for.”

Eddie’s eyes narrowed. “What is Steve short for?”

Steve panted a light laugh. “It’s just Steve.”

Eddie paused.

And Eddie laughed.

And Eddie couldn’t stop laughing for a very long time.

—

The next year, Eddie signed a Valentine card “To: Just Steve.” and “Love: Just Eddie.”

—

That winter, Steve arranged restaurant reservations under the name of “Just Eddie”

—

The following summer, Eddie got down on one knee and asked “Just Steve” to marry him, and when Steve asked “What about the law?” Eddie said “it’s Just the law.”

—

The spring after, Steve read his vows in front of his entire chosen family. His voice faltered as he said “You’re Just Eddie the way the sun is Just a star. The way the moon is Just a rock. The way the earth is Just a planet. You are my home. You are where I belong.”

Three years after Steve carried Eddie out of the Upside Down, Eddie carried Steve across the threshold of their tiny apartment in Indianapolis.

#and they were HAPPY GODDAMMIT #steddie #steddie fic #steddie fix it fic #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie munson #steve eddie #eddie x steve #stranger things