#Why must my brain do this to me?

[snailsrneat]

Stubbornly Hot-Headed

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Scenario:

Some people are really stubborn, but they pale in comparison to MC. Whose head is about as thick as a rock. Mix that with MC's anger issues, and we have a ticking time bomb. However only one person is able to reason with MC and that's their S/O.

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[OCTAVINELLE EDITION]

Azul Ashengrotto:

Azul is conflicted.

On hand he now has a third bodyguard, not that he particularly needs one.

But on the other hand, your constantly being hurt.

And on the other, other, hand you can cause a decline in his customers.

So he really is quite conflicted on your temperamental personality.

He did express these concerns to you after a lot of thought and anxiety.

And you do try your best to not be so quickly angered.

But when someone starts shit talking your boyfriend, you can only see red.

Everytime you get into a fight he makes sure to take care of your wounds whilst also lecturing you.

His favorite thing about you is probably your over protective and maybe even a bit possessive nature over him.

It has, on more than one occasion, made him blush as red as a tomato.

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Jade Leech:

Oh good heavens.

Your on your own with this my dude.

You shall never now a moment of peace in your life ever again.

Why? You might ask.

Well I'll tell you.

Because Jade is going to spend all if his free time studying you.

Testing your limits seeing just how far you can go before you become enraged by him.

But thus experiment was swiftly pushed aside when he realized the toll it had on your mental health.

Despite his very scary, often violent, and apathetic behavior he does hold some empathy for others.

Although this empathy is only given to a chosen few.

Once he comes to the realization he's hurting you he immediately stops what he's doing and begins to apologize and comfort you.

After that he does his best to never upset you too much ever again.

He doesn't ever shy away from a chance at teasing you though.

He doesn't particularly mind you fighting others all the time, he just doesn't want to deal with the repercussions of the fights.

Like the other student wanting to fight you again for example.

He deals with those who seek out a second beat down from you and gives them what they want.

Although I'd say a beat down from him is a lot more dangerous than one from you.

He loves that resting bitch face that you have. It truly compliments your caring personality towards the people you love.

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Floyd Leech:

Good luck my dude.

Because this man gives absolutely no fucks.

The moment he found out how much power he holds over you. You were done for.

He, like Jade, also loves to how far your patience with him can go before you start getting pissed off.

Turns out you don't get mad, you just cry.

Which is arguably worse in his opinion.

Once he found that out he makes sure never to take it too far.

Emphasis on too far becaIuse he's still gonna annoy you, that's just in his nature, but he won't go too far.

He prefers you to be laughing and or blushing not crying

If you get into a fight with another student he will gladly come fight with you.

A teacher will have to break up the fight because you and Floyd on the same team is very dangerous.

You both beat the shit out of everyone who dares to cross your paths.

If you get harmed during a fight he'll have Jade patch you up while he cuddles you from behind.

He finds your fighting face hot asf, and will often compliment you on it.

Which in turn makes you blush.

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#Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #Why must my brain do this to me? #I quite literally can't do anything. #I also broke my phone recently and lost all of my old photos 🙃 #May or may not have had to put my phone away from myself in fear of throwing it. #In good news I'm finally back and starting to try and post more stuff consistently now so #Yayy. #Twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #Floyd leech x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech x reader #octavinelle #twst headcanons #twst imagines #twst x reader

[vee-is-a-clown]

The feeling of having a plot written out in your head but then the second you are actually able to write, you write a paragraph and then go on Tumblr for 40 minutes to read someone else's fic instead.

#sigh #struggling #writer struggles #aghhhhhh #this sucks #I have 3 mini fics in the works #I keep trying to write them #I even have notes for the plot #This should be easy #But it's not #Why can't I just write my wholesome Klance fanfic? #Why must my brain do this to me? #I've even drawn art for one of them #The fic isn't even half say done tho #and don't get me started on naming that shit #I just want to scream #I need a synonym for sigh so that I'm not saying 5 times #but I can't find one #please send help #I'm inspired but I can't write more than 5 paragraphs at a time

[welcometogrouchland]

I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

#dc comics #damian wayne #terry mcginnis #batman beyond #batman and robin #mine #also feat the mild damian uniform redesign i like playing around with. it's fun i like her. i love u classic robin colours #the backstory for this image in my mind is that Terry knows of Damian/has maybe met him #in the future (whether we're going w the rebirth ''damian rejoins the league'' angle that i. don't love conceptually but can't judge- #-bc i haven't read. or if we go w/ some other potential future route for damian) and Terry is like. experiencing whiplash at meeting him- #-as robin. like you are 5 feet tall why r u so bossy. where is your dad good god. this is why i don't have a robin (?this is pre matt-robin) #but Terry's in an unfamiliar time trying not to cause a paradox so he puts aside his indignitude(?) at being bossed around by a kid #just long enough to make sure nothing goes horrifically wrong. hence this image takes place #<- i could've been a lot more eloquent explaining this but it's very late and i should've been asleep ages ago #anyway. absolutely crazy to me that Damian has had multiple flavours of secret brother plots and terry is a potential addition. rip damian #(also in my ideal future damian took up the nightwing mantle (EVERYONE READ NIGHTWING MUST DIE!!!) before retiring( #idk what his future career is. lowkey hes a webcomic artist in my brain but that's so horrendously self indulgent i can't condone it #also i decided to try my hands at lineart again. evil. how are you so stiff looking and difficult to do. waughh #anyway if things look weird. no they don't

[rawliverandgoronspice]

behold: my least favorite string of words in the entirety of Tears of the Kingdom.

#totk critical #totk #tloz #gerudos #when will my brain return from the imprisoning war.... #I just stumbled upon it again doing research yesterday and.... #there's so many layers as to why it aggravates me #that it's spoken from the perspective of a masked woman as to embody all gerudos while removing her own identity #in the context of her loyalty to rauru as well #that giving birth to a bad man makes you responsible for his actions (he's not a toddler anymore he's an adult ok) #or more metaphorically that your initial conflict with hyrule makes you Sinful and cursed and you must Feel Bad Now *shame shame* #that she's passing on that ageless guilt with no expiration date onto the shoulders of *a teenager* and it's considered GOOD??? #(wind waker shaking crying right now) #ALL OF THAT to prop her up to swear her loyalty to the people planning to go murder their ancient king (sure he's a Bad but still???) #using some sort of weird ass original sin scenario that is arguably not any gerudo's fault but Ganondorf's #(or if it is then it's not shown so ???) #the vibes are so so so off I just really !!!!! don't like #this is stuff like this that makes me reject that it's a good story about alliances being formed in good faith #because this is just manipulative #maybe the alliance angle everyone's stronger together was the intention but the execution is another story entirely #gerudos never benefited from ganondorf's actions also #so it's not even a case of making reparations for the way you benefit from systemic oppression due to your ancestor's actions #gerudos won literally nothing in ganondorf's war #apparently he even subjugated them if they weren't on his side (like.... a king would.... not to excuse it but the double standard here) #so it just instrumentalizes the ageless sin of motherhood + suffering under a bad monarch billion of years ago for war #so uhhh.... yeah that's not... that's pretty bad imo #the gerudo girl could have went “hey girl this man used us and still hurt us to this day let's kick his ass once and for all” #and this would have been a different story entirely #a little cheap but not.... That Bad

[kirumiri]

better late than never but HAPPY BIRTHDAY to kazuki i love u

#buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #miri unasaka #rei suwa #i wanted to finish this on time but sadly it wasn't meant to be which i'm telling myself that's ok #also as much as i like kazuki drawing him is HARD LIKE??? why must u do this to me #it's the hair my brain cant figure it out but i'll get it

[suffarustuffaru]

hello everyone i made a quick summary of main route ottosuba. hope this helps.

#rezero #otto suwen #natsuki subaru #YES THIS IS YET ANOTHER POST ABOUT HOW OTTO IS A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH SUBARU. people forget this fact sometimes while shipping him with peo #le other than subaru and its like. if he gets involved with other people now THEYRE gonna deal with his subaru obsession too and the image #of this happening is HILARIOUS to me. why must we ignore ottos subaru obsession when we can include it always for comedic effect. #ottosuba at arc 3-5 is mostly like “awww theyre kinda cute and funny together lol” and then ottosuba at arc 7-8 is like. #subaru beating up vincent and fondly thinking of it as pulling an otto while also being sad at the idea of otto dying while otto is going #feral bc “natsuki san i would let your terrorist daughter and 50 million other people die to save you <3 why wont you let me do that." #i. yeah this is an otto blog now im so sorry arc 8 has destroyed all my brain cells #arc 8 spoilers #gotta give props to main route ottosuba for still being insane IN MAIN ROUTE while kind of going under the radar about it

[docaaron]

Spreading my springaid propaganda 🫵😎

#they have taken over my brain #why must you do this to me jro #maccadam #tf #transformers #my art #first aid #springer

[shakerofthebutt9000]

fuck i just realised this means his double on the "forever quest" (that's what they called it if i remember correctly) probably ended up dying the same way

#i am not okay #sighhh why must my brain do this to me #I'll just tell myself that they found a way to prevent his death somehow #yeah that'll do #okay cool I'm happy again #theshaker9000speaks #transformers #maccadam #transformers idw #idw transformers #transformers idw spoilers #tf idw #mtmte #transformers lost light #lost light #tf ratchet #transformers ratchet #idw ratchet

[phantomram-b00]

Sometimes I’ll be fine. Then I remember Aziraphale accidentally Agnes Nutter’ed himself and predicted the very thing he threaten Crowley at the airbase.

“Come up with something or….Or I’ll never talk to you again”

And then- and then- and then—

#like I know it was a different situation but the fact they aren’t going to be talking in season 3 #I love aziraphale but like whyyyyy why must my brain do this to me 🥲🥲🥲 #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens analysis #good omens fandom #agnes nutter #Agnes might strangely be proud about this but I feel would be just as devastated as the rest of us #Honeslty me too Aziraphale I too accidentally predict things correctly 🥲🥲 thanks a lot #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens season 2 #ineffable idiots #ineffable soulmates #ineffable dumbasses #anthony j crowley #Crowley worst fears became true and that is beyond heartbreaking

[untimelyambition]

now that we’re on the topic i would fucking love to read through the sheet music for nerdy prudes must die… not even to play or try and put on my own performance but just so i could read it and follow along with the show to try and work out all the harmonies

#this is a complete hypothetical #i get why it’s not available ofc and why thats not something you can access or even something theyd want to try and market or sell #but in the way of like. #imagine i could check it out of a library and just have one or two watch throughs of the show with it in front of me #and finally FINALLY pick out all the different notes im hearing clearly so it all clicks together in my brain #i dont even really do that much music anymore so my sheet reading skills are probably out the window #regardless imagine how fun that would be to just peruse the score while you listen to the songs #would heal something in me i think #i dont want/need to own it and certainly wouldnt want it for like putting on my own show or reproducing it or anything like that #i just think it would be fun to flip through like a magazine like a coffee table book like a film script #anyway you should all totally buy the bonus content and digital download of npmd if you havent already it is 100% worth it #im having the time of my life #TEAM STARKID I LOVE YOUUUUUUU #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #tilda rambling

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Thoughts on baby sasunaru, like academy days where Sasuke realizes ‘shoot, I like this idiot’ after Naruto is carried into the class room laughing by disheveled ANBU who had to chase him around the town for 3 hours.

Anon I've been thinking abt this all day

#listen. i love sasuke a lot. and i see a lot of hate for him and i cant stand it #im obsessed with how sasuke sees naruto. he looks at naruto and naruto makes the world feel less terrible #that is literally canon. but at the same time their dynamic in the academy is so weird bc like they do not talk but they gaze #longingly at eachother. its so weird. so i think to make sense of this i would say that sasuke thinks naruto is fun #he likes his sort of carefree off the walls nature which is something he feels he cant show. i also dont understand sasuke's intelligence #like were told hes smart but he also struggles with the same stuff as naruto. thus i must assign him auditory processing issues/maybe #dyslexia. bc i like to inflict dyslexia upon my faves. and i like the idea of iruka seating them together so that he can give special #attention to naruto and to sasuke with sasuke having to speak up abt it. but thats just me making stuff up. i also like the idea that #sasuke just like blank faced glares so much to cover the fact that he has no idea wtf is happening. like he's super smart but his brain is #on a delay lmao. anyway i just love the idea of sasuke wanting to be a dumb kid doing dumb kid stuff with naruto to the extent that he #forgets his anger. and being 100% on board for narutos stupid ideas #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #hatake kakashi #umino iruka #haruno sakura #is this the 1st time ive drawn sakura? maybe. i have complcated feeling abt her for obv reasons. bad writing i mean #naruto #also i say sasuke thinks naru is fun. im looking past the fact that they feel eachothers pain. more why do they vibe together personality #wise. does that make sense? maybe idk. i just love them a lot #oh god i wish i could edit my tags at the start to clarify what i mean. but god i dont wanna rewrite this

[bretwalda-lamnguin]

One of the most heartbreaking things for me about Túrin and Nienor is that Nienor, unlike a lot of characters, never seems taken in by the idea of Túrin as a great warrior. Most other characters praise and admire him for his skill at arms, but Nienor actively discourages him from war. She doesn't romanticise him for his bravery or actions, she loves him as he actually exists, the real man, not his image or myth. She doesn't want to be the wife of a great hero, she just wants Túrin to be with her, in safety and peace.

#túrin turambar #nienor níniel #túrin #nienor #twice beloved #coh #my posts #TOLKIEN WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? #he knew what he was doing #the fact that their relationship is so sweet makes the tragedy all the more bitter... #it lives rent free in my brain... #I think this is also why Túrin falls for her so hard #not only is there the sense of familiarity #he can just be around her #he doesn't have to perform anything

[rowans-blues]

I think I get worse as the night drags on

for example: I really fucking wanna kiss him like right now

#rowan rambles #mlm yearning #mlm #gay #gay yearning #achillean #mlm thoughts #Like the only thing In my brain #Why must my brain do this to me

[darehearts]

good morning glitter bombs  !  since i hate happiness,  i am once again going to change my icon border  🤧💙

#why am i like this?! skdfdks either way tho i am going to get a huge #make over done AGAIN. early november and finally have a carrd 😂 #sometimes how precise and picky i am in terms of my graphics is #so annoying to me personally like i have a precise vision and i MUST #have it or my brain goes bzz bzz bzzz. it makes me happy when it #works out though and that's the most important thing! ANYWAYS #i have to write a test plan document for our new project at work and #i wanna cry i hate writing test plans! alas theres no one else to do it #hope you all have a lovely day. we're midway! almost friday!!!! ish! #tbd

[tiredandwireds-blog]

#had to get this one out before i went to bed #batman #dynamic duo 2.0: what would you do without me? #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #legend of zelda #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #God why did you give me a brain?? #im not using it right #l #my memes

[anonymocha]

my meds kicked in (neg) and it brought back my irrational fear of my art reaching twitter and people making a double-digit pages callout document of me

#mochats #sorry for not replying or doing my homework my tummy aches #twitter makes me anxious #idk why but it feels very alienating to me #tumblr is like a safe space to me? this is a place where i can dgaf and mean it #twitter on the other hand... feels like walking on glass shards #hence why my account is DEAD #my ass will not survive the winter (twitter) #also i hate how there's very little tagging system thete #like how tf do i find my yuri #i hate webbed sites with bad tagging systems #makes it hard to filter things AND find things you like #i also suddenly feel guilty for my lesbianism #one must imagine a gay goy happy #i took my antibiotics wrong and now my brain wants to rot mfw