#Well‚ he did explode. Just not in the way I thought 💀

[floswife]

SORE LOSER - T.N X READER

Pairing: Theodore Nott x reader

Summary: Theodore and Y/n learn how to better focus their hate for each other

Warnings: SMUT, oral, dubcon..?

Author’s notes: this is my first time writing smut so I honestly apologise for how inevitably bad this will be 💀

Y/n didn’t know what it was about seeing the anger flash before Theo’s eyes when she’d taunt him, but it honestly was her main motivation when competing against him.

Like now in this quidditch match as she threw the quaffle threw the goal hoops once more, she had to turn to look at Theo for a split second just for the sake of rubbing salt into the wound. She would like to lie and say she was ashamed of her pettiness but what’s the point in that?

She had been out to get him ever since he made her cauldron explode in potions, which prompted Snape to hate her even more than he usually did with Gryffindors. Which was quite a feat, she wasn’t on a Harry Potter level of hatred but on the other hand Snape didn’t have a perpetual hard on for her mother either so that probably helped her too.

In hindsight it was a petty reason to name someone your sworn enemy, but his smug smile when he saw her turn to glare at him was enough to set her eleven year old brain off. Plus she just really liked being a hater for no reason.

After successfully winning the game she went over to Theo who was leaning against the wall, looking like a kicked puppy, she couldn’t lie, seeing him like that really did numbers on her but she wasn’t about to let that get in the way of her favourite thing to do with Theo, gloat.

“How does it feel to lose yet again, Nott?” She called out cheerily, the broad grin he loved hated so much painted across her face.

He groaned in annoyance at the sound of her voice, “leave me alone, l/n, I’m not in the mood.”

He had always been a sore loser, she laughed in amusement “or what? I’m sorry but the last I checked you don’t get to tell me what to do.”

Theo glared at her as she stood in front of him, both of them still in their quidditch uniforms, he towered over her but she did well to push that thought to the back of her mind as she had been doing ever since he annoyingly hit a growth spurt in third year. She remembered how ranted about it to her friends later on, pretending to ignore her friends knowing smirks as she’d feel a rosy blush rise to her cheeks every time she had to crane her neck to meet his cold gaze.

“Why do you always have to be such a brat?” He sneered at the girl.

“Oh I’m the brat? I’m not the one sulking like a child because I lost a match.” Y/n’s continuous retorts just made him snap.

He grabbed her wrist and yanked her to follow after him, practically dragging her, and took her under the quidditch stands.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” She rubbed her wrist in annoyance at his harsh grip.

“I’m gonna teach you how to shut up.” He pushed her down to her knees and she looked up at him in shock, she looked forward and saw the prominent tent in his trousers, “now be a good girl and listen to me for once.” His voice was slightly whiny as he said that, like he was begging her.

Y/n gulped, really beginning to question her morals, but all her internal monologue silenced when he unzipped his trousers and freed his member from its constraints with a throaty groan, wetness pooled between her legs at the sound and just the sight of his pretty cock. Merlin he was big.

He rubbed the tip along her lips, the salty taste of his precum invaded her tastebuds.

“Open your mouth and put that mouth to good use.” He demanded, she did as she was told and tentatively kitten licked the tip, he threw his head back in satisfaction and let out a whimper? She then wrapped her mouth around his tip and sucked.

He moaned her name out even louder, making her moan around his cock at the sound, she took as much of him down her throat as possible, she gagged when he hit the back of her throat but she powered through, bobbing her head up and down and using her hand to pump at the parts of his shaft that couldn’t fit in her mouth.

“Fuck! Just like that. Taking me so well.”

He was groaning loudly, and she suddenly gained awareness that they weren’t exactly in the most private of places, she tried to pull away to tell him to shut up but he just wrapped a hand in her hair and pushed her back down, he began thrusting his hips and fucked her mouth, tears ran down her cheeks and saliva dribbled out the corners of her mouth as he used her as he pleased. The thought of how blatantly he was using her as just an object couldn’t help but arouse her.

“Being such a good girl for me.”

He held her head down on his cock and she struggled to breath, he twitched before releasing down her throat, he pulled out and tapped her cheek, “swallow.”

He tucked himself away and she got up and stuck out her tongue to show him she swallowed.

He now smirked, “it wasn’t that hard to listen now was it?”

Y/n was still in a haze as she tried to compose herself and have the decency to at least pretend to be embarrassed and tried to pull away but he firmly placed his hands on her hips and pulled her right back against him again, “Shut up, Nott.”

He raised his brows teasingly and she couldn’t help but grow frustrated at how he had switched the tables on her so quickly when she was so clearly set up for a win.

“That’s not how someone who just had my cock down my throat should be speaking, now is it?” His voice was mocking, condescending.

She get that familiar heat pool between her thighs once more and she remained speechless, he smirked.

“Such a shame, you were gonna get a reward for being such a good girl.”

She tried to gain her composure as she scoffed, “like I’d want it.” She really did want it

He leaned in, that stupid lazy smirk on his lips again, “so you’re not soaked right now?”

Her eyes widened and he then inched his hand from her hip to under her waistband, as soon as his fingers touched her wetness that had completely soaked through her panties she moaned lightly, her eyes rolling back at the contact she was yearning this whole time.

“Theo!” She gasped.

He pulled his fingers away just as quickly as it came he pulled his finger and he brought it to his lips to suck her juices clean from it and he hummed, “so sweet.. on second thought, let’s continue this tonight, room of requirements?”

“What-“

And just like that he left her there, needy for his touch.

She really did hate him.

But he was so hot.

Looks like she had plans for the night.

Part two?

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[peaterookie]

Lupin Week 2024 Day 4: AUs and Mythology

Goemon's face looks like he's seen a ghost.

ahhhh god ok my stupid stupid silly au i made a year ago.... this will be a bit long so get ready

tldr: lupin died, the gang is alive. goemon finds lupin but he's a shark merman!? and lupin remembers nothing!!!

long version:

so this AU follows upon the story of shin lupin, which basically, the gang gets killed off by zenigata because he rigged an island full of explosives.

instead of them all dying however, lupin decides to knock the gang unconscious and find a way for them to escape off the island safely, leaving only him in the island to die.

the rest of the gang had no idea how they escaped and assumed that lupin had sacrificed himself for them. they woke up adrifted on the ocean until they eventually got picked up by a ship where the invisible captain from new adventures returns. but ah ill spare the details for another day

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2 years have passed and the gang just kinda separated to do their own thing. we'll only focus on goemon cuz he's the featured character of this comic.

goemon decided to escape the life of crime that has burdened him for years living as a part of the lupgang. he's mostly a wanderer now and tries to do good and help people along the way

funnily enough, goemon is not the first person to find lupin, but I'll talk about this later. but goemon is definitely very mixed about seeing his friend who he thought was dead for years. he doesn't know whether to be happy or worried.

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lupin, at the brink of death after the explosion, plummets down the ocean and wakes up one day, feeling like he's been rebirthed!

essentially, lupin became a merman because right before he could die, his body (i mean what's left of it 💀) interacted with a magic crystal that has the ability to grant life to a living being.

It's really rare, but it exists in clusters deep in the ocean floor or- deep under the rocks of an island :) you can say im bullshitting, which i am but i dont think exploding an entire island down to every rock has happened before, so it can kinda make sense why something so coincidental about these crystals could happen. (I AM TOTALLY MAKING EXCUSES I JUST WANTED TO MAKE LUPIN A MERMAN.)

and so these crystals used whats left of lupins body and reassembled him back, and idk other essences of the ocean to make him a merman!

the memories of his past life have definitely been buried deep inside his brain to the point he can't remember any of it though, so he thinks that he was born under the ocean and has lived there for his entire life. other than that he retains almost everything about himself, down to stealing stupid shit and messing with humans just for the fucks of it. he's kinda seen as like a nessie.

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anyways, y'know how i said goemon wasn't the first one to meet lupin? that's because lupin has met zenigata before!

living a life with only fishes around means lupin's kinda lonely and likes to stalk humans sometimes. the interaction with him and zenigata did not end well though, and lupin has no idea why zeni wants him dead so much.

after that he's way more cautious around people that look like zenigata- hatted big men with guns. its gonna be fun once he sees jigen.

ok what else... i think that's all i want to reveal now. will i do more of this? maybe. maybe not. kinda embarrassed of this because of how silly it is but i hope you people find this interesting! byebye

#lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin iii manga #goemon ishikawa xiii #peaterookie art #shin lupin iii #lupinweek2024 #lupin au #merman #merman lupin

[vee-xxo]

☆☆☆- random Katsuki Bakugou relationship headcanons of mine

PART TWO

Since ppl loved the first, here's more only for u 😍😍😍

Right so before u guys start dating this bitch does not know how to flirt

Call him "pretty boy" and he just tells you to shut the fuck up 💀

"Hey hot stuff~" "Eat shit and die."

This also doesnt change when ur dating sry

Except maybe he'll look away a lil shy

BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HES FLUSTERED OR ANTTHING NOO NO☝️☝️☝️

He does actively like look for u

But he'll be VERY secretive n just so happens to be wherever u go

Not in a stalker kinda way, u know he does it

But god forbid anyone else figure that out

Tbh he's a huge show off

Which is not news at all BUT a big difference for him

Cus when he knows ur watching, in his mind he's all like "😈 muhaha they're losing their shit rn"

& when he's done he'll sideeye the shit outta u just to see if ur blushing or something

Imagine ur just like "🥱🥱"

He explodes

Just falls over & dies lmao

But only emotionally

Outside he'll be like

"Uhh fuckin uh idc uhh I don give a fuck"

But he was lying, he did give a fuck😔😔

HOW DOES HE KISS THO??

Hehe

He doesnt know shit

When u first kiss hes so fucking worried bro omg

Like it's just a lil peck, but uhh

It's probably rlly short

Unless u can keep him calm somehow, then it might actually be kinda nice

He'd last like 5 secs before quickly pulling away

After that he'll just stare at you like

👁👁 (imagine theres angry brows)

It's up to you to say sth cus his mouth is SHUT

Remember how I said hes private w his relationship?

If not, I said it riiiight here ;D

Yea so eventually ppl will know

ESPECIALLY the Bakusquad :DD

KIRISHIMA IS SO HAPPY FOR U GUYS💞💗💝💓💝💗💘💞💝💕💞💘💓💝

He'll be like "THATS acting like a man, Bakugou!" assuming u guys r healthy together ofc

The other three r also happy ofc

But theres one thing they all got on their mind more

"How tf is he dating someone before us??"

Good question tbh

Well it probably went somewhat like this:

"HEY DUMBASS!" You heard, angry footsteps approaching. "Bwuh?" You made a confused noise, turning to see Bakugou, in all his shitty posture. His hands were stuffed in his pockets, elbows locked and his head lowered, making his choppy bangs fall over his eyes. "You..." He rasped out, one hand rising up, pointing a threatening, naked finger directly at you. It seemed as though even the muscles in his fingers had tensed up entirely. 'Oh shit.' You thought to yourself. What did you do now? Did you say something wrong? Teased him one too many times? But your thoughts halted once his hand switched to show his thumb pointing at Bakugou himself. "I'M TAKING YOU TO THE ARCADE! THIS SATURDAY, TWO PM!" He barked out. You could see his face now. His jaw was clenched shut, his teeth pressing together in tension while his red eyes stared seemingly into your soul. Like he was trying to intimidate you, distracting you from what might be the sound of his heart pounding in his chest, like it was about to explode. "Uh." Was your first reaction. "O- Okay?" Was your second. "GOOD." He yelled. Shoving his hand back in his pocket, he turned around, snapping his head back down into its previous position as the stomped off. "DON'T BE LATE!" He added as he fled the interaction.

"Huh." You thought to yourself.

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HIIIII :DDD Thank u guys SO MUCH for all the support on my previous headcanons! I even added a little scenario for you at the end this time! I hope you enjoyed this post as much as the last! If you did, let me know and I might make a third ;))))❤❤❤

ALSO before I leave, I started writing a Bakugou x y/n slow burn, updates take a while, but I hope I can catch your interest enough to check it out! Thank you so much in advance!! <3333

#bnha x reader #bakugou x reader #bnha smut #katsuki x reader #bakugou imagine #bakugo katuski #bakugou katsuki #bakugou headcanons #katsuki bakugou x reader #fanfic

[clovcherry]

shu and luca when they see you stuck?!?! (NSFW, MDNI)

how would they react if they saw you in a compromising position?? 🤔

pairing: shu, luca x gn!reader (separately!!)

t/w: NSFW, established relationship, stuck in wall troupe???, dub-con, oral (m receiving), cockwarming, size kink, breeding kink, not proofread I'm lazy

a/n: I'm back!!!! I changed the divider, I didn't really like the last one.

when he first heard you screaming for help, he thought you were hurt so he rushed to your rescue like a good boyfriend would! however, he did not expect to see you stuck in between a window..

just a little bit more! you were almost there! your fingers were just barely grazing the fabric, you could feel the cool breeze of the wind gently blowing against your face. just at the moment you were about to grab onto the piece of clothing, your window that was not supposed to move had slid down from its place! the edge of the window hit against your back, your hands dangling, your heart sank as you gazed down from your tall apartment.

luca

he's so flustered, and was starting to get turned on, he knows it's bad but he couldn't help it.

naturally, he's too much of a sweetheart to do anything to you when you're in such a position, so he helps you out!

he's still hard though.. so you obviously had to help him ease the pain..?

luca reacted to your cries of help in the matter of seconds, he barged into the room, hoping you were not in danger. well, technically you weren't but he couldn't help but to stare. the way your shorts shaped your ass, hugging oh so tightly to your skin. he was a blushing mess!

he knew he shouldn't feel aroused by the sight of you struggling to get out but he just couldn't help it! "luca?" you called out, the blonde man stood behind you, his little friend begging to be released out of its confinement. "y-yeah?" he replied, cheeks still on fire. "please help me get out.." you groaned, your back was starting to get uncomfortable.

"o-oh yeah.." with that, he slides the window up, finally releasing you from your misery! when you turned around, you definitely did not expect to see a bulge in-between his legs.

"I swear it's not what it looks like!" he tries so desperately to defend himself, the shame of getting turned on by the sight of you stuck was getting him good.

and that is how he ended up sitting on the edge of the bed, with you in-between his legs, with (half of) his cock in your mouth. you could barely fit more of his length into your mouth, and yet he was already a moaning mess.

he stared down at you, face flushed, panting. he couldn't help but admire how gorgeous you were. the way your plump lips wraps so sweetly around his cock, your eyes staring up at him as you fluttered your eyelashes. he swore his heart was going to explode when you kissed him on his tip. your hands working on the length that you couldn't fit in your mouth, increasing your speed as you good he felt.

"d-dont stop, hah.. you're so.. pretty.."

he almost started laughing when he saw you stuck in between the window 💀

shu

just like luca, he thought you were in danger, but it was just you stuck..

he's a gentleman and helped you out, but it wasn't for free though, you did interrupt his stream so..

one moment you were stuck in between a window, the second you were perched on shu's lap, with your boyfriend's cock stuffed up your heat. your mind was spinning, he said he wanted a favor from you, but you definitely did not expect this.

he was just speaking normally to his chat, as if your walls were not trying to milk him dry. at least that was what you thought. but in reality, shu couldn't stop thinking about how warm you felt against him, your face buried into the crook of his neck, hole fluttering around his thick length. you had no idea how hard it was for him to resist to urge pound you against his desk.

it gets to the point where he couldn't even focus on what he was doing, so he just decided to end the stream early and tend to some "important matters" <3

"w-wait! slow down!" you almost screamed as he pushed you against his desk, your face smushed against his table.

he bends down to kiss you, his hand holding you chin in such a sweet manner. the contrast of him railing you and rearranging your insides to kissing you would've shocked you if you could actually think straight. now, you were just letting out incoherent sentences, shu couldn't help but chuckle at how cute you were when you're fucked stupid.

I just realized i click baited you LMAOO I realized I couldn't really write about them actually uk like railing you while ur stuck cause they don't even seem like they would have the guts to do that.. but maybe I'd do the rest of the luxiem boys!

"'m gonna breed you tonight, okay?"

#luxiem smut #smut #nijisanji en smut #shu smut #luca smut #luxiem x reader #shu yamino x reader #luca kaneshiro x reader

[marcellaasblog]

Switch Eddie thought 18+, Nsfw ,Mdni !

Couldn't get this out my head....

Eddie is a switch their is nothing in my mind that doubts it ,he loves the way you use him for your own pleasure taking everything he has, milking his cock till his dick goes num and hes a whining mess moaning out your name begging you to let him cum he loves when he can hear the wet sounds of your pussy sucking him in while the pre cum from both of yall comes sliding down his belly down to his thighs hes a mess ,tears shedding from his eyes spit all over his mouth his eyes rolled back while you bounce on him,at this point eddie is in heaven his body goes num letting you take over him using him as your own personal dildo "yes ,yes god your so fucken good to ms baby" "fuck can I cum please, pl-ea-se,baby let me cum " he crys out "yes yes yes God FUCK IM GONNA EXPLODE BABYYYYYY ,FUCKKK IM CUMMMING" DON-T STOP PLEASE DONT FUCKEN USE MEEE BABY GIRL MILK MY FAT COCK ,FUCKEN TAKE IT TAKE MY CUM PLEASE", he cries out loud gripping your hips harder while you fuck him faster ,eddie is a goner his head is tilted up letting out the most violent cry you ever head his legs shake and he chokes on his own crys while you ride him to reach your high he to sensitive at the moment but he wants you to come "pl-ease baby hurry it's to much" he whines biting his lip trying not to come again.............. he does,..... again.....and again that night.......

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Now when hes doms he would be spanking your ass markings it red with his big hands and roughly fucks you into the mattress pushing your head down into his pillow pounding your pussy more and more until your not able to move your body upwards he has your hands in handcuffs pulling on you to lift you while he whispers the dirtiest shit your ears"you like it dont you baby" "taking daddy cock so well " "you hear that shit baby,that's all you" "fuck your pussy loves me so much,taking all of me like a whore you are" aww you act like a bitch in heat just wanting something in your tight little pussy dont you " fuck baby your mine and mine only I'm the only one that can fuck your holes only me "your my fuck toy my own personal flesh light, you got that bitch i can use you whenever I want" "yeah fucken take it ,yes yes take daddy dick baby fucken cum on it slut "he says while he angles your ass up more hitting every good spot in your pussy, you felt like you could feel him in your stomach ,the thought that made you reach your high so fast while you cum around his letting out a loud whine that comes from you throat he fucks you riding out your hight but to also reach is climax your to sensitive not wanting to piss him off all you do is try to move your hips away from him "Dont you fucken move whore you wanted to be a bitch to get attention well you got it baby so fucken take my cock like a good little toy you are and you BETTER NOT FUCKEN CUM UNTILL I SAY YOU CAN " he fasten his pase grunting above you smacking your ass multiple times you swear you could feel the flesh of your ass bleeding by how hard he was spanking you which makes the vibrations from the smack hit your clit multiple times making your whole body shake violently cumming again..... "did I say you could cum ,seems like you dont listen to simple directions and you know what happens when you don't listen, you get punished baby"

oh and you do and eddie makes sure of it .....

Okay bye 💀

#eddie x reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #eddie stranger things #eddie munson smut #eddie x fem!reader

[lukabitch]

I have a request but Idk if you have ever watched the Resident evil the final chapter movie (or the rest) so i will put a spoiler warning here lmao

Spoiler :

So Wesker Like gets his leg chopped off in the end by a door (i think it was a door) and he has to stay there until everything Explodes and he dies so i wanted to ask if you could maybe write something where the male reader is down there with alice and the others but when the others left the reader Hesitates for a second and decided to like get back to wesker, help him with his leg and get him out of the place before everything explodes, I imagine that the reader and wesker always had this like villain x Hero Releationship where they tease each other but never rly make a move because they fight on different sides but because the Reader has feelings for Wesker and Wesker was always like kinda nice to us we decide to save him and he is thankful and finally makes a real move (like a small kiss or something like that and maybe a confession) but then he teases us afterwards with his stupid Attractive smirk🙄 and we just laugh it off and slap him softly at the arm while smirking too

Im just down bad for this dude rn im so sorry💀 you ofc dont have to write that, you can just ignore it but i had that in mind for a while now and i cant get it out or write it myself because im bad at like everything in my existence, have a Great day/night <3

I appreciate the amount of detail you put into this. Seriously you went above and beyond the expectations on this blog. Thank you so much for the request Anon! :)

Cw: Blood, dismemberment, general medical stuff, i read the wiki still might be inaccurate.

“We’re gotta go!” Alice called out you and the rest of the crew. Everyone was quick to make their way to the exit. You however turned back and head further into the building. Your mind was fighting against what you were doing but another part of you was saying do it.

You moved fast not wasting a second to get to Wesker. Hearing him struggle made you worried that getting him out would be useless. Still you made it down to him without a leg.“Shit hold on!” Rushing over to him you immediately tied a makeshift tourniquet just below the knee.

You pulled him up and drag him out of the building. You got him in a car and fucking floored it. The building blew up shortly after getting the fuck out. “I need you to tell me where one of your safe houses are.” He mumbled an address as you make sharp turns.

“You’re a horrible driver.” Wesker chuckled out causing you to flip him off. “Don’t make me regret not leaving your ass.” You looked over to see him giving one of his signature smirks. “You love me too much to do that pretty boy.”

You haven’t really thought about your feelings for the man. The two of you always had this banter that was kind of flirty. Even if you wanted to go for it things just wouldn’t work out. “Yeah sure that’s exactly why I went back for you.” You tried to sound sarcastic but you didn’t sound sure of it.

Pulling into a driveway you hopped out and pulled Wesker out having him lean on you. It was a bit difficult to get him inside especially without the adrenaline. You managed though and got him laying down. “Look I’m going to cauterise the wound. Unless you have morphine in your pocket it’s going to hurt.”

He just nods his head bracing himself for the pain to come. There wasn’t much to do just heat some metal and press against the open wound. Wesker took it well considering though you weren’t too shocked about that. You wrapped up the wound the best you can.

“There you go sorry that I don’t have anything to numb it.” You smiled up at him before grabbing a blanket for him. “Thank you Y/n.” He pulled you down wrapping the blanket around both of you. This definitely isn’t how you expected today to go but you weren’t complaining.

“You look like a puppy leaning against me like that.” You would have talked back if he did kiss you on the lips. He watched your face darken with blush. “Thank you for coming back for me. I love you for it.” He seemed really sincere about it.

“I love you too wesker.” You mumbled giving him a peck on the cheek. “I know you do.” Of course he has to be a cocky asshole about it. You can’t help but smile at him you really do love him.

#dbd #dead by daylight #dbd x male reader #dbd killer #request #albert wesker #albert wesker x male reader #wesker x male reader #dbd wesker #dbd mastermind #dbd fanfic #re fanfic #resdient evil #resdient evil fanfic

[kobiiioo]

hanpunk and headcanons ⁉️🤯

ok ok so i absolutely need to talk about hanpunk’s first impression because because because

IT’S JUST SO FUNNY HOW THEY THINK SO DIFFERENTLY ABOUT EACH OTHER

WARNING AGAIN BC

just so yk that all the things below are head canons so don’t hate me 😬

lihan’s first impression of hobie:

after going on a mission with him, she literally dislikes him LMFAO

I’M NOT EVEN JK SHE’S HELLA PISSED OF HIM LIKE-

she realizes in that moment that she can’t even stand being in the same room with that guy or she’ll explode, especially due to their differences ; personality, beliefs, way of thinking.. they’re just different in every single way possible.

she’s just like that one scene in atsv where hobie introduces himself amd miles goes “this guy is killing me.” IT’S LITERALLY HER IN THAT MOMENT TOO. SHE HAD THE SAME IMPRESSION OF HOBIE LIKE MILES DID AT FIRST

but it’s nothing about jealousy or anything but just because they’re so different.

she also thinks that at some point, he’s not really responsible since hobie is a guy who likes to do things his way and if it doesn’t go the way he wants it he just won’t do it.

though he’s part of the SS and works under miguel, yall know how pissed miguel was just seeing him; lihan feels the same 💀

she doesn’t specifically hates him ?? she just thinks that they would never really get along and thinking of it, she’s kind of close minded since the universe she lives in is very conservative and close minded as well so she’s not very used with new things and automatically thinks if someone is very different to her, they’ll never get along.

but overall, she just doesn’t want to be associated with him or get involved with him in anything at all, she just doesn’t like him 😭

hobie’s first impression of lihan:

actually,

he had no specific thoughts or any opinion about her 😭

i don’t think he’s the type to really care about what people think about him and he probably isn’t interested in people in the first place, nor does he judge people’s first impression

i kind of feel like he doesn’t really believe in “first impression” things because it’s what your gut tells you about a person but it can turn out to be wrong so he stays neutral abt it ykwim ?

no? okay. 😔

also since this man is just ginormous, he’d literally see anybody smaller than him as cute even when there aren’t much height differences and since he’s tall asf he just loves to take this as an advantage to mess with people.

if you’re smaller than him he’d DEFINITELY make fun of how small you are just because he’s a gigantic twig 😰

so yeah, that’s kinda how he sees lihan when she gets mad at him and starts yelling at him, slapping his back (literally like asian moms idc). he’s just having a blast bc it looks like she’s overreacting/dramatizing.

and after going on that first mission together, he thought he could make her loosen up a bit and be silly as usual since she was all tensed and angry that day, thinking she was just stressed being new at the HQ.

so him actually saying hi and trying to interact with her was actually an act of kindness, so she won’t really feel alone and he could help her adapt here to socialize with other spider people (sobbing so hard rn they are so freaking adorable💔).

but ofc doing that only made her even more angry

and ngl,

he enjoys seeing her like that.

it’s just hilarious to him that when she’s actually mad, she doesn’t do or say anything. she just stays silent and is wayyy calmer than when she’s just pissed and would just walk away from him. the only emotion she really can’t hide is anger. it’s literally written on her face and you can see the anger boiling inside of her which hobie loves to see that because it’s so unlike her to not keep her calm.

anw, he doesn’t really have a strong opinion on her like she has on him.

he’s literally chill with anybody whether they like him or not, he doesn’t get bothered or uncomfortable by that he’s really indifferent to her. (he’s the standard yall.)

the only opinion he has on her is that he definitely finds her funny in general and especially when she gets mad bc he likes to get a reaction out of her and that’s literally it. she’s literally his favorite comedian 😭

alrightieee thats all i just felt the need to talk about them so !! let me be delulu guys 🤭😍🙌🙌

#lihanlore #kobiverse #hanpunk #spidersona #oc x canon

[angelicyoongie]

MAGGYYYYYYYYYYY

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THAT LAST CHAPTER MADE ME EXPLODE WODNWKDNEJE

LIKE OKOK THE WAY MY HEART DROPPED TO MY A S S WHEN JIMIN SAID THAT HEEJUN WASNT BUYING HIS SHIT LIKE WTF DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN????

BUT OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH THE SMUT????

LIKE OK

is it weird that I thought it was hot but also really unsettling?? And the fact that Jimin was the first one out of all of them after all the shit he pulled on her???? But it makes sense too?????????

Omg and I can’t wait to find out more soulbond lore!! It was interesting to find out about Namjoons parents and I wonder how the other boys’ parents met and got together? Like did they act just as sinister and possessive as their eventual children would? Brilliant chapter and exquisite writing as always!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

- K

K!!!!!!

The ls!boys really do give themselves too much credit, lol 💀 Like of course her bestie isn't going to buy that she suddenly doesn't want to talk to him?? But then again, they haven't really had many options either. There's no way the MC would've agreed to lie to Heejun earlier, so they kinda had to stall until she would be willing to cooperate 😩

I actually think that sums up the vibe of the smut pretty well! Like, the idea of being with Jimin is really hot, but knowing everything that has happened and the situation around it is just super unsettling and makes the whole thing feel weird (as it should!). I toyed with making any of the other boys go first but it felt weirdly right to have it be Jimin considering he was the first to find her AND with how desperate he is for intimacy.

I haven't really given it much thought but I think the guys' parents are pretty normal, all things considered! They have "normal" soulbonds, so they wouldn't have felt the need to act the way the boys have been doing. But yeah, it's going to be fun to explain more of the lore and hopefully give the MC some information she can use!

Thank you so so much!! 🥺💖

#i'm so sorry this reply is like over a month late!!! #k anon #q: lovesick

[let-the-valleys-awake]

I watched Across The Spiderverse yesterday, here are my two(hundred) cents!

This will just be a lot of me gushing about how much I love ATSV, no theories because I’m not smart enough for that 💀

ATSV SPOILERS!!

ATSV SPOILERS!!

Alright, let’s get into it. (These are in no particular order and I prob forgot a lot of stuff)

Am I the only one who thought Hobie was a whole ass adult? Like he looks at least 20 am i crazy? (Keep in mind I have no prior comic knowledge sorry bout that 💀)

THE ANIMATION STYLES!!! Omfg they were so good, like the occasional live action elements, the LEGO UNIVERSE, Hobie’s whole thing, it’s all just so fucking cool!! Especially the comic book textures with like the shading and rough line art it’s all just so fun to look at

I kinda hate Miguel but I gotta be honest he is SUCH A GOOD ANTAGONIST. Like he has good intentions (I think) but goes way overboard due to past memories. He isn’t truly evil, he just projects all of his past mistakes onto Miles. He is just barely in the ‘I don’t like you’ category for me but what he did to Miles was wack so he’s staying there.

If I had to pick a favorite, it would be Spider Punk. I’m just a sucker for cool characterization and ‘mess shit up’ people. His big brother dynamic with Miles is just so fucking fun dude. I also just like listening to his voice, bravo to Daniel Kaluuya, he did a great job. Also I heard that just Hobie’s animation alone took about 2 years to do (could be lies)

Pavitr was 🤏this close to being my favorite. If he got more screen time he defo would’ve been my number one, because HOLY SHIT he is the silliest mfer I’ve ever seen. I love the detail on his suit and when he uses his bangles as like yo-yos. And his banter with the other three was just so cute. Like when he went ‘Another easy win for Spider-Man-‘ and everything fucking explodes, I was cracking up 😭😭

The marketing and like almost non-existent foreshadowing for the Spot being one of the main antagonists was so genius!! Like the trailers painted him as just a random guy Miles fought, because that’s how he saw him! As just another d-list villain!! Also The Spot’s lines are so funny dude, and his voice-acting, like the pinnacle of Average Joe™ but he also shares a VA with Ash from Fantastic Mr Fox soooo

I SAW 20 SECONDS OF SUN SPIDER AND I AM BEGGING FOR MORE she’s so fun

In the scene where Gwen n Miles are sitting together upside down, there’s a shot where they are just tiny in the corner and it’s just the whole cityscape, and it is one of my favorite shots in the whole movie, it was so fucking beautiful. The two are small and upside down to show how ostracized and different they feel from the rest of society. (because they are) But, a minute later, it flips so that the two are sitting right side up while the cityscape is upside down, which symbolizes their bond and how they find solace in each other.

I love how the background fades and melts as Gwen is having the confrontation with her Dad near the end. I can’t remember any specifics because it’s been two days since I saw it, but it was so telling how everything melded together except Gwen and her Father because that’s all Gwen could think about.

I thought the movie was PG but they cursed at least like three times so that’s fun

MILES WITH BRAIDS 😍😍 honestly I can’t tell which style I like more, they both match each version’s demeanor so well.

The way I could immediately tell in earth-42 at the end that something was up with Uncle Aaron. But like, aside from the fact that he was alive 💀. His face was constantly casted in shadow with his eyes highlighted, if I remember correctly I think they were purple tinted as well? These not-so-subtle art choices were so beautifully crafted to give me just the right sense of unease.

I really wished they did more with Jessica Drew. I just feel like she was kind of a blank slate with no truly discerning personality. I did like her internal conflict with following Miguel’s orders and doing what’s right. I really hope she has a larger role in Beyond or I’ll be sad.

The themes of teenage relationships are so fucking powerful in this movie and I think that’s beautiful. Neither Miguel nor Jessica supported Miles, or even Gwen. All of their comfort came from each other. Hobie, Pavitr, Gwen, and Miles’s bond is so strong because they are all truly there for each other.

I am so disappointed that we didn’t see any Spider Noir. He was one of my faves in the first movie 😭

Hobie + Pavitr has gotta be one of my favorite duos. Especially in Hobie’s debut scene where they’re roughhousing, their dynamic is just so cute. I’ve seen people ship them and I’m not against it, I just can’t see Hobie as anything more than a big brother tbh

That’s all that comes to mind right now, hope you enjoyed my word vomit. I have so much more stuff to say but that will need a rewatch, I’m gonna go to bed

#this movie is going to be my whole personality #i’m so sorry #not #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv spoilers #hobie brown #spider punk #miguel o’hara #pavitr prabhakar #the spot #sun spider #gwen stacy #spider woman #miles morales #jessica drew #pallin talks

[mondaymelon]

i see you're a fellow xiao lover 👁👁

i propose an idea: imagine a m!adeptus reader who is based off of krios khrysomallos, otherwise known as the golden-fleeced ram.

reader was just as close with xiao as the yaksha's were. rarely were the two seen apart, as they found comfort in each other's presence.

reader's adeptibeast form was a large ram with a golden coat of wool & large, curled ram horns. while in human form, he kept his horns, ram ears & tiny tail. his fleece was said to heal whoever touched it, even capable of bringing them back from the brink of death. naturally, an adeptus with this kind of power would be beneficial for a war such as the archon war, which the reader assisted morax in.

at the very end of the war, reader was exhausted. he wanted to go close his eyes & drift off into a long, well-deserved slumber, but he couldn't — not yet. he needed to make sure xiao was okay! after all, morax had essentially taken him under his wing &, by extension, that meant the reader considered him an acquaintance & potential friend. but as he was making his way over to xiao, the corners of his vision began to grow dark. his consciousness slipped away as did his strength to stay upright, the last memory of that moment being morax calling out his name in concern.

the golden-fleeced ram was said to of entered a comatose state, though he woke up a couple months following the war. during these few months, reader was placed in a sereniteapot for the time being, as it was probably the safest space for him. morax would visit frequently & xiao would accompany him. one of the times xiao visited, however, he damn near had a heart attack when reader abruptly rose from the bed he was resting in.

now, we know xiao is very hesitant when it comes to getting close to others. his karmic debt caused a wall to form between himself & the concept of social interaction. the reader understood this (to an extent), but assured xiao that his karmic debt wouldn't harm him. in fact, xiao would come to notice how the pain he felt tended to subside when he was in the presence of the reader. because of this, the two ended up spending more & more time in each other's presence, even if little words were shared. it was no surprise that the two ended up feeling more than just platonic affection for one another.

THIS IS KINDA LIKE.. A VERY SHORT VERSION OF WHAT I HAD IN MIND BUT... yeah. i have lots of headcanons for this too, just never had the courage to talk about it on this app 💀

— signing myself off as 🐏

anon. anon. i will peel open your skull extract your brain and KISS IT. I WILL KISS IT. THE BLESSED GOLDEN MIND THATS ABLE TO COME UP WITH SUCH BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS. OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS PLOT LITERALLY HAS ME BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET???? NEVER SO MUCH HAVE I WANTED TO BE A SHEEP. WHY CANT I BE A SHEEP. WHY AM I HUMAN. FUCKKKK. SHEEEEEPPPPP

and oh shit. m! reader???? i love you even more. it is SO DAMN HARD TO FIND MALE READER BLOGS THESE DAYS i mean i read all. but like. yk. having a dick is nice. AHEM

and ohhh my goodness oh my god this is so o o o o oo. o oo well thought out !! literally the golden-fleeced ram fits so well because you are his therapy1!! his medicine!! he feels at comfort around you and only you, and he doesn't even understand why his hearts beats just a little bit faster and his cheeks warm at the meniton of your name :((

he's confused, but he's in love, and what can he do about it? he yearns for your presence and longs to hear your melodic laugh. he wants to see you happy and smiling by his side, with your fingers intertwined with his. he wants to bring your delicate hand up to his lips and kiss the back of it, only to watch your face explode into an entirely different shade of red...

ah. ive gone feral. shit

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I WANT TO SEE HIM VUNERAFDLSJALE AND AET PEACE WHERE HE FEELS SAFE SLEEPING BY MY SIDE. I WANT TO BRUSH THE hAIR OUT OF HIS EYES AND PLAY WITH ITS SOFT STRANdS AS HE SLOWLY BLINKS HIS EYES OPEN AND HIS LIpS FORM THE SMALLEST OF SMILES THE WARMEST EXPRESSION HE MAKES ALL FOR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJFJDSOFJSDKLJFLK:SDJGSEJkgK:VJlk

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles! #★ ˎˊ˗ inbox. #AAAAAAAAA #AAA. A A A A a. a a aa. a ...a.. #ahem. #its nice to meet you 🐏 anon <33 #enjoy your stay here !!

[thejediundrthestairs]

This is the first request I've ever submitted so...

What if Jervis, Johnathan, and Jerome broke out of Arkham on Christmas Eve and decided to just hang out? Where would they go, what would they do?

Thank you so much, have a lovely day!

Oh HELL Y E S.

Sorry I wrote a lot XD

Also thank you!!! You as well! 💛

where WOULDN'T they go though. Idk if Jerome ever did Christmas... Jonny probably did when his mom was alive, and I'm pretty sure Jervis did.

OH MAN CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM ROBBING DIFFERENT STORES FOR XMAS GIFTS FOR THE OTHER TWO!! Jerome would also probably force them to get matching like neon orange coats (much to Jervis' distain)

I feel like they would go look at lights, steal an entire bundle of lights off of someone's house, and then put all of them on their hideout while giggling maniacally.

IF they did EVER set foot in a church on christmas (this is impossible I'm pretty sure if they got 10 feet within a church they would like burn up and explode) but it would be because of how churches put out that little baby Jesus in front of the church and Jerome would probably think they were sacrificing a child. Jervis and Jonny tried to tell him but he was already marching through the doors, popcorn in hand.

They were bored as hell and crawled out the windows half way through.

If it's snowing, THEY WOULD TOTALLY HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT. It would get so competitive omg-

Jervis would hypnotize some poor carolers to give them all a show, and Jerome would tell Jonny to fear gass them to make it more interesting.

Idk if Gotham has like one of those city trees in the middle of town, but if they did they would totally steal it!

On the night of Xmas Eve they would totally try to kidnap Santa full on lock shock and barrel style.

"More fear gas! Put the tasers in the fireplace! That asshole is gonna pay for giving us coal last year."

if they succeeded they would steal santa's sleigh and go joyriding.

Jervis totally waits till the other two fall asleep (so they don't steal them all) to make cookies for the morning.

If they didn't catch Santa, they would be kinda disappointed, but ready to plan better next year.

Oh christmas morning Jerome would push Jonny off the bed and throw snow at Jervis until he wakes up.

OMG I CAN SEE JERVIS SITTING ON THE COUCH IN A CARDIGAN LIKE A MIDDLE AGED WHITE MOM WITH HIS LITTLE MUG.

Jonny probably looks half dead ngl, but we love him anyway he's participating! 😂

If they had time to wrap the presents Jervis' would be SO EFFING PRISTINE LIKE HE SHOULD WORK AT THE NORTH POLE DAMN

Jonny's is probably pretty well wrapped. I feel like he would be good at wrapping presents. They probably look like the presents Jack skellington gives the kids when he takes over Xmas like that wrapping paper.

Jerome's look like he put them through the washing machine and then set them on fire. But he tried! So it's ok 🤣

They would all exchange gifts and eat the cookies Jervis made like a silly little family 😭

Jonathan probably got them pretty sensible gifts, idk I feel like he could go both ways. It's either like socks and a water bottle, or like a worm and a spatula.

Jervis knows what EVERYONE NEEDS AT ALL TIMES he's like the Christmas wizard. Gives Santa a run for his money. ACTUALLY HE SHOULD TAKE SANTA'S PLACE. PETITION TO MAKE JERVIS SANTA HATTER. But also the same thing goes for him, he either gets really thoughtful gifts or Alice in wonderland merch for them (himself)

Jerome would get gifts and put them in those gag boxes 💀💀💀💀💀💀 they would probably be random things he found at the store or like little scarecrows for Jonny and like a rabbit stuffed animal for Jervis.

Jerome gets a Black sweater, a water bottle, and a clown nose from Jonny. And he gets new shirts and pants and idk probably a giraffe stuffed animal from Jervis idk I feel like it fits.

Jonny gets a woman's face mask for eye bags ( "See? They're just like yours, baghead!" *Asthmatic laughter*) and a random little scarecrow that looks taken off of a display case from Jerome. And he gets a comfy sweatshirt and new test tubes from Jervis. GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE COMFY SWEATERS HE NEEDS THEM!

Jervis gets a new hat and a spatula from Jonny. (Also Jonny gives him a copy of Alice in wonderland cause his is still at Arkham) And he gets a mad hatter hoodie and a dead dandelion from Jerome.

OK SORRY THERE'S A LOT HERE I JUST HYPERFIXATED ON THIS FOR VERY LONG XD THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO DO!!

#jerome valeska #gotham #gotham show #gotham headcanons #jonathan crane #jervis tetch #j squad #gotham fox

[jewbeloved]

Hello! 💟 I love your blog so much! The layout is cute 💓 may I request cooking with Cartman? In one episode he made burgers so it’s safe to say he kinda knows what to do in kitchen 🤣 Thank you in advance! 💟

Cooking with Cartman💗💗💗🍽️🍽️🔪🔪🍳🍚🍚

Warnings: slight spoilers I think?

Gender: Neutral

❤️ Eric Cartman 🚩

Cooking with him would be chaotic since you know how Cartman is tbh 💀💀

If you guys are baking something together, he probably sabotages the other half of the recipe and not the other one since he wants to share that other half with you.

Speaking of sharing, He might also give you one of his Cartman burgers that hasn't been associated with his ass.

Don't push it, he's only doing these things because he has a soft spot for you. He would've just sabotaged your food as well just like everyone else If he wanted to.

If you guys are making separate food recipes for a certain party, we all know how that always ends up with Cartman. 😅😅😅

Kyle might probably notice the difference between you guys' foods If you both only made them for him to try.

"Nice try Cartman, Y/n's food is way more safer to eat. Last time you made burgers you stuffed them up your ass and called it 'Recipe'!"

"Oh come on Kahl, not everything I make is bad you know" Cartman gave Kyle an innocent smile.

Being Cartman's girlfriend/boyfriend, you can always tell whenever he's lying and just going on with his usual schemes.

Cartman did manage to get Kyle to try his food after he tasted yours, which resulted in the food exploding in his face and his clothes were now a huge mess.

You slightly giggled a little, but not loud enough for Kyle to hear.

Kyle got immediately pissed at Cartman as he puts his fists up in anger while giving him a death glare.

"Now now Kyle, how about I offer to clean you up?"

He looked back at you and Cartman repeatedly before signing and agreed to your offer.

As you escorted Kyle away from the scene he heard Cartman still laughing hysterically at him.

"I'm gonna get you for that fatass...!" Kyle hissed his teeth at Cartman.

"Whatever Kahl"

You do sometimes wonder how you ended up with Cartman, until that thought always goes away whenever he's being really affectionate towards you after a long day ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ehm, sorry If this isn't what you exactly wanting 😅😅😅😅

#south park x reader #eric cartman #sp eric #eric cartman x reader #cooking #recipe #south park #southpark sp #sp x reader #southpark blog #x reader #southpark x y/n #kyle brovlofski #sp kyle #southpark scenarios #southpark headcanons

[juuheizou]

hey! ^^ i really love hearing your thoughts on suzumutsu bc i feel like you understand their characters & dynamic so well, so i thought i'd ask a few random questions i've been thinking about, if u feel like sharing your thoughts on them. for one i've been wondering if animals would like/trust them bc honestly i can see both sides lol. juuzou clearly likes them and in the anime there was that cat in the zoo that liked him too but i can also see him constantly chasing after spooked stray cats... as for tooru i guess it'd depend on what we actually consider canon from whatever the hell his arc was💀 i've also been thinking about how they'd do with kids, like if they had to babysit or something lol. just awkward? terrible? surprisingly good? and finally, what do you think tooru's hobby would be? i can imagine juuzou with a bunch of different hobbies but i couldn't really think of anything for tooru... i think his character is a lot harder for me to understand than juuzou, maybe bc i'm autistic so i relate to juuzou way more lol😅 anyways sorry for this long ramble and hope u have a good day<3

NEVER apologize for sending me a long ramble about suzumutsu! I'm so flattered by the fact that you would want to hear (read? it just doesn't sound the same) me ramble about these things, and to say I do their characters and dynamic justice is probably the nicest, highest praise you could tell me about my suzumutsu ramblings, so thank you! My heart is exploding right now, and I hope I continue to do them justice with this rambling haha.

for one i've been wondering if animals would like/trust them bc honestly i can see both sides lol. juuzou clearly likes them and in the anime there was that cat in the zoo that liked him too but i can also see him constantly chasing after spooked stray cats...

That's a super valid point to bring up-- as someone who interacts with a critical mass of people who often like animals but don't know how to do right by them as my actual job, I have to admit I never even considered Suzuya being one of those people. That being said, maybe there is some bias involved because, like you, I relate really strongly to him myself, but part of why I never thought of it that way is he very easily clicks in my head as a fellow cat whisperer. Meaning someone who can even befriend the mean ones and soothe them when they're scared or hurt, with a strong intuition for when something isn't right. And I think being as blunt as he is at times, he would be the one telling people to stop chasing after spooked stray cats, probably with some vulgar word choices and his glare that can unsettle a Washuu into giving him what he wants. I do think that even though being perceptive of their subtle body language and understanding them enough for strays to let him pet them-- which he does habitually enough in :RE that some of Hanbee's last words to him in that omake where he gets sick are to please wash his hands after petting them, is intuitive, he took some trial and error to nail down the practical side of caring for animals. I have no doubt that he would have wanted a pet of his own from the day he learned that humans could not just be pets, but have them. His first was probably a stray he found and smuggled into his dorm as a teenager one day and he figured that having been one himself, he was an expert on what pets needed and how to care for them. He can't bring himself to hurt this precious little creature like Mama did with him, even as a reward, but he has the other things covered. Except he doesn't. He sneaks bits of his school meals back to it because he thinks that since that's what Mama sustained him on, all pets eat their owner's scraps. He's 16 with no job and only lunch money he pickpockets off of day students, so this cat is unvaccinated and has no veterinary care. He tries really hard to make it a warm, safe nest under his bed and the nicest collar he can make out of that he has around, but animals need more than that. It's just not a great situation, and he can tell his newly adopted stray isn't doing well but he doesn't want to let it go because he knows what no one else knows/believes yet about Tokage and for some reason he really doesn't want that fate for this cat. Within a couple of days, he finally confesses to Shinohara that he smuggled a cat into his room and now something really bad is happening with it, what does he do? He does end up having to relinquish the cat to a shelter-- he didn't fully grasp it at the time, but he never would have been able to offer it any quality of life under his bed at the Academy even if he did know how. Shinohara is there as his ride, for emotional support, and to make sure he actually does relinquish the cat. Frankly, he's shocked that Suzuya would care so much about a living thing. It break's Shinohara's heart seeing how devastated Suzuya is over losing the cat, but it also gives him an idea. He is an advocate for rehabilitating Suzuya after all, and now he's found something that can live and die and suffer and Suzuya isn't indifferent to it. It's pretty rare, since Suzuya can only leave the Academy with supervision and Shinohara is a busy investigator/teacher (my excuse for it only being a thing in my head and not in the series haha) but whenever the pieces fall into place, Suzuya gets to spend some time cleaning up after, feeding, grooming, and giving some human affection to the shelter cats, which also teaches him how to take care of them when he can one day get his own. As an adult, with that experience and his natural affinity for his feline friends, he is extremely good with them, and while I see them being his specialty, I think he's good with other animals too.

as for tooru i guess it'd depend on what we actually consider canon from whatever the hell his arc was?

OKAY everyone but anon and I, I promise I did not write this ask to myself, because anon, it is absolutely sending me how much this sounds like something I would say haha. I think the “we've known Tokage was killing animals since the original series, but what if it was Tokage AND Mutsuki now? not that it makes any pieces of anyone's story click into place or anything” thing doesn't make much sense and nothing makes me happier than compartmentalizing it straight into the garbage. Although you might think he is good at gaining their trust with how gentle and patient he is, I don't think Mutsuki is an animal lover per se and his nervousness around them makes them wary of him. I see him as a blank slate. He didn't grow up with any pets even before he became a ward of the CCG. He doesn't know much about animals, and he has a kind of respectful fear for what he doesn't know. He feels sad about and wants to help the poor animals in commercials and news stories suffering in bad conditions, and if he did have any idea about Tokage as a child (which, for this reason, I doubt) he would probably do something as reckless as getting into Torso's cab to try and help just one because that's just how he is about helping others. However, had he ever gotten the opportunity to be a good samaritan with an animal, he would have no idea how to handle the creature itself and probably be nervous to even touch it for fear that he will hurt it or it will just bite him without warning. However, once they grow close and Mutsuki starts hanging out at Suzuya's apartment, he does slowly come to like Suzuya's cats. It terrifies him when Suzuya teaches him that animals probably don't come up to him or let him pet them because they pick up on his fear. Once he realizes that he is the reason these little beasts that Suzuya adores don't like him, however, he gets really dedicated to learning as much as he can about how to win over a cat. It's actually good practice in controlling his reaction to fear, trying everything his research leads him to until finally, finally, the cats start coming to him for affection too. He's not as bad as he was before he met Suzuya, but to this day, though, he usually doesn't approach unfamiliar animals out of concern that he will bother them.

i've also been thinking about how they'd do with kids, like if they had to babysit or something lol. just awkward? terrible? surprisingly good?

Complete reversal of roles compared to animals. There are a lot of things that are great about Suzuya Juuzou, but patience, empathy, and discretion are not among those things. And those are pretty important when interacting with children. Plus, in a babysitting-type arrangement, he has a hard enough time taking care of himself on his own and believes sometimes to a fault in letting people of any age learn from making their own mistakes, so something will probably catch on fire. As if the experience wasn't already infernal enough without literal fire surrounding him and the hapless child he's been left in charge of. On the bright side, he is calm and competent in an emergency, so while his limited child-handling skills probably contributed to something being on fire or the kid getting a big scary gash across its head, he's in his element once the disaster is already happening. He'll control that bleeding head like a professional and probably distract the kid enough to get a laugh while they wait to be seen at urgent care. He'll put out that fire and teach himself how to repair the damage enough that it at least looks like it never happened. If you've ever seen the live action movie of “The Cat in the Hat,” that sums up Suzuya's skill set with kids pretty well. I also just don't see him liking or wanting to hang out with kids when he could be doing literally anything else. If someone was desperate enough to guilt and beg and annoy him into watching theirs, which if they did enough to sway Suzuya of all people, they probably deserve a hard time, I wouldn't put it past him to let the children watch a very age-inappropriate scary movie or just go through his most recent case file right before the parents came home. Not that he wants to harm the kids or blames them for the fact that he's stuck with them, but their psyche is acceptable collateral damage to him if it means their parents will never even consider him as a last resort again. Mutsuki, on the other hand, is both good with children and likes children, and he really cares about making every one he meets feel safe and loved and everything he wasn't at their age. Honestly, whenever I start scheming an AU that doesn't revolve around a certain vocation already and I need to give him a job other than ghoul investigator, teaching, counseling, and childcare are up there with my top choices for him because we know he cares deeply about helping and protecting others. Helping professions have their own unique rewards and challenges and while I think he would at least try helping anywhere he could, working with human(oid) children would have the challenges he could handle the best and the rewards that would keep him wanting to come back the most. In canonverse, if/when he has friends with kids, in addition to being good with them, we know he can be a bit of a pushover, so he would often get suckered into babysitting. Sometimes it goes so well he even questions if he really doesn't want his own kids. That said, as soon as an emergency goes down or his squeamish self ends up splattered in any bodily fluid or child-related mess, he immediately stops questioning it, and the first person he calls (second only if he has to call actual emergency services) is Suzuya. Although the latter might not be as good with children, he at least fills in the few but important strengths Mutsuki doesn't have mastered.

and finally, what do you think tooru's hobby would be? i can imagine juuzou with a bunch of different hobbies but i couldn't really think of anything for tooru... i think his character is a lot harder for me to understand than juuzou, maybe bc i'm autistic so i relate to juuzou way more lol?

It is hard, and in addition to some characters just clicking and being more relatable to certain people, I think it's also hard because he canonically gives so much time and energy and even puts himself in danger for others. I can actually see him neglecting to carve out nice things for himself, such as hobbies, in the manga. It's not just us, it's him! This is also the reason why these headcanons are, frankly, much more based on vibes than any panel, illustration, or omake I could even loosely tie them to. I think to keep from giving up on life as a whole, he needs an activity that makes him feel a glimmer of confidence, like he is good at something. Also, as much as he shies away from any eyes on him, appreciation for something he did secretly lights him up inside. Training with Suzuya is one thing that fills this need, but something that he does by himself that isn't career-related is cooking. We know from Shirazu that he can cook, but I think he also likes to. It's less about what he's cooking or who for, so much as it is that feeling of executing something with competence and having the people around him enjoy something he made so he knows it's good. Plus, it's hard to ruminate on your worries and frustrations and secrets when you're concentrating so hard on not burning something. He definitely strikes me as the type to stress-cook or stress-bake. He also strikes me as a journaler. I couldn't even begin to try justifying why with logic, but he just seems like the type. Trying to make beautiful aesthetic doodles would probably just make him think about how he's not good at drawing, but he would have a guilty pleasure for cute sticky notes, motivating stickers, nice pens, stuff like that to decorate and organize his cathartic writing about his day. Probably no one whose opinion matters would judge him for liking to make his journal look nice or thinking some little frog stickers are cute, but he feels paranoid about it and carefully hiding his journal with all his stationery and supplies and moving it to a new hiding place when he gets anxious that someone is going to find it is its own entirely separate hobby. Another reason why I think it's hard to see him with the same amount and variety of hobbies as Suzuya is I think he would find a couple of things to give him that sliver of “me time” and stick with them. Suzuya's reasons for doing a lot of what he does for fun are different from Mutsuki's, so for him, bouncing around between several things helps him keep it exciting and avoid boredom. Those things don't matter as much to Mutsuki, and what does matter to him is having something that makes him feel competent and/or helps him feel at ease, so actually diving into something new on the regular would do the opposite of fulfilling some of the things he needs in a hobby.

#answers #anon #suzumutsu #suzuya juuzou #mutsuki tooru #do i start putting these in the #my writing #tag #i feel like i should since i seem unable to explain my thoughts without attaching an entire story to them #the other answers to other asks i haven't finished writing out yet are not much different-- some have even more of a story to them lmao #these are just so fun to answer i can't control myself and i'm not even being cute about it that's just what's happening in my openoffice r #glad i at least got one ready to post before bed but now i must sleep

[hotpinkboots]

I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER WITH THE MANDALORIAN SEASON 3 FINALE

I was just a *tiny* bit disappointed that nothing came out of Mando getting tied up and looking pretty on his knees (I WANTED TO SEE HIM INJURED >:))) ), but it was so cute how Grogu came to save his daddy LOL. The bacta spray part was adorable I love the call back to past episodes like that it's adorable.

ALSO I LOVED HOW BO WAS FLYING LIKE A BADASS AND TURNED ON THE DARKSABER LIKE THAT IT WAS SO UNNECESSARY AND DRAMATIC I LOVED IT LMFAO

Armorer Bonking People Supremacy

oh also when Mr. Mando said something about "this could get messy" or whatever he said it was something along the lines of that I had to stop myself from oohing and awing and moaning because of the way he said "messy". thank you

ALSO HOW THE HELL DID EARMUFF GIDEON BREAK THE DARKSABER THINGY????

AIDJDKDJJD

When I see Din getting thrown around I automatically scream and cry and wave my hands around and yell. I always need to be prepared like "ok Mando may get thrown" because I need to like jump through the screen and save him or some crap idk

GROGUUUU USING HIS BABY GOOGOO GAGA POWER TO SAVE DIN AND BO FROM THAT BIG ASS SHIP CRASH?? AMAZING. THAT MOMENT WAS BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THIS YOU GUYS

LIKE WHAT 😭

Also his little sit at the end omg holds gently baby baby baby booboo tired from using his googoo gaga powers

It's always so bizzare to see Grogu like jumping around and stuff though 💀 like OKKK WELL I THINK WE OVERDID THAT JUST A BIT LMFAO I forgot baby can do parkour. Everytime I see Grogu doing parkour all I can think of is that parkour scene from The Office LOL

I do think Earmuff Gideon "died" too easily there's no way he's dead. Also what if that wasn't him and it was just one of his clones or something. And even if it wasn't a clone that's way too easy of a death. His scream at that part tho man that was insane I LOVED IT

ALSO MANDO FINALLY ADOPTED BABY YODA. LIKE. IT'S OFFICIAL AT LAST I kind of thought it already was a thing but like now it's a THING like they are ACTUALLY family now

Also also also I have been thinking for a good like six months now where are Grogu's parents. Like I know they're probably dead or won't come into the show or plot or anything but it's worth thinking about. And Order 66 was a while ago man so like how long was Grogu just chilling around in his lil space pod perambulator. whO ARE YOUR PARENTS KID

ALSO MY BOY IG-11 COMING BACK I FREAKING EXPLODED MAN 😭 like DUDE AT LAST I MISSED YOU

It was *so* satisfying to see Din now having a home base. Not a ship, a *home.* We haven't TRULY seen him relax EVER in this show. I thought it was so sweet that he had a place where he could put his feet up for once and just watch his kid/apprentice play. That really was the thing that got me, finally seeing such a strong, stoic character finally able to relax, sit back, and enjoy himself for a while. What better way to do so than by putting your feet up and watching your kid play? It's such a good feeling to see one of my favorite characters at last having a moment of true peace.

And that leaves it open for more adventures, no crazy cliff hanger that makes us wait impatiently for like a year or two, just relaxation and peace for once, just thinking that Din and Grogu are somewhere out there chilling :')

So they get to chill out until the next season which is a good feeling I cried my face off seeing the two of them relaxing I KNOW I KEEP SAYING "oh they're relaxing they're relaxing finally peace omg relaxation" BUT IT'S TRUE. DIN'S ALWAYS FIGHTING HIS ASS OFF BRO HE DESERVES A BREAK

So yeah I could NOT be happier with the ending of this season. The season OVERALL was pretty boring, so I'm disapponted about that, but the last two episodes were *chef's kiss*

also mythosaur or however you spell it. WAKE YO ASS UP BROOOOOO

#pinkie speakie #mando #the mandalorian #the mandalorian s3 #the mandalorian s3 spoilers #the mandalorian season 3 #din djarin #Mando and Grogu #bo katan #bo katan kryze #the armorer #armorer #greef karga #ig 11 #moff gideon #Youtube

[liebgotts-lovergirl]

ooooohhhh I'm super late, but if you're still doing the director's cut game, I'm obsessed with the dynamic between Joe and Alix and would take anything you have to share about the thought/writing process behind it because you do it so well 💕🕊️

Bestie, never fear! I love Ask Games (& you!!) so much that I'd probably dig up one from 3 months ago if I was asked 🤣

Thank you for the request!! 💖

As for the thoughts behind the Joelix ship, I have WAY too many so my apologies in advance for the small dissertation I just wrote!! 💀

To begin with, I noticed a fic trend awhile back of writing pairings with opposite personalities (Fire + Water-type relationships) & it got me thinking about how most stable relationships ik of are between people with similar personalities not contrasting! ("Fire On Fire" if you will🤭)

BUT they can't be TOO alike, that's the key. Like 80% is good. Because if you go full 100%, you just end up with Alix's sibling rivalry with Nix-- way too much clashing/butting heads. That's not to say they don't love each other in their own way (bc they do) but relationship-wise, it would NEVER get off the ground. 🤣

Joe loves Alix's passion + fire & she loves those same qualities about him but when they're around each other, they come from different enough circumstances + they have subtle enough differences in their personalities that they just melt into each other's arms instead of exploding into a giant dumpster fire (à la Nixon 😆).

Also something integral to the story for me was keeping Alix feminine, emotional, & capable. Too often in media we see femininity & women's expressions of emotion being portrayed as a negative traits when they aren't!! Let her cry, yell, paint her nails, pose in cute clothes, & also kill people for a living!! 👏🏼

(Also this is definitely personal bias but I just couldn't see Lieb with a tomboy lol. I did try in my first attempts at the story lol but going off the things he says in the show about his dream wife/dream life, I just couldn't see him with someone not girly lol which is why I made Alix a former pin-up model turned spy: the right balance of sexy, sweet, sassy, & smart with the curves he likes!)

Plus I'm such a sucker for the trope where the Man-Eater who could have any guy she wants just absolutely melts over this 1 dude who, incidentally, is Tough/snarky/confident around everybody else but can't keep himself from becoming a literal puppy around her 🤣😭

They're each other's biggest weakness & I love that for them 🤭

#TumblrBesties #Joelix #FireOnFire #AlyAnswers #FOFAsks

[brandnewhuman]

hii🫶

can l get a matchup with a slasher bestie?

my appearance: (lol not sure if u need it 💔)

im bi, but leaning towards guys

I'm 5'2

I have red hair

1 have glasses

I have dark brown eyes and tan skin.

Okay I have like 2 aesthetics when it comes to

dressing up, 1 I like pink and cute things but

sometimes i dress like a 10 year old boy Bc im too

lazy to dress up😭

my personality:

Honestly it depends who I'm with but I'm very

sarcastic lol, I personally think I'm really funny.

Although I do get shy & awkward sometimes.

 omg I am such a hopeless romantic.  i’m always thinking about finding my dream boy or dream girl.

I should be expected to be like a flirt or something but I’m so awkward I can’t😭

Also I’m a bit of a people pleaser

Hobbies:

I like to do art, and I like to babysit/nanny. I also love doing makeup.

Random:

I like to eat sweets lol, obv I like horror.

Hmmm I’m not sure if this was enough information, but stay safe and thank you!!

(Not sure if I did this matchup thing right ☝️)

I paired you up with....

♡Brahms Heelshire♡

It was either him or mikey and honestly It felt just cruel to pair you with the myers bitch knowing what he does to babysitters 💀

So I just had to choose the manchild who actually needs a nanny (IM SORRY) 

but don't worry!! Not everything has to be shitty here. Brahms could be actually a pretty good boyfriend if he puts some effort into it. 

I don't know if I have already said it but brahms chose what to wear based on how much mental energy he has that day. Listen, LISTEN, depression does weird things. Bro wants to be a Victorian ghost wandering around dressed in elegant blouses ecc but has energy to just end up wearing a dirty cardigan and a white tank top. If he sees you're dressing up and getting all fancy it would motivate him to take better care of himself and when he sees you're just having a more of a chill day then he won't feel as guilty for settling down for something more comfortable. 

Brahms is definitely going to have the time of his life pushing your buttons cause he does find funny your sarcastics comebacks and oh boi if he will fire back it ten times worse. 

The fact that you're into being super romantic and stuff goes really well with him. I made a post about him being the best boy ever and the thought of someone matching his need and desire for raw and pure romantic love is going to make his heart explode with joy. He just wants to be able to have that kind of love he reads about in books. He has spent so many years dreaming about the perfect partner that accepts and loves him unconditionally and gives him all the attention he wants and after all deserves. This guy has the mentality of "I will fight for my love's honour", is there anything more romantic?? 

You're like a nanny uh? Well I have some news for you lol

He loves sweets too! His parents sucked ass and never gave him sweets or anything that wasn't healthy ecc. A sour patch would probably kill him but he would still eat it because now he wants to experience everything he has missed and what better way than doing it with the person he loves most?? 

He actually enjoys horror movies for the sole fact that it means he gets to be clingy with a good excuse. He'll be the one to always ask for horror movies so he can cuddle with you but eventually would end up enjoying them for real. 

This matchup made me think about this song:

#slashers #slasher community #slasher fandom #horror movies #slasher fanfiction #slasher x reader #slasher matchups #slasher headcanons #brahms heelsire x reader #brahms heelshire #the boy 2016