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jaegerisim · 10 months

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Vent post y'all are gonna hate me for.

I viscerally hate how the Duffers treat most of their non white or queer characters and I hate even more viscerally, how y'all big byler blogs in your circle jerk of other 5 big byler blogs casually like to ignore many red flags the show has.

Y'all like to say: "tHe DufFeRs ArE gReAt WrIteRs" and it's like girl, who are you lying to??? They aren't top shit writers at all. The Duffers are pretty mid imo. Yeah, they run a good show that's fun to watch and theorize abt , but that doesn't mean they're good writers cuz they're not.

1. they completely side lined Will during s3 for the sake of their straight romances: lumax, jancy, mlvn, duzie and partly stobin (even if stobin wasn't endgame, thankfully, Steve's intentions were clearly wanting to date Robin and they gave it a lot of screen time). Will was sidelined bc he didn't fit the straight romance plotline bc they planned to make him gay or whatever. Now in s4 Will and his feelings have been used as mlvn toilet paper. Yes, we like to say this is build up for byler but canonically, Will's feelings have been used to clean the shit mlvn leaves behind.

2. Billy was sympathized a lot during the last 2 seasons. They gave him the sad backstoryTM in order for ppl to feel sorry for him. Billy's backstory is literally Jonathan's but whatever.

3. El's anger issues are constantly girlboss-ified. They down play her bullying situation and literally just use it for El to be a ''girlboss" without realizing how triggering that is. As someone who has lived bullying, seeing it be ignored by canon and fanon is super sad. The whole Rink-O' Mania experience must have been so traumatizing for her yet, everyone absolutely forgets abt it 🤷🏻‍♀️

4. Robin, Erica and Argyle are stereotypical characters. Robin is the quirky lesbian with social anxiety, Erica is the badass black woman and Argyle is the Latino stoner that sells weed to white kids and works as a pizza delivery guy.

5. Altho Argyle and Eddie both do drugs, (Eddie actually sells K-12 to a minor and nobody batted an eye. He has a huge fan base). Eddie is held in a pedestal bc "poor thing 🥺 he lives in a trailer with his uncle 🥺". Tell me a single fact you know abt Argyle that isn't "he smokes weed", "he is Jonathan's only friend", "drives a van" and "he works at a pizzeria". Exactly, Eddie is given a useless backstory and Argyle isn't.

6. Dustin stopped being important to the plot sometime around s2 and s3. He is only there to curse and be mildly funny. My guy needs to hangout with ppl his age cuz he only hangs out with seniors.

7. El needs to stop having so much "I'M THAT BITCH" screentime like I need in s5 for El's arc to not just be her becoming more powerful and falling in love with Mike. I need the Duffers to explore her trauma and problems.

8. Angela should have been run over by the van.

9. Patrick should have been given a backstory that isn't the basic "strict black parents that hit their kids cuz they are a disgrace". Patrick's backstory is actually racist af, fight w the wall.

10. As Lex already said, they didn't trigger tag the ep where Jason and his friends assault Lucas and Erica. Like wtf? Why was that necessary? Why did I have to see a black boy being held at gunpoint by some white guy?? Was it relevant to the plot?? I don't think so. And then I've got to see ppl online be like "Jason wasn't that bad. He was just mourning" like bitch you can stfu. This is what happens when you make the racist assholes conventionally attractive.

Also the fact that Lucas's arc is fulfilled by him fist-fighting Jason and "embracing his weirdness" aka accepting he is black. His arc was not fulfilled at all cuz that ending spoke so loud to me. It showed how little empathy ppl have towards the struggles poc ppl living in the Midwest have. Y'all circle jerks can only see racism when it's super obvious.

Furthermore, parents complained when ST showed "an excessive amount of smoking" yet nobody batted an eye when Billy tried to run over Lucas, when Erica (an 11 y.o ffs) was chased by white kids or when Lucas was held at gunpoint by Jason.

All of this happened while they focused on Max's guilt and mourning that, yeah, are important but certainly not less important than racism!!!

11. In s3, they gave us that whole Nancy vs The Bigots arc that was honestly just triggering and useless. It didn't help Nancy's character at all, quite the opposite it put unnecessary angst.

12. Lonnie being presented as an abuser just for him to never be spoken of again. Can we please get to explore the trauma he left the Byers's with?

13. The fact that both queer relationships are considered "sloppy seconds" is extremely sad. Both Vickie and Mike are rebounding from their failed relationship with Robin and Will. These 2 ships have caused more commotion than Jancy and Jopper together! (These last ships are technically sloppy seconds too but everybody forgets that. Shocker!!)

14. Last but not least, ppl blame Argyle for being the one to get Jonathan into smoking weed as if Jonathan probably wasn't the one looking for it. Let me tell you, that you only find weed if you look for it.

#P.S: I'm gonna pay attention to how many ppl send me hate bc of this or block me #stranger things #lucas sinclair #st vickie #robin buckley #jason stranger things #will byers #dustin henderson #eddie munson #argyle #jonathan byers #erica sinclair #byler #← target audience #byler target audience

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periodjosh · 3 months

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DTS TAKE 🏎️

Just finished DTS and these are my takes on this season.

- season was okay

- they did make some teams look like they’re trash over just one race

- didn’t focus on the “struggling” teams that much, meaning we didn’t really see if they improved or not

- the whole liam situation was honestly fucked

- daniel needs to stop racing … as much as I love him it’s his time to go, I don’t ever think he’s gonna drive for Red Bull anymore. He missed his chance.

- now watching this season, I get why Lewis is leaving, the episode where lewis told us that mercedes said that he was wrong and that they know what they are doing said everything to me.

- I hope mercedes has a downfall next year (but I also love george)

- don’t know why they invited danica patrick to speak, had to skip some of her screen time.

- ferrari fans hating on fred was weird, the whole forza ferrari thing is 😭

- I wished they showed more oscar and his racing season

- HATED seeing danica btw because wtf

- THE WHOLE OTMAR SITUATION?? I’m sorry but that pissed me off, he left mid race weekend?? I would’ve been raging mad

- I’m surprised charles still signed with ferrari, but after this years testing, they may get a championship 🤷🏾‍♀️

- now looking at it, what happened to mercedes, like actually, they’re on thin ice, they were one of the most amazing f1 team and now …

- that’s it !!

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fand0mh03 · 1 year

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Random headcannons I have about the Evans

Tate Langdon:

watching/listening to true crime shows and podcasts with him

listening to music with him- nirvana is a majority of what you listen to

Him groaning when you play Taylor swift

Tate sneaks up on you all the time, scaring the ever living shit out of you

him helping you hang posters up in your room

weird conversations all the time

“Do fish feel wet”

Kit Walker:

comforting him about briarcliff

Him being a huge family man

Dancing together in the living room while music plays

Cooking together

Reading to the kids every night before bed

Watching tv after the kids are in bed

Having kids in your bed because of nightmares that they had

Kit consoling them and getting them a glass of warm milk

Did anyone else’s mother do that? You can’t sleep? Hot milk. Had a nightmare? Hot milk.

Like wtf was that

Kyle Spencer:

borrowing his jackets and hoodies

Basically living at the frat house

Making it better and smell like a thousand wishes from bath and body works

All of the guys complaining but Kyle loves it

Baking together

Going on drives with each other at night

Playing music and just talking

Watching Disney movies together

Specifically beauty and the beast for some reason

Going to parties together

Jimmy Darling:

going to the diner together

That’s probably where you met, at a diner that you worked out

You’re in the front row of the freak show watching him perform

Him randomly sending winks to you throughout the day

Having to tell him to stop whispering dirty things to you because his mother is across the table

He doesn’t stop

You smacking him in the arm when he says something inappropriate and his chuckling

The freaks love you

You sticking up for not only Jimmy, but also for the others

James Patrick march:

I’m a hoe for this man

Anyways

Him buying you pretty dresses

Dinner dates at least three times a week

Going on walks with him, James holding out an arm for you to hold on to

Him trying to keep you out of the murders since he knows you don’t like them

Unless you do…

Then I mean good for you?

Him watching you sleep in his bed while you’re cuddled up against him

Edward???

Sorry I had too much fun with this one

Kai Anderson:

him loving you unconditionally but you not really knowing it

Winter being your best friend

Being a part of his cult

Him wanting you to be the mother to his messiah baby

He gives you a hot clown mask

Being concerned with how much adderal he fucking takes

Helping him dye his hair blue

Helping tie his ties

Helping him wash his fucking hair because he doesn’t know how to do it

Evan Peters:

going on set with him and watching him act

Him smiling at you randomly

Him always talking about you in interviews

Watching whatever he does

You know almost all of his lines in AHS and him groaning when you reenact the iconic Tate and Violet scene. You know the one

“You’re all I want! You’re all I have!”

Couples costumes for Halloween ofc

He doesn’t shit on his exes because he is a good man

Encouraging him to take breaks

Being frustrated when he takes the role of dahmer

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earlgreytea68 · 8 months

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Speaking of first impressions I was just watching this interview the other day (https:// youtu .be /uqUQxzn55Z8?feature=shared) and the way when they're asked about their musical influences Patrick is sheepishly like I was a fan of [Pete's] old band....... I'm just screaming thinking about it bc obviously if you're a teenage Patrick Stump navigating the Chicago hardcore scene there's no way you DIDN'T have a huge embarrassing crush on Pete of arma angelus and then suddenly this random guy you meet in a bookstore tells you he knows Pete Wentz and THEN he actually brings Pete Wentz to your HOUSE and you're trying to think about how short he is to distract yourself from how hot he is and then Pete demands that you sing for him even though you never once in your life thought of yourself as a singer but like this hot guy from a band you like is in your basement so wtf are you gonna do??????? And now suddenly you're the lead singer of his band 😭😭😭😭😭😭

RIGHT????? LIKE, HOW DID THIS ALL HAPPEN????? HOW IS IT NOT SOMETHING FICTIONAL????? SOMETHING MADE UP IN A FEVER DREAM??????

AND THEN.

The Hot and Cool Pete Wentz from Arma Angelus says he wants you to be his singer, but, like, clearly he doesn't really mean it, right? Like, any minute now he's going to come to his senses and realize you're a loser and he can do much better than you and this is a joke band and it means nothing to him and he's totally going to just move on and forget all about you so you'd better not get used to having Pete Wentz around, right???? You'd better keep all the best songs for yourself and not just hand them over to this dude who's totally going to ditch this band and walk out of your life and break your heart. Like, no way is Pete Wentz going to keep looking at you like that and quit every other band to focus on yours and promise that you're going to conquer the world together and call you his golden ticket and give you all of his words and just never let you go.

No way is that ever going to happen.

#fall out boy #fob #peterick

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7potato7 · 4 months

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So, Xie Lian descends from Heaven without stopping to let Ling Wen get even a single word in. He goes back to doing what he normally does, completely unaware that he just turned literally all of Heaven upside down. He spends several years this way (maybe even decades?? he has an excellent track record hiding from people) but Feng Xin and/or Mu Qing eventually find him and go wtf dude. So, since he's technically a fugitive now (Heaven saw him ascending, destroying everything, then rapidly descending similarly to a terrorist (except terrorism as a term doesn’t exist yet, so the xianxia equivalent ig) attack, oops. Speculation is that he works for Hua Cheng!!! which makes the man himself feel a certain type of way ofc) he flees down the Silk Road and ends up in Rome. He DID spend the time he was still in China (or the territories that would become China, since I'm estimating this at around 0 CE for my own sanity) trying to defeat random ghosts to repay his debt, but quickly realized it was futile.

ofc Feng Xin and Mu Qing now realize that this wasn't a terrorist attack! They already knew that, but Xie Lian's reaction is only proof! They go to Jun Wu, who decides that "Xianle" should be reinstated to his rightful position in Heaven. Yay! Except now they can't find Xie Lian Anywhere. Cue manhunt.

Meanwhile Xie Lian has been enlisted to the Roman army. Which, hey, he'd rather not do that. So he manages to finagle himself into a position on a small northern island which shouldn't see too much conflict. However, this is very much not the case! The Britons relied on the Roman army to defend themselves from the Saxons! So, Xie Lian just deserted and quietly retreated to gather scraps in some forgotten corner of the island. He gets caught in a storm and winds up in Ireland. He's still there when the Romans leave the island in 410 and when St. Patrick comes in 433. Turns out St. Patrick isn't actually an ascended official! How disappointing. For unrelated reasons, Xie Lian returns to Briton, now thoroughly "invaded" (read: culturally integrated) by the Angles and Saxons. He putters around the island for a while longer before heading back to the mainland (read: was exiled to the mainland. For witchcraft. In a boat with rocks in the bottom (very pseudo-historical, as far as I know the 5th century Britons were most definitely not executing people for witchcraft. Witchcraft was a fun hobby they did on the side, not a crime. However, I’d like to see you see someone stand up after being shot in the eye and not throw him in the sea. Yeah, that’s what I thought)).

He hitches up with the Merovingians, who deeply appreciate his rockin' haircut. Clovis (famously brutal and murderous, but then again who isn't), however, Did Not appreciate his ability to walk off a stabbing. Clovis stabs Xie Lian a couple extra times to be sure, then cuts his head off and sets him on fire. It takes Xie Lian about a decade to come back from that, so now it’s 511 and Clovis is dead. Xie Lian decides that he should try some other place on for size.

He ends up in a catholic monastery in Spain. This is where he learns to read Latin, which will later help him learn to read Spanish, French, German, English, you name it. Obviously, he can't pay the entrance fee, so he's a lay brother doing grunt work. He's fine with this. Although he has gathered some knowledge of the local religion, it's not something he can afford to be questioned on (thankfully, literally no peasant ever was educated in the scriptures so he was fine). The atmosphere vaguely reminds him of Mt. Taicang (in literally the vaguest possible sense), and he wonders if this is what Mu Qing had to deal with.

Then the abbot notices he hasn't aged and decides that he's an angel sent by God. Xie Lian decides it's about time for a change of scenery. They've probably forgotten about him in Briton, right?

Unfortunately, he's not that lucky. The abbot isn't willing to let him go that easily, and he and his successors chase him around Spain until 711, at which point they have other problems. Xie Lian reaches Briton and joins another monastery because that was nice. Poverty, chastity, obedience, thy name is Xie Lian!

Fortunately, this monastery is more willing to "overlook" his lack of aging. Unfortunately, this monastery is Lindisfarne, and is destroyed by Vikings in 793. Noticing that Xie Lian doesn't die when killed, the Vikings decide that he's the mortal incarnation of Thor, obviously. They take him with them, fit him out with armor and weapons, and bring him back when they sack Westphalia. He doesn't like killing anyone, but that's fine with them! They're just glad to have the mortal incarnation of... probably not Thor with them! While Xie Lian is still upset that they killed all those monks, he's gotta admit this is the best people have treated him since... his first ascension... ah, shit, he's gotta get out of here. He’s been having too much fun, this was supposed to be penance, mental spiral, etc etc. Maybe just in a bit, though.

They keep asking him to stay just a bit longer, kill just one more sea monster, please, your holiness, until suddenly it's 911 and Rollo is sacking what will become Normandy. When the French king gives it to them as a "please stop, thanks," Xie Lian goes there with Rollo. Then he leaves. The newly dubbed Normans are sad, of course, but they can't keep holding their god back! In reality, Xie Lian is worried that his bad luck is going to catch up to him.

For a while, he falls back into his scrap collecting ways -except, it isn't as easy in medieval Europe. They live in small, insular communities that don't much like strangers. So he eventually decides to just... hide in the woods.

At this point, Feng Xin and Mu Qing have obviously realized that Xie Lian isn't in China anymore (if you're wondering how it took that long, it's because they got distracted by the Warring States Period and the trail went cold). So they follow legends of a strange looking man who didn't die when stabbed to Spain. However, Xie Lian isn't in Spain. He's in the part of the world that will eventually become Germany, trying to avoid being pressed into a Crusade. Yes, it is already 1096. Keep up.

He does end up going on the Crusade as a cook. That lasts a day before they decide to throw him on the frontlines to "soften up the Moors." Xie Lian fakes his death. I could choose a specific battle, but I don't particularly care to. It was probably Antioch. Fine, it was Antioch.

He spends some time in the Byzantine Empire, which is rapidly crumbling. He flees after the Sack of Constantinople in 1204, thankfully with only minimal injuries this time. But on his way out, he briefly sees Feng Xin and Mu Qing in the chaos, fighting on the side of the Byzantine Empire. They also see him, but he leaves before they can do anything about it.

So Xie Lian fucks off to a random island in the Mediterranean. This ends up being the Island of Rhodes. He stays there doing his little scrap collecting do da until 1306, when the Hospitallers move in. Shortly after that, they themselves are booted off to Malta in another invasion. Xie Lian goes with them, bc what the hell, these guys kinda suck, they deserve the bad luck.

Xie Lian is still in Malta when the Black Plague hits in 1349. It... brings some old wounds back up to the surface. Best to just forget about it. He sticks around, anyways.

The Inquisition begins in 1478. The Hospitallers start to give him funny looks. However, he is widely viewed as a living saint, so they don’t really do anything. Xie Lian fakes his death, then barricades himself into a cave and meditates for around fifty years before coming back out. No one recognizes him. He does this a couple more times, with varying lengths of meditation. He should probably just move on, but it’s awfully difficult to get on and off Malta. Also, it’s kind of nice there.

In 1565, Xie Lian almost single-handedly holds off the siege of Malta with the aid of the inhabitants while the Hospitallers cower in their monastery. Really, these monk guys have gone downhill over the centuries. Of course, the Hospitallers and Ottomans rewrite the narrative, but who would expect any less? The truth is just embarrassing for everyone involved.

In a rare stroke of luck, Xie Lian leaves the island after the siege. Just a few short years later, in 1573, the Inquisition moves in.

It is now 1615. Xie Lian is very tired. He returns to the mainland after the siege, and now everyone is fighting over something called "indulgences." He wants to go home. He does go home! Jun Wu finds him immediately, oops. He'd been watching Mt. Taicang (insane behavior, it's been 2,000 years bro) and obviously noticed when Xie Lian went to pay respects to his parents. Xie Lian narrowly escapes and runs as far as he possibly can. Your pick whether it’s just because of the stalker-ish behavior or a Bai Wuxiang reveal. Either way, he runs all the way to the New World.

Of course, he doesn’t have the money to just... book a ship there. He signs on as an indentured servant. What are a few years off his life anyways? Unfortunately, before that can happen, he gets mugged and accidentally murders the guy. Instead of being an indentured servant in exchange for land, he is instead working off his debt to the guy's family. Which is fine, of course.

It's not, in fact, fine. After his service is done, he once more fucks off to the woods. At this point, however, most Native Americans know to be wary of foreigners, so he keeps to himself. If he gets shot by mistake a few times, it's fine, he shakes it off. At least they aren't guns. In most cases. He'll take what he can get.

He finds a cave. He meditates in the cave. He doesn't come out until 1850. It's almost being in the coffin again, except he can leave anytime. He just. Doesn't.

The shackle around his neck cracks slightly under the force of spiritual power he’s cultivated. He doesn’t notice.

The world of 1850 is very different than the world of 1650. Manifest Destiny is real and thriving. Suddenly the relatively friendly local tribes have been replaced by a bunch of other, less friendly people. The mountain used to be called Maskwa Wac, but now it’s Bear Mountain and Xie Lian is in Connecticut, apparently??? Mostly people call him strange names when he tries to ask questions, so he avoids them.

He isn’t used to people anymore. They aren’t exactly willing to get used to him, either. Centuries of dirt don’t wash out with a single bath. After two centuries in a cave, he has to relearn how to talk, write, and generally interact with the world. Culture has changed, language has changed, the entire world has changed. Xie Lian is exactly the same.

In 1863, Xie Lian finally manages to get a job. It’s gotten significantly harder to live without a job, so that’s good (maybe he should invest in this newfangled “identification” thing). Building the trans-continental railroad is a great gig for someone like Xie Lian. He’s strong and more than willing to work. The pay isn’t bad.

Unfortunately, some boulders fall on him after a misplaced TNT blast and his coworkers leave him for dead. But hey, hadn’t he heard of something called a “Gold Rush” talked about nostalgically in bars? He’s pretty sure it’s over now, but it’s worth a shot. He’s already partway there.

He only gets mauled by like three bears on the way over. It was good that he’d seen a few before at that point, or else he’d probably think they were yao. He also got shot several more times, whether by Native Americans or settlers.

The people out West hadn’t gotten a forty-niner in decades, but they’re willing to give him odd jobs mopping at bars and fixing fences and such. It’s almost nostalgic. They hear news about the South seceding and the war that follows, but it isn’t something that really affects them all the way out here. Xie Lian is glad to avoid it.

After only a couple years, he decides to go back to the East Coast. He doesn’t want to bring bad luck on these people’s heads, after all. He accidentally zig-zags down into Mexico and into South America, then overcompensates back up into Canada before finally making it to New York City.

It’s 1910. Almost the moment he steps foot in the city, he gets hit by a car. Somewhat delirious, he mistakes the car for a demon(?) and tries to kill it.

Insane asylums are not fun.

The important part is that he eventually gets out (or that’s what he tells himself). He doesn’t have the motivation to bother with a job anymore, so he bums it on the streets collecting scraps like he used to. Problem is, there’s a lot more homeless people in the post-Industrial world than the pre-Industrial one. Lots of competition for food and shelter. Usually, if it comes to a fight, Xie Lian just lets the other guy have whatever it is. It’s not like it’s life or death for Xie Lian, after all.

He gets picked up by the police, who aren’t so bad yet. Corrupt, yes, but this isn’t the Gilded Age anymore. They drop him off with a referral to work in a car factory (Xie Lian didn’t know whether to laugh or cry) and only a few bruises.

Machinery, ah... it tends to... break around him. He doesn’t last long at his new job. Neither does his job last long with him as an employee. The factory burns down. The owner has Xie Lian dropped in a river with rocks tied to his ankles. What goes around comes around, really.

In 1917, Xie Lian is drafted into WWI. So, of course, he ends up in the trenches. He’s just glad that he’s basically immune to every disease known to man. Most of his comrades aren’t so lucky.

This isn’t the type of war Xie Lian remembers fighting in -though his memories are a bit blurry at this point. They fight for inches of ground in exchange for hundreds of lives in muddy, dismal conditions. The mud kills almost more than the bombs do.

The despair is the same. That much never changes.

Xie Lian leaves. He had to. No amount of martial prowess could help stop this war. Perhaps strategy would, but even if they let some random soldier into the war room, Xie Lian wouldn’t know how to strategize with modern guns, let alone tear gas.

Feng Xin and Mu Qing are still looking for Xie Lian, of course. But the trail went cold years ago.

Hua Cheng is holding on to his existence by his fingernails these days. He’s expanded his influence globally, but he still can’t find His Highness anywhere. Ghosts everywhere tread on eggshells. In one night, he replaces every single carving and painting of Jesus in Europe with one of Xie Lian. The papacy is in an uproar, taking it as a sign from God Himself. The only person who doesn’t find it funny is Xie Lian, who is very confused. Also white supremacists. They don’t like it very much either (that just makes it funnier). It turns out that Xie Lian has been canonized as a saint a few separate times over the centuries. “His bones”/relics are in six separate churches. People start freaking out. A large portion of the Catholic church believes that Xie Lian is either Jesus (and that the rapture had already happened centuries ago) or the Antichrist. This causes a massive schism in Protestant and Catholic churches alike. Islam becomes the main Abrahamic religion. Xie Lian does his level best to ignore the people bowing to him in the streets and shaves his hair off with a bowie knife.

On another note, Jun Wu gave up on finding Xie Lian centuries ago. Turns out Xianle was just a spot of mud on his Heavenly canvas after all.

This is good. It means when Xie Lian sprints his way back across the world, Jun Wu isn’t watching Mt. Taicang anymore. Xie Lian, still a martial god, makes it there in a week at top speed. However, Mt. Taicang isn’t the same as it used to be. There’s a fence around the base, and big fancy houses everywhere. When Xie Lian touches the fence, it shocks him as if he’s been struck by lightning and he blacks out for a second. His first thought is that it’s some type of array (that some other cultivation sect has set up there, an optimistic voice whispers deep in his heart), but it’s just an electric fence of course. He climbs over.

His parents’ well is full of cement.

Xie Lian returns to the trenches. He was only gone for three weeks. His excuse is that there was a messed-up transfer. No one believes him, so he gets court martialed for desertion. It doesn’t go through. If he’d deserted, why would he ever go back to the trenches?

Eventually, he goes back to America. It was the furthest he could possibly get from his problems, after all.

It’s nice to be able to write “homeless veteran” on his signs. The police bother him less. Well, slightly less. People keep saying the economy is bad, but it’s always been bad for Xie Lian. He barely notices the differences anymore. He barely notices anything.

Then another war starts. Eventually, in 1942, Xie Lian is picked up and thrown into an internment camp. He isn’t Japanese, but he can’t exactly say he’s from Xianle, a long dead country no one has ever heard of. This is actually a massive turn in luck, because he meets Banyue and Pei Xiu in the camp. They’ve also been mistaken for Japanese, because that’s what a... misinformed forger put on their green cards when they got off Angel Island.

They all got out in 1946. Pei Xiu manages to get a low-paying job, but Banyue struggles to find work for her skillset (snakes) and Xie Lian still doesn’t have any identification. Pei Xiu quickly loses his job, and they all end up homeless again.

They’re at Stonewall when the riots start in 1969. The first brick was thrown by Marsha P. Johnson, the second by Sylvia Rivera, and the third by Shi Qingxuan, who now goes by Shi Xuan. They’ve had a bit of a rough time of it over the centuries since his brother was killed and they were knocked from Heaven, even losing an arm and leg, but they were kept immortal by her Ghost King. They don’t ever talk to each other, but Shi Xuan knows he’s watching. How else is she still alive? (If she keeps his camps close to waterfronts... well, that’s just their preference. Nothing to do with the head she can sometimes spy poking over the waves).

Shi Xuan recognizes Pei Xiu, but he recognizes nothing of the once-glorious Wind Master in them. She hits it off with Xie Lian and joins their group.

Technology is changing. Everything in the world is closer than it used to be. Privacy is quickly becoming a non-concept, especially for homeless people. There are cameras everywhere. Xie Lian, Banyue, Pei Xiu, and Shi Xuan don’t have access to this sort of technology.

Jun Wu, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Hua Cheng do. In 2003, a video of a homeless man telling a police officer off goes viral on LiveJournal and MySpace. On a completely unrelated note, several immortals show up in various American cities. Jun Wu is contemplating moving the Heavenly Court. Scientists are calling the sudden outburst of silver butterflies an invasive species.

It’s 2005, and Xie Lian hops onto the subway. It has been 2,803 years since he was banished. In an empty subway car, he meets a Ghost King in red.

#please don't take this too seriously #this is crack thinly veiled with angst #or angst thinly veiled with crack?#one of those #tgcf #modern au #canon divergence #if anyone sees any timeline mistake lmk #it's been a while since I got my history minor and Wikipedia is only so helpful

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nijigasakilove · 3 months

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Yumiella and Patrick are such a power couple. I love them sm 😩

She’s gotta stop injuring him during these training exercises tho 🤣. At least she’s always good for a heal afterwards. But why did they censor the healing scene? What type of freaky stuff are those dark arms doing lol

“I promise I’ll never look down on you or dislike you because of your hair color” Aw, Patrick is so sweet. As someone who’s been bullied for his hair colour, he can really empathise with Yumiella and knows there’s way more to her than just her power and hair. It must be so nice for Yumiella to finally have someone who talks to her normally. Everyone else is either afraid or detests her.

And of course she repays him by sending him flying again during the training exercises 😂 she’s gotta start focusing more on those sparring matches so she doesn’t hurt people.

No surprise the teacher put Yumiella on healing duty for this lesson. Even though the magic flute was great for the students’ development, they weren’t mentally prepared for that.

Another censored healing scene.. wtf are those dark magic arms doing. Everyone looks flustered as hell when it happens

The prince is really starting to get on my nerves. Alicia is a big enough girl to ask her own questions and here goes this loser getting between she and Yumiella as if Alicia didn’t approach her first. Yumiella’s monologue during that scene was pretty sad. She must feel really alone. Can’t fit in at school, can’t fit in outside of school.. good thing Patrick stepped in and stood up for her! We’ve never seen her smile like that before. Can’t wait to see their relationship continue to develop

#akuyaku #akuyakulv99 #akuyaku reijou level 99 #villainess level 99 #villainess level 99: i may be the hidden boss but i'm not the demon lord #animanga hive #animanga #animangahive

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tom-is-online · 6 months

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I had this toy of shadow as a child or one similar and I did not know wtf black doom was.

So he may or may not have been assigned the role of Patrick Star.

I do not know either

#i was like in my spongebob era and i needed a Patrick so i used the next best thing #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #shadow #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #black doom #tomisonline

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2024 for the Harkles is off to a Grand Start!!! by u/alreadydoneit01

2024 for the Harkles is off to a Grand Start!!! I just can't with these two. Something is really wrong with these lunatics. It has been ten days since 2024 and the drama they serve up is jsut out of this world.First the GG-Madame is noticeable absent with all the suits stars present. All ignore her-saying they don't have her number or just ask Who when asked about Meagain. except the one sugar Patrick. They mock her and Harold mercilessly on stage. What does Madame do-she releases two PR puff pieces right away. The first one says her security needs would inconvenience the whole of Hollywood gathered and so she decided not to show up. Then she releases her next PR puff piece claiming she was invited to the GG but due to other commitments couldn't go. WTF?This debacle is enough to make us hide the rest of the year. But ah-Harold now. He was snubbed form the Sandhurst book . What does he do-take stock , wonder what wrong and course correct. NOOOOOOOOOO. He buys some Aviation legends award that is to be given in meghan's favorite haunt-the Beverly Hills hotel. Like WTF???????? This is such a joke award that I can't believe the presenters/hosts went along with it. What exactly did he contribute to aviation that he is considered a legend. The jokes just write themselves.I know something is wrong with these two. But just standard narc stuff cannot describe the lunacy that is the harkles. They are a special category. I mean who would behave in this manner and why? At this stage what exactly are they trying to achieve. All they do is evoke greater laughs and becoming bigger laughing stocks-if that is even possible. They are beyond comprehension for a simple minded fool like me!! post link: https://ift.tt/isNWeQH author: alreadydoneit01 submitted: January 10, 2024 at 11:43PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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k-chips · 1 year

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Late ask, but just wtf is Sanremo? All I can tell it's something Catholic and has to do with a Saint, but based on the chaos I saw in your reblogs, it also isn't?? The Italian part of me needs to know, mainly because it makes sense for a festival about a Saint to be insane, seeing as many stories about them are pretty insane (read in a children's book on St. Francis of Aussi that when he accepted God's call he stripped naked and strolled out of town, while heard St. Patrick once cursed a group of people being jerks to be werewolves (he asked God to help him out and God was like "Yeah I'll grant you a solid my dude")

So, what is Sanremo??

Oh my gosh. What did you ask. You opened Hell.

(Sorry, this is a bit long but it's funny af)

Nono it's not something Catholic, it's called Sanremo because it takes place in Sanremo, a city in Liguria.

Sanremo it's the "Festival of the italian song" (people can only sing in Italian, that's one of the rules)

[[Before this edition of Sanremo started I found a very cool, funny and useful guide for non italians that explained what is Sanremo and how it works, you can find it here]]

[[since that's for last year, here's also the thread for this year edition, just to see what changed]]

But, basically, it's a musical competition where we decide who's gonna represent Italy in Eurovision. Sanremo is way older than Eurovision toh, at first it was just a competition on its own but then they decided to use it for Eurovision too.

The reason why it looks so chaotic it's because IT IS CHAOTIC XD at least it has been for the past 4 years, it became so much fun to watch. So many funny things happened.

We once had this guy, Morgan, who changed his lyric to insult the guy who was gonna sing with him, Bugo. And this poor guy just straight up left the stage and DISAPPEARED for the rest of the night 💀

This was the host's reaction

(I love this guy lol he's so funny)

Or every time someone does something very homoerotic on stage, just because. Especially the two hosts we had for the past 3 years, the ones in the pic above. (we ship them so much. FOR FUN, shipping real people is gross)

Here they were dancing... :'D

Here with some cool wigs

They're so silly lol

OK I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH AHAH

There are a lot of other things, some scandals here and there (mostly right wing italians being scandalized), cool songs, a bit of sexism (we're working on it), some good feminism and LGBT+ and some more funny moments, like the host (the guy with the blonde wig) that this year started using Instagram to be "Less boomer" and was doing live streams during the festival (hilariously and adorably cringe) but I don't want to bore you ahah

Anyway, the links I left here are very funny threads on Twitter if you want to read something faster and more funny

(SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH. I was on the train and to walk home so I didn't have time to check everything I wrote)

#sanremo 2023 #Sanremo #italian stuff #amadeus #fiorello #chiara ferragni #gianni morandi #maneskin #ask

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Hello~ maybe this is a weird request so you are free to ignore it. Basically i'm rewatching st from season 1 and i was imagining something about Eddie and y/n who is from the Hawkins lab like El without a name but with superpowers, but they're the same age shes not a child. And Eddie meets her and takes care of her like Mike did to El (i'd prefer a female reader, but if you keep gender neutral its okay i dont mind). I know Brenner had all children at the lab, so wtf is a grown girl doing in there lol, but maybe shes a special case o something? Idk, i like to think it like that. (And maybe she escaped before Eleven and the massacre, because she wanted to save her the other children). I know this is long and complicated and if you think you cant write it, i understand, you are free to ignore it, no problem^^

Soooo...

I'll here leave a second request but easier: basically about eddie and y/n (est.relationship), who is a member of the hellfire club, hiding together from the basketball team and the police. Maybe a protective eddie + the scene from ep5 when vecna kills patrick at the lake.

Like i said, you are free to ignore this but i still thank you if you'll do it^^

⟶ request from @ffishandchipss

⟶ summary: after escaping the lab you wander around the woods of Hawkins. Getting lost and a boy with curly hair and the biggest, brown eyes finding you was never in your plans. Not that you mind.

⟶ Eddie Munson x f!reader

⟶ reader has powers (mind control and telekinesis), reader is same age as Eddie

⟶ a/n: this is one of my first requests and i feel so honored and happy someone sent this ! I'm hoping it's to your liking @ffishandchipss ♡ not one of my best but it's so hard to write Eddie for no reason 😭 loved this request & I'm sorry it turned out so bad 😀

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You rip away from the nurse trying to hold you back from escaping but failing just as everyone else. The blood under your nose is smeared over your chin and lips, some of it already dried and unpleasant.

The woman has a scared look on her face, not being able to mask it with confidence. She knows what's to come when you still in her strong grip and make eye contact. You practically see the picture you're building in her mind. Blood is flooding the floor and when she looks at her hands, there's blood staining them - no space that isn't covered by the thick red liquid.

You hear her breath quickening and her grip loosen, her eyes rolled to the back of her head. You use the moment to your advantage and dart off into the direction of the cellar where the tube lays. One of the nurses had made you get something from down here when you discovered the sure way out of this prison.

You had waited for the perfect moment to escape and it came this morning when one of the others accidentally hurt Dr. Brenner. At first, you called him "papa" as all of the kids are instructed but the older you grew the less you called him that.

He was a greedy, crazy man and he didn't deserve the power he held. You give the familiar surroundings one last look before getting on your knees and crawling through the pipe. The floor is rusty and it scrapes your knees open - but if you concentrate enough you can hear birds chirping and wind blowing.

After some time, probably about ten minutes, you start seeing light. You could cry from relief, because you just escaped. It was over. You wouldn't have to sleep on uncomfortable, wiry beds anymore. No weird tests.

You lose a tear when you're at the end of the pipe.

In front of you are acres of forest floor, plants and flowers all around. You dare look around, seeing the hulking building of the laboratories in the far distance. You crawl out and stand up, your knees cracking from effort and your vision lightly swimming from the lack of water and food.

You don't care, starting to run through all the trees which are adorned with healthy green leaves. Bees, birds and other small animals buzz around you and the sun is in the middle of the blue sky. The air is fresh and it's warm.

You hear some noise and get closer, hiding behind trees after every step. There were people. You approach closer and see a group sitting at a picnic table. It stank of alcohol and something else that caused a light headache. They were listening to music and had messy hair. One of them got up on the table, his voice loud. "They call us freaks because we like to play a fantasy game, meanwhile they throw balls through laundry baskets as a hobby!" The group cheers him on and you smile a little at the fun they were having.

The boy with long, curly hair sits back down with his front to your direction and you can make out his face. He has big brown eyes and a small stubble on his chin. His smile is- cute? You're fascinated by all the alcohol they have and the smoke that rises from a few of them. You'd seen cans and bottles like this on TV during one of the rare instances you were allowed to watch it.

The sun reaches beneath the leaves of the trees and it momentarily blinds you. Stepping back, you feel something crunch under your foot. It's loud as it crinkles and your heart stops. The talking stops and about eight heads turn your way.

The flimsy material of the hospital gown flutters a little in the pleasant breeze. You still, panicking. The boy you'd watched before gets up and comes closer. Your first reflex is flinching back, cowering away from him.

He stops and lifts his hands next to his head. "Hey I'm not gonna touch you or anything. Are you from school?" He asks and, gosh - why was his voice attractive, too? You look in his eyes and gulp. "Lab. Bad guys." You say your vocabulary a bit on the smaller side.

"Lab? Do y'all know what she means?" The boy turns to his friends and they shrug or shake their heads, apart from one of them. "Dude, do you know this big building in the south? It's like grey and there's a fence all around it." Was he with Dr. Brenner?

You step further away and look at the guy with fear visible on your face. You try gathering concentration to make him see something but it's all too much and you whip your head back to look at the curly head.

"Is that where you're from?" His voice is gentle and he leans down a bit, the silver chains hanging from his neck clanking together. You nod because after all you could just make them forget if this went wrong, right?

"Shit," he curses with wonder on his face. " Are your parents there?" you stay silent at the mention of parents and his gaze turns pitiful. "Alright, how old are you?"

You weren't 100 percent sure but you should be about 19 now. You open your mouth and answer him. "Alright that means we're the same age. Do you wanna go to the police or something? They'll know what to do." You don't pay attention because all of a sudden one of the guys that had been the loudest jumps in front of you. Flinching violently you defend yourself in the only way you know; your powers. He's thrown against the tree and the ticklish feeling in your nose comes back.

Someone curses in the background and you realize that you're screwed now. You try to even your breathing but it doesn't work.

Eddie shouts out a swear at the guy flying against the tree before he fixes his eyes back on the girl with a buzz cut. Her nose started bleeding and her hands shook as she clenched the thin material of the gown she's wearing.

"Alright, let's, uh, fuck-" ze tries thinking of where to bring her, especially when she's as scared of everything and everyone as she is right now. Whatever happened to her back at the 'lab' definitely scarred her - and not only mentally he realizes when a few bruises and scratch wounds on your shoulders get revealed at your movement.

"Hey, I'll get you away from here- from them, yeah?" Is the first thing coming to his mind and he holds out a hand. She eyes it suspiciously before taking it, her hand significantly smaller than his. The many rings are cold against her hand and she lets one if her fingers glide over the cold metal.

"Do you like them?" Eddie asks, a small smile tugging at his lips. She's sweet. He thinks and watches as she nods, looking up. "Can I… take it?" Her voice is barely audible but soft and pleasant to the ears. "Yeah, sure, lemme-" he holds her hand in his other one and takes a ring of his finger. "You like this one?"

She smiles, flustered, and nods. "Pretty."

"Yeah," he agrees and slides the ring on her thumb. It fits perfectly and she lifts her hand, admiring the way it looks in her. She holds it next to her face and makes eye contact. "You like?"

If he didn't know any better he'd think she looked a bit mischievous at the red on his cheeks and his quick nods.

"Okay, you see that? That's my car. I live a bit further away so I can't walk here." He explains, and watches out for any students. When he doesn't see any he takes your hand and leads you to his car. He opens the door for you, suppressing a proud grin when you get in with a blush high on your cheeks.

He sees you trying to pull the dress over your thighs, the material way too short. He takes off the flannel he wears under the denim jacket and places it over your exposed legs. "Here. Comfortable?" He asks and you nod, mumbling a 'thanks'.

He gets in the driver's seat and puts the key in the ignition before speeding off. He leaves the radio turned off in case it makes you nervous or something, just to watch you turn it on and turn up the volume. AC/DC blasts through the car and with wonder he watches you bop your head to the screaming guitars and drums, a barely-there, shy smile builds on your face when you look at him.

He sings the next lyrics with a big grin and watches as the girl with the buzz cut and questionable history copies him more quietly.

They race past houses, fields and more trees while simply enjoying loud music.

Stopping in front of his and his uncle's trailer he turns the volume of the radio down and leans against his seat. "Didn't know we had something in common." He grins and twirls a strand of his hair around his pointer finger. You smile at him, a bit more confident in the way you carry yourself now.

"Alright, I live with my uncle but he's at work until, like, 9 PM. It's 2 now so we can order some pizza?" Your eyes practically sparkle at the mention of the greasy food and he chuckles. "That's a yes, right?" You nod, a pleased smile still on your face.

"Okay, let's get out of the car and I'll show you my place and order some pizza." He suggests and the girl nods once again.

The teens get out of the car and in the trailer.

later that day

Sitting on the floor, head propped up against his small shelf, he inspects the thin girl laying in his bed - blanket wrapped around her body up to her chin. Her arm held the blanket up and he smiled at the way his sweatshirt was way too big on you. As soon as you'd gotten more comfortable he offered you to take something from his closet and you chose his "Hellfire Club" shirt. He grinned when you put it on.

What the fuck did he actually think when taking a random orphan home with him? Not only would his uncle absolutely kill him but if someone came searching for him he'd be absolutely fucked, without a question.

But how in the world would he be able to send you away or something? He didn't like to admit it but he was already smitten with the strange girl.

next week

"Alright, this is Chief Hopper. He'll help us with your situation." Eddie introduces the tall man with a Cowboy hat?

You hide a bit behind Eddie, his familiar scent wafting around you. If he liked the guy, this Hopper wouldn't be any danger you guessed and nodded towards the Chief.

"Where'd she come from?" Hopper asks at the realization that you wouldn't talk much. "I honestly have no idea. About a week ago she just stood by the place we always hang, behind school in the woods."

In the days you'd gotten to know him, you learned he was a totally goofy, guitar playing idiot. You've come to appreciate his silly character, so the seriousness threw you off a bit.

"Okay, did she not say anything about where she came from or why she was in the woods in- what'd you say? Hospital gown?" Eddie nods.

"Well she said like two things. One was 'bad guys' and the other 'lab'. We assumed she meant this weird building all the way behind the woods. Ya know with the fence around it." The police officer nods. "You heard about the rotten pumpkins 'round Halloween last year?" Eddie nods, "Came from that lab. We don't know what they're doing there but you gotta keep her safe if she escaped with wounds. I'll check up on her every once a while and see that she can go to school with you, yeah?"

Eddie agrees and says goodbye to the man, watching him drive away and only leaving a cloud of dust behind.

"Music?" you ask, putting a bit of distance between you and him.

"You want me to play again?" He's quite proud to say that since you first heard him play you've been asking him to play for you again and again.

By now it was a small ritual that at least once a day he played your favorite song for you.

He leads you back to his bedroom and you two sit down in his bed, him taking his guitar in his arms and starting the first few notes of the song.

He watches you close your eyes, gently swaying to the song. His admiration for you wasn't a secret, yet it surprised him again and again how much he wants to keep you with him. So far it's been very chill - barely anything happened out here and even if it didn't concern you or him.

When he finished you clap a few times before settling down. He bows jokingly with his hand gesturing wildly, his hair swaying with the movement.

It's about two more weeks later that Hopper comes back to check up on you.

"I've checked the lab but they're really secretive. I couldn't find anything but normal testing on all kinds of stuff but they're also not searching for anyone. So she's safe for now."

Eddie sighs out of relief and sags back in his seat. "That's good to hear, thanks, Chief." they say their goodbyes before Eddie is left alone with you. He hears the shower turn off and a minute later you're stepping out of the bathroom, one of his sweaters pulled over your form. As he's taller and generally more muscular the clothing is too big. He sucks in a breath when you walk past him, sending him a confused glance.

"Uh-" he tries forming a sentence, the words getting stuck in his throat when you tilt your head.

He watches as you huff amused, "I heard. You're cute." He gapes at you saying that all of a sudden because what?

You think he's cute? He's internally freaking out, awkwardly putting his hands in his pockets. "Yeah. Right. Thanks." He clears his throat and looks everywhere but at you, trying to find something to talk about instead of this.

You lean against the wall and cross your arms, eyes fixed on the boy in front of you. "I want to go out." You state and wait for a reply. He's a bit surprised at the request - after all you seemed very content just here for the past few weeks.

"Need to show you something." You add and he just nods quickly. "You can just go whenever, you know? You're not trapped here or anything." What if you thought you weren't allowed to leave? He panics a little because it had definitely never been his intention to just imprison you here.

"I know. Like it here." Coming closer to him he nervously licks his lips, while holding eye contact with you. "I was at school. Looked for you. What is…" you think, not remembering how it was exactly called. He waits, basically endeared by the scrunch of your eyebrows and the tapping of your finger against your arm from where your arms are crossed.

"Ah! D&D! What is that?"

He sputters - so you really were there. He smiles and tugs you to the sofa with him, launching into an explanation about the fantasy game he loved so much.

"I want to play, too."

"Yeah- I, we can teach you. You can come and we'll show you. But they can be real douchebags sometimes. So-" your eyebrows are raised in a questioning way. "If they are not nice, why do you like them?"

He snorts because yes, why was he friends with them?

"Well, you know. Not everyone likes me or how I behave." He explains, "They think I'm too loud or I do weird things and- best of all, they're convinced I'm the leader of a cult." He laughs to himself though there's a bit of loneliness about him when he talks about his situation.

Reaching a hand to his and taking it in yours you sigh. "Some people are boring. They don't like me, either." You think of the nurses that were specifically rude to you and to all the times the doctors hurt you.

He tries interrupting you but you stop him with a simple look. "I'm different. And they are afraid. Makes them mean."

"Why are you different?" He asks. You chuckle and take one if his hair strands between your fingers twirling it. "I can show you." It's a whisper and his curiosity kicks in. "If you want, for sure."

You close your eyes and focus on what you want him to see. You build the picture of him playing his guitar in your mind, making sure he sees it too. "That's how I see you." At that comment he flinches back a little. "What- what do you mean?"

It's too late now you think, regretting showing him because what if he didn't accept this? What if he thought of you as a freak too?

You snap your eyes open and the picture crumbles. "I can.. I can make people see things." Is your only explanation as silence takes over the room.

"Sorry but I don't get what you meant there's no way you-" pulling your hand from his you look at the wall, mugs adorning tons of hooks and shelves.

"No, I don't get- you can't show me things per, mind? That's impossible!"

"Eddie…" your voice is pained when you look at him. He seems as if he thinks you're crazy - which he probably does. "Please believe me." he laughs a little crazily and looks at the ceiling. "Look, y/n," you turn your head to him, the ring on your finger getting heavier by the second. "You can't tell me-" at that moment the door is being kicked open and a few men in suits walk in. "Five?" One of them asks and you stand up, hiding Eddie behind you.

"Leave." You threaten, raising a hand. "You, what the fuck! Get out of my house, dude!" Eddie yells and gestures around wildly. "Quiet." The man says, fixing his gun in Eddie's direction. Your breath stops for a second and your voice is low, "Don't hurt him." The man looks at you like you're crazy, removing the safety from the weapon.

"Yo, what? Man, I didn't even do anything!" He cries out, hands next to his head. "Sit down." The man forces hik, gesturing to the ouch with his gun.

"Go. Now." You threaten one last time. When they don't listen but instead start circling you,.you raise a hand towards the main person, he swallows and tries to keep his cool, ultimately losing when you send him flying out the door. A gun is being held in your direction but you just fling it out of his grip.

One of the men gets you, ramming his fist in your side. You make an oof sound, breath being kicked out of your lungs. "Y/n!" Eddie yells before getting up and kicking the man straight in his stomach.

You use the moment of him being down and push him out of the door and down the veranda.

When you win against the last me, Eddie turns to you. His lip is busted and a wild look is in his eyes.

You breathe heavily and he reaches out to wipe away the blood under your nose with his sleeve. "You weren't lying. Well. This is kinda crazy." You giggle before grabbing him by the collar and pulling him against your body, kissing him.

For a second he stays unresponsive before putting his arms around your hips, tilting his head. When you part you lay your head on his chest with a smile.

"Does that mean I can sleep in my bed again?" He asks, mischief clear on his face when you realize he suggests you two share a bed.

You ended up letting him lay next to you, his arm slinging over your waist as you played with his hair. He enjoys the gentle touches and after a while you settle down. "Tired." He agrees and pulls you against his chest - one hand drawing shapes on your back. Falling asleep in Eddie's arms is different than anything else you've ever experienced. The way he holds you so gently and with so much care alone could make your heart burst but him talking in his sleep probably takes the crown. You giggle and boop his nose. He acts offended and does the same, but pecks all over your face instead of just your nose.

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things x reader #stranger things imagine #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x y/n

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binging everything judgment day pt3

Raw 6/6/22 Cody’s tits exploded. Man Finn had to join Judgment Day in that shithole town called green bay that sucks. When Finn says “finally i see clearly” it sounds like shit directly from an irish glasses ad.

Bliss vs Doudrop vs Morgan vs Ripley. Rhea Ripley fucks up her face. Brace face Rhea incoming. Brace face riptides Niven to win and fight Belair at MITB (which never happens because of her teeth and a brain injury. She doesn’t have another match until october of 22)

Raw 6/13/22 kevin patrick interviews bianca and rhea interrupts. A nice segment with Judgment Day, also Rhea roasts kansas lmao. Hi braceface hehe. Masochist Rhea? And I love it when she talks all calmly like a cultist it’s hot. That’s all judgment day does on this show as the main event is *checks notes* a pose-down between austin theory and bobby lashley? WTF? WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Main event 6/20/22 mysterios(w) vs judgment day. MY BIRTHDAY!! Wow judment day has come a long way. Rey mysterio being on the main event is fucking wild. Damian and Finn DO NOT have an entrance down yet lol. DOM IS SO TINY. Damian finally gets his new pants. Why the fuck does the main event have ad breaks? Finn and Damian just beat the shit out of Dom. Aja looking cunty af. Its called a dq even tho this shit happens in every match. Where Mami? I’m more confused at the end than anything.

Raw 6/20/22 Bianca announces rhea is not medically cleared to fight her at MITB and thats all folks.

Raw 6/27/22 i accidentally thought there was nothing judgment day here but i was wrong priest balor and the mysterious have a backstage confrontation. THE IDEA HAS BEEN PLANTED REY IS A BAD FATHER LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Raw 7/4/22 mysterios(w) vs judgment day. July 4th I sure hope don’t I don’t see a ton of america propaganda. Pre-match promo from rey and dom. SUPRISE ATTACK. Damian and Finn ‘pearl harbor’ dom and rey before the match. It was a raw match, nothing special but Rey does an eddie and gets the win via dq.

Damian and Finn beat up rey and dom dom after the match I bet this won’t last for nearly 3 months.

7/11/22 Rey vs. Finn(w). suit daddy Damian is back we are so up. Finn saying “you’re a bad father” with his accent is so fucking funny “YOU’RE A BAD FODDER!” lmao. Rey took a nasty fuckin bump in this match holy shit. Finn wins and they try to manipulate Dom again.

7/18/22 Damian(w) vs. Rey. match starts during a commercial break wtf is that. mysterios wearing my high school colors lol. Damian wins fairly clean and Rey takes the razors edge nasty as fuck god damn. Dom gets bitched around by Damian and Finn… dirty thoughts are all I know.

Damian and Finn say Dom failed ‘the test’ and that he should’ve used a chair to hit his dad.

Ok so I was skipping to Dom and Rey’s reaction to what Damian and Finn said and byron was talking to corey about when he beat him for the 24/7 title and Corey said “that’s why I drink.” LMAO I WOULD TOO. Anywho the Mysterios cut a pretty basic promo.

Raw 7/25/22 mysterio start out with a promo on the 20 years that he’s had in wwe.

Mysterios(w) vs. Judgment day. WILL YOU STOP STARTING MATCHES IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK WTF VINCE. Balor hit the nastiest clothesline of all time on Rey lmao. Mysterios win but not really cleanly.

Mysterios celebrate… but who gives a fuck because PAPI RHEA IS IN THIS BITCH! And ofc she’s beating up Dom. Finn with the line of all time “IT’S NOT YOUR ANNIVERSARY IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!”. Rey gets tabled… (come tooesday).

SummerSlam 7/30/22 Mysterios(w) vs. Judgment Day. (Rey’s personal sponsors are why this match happened.) PAPI! Rey with the fucking beer mask lmaoooooooooo. Some people started a ‘we want tables’ chant to which the rest of the stadium responded with a ‘shut the fuck up’ chant. RHEA HURTS DOM AGAIN (rhea hurting dom counter: 2) Edge did not need all of that for a comeback. And the Mysterios still without a clean win over judgment day.

#damian priest #dominik mysterio #rhea ripley #the judgement day #wwe #finn balor

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night-unfurls-its-splendour · 1 year

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Phantom of the Opera: 25th Anniversary at the Royal Albert Hall

Live Commentary (feat @l10ng1rl highlighted in blue)

I do know that there were restrictions placed by the venue and the fact that it was televised but that's not gonna stop me from commenting on how lame they are.

Also **spoilers** we hate on Hadley Fraser's Raoul a lot in here. I know that much of this may not actually be Hadely Fraser's fault: the direction also has to be considered. This did come out a year after Love Never Dies premiered, and Raoul's character there is less than princely. It occurs to me that this may have impacted the direction/interpretation of his character here. Or not, who knows? All this to say, we're not actually hating on Hadley here, just this particular execution of the character. But also if you like this particular Raoul (not just Hadley Fraser), please do tell me why, I would be fascinated to know.

- Not me watching the 25th anniversary and being very sad that Earl Carpenter is in it and not as the Phantom

- Oh no! NINETEEN SEASONS? NINETEEN? they really dumped it on Carlotta here didn't they?

- I miss the elephant

- Madame Giry is Uber creepy here

- oh i see why you hate this Raoul

- I'm so glad I'm not the only one hating that Raoul 🤣🤣🤣

- I'm proud to announce that @l10ng1rl and I are founding the official Hadley Fraser as Raoul Haters Club

- They couldn't have done a regular dressing room set?

- "CHRISTINE DAAÉ! Where iiiis your red Skhhhafff?"

- Fucking hell he looks at her like she's something to eat

- Yeah no Hadely Fraser's Raoul is disgusting. He's got rape face I hate it

- I can't with this LED screen mirror

- Sierra's vibrato is really amazing. And I'm not gonna say she's the best Christine, like, ever, but that high-note is really chilling.

- RING! CLEAR RING SHOT! OMALAWD

- Ooh damn she cross-eyed

- "Music shall surround you

Hear it, feel it

Closing in around you"

I was warned about this, but I cannot believe how unpoetic this is. Go back to caress/possess, you cowards!

- Ok I do like when a phantom has to scramble a little to cover her with the cloak he's so cute

- WHY IS HE NOT IN HIS CAP AND GOWN? How is a banyan going to hurt the Albert Hall?!

- OOF HE GRABBED HER THROAT OH MY GOSH

- AND THEN HE THROWS HER! ERIK! BAD! BAD PHANTOM!

- Raoul may not have been with Christine that night be he was defo planning on it based on the way he was looking at her in that dressing room 😖🤮

- look everyone knows Raoul de Chagny is my punching bag, and I love nothing more than stepping on him, but This is not a Raoul for me to even step on, I wouldn't want to soil my shoes with his slimy self

- I appreciate when a phantom keeps the tune instead of *just* screaming at Christine. That so rarely happens.

- Ooh damn that "Burns in hell" went right down my spine

- Why is Firmin drunk? He's supposed to be drunk right

- I declare, I have NEVER seen Raoul played like this, WTF. He's so impertinent! What is this attitude? Where is the indignation in his "Of course not!"?

- This guy? I can totally see this guy gambling away his fortune and getting lost in the bottom of a whisky bottle

- Why am I so obsessed with this damn ring? I have a problem

- YEEEAARRRHHHH SHE'S SINGING TO BRING DOWN THE CHANDELIER!!!!!!

- this is the best croak

- Oh how deliciously homicidal! 😍 I love when wet get to see the murrrderrr

- This Raoul would have thrown her in a loony bin within five years

- *Oh jeez is she gonna start fucking crying? Ugh stupid hysterical women.* "alright come here, there, there it's alright " *rolling eyes* --Raoul's inner monologue

- RUN CHRISTINE! He's got the pong of marital rape about him

- No oh my gosh this Raoul fits how he's characterized in The Phantom's Atonement (@madamedestler) to a tee

- Patrick really is like an innocent schoolboy compared to this guy

- I've always loved the fact that the line that really sets Erik off on the rooftop is

"Share each day with me/each night each morning" That's the part where he goes from sad to angry

- Also also also I think it's precious that Erik assumes Raoul would fall in love with Christine for the same reasons he did. Because he's got ADHD brain he's like "how could anyone not be enraptured by her voice like I am ~.~"

When in reality Raoul's just going after her because he's already got an in

- I forgot that they don't actually drop the chandelier. They threw in the bring down the chandelier line and the chandelier doesn't even come down 🤣🤣🤣

- And NO ring snatch 😡😡

- I will NEVER GET OVER

Raoul: You don't have to Christine, they can't make you!

Also Raoul: they can't make you, but I can guilt you into it!" Fuck you buddy

- Fuck you Raoul! 🤣😂. I think you wouldn't feel a grain of regret to step on this Raoul without mercy

- Again, wouldn't even step on him. He'd get my shoes dirty. Being stepped on is for decent Raoul's who can be salvaged

- I am so, so digging these close up shots of Erik putting his hands all over her during ponr. Because Ramin's Erik so rarely actually lets himself touch Christine. So then when you get to PONR he just indulges himself a bit. And good for him

- I love the gentle, soft, touchy side of Ramin's Erik

- Can I have this ring custom made? How much would that cost? I want it so bad! I wanna wear it all the time and pretend I'm married to Erik ~sways back and forth~

I'm kidding, but I do want that ring

- I love/hate whenever a Phantom plays PONR visibly, forcefully horny during Christine's part in PONR because I looooove horny Erik but I feel so so bad for him because I know what's coming (and it's very sadly not him)

- OH! HE GROWWWLED! OH MY GOSH! HELP! He's got me. Ok he's got me.

- Uhuuu he's still growling oh my gooooooohhh

- I love what it says about Christine as a singer, actress, performer that even when she's *running away, struggling against him* she's still performing the play. I've just identified my stalker as being on stage with me but THE SHOW MUST GO ON! And honestly I love her for that

- Love how there's no grate so they have to have Erik hold her throat again so Raoul has a reason to sing "Free her!" As if Erik would ever put his hands on her throat in anger. And risk damaging her vocal chords? I don't think so

- yeah, that much neck grabbing I think it was unnecessary,and I also think that Erik would never do it. He would never harm her.

- The "Did you think that I would harm her?" line is harder to justify here. Which irks me because it makes me so weak every time I hear it

- Every time I watch the graveyard and the final lair I just want Christine to turn around and tell Raoul to shut up.

- Oh no! his eyes when she says "tears of hate"... aww baby

- I will never stop hating that she's calls him "pitiful creature"

- Yeah, with that "pitiful creature" she really thrusted the knife in his gut and twisted it

- Sierra is such a champ throughout this scene

- She is one of the very few Christines that is actually sorry and conflicted to leave Erik behind, not as her father figure, but as her other love interest. At least she is one of the few that can credibly convince me so

- I just cackled very loudly

- What made you cackle? Lol

- Raoul's face. When she kisses Erik. He looks like he would actually rather die than see her kiss Erik. This is almost as good as watching His face during ponr in the movie.

- 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🥴🥴🥴 that one takes the prize!! He just reminds me of Sam the Eagle from the Muppets here

- Oh poor thing, he really had no self esteem at all

- YES GIRL. SOB.

- Ok OK ok

She starts singing All I ask of you

THEN Raoul appears

Was she actually singing that to Raoul?

- Oh yes, you got it! Was it for him? Hehehe, I don't think so

- Ugh she is on the knife edge right to the very last second

- Completely! Sierra is very believable in this scene

- Go AWAY Raoul! Let her stay with him, you're gonna regret this so badly son. She'll never love you the same, and you'll never have kids either. Just go hold off the mob so they can get away

- Gillian Lynne, MVP ever and always

- I love seeing Sarah and Michael together

They just make me smile

- Ok so we've got joj, colm Wilkinson (werrrr, not my favorite Phantom but I have to respect him), who else?

- ANTHONY! YASS!

- Oh thank goodness they let John take the high note

- JOJ AND ANTHONY WARLOW SINGING IN UNISON IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME AT ALL. NOT TWO OF MY TOP 5 TOGETHER.

- I wonder why they didn't ask Earl to join them at the end.

- WHY DID TO SAY THAT I'M GONNA BE MAD NOW. I COULD HAVE THREE OF MY TOP FIVE

- I've always been tickled that Sarah never could shake the British thing where they can't say a word ending in "a" without putting an r on the end. Operar.

- UGHHH JOHN'S EYES! He's so in-character during MOTN. He's got so much emoshuns.

- I, too, now have emoshuns.

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