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batfamspews · 3 years

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Red Robin and Jason have been battling each other in an abandoned building for the past fifteen minutes and the fight ended with Jason victorious and Tim flat on his back on the ground. Both of them are bleeding and have several internal wounds.

Jason: *going to jump out of a nearby window* It’s been fun, replacement! Though I have to admit, I think you’re getting a little rusty. You used to be so strategic, but now you’re just pure chaos. I like the change but it makes you pretty easy to beat. Probably should start thinking things through again.

Tim: *deadpan, unflinching, staring at the ceiling*

Jason: *Confused because just a couple of seconds ago Tim was bustling with squirrel-like energy* Hey man, you good?

Tim: Yeah man just rethinking my life.

Jason: Ah. *goes to jump out the window but then hesitates and looks back at Tim. Not a single muscle in his body has flinched. Jason figures he had better stick around and keep an eye on him since he’s pretty sure he heard bones breaking during their fight and he wants to make sure he didn’t paralyze or give Tim brain damage.* You wanna talk about it? *goes and sits down next to Tim*

Tim: Eh, life sucks, you know? Fight all night, work all day, study. I’m supposed to be the smart one, right? What if I can’t keep up? What if I crack and lose it? What if someone smarter comes along? Besides, I can’t help but feel like I’m just ticking every one off.

Jason: *surprised but slightly amused that his straight-rod, genius brother would have such a poor opinion of himself* Heeeey, come on, little Red! You don’t suck that much! I mean, I do get sick and tired of your virtuous crap every once and a while, hence me beating you to a bloody pulp right now, but you’ve got a good head and heart! What’s making you feel so down?

Tim: …

Tim: Tried to make supper the other night. Alfred got food poisoning. He’s still in the hospital.

Jason: So you’re guilty?

Tim: *smiles* Yes but that’s just a part of it. I’m in charge of making my own food now, but since I’m scared that I’ll poison myself I’ve only been drinking a concoction I made up a while ago that I know won’t kill me.

Jason: Yeah? What?

Tim: Iced coffee made with Red Bull instead of water.

Jason: …

Jason: ……. .. . …

Jason: That sounds disgusting

Tim: It absolutely is.

Jason: How long has this been going on?

Tim: About a week?

Jason: ??? And that’s all you’ve had?

Tim: I mean, I ate some Nachos last night and I have an emergency stash of pop tarts in my room that I finished off the first two days.

Jason: ???????

Jason: AND YOU DONT EAT OUT WHY???

Tim: *shrugs* The Red Bull iced coffee gives me energy. Kinda sucks though because I crash when it wares off and have another identity crisis. I should really get some more before the tremors.

Jason: CHRIST TIMOTHY I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART???

Tim: You know, there’s a line between intelligence and wisdom- oh crap here they come. Totally jinxed myself.

*Jason stares in disbelief as Tim’s whole body starts shaking. He start to say something but Tim- doubled over in pain- holds up a hand to make him wait. The tremors stop after a few seconds.*

Tim: I should probably grab some more coffee or something before that happens again. You wouldn’t happen to have an energy drink on you, wouldja? I’d get some myself, but I’m pretty sure you broke something in my leg and it hurts to move it.

Jason: For the love of God, Tim, you need professional help. Call Bruce to come pick you up???

Tim: I don’t really feel like talking to Bruce right now. I don’t want to get lectured again.

Jason: …

Jason: Fair enough, but I’m not leaving you here like this. I may not be an exceptional brother or anything but I’m pretty sure it would be considered child abuse if I let you torture yourself this way.

Tim: *laughs* you just broke my bones and beat me into submission.

Jason: you were being annoying.

Tim: And besides, Bruce doesn’t stop me.

Jason: IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT IM GOING TO LET YOU PUT ME ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THAT MAN THEN YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. *Basically picks Tim up*

Tim: ??? Where are we going?

Jason: TO MY APARTMENT SO YOU CAN GET THE PROFESSIONAL CARE THAT YOU REALLY NEED.

Tim: Bruce is gonna be ticked. I’ve still got another hour on patrol.

Jason: IF YOU THINK FOR A SINGLE GOSHDANG MOMENT THAT IM GOING TO LET YOU STAY OUT HERE WITH A BROKEN BONE AND CAFFEINE-INDUCED SEIZURES THEN YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!

Tim: I don’t wanna tell him that-

Jason: GOOD BECAUSE I DO. HOLY COW, TIM, ARE THE OTHERS AS BAD OFF AS YOU ARE?

Tim: I mean? Dick’s been out of town so I’m gonna assume he’s doing fine. The Kents have invited Damian’s vegan butt into their household until Alfred recovers. Pretty sure Babs, Steph and Cass are surviving on hot pockets and chicken nuggets.

Jason: NOT MY GOOD GOOD GIRLS! That’s it, you’re coming home with me and are not leaving until you are fully recovered. I’m gonna call the girls too. Tonight you four are going to have a round, home cooked meal. *carries him down the stairs* Geez, kid, you’re skin and bones. On no accounts should you be this light. And you look like a zombie! Is this just the malnutrition, or are you not sleeping either?

Tim: I mean, I’ve passed out a couple of times…

Jason: TIMOTHY DRAKE WAINE

Tim: The caffeine made sleeping virtually impossible, though now that it’s wearing off I do feel a bit drowsy…

Jason: Normally I would not give an idiot like you the permission to rest while I’m helping them out but for the love of everything that is holy, Timothy, go to sleep!

Tim: Dope. *immediately passes out*

Jason brings Tim to his apartment and puts him on the couch. Jason already has a nutritious vegetable and beef stir fry ready for the girls when they arrive. He’s also made broth that Cass spoon-feeds Tim when he wakes up shaking. They’ve all turned off their coms, so when Batman desperately calls Red-Hood’s home phone for help, Jason tells him what a horrible father he’s been lately and that even a problem child like himself would make a better parent. Cass, Steph and Babs leave after supper, but have agreed with Jason to eat lunch and supper at his place until Alfred got back. Jason called Nightwing up, told him the situation and asked him to come back to Gotham to deal with Bruce. The next morning Jason brought Tim to the hospital to get an X-ray done on his leg. When they found out it was fractured, Jason arranged for a very exhausted but thankful Tim to stay at his apartment until it healed, even when Alfred recovered. During that period he was able to break Tim’s eating habits and introduce him to healthier options. According to Jason, “I might be a ‘danger to society’ and a ‘homicidal maniac,’ but at least I can make a half decent home cooked meal for my poor starving siblings!”

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awee-struck · 3 years

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ok ok ok i am aware it's a bit late for buzzfeed au ideas B U T....what if the reason Tim believes in ghosts and stuff and starts buzzfeed unsolved supernatural is BECAUSE when jason was a ghost and dead would mess around with Tim as the new robin kinda non-chalantly. like with Bruce in Gotham knights awhile back. (i am aware those mightve been hallucinations i dont remeber well.) but the vibe of that. only problem is he doesnt rlly appear for tim so its just a ghost things happen situation and now hes believer etc. (he doesnt know its jason) so now, present tim and jason todd are hilariously hunting for.....jason todd. AND THEY DINT EVEN KNOW LOL . meanwhile jason the entire time in very much shane fashion is like "that didnt happen. i dont believe in ghosts" when in fact, he was the ghost. sorry if this doesnt make sense

the comic panel i referenced

for you my guy, it's never too late (i'm also extremely honored my crack videos have helped to inspire a whole ass au for you 0.0)

ok ok so i haven't actually read that far into the gotham knights issues eek BUT i think i can get a grip on this wonderful idea......

now i'm imagining ghost jason trying so hard to freak tim out (maybe enough to get the poser to fuck off) but at first it just. doesn't phase him at all. mostly because all jason can manage pulling off are stupid things like blowing tim's cape into his face on a windless night ten times over, or making his computer bug out and crash in the middle of case work (or perhaps cracking tim's door open before he gets back home from patrol, fully geared up,,, you know, just in case a certain dad wants to walk in and check on his "totally not a vigilante" son) BUT all tim has to say about this stuff for a while is "meh should probably sleep more" until jason, purely out of annoyance, starts doing the most stereotypical paranormal activity shit possible like flipping lights on and off or knocking shit over, not even expecting tim to notice because really how can you notice that but not someone rearranging your utility belt everyday? tim goes apeshit, like full on it's always sunny moment with the conspiracy board, the rest of the fam is thinking of staging an intervention. jason eats this up.

and i'm also gonna operate under the assumption that when jason comes back, much like in his death, he's just looking to fuck with tim saying he doesn't believe which,, LOL i love it. in this au i am electing to ignore that jason tried to kill tim because ghost jason had too much fun messing with him (and if he's being honest, being a ghost was scary as shit so the outlet was appreciated) cue a team up for a case or something and tim eventually starts talking about his ghost experience and how it's been oddly absent. and what is jason if not an opportunist, amiright?? long story short jason totally signs himself up for brother bonding time by way of hunting ghosts and riling tim up by saying it's all bs. do u know how many new gadgets they've gotten bruce to reluctantly agree too "because it'll help on patrol" or how many visits to one john constantine (who totally knows what's up btw) they've arranged?? going to supposedly haunted areas in gotham, jason absolutely disregarding any and all advice they've been given and giving tim a fucking heart attack. (not to mention how many of these "investigations" have been interrupted by an actual fucking crime, resulting in a few rumors that robin screams like a girl — he does NOT, thanks so much) meanwhile every actual paranormal case ends up in the lap of literally any other batfam member

wow ok so this got out of hand sorry bout that mfaoooo but in my defense the idea just grabbed me and ran but THANK YOU this is absolutely hysterical and shane and ryan radiate jason and tim energy 100% thank u for coming to my tedtalk

#also bonus points if we're going with the whole 'shane (jason) is a totally a demon' thing #this is endlessly hilarious to think about #if i could draw or write decently this would be a full blown au #batfam buzzfeed unsolved au #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #txt post #hc #asks #she speaks for once

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ectonurites · 3 years

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Whenever I see things in fic, or even in canon sometimes, about the Bats not eating well or forgetting to eat or not sleeping or only getting like 6, 5, 4 hours of sleep a night on average, I’m just like. They would not last long as vigilantes if that were the case. Same with if they all were going out on patrol every single night. Implausible. That’s why my personal headcanon is that at the most they all have carefully tailored meal plans, and at the least they all are highly aware of what goes in to a well-rounded healthy diet and eat accordingly, and 8 hours of sleep is the norm, because much else less than that and they’re a liability in the field

YEAH DEADASS like, I feel like this is another case of kinda what fandom does with basing their interpretation of Tim solely off Red Robin, where it’s using the dramatic low point of things as if it’s the norm. Because in the comics when it happens (outside of with Bruce sometimes) there’s usually a pretty direct cause you can justify it with, that it’s just a moment of drama during something big where a character is pushing themselves.

Because yes, in canon there are instances of Tim being like ‘i got 3 hours of sleep i feel horrible’ and characters forgetting to eat while getting sucked into casework... but that is when they are deep into specific situations, I don’t think I’ve ever read a moment like that and thought it should be considered their norm. If those things were happening every single day, there’s no way they’d be able to be efficient as vigilantes. Most of them are shown to like eat relatively normally and relatively healthily outside of the dramatic moments when we’re supposed to see that they are pushing themselves further than they normally would, or not taking care of themselves for a specific reason. Same with the sleeping thing, like yes the Bats are definitely night owls (multiple things across a ton of comics support them working late primarily and being up late a lot) but that just means they probably take naps earlier to make up for lost sleep or sleep in when they can. Also just occasionally having a super late night with little sleep every now and then (like working on a tough case) won’t kill ya and definitely makes sense, but like you’re saying it’s just not sustainable longterm.

I think you could argue while Tim was living with his dad he wasn’t able to make up sleep as much and that’s why he so frequently had his habit of passing out during the day (remember when Ari was trying to confess she went on a date with another guy to him and he literally just fell asleep. icon) but once he’s at a point where he’s got a more loose/under his own control schedule he could definitely make up for it more.

The patrolling every day thing is also like, I think a case of ‘yes in comics and stuff they go out nearly every night that we’re shown’ but thats because the comics only dedicate so much time to showing us the downtime in their lives? And usually when they do it’s like, at school or jobs or stuff, there’s only a few instances where they bother showing us the quiet nights in (but they do sometimes!)

And at this point where there’s quite a few Gotham vigilantes I imagine they have a schedule to make sure somebody’s out every night but no one person has to do it every single night except maybe Bruce who’s just. That man doesn’t get written with human expectations/limitations put on him even in the comics so I’d believe that he does at some points, or at least he’s the closest to every day. And like sure when there’s big shit going on (Gang wars, citywide bullshit, breakouts at Arkham, etc) they’ll have all hands on deck and probably be out every night while that is going on but again situations like that aren’t... every day. (they just feel every day to us because comics are gonna chose to focus on the wild shit more than the mundane days)

But like i’m totally with you there. I prefer looking at how situations like this might actually work with some human limitations, and people blatantly ignoring stuff like that can take me out of a work pretty quickly. (again usually when it happens in canon I can rationalize it better based on context of the story, but in fanworks it usually feels a lot more ‘thats just how it is dont question it’) I’m sure a lot of people don’t care, but it def is something I pick up on.

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bisexualoftheblade-old · 3 years

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how many wips do you have? like what are they all, and not the number of wips in a fandom? what are all the names?

okay. fuck you. fuck you so much. fuck you.

i’m putting this under a read more cut no one else deserves to see this shit. a lot of these are requests, and for those i will just write out the request itself

Shadowhunters:

domestic polycule fluff with tem, jessa, and will because im not a coward

Supernatural

- hehe hoho i request destiel hehehe

- request 61/? cai cai cai cai i need you to rewrite the destiel scene but yk. GOOD. not like i'm in the know about the spn fandom or anything, it's been years for me. but DO IT

Bright Sessions

- caleb/adam grisha AU

- mark bryant vs. united states aka sue the AM

- caleb/adam college fluff

Umbrella Acaademy

- request 31/? i want a ben and klaus drabble please spare me some brotherly bickering

- AND SO BEGINS NIGHT 4 with request 13/? oooh oooh can i get a raymond and allison playlist??? i think their vibes together would SLAP

- hi there night 2 is technically morning 3 but who's counting not me anyway request 5/? can i get a ben moodboard? gotta rep my tua bb

Percy Jackson

- request 9/? can i get a percabeth moodboard or quote edit?? like god they're the og couple goals take me back to high school cai

- For the 100 follower things :D Jercy getting caught in the rain

- request 29/? a drabble about literally anything to do with pjo. i’ll be happy with anyone and anything i’m love these children

- *somersaults in like I’m a real fancy acrobat* hello ello ello may I request some camp half blood chaos possible involving *does a flip* ✨side characters✨ <3

Penumbra Podcast

- request 52/? drabble about the penumbra podcast. this is for ren bc ren likes it and i don't actually know anything about it. juno? i think? that's the one ren likes. write it for ren

- Tpp ghost hunting / buzzfeed unsolved au

- sad juno smut

- final resting place fic go brrrr

Marvel

- request 6/? i'm going to my roots y'all can i get a spider-man playlist? if not a playlist then i'd honestly be happy with literally anything involving spider-man

- request 15/? i'm going crazy this is recorded evidence of me actually losing it ANYWAY can i get a quote edit for something from iron man? literally anything that man says is gold so cai's choice :D he deserved better in endgame i'm still bitter

- request 42/? do another spidey thing that differs from the other spidey thing

- request 73/? you have Opinions. rant about infinity way and/or endgame. go.

- request 74/? quote edit for deadpool!!

- spideytorch relationship character study

- peter parker as a tired grad student monitoring the young avengers (send help)

Six of Crows

- okay listen i wasn't going to request anything bc i worry about you but also? if you want to/have the time hit me with a playlist for our girl nina zenik

- request 43/? fuckin give me the ending anya should have had. she is alive and with her new son and having a great time

- request 45/? inej moodboard?

- request 47/? will you make literally any meme of your choosing for six of crows?

- request 48/? write a drabble for kaz, my favorite bastard

- okay so i don't actually like nina or mattias that much but i still wanna hear about your thoughts (and also see if you'll change my mind)

- kaz brekker turning 18 fic. birthday party, everyone singing, whole shebang. i need it stat

- religious trauma fic aka i started shipping kaz/alina/inej and i can’t stop

- kaz trauma soup (he has D.I.D. and you can’t prove me wrong)

- my two redacted fics for @grishaversebigbang

- wesper fake dating

- six of crows bright sessions crossover: everyone gets therapy

TMA

- uhh... s1 gang having a nice time? melanie getting to have some Pride™️? some "fun" horror thing?

- request 7/? spare steph and jason bonding? please sir? spare some for a humble child such as myself?

- okay so this was meant for night 3 but i had midterm shit SO this is honorary night 3 let's DO THIS request 8/? i want a moodboard of extremely out of context magnus archives shit like i mean confuse the FUCK out of me i don't go here i know Nothing about it

- request 11/? OKAY so i need tim stoker meeting tim drake now i need my timmy to meet your tim plus i want to see character differences no i'm not trying to create a tim stoker in my head so i can read a's fic while NOT thinking of tim drake whaaaaaat you're crazy

- request 18(i think)/? i need a quote edit of every time within the first like. 15 eps of tam where jon is like “sounds fake but go off” thank u bb

- request 40/? i challenge you to write a tma drabble based only on the episodes i've heard. i'm currently halfway through episode 23

- Jon being lovingly bullied into taking a break. I'm aware this has been written a million times but it is one of my favorite things.

- spiral!sasha AU

- extinction martin go brrrrr

- high school era timsasha. they've both been friends for years, and everyone always asks when they will be a couple. they decide to fake date, to prove everyone wrong and show what a bad couple they would be. turns out that's a bit trickier than they thought

- after sasha comes back, tim is broken. he can't let go, scared that if he looks away for even a minute he'll lose her again. sasha suggests shibari as a way for him to give up control

- sasha pov mag 19 au, sacrificing herself to save the others, knows that if she gives herself up to the not!them it will let the others live

- this is the "tim finds a polaroid of sasha" trope

- early archives days,, long nights in research,,, clothes sharing,, somft. late nights and falling asleep at their desks warm and safe in the other's presence

- two parts: timsasha as kids, each picking a constellation that is "theirs". just soft kid antics. tim at sasha's grave glancing up to see their constellations

- continuing your job’s a joke (you’re broke)

DC Comics

- TIMSTEPH HADESTOWN AU,,,

- my redacted fic for @batfam-big-bang

- request for you to get a decent amount of sleep? serious answer, dickkori, SAL's Venus

- request 4/? timsteph morning after 👀 mayhaps?

- a concept: nonbinary stephanie brown

- teehee hi mom, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but can i request damian angst for your accomplishments 100 followers?

- hi you can ignore my first request if you want, or you can ignore this one. but bls possibly write some bikini ra’s? -the bikini bitch

- request 27/? jay is asking through me for a jondami playlist but tbh i also want it so win win yk?

- "I don't know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does" with bruce and jason? im just craving bruce being a good day to jason for once

- “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.” with steph and jason as dumbass disaster bi best friends pretty please?

- request 32/? timsteph patrol date!!!

- request 33/? timsteph *gala* date? mayhaps??

- request 37/? tim drake drabble but make it Edgy cai

- request 39/? drabble of a prank war between tim and damian

- joyfire cuddly fluff please? or like just any outlaw fluff if joyfire isnt your thing (feel free to add every member of the outlaws, dont feel like u gotta stick with jason, kori, roy i love them all)

- barbara and robin! jason fluff? bonding over books or something?

- request 62/? i need a drabble about the chaotic trio jason, tim, and steph i'm love them ty

- request 63/? batfam x mcu crossover. batfam meets ironfam. give me ALL the cliches. ALL OF THEM

- request 64/? young justice x young avengers - jay cuz idk SHIT about the young avengers

- request 66/? jondami moodboard pls and ty

- request 67/? timsteph moodboard!!!!!!

- request 69/? HEHEHE kinky 😏 i would v much like a timsteph drabble of the almost first time. does that make sense? like i don't want you to go all the way NSFW cuz i know that's against the rules and i'm a rule follower. but like they *almost* go all the way. this could be fade to black or some shit i don't care just make it a lil steamy and have Fun

- i request damian angst! all of it

- hmm... maybe i request? jondami?

- mayhaps,,,,some batfam,,,,,committing crimes? ily be gay do crime <3 - lu

- How about a ficlet with Steph and Cass?

Found Family Bingo Prompts

- no powers au

- tunnel

- first day

- join the club

- hurt/comfort

- experiment

- playing favorites

- hold on

- possession

- 10 o’clock

- singing

- road

- snitch

- curfew

- timer

- fantasy au

- zombie au

- dreams

- campfire

- are you okay

- movie night

- games

- scared

Miscellaneous

- a request: Write A Drabble, Coward

- is it too late to request a moodboard for me?

- request 20/? i’m going off book because i’m in a Chaotic Mood™️ can you just absolutely vibe check me like go off cai demolish me

- request 21/? i formally request that you pick a favorite cai. i don’t care what that favorite pertains to, just pick a favorite something

- request 23/? roast me

- request 24/? can i have a buzzfeed unsolved spoopy playlist but spoiler alert it’s not spoopy bc shane doesn’t believe does this make sense it has been a Day™️

- request 25/50 i want a jake and amy fic make it Soft cai i’m love them b99 is so good

- request 28/? i know nothing about the lord of the rings so make something that will confuse the shit out of me

- request 34/? malvie and jaylos moodboards 😈

- request 35/? a moodboard for the bbb mods!! perceive all of us!!!

- request 36/? moodboard for the tua mods too???? mayhaps??

- request 41/? doctor WHO? idk but i want a drabble of him and the one character i know from doctor who which is rose

- request 46/? make an alignment meme with our group, have fun!!!

- request 49/? i want you to kin assign me a character from every fandom you can/want to. go feral

- request 50!!!!/? this is a special request. the most special request. can you make a bastards tbh playlist? i want our vibes encapsulated. i want us in music form. i want to hear those songs and be like "that's me and cai" and smile.

- requests 51/? i know jack shit about good omens. explain it to me in the most confusing way possible. make me know less by the end than i know now

- request 53/? can you write a mel aesthetic? i'm Curious

- request 54/? give me a list of book recs cai i want some good book recs pls

- request 56/? edit a picture of US together too

- request 58/? oooh can i have a disney edit? like. hm. i just really love disney and i want anything to do with disney. like a quote or an aesthetic or an aesthetic edit i just want disney.

- request 59/? i would v much like a recipe for carbonara. i've never had it but it sounds fucking delicious

- request 60/? ooh hey can i get a makeup tutorial? i know you like makeup, i'm shit at doing makeup. teach me

- request 65/? i need the most emo playlist you can make that vibes with dear evan hansen thank you

- request 68/? i want a superwholock moodboard. this can be serious, with the actual fandoms in mind, or literally what the era felt like. the insanity. the horror.

- request 70/? ooh ooh ooh do you have a good bread recipe?? i wanna get that bread

- request 71/? i want a playlist with the vibes of summoning a demon. please don't ask questions. i don't have answers. and if i do, no i don't.

- For the requests, how about writing something based on a friend?

- request 75/? MMMM i want literally anything to do with natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

- request 76/? i want some healthy recipes. help a girl out

- a feral bbb quote or two?

- you perceive my plant but now I dare thee to perceive mine own visage

- okay this is a two for one request. 1. you did the bee movie script so now we need a shrek two script edit 2. sleep please

- Pansexual mb for my lil queer soul?

- my (probably) final request is just for you to ramble about something, i don't really care what

- HI ILY CONGRATS AS WELL CAUSE IM LATE BUT CONGRATS. could i request a pirates of the caribbean (or just pirates) or whatever you what to do, free range.

- mood board for the beluga whales who got brought to the animal sanctuary in Iceland please?

- 100 follower request: Moodboard for my stuffed cow Oaky?

#cai's 200 #asks #mininacl

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bebbie-the-hufflepuff · 5 years

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Tim in a bad Romance? O.o

Why has no one written the story of Tim's normal civillian friends calling the cops on Kon El for abuse?

Like hear me out. Tim pretty much runs Wayne Interprice along side Bruce, so he's always in the public eye for some reason or another. Its only natural that when Tim starts dating country boy Conner Kent everyone want the juicy details. Its huge news since Tim isnt like his older brother Dick who is seen with a new person every week and not huge on PDA anyway.

But the public doesn't know about their nightlife. And how often Tim gets beaten up because he is Robin/Red Robin. So Tim does his best to hid that fact because that's what Bruce taught him. Oh you got a few creaked ribs? Stay in the office sitting all day. Oh you have a broken nose? Tell people you called the person you were with last night the wrong name and you only found that out after your nose got broken.

Until one super hot day he forgets about the hand prints that Scarcrow caused just a few hours before and rolls up his selves in the office. The boradmembers are shocked but dont say anything cuz its not their place nor do they know what to make of it. From what the Daily Planet has printed Conner Kent is this sweet country boy who is related to this petty out standing guy.

But as time goes on even the new papers have caught a few buries on camera and when a newbie reporter, who hasn't been warned about what to ask the Wayne's, asked how Tim keeps ending up bruised. Whichout really thinking about it Tim use that line everybody who is abused uses "oh I'm just really clumsy" or "Oh I didnt get enough sleep so I misstep and fall down the stairs" (that one is true and Damian hasn't let him live it down)

Even Kon is getting publicly attacked cuz how dare you hurt such a sweet caring boy like Timothy Drake-Wayne! Kon is clueless. Ma and Pa Kent are riasing this boy right.

The press is also going after B cuz how could you let your son be with such a monster. How could you take a child that had lost his parents, who had no one, into your home promising to love them unconditionally and always protect them and willing let them stay in such a bad relationship. Of course B doesn't really get it and defends Kon cuz yes he's a country boy but that doesn't mean he a monster.

At this point the press is really starting to pay like super close attention to Tim bruises. To the point its a timeline of photos when The bat fam gets attacked while on patrol and Tim takes a hit to the face. Black eye, cut on his cheek bone clearly something Tim can't cover. While none of them are really worried since B taught them how to hid their nighttime mishaps in plain sight. B had to be at this really important business affire and Dick and Damian go along. Tim was supposed to go with them but he's is running late (when Tim sleeps you leave him) so Tim just got drssed and left not realizing how bad the hit actually was. Right as Tim is walking in, before the press could even see him, Damian comes out of no where and makes this huge sceen throwing a right hock towards B but instead he "hits" Tim in the face. Now giving the prefect cover story for Tim's bruised face.

Weeks later, and after the whole bail Kon out of jail for thd 2nd time, the paper prints a story about what signs to look for abuse and how Tim is drawn to violence thanks to his parents deaths. They end the article with several numbers to call for help.

At this point several people have caught on to why the press is so focused on Tim now. And they are just creaking up.

You can practically HEAR Tim rolling his eyes reading it "Really? Drawn to violence because my parents? I've been freaking Robin since I was ten years old! How do you explain that?!"

"Drawn to risk taking behavior due to lack or parental attention. It was a subconscious cry for your parents to come home."

"Dick, I will literally come across this table and strangle you."

"Agressive tendencies stemming from unresolved abandonment issues. You're lashing out now because your life has never felt stable" (Jason, w/ the biggest shit eating grin)

"All of you can fuck right off. I'm moving back to the penthouse."

Tim gets up and storms away, Jason calls after him: "Running away from your problems never solved anything Timmy"

"Fuck you Hood! Sort your own shit out!"

And when B finally (worlds greatest detective here guys lol) realize what the papers are saying he trys to sat the record straight that he didn't riase a push over nor is Conner hurting his son. And if, a big IF, one of his kid where were in a situation like that he would personal throw them over his shoulder and move them back into their childhood bedroom and never let them out of his sights again.

Months of this, and bailing Kon out like five more times, Tim is going to be a speaker at a Tech convention and as he walking on stage he falls on his face spilling his coffee on his hand burning himself. Because who can walk and yawn at the same time, right? Kon just jumps up and is like "I told y'all I would never hurt my Timmy" while Tim just gets up like nothing happend a and starts talking.

#batman #batfam #batfamily #batfam imagine #tim drake #robin #red robin #conner kent #kon el #superboy #dc comics #fic ideas #writing #bruce wayne #brotherly bonding #brotherlylove #brotherly affection #Damain wayne is a good little brother #timkon

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cryptocism · 5 years

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Do you have any other headcanons in regards to Tim?

always

1. so i know theres a popular headcanon that he drinks like eighteen cups of coffee a day and never sleeps which is fine, but personally i like the idea of tim making sure to hit all the quotas of being a healthy person just in the most convoluted ways possible. 8 hours of sleep a night isn’t really possible for him so instead he makes sure to get it elsewhere and elsewhen at the stupidest times. i.e. that time he fell asleep on a rollercoaster. he calculates the amount of calories he needs per day but sometimes those calories come entirely via bags of cheeto puffs and cans of zesti. (not super nutritious but he meets that quota goddamnit) he knows vitamin D and sunlight is important but going outside seems like too much of a hassle so he installs a UV light above his computer so he can keep working. he sees the trendy health foods like avocado toast or whatever and figures he’ll probably get the same result with week-old cheese bread and some relish (because its green and also made from fruits its basically a perfect match)

2. kind of an extension of the previous but his designation as the Smart One is pretty much bullshit. like sure, you could technically qualify him as a genius, but the only time it manifests is when he spends three weeks hyper focusing and working on what is essentially a city-wide rube goldberg machine. when the day it’s ready finally comes he stands atop wayne tower and casually tips a domino with his foot - and the night ends with four rogues behind bars. but other than being technically impressive the whole construction (which involved three cranes, over a hundred batarangs, a loose brick, two gargoyles, a bowling ball, and much more) was just incredibly elaborate and incredibly extremely astoundingly unnecessary.

3. everyone thinks he has a contingency plan for everything, and although he does have many many contingency plans it’s for like twenty eight different highly specific scenarios that will more than likely never happen but he gets distracted by weird trains of thought and makes them anyway. like he has one for if batman gets impersonated by an extremely rare species of alien and it only works if clark is in town, if aquaman is out of town, and if the alien’s ultimate goal is to harvest the earths core.

4. i love the idea of his fashion sense evolving into something more and more blatantly punk as he gets older. none of this suit-and-tie bullshit, catch this seventeen year old ripping the sleeves off his gotham knights sweaters and buying gucci just to cut it up with scissors and put it back together with safety pins. hes gonna skate around town wearing fishnets under his tattered jeans and spikes on his jacket cause hes cool, dad. he likes being intimidating to people who dont know hes a total dork yet.

5. his life at drake manor pre-robin is a parents nightmare and teenagers dream. hes got a big empty mansion all to himself most of the time with no real supervision, and he’s the kind of kid whose wandering hands get into all sorts of trouble if left to his own devices. this means sledding off the snowy roof in the wintertime, watching home alone marathons and then immediately recreating and adding to every single one of kevins traps because he gets convinced the wet bandits are going to burgle his house (which was a real trip for the housekeepers holy shit). just every 80s movie shenanigan and some more for good measure

#asks #headcanons

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anja-mittags · 4 years

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Rules: We’re snooping through your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 victims.

tagged by: @schwein-ski

I’m not playing by the rules (yet) because these are essential tunes for the now and have been on non-stop (literally once a day i probably put them on)

1. People, I’ve been sad by Christine and the Queens// If you disappear Then I’m disappearing too You know the feeling If you fall apart then I’m falling behind you You know the feeling… this whole EP is fire and i will kill a man if i dont acquire this for RSD

2. Art Punk by The Homeless Gospel Choir // If I wasn’t so sure the world was ending I’d live a whole lot more Or find something worth dying for Either Or... Derek is just the epitome of protest punk and I can’t wait for this record to come out. I listened to this and immediately preordered. he’s such a good dude and he’s putting on insta live concerts like every week.

3. Heartless by Soleima // I just want to make it to the weekend I never meant to go get heartless You are gonna make me cry... Soleima’s debut album is so sick please give it a listen to. It’s full of bops about getting your heart broken and then telling that person that you’re better off without them and more!

4. Oh Devil by Electric Guest ft Devin Di Dakta// Oh devil, I made my own hell And deep inside I'm sure I got it all by myself Someone's calling for me Something's calling for me again... I worked backwards thru Electric Guest’s discography and honestly they all bring something to the table and do not disappoint but this and Dollar are probably my essential hits for them. KIN slaps top to bottom and if u enjoy a good falsetto Asa destroys any competition.

5. Fever by Adam Lambert // Oh baby, your light's on But your mom's not home I'm sick of laying down alone With this fever, fever, yeah...welcome to my music library that hasn’t been updated since 2013. Who doesn’t need a little Adam Lambert for the weekend? I can’t complain, I miss him.

6. High For This by Ellie Goulding (the Weeknd cover)// Don’t be scared I’m right here Even though you don't roll Trust me girl You wanna be high for this... speaking of the weekend! Like I love Abel but I actually prefer Ellie’s voice for this beat. It’s dope. I think I have like two Goulding songs in here and this is one of them lol.

7. Rather Be by Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynn// If you gave me a chance, I would take it It’s a shot in the dark but I’ll make it Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be ....it’s actually the Cash Cash x Valley Remix because my sordid musical past included electrodance/techno/whatever the kids call it now. Still a banger of a time.

8. Bones by The Killers// Wait till tomorrow; you'll be fine. And it's gone to the dogs in my mind I always hear them When the dead of night comes calling Save me from this fight... THIS REMINDS ME I FORGOT AN ESSENTIAL TUNE. but also, maybe my favorite off of Sam’s Town? don’t quote me on that because I fall in love with Mr. Flowers’ voice at the drop of a hat. fucking tim burton MV is still iconic.

9. Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself by Jess Glynn// Everyone trips, everyone falls So don't be so hard on yourself, no 'Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own Kind of frail, I feel it in my bones.... this is a fucking anthem song. My music library is showing you a good time. Seriously I love Jess Glynn. If you haven’t heard anything else by her, please take your ears to this.

10. Marry the World by Robin Skouteris // I'm a soldier to my Own emptiness, I'm a winner I'm gonna marry the night I got it sleeping rough on the streets in the rain I got it learning to share my people’s pain...L I S T E N if you like dancey electro shit Robin is a GOD of mashups. just go to his channel click on whatever the first thing/artist that catches your eye and I guarantee you’re in for a good time. This is one of my all time faves tho along with Dark Blue.

I tag @kloppend @frankierogothdad @strikerbacks @irenydraws and whoever else wants to do this!

#im so impressed by the random shuffle of this #its tragic that ellie changed the pronouns but still! a great cover #merc tracks #if i convert even one person to some of these artists i will be overjoyed #you can tag me back and i will keep fucking doing this just to see what kind of whacky playlist i end up making

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I never gave up on you, even when the world acted like it did.

So Im going to preface this with the fact this is about Damian Wayne and an Oc of mine that I ship with him that really only my girlfriend is going to fully understand. This is a DC oc that I haven posted anything about yet, only shared it with my girlfriend as I add to her and refine her. But I was greatly inspired by a fic written by @my-one-love-is-music about Tim faking his death. It gave me so many emotions and is the whole inspiration behind this piece of writing and I just had the urge to post it. Its a bit rough because its not beta’d or proofread by anyone(even me) because I’m publishing it right after finishing it but I hope you guys will like it anyway!

My girlfriend is going to kill me for this...

I never gave up on you, even when the world acted like it did.

It wasn’t true. It COULDN’T be true.

Damian refused to accept or believe G...She was just...de--gone.

No no she wasn’t gone. It didnt feel right. It wasnt right. She...she was too strong to just be taken down like that.

Damian refused. He wouldnt accept she was gone.

That was the first week, the start of the first month of her “death”. While the team and the world grieved he vocally and aggressively denied it. His attitude concerned most, but no one approached him at first.

“ Everyone grieves differently...just leave him be for now you guys. He just needs time...” Grayson was the one who rationalized his denial, his tone low and almost dead. The voice of a man whose gone through a loved one’s death before...no...the voice of the boy who went through THIS particular loved one’s death before.

The concerns for Damian’s well being and mental health arose stronger after the first month of denial, when the obsessive behavior began.

She wasnt dead. She was alive, she HAD to be, she WAS alive.

Thats what Damian told himself, everyday as he obsessively searched for her. Every hint, every even slightest trace was poured over over and over and over for days on end. Something was off, he knew it he knew it goddammit! Everything about it was off and wrong. She was too strong, the death was too sudden, they weren’t allowed to see the body...

He scoured over every single little detail of the mission, the time it happened, everything. He watched video surveillance frame by frame, second by second until his eyes stung and his vision was as blurry as some of the footage. He knew she was alive, he didnt care what everyone else said. They were wrong...

They had to be wrong.

His behavior, his refusal of her absence began starting arguments between Grayson and Kori. Damian acted out worse during missions, he refused to listen, and if he wasnt forced to go on missions or patrols he was locked away in his room searching and hunting for hints, clues, little trails she’d have left for him. But he knew of the arguments, arguments he heard when they thought he wasn’t there.

“ Dick, his behavior isn’t healthy at all! He isnt listening at all anymore. He’s hurting himself with this obsession. Nothing I say makes a difference to him but he sees you as a brother, you have to do something, he’s spiraling into a dark state of mind thats not letting him move on!”

“Kori...”

“Dick you need to do something. This isn’t healthy it isn’t normal--”

“ Kori I understand you’re worried. I’m worried about him too. But...I also understand what he’s going through...when...back when I first lost Gr--lost Her all those years ago...I was exactly like Damian is now. I didnt want to accept it, I refused to accept she was dead, even when she died in my arms Kori. I know that his obsession isnt healthy or even really helpful for him but I understand it. He’s in pain and distressed and angry and this unhealthy denial is natural. He just needs more time, some more supervised space, and understanding...”

Damian walked away from that room before they noticed him, a small bubble of gratefulness in his chest at Grayson’s defense. But he was still angry.

She wasnt dead. How could even Grayson give up on her so easily?!

He knew they thought he was going crazy by the middle of the second month, that he was seeing things that werent even there. At a person who wasnt there.

The denial and obsession got worse. And with it so worsened his temper.

They stopped speaking her name around him when he almost took off Beast Boy’s head with his sword for mentioning her name in a past tense. He forgot to eat a couple days at a time, he now outright refused to go on missions. He didnt understand. How could they go on these other pointless, unrelated missions when she was out there, alive and possibly in need of help. He started losing more and more sleep, time not spent searching filled with restless hours of nightmares. Of her, calling his name, of her lost and alone in a strange unfamiliar place, of her captured and tormented.

Those ones he’d wake up in a cold sweat and spend the rest of the night searching, sometimes waking up screaming with bangings and pleads to be let in on his locked door.

Damian knew she was out there. She was leaving him a trail, he just had to figure it out and follow it.

By the third month he looked like a train wreck with feet. He was exhausted, empty, and shakily staying awake on blinks of sleep and caffeine. But now he was leaving, constantly leaving his room and the tower to chase after leads and clues to find her. All over the city, all over towns outside the city. He marked each dead end on a map he pinned up to his wall so he didnt follow a wrong lead twice. He was haunted by ghosts of her presence, her laugh, her comments. The only reason he’d remember to eat was imagining her voice in the back of his mind

Damian look at you! You’re not gonna be a good Robin if you dont eat jerk.

So he would eat and go back to his work. Even when his father broke his lock open and dragged him across country back to Gotham to get him away from the city it happened in.

“Shes not dead Father. I know she’s not. Why wont any of you believe me?!”

“ Damian....I know how much it hurts to lose someone...And I know you don’t want to believe it...but sometimes its better to accept reality and move on for them.” He caught the fist the young boy threw towards his stomach. He hadn’t properly trained in awhile, he was reckless and his reflexes had slowed since Kori had stopped him from locking himself in the training room without supervision, before he started finding leads.

“ Damian...”

“ She’s out there, She is still alive Father. I know she is. I dont care what you or Grayson or anyone else says. She is still alive and I will find her and bring her back, even if it ruins me.”

The middle of the third month was practically lived in the Batcave, using every new resource now available to him. He still went out and searched Gotham, searched towns and cities around it ruthlessly. Nothing really stopped him, from requests, orders, threats, even blocking and locking up exits after leaving for patrols. Damian still found his way out and continued following lead after lead. He felt as if he was slowly going crazy, seeing glimpses of her in crowds or on streets. But every time he’d catch them it either wasnt here or she was gone by the time he caught up.

But he didnt give up. He wouldnt give up on her like everyone else.

She never gave up on him, he refused to let her down by not doing the same.

Even as some nights doubts flooded his mind, clouding his resolve.

Shes out there...she has to be....right?

It was the fourth month. He was almost broken from exhaustion and on the verge of completely losing his mind when Grayson gently coaxed him from the Bat Cave to the Tower. He was so exhausted he didnt register the slight apologetic tilt to his worried frown, the almost guilty pleading light to his blue eyes.

When they got to the Tower and Damian set his foot on the pavement he almost pulled out his sword and attacked Grayson on the spot if he had more of a mind to. His anger flared then swept itself away in the wave of emotions that struck him seeing the female figure standing beside Red Hood, looking at him with the small smile he’d almost forgotten.

“ Damian...what the hell happened to you?”

Her voice, low, shocked, concerned and alive was what snapped him into motion, storming over to the two with an enraged look of death.

Her dark hair was longer now, starting to lightly brush her shoulders instead of her ends of her ears. She’d lost a little weight and she was dressed differently than she normally would. But those aqua green eyes were still the same he remembered, eyes dark with concern at his silence.

He kept storming for her, fists clenching so tight his hands began to sting and he looked like he was about to punch them both in the face.

“ Damian...? Shit Damian you look terrible what--” She never got to finish that sentence before Damian was holding her in a bone crushing hug that actually knocked some breath out of her. He held her as tight as he could, held her warm, real, living and breathing body in his grip and let himself relax for the first time since she left him.

She was there, she was ok, she was ALIVE.

He felt her arms slowly but surely wrap around him in response, one hand grasping onto the back of his shirt and the other slipping around his shoulders, her face pressing into his shoulder. Her scent flooded his senses, she smelled a little different, like soap and tacky strawberry shampoo but it was still her.

“ Gracie...Gracie I swear if you ever....EVER pull a stunt like that and fake your fucking death on me again I will kill you myself when i get my hands on you...Dont ever do that again...” His threat didnt bother her by the sound of her soft, apologetic laugh. Her grip around him tightened and his body loosened and uncoiled as if her presence her touch was carefully unwinding a tightly coiled spring. The world around him was a bit of a blur as she moved away to look up at him and press her hand, her warm living hand, to his cheek with a apologetic smile.

“ I wont do it again...I promise Damian...never faking my death again. I’m sorry I couldn’t tell you...im sorry.” He shut his eyes and leaned into her hand, letting her voice, her touch, HER wash over him. She was here, in his arms, alive and breathing and talking and HERE.

“ I never gave up...” He felt her perk up at his words, even felt the almost puppy like confusion. He opened his eyes and gave a small vulnerable smile that he only showed few people and his pets. He moved his hands to cup her face before pulling her into another embrace, cradling her in his arms tight as if she would disappear the moment he let go of her.

“ I never gave up on you Gracie...Even when the rest of the world acted like it did....I never stopped looking for you, following the trails you left me.” She smiled, eyes getting wet and glassy.

“ You....Fuck Damian...I really dont deserve you...and I know you almost caught me a few times...” He chuckled softly and leaned his head forward pressing his forehead to hers.

“ Dont ever do that again or I’ll skin your hide.” She gave another soft laugh, the sound almost music to his ears after the past for months of hell.

“ Never again.” He smiled and leaned his face more, the relief physically showing on his body as he pulled her closer.

“ And thank you...for not giving up on me.”

End

And There it is! I know it might be kinda crappy but the inspiration hit and I wrote everything that came to my head! I hope you guys like it and if you have any questions about the Oc Gracie feel free to ask! I love babbling about her!

@phantommoonpeople @preciousthingsareprecious

Please reblog with the tags if you like it!

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nightwingswing · 6 years

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“The family’s girl” (Batfam x reader) Part9

Hello my dear lil’ wings!!! ❤

Im sorry for this much delay! but this college year is very handful and i wont be able to update often. But i will try to update and post new stuff every week.

Now~ my dear wings, in this chapter there is a poll with who will the reader go to the gala...so re-read them all and chose!

Part1 Part2 Part3 Part4 Part5 Part6 Part7 [Interlude] Part8 Part9 (we are here!) Part10

Tags: @hamsterforlive @plethora-of-things @wonderlace19 @totallovelesson @crazyfreckledginger @algentforthewin @lastbeliever @redbird-97 @superawesomegeek @blackcat995 @cutiedaij @electra-writes33 @conspiracy-teen @redbird-97

If you want to be tagged in this or any of my fics, feel free to message me anytime! ❤ ❤

(btw,like the new cover? tell me in the coments with also your choice!)

Nowww, enjoy!!

**Previously **

“Bye, Tal!” You smiled running to your home. “Bye…mother.” She smiled. “She’s just like her, isn’t she, my dear.” A dark shadow hissed. “Tal…that’s what she used to call me.” The woman smiled. Ra’s Al ghul came out of the shadows. Hugging his daughter shoulder. “Soon… Soon my child she will be where she belongs.” Ra’s said, looking at your back. “She will be back with us… My beloved.” His eyes became slits. “And nobody will get in our way.”

**Now**

You skipped happily to your apartment, clutching the cups of breakfast. As you went up to your apartment again you saw Dick sitting on the kitchen table with Damian hugged to his waist as Tim helped jay stand up. They all looked at you with worried glances, then Dick smiled.

“Hey, (y/n)”

“Hey guys,im back. Jay what did i told you?!” You frowned at him, he smiled and rubbed the back of his head.

“Sorry.. .I-I was hungry…?” He smiled as you tt’ed. You let the breakfast on the table and walked towards Tim and Jay.

“Help me get Pewpew to the couch.” You said, pulling Jay arm around your shoulders.

“Pewpew..?” All the boys simultaneously asked. You blushed slightly.

“Yeah…”

“Why..why Pew?” Jay blushed but tried to stay manly in front of his siblings.

“....” Your ears reddened. “W-well...you're Red hood...and….and well...you always go “pew pew” “ You blushed even more as you made gun sights. “ so...i call you pew pew…..”

“.....” All the boys keep staring at you, mostly Jay who had an huge blush on his face.

“fucking hell...that's the most fucking adorable thing ever...i love it”Jay mumbled.

As Tim and you helped Jason to the couch, Dick poured the drinks in cups as Damian took the food. You all sat together in the couch, laughing and playing.

All the while, the boys had mixed feelings. The first of worrying for what Ra’s is planning and second..they couldn’t help it...they were fucking jealous.

///*\\\

“So…with who are you going to the Wayne gala tonight?” Dick asked nonchalantly.

You stared at him like a deer in headlights as you coughed hard,trying to swallow you (f/f) muffin.

“WAT?” You said, trying to swallow and cough at the same time.

The boys looked at you and smiled, thinking how adorable you were.

“The gala is tonight?!?!?!?!?” You yelled covering your mouth and red face.

“Yes, Father invited you over the day of the dinner. Remember?” Damian said.

You blushed, remembering clearly the night...and the wink Mr. Bruce Wayne gave you.

“O-Oh...wait I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR!!!!!!!” You covered your eyes in alarm.

“AND THAT’S WHY WE ARE HERE!!!” a voice boomed, you looked at your still broken door to see Stephanie, Cassandra and Barbara standing there with Duke.

“ITS GUUUUURRLLLSSS DAAAAAYYYYYYY!” Steph cheered as Barbara and Cassandra smiled.

“Girls!!” You said happy as you went to hug them. “youre my life savers!!!” They smiled and hugged you back.

“It’s okay, that's why we are here.” Babs smiled.

“Hey Duke.” you smiled as you hugged the taller boy.

“Hey (n/n)” he smiled. “What happened to your door?” he looked at you confused while a Dick in the background tried to tiptoe his way out of your piercing glare.

“..A Grayccident happened…” You glared at Dick who smiled and brushed his hair back.”

“Well, we are taking (y/n) shopping, meanwhile you boys better clean this mess and you better fix this door.” Babs said.

“YES MA’AM!” the boys said.

“Duke,i trust you to keep watch on them.”

“oka-Wait i was supposed to go with you!” He said.

“sorry, gurls day. No boys allowed.” Steph grinned as she dragged you away, followed by two amused Cass and Babs. Leaving five sad jealous batboys.

///*\\\

So you and the girls were in the shopping center, trying a thousand dresses. Steph had decided for a mermaid tail style purple dress while Cass had chosen a black glittered with gold sleeveless gown and Babs had chosen a yellow and purple tux style dress. You smiled at your friends as they looked divine. While you obvious were clapping at them they exchange sly looks as cass and Babs dragged you to a changing room, you were left with a (f/c) (short/long) dress. You decided to try it on and woah…

it was freaking amazing.

“you're doing amazing sweetie”

Thank you.” you smiled”

“ (y/n)!!!!! GET OUT GURLL, WE HAVE TO SEEE!!” Steph yelled.

“I'm on it!” You said before opening the changing room’s door and walking to them. They smiled bright as Steph whistled.

“ *FIUUU FIUUU* So gorgeous (n/n)!!!” She smiled as Cass gave you a thumbs up and Babs clapped.

“I think were all settled then.” Babs smiled.

“Yeah” You smiled as you entered the changing room to pay for the dresses.

///*\\\

Meanwhile, the boys were fixing your door while Duke keep guard of them.

“So...why the hell id the door broken?”

“Dick did it.”

“I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN DANGER!!”

“ He just wanted to woo (y/n)!!!” Tim said.

“HE ISN'T AS BAD AS DRAKE! HE SLEEP WITH HER!” damian yelled

“YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!?!?!?!??” Jay and Dick screamed and glared at Tim.

“...SHE LET ME! AND I’VE KNOWN HER FOR LONGER!!”

“SO?! SHE LOVES ME BEST!” Damian screamed as he hit tim with his mop

“FRUUUCK NO! SHE LOVES ME MORE!!” Tim smirked

“YOU WISH!!!!!”

“Well, i had a date with her.” Jay smirked.

“shUT UP TODD!!!” They screamed.

“Well,it doesn't matter. Im going to ask her to the gala.” dick smirked.

“OVER MY DEAD BODY GRAYSON!” Damian said.

“SHE CLEARLY WILL CHOOSE ME. IM COOLER AND SMARTER!” Tim said.

“WELL IM AWESOME!” Jay attacked.

“IM MORE GOOD LOOKING!” Dick said,jealous.

“IM THE BEST ROBIN!!!” Damian said.

“YOURE A KID!” Everyone said.

“IM 16!!!”

Duke was eating popcorn while watching the robin war, thinking.

“wat did i do to deserve dis?”

///*\\\

In an cold cave, the ninjas were dressing in cool black suits as a woman in a long sparkling white and green dress walked towards the man in the edge of the cave, wearing a blue tuxedo.

“Father.” The woman bowed her head.

“My dear Talia...tonight...tonight we strike.” He smirked, the woman smiled sickly sweet.

“yes….tonight...tonight (y/n) will be ours.” She smiled as her father held her hand.

///*\\\

As the girls and you entered your apartment you noticed your fixed door as hugged it.

“my dooorrrrr” you nuzzled your door.

“stop being so cute (n/n) the bags are heavy!” Steph whined.

“Yes yes!” you smiled as you opened the door.

The sighs you find made your eyes widen and a blush cover your face fully, your eyes burned as the bags fell to the ground. You could hear the girl giggle behind you.

In Front of you, Timothy Drake, Jason Todd, Richard Grayson and Damian Wayne stood on their knees, holding a (f/f) on their hand.

Blushing hard, with teary eyes and with the cutest face ever they asked:

“ (Y/N), WILL YOU GO TO THE GALA WITH ME?!”

To be continued...

so…(y/n):

Who will you choose?

Dick Grayson.

Jason Todd

Tim Drake

Damian Wayne

¿?

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unlit-tragician · 6 years

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92 truths

rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you, at the end choose 25 people to be tagged

i was tagged by @berryzouis !! thanks so much for the tag Danni!!

LAST:

last drink: pepsi

last phone call: my sister daisi

last text message: “omg yeah I get that a lot 😂 😂 “

last song you listened to: DNA by bts

last time i cried: a few hours ago while I was watching beauty and the beast with my family, during the evermore song

HAVE YOU EVER:

dated someone twice: nope

been cheated on: nope

kissed someone and regretted it: yeah

lost someone special: big ol’ yes

been depressed: when am i not

been drunk and thrown up: lmao sadly yes

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

made a new friend: yes, i made a few good ones

fallen out of love: no? don’t think so?

laughed until you cried: like every week

met someone who changed you: i believe so

found out who your true friends are: a few yeah

found out someone was talking about you: yeah, apparently I come up often in conversation cause I’m fairly known, was a shocker to find out

GENERAL:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life? : a few, but those are like personal friends who i’ve given my url to, like claudia or mia

do you have any pets?: sadly no

do you want to change your name?: at time i do, sometimes i’m not comfortable with my name

what time did you wake up this morning?: almost noon, around 11.45am

what were you doing last night?: celebrating the new year and watching lemonade mouth with my sister and cousin

name something you cannot wait for: for tim drake to be recognized as the genius that he is and for him to get his old red robin suit back

have you ever talked to a person named tom: not that i remember, probably have

what’s getting on your nerves rn?: stress of everything, next semester, fafsa, transferring, me avoiding my problems

blood type: A+ , i have a blood card (: i think that’s pretty cool

nickname: dds (mainly by family)

relationship status: single af

zodiac sign: virgo

pronouns: she/her

favorite tv show: my mind went blank lmao, i’m just gonna say shows that i currently enjoy bc i don’t have a fav -> voltron, young justice, miraculous ladybug, doctor who, my hero academia, etc

college: community college in my area, should be transferring next fall !

hair color: rn it’s half blue half purple, original is brown

do you have a crush on someone: sadly yes, very unrequited as well

what do you like about yourself: my freckles, i don’t have as many as i did as a child but i love them nonetheless

FIRSTS:

first surgery: back in 3rd grade, nothing major but still memorable

first piercing: do earrings count? as like a baby lmao

first sport you joined: soccer

first vacation: disneyland

first pair of sneaker: ??? vans maybe ??? i liked vans more as a kid

RIGHT NOW:

eating: nothing, but i had a pinguino cupcake like 2hrs ago

drinking: nada, should drink some water before bed though, i’m a bit parched

i’m about to: finish this, then scroll through tumblr before going to sleep

listening to: only angel by harry styles

want kids: maybe 1 or 2, depends

get married: hopefully, i really want to wear a big ol’ fancy white dress

career: surgical nurse and medical anthropologist (:

WHICH IS BETTER:

lips or eyes: depends but i’d say eyes

hugs or kisses: hugs

shorter or taller: eh, i’m already short so too tall is a no go, but tall

older or younger: older

romantic or spontaneous: romantic bc i really hate last minute things sometimes, like spontaneous is good but eh, mixed emotions on it

sensitive or loud: both, bc i can be either

hook up or relationship: depends on the person

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

kissed a stranger: nope

drank hard liquor: yep

lost contacts/glasses?: don’t use any, but probs lost sunglasses

sex on first date: nope

broken someone’s heart: yep lmao

been arrested: nope

turned someone down: yep

fallen for a friend: sadly yes

DO YOU BELIEVE:

in yourself: on a good day i do, on bad days not so much

miracles: yeah

love at first sight: definitely

heaven: i believe in some place

santa claus: lmao in my house i am santa

once again thanks so much danni!! and to those i tag, you guys don’t have to do it but it’s pretty fun!! i tag @garterbelt-anarchy @conspicuous-cloud @@lemoneyesharry @hufflepuffsh @etherealkieren @officialgrimreaper @flickerofziall @mitamdemo @please-dont-freak-out @snownouis and anyone else who might want to do it!! (: and happy new year to you all!!

#i forgot to put tags #lmao rip me #personal #tagged #is that even a tag for me

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gghosting · 7 years

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i dont go here anymore but i heard certain parts of the dc fandom are back on their bullshit so i’m here to say some things. namely i heard that some people have decided that bc tim is/was a high school dropout that means he’s some kind of holed-up unacademic dorito gremlin who doesnt leave the house for less than a million dollars or something. which. is truly an awful and sort of lazy characterization of tim pre-52* (i won’t pretend like i know anything abt current comic canon bc i cant deal with fandom or dc itself post-completely-destroying-tim’s-character ksdjf)

so like first of all. just to get this out of the way. it’s 2017 and at this point it’s completely reductive to pit the batkids’ characterizations against each other as if any of them deserve the title of The ___ One over the others (in this case, The Smart One, but really not necessary). theyre all complex characters. theyre all shitnerds. we get it. furthermore it’s not like... new? for certain legs of the fandom to decide to completely reject what are considered popular canon and/or fanon interpretations of the characters. it’s not edgy, either-- just opposing those interpretations doesn’t add any nuance or understanding to the conversation. it’s just sort of boring and disappointing imo

but! anyway what really gets me, what really keeps me up at night is that someone, somewhere, has decided that tim hasn’t earned the right to be regarded as like? intelligent? for some reason? just kidding i know the reason it’s because he dropped out of high school but anyway

“why has fandom decided that tim is the smart/nerdy robin when...?”

here. i will tell you

1. tim has consistently been canonically identified as the most tactically-minded batkid (perhaps with the exception of barbara, who has transcended the batkid title and also bruce’s bullshit). by his family + friends, by ra’s, and by bruce himself. like... it’s there from the very beginning! the very first miniseries! he beats shiva by outthinking her, not by actually being stronger or faster than her. it’s there from his introduction-- tim is, however unbelievably, the only person to have figured out who batman and robin were and he did that at the age of nine. wrt him being regarded as nerdy... he dms a dnd group for his friends and i really think that’s all i should have to say in his defense here

2. in before “intelligence =/= book smarts”: absolutely. we see tim struggling throughout high school + the robin series. we see him attending tutoring sessions, failing history classes, falling asleep mid-lecture. tim’s not that great at school! great. imo this isn’t indicative of either Laziness or a lack of academic interest, though, because the comics also tell us why he isn’t great at school: he’s a kid who’s been doing the vigilante gig every night since he was thirteen years old. he doesn’t finish homework because he’s out on this job that reasonably no kid should have to balance with the rest of their lives. he doesn’t get sleep because this job isn’t conducive to wellness-- mentally, emotionally, or physically. he’s a teenager for pete’s sake, and one who’s dealing with plenty of adult problems

3. ok really full disclosure what bugs me most about this is characterizing tim’s dropping out as anything but what it was-- a result of burnout (from, you know, the teenage vigilante thing), grief (you know that part where everyone was constantly getting hurt and/or dying around him), and mental illness (”but that’s not canon” man... they literally put the suicide hotline at the end of one of his comics). we see tim rise above all of these things constantly-- in his work as robin, as rr, as a member of multiple teams-- and the only time he retreats from the hardworking, intelligent kid he is is in the middle of these kinds of episodes (like... kon’s death? bruce’s? one time he thought he killed someone he didn’t and he had a good weeklong relatable crisis). using him not graduating as some kind of gotcha against his whole characterization is a copout and willful ignorance of everything else we canonically know about tim and i’m SICK!

#anyway i'm not tagging it because it's really just not good work but i'm PISSED!#and now that its out. i'll be good. its all good

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successwize-blog · 7 years

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The 6 Things You Need To Do To Change Your Life In 2016

This is a brief snapshot of my last three years:

2013: Started the year as a Senior Director in Kraft Foods in New York; ended the year sleeping on the floor of a yoga ashram fifty miles from Madurai in a forest in South India.

2014: Started the year as an unpublished novelist with sixty rejections; ended the year with an international book deal with Penguin Random House.

2015: Started the year in my dream job as the Chief Marketing Officer of a Brooklyn based start-up; ended the year having quit the job to launch The Yoga of Maxs Discontent in the US and set up my independent income stream.

This isnt a humble-brag kind of a post. Theres no straight line of success here. Rather, its a series of starts and stops, a zig-zag line of coming more and more into myself, all of it predicated by a hunger to constantly re-invent. Re-invent. Build things, then tear them down, then build a new thing again, because stasis is not an option. If you arent moving forward, you are falling back. So if youre ready to embrace a little turbulence, and a lot of fear(that weird heady feeling of excitement in your gut), then this is your guide on how to re-invent yourself in 2016. Note, I wont tell you to exercise or meditate. You should do those everyday of course but they are enablers to the goal, not the goal itself. Dont put all your mental energy into running a 10K race. If your goal isnt so insurmountable that it slashes your insides, then its not a goal. So heres how to change your life:

1. Create (or at least to create).

If a mans life is measured by the extent of its impact on others, then dont push paper around. Create stuff thats going to enhance peoples lives. A product. An idea. Art. A book. A philosophy. A company. An agency. A new way of doing things in your job, whatever. The world will disproportionately reward the creator. Its simple supply-demand economics. 2% of people are creating art, 98% are consuming art (2001 census). 13% of people are entrepreneurs. 87% of people work for them. 10% of executives in a company create new systems, 90% follow them (Gallup). Be in the Top 2%, 10%, 13%, and get results ahead of the majority. And the results arent just financial. You lose your sense of self, experience an instant of divinity, become truly alive when you create. Stuck for ideas? Maybe its time for that long overdue sabbatical? Try it. Youll never regret it.

2. Kickstart yourside hustle.

Ive been in marketing roles with P&G, BCG etc. since 2002 so I can tell you with some confidence that the last 3-5 years are a watershed in business history. With Facebook advertising, Instagram advertising, and continued improvement in Search/Ad Words etc., you can reach the exact target audience for your passion product in incredibly cost efficient ways. Seven years ago when I launched my first novel, Keep off the Grass, my only option to reach my readers was to hire an expensive PR agency that begged media outlets for coverage. This year, when I launched The Seeker in India, I reached everyone who had read similar books at a fraction of the cost. Old models are changing. Barriers to entry are crashing. The balance of power is shifting to the Davids. If you have a passion for anything, photography, writing, playing the guitar, whatever, you have no excuses anymore. Start on the side today (2016), become excellent (2017), and youll start making good money off it in 2018 to quit your main gig in 2019. Work your guts out to become excellentthats the only requirement the world is placing on you today.

3. Read like a maniac.

Work in the morning, play with your kids in the evening, do your side hustle in the night, then from 10p.m.-midnight, read until your eyes burn. Dont read everything you can lay your hands on. Plant a seed in your mind and nurture that seed by ravishing it with the best ideas in the world. In 2015, I planted a seed in my head about creating my own independent income stream. So just like Id done in 2013 with meditation and 2014 with writing, I read 50+ books to nurture the idea. Here are 3 examples (until this year youd never have found non-fiction/self-help on my book shelf):

a. The Millionaire Fastlane (Horrible title, great book) b. The Art of Non Conformity c. Think and Grow Rich

I also readTim Ferriss’ Four Hour Work WeekandJames Altucher’s blogevery day,and I followGary Vaynerchuck on Youtube.

I don’tknow the exact impact of my reading. Perhaps I change 0.5% for every book I read. But thats the magic of compounding. If youre changing 0.5% each day, its going to add up at the end of the yearand your world will transform.

4. Avoid thebusy-ness trap.

Do you feel you are rushing too much? Or your schedule is so packed already that theres no time for a side hustle? Then, carefully scrutinize your day and ruthlessly eliminate the 80% of relationships that are adding <20% of emotional value to your life. If your stomach knots with dread but you feel you need to do something only because of social norm, then dont do it. Youre not helping anyonenot yourself, not the person youre supposedly doing things for. Remember, growth=number of difficult conversations youre having everyday. Have the tough conversations and eliminate the dross. Busy-ness is a choice. This year, I chose not to be busy by skipping happy hours and obligatory family events that leave me depressed. I still failed a few times and attended too many dinners I didnt want to go to. Im going to be even stricter with my time in 2016.

5. Become a venture-capitalist Monk.

Your side hustle is your passion. Your day job sucks. No big deal. Dont quit, dont complain. Become a venture capitalist, a Robin Hood for your own ideas. Make money in your day job and pour it into your side projects. Take the best writing course in the world if youre an aspiring writer. Advertise your wedding photography business. Take a week off and learn filmmaking in New York. Rent store space for your cupcake shop. Dont buy houses and cars and expensive dinners at Nobu or whatever else people burn their money on. Live like a monk. Strip your life of the non-essentials and seek salvation only in nurturing your soul. Everything else is dust as the Buddha would say. Invest in your own growth because you are the one asset thats going to appreciate year-after-year no matter the economic environment.

6. Finally, train yourself to think only exceptional thoughts.

Nietzsche and Victor Frankl said it best. To live is to suffer and your suffering is like air in a balloonit will fill your whole heart. You can either fill your heart with mediocre thoughts like and and . Or you can pause and torment yourself with bigger thoughts, such as:Why was the world created? Does God exist? How do I live my purpose? Can I step up my side hustle? Exceptional thoughts lead to exceptional actionsand nothing less shouldbe your goal next year!

Read more: http://thoughtcatalog.com/karan-bajaj/2016/01/the-6-things-you-need-to-do-to-change-your-life-in-2016/

#2016 #betterlife #healthwellness #improvingyourlife #inspirational #lifestyle #lifestylechanges #newyearsresolutions #resolutions #selfimprovement #sidehustle #startups #thedigitalage #theinternet #blog

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djsamaha-blog · 7 years

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The 6 Things You Need To Do To Change Your Life In 2016

This is a brief snapshot of my last three years:

2013: Started the year as a Senior Director in Kraft Foods in New York; ended the year sleeping on the floor of a yoga ashram fifty miles from Madurai in a forest in South India.

2014: Started the year as an unpublished novelist with sixty rejections; ended the year with an international book deal with Penguin Random House.

1. Create (or at least to create).

2. Kickstart yourside hustle.

3. Read like a maniac.

a. The Millionaire Fastlane (Horrible title, great book) b. The Art of Non Conformity c. Think and Grow Rich

I also readTim Ferriss’ Four Hour Work WeekandJames Altucher’s blogevery day,and I followGary Vaynerchuck on Youtube.

4. Avoid thebusy-ness trap.

5. Become a venture-capitalist Monk.

6. Finally, train yourself to think only exceptional thoughts.

Read more: http://thoughtcatalog.com/karan-bajaj/2016/01/the-6-things-you-need-to-do-to-change-your-life-in-2016/

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