just wondering. Is it common to drink shower water?
Just like, while ur in the shower doing ur shower things to then face the faucet, let ur gabber gab wide open, and wait for the man-made rain to collect enough for a good ole gulp. Then repeat twice. Thrice more but never more than frice
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Author reveals on Friday! Drinks on me for anyone who can guess which work is mine before then! 🍺
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the saturday-sunday night diabolical "life is falling apart"- to do list followed by a mad scramble
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feast (ID in alt)
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Angel: no, you really made me angry this time
Angel: there's NO WAY I'm gonna forgive you so easily!
Husk: *switching to Italian* Amore, dai, ne possiamo parlare? Ci mettiamo sul divano con una coperta e un drink, se vuoi ti prendo anche una scatola di ciocco-
Angel: *weak point found* STOP USING THAT SEXY VOICE ON PURPOSE YOU IDIOT
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you're a vampire? oh yeah buddy i know don't worry. well it's just that you spent two days pretending to eat food. you were "biting" things and throwing them over your shoulder. it wasn't very subtle. i also caught you trying to stare directly into the sun like, multiple times. i'm glad the sun doesn't hurt you anymore! but you're not supposed to look at it. yeah, really bad for you. oh and that collar doesn't really hide the bite mark. it's very stylish! but it draws attention to your neck and only covers about half of it. no it's okay, you did a great job! can't exactly check in the mirror, right? heh. hey, you almost had me! keep trying i'm sure you'll get better at it
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Lego I'm begging you, I could make you millions ....
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The green rain in 1.6 is so funny. The weather guy is confused with this anomaly that has never happened in the valley before the farmer set foot in it. On that day the tv stations are green statics. Everyone is scared, either taking shelter in Gus's saloon or staying by their family's side, fearing the worst.
And then you step out and it's just Moss
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Here, everyone! Help yourself to a free Coffee yourselves while we wait for the update!
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I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...
I love your dungeon meshi art so so much
CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!
Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.
CHILCHUCK!!!
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I am seconds from.passing out from heat stroke I'm sorry for posting femboy football
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Day 3580 - 19 December 2023
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.//projectTiGER
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An idea for around lesson 41~ in OG Obey Me! when the brothers come to the human world.
In their first week, they all go somewhere with MC to celebrate.
MC is very used to going out and drinking demonus alongside them, as it does nothing. So nobody thinks twice about ordering a round of drinks for the table. Maybe two rounds. Maybe just keep the drinks coming. It's a happy reunion, after all, and the house is close by.
MC drinks enough to get absolutely plastered by the time anybody realizes what's happened. You now have a table of seven very flustered, concerned demons and a human who can barely sit up in their chair.
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The ocean is the worst soup ever 1/10 won't drink it again
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