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hungry-skeleton · 9 months
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I can't get over how they just fucking appear
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smuby · 9 months
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the scunts i mean the scouts are here. sniper or demo will be next haven’t decided yet
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syncrovoid-presents · 10 months
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Wally and the Colour RED
Wally and the colour Red have an interesting relationship in Welcome Home. This is a rambling/analysis of different things I've found that makes me believe it's an important detail moving forwards with the Welcome Home Mystery!
First! Why do I think this matters?
There's a few reasons why I think this matters! First, while all the members of the cast seem to be tied to a colour, none is as focused or as consistent as Wally and the colour red! The two primary examples I'll use to cover this is one that we've had for a while, and two that we got in this update. Those being the signatures at the bottom of the guestbook, the interactable telephone, and the name graphics on the transcript page!
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Interestingly, all of the cast are directly tied to a specific colour! The signatures at the bottom of the Guestpage and the colours of the "calls" on the telephone are the same for each character. This being pink for Julie, orange for Sally, yellow for Frank, green for Poppy, turquoise for Howdy, blue for Barnaby, purple for Eddie, and red for Wally. This is consistent (and possibly something to pay attention for in the future?)
Notably however, Home is signed by Wally, while the audio file for Wally's "call" recording is also called "duet" when you open it in another tab. Audio files with "duet" is a sign that Home is present. This means that red is not strictly a Wally colour, but also the colour for Home!
(if you're curious, the other audio called "duet" is Wally's little song he sings)
This is interesting, because Wally and Home are often treated as a duo, moreso than any other characters of Welcome Home. I would also like to point out another detail, one that I think ties into this tie between Wally, Home and the colour red.
The Records
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All the records from Wally's hidden message ("I will help you understand neighbor, I will find a way soon.") are red! Sure, some are glitched, but they are all red. As is this record with the strange audio (has anyone decoded this yet?). This audio is directly tied to Wally, as it's called "(DRAWING?) WITH WALLY DARLING".
However the hidden one's may not just be Wally. Though they are all name the tab "answer" when opened, I'm tempted to say that "answer" is wally prompting us to answer (or, alternatively, Wally is trying to answer us, however he perceives us).
I believe that Home is there too in the audio. If you listen to all of them in a row, turning up the audio will reveal that there is a heart beat in the background. This, I want to say, is Home and not Wally, as Wally does not seem to register them. It peaks about halfway through with Neighbor, coincidentally the audio that is both glitching and is made of a series of clicks rather than voice lines.
I have seen people say that this is "Help Me" or "Hello" in morse code. I do not know which is the agreed translation is (to me it sounds like "…. . ..-.. .. -.. ---", which translates to "HEĘIDO", which is not a word. However it most resembles "…. . .-.. .-.. ---" which translates to "HELLO")
Regardless of what Home may be saying, it shows that the hidden recordings can be put together into a timeline that sounds like one recording, which means it's most likely all recorded at the same place. Ergo, Home is in the hidden recordings as well!
Other spots where red is brought up
There are other instances of red being tied to Wally. Some are obvious, like his love of apples (red ones specifically), the Wally prints/finger paint on the bottom of the guestbook, the background of the "i <3 Wally" gif/sticker in the sticker section of the site (also shared with Home. Wally's character description is also shared by home!), Wally himself in the "so-below" page, among other things. Such as the Wally themed telephone being red, despite his more iconic blue swirled hair (or blue and yellow-trimed sweater), his clothing in multiple official artworks, the Wally cereal box, and more.
(Like something I've noticed, which is that Home is the only house that's a solid colour (red!) without any pattern breaking it up, plus the most "standout" red that Wally typically wears being tied around his neck (symbolism?). Plus the "W" of Welcome Home is red! That's fun too!
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There's also some... stranger ones. Such as this hidden piece of morse code found by this person, which spells out ".. -- .-. . -..", or "IM RED" when translated to english.
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And more hidden ones too, that tie into the hidden staff page (I have a post breaking that down that you can find here!! I cover everything I could find plus went through the website code, if you want to know everything about the secret staff site check it out!)
There is the red safe, which has in WHRP universe lore!! I delve into this in my other post, just know that it is something that exists both in the secret website (it is what introduces you to the hidden website!) AND it exists in the WHRP world, both written about in printed emails and as a physical object seen within The Room:tm:. You may also notice everyone is represented by their original colours, except for home, who is now white (or blank?).
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There's also scrap pieces of red paper spilled on the ground in The Room:tm: (that have drawn spirals), a red clock in the style of Wally's red car, a red painting of some sort on the wall of The Room:tm: (that we never get a good look at, though it may have a drawn yellow eye in the upper center), a red apple, and most importantly of all, this:
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The Red Notebook
This is no ordinary notebook. This here is the notebook that the WHRP team have "loaned" the Question Answerer, also known as the Head Curator of Question Answer! according to the printed emails. This book is very important because there are multiple signs that it was written by Wally. Inside is a sketchpad attached to the lefthand interior bookcase with little paintings and a handprint suspiciously similar to that on the bottom of the GuestBook page and doodles in the styles Wally has used (spirals, finger paint smiley face, the drawn apple, etc).
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(by the way, if you're interested in what the note says the most accurate translation I've found is by Tumblr user truckfreaks
"Hello,
My name doesn't matter. I am here to catalogue something I'm not sure is fully real. But it must be. I'm holding all the evidence in my hands. Pictures. Characters. Text I can barely read. It's called "Welcome Home" and it looks like it might've been a children's book? Like I said, I can't tell.
It was sopping wet when I found it. When I first reached into one of the brightly colored envelopes, my hand was already covered in some gross, [unknown - possibly “oozing”] material. It feels like antiques are always covered in some kind of grime. I'm trying to clean up what I have and do a little more digging.
There's only one name I can make out right now... Wally. Probably important, but like I said, I'll keep looking.
XOXO"
The wrap up (don't want to make this too long!)
Regardless of what you make of this, it shows that there is even more proof of Wally, not just the character but the Wally ""haunting"" the website and the Wally within the WHRP universe, all being tied to the colour red. (Quick clarification: The Wally we see in branding, clips of the show, etc are all Wally, however he isn't current Wally. He is the Wally of the past, the original Wally, the base Wallly, whatever you want to call him. Therefore I separate him from the "now" Wally. It's unconfirmed whether the Wally that's seemingly trying to communicate with us through the website is the same as the Wally that seems to be related to all the objects being sent to Question Answerer, who is the same Wally that is constantly calling them. If so, then there is only one "now" Wally. If they are separate, then there are two, possibly one in the website itself and one focusing on Question Answerer. Please note, this is all speculation).
While it's true that red is Wally's favourite colour, I believe that it's far more than just that tying Wally and the color red together. Going forwards, anything red that isn't immediately branded as a Wally related object should be considered important, at least I think so.
As for the connection between Wally and Home, both sharing the colour Red? I think this primarily is a display of how the two characters either rely on each other or are, in the vaguest of ways, tied together by fate.
Good bye for now!
#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home analysis#wh home#i have... so many thoughts!! so much I wish to ramble on!! but I shall leave it with this#hopefully it makes sense! if not I will re-read it later and maybe make it more comprehensive#but summary: red and wally!! important!! this is important!!#also question answerer... you and me we're buds from another universe @:)#the reason why question answerer is mentioned is because their part of the story is VERY important when analyzing#the background WHRP-universe happenings. The objects are heavily implied to be coming straight from the Welcome Home world#(though covered in a black ooze. The same ooze mentioned in the letter BESIDE the notebook tied to Wally AND the same ooze growing on#growing on the walls of The Room:tm:)#Other objects appearing in The Room:tm: also have this black ooze. AND!!#this black ooze is known not just by Question Answerer (who seems to be the main restorer of the Welcome Home media)#but also by the WHRP team.. who directly tells Question Answerer that if they feel nauseous#dizzy sick or otherwise unwell around the stuff.. to just ignore it!#denial TRULY is the BEST medication folks /it is not please take care of yourselves!!#however the emails (printed? which is suspicious?) between the WHRP team and Question Answerer are... odd#very odd. An oddness that goes beyond a simple company acting in corporate interest over employee safety#maybe I should cover that?#hmmmm so many things!! so many thoughts!!#Alas my habit of writing much in the tags cannot be stopped. anyways thank you very much for reading!!#I encourage you to share thoughts (if you wish! No pressure of course!)#syncrovoid.txt
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rottenpumpkin13 · 1 year
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I'm so slow I just noticed this
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uglybumbo · 1 year
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I miss them sometimes.
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benbamboozled · 1 year
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Guys, don’t worry, I know you were wondering and, yes, I can confidently say—
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Deadman IS a hottie under his mask.
My work here is done.
Source is Blackest Night #8
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A friend of mine named Box of Rocks/Kelbox made a banger of a song that inspired this drawing. This is also my drawing to celebrate SUNNY's bday : D
Originally posted July 20, 2022
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hauntingblue · 5 months
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breaking news!!!! garp isn't happy how Dadan is raising HIS grandchildren!!!! WELL I HAVE AN IDEA GARP!!!
#garp has fought more in this episode than in all of marineford.....#i really didnt expect all this flashbacks episodes RIGHT NOW#i mean its like a balm over marineford EXCEPT IF YOU THING LIKE TWO SECONDS ABOUT IT#AND EVERYTHING ACE SAYS MAKES YOU CRY#them all sleeping together 🥺🥺#they are trusting luffy too much.... build a base??? he gets dressed in the morning by pure chance#the asl flag.....#see how luffy was wearing the yellow vest in marineford bc red is aces color and sabo is blue..... i was right....#he was back to being a little kid#dadan cares and she is going to learn not to do it again xd#omg 100 tonnes hammer appearance#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 497#that was fun but now what happened with sabo#the comments saying heroic garp bested three of the best 😭😭😭#another comment saying he had a team like that but they ended up doing drugs except him being the only sane one bc of anime lmao#luffy being so happy at having brothers 😭😭#luffy saying he would save them 😭😭 yes 😭😭#luffy getting scared is such a new thing#i mean before sabaody#is ace mad that sabo and luffy arent giving him attention and are amazed by the old man??? interesting#see now they talk about roger and he just bails. probs doesnt even want to hear more shit about roger (and therefore himself)#roger is aces dad but don't say anything about this luffy... random old man is olay i guess...#sabo saying not every kid gets alomg with their parents but ace didn't even met him 😭😭#i am still mad that he hated him still when he died. like that's not right for sure#watch out ace can still get murderous...#oh they kept the little things they drank sake out of to become brothers....#the tenryubitos again..#episode 498
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awesomefringey · 2 years
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what the fuck is this , It's more like this premiere was held for Harry's managers, not Harry
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🎉 It’s the squid crew! 🎉
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katastrophic-n3vulaa · 9 months
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hi!
more is happening in keep silence, my new dd & defenders x avengers fic.
the link is to the google doc- when i've got at least 6-ish chapters done - depending on how much i write - i will start uploading it on Ao3.
some excerpts from chapter 1 are below :)
[...]
Out from a shadowed alley, a man caked in blood limps out, gripping the wall for balance. Crimson handprints are left on the wall.
Steve yells, “Sir!” and the man looks up, and for a second, Tony can smell rotting flesh, burning skin and sulphur, and the man’s face is covered in acid-like burns, a gunshot in his head, blood sheeting down from his neck, until Tony gags and blinks, and it’s gone- the man is only covered in blood, and the coppery scent floats down the street.
The man’s eyes are clenched shut, and he shudders and flinches at Steve’s second shout.
Natasha sees the flinch too and places a hand on Steve’s shoulder. The man continues down the road and disappears into a closed flower shop. Tony could have sworn the door wasn’t open, but the man continues making no noise, and then the slamming of a door echoes down the street.
There is something seriously wrong here.
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The world is on fire.
All his nerves are firing, the cuts on his body like flows of molten rock, the raw skin over his torso is covered in flaking patches of blood, the microscopic particles in the air running like sandpaper over his open skin, the vibrations of a train more than twenty blocks away arching through his bones, the lines of still-warm blood that flow down his body feels like someone carving a white-hot knife through him even though blood isn’t even close to that temperature-
Footsteps sound on steel sixteen blocks away. He flinches, burying his head deeper into his shoulders, but he can still hear all of it- 
the minivan with AC/DC blaring through the speakers and the shouts and yells of the eleven people drunk and dancing thirty-seven blocks away, the cars on the streets, the screech of brakes failing as one car slams into a corner shop’s glass window, taking a drunk couple with them into death, a man with a broken rib and a woman with a dislocated shoulder screaming and yelling at each other in Romanian, as a little girl two rooms over holds her baby brother in his crib crying, three pairs of people having sex, the dying heartbeat of an old woman sitting on the side of the road, staring up at the stars, the gunfight at the docks, two kids screaming for someone to save their father as an alcoholic mother smashes a bottle into his exposed back, a teen sitting on top of a ten-storey building zipping up a bag and stepping off the ledge-
A child in the corner of a room, gagged and long since out of tears shivering violently as their blood pressure drops to lethal levels, a sister curling around the dying body of her older brother held by her mother and father as their son dies of something that could’ve been treated had they been anywhere else, the screams of children, teens, adults and elders alike, the laughs of thirteen different people- some hysterical, some cruel, one joyful- and the thousands of different heartbeats he hears-
He can hear the gravel under his feet, the scrape of his bare feet across it, the bones in his body moving, joints rotating as his ligaments move in an instinctual way to walk, his muscles contracting and expanding, his blood rushing around his body, the blood still running on the outside of his body over skin, his heartbeat, the grinding of his teeth and his eyes blinking but he can’t see and he hasn’t been able to since he was nine-
He shudders as the scent of rotting and decaying bodies rush over him, joining the smell of salt, wind, pollen, dead fish, sulphur, motor oil, sweat, sex, alcohol, skin, nylon, plastic, burning rubber, metal, leather, cologne, perfume, tears, bricks and more and more and more and more-
But he hears familiar humming from a familiar place as he clenches his eyes shut to stop the dust and sound and light from touching them, and he stumbles from an alley as the talking of four people becomes crystal clear, he can hear the mechanical whirring from a man’s chest, the high-pitched endless squeal of hearing-aids from another, the trained quiet from a woman, and the heavy thundering heartbeat from a man whose muscles twitch then move as the man steps towards him, and he can hear the man’s lungs contract and air start moving as the man’s vocal folds move and the man starts yelling, “sir!” and he flinches, burying his head further into his shoulders and limping on forward to that familiar place.
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...and she knew his grandfather from school when they were ten.
She knows that the saying, ‘Murdock boys got the Devil in ‘em’ is one of the truest things ever said. What kills people normally doesn’t kill them.
Michael, Matthew’s grandfather, had described it as ‘a complete and utter refusal to fall, to let that wire break.’
Jack described it as a game of chance, ‘the wire frays and you fall, or you get to the top.’
 Matthew describes it as a test of faith, ‘whether you slip, or the wire breaks, to climb you have to believe.’
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Matthew stumbles into Delilah’s flower shop soaked in his own blood, fresh scars twisting around his skin, and she knows that he can’t fall again.
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ring… ring… ring…
 “Hello?”
 “Daniel, please come to the flower shop as soon as possible. It’s an emergency.”
[...]
ring… ring… ri- 
“What?”
 “Claire, please come to the flower shop as soon as possible. It’s an emergency.”
[...]
 ring… ring… ring… ring…
 “What do you want?”
 “Luke, please come to the flower shop as soon as possible. It’s an emergency.”
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ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
“If you’re calling me you know who I am. Name and number after the tone.”
 Beep
 “It’s Delilah, Frank. Come to the flower shop as soon as possible, please. It’s an emergency.”
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 ring… ring… ring… ri-
 “Who the fuck are-”
 “Jessica? It’s Delilah. Please come to the flower shop as soon as possible.” 
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ring… r-
 “Hello, Franklin Nelso-”
 “Hello, Franklin. It’s Delilah. Please come to the flower shop as soon as possible and bring Karen.”
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ring… ring… ring…
“Hi! It’s Deadpool-”
“Wade. Please come to the flower shop as soon as possible – it’s an emergency.”
[...]
 ring… ring… ring… ring…
 “Hello, Peter speaki-”
 “Hi Peter, please come to the flower shop as soon as possible. It’s an emergency.”
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jils-things · 1 month
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Hey, Jil!! Just wanted to pop in because I've been watching videos with obscure Pokémon facts, and there was one with Steven that made me go, "Oh! It's neat that Jil's husband is so thoughtful!" And I had to run and tell you asdfghjkl
I believe it's in Emerald, but I know it's definitely in Gen III. Apparently, if you don't visit Steven and get Dive during the story (which could happen if you traded over a Pokémon who knew the HM, therefore bypassing seeing Steven to get it), the game has a little fail-safe where when you go at the end of the game to collect the Beldum he leaves for the player, he'll also leave the HM Dive, which you would have gotten during the story normally! And I just thought it was cute that such a tiny detail exists ... Steven is truly a sweetheart. /p
~ swallowed--by-the--sea ⚓️
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IDID NOT KNOW THAT WHAT I DIDNTNFDJDF DJDHDBFBFBDBRHRH WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 I MEAN I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS BECAUSE OF COURSE I WOULD VISIT STEVEN IN HIS HOUSE ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS PROMPTED BY HIM 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹!!!!!!
HESUCH A SWEETHEART..... he already was a sweetheart for giving such an important item as thanks for helping BUT GIVING THE HM AS A PARTING GIFT WITH THE BELDUM IF I HYPOTHETICALLY MISSED HIM???? I DON'T DESERVE HIM I REALLY DONT DESERVE HIM 😭😭😭AHUHUHHYJGJY
um. not to slightly derail from the topic but i do have a screenshot just moments after he did give me the HM because im so silly about him heheeh 💚💚 lookie lookie 🥹
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hearties-circus · 1 year
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I know nothing about this cunt and never will but damn if he doesn't intrigue me
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cephalog0d · 1 year
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Batfics - "Rubber, Glue"
Title: Rubber, Glue
Rating: T (language, hypothetical violence)
Category: Gen
Characters/Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
Word Count: 440
Jason was half curled on the floor and struggling to breathe, which was momentarily terrifying but Dick didn’t see any blood as he crouched next to him so hopefully he was just a little stunned.
“Are you actually injured or just winded?” he asked just in case. Jason flailed a hand up enough to flip him off, which was a good sign.
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Jason was half curled on the floor and struggling to breathe, which was momentarily terrifying but Dick didn’t see any blood as he crouched next to him so hopefully he was just a little stunned.
“Are you actually injured or just winded?” he asked just in case. Jason flailed a hand up enough to flip him off, which was a good sign.
“Fuck. Off,” he gasped out.
“So not injured then?” Dick guessed, reaching to unlatch Jason’s helmet and pull it off, half so he could breathe a little easier and half to make sure he wasn’t choking on his own blood or something similarly dramatic and refusing to acknowledge it. Jason swatted at him, but distracted as he was by trying to get his lungs working properly again it was fairly ineffective.
“Gonna injure. Your face,” Jason said, significantly less growly than he probably intended as he was trying to catch his breath. Dick was also going to generously assume that was the reason for his grade school level retort.
“Right.” Dick tugged at the arm Jason had wrapped around his abdomen so he could make sure nothing had actually gotten through the armor and got shoved hard enough he almost lost his balance as Jason dragged himself upright.
“You are exhausting sometimes,” Dick informed him.
“You’re an asshole all the time,” Jason snapped back. He still sounded a little out of breath, but he managed the whole sentence without having to gasp for air and there was no blood anywhere. And if he wanted to be childish about it...
Dick composed his expression into his best Serious Nightwing Face and dropped his tone into his most Serious Nightwing Voice and calmly replied, “I know you are but what am I.”
It took a second for Jason to register the disparity between the words and the presentation, and to his credit he recovered quickly, but he was clearly used to the mask hiding his expressions and was not quite fast enough to completely suppress a quick flash of a smile before he went back to scowling theatrically.
“Hilarious. Are you done hovering so I can actually get up?”
“Can you?” This time Jason did shove him hard enough that he tipped over, although he easily turned it into a roll back to his feet. When Jason was a little slower to follow, Dick extended a hand to him, wiggling his fingers impatiently.
“Come on, then, places to go, things to do, people to punch.”
“Gonna punch you in a minute,” Jason muttered under his breath, but he grabbed his helmet and let Dick pull him to his feet anyway.
((This is old enough that it was before I caught up on current release, but it's not NOT a similar vibe to the 2021 Nightwing Annual with these two goobers, just sayin'. Go read it, it's fun.))
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zoekrystall · 7 months
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I love halloween and halloween loves me I finally won my first 100× battle. So funny that I didn't even realize it was one until it was over bc I just watch things while gaming and got attention there until it really starts. I think the plague doc mask will be my splatfest fit now while the special forces beret stays the usual. Idk if the servers were horrendous or if that fixed it for the last hours but word of advice restart your switch if your internet seems fine but you nonetheless get disconnected in battles.
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thekitsunesiren · 3 months
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Dc x Dp #46
"I'm transferring you all to another branch to focus on your teamwork." Batman announced to the Young Justice League out of nowhere.
The news surprised the whole group. They've been together for quite sometime and had gotten alone just fine. Sure, they had disagreements here and there, but that wasn't enough for them to need more training, was it?
"We've been officially working together for a long time. Why do we need teamwork training now?" Robin asked, being brave enough to talk to the well feared vigilante that many were fearful to speak against.
Batman said nothing as he scrolled through the tablet in hand, obviously searching for something.
"Because you still have problems with your teamwork. You need the help of another team your age to get a better view point of what you're doing wrong. And hopefully you'll be able to learn about the different type of enemies
"Wait, wait, wait! Our age? You mean there's another team that we didn't know about?" Kid Flash asked, the news obviously being a surprise to him.
This news was a surprise to everyone in the group. All of them thought that they were the only young heroes that worked under the Justice League.
Finding what he was looking for, Batman opened a file and the team looked at the large photo that appeared on the screen. The photo contained four teens, just around their age if not older or younger.
One was a black teen with a red beanie, and Robin was surprised to see the bulky tech in his hands that he was using. What kind of outdated tech was this team using?
Next to him was a goth looking girl with raven black hair wearing a black short with a black and green plaid skirt. Her face was concentrated into a stern glare that gave Wally the shivers. The gun that she held in her hand didn't help either.
There was another girl as well. Her black hair down and resting against her shoulders. Said shoulders and the rest of her body covered by a black and red suit with a hoverboard against her feet and another strange weapon in her hand. A gun maybe? Red Arrow was curious to see her aim when moving on that board.
And the last kid wasn't standing. He was floating. With snow white hair and green eyes that seemed to glow everytime they looked at the photo. He looked to be around the same age as the other three, but he wore a black jumpsuit with white boots, gloves, and belt. On his belt rested a thermos? Superboy didn't see how such a scrawny thing could be of any threat.
One thing was similar was that how all of the humans eyes seemed to glow. Almost as bright as the- metas'? Aliens? -did.
"These are the members of Young Justice: Dark. They have been under the Leagues employment for three months, but they've been working on their own for almost two years and managed to stop several world ending disasters dealing with the supernatural."
The statement from Batman shocked the team. Them? On their own for two years fighting against the supernatural? Surely he was joking?!
"But-how? We've never heard of them, and they were world ending, we should've known about it." Robin argued.
"Because they've never left the threats leave their town." Came Batmans clipped reply. "There have been a few close calls, but all of them have been handled. As for why the League wasn't aware, there was interference that stopped the League from knowing about Amity Park. This is the team that took our place."
This was the team? Two years unsupervised against supernatural threats that they didn't know about and they still remained uncovered? Just how strong was this team?
"I'm assigning your next mission to work under them. For the time being they will be your superiors and you will follow their instructions if you come into contact with any enemy. Do not go against their orders or else it will be dire. With this, you will learn about threats stronger than you have faced and better yourselves as a team. Do not mess this up."
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tims-missing-spleen · 1 month
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(I like to think that) Lex Luthor gets clowned on by literally everyone, and Bruce is the absolute worst.
Like he'll attend an event and a literal millisecond later, Bruce will roll up and steal all the attention. And when they're inside, him or one of his crazy "children" will "accidentally" spill very red wine all over his expensive ass suit.
And what can Lex even do?
Last time he retaliated and mildly shoved Bruce, the man very dramatically flung himself across the room and fell straight into a table. He hadn't even gotten hurt- not a single bruise or cut- but that drama queen didn't appear in public for an entire month after the incident. The backlash Lex had gotten was so not worth it.
And it doesn't stop there. His kids join in on the "fun" and bully him too.
Tim permanently bans him from all the platforms owned by Wayne enterprisese, which is like borderline illegal, so Lex sues and somehow always loses.
Jason Duke and Steph team up and make it a game to throw things on his head without him realising. And when Luthor catches one of them, he can't even shout at them or whatnot cause hes actually scared shitless. Jason, the absolute tank of a man, just grins at him while placing his hands on the very noticeable gun at his hip. Duke and Steph stand on either side of him, gripping literal knives in their hands.
Damian just outright walks up to him and begins insulting him in a couple of different languages. He always gives Lex a final disgusted look before turning and walking off.
Dick might seem the sweetest, approaching him while smiling in that nice way of his. He's the worst, though, cause he always makes sure to bring a few reporters with him before he innocently starts outing Lex's latest evil scheme in front of the audience. He makes sure to bring solid evidence of the nefarious plans, but right at the end, he goes, "idk I could be wrong," before shrugging and walling off.
Cassandra doesn't do much, but she's definitely the scariest. Whenever Lex has had enough and is about to call a hit on Bruce, she appears out of nowhere, stares straight at him, and just shakes her head while saying, "No. Regret"
Basically, Lex Luthor, public enemy #1, gets (justifiably) bullied by the entirety of the human population (honestly, only the Waynes).
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