#The baby is gonna be so ugly probably XD

[kelin-is-writing]

ok so uhm i might've submitted the first ask sonner than i wanted to xD i accidentally used a shortcut to submit it. i had no idea this was a thing lol (i think it was ctrl + enter) aaand then i misclicked and unfollowed you so i followed again and ye... it's one of those days today 💀

anyway - more dabi thoughts :')

imagine the sheer amount of rage that overcomes dabi when you get catcalled in public. you were supposed to meet up at some place and he was waiting for you since he arrived a little early. he could already see you walk down the street when suddenly a stranger whistled after you and said smt that clearly made you feel uncomfortable.

good luck trying to keep your man under control bc he's about to go feral.

- 🥛 (this feels so much better. the milk needs to be there.)

HEAR ME OUT— dabi would be so pisssed at witnessing someone catcalling you, basically treating you like an object or an animal.

you ain’t a dog, so why are these bastards whistling your way? ohh he’s so gonna burn them to fucking ashes, whom the fuck do they think are saying “let’s go have some fun” to? he will show them in person something fun.

while walking toward dabi, you see him raise from his spot on the bench he was sitting on and walk your way which makes you beam instantly, those three molluscs forgotten already as soon as you saw your pretty boy stomping heavily to you “hey baby! how–”, but then you noticed the grim expression on his face and when he reached you dabi walked past your silhouette, immediately you froze on place not understanding his behavior.

“i dare ya bastard to try whistle my girl’s way once more, i’ll burn those ugly lips of yours!”, at hearing his roar you gasp loudly before turning and rushing to him, arms closed around your boyfriend’s waist in a useless try to stop him, who had his hand lifted mid-air with blue flames bursting from it, reminding the dark haired young man that he’s a wanted villain.

those three leave right away after recognising dabi and while that was a good thing, it wasn’t a relief because now the citizens around you were going to call the cops (or even worse, the heroes) on you two, which is why quickly you grab his hand and drag him along in your impromptu escapade, rushing as fast as possible somewhere you two won’t be find by whoever was probably were on your tracks.

getting into an empty alley of a secondary road that would easily get you away from danger, once made other few shortcuts and checking that no one was on sight, you finally slowed down until you didn’t came to an halt. dabi in silence behind your bended figure, watching as you try to catch your breath.

“everyone ‘s gonna be on your back now, dumbass!”, you scolded punching him on his stomach, making the boy spurt air, before glaring at him menacingly. dabi was about to talk back at you, about how it’s crazy how you’re screaming at him, when you kept talking “if you’re gonna burn those trashbags, at least do it when no one is looking.”, and that was your actual point for screaming at him, which made the villain snort amused at you, an hand lifted so his wrist could hide the little smirk curling up his lips.

he then turned to you with a tender smile on his lips, a lifted eyebrow as his right hand went to rest on top of your head gently, cerulean eyes looking down at you in that soft way he reserved to you and no one else.

“sorry i made you worry baby, next time i’ll make sure to burn them in a way that won’t put me in danger.”, with an expression that’s a mix of worry and weak menace because you’re pouting so cutely, you nod firmly at his words. his face suddenly went serious, eyebrows knitted together and the corners of his mouth downwards “it’s just... it pissed me off so much how they were objectifying you, that i didn’t really think about where i was...”, he explained frustrated, hand going now to the back of his head, still boiling with rage at the thought of those three vermins.

you stared at him in awe for a long while before wrapping your arms around dabi’s chest and snuggling against, feeling reassured right away the moment his scent surrounded you “i love you so much, best boyfriend in the world!”, at your full of energy response, the arsonist simply melted while groaning in conflict before closing his arms around your shoulders, chin resting on top of your head as he stared forward with pursed lips and cheeks tinted of red.

“what am i gonna do with you?”, he blurted out exasperated, because damn... wasn’t he one lucky man to have an amazing girlfriend such as you.

“uhm?”, you hummed looking up at him confused after not hearing well what he just said, his voice was too low.

“nothing. shall we go now?”, with that dabi just held your hand and walked slightly ahead of you, trying extremely hard to hide his flushed cheeks but failing miserably as you got a small glimpse of them as soon as you had lifted your eyes on him, a small giggle leaving your mouth as you jumped at his side all happy and giddy.

you call him cute, then he calls you out on it horrified by you saying something like that about a villain, which you argue that it’s nonsense and while bickering lovingly with each others you two finally start up your date.

#kelin responds #answered #🥛 #bnha fluff #mha fluff #dabi fluff #touya todoroki fluff #bnha x reader fluff #mha x reader fluff #dabi x reader fluff #touya todoroki x reader fluff #PLEASE HE'S THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND WHO'S WHIPPED AS HELL FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND #and no i don't accept 'constructive criticism' or contrasting opinions on this one. you guys can keep 'em for yourselves 😋 #BECAUSE HE JUST IS. AND I DO NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER OPINION THAN THIS ONE. #he literally fanboys so damn hard and would be in awe at everything his gf does please 😭💔 #i want to date dabi so fucking bad guys... even more than usual...

[cuppa-ale]

Some shots from the Rubicon trailer + long post incoming of me rambling about it:

1. CRAYZAR...... look him.......

he’s so cute.... I actually do miss his more “ugly” look however.

he just looks so badass in this shot from season 2 ok hjgdhfjsjfhskfjs

I miss his flat nose too. :,-(  (yes that was the best example I had lol)

2. I like how Leto looks a lot here though, lol.  They did good by him.  Ace and Bob in particular look super cute.

Everyone is.... cute.... and softer?  And to be honest I have mixed feelings about it.  I included a shot from the s2 finale above as comparison, and it’s just a bit jarring I guess.  I kinda wish the style they chose was more in between the original and this new one.  That’s probably just my preference though.  I’m just very fond of the “ugly” and sketchy style of the series so I’m biased.  Particularly the dark shadows and bold colors.

and then there’s..... Gaz.

I love her original design a lot so I’m also biased here.  But, I don’t know if it’s just the more “pastel” palette Rubicon has, but it’s very hard to look at this and think she hasn’t been whitewashed a bit... idk.  Might not be my place to say but I know I’m not the only one.  I’m not... crazy about this design.  It’s going to be interesting to hear Natasha Lyonne’s voice coming out of this Gaz, anyhow. XP

In general it feels like what made most characters’ design unique has been stripped down and simplified to the point where they look more like, “generic anime character”.  I’m guessing it made them easier to animate and I’m not trying to be rude.

To say a positive though, the part where Ballmaster was flying through space and taking down enemies looked very nice, and I’m excited to see more action.  I also know this is supposed to be like a love letter to retro anime.  The song in the trailer is delightfully cheesy and I mean that in the best way. XD

3. Finally... I’m going to be obsessing over this part at the end. Babyball @ Crayzar: “Well, this is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into!”

his sad face hhfjkfhskdfjf wa. ;;  It looks like they’ve been captured so I’m very excited for what’s going on here...... Above all I was/am just very excited for more Crayzar lore.  One of my favorite tropes(?) ever is seeing a usually-powerful character being placed into situations where they suddenly have no power and how they react in that situation.

Can’t believe Crayzar’s going to Gay Baby Jail for his crimes lol.  I get drawn to characters like Crayzar because there’s so much we don’t know about him, how he feels, and how he’d react to certain things, so that’s been a major appeal for me.  So I’m excited for how he’s handled in Rubicon and what “secrets” we’ll learn about him. (which was alluded to in the song lol)

That’s all I have to say really. *blows kiss into the sky* for Crayzar, cuz it looks like he’s gonna need it lol.

#ballmastrz rubicon spoilers #?? kinda if u don't want to watch the trailer #ballmastrz 9009 #ballmastrz rubicon #Xandri Speaks

[xxtc-96xx]

Huey's ugly cake looks yummy, not gonna lie--looks like they did a great job, just need to work on being careful plating it and putting the icing on when it's cooled and not warm 💕 Baby is growing up so fast

He probably did it in a hurry and didn’t add enough flour or melted the butter too much/didn’t wait for it to cool before putting the icing on XD but it was still tasty since Newt ate it all

[frostbite-yinny]

Hiya! I would love to know what pokemon are adoptable currently-@pokeperformer

Oh! Well, its nice to see more people wanting to adopt :D I see that you are a performer @pokeperformer so I'm gonna cut out Pokemon that would need extra care, starter materials and strictly battler and strictly house Pokemon and give you a few recommendations; (for the actual adopting progress, I'm gonna need to do a background check XD too many 'evil teams' trying to get pokemon from our shelter)

Pearl the prinplup; This little lady actually used to be a contest Pokemon! She is quite high-energy but could be kind of a diva and she gets jealous a tad too easily. She was brought here because her owner though she looked 'ugly' after her accidental evolution and didn't want her.

Biscuit the Purugly; Sadly, she has a scar on her face that pulls up the corner of her lip. The owner used to let it out unsupervised so he doesn't know how this injury happened. She is an expensive bred that 'lost her value due to the scar' so the owner didn't want to keep her anymore.

Blitzy the three-legged vulpix; Her right front leg was badly injured in a battle but the trainer never got it looked at. He got caught by an officer and she brought this little boy in. It had to be amputated but he moves just fine, using his tails to keep his balance.

Nidorina; She was a catch and dump, and apparently had low IVs. She is extremely playful and friendly. We couldn't release her because she straight-up refused to leave. She has heterochromia along with bad eyesight in one eye. You will need to make sure she keeps both her eyes open and she might improve.

Now, some newly hatched Pokemon I would recommend; (because we had a BIG load of eggs dumped in our shelter and they all hatched pls help there is way too many baby pokemon)

Pichu, Tauros, a blind riolu, tentacool, snorunt, a spheal with bad lungs that will heal with time, 3 nidorans, zubat, twin eevees that are smaller than average, a VERY angry shellos (he was born angry), 15 ledyba's (I hate shiny hunters) AND an always tired Togepi

If you want to know more, we'll probably have different ones tomorrow XD

#pokemon irl #pkmn irl #irl pokemon #irl pkmn #pokeblogging #pokémon irl #pokemon #real pokemon #pokemon in real life #unreality #high stakes pokereality #high stakes pokeblogging #pokemon adoption

[mathmusic8]

Kenobi episode 5 reaction

putting spoilers under the cut since it's still pretty early in the morning

Oh great, this episode has a trigger warning at the beginning. Not a good sign

Awwwwww the flashback!!

......this doesn't work. She can't be grand Inquisitor. Disney WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Uggggh this invasion is gonna get ugly

HAJA! yeeeeee!

YEEEE Obi-Wan's helping!

This is still gonna be ugly

There's another wall with signatures!!

AAAAAAAAA THEY COLLECTED LIGHTSABERS 

awww, Obi-Wan felt comfy enough to leave Leia with Haja XD

More Anakin training flashback!! <3

Obi-Wan's giving a speech!! He's getting involved! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Death troopers... *cries*

(it's a popular fandom belief that Cody became a purge/death/dark trooper)

(Now that we know Cody will appear in the Bad Batch show, this is unlikely, but still.)

This

Will

Not

Go

Well

LEIA! "I'm gonna need a ladder."

Ohhh man, she's gonna find Lola's been compromised

HAJA! 

Garel shout out!

The negotiator is requesting to negotiate (i.e. stalling)--classic :D

Yay we finally got the fact that she knew Vader is Skywalker thing called out!

Welp that's confirmed--she was a temple youngling

Oh is this O66 flashback the trigger warning? If so, I appreciate the warning

Oh, Inquisitor lady just doing this to kill Vader?

OHHHHHKAAAAY DECENT JOB DISNEY

Obi-Wan... that dark trooper BETTER not have been Cody.

Nooooo! Tala! Nooo the loader droid!

TALA NOOOOOO!

(This was probably the trigger warning)

(I sense a million fix-it fics for this scene)

Ooof, that was Obi-Wan's first loss in a while

Noooo Obi-Wan don't give up!

Okay, he's not

About time Leia! 

Oh, that was a very quick fix for Lola.

Cool! NOW GET THEM OUT

Ohhhh no, Haja, stop dropping things!

Vader CANNNOT find that transmitter

YEEEEEE they used a decoy and it worked!!

WHAT ABOUT THE TRANSMITTER??

Oh Inquisitor lady--you dead

Whoa those fancy lightsaber things come apart??

VADER USING TWO LIGHTSABERS OKAY YES SWEET

(I mean, someone had to teach Ahsoka how. We just never saw it)

Yup she dead. There she goes

Oh? Vader let her live as a youngling. On purpose. Huh. Why. When he killed the others. Maybe specifically to use as an Inquisitor. Eh.

THERE'S the real Grand Inquisitor--about freaking time, Disney. Good to know you aren't completely abandoning your own plotlines. Us superfans weren't fooled for a second. So not sure why you even tried.

Of course the Hyperdrive is down

Ahhhh, so this is not good. Inquisitor lady found out about Luke. She might not be on Vader's side, but she's certainly not on Kenobi's side, either. She also knows who Owen is--that's an interesting weird coincidence that would only be possible in Star Wars XD

BABY LUKE IS ADORBS

and that's a wrap! So overall, pretty good episode. We're finally getting plotlines wrapped up and seeing some payoff. I'm still not a huge fan of the amount of people getting stabbed in the gut and surviving while other people are shot in the gut and go straight down.

I was glad to see Haja again, and I look forward to the chance to study that wall with the signatures to see if there's anyone we know

I would have appreciated the trigger warning more on earlier episodes--this one was relatively mild compared to episode 3, in my view. People dying in a firefight is different from Vader killing innocent children in a random village. We did have Order 66 flashbacks, but we had those earlier, too, with no warning. So ultimately, I appreciated the trigger warning, but they really should have had that on all the other episodes, too.

I'm really curious to see how this gets resolved because Obi-Wan is like, almost willing to help out again? But he's still on Tatooine in A New Hope, and the rest of the Rebellion (including Rex) doesn't know about him. So. Something big's gonna happen in the finale

#mathmusic talks #star wars #kenobi show #kenobi spoilers #kenobi series #obi-wan kenobi #tala durith #haja estree #reactions #kenobi episode 5

[mushroom-for-art]

There's a reason Namawie wears a hoodie and hat when on Snaxtooth island.

Midnight stressing, the egg in the first two is like xray into the pouch vision hence it being a darker cause its snug away in there and the last is just to show off its colors.

Text in no particular order: What if I become her? What if I screw up? What if I'm too late? The egg is dead? What if I'm not ready? What if the parents want the egg back? They left it. What if she's inside me? What if (×3)

This was meant to just be ooh nice eggie post what happened. Namawie has trauma. Her mother was narcissistic and cruel towards her usually bullying her and became unstable and physically abusive as they both got older, Namawie would make sure to take the brunt of anything to protect Meepabell as up until then Meepabell had been safe from their mothers cruel ways. Her mother also has claws which is where Namawie gets hers from and would drag them through the top of Namawies fur harshly in painful mock affection pulling out fur on her head and making her bleed, her fur is shorter there in places from this repeated abuse not growing back the sameway hence the paler parts I don't know how to draw fur scars, she gets very defensive and aggressive if anyone with claws reaches near her head. Namawie developed a lot of stress and anxiety and started clawing up her own upper arms during this time and even after she was taken away as an unhealthy coping mechanism always having raw scratches on her arms.

Naturally she's, terrified of becoming like her mother she doesn't want to screw up this kid she found she doesn't want them to be terrified of her. She's scared whatever was inside her mother than made her so twisted is inside her too, cause she knows she has issues.

Meanwhile the egg is just, absolutely swamped wrapped up and gently squished so its still in a comfy pouch with protective thick walls cause Namawie is kinda chubby under all her fur because food is a large comfort for her and her pouch is designed for that firm secure hold so eggo is straight vibing probably. No thoughts head empty. Only thing it knows at this moment is it's warm, Namawies heart beat and its heard her voice too and if it can it probably feels safe inside that egg no longer cold and dealing with frightening silence or unknown ungrumpus sounds associated with where it was left.

#my art #my oc #bugsnax #grumpus oc #Namawie #Mystery eggo #I have no self control #Tw abuse mention #Tw injuries #Tw self harm #Tw death mention #Egg straight looks like toxic sludge and I am living for it #The baby is gonna be so ugly probably XD #Lil muk looking abomination #But like I'm here for it #Ironically the egg would kinda fit in the purples make it almost seem like it could be Namawies #Shitty background and bed is shitty what can I say

[bokettochild]

So, in honor of LU's 4th anniversary, I will be sharing the results of my introducing the Boys to my younger sister! I basically showed her a bunch of pictures and she made assumptions while I laughed my ass off and tried to type while keeping up with what she was saying.

Here are the results of that!

Let's get into it, shall we?

(For clarity, my comments are in italics and hers will be in quotation marks)

"His name is Thor

"Knight in shining armor, stern, leader but not totally controlling, honor obsessed."

(She got more detailed about them all later on, but yeah, she was short with the first few, but a bit on the nose XD)

"Weird insomniac guy

"Strikes me as distrusting, wily, protective of family, lone wolf "

(I died)

"Boromir

"Strikes me as being proud, vain, sassy, a bit of a narcissist, tries to look good but often breaks the rules, look out for Number #1"

You're not that far off, I mean, he's not a narcissist, he learned not to be after the villain um...lusted after him and hilled hundred of people because she wanted him to be hers.

"Shaggy

"Ugly, he ugly. Obviously he's got a super sword so he must have done something cool to get that but he doesn't deserve it, like, he's not cool after all. He looks like he's supposed to be really cool but is actually boring. Not very relatable, too perfect."

(She tore into him lol)

(I didn't tell her anything, but I guess she picked up on the fact that he's a religious nut. And when she saw me type this she kinda groaned so....)

(She looked shocked when I said he was dating a goddess) "That's not religious that's sacrilegious!"

"Legolas

"Cute! He's cute. Probably a bit mischievous, spunky, bit of a rebel, goes off and does his own adventures when he's not supposed to. Generally smart but gets his butt handed to him on occasion from going off my himself. He's just like a cute, mischievous trouble-maker who means well but get's himself screwed up."

(I was dying as I wrote it, she got him perfect!)

"Hiccup

"Getting a Hiccup vibe, but also Sokka- Is that a boomerang? It's a boomerang :)

"He a bit timid on the surface, but he's got his own thing going and is gonna stand up for what he wants to do. He'll go off and do his adventure stuff but he's also afraid of dying or getting hurt (like the 1st Hiccup freeing Toothless scene in the woods). Easily startled but quick to spring into action. Kinda like the sneak boi."

(Told me to make sure to type it "boi")

He's half fairy.

"That makes sense.

"And his sword is dying! Look at this!!!"

(She really disliked how his sword looks, we laughed like nuts)

"Kuzko

"Why Kuzko? I already don't like him. I feel like he's cocky, a bit of a flirt, tries to look cool and screws it up. Like he thinks he's really epic, "stand aside, let me do my thing", proceeds to blow himself up. Based on the fact that he's holding a bomb I'm guessing that he does something with explosives, but he's also got a sword. And what is that, a joker's vest? He looks like that weird kid who ran away to join the circus but is also a mercenary part time."

Anything else?

"He explode."

Everyone's gonna riot, you're just tearing into their favorites!

"Baby Face- No! Mort! (like in Madagascar)

Ew. He's like an ugly baby face, is he slinging a bell around? What is that? Is that a bell?"

It's a grappling hook.

"Either he's really small and immature, or just really young, or both. I feel like the creator designed him to be this mischievous lovable character but I would probably hate him :). Probably takes on too much, tries to be a hero but he's to amateur. Probably has a dramatic backstory; like he's a prince or something. He's probably got like a high pitched annoying voice (she dislikes kids). He's like if Deku was younger and medieval, except I like Deku. He probably cries a lot too."

(Sorry to the Wind, Sky and Four fans, I can't control her)

Last one (for now)

(told her he's my fav)

"Sonic

Oh no. Oh no. I think he's like, cocky, flashy, probably a bit of a flirt, but at the same time I feel like underneath that he's really sweet. He's a team player but a bit of a showoff. It's easy for him to get himself into a pickle."

He turns into a rabbit.

No rabbits! No! No rabbits! (She just read Melvina's Therapy webtoon)

"He looks like is James Hiller tried to be an elf knight."

Anything else?

"Idk he's just weird."

He's the most emo out of all of them.

"He's emo? He looks like a 'har har snicker ha' (a swashbuckler, for those who didn't grow up watching veggies hop around telling Bible stories), like Kirishima and Kaminari combined."

Showed her this Bunny Legend page

I"Oh my frick! It's a raspberry bunny! Like a raspberry bunny from Redwall! Like if Kirby ate a bunny! Oh my freaking gosh it's like if kirby ate a pokemon! Oh gosh! He's cute! I wanna read it I wanna read it I wanna read it!"

(I converted her, lol)

That mostly sums it up, but I did show her a piece of fanart, and she told me that Hyrule looks like my old OC Fitz (I might post the art one day, lol, it was terrible!), Warriors is He-Man, and Four is a blone Tarzan.

Additionally, I told her some of them were shifters, and when telling her that manga Legend becomes what is essentially a werewolf she went "Are there any vampires?"

.....

I told her Wars was the closest to a vampire, but only because @mmmwafflesart made him one.

She did like the idea of Shadow though, go fig..

(If y'all are curious I might follow this up with her thoughts on Malon and Ravio, but those were recorded and I don't think she wants that chaos soundtrack out (my hands were too busy to type at the moment))

Hope y'all enjoyed. Sorry again to the Sky and Four stans out there!

#the idiot sister #linked universe anniversary #four years old today #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu time #lu twilight #lu warriors #lu sky #lu wild #lu four #lu hyrule #lu wind #lu legend #bunny legend my beloved! #bunny legend

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

The Skellies accidentally made S/O pregnant, their reactions? Main 5 please :))

Heya ! I'm back from the beach. Not only it was raining, but there was actually a tempest the afternoon xD Also, the car broke down on the way home, lol. Such a nice day.

I'm going with the fact S/O wants to keep the baby for this one. But if someone wants some angst, you know what to ask :3

Undertale Sans - Welp. Guess it's a good time to have a panic attack. He's teleporting somewhere else to scream, cry or both probably somewhere else. He's going to assume the baby, but leave him some time to cool down and accept it first.

Undertale Papyrus - He's quite shocked at first, but it turns very happy very quick. He has no experience whatsoever with kids, but he's very exciting to be a dad. He's already ready to read a thousand books about pregnancy. He's also immediately calling Sans to say he's an uncle. Like, just like that : "I BOUGHT TOILET PAPER TODAY. ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN UNCLE." Sans is fainting, not ready for the news at all.

Underswap Sans - Wait, for real ? You're not pranking him right now ? Please say it's a prank. Because if he realise it's for real, he's going to blackout. Blue is not ready for this at all, but sure, what the hell not. What could possibly go wrong ?

Underswap Papyrus - You can't finish your sentence, he's already crying in your arms. He doesn't care if it's an accident, he's so happy right now. Honey loves kids, wants kids and it's literally the best day of his life.

Underfell Sans - You never saw him that terrified before. His face expresses nothing but pure terror. What the hell you're talking about ? He can't be a dad ! He's mean, and agressive, and horny. He rejects everything and teleports away. It will take long days for him to calm down, then he'll accept to have that baby. But oh boy, you're gonna have to teach him everything, because the last baby he helped growing was Edge and that really didn't end well.

Underfell Papyrus - Edge.exe has crashed. Edge is looking at your ultrasound with a blank expression. It will take long minutes to have a reaction. "Do you really think I'll be a good dad ?" He's not joking. He's terrified that he might hurt a kid because of his LV or his past, or because of the fact he never really had a childhood and don't know how he's supposed to raise a child properly. If you comfort him and his insecurities, he will say yes. But like with Red, it has to be very little steps by very little steps.

Horrortale Sans - Well. He needs a moment. He would be a very terrible dad because of his memory troubles. But he just can't say no to you, because he can see you really want this child, and he wants you to be happy. So he decides to try. The first months are going to be very difficult, but with time, he will get use to the idea of being a dad soon. Though, he can't take care of the baby alone, but that's ok, your baby is pretty much Oak's and Willow's baby anyway, and Oak is really relieved he can count on his brother to be there when he isn't. However, even if he tries, Oak will not be a very good father. He can't stand loud noises, and he can put the baby in danger if he has an absence while alone. And he lives everything as a failure. It might even end with a break or him running away, because of how bad he feels about the situation.

Horrortale Papyrus - Another crying one. He's accepting right away. He's scared about how things will be with his back, but he can't always prevent things in life, and this is a proof why. Willow is very happy and run to say it to his brother. Oak is happy too (mostly because it's not him who will take care of the child).

Horrorfell Sans - He acts mostly like Red, but accepts the situation quicker. He doesn't know what he is engaging into, but as long it's with his S/O, he really doesn't care. The only things that's scaring him is that the baby finds him ugly and gets scared of him, which can be resolve with a work on his self confidence.

Horrorfell Papyrus - Chief is not pleased at first, but he feels like it's his responsability. However, he will realise as the months pass he actually wants to have that baby, so hold on. One of his worst insecurity is to not being able to protect the baby because of his wheelchair. He's scared to see the child getting hurt and not be able to do anything to save him. That's why he'll be very distant with the baby at first, but Chief is actually a big marshmallow deep inside and he will not resist very long before "goozi goozi" the baby with a stupid high pitched voice.

Swapfell Sans - Oh well. Ok. He can do this. He needs a heir anyways to complete his villain facade. Every great villain needs a son to pursue their masterplan after their death. Except that's a girl. It's fine. She can become a poisoner or something too.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's really happy and excited about this. It's something he wants for a long time. Can you imagine all the horrible pranks he can teach to his child ? He would love to do that. You are concerned. But why the hell not.

Outertale Sans - "k." That's all. He's accepting this like he's being asked to order a pizza. He likes kids and he's pretty good with them, so he has absolutely no problem with being a dad.

Outertale Papyrus - He's freaking out. Not about the baby, he absolutely loves the news. No, he's freaking out because the house is not entirely baby proof yet (he's a future nanny, remember), and could you imagine if the baby takes a knife and put it in his mouth or something ? Please don't say him the baby will hurt himself anyway because that's how they learn or he might die. He's that kind of dad freaking out over a bruise because he thinks his kid might lose a leg or something after he fell of their bike.

Dancetale Sans - Oof. That's a lot. Of course you can keep the baby, he knows he can be a dad, but man, there's going to be a lot of work to do. Rambo is not patient at all, he can be grumpy like a child and he's doing tantrum if you say no to have ice creams. How the hell are you going to explain him he needs to become an adult now ?

Dancetale Papyrus - Oh, wow. That was not planned. Salsa is a control freak, he's scared about new things, and this is a big new thing. He wants to be a dad, it's not a problem, the problem is more the fact a baby's behavior can't be planned. It's going to be difficult first months for him.

Dancefell Sans - He's crying too. Rumba is a big empathic baby. He's taking the news better than you thought. He's not questionning anything, he's just happy. Until he discovers your first nauseas and their consequences. Rumba hates vomit. It makes him sick too. He's suffering with you during the first months, at the point you're not sure which one of you is pregnant anymore.

Dancefell Papyrus - He's really happy about this, but he has no experience at all. But that's fine, he has an Instagram account instead. He's begging his followers for help to teach him how to be a dad. Half of the advices are stupid, like dancing the Macarena under a bridge naked at midnight, but he's doing it anyway. Please educate the boy.

Farmtale Sans - He's cool with this too. The next day, you find him secretly training to hold a baby with a bag of potatoes. You're not sure if it's a good thing, but he seems really passionate about it.

Farmtale Papyrus - Ben is having a panic attack too, but contrary to Sans, he can't really teleport. So he's hugging a chicken like his life depends on it. It will take time to calm down, but with some good arguments, you can convince him. Ben is going to be scared of EVERYTHING, so you better be ready for a rain of questions about your pregnancy and the baby.

Ink - Welp. He's ok with the idea of you being pregnant, but you know, he didn't realised he has to be a dad. The moment he realises, that bastard might just disappears like a coward and leave you with the baby. He's not ready to pose himself somewhere. That baby is like a leash, and he doesn't want it, so bye. You are authorized to kill him if he comes back some months later and act like nothing happened.

Error - You can hear Windows' crashing sounds again and again as he's trying to assimilate the situation. So. He's going to be a dad. Good. He's fine with that. But then he realises he'll need to touch the baby and crashes again. It will takes some times to stop his existential crisis, but in the end, he's accepting the situation pretty well.

Disbelief Papyrus - He's really happy at first ! He always wanted to be a Dad, and now it's coming to reality. But then he realises he can't tell the big news to Sans and announce him he will be an uncle. Because Sans is dead. And here you go, he's crying again.

Dust Sans - Yeah, he was already aware of your pregnancy. Your hormones are messing with his head. He's acting like a cat, protecting your belly, rubbing his head on it and purring like hell. He can't do anything about this and he hates it. But boy, one thing is sure, he's protecting that baby until the end. It's even worse when he realised how tiny the baby is. He only knows him for a few minutes, but if something happens to him, he's killing everyone in the room. He'll be a good father. A bit too overprotective, but you can work on that later.

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #horrorfell #swapfell #outertale #dancetale #dancefell #farmtale #ink sans #error sans #dustale #disbelief papyrus #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines

[cowboy-anon]

Hello there! :D Don't mind me just dropping of more questions to fruit Baby Apple xD

I am already obssessed

Okay so, First off, how would the whumper react if Apple got sick??? Like really high fever, bad caugh etc.?? On that note, how would he act if that happened to the other whumpee?? (Bonus points if he thinks that Apple got the other whumpee sick in the First place xD)

Also, what kinds of well, "methods" I guess does the whumper use to punish the two??

And one more because I have some time to kill and Apple just lives rent free in my head, why did Apple and the other whumpee only got sold together?? And did the whumper ever consider just getting rid of Apple because he didn't want him anyways??

Okay I Think I'm done now, sorry for so many questions XD

Hi there! XD Yeah, no, feel free to ask any questions you have! I love answering them! (That goes for any and all of you!) <3

Alrighty. *cracks knucles* It depends just how sick Apple gets in this scenario. For the most part, Apple’s whumper will ignore his discomfort. Coughing, an upset stomach, fevers--if he’s not on the verge of death, it’s not worth his time. If Apple started getting really sick, like passing-out-because-the-fever-won’t-go-down sick complete with sobbing and trembling, the first thing his whumper would do is let him suffer just a bit. To him, Apple’s being a pain, and so while he can’t let him die, he can make Apple’s pain worth his while. After he’s milked that for all he can, he gets Apple the bare minimum he needs, be it fever medication or a hospital visit.

Now, if the other whumpee (I’m thinking of calling them Benji!) got sick, it’d be an entirely different story. We’re talking homemade chicken soup and bubble baths and their whumper would absolutely put socks on them and tell them sternly to stay in bed and get better. And if Apple was the one who got them sick? It’d be ugly, which moves us onto that next question!

Their whumper isn’t too keen on punishing Benji*, not unless they’ve been really bad. But Apple, he practically throws himself at his whumper, and seeing that his whumper doesn’t like him very much, it’s pretty easy for him to hurt him. For the most part, the punishments aren’t very sophisticated. The most common ones are beatings and cuts, just because that’s what our whumper has on hand. Then there’s the neglect, not so much active whumping as it is torture for Apple. 

But then there are some things that require a harder hand, like getting Benji* sick for example. Then our whumper would get creative and intimate. And Apple would be so torn, because on one hand, his whumper is talking to him! And he’s touching him! But on the other hand, it hurts. 

Now, if their whumper really had to punish Benji*, he’d probably go for the knife. Then you get those slow, deliberate cuts and those whispered, “You know I don’t like to hurt you, Benji*”s. Of course, he’d patch Benji* up after those punishments, murming apologies and whatnot, not like with Apple, the way he leaves him to tend to own his wounds. 

And now, onto the sale. I haven’t thought too much about their life before their current whumper, but I want to say no one wanted to buy Apple. He was sad and lonely and didn’t look like he’d be much fun to break with how broken his spirit already seemed, and the seller didn’t want to deal with him anymore. They were losing money on him. It just so happened that the seller had this realization before Apple’s current whumper walked through that door, and seeing how adamant he was about getting Benji*, the seller tacked Apple along.

And onto your last question! Yes, Apple’s whumper has tried to get rid of him before. Their whumper was trying to drag Apple kicking and screaming out the door that day, just a week after they’d been purchased. Apple wanted to stay so badly. He got attached to their whumper pretty early on. But it wasn’t until Benji* spoke up that their whumper decided to let him stay.

You could say Benji* was so sweet for doing that, for saving Apple from the cruel world that was no doubt waiting for him outside that door. In reality, Benji* was scared that they’d have to live this life all by themself. It was enough to make them request the first thing they ever had in their whumper’s company.

They feel bad about it, sure they do, but they’d rather live with the guilt than endure their whumper all alone.

Thanks for the questions! If you’ve got more, feel free to send an ask! (Maybe send just one or two in an ask though, just so these answers don’t get crazy long. XD) <3

*Does Benji sound good? I dunno, I wanted them to have a name that was kind of a bit more elegant and “deserving of praise,” ya know, but I can dig Benji, not gonna lie.

#thank you for the ask! #apple the whumpee #whump #whump oc #whump writing #beating tw #cutting tw #cuts tw #knife tw #stockholm syndrome tw #sickness tw #punishment tw #pet whump #captivity whump #broken whumpee #clueless whumpee #neglect tw

[janewatson]

Helluva Boss Trailer Analysis!

Yes, I watch this.  Yes, I like it.  No, I won’t argue with you about it.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s just say that I was up when the trailer dropped, and was still up for a bit after.  I’ve watched it so many times now, just absorbing everything, and now it’s time to break it down.

I’ve seen a few breakdowns already, but I noticed that there were a few things people hadn’t mentioned.  So I’m tossing my hat in the ring, let’s see if we can figure out what Vivziepop has in store for us!

I’ll be breaking down by scene, as well as go over voiceovers and predictions real quick, so prepare for a read after the cut!

Ok, first, had to laugh at Millie’s Peppermint Vodka Molotov Cocktail.  Creative, but what a waste of vodka :(  The background is of a beach, but she’s not in beach clothes (let’s face it, a bikini would probably kill Moxxie)

Moxxie is shooting at something while he’s swinging from a rope in a deserted theater.  Piano on the floor, and a sun pattern on the back wall

Blitzø (thanks for the copy/paste, Google) cleaving a blonde in half with a baseball bat.  Damn, he stronk!

Diss Summar’, with the little doodles!  So cute :3

Drunk/drugged/in shock Moxxie, poor Millie, and something big bursting out from the water behind.  Tied to first scene?

Stolas’ ‘Special Access’ bit from the Sneak Peeks, talking about the Harvest Moon festival in Wrath

Moxxie and Blitzø in a green lit room, looks like a two-way mirror on the wall.  Interrogation?

Correction to ‘Diss Season’ XD  Hopefully that means we’ll get an episode before spring, but if they need more time, that’s understandable

Glammed up Stolas at some kind of burlesque, owned by Asmodeus ‘Ozzie’, Prince of Hell’s Lust circle.  Wonder why he’s there...

CHERUBS!!!  Also from the Sneak Peeks, we know that this is a commercial, and that the TV showing said commercial gets blown up a few seconds later

Angry Blitzø, probably yelling at Moxxie, being scared shitless by a hellhound behind him.  I think this is a repo/impound/chop-shop guy who took IMP’s van, as in a later scene, they’re shown in a fence with other cars, especially because Blitzø yells ‘RUN’ at the end of the scene

Loona and Blitzø filming someone’s misery (again, probably Moxxie).  They’re in western outfits, but they’re probably still in Hell

Tentacle wrapping around drugged Moxxie and taking him, too fast for Millie to react and stop it.  Again, looks like it’s tied to the first and fifth scenes

Sassy Blitzø, probably talking to the repo-hellhound or punching-bag Moxxie.  Same setting as scene 11

Blitzø running to the window of what looks like a recording studio, with ‘VM’ spray painted on the doors next to him.  He looks distraught, but it’s not clear why

Recently choked-out Moxxie recovering, while being frame by a spiny-tailed Imp wearing what I assume is a serape, since it looks like they’re on the ranch Loona and Blitzø cheered a poor soul, scene 12

DEPRESSED BIRD DADDY.  WHY ARE YOU SAD???  IS IT GONNA MAKE ME SAD??? OH NO I’M NOT READY unless its a flashback, but stilllll

Perturbed Blitzø holding his special flintlock in a western-themed room.  Looks like he has his outfit from scene 12 on, probably the same episode, but whatever happened/is going to happen, it’s not good

Dressed-up Moxxie, who probably jumped bombed a performance, is upstaged by Robo Fizz and most likely a Robo Ozzie, given the designs on its’ head(s).  He looked uneasy even before the Robos popped up, so something else was going on first.

Scaley eye blinking and getting MAD, attached to the tentacle that kidnapped Moxxie?

50% off add for Spring Break victims, complete with coffee stain, and Blitzø‘s horse doodles.  I got a mental image of Moxxie scolding Blitzø for drawing at work, so he BS’d it into an ad.

Either Blitzø is a terrible driver, or they’re trying to speed away from someone.  Repo-hound, maybe?

HUMAN!!!  Almost definitely a human pop-star singing on a Coachella-esque stage!  I tried to fill in her name, but could only get ideas of what some letters were.  Her initials are most likely VM, from the recording studio scene, but the bottoms of some letters could be an E or L, K or R, so we’re left with V~(L/E)(K/R)OSI(K/R)A MA~~.  It also looks like she’s wearing heels, so she may be the person who threw Blitzø in a later scene

Moxxie about to be trampled by what can only be a horse, given his outfit.  Loona and Blitzø are probably filming XD

Shocked Stolas, standing up at table.  Same outfit as the burlesque, but he doesn’t looked surprised enough that it’s the part where Moxxie is upstaged, more something emotionally jarring.  Blitzø kissing someone else, maybe?

Blitzø pushing Moxxie out of the way and pinning him just outside a Hell portal in an alley, most likely Earth.  Blitzø looks mad, and rightly so, as he’s looking a little beat up himself.  Connected to the interrogation scene?

Happy Blitzø turns horrified outside some elevators with Moxxie.  Judging by the water cooler in the back, I think he’s about to slam into the recording studio.  Behind him, Moxxie gives no shits

Blitzø looking miffed, maybe at something Moxxie said.  Looks like the same scene with the repo-hound, as the setting itself looks like an impound lot, with the IMP van smack-dab in the middle of it.  I love that the license plate is IMP-666 though

Unhappy Blitzø (ok, let’s be honest, when IS he happy?)

Moxxie swinging Millie around in the deserted theater, passionately frenching each other

Blitzø getting pushed down by a horned, high-heeled... someone.  Again, might be the pop star from earlier, but there’s horns...  Maybe the pop star is human-passing, and has an alternate demonic form, like the Hazbin Hotel cast?

Western-clad Blitzø pulling his flintlock on someone, most likely before scene 18.  Most definitely Hell, judging by the poster and previous scenes, but I’m digging the décor

Blitzø not getting a break at all during this trailer and being yeeted into a dumpster, which closes on him.  Gonna take a stab and say it’s outside the burlesque Stolas and Moxxie were in, from the colors and posters of Lust Ring, Personal Companion Robo-Fizz, and Angel Dust.

The next scene is of him climbing out of a dumpster to fall into another pile of trash.  He just doesn’t get a break, does he?  It doesn’t look like the dumpster outside the burlesque, but it is similar to the alley with the hell portal, where Blitzø pinned Moxxie.  Maybe not the same scene, but most likely same episode.

Editor being absolutely plastered, teasing all the fun stuff to come in 2021, since 2020 can go f*ck itself.

And that’s a really in-depth breakdown of all the scenes in the trailer!  Now, for the voiceovers.

First, Loona’s asking if anyone ‘Can feel that?’.  Interesting thing to ask, so we’ll have to wait and see what catastrophe happens

Millie gently yelling at Moxxie to ‘DON’T PANIC’

A calm voice announcing an elevator’s departure to the Lust circle of Hell, which is most likely where the burlesque and Robo scenes are.  As to who is going, it’s either Stolas or the IMP crew, or maybe both?

Horny Stolas cooing ‘Oh, Blitzy!’, followed by Loona’s ‘SHUT THE F*CK UP’ from the Loo Loo Land episode.  Finally, I have a high-res clip I can set as my ringtone!

Blitzø yelling  ‘Dammit, Moxxie, this is all your fault!’, which may or may not be true since he scapegoats Moxxie, who replies ‘How is this my fault???’

Pop star asking, ‘Y’all ready to get f*cked up and make some b*tchin’ bad choices?’.  It’s most likely her talking, since the her lips synch up with her scene, and it’s a new voice we haven’t heard before.

Moxxie’s cut off ‘M*THERF*CKER!!!’.  So happy I get to hear Invader Zim go off, poor boy needs it XD

Blitzø being Blitzø and trying to tone down a big deal, stating again that he doesn’t pry into their personal lives, even though he obvious does (see Helluva Boss Pilot for more)

Robo Fizz’s line from Loo Loo Land asking if anybody loved Blitzø.  I’m gonna be honest and say that line choked me up in Loo Loo Land, and so did Blitzø’s response, until ‘But I’m really good with guns now.  DANCE, B*TCH!’

Moxxie ending with ‘That is deeply unsettling’, again from Loo Loo Land.  Throwing shade on Helluva Boss haters, maybe? :3

All right, now, predictions!

Chaos in a theater, with focus maybe on Millie and Moxxie’s relationship, maybe an origin story?  It won’t be the only one, with the tentacle beach monster and drugged Moxxie bits, so we can expect a lot of story and character development from the two of them.

Farm episode!  Blitzø either drags them onto a farm, or there’s a client who invites them, but sh*t will happen.

Really excited to see what happens in the Lust ring, and for the return of Robo Fizz!  Baby boy only got a few minutes of screen time, but is currently my favorite character.

Repo episode of rescuing the IMP van, probably resulting in overall team building and character development.  I really want to see Loona tear a new one into that *sshole-looking hellhound, though.

Pop star episode!  Really excited to meet this new character, I wonder what her name is and how close I was XD  Either Blitzø and Moxxie break into her recording studio to meet her, or she’s a client, but we’ll see!

Trapped on Earth/Run in with Earth authorities episode?  That interrogation room didn’t exactly look Hellish, and they obvious meet some kind of resistance while on Earth that looked like it was gonna get messy...

Stolas episode!  Please please please be flashback and story, I loved Loo Loo Land but really want some more lore and development on his character and maybe relationship with Blitzø.  Bird obviously needs to work through some things, and I really want to watch him grow, ever since I saw him struggle to tell Octavia why he was cheating.  Him stuttering and ultimately being unable to find a reason why really hit home, and I’m glad it was something they included since in media, it’s always ‘Well, she’s really ugly’ or ‘I don’t love him anymore’.  He still has feelings for his wife, but wanted to f*ck Blitzø too.

Even without the trailer, we do know that we’re getting episodes focusing on CHERUB and a Harvest Moon festival, but still.  There’s so much content Vivzie and Co have been working hard to make, and I can’t wait to see what they have in store for us.  Dark comedy aside, there’s so much story they can make just around these four characters, following their growth and happenings around Hell.  It’s such a cool premise and one that hasn’t been washed and worn so many times, like cop or murder shows, and I can see this going on for quite a bit.

Well, here’s to an exciting 2021!  Thank you for all your hard work, Vivizepop, keep it up!

#helluva boss #season 1 trailer #blitzø #moxxie #millie #loona #stolas #helluvaboss #vivziepop #hazbin hotel

[hyotenhyakkaso]

Winter watches DiamondDust part ??

Kusaka T poses for dominance over the Soul Society. 

I had to back track for this bb. 

God- These two are going to kill me. I need to make a meta post fjalksdfj. 

TEMPORARILY??? BITCH WHERE’S HE GONNA GO? HE ROOTED HIMSELF TO THE GROUND WITH ICE. I DONT THINK HE’S GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON. HE’S MAKING LIKE A TREE AND SITTING THERE. 

T H E M

Soi-fon yeeting her Haori kills me. 

-snerk- 

Apparently I’m dyslexic because I thought this said “Is this a woman?” 

Can we talk about how fitting it is, how Byakuya’s lieutenant has a flower collared snek? No? okay moving on

How is toshiro still climbing when he’s literally wounded from both his shoulder and his side- This man is titanium i swear to frozen heavens. 

THEY’RE GAY YOUR HONOR- 

HELP ME WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS. NEITHER OF THEM TRY AND EVEN ATTEMPT TO CATCH HER. THEN THERES THE FACT SHE SCREECHES AND  OHMYGOD. 

GAY PANIC

I can’t tell if he’s just not wanting to say anything or just is violently disassociating. My hunch says both.

BITCH IS STILL ALIVE AFTER HE GOT CUT IN HALF AND YEETED 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER. 

Kenpachi really said “Perish” 

When you think you’re done with a floor but there's mORE

When you and the GF have the same idea. Like literally- the same idea with three different people. (I’m not joking)

And then they never talked about it again ever <3 Though I do have a question. Why does he not want anyone to know? But now this makes three people apparently. Has this ever been like- mentioned in universe? Did I just miss it??

HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING 

this is really cool buT WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT-  ARE YOU THE ARMSTRONG OF THIS SERIES MY GUY???

Byakuya to the rescuuuee

Ichigo: The last time I got put in here I got my ass kicked

How many times do I have to save your asses? - Bya probably

He looks so tired- of being here or everyone’s bullshit is anyones guess. 

WHY IS HE RIPPED- 

What a fabulous way to die. 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

Hot 

Wheee~

Two bros flying through the air to kill a guy~ 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay~!

Dude- that didnt work when Kenpachi tried it. Why did you try it

Some-

BODY ONCE TOLD ME- 

I do find it interesting how they change the color of the ice between Hyorinmaru’s. Letting you tell the difference right away. Kusaka’s having a more violet blue while Toshiro’s is more of a green turquoise blue. 

Kinky. 

WHY IS THE WEAK POINT ALWAYS THE FOREHEAD OR THE EYE. I DONT UNDERSTAND. 

mAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE-

Avatar Kusaka- 

Fuck Toshiro I guess xD

HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING. also can we talk about how short he is compared to ichi

HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING???

h- Yanno what they’re both stubborn. 

I cant imagine what he’s thinking right now. Possibly “Is that how I look-” Also they started from different sides of the screen. and started scream running toward each other. 

Poor baby is scared tf. Goddamn it Central 46.

I wanna talk about this one too in a different post. 

.... Well actually the stealth force killed you the first time but go off I guess- 

I didnt need my heart no. 

-ugly sobbing - 

Shes gotta point- 

Why does the ouin look like a stamp.

That small laugh gives me life 

YOU SO FUCKIN PRECIOUS WHEN YOU S M I L E 

HE FOLLOWS WITHOUT A DAMN WORD. 

Bonus: 

#~Winter watches; Bleach Diamond Dust Rebellion~ #tw: long post #~Rest of it is under the cut~ #~It goes from about the halfway point to the end~

[aesthetical-bucky]

Three’s A Lucky Number

Pairing: Bucky x Female!Reader

Summary: You’ve sabotaged Bucky’s dates three times, but what happens when the super soldier finally confronts you about it?

Requested by @hailmary-yramliah​ -  Hey! So I love the fic Hungry Heart and wanted to request again since you're an amazing writer! XD Could you do a BuckyxReader where the reader is jealous of Bucky's date because she has a crush on him and he's oblivious? Maybe he finds out when the reader sabotages his date and he confronts her? Or you could go a whole different route hehe thanks in advance! ❤️

Warnings: Language, sex toy play (at the end), implied smut, a smidgen of confrontation in a confined space. If I’ve missed anything, please let me know! 

Word Count: 2,220 (oopsies)

Authors Notes: This was requested by the lovely @hailmary-yramliah​ and I’m sorry because I got so carried away with it but it just wrote itself? Hehe! Hope you enjoy reading :)

If looks could kill, the blonde-haired bitch Bucky invited over would certainly be dead by now. You were sat next to Steve when Bucky walked in with her hanging off his arm as they sat on the opposite couch. Truthfully, you didn’t understand why she was here and if you were honest, you didn’t want her here. His date had spent the entire day at the compound, mingling with the others and trying to fit herself in and they had reservations for dinner in an hour at some fancy top restaurant. You hated it and you knew jealousy was an ugly look, but at this point, you couldn’t care less. “Oh, is this Chloe?” You smirked pointing to the lady. Bucky’s eyebrows creased as he tried to figure out what you were up to. 

“Y/N, what are you doing?” Bucky seethed, giving you a warning look which you blatantly ignored.

“Who is Chloe?” The dragon with the voice whispered, her hand grazing his thigh and it was making your blood boil.

“Some girl he brought here last night to fuck. No big deal.” You shrugged nonchalantly, earning a warning nudge from Steve.

“Y/N, Come on.”

“It’s true and then the night before that he brought home that… uhhh what’s her name…” You clicked your fingers and smirked as you continued. “Fiona from statistics!” 

“Y/N!” Bucky warned. Your eyes flicked over to hers and grinned. She was shifting uncomfortably in her seat and scoots away from Bucky, something he easily notices. “I’m so sorry Jess. I don’t know what her problem is.” Bucky scoffed, interlacing his fingers with hers. A lump formed in your throat at their hands, your anger and frustration building up. 

You harboured a crush on the soldier pretty much since the day you arrived in the tower and officially became an Avenger. But you knew he was out of your league but it didn’t stop you from trying. Bucky had reservations for the type of women he dated, the same type that was sat opposite you right now biting her lip like the seductive horny bitch she is. 

And sometimes you felt really angry towards Bucky because that bastard was so oblivious to your attempts. You even told him he looked like sex on legs when he strolled through the kitchen in his sweats and that tattered old henley of his. His hair dishevelled and sticking up so high you could probably pick up a clear WiFi connection. His response? He just told you to be quiet. It broke your heart every time, your crush was turning into feelings and you wanted nothing more than to protect him from all the other single women in the world. You wanted him to be yours, not hers.

You watch as he whispered something in her ear. A blush forming on her cheeks as she twirled her curly hair around her finger. A loud pitched laugh invaded your ears. Anger boiled up when you saw the blonde-haired bitch throwing her head back, Bucky eyeballing her exposed throat.

Bucky was driving you crazy and he wasn’t even aware of what he was doing. 

“Fuck sake.” You cursed with an eye-roll. Though your eyes widened when you realised you just said that out loud, but at least the bitch stopped laughing.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” Tony smirked when he sauntered in the room adjusting his bracelet. Tony was probably one of the few who knew of your love for the soldier. It was hard to deny it when he found your journal full of desires and inner feelings for Mr Barnes. You made the mistake of writing a dream you had in the journal, a dream where you became Bucky’s wife and bearing his children. Tony hasn’t stopped bringing that up ever since and you hoped he wouldn’t now. “Is your husband annoying you?” He cackled. 

Fuck

“Don’t encourage her Tony.” Steve interfered.

Wait, did Steve know about it too?

“Y/N, come with me please,” Steve ordered, walking into the kitchen and pouring a couple of glasses of wine. 

“Please don’t lecture me, Steve.” You sighed. 

“Was those lies really necessary? You know about Bucky’s past Y/N. You should be happy for him so why on earth are you trying to sabotage his third date this week?” He demanded in his ‘Captain’ voice.

It was true, you knew Bucky wasn’t actually sleeping with anyone because he wasn’t that type of man. But when he brings different girls to the compound, you knew it was only a matter of time before he took a dip in their manhole.

I’d be happy with him. God, if only you knew Steve.

“Now please take this glass of wine to Jess and apologise. It’s not a request.”

“Fine.” You mumbled, taking the glass from his hand and reluctantly going over to them. Bucky watched you with careful eyes and as you neared Jess, you pretended to trip over your feet, sending the full glass of wine down her white dress. 

“Oops.” You shrugged with a grin as she desperately patted down her dress. 

“Oh my GOD! BUCKY! Your friend is a fucking lunatic!” She screamed and Bucky growled and you took it as your cue to leave the room. Only to have a large metal hand wrap around your wrist and march you both out of the room.

You were stumbling hopelessly behind Bucky towards the elevator, his fast walk pace was impossible for you to keep up with. 

“Buck! Slow down!” You hissed as his grip tightened. Bucky repeatedly pressed the elevator button and more-or-less threw you inside once the doors eventually opened, you backed away from him when he stood in front of the buttons, again repeatedly punching his floor number.

“FRIDAY, shut the fucking doors!” Bucky snarled, clenching his hands into fists and breathing heavily. 

You stood there on the other side of the elevator nursing your bruising and sore wrist as Bucky stared straight ahead with his arms folded over his large chest. He almost looked identical to a dragon, minus the smoke flailing out from his nostrils and the tips of his ear turning a bright red. You knew you were gonna be in for it just by the thunderous look on his face. 

The elevator ride to his floor was intense, to say the least. The quiet hum of the elevator, the heavy breathing and the tension surrounding you was so thick it was scary, almost like a severe gas leak, you’d just need one little naked flame to make an explosion. You almost couldn’t stand it. 

You turned to face Bucky and sighed. “Buck, I’m really sor-” you flinched when his large hand suddenly moved towards the big red STOP letters above the numbers and he punched it. The elevator came to a halt and now you didn’t know what to expect. 

Bucky faced you, then stalked slowly towards you, prompting you to take a step back until your back was flushed against the wall. 

“Why are you sorry, Y/N? What did I ever do to make you hate me so much that you took it upon yourself to ruin any chance of happiness?” Bucky seethed, his steps not faltering. “I want to know, what did I do? Did I hurt you? Did I upset you? WHAT DID I DO?!” He growled and your eyes screwed shut, your body tensing from his tone. His flesh fingers gently held your chin. “Look at me, Y/N.” Your eyes opened, his anger replaced by confusion. “Please tell me what I did.”

You felt guilty and you knew Bucky could see the guilt whirling around in your irises. “Nothing,” you whispered under your breath with a shake of your head. “I’m sorry.”

“I don’t believe you, Y/N. Didn’t you once have a dream about me? About being my wife and having my beautiful children?” The corners of his lips lifted into a sly smirk. Your eyes widened to the size of planets. 

“How did you KNOW about that?!” You cringed. 

“I may or may not have stumbled across your little journal. Mrs Barnes.” He chuckled, but not in a tormenting way. Bucky wasn’t teasing you, he was just actually quite flattered. “Why did you keep your feelings from me for so long huh? We could have been married and having our babies right about now.” He smirked. “Tell me doll, did you think about us making those babies, hmm?”

And really, you wished for Hell at this point to just open up and take you. This was a nightmare, the one person who definitely wasn’t supposed to read that journal, did. And you had an intuition that Tony may have had something to do with it. 

Bucky dipped his head downwards. His face was so close to yours that you could feel his breath fanning against your lips. 

“I’m so embarrassed right now.” You mumbled

“I’m actually really flattered but I wished you would have told me sooner because I have been going out of my mind over my feelings for you.” His usual ocean blue eyes are a darker shade. You can feel his heartbeat under the palm of your hand. “Do you still want me?” He asked and your eyes are drawn to his plump pink lips. With no words spoken, your hands wrapped around his neck and crashed his lips to yours in a heated passion. Bucky’s hands slithered down to your waist and behind your thighs, giving them a gentle but firm pinch silently asking you to jump. Your legs wrapped around his waist as your tongues and teeth clashed against one another. 

“FRIDAY, my room!” Bucky panted against your lips. His hard member feeling so constricted in his pants.

“Yes, Sergeant Barnes,” FRIDAY responded and the elevator started moving once again.

Once the doors to Bucky’s floor opened. He carried you down the hall, your lips attacking his neck on the way. Bucky kicked the door open with his heavy combat boot and stumbled inside, kicking it shut harder than necessary. Bucky stumbled over to the bed and threw you down. You giggled when you bounced and saw the hungry look in his eyes. 

“FRIDAY, lock my door and alert the team that Y/N and I are busy for a couple of days.” He ordered and the AI beeped in acknowledgement. 

“Of course, Sergeant Barnes.” The AI responded. Leaving you and Bucky in total silence once again. 

“Now then.” Bucky taunted, removing his Henley and kicking his boots off. “I believe a certain someone sabotaged not one, not two but three of my dates.” He tutted with a shake of his head. 

You brought a finger up to your lips and pleaded with doe eyes. Knowing full well it wasn’t going to help you in this situation. 

“Three dates. Three possible relationships ruined. I think you need three different kinds of punishment, doll.” He smirked, pulling a few items out from his bedside table drawers. Your eyes widened when you realised they were, in fact, sex toys. And you didn’t entertain the idea of those being used on you when they could have been used for the other women in this very room. 

“Buck- no I don-”

Just as though Bucky can read you like a book, he interrupts. “They’re brand new, doll. See? Still in the packaging. I haven’t even slept with anyone.” He reassured. “But you already knew that. So tell me, do you want this Y/N? Do you want me?” He asks for a second time. 

“I do.” You answer with a nod. 

“Ah, preparing for our big day huh?” He chuckled, tearing the plastic off with a simple flick of his wrist, inserting the batteries to the rabbit. Bucky presses the buttons to make sure it’s working and a wide Cheshire cat grin grows. “Perfect.” He throws it down on the bed and his fingers work on the button of your jeans and zipper and swiftly pulling the tight material along with your soaked underwear down your legs and throwing them somewhere across the room. 

Bucky lubes the shaft of the vibrator with a generous amount so you don’t feel any pulling. He grins as he gently pushed the plastic toy inside. The rabbit ears snugged against your clit as Bucky works through the first vibration. He grins, laying down on his stomach with his knee slightly bent, working through the different vibration sensations, sending you into a whole new dimension of pleasure. And if that wasn’t enough, he pressed the rotary button so the shaft wiggled around inside of you, occasionally touching your G-spot.  

Bucky set the vibration on the highest setting and your toes curled into his comforter as you neared your orgasm. And you were almost there when he suddenly shut the rabbit off completely. 

“Bucky!” You whined, which earned you an eye roll as he disregarded the toy. His breath hitched when your juices ran freely from your entrance. Bucky pulled you up to your feet and he sat himself down on the edge of the bed. He motioned to his lap and you went to straddle him but he shook his head. 

“Lay across my lap.” He ordered and you complied. “Second punishment, I hope you’re ready, Y/N. You’re in for a long few days.”

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[princeleyjeans]

Another thing I wanna talk about is a scene from the W&G reboot fix my ass NEEDS to write but can't rn thanks to buuuurrrrrrrrn-out! Whoo! Gotta love unstable mental health. Anyway! The scene is aftermath of a big, fabulously posh and extravagent party, imagine Ball/MET gala, everyone rich and judgey is there, Lady Tottington has done her schmoozing and arse kissing for the next Veg comp, getting all the sponsers and that, and as the night rounds up, Amelia steals Wallace away from Gromit and Fluffles who've somehow become Coat boy and receptionist (It's hella cute and they love the break from the pups) and taken him upstairs. WHY this is so note worthy (its not, really, I just like it and wanna talk about it) to me personally is because obviously, everyone imagines (Even me, despite being the writer???) they're gonna do the do, Wallace himself probably thinks the same thing, hence why he's hella nervous and wanting to yeet real bad cus he has no knowledge of ladies, none he remembers that is XD But, it isn't, the door closes behind them, bolts shut, they fall onto the bed like some tella novella couple about to passionately bump uglies and then Amelia breaks out some good old VHS tapes! "These were my favourite growing up! Nothing can capture the magic of vintage cinema like these. Make yourself comfortable, this won't take more than a minute" It's hella tumblr, you'd see gifs of this scene if it were a real thing. the wee hours are just the two snuggled up, watching old films and Wallace being started at how this dominating predator of a woman is suddenly reduced back to a wide eyed girl, capsulated by disney classics and Detective noirs. Granted, this is already mainly tumblr trash as Wallace is a man canonly, I assume, somewhere in his early 50s and Amelia was written to be just at the edge of 32 (She was originally 25 before I grew up and realised how gross that was. To be fair I designed her when I was like 9 'not joking', so I'm not gonna shit on myself that hard...wish growing up would've changed my taste in men tho) cus the whole point of her was to be an active, evil, romantic constant in his life that even Gromit couldn't bulldoze away. Also, you know, I, the writer prefer older men so that of course had to be a thing...yayyyyyyy. Back to the point, this scene is supposed to open up her character, you go in thinking "Oh christ, she's Victors kid, she's skilled with guns and hunting and all this dangerous shit, this is gonna go one of two ways", but then you get the THIRD WAY (Gta v ref right there), option C baby! And she is still this frightening presence that Gromit tries to rid them of and rescue his master from, however unlike the cartoon, the happy ending doesn't require rightious justice. Yes she is still a villan to some extent, hunts, kills animals, makes deals with seedy ass people abroad, but Amelia also melts into a semi neutral on her own side but also Wallace's side good-ish guy. She's complicated and something Nick Park would never add to his creation but as a fiction writer I can add some spice to something that one day, might be sold to someone who could add spice or would be willing to see my spice (I'm talking about ideas, not drugs here). Amelia is a villan, not entirely evil but you don't stand in her way, at the same time, she can learn and shift and change if its worth something to her, like all of us, especally when it involves Wallace because she loves him, and he's a pretty forgiving guy so the business with Victor is deemed sorta rectefied cus he's been beaten to a pulp and is now stuck with a walking stick and all that dark ass jazz. Wallace has put that stuff aside so he an Amelia can have a life together, plus family gatherings are a hoot when the dad in law tried to murder you and your brother in laws...know how to dispose of a body--OKAY IM DONE BYE

#Wallace and Gromit

[mrskurono]

That sounds so hectic and mentally draining sigh, fighto mummy T.T baby mimi is a daredevil, he act so naughty :( go to da naughty corner! Hehe, but still, take care of yourself mummy, stay hydrated and da tummy full so you can have enough energy to do so

Aweeee, is the gun already gone or,,,? If the gun were still impact, chu can try it again :3 sharpshooter mummy Three, got a nice ring to it eyyy. Maybe with seeing mummy playing the guns, baby mimi can calm down a bit and watch you play?

But at the same time that will be dangerous💀

Ohoho, mummy, that's my sole reason to survive, I gonna leech off of men that came close to meh like a real siren witch✨. How about you ran away into the woods with baby mimi and mummy the second so we can be neighbors? Eheheh

But ngl, ive been thinking of getting a one night stand 🤔 but at the same time I'm a blushing virgin so that's probably a no

~ 🍑

Baby’s are mentally draining istg 🙄 it’s a DAMN good thing he’s cute bc istg if he was ugly acting like and ass  🙄 🙄 🙄

I don’t actually know? I guess that’s something I should probably know where it is. Mommy just isnt a big gun freak XD Like, I get it but also not into shooting so I never cared to keep doing it 🤷

No no no baby you can’t leech off men! You gotta get a good paying job and take care of me. I’m destined to be a well kept woman these are just the rules! Fine if your gonna leech....you gotta find me one too peachy babe Im to pretty to be working  💅

God don’t waste your time on a one night stand especially if you haven’t had sex yet. Like you gotta enjoy it and no one night fuck is gonna know what a damn clit is to even do it right 🙄 Even though anything with a penis I’ve been in a committed relationship with didn’t know jack shit either 🤷 Get a lady peachy, they know where its at  XD

#🍑 #anon #three.talks

[mathmusic8]

Book of Boba Fett Episode 2 Reaction

Spoilers under the cut

“The dreams are back” – but WHY is that important? Or is it just a plot device for backstory?

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Aww, they gave us the classic garage door opening sequence :D

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Night Wind, huh? Fitting, I guess, they're very smooth and flighty

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They have a Rancor? Muchi??

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“It’s empty!”

Pfffft okay that works too. Nicely done

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Ah, Boba still has his helmet. Good

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Those trandoshans looked more… impressive? Somehow? I dunno, just more in-universe realistic. I think it’s the eyes—they’re getting better at the eyes looking real-ish

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“Do you have an appointment?”

Oh boy here we go

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That little “oh” he says as he walks away was fantastic

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Domo guy: “..did not see your litter arrive.”

Boba: -_-

Domo guy: *sweats a little*

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“Running a family is more complicated than bounty hunting”

hah

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Ah. Twin Hutts.

That sounds like a curse from certain fanfics XD

Also, what good is that dinky little fan gonna do for such a massive ugly slugface? Adds a nice feminine touch, but still XD

Ugh, Hutts are so repulsive.

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Wookie? A bad Wookie? Or enslaved Wookie?

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Those litter-bearers look a little shaky there.

On the one hand, they’re all slaves and I don’t want anything bad to happen to them

On the other hand, getting them to drop the litter would probably be a good idea if there's violence to be had. Cause all sorts of confusion

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Oh they’re leaving

…okay

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“…we’d have to get permission if we want to kill 'em.”

Permission from who?

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Ah, flashback time

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Oh, is there an angry momma coming?

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Not an angry momma :(

This reminds me of the stories of back in the day when people shot buffalo from trains for fun. Except they’re shooting people :(

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WAS THAT THE KID

PLEASE NO

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[bar sequence]

I think these gangsters are the same species as General Di

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[local guy (unarmed) makes a stand against thugs (very armed)]

Oh boy, you gonna die. Unless Boba saves you. Or the lady takes a bullet for you.

In any case, this is gonna be sad

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Ahhh, Boba. Give this man some armor (or at least real clothes) and this would have been a very dramatic entrance. As it is… well. Apparently he still carried enough presence for everyone to know he meant business without saying a word

…did he forget he was using a gun instead of his stick? XD

He also leaves without saying a word

Boba, this is not how you make friends! (but you’re getting closer!)

Those random local people must think he’s so weird now hahaha

I mean just imagine them telling that story to anyone. They’d be like “…yeeeaaah, suuuure that happened.”

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Boba: I gonna teach y’all to ride bikes

Boba: then we can be the cool kids

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OH GOOD THAT ONE KID’S STILL ALIVE

That was unclear for WAY too long

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Dawww those babies waving sticks around to copy the grownups just <3

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Kid where are you running off to

Nothing better happen to that kid

Okay, good, it’s just to signal someone, like they were told to. Good good.

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Hmm. Are the gangsters on the train Pykes? Faces look similar

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Pfft, that droid’s like, “BYEEE”

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Yup, defs Pykes

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Ah. That feeling when playing dumb blows up in your face

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“A gift? Why?”

Oh. I like that. And even when he’s confused by the gift itself, his first reaction is to say thank you

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Oh GROSS

BAD LIZARD

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[vision thing sequence]

...wut

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Wait so he actually went and… found a tree?

So confused

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…okay, so I’m assuming he’s officially part of the tribe now?

At least he’s finally out of that ratty old white jumpsuit haha. That was not a good look for him

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Ah, so he made his own pole weapon thing. Cool

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And we end with the tribal weapons dance. Very nice

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Still feels like a well-written fanfic. Kind of a slow start, but I’m curious to see where it goes

#the book of boba fett #tbobf #spoilers under the cut #mathmusic talks

[zuffer-weird-girl]

God!!! That scenario with kaito was reallt good. I will be greedy if I asked for another one but I just want you to know I relly liked it. Kai with mini kai(to) xD. If they are truly alike .. that little man will come up with a back up plan.. actiig as a boss from a young age to make a deal with hari in order to help him making daddy busy as a revenge xD like a father like a son I guess ... lool. Thank you so much.

You ask for my Kaito YOU GOT BABY KAITO

The little boy grumbled as he walk side by side with Chrono. He enjoyed taking walks with his uncle but what his papa did was just unforgettable.

"Want something to wipe that ugly face you're wearing it or what?" Asked Chrono already looking down at his friend's son; who genuinely scared him how much both were similiar except for those briliant (E/C) eyes and sometimes the kindness of the boy.

The genes were strong

The boy confusedly looked up at him but soon after shaked his head and returned his gaze to the ground with that frow on his tiny forehead.

Chrono just shrugged off and keep walking, always maintaining his guard up and an eye close on Kaito.

He didn't know which one would kill him first if something happened with this kid, Overhaul or (Y/N), maybe both... only thinking about it made him shiver.

"Uncle Kurono? Can I make a deal with you?" the little boy voiced out loud his thoughts as Kurono stopped on his tracks in surprise.

Little gangster, heck yeah. Prove it to him first.

"If the offer is good I might consider it." The man kneeled down to the child's level. "Spit it out brat."

The boy looked dead serious at his eyes as he started to made his point along with hands gestures; deja fucking vuu... this kid was a carbom copy of Kai...

"See, me and daddy had always some conflicts about mama... and recently he cheated on the rules of the game..." the boy smirked as he looked at his uncle's impressed face "Can you keep daddy busy for a whole day as an punishment?" He arched his tiny hand expecting an handshake to seal the deal.

Chrono smirked, it wasn't that easy little demon.

"Hold it. What do I gain with this brat? You can't expect me to turn the tables over my own boss... Gonna have to work harder for that."

The (E/C) eyes darkened for a little while before the little boy sighed and right after smiled sarcastically at Hari holding his arms up.

"Then I guess I'm going to get lost..."

"Pardon?"

"How would my daddy and mommy react to an simply injury or that I dissapeared uncle Hari? What would them do to you?" Smiled devilish the young boy.

"... you wouldn't."

"I can give you one or two days out of my daddy's eye, or give you an hell of a ride for a lifetime..." Kaito coppied his dad's psycho look to emphasize his point "Choose wisely uncle." Giggled the young boy at seing the look of pure shook on his uncle's face.

"Jesus fucking christ you ARE Kai's son holy shit." He smiled when the child exploded in a fit of giggles, the figurine of an possible future fearless leader falling to just an innocent child again.

"Alright brat, no threatening, you convinced me that you can be a real business men by only having four years old." He shaked his little hand "I will do it as long as you don't tell your parents the swear words that I just said."

"Swear jar uncle Hari." Simply stated Kaito with his serious face.

Chrono could feel it the exaustion on his friends face on the following day, but he was still down with the child's offer, just waiting for the right moment to tell him.

"Overhaul, you just received more paperwork to do; also there's a man o the line demanding your presence at his office at eleven p.m..."

Chisaki looked up with tired eyes at Chrono, and just gave him a look that perfectly meaned "if they wanted then they will keep wanting."

"Eleven p.m? No, not even if they pay me to go."

"It's important though."

"Chrono just tell them to wait for another day." Groaned Chisaki as he finished reading "I have to got home after this, Kaito is probably making (Y/N)'s life a living hell".

"I wouldn't be so sure... After all, he was the one who made me do this to keep you busy to have her for a whole day."

Chisaki dropped his pen and looked up with wondering eyes.

Chrono insisted on even giving details about his son's tatics of business and settling a deal without getting harmed by it. Chisaki numbly stared at his friend until he demanded that he got out of his office.

"That damn brat. Just wait and see for what I will do." Said Chisaki with a smirk that was the pure mix of proud and irritating.

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