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dashboard-elysium · 1 year

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The Case of the Missing Swordsman / Post 32 / Previously

YOU – “I thought there might be a mysterious sexy twist.”

KIM – “Like a Dick Mullen novel? Perhaps the crime was committed by a smoking hot dame in a slinky red dress?” He’s remembering your reaction to that particular cover back in the bookshop.

YOU – “Hey, now you’ve got the spirit! That’s what I’m talking about!”

MAN FROM HJELMDALL MUG – A healthy reaction, brother-in-arms! And you know what else is sexy?

YOU – What?

MAN FROM HJELMDALL MUG – These thigh muscles. Just look at them.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT – It’s true. They’re practically glowing. His over-developed quadriceps are the central focus of the image.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY – There’s your sexy twist. You get to admire those legs on your desk while you write your case report.

RHETORIC – The other sexy twist is silently bragging about your own endowment every time you use this mug.

——— The Next Day ———

YOU – In the morning, you enter the coffee corner and fill your newly found mug nearly to the brim with dark brew. You take a sip.

MAN FROM HJELMDALL MUG – Bitter, sludgy, life-giving elixir of the gods!

INLAND EMPIRE – This primordial soup contains the seeds of life to jumpstart your brain. It will give you the fortitude to get that case report written at last.

PERCEPTION – Hjelmdallermugg rests comfortably in your hand, ready to conquer the day.

YOU – The blank case report forms lie on your desk, untouched. They should have been filled out yesterday, if you hadn’t gotten distracted by the missing mug. You sit down and stare at the intimidatingly empty form.

ESPRIT DE CORPS – Case reports follow a simple format. Start with the basics of where you were, when it happened, who was there, and what occurred. Martinaise, Terminal B, the back yard of the Whirling in Rags. The fourth of March of this year. Then describe the most important elements. A hanged man. A false confession. A shootout.

MAN FROM HJELMDALL MUG – A shootout? Sounds boring. Where are the swords? The maces and crossbows? The thundering warhorses? That’s what you really need for a good story.

DRAMA – Sire, the barbarian speaks true! Go on, add a few embellishments to your report. Perhaps there was a fair maiden who needed to be rescued. Who’s to say it didn’t really happen?

LOGIC – Well, Kim for one. He was there. He knows what happened and what didn’t.

PERCEPTION – Speaking of Kim, he’s approaching you now. There’s something in his hand.

KIM – He hands you a well-worn paperback. It’s the first In System book. “I thought you might like to borrow this,” he says. “I know you’re only a fan of the most obscure ones. But sometimes it’s nice to return to the classics, don’t you think?”

YOU – “Wow, thanks Kim! I’m looking forward to reading it! Um, for like the fifth time, I mean.”

KIM – “Mmhm. I’m sure you are.” His eyebrow quirks slightly, as does the corner of his mouth, as if he’s trying to keep back a laugh. “Don’t forget you need to let me borrow that one you really like… what was it called? I am a Screaming Radiocomputer?”

CONCEPTUALIZATION – Oh shit, he hasn’t forgotten about that. Alright. It’s fine. He’s given you the raw material to start from. You’ve got this.

MAN FROM HJELMDALL MUG – Worry not, my friend! You have my sword, my strength, and most of all, my ideas!

——— FIN ———

#the case of the missing swordsman #it's over!#thanks for playing everyone!#sorry it took so long to post this last installment #i got hit with some late-game indecisive writers block #long post

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courtmartialme · 2 months

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minami tsukui as riza... save me..

#riza hawkeye #fma #fullmetal alchemist #she's such a good riza...!! everyone say thank you fma stage play #she's the reason my riza has a mole under her eye if you even care

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Game night results (from this poll)

Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #SVSSS #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #TGCF #hua cheng #xie lian #You guys know that one image of the cat getting rolled into bread?#that was me the entire time I had to draw all these carts.#I messed up and only had the poll run for a day but the community response was still wonderful! Thanks to everyone who participated!#there were so many funny comments and tags that I *had* to save #I honestly cant think of funnier stuff to say than what ppl already wrote on the OG poll #The Xie Lian sweep was hilarious. He can win by losing.#BTW SQQ 100% says he's picking Rosalina 'for the stat spread' and not because he wants to play as a princess #(he wants to play as a princess)#Please go read extraterezi's post its very funny and well thought out

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doctorsiren · 15 days

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thinking about Phoenix Fulwright….😳

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #bobby fulbright #ace attorney spoilers #aa5 spoilers #miles edgeworth #apollo justice #simon blackquill #judge ace attorney #the phantom ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #dude…#when I think about Bobby I GET SO SAD #because we never knew the real him…#AND I THINK AHOUT #about Blackquill…#blackbright please save me BUT YOU CANT BC ONE OF YOU IS FAKE #SIMON NEVER GOT TO KNOW THE REAL BOBBY #I really like the theory that Bobby was Sebastian’s older brother (i haven’t played AAI2 yet shh)#and like…he would have been friends with everyone….BUT NOO #LIKE CMON I DREW BOBBY BEING AN ANNOYING YOUNGER BROTHER FIGURE TO GUMSHOE MONTHS BACK #AND THEN A FEW **DAYS** AFTER I DREW THAT I WAS SPOILED ABOUT THE PHANTOM #BY BOBBY’S WIKI PAGE #I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE DUDE’S HEIGHT AND I GOT ENDGAME SPOILERS LIKE BRO WHAT #I WAS DEVASTAED #anyways yeah thanks Capcom for putting Phoenix’s face on that body hehehehehehehehe

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lobsterlemons · 3 months

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a small compilation of some of my favourite dredge fish

#my art #not to suck my own dick but i think i fucking killed it w these #thank FUCK i was paid to draw voideye coz i never would have attempted that for free lmao #anyways reverse gatekeeping. i need everyone to play dredge NOW #dredge #dredge game #artists on tumblr #illustration #fish #dawg clearly idk what to even tag this as

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dimeadozencows · 2 months

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This came to me in an early morning queer haze

Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #i know its super annoying for everyone when the sole medic on the team keeps pocketing heavies so as a heavy main i will say this.#to the medics in the chat: i dont expect you to pocket me and in fact you shouldn't. i suck. but! if you would it would be cool and gay and #and i will kiss you abd love you and give you yummy food and protect you like my life depends on it i will be your meat shield because you #are amazing incredible for picking medic despite the horrors. i will do everything in my power to help u. but don't pocket me i suck #i meant for that to be more meaningful and like giving advice but it got gay. but i meant all of it #when i see a medic healing me i immediately switch to shield mode my life is no longer mine i exist to protect the beautiful man behind me #thank you medics👍🏽 if u play medic i hope you have a wonderful day today everyday 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️#edit: i am gayer for heavy than i am for medic- but since i main heavy i am automatically attracted to medic and so this shitpost was born #so many people that play medic are apparently gay for heavy...... i feel so seen and understood

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builtintripping · 3 months

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never forget...

read again?

no you did not see me repost this, shh

hemlo!! thank ya'll so so much for enjoying this lil comic series!! i know it's been a year since the first part, but most importantly i finished it 💀✨️

every single tags ya'll leave on me posts and past questions i recieve about this au is super appreciated, they make me smile the widest you have no clue!! im just a lil mad at myself that i couldn't expand on this au more so yall could have had more crumbs. irl stuff happened + still getting the hang of drawing and socializing again after years of doing neither of those 😭

but still, im glad i could share this comfort comic i made for myself, and for you guys too. it's a pretty personal one despite the characters not being mine 😅 i hope that you can walk away from this story believing (entirely or not) that someone out there still thinks of you, whether they're from a late/absent loved one who still wants the best for you or a dear friend who will make room in their hearts for you. life will never not be hard, but if you keep them close to your heart, adulting will be bearable 🫂

thank you so much for reading 💕

#as for this au's future (from me) i actually also have a spongebob and jimmy version of how timmy reveals to them the forgor thing #but i honestly dunno if i can get back to them soon. i'm working on a go comic that i already started #plus burnout. i wanted to take a break 🥲 maybe someday i'll revisit the idea #but go hogwild on playing around this au yourself idc how much u wanna strangle them i am still gonna cry at that shit 😭#but seriously thank you everyone. i wish i could have done more but thank you thank you thank you. really #nicktoons unite #danny phantom #timmy turner #the fairly oddparents #fop #nickelodeon #comics #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #fancomic #i forgor lor

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silverliing · 10 months

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Mrs Wheeler can’t you see they’ve been cooped up inside all night? You should really let them break curfew more often

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nancywheeeler · 1 year

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hopeless time loop. the way out isn’t to save everyone. the way out isn’t to save even one person. the way out isn’t to change anything. the way out is accepting how it happened the first time is how it always will be. that’s how you acted, that’s how they acted, that’s how you would have acted every time if you weren’t given the curse of hindsight. the way out is accepting you can’t fix the past; you can only forgive yourself for it.

#there's this game i love called little hope that plays with these ideas (though not with a time loop)#i do love time loops narratives that explore how a person is confronted with their life and their choices #when forced to live the same day over and over again #and i LOVE time loops that try to reverse mistakes made and lives lost #but to see a character put themselves through loops upon loops upon loops #trying to rectify past mistakes (especially in the case where people died) only to be confronted with the reality it isn't working #and even in a loop where they save everyone the loop just resets #because the universe is essentially saying 'no that isn't how it happened and you know that's not how it happened'#it compels me!#i feel similarly about time travel where time 'fights back'#like this idea that there is a central timeline that time does not like being diverted from #so it will try to course correct itself #you save lincoln from an assassination only for him to die in a train crash #it's a cool way to confront the idea of fate #anyway all tragedies are hopeless time loops thank you for coming to my ted talk #a shout into the void #1k

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pridoo · 11 months

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“Still think it’s stupid?” Luke whispers before diving in again, fingers combing through Din’s hair, pulling a little as they get closer and closer.

Plaguing my mind again with their amazing writing, I got back on the horse by re-reading 5 Times Luke Taught Din How to Use His Mouth & 1 Time Din Taught Luke by @ctrldao3 🙏

#dinluke #skydalorian #lukedin #luke skywalker x din djarin #the mandalorian #sw art #my art #gotta hand it to you mates. I've been really going through it lately #thank you so much for your support and inspiration 🙏#I should always remember that drawing makes me feel better #have a good weekend everyone #I got frustrated with background and played with colors instead

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meirimerens · 7 months

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