#THAT is America’s ass

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

#abraham lincoln #abe lincoln #i miss abe #other important disclaimers include that this is about the assassinated former president of the united states of america #and not about the assassinated former prime minister of japan #i figured the top hat would make that clear but as long as im covering my own ass i should make sure to bring that up too #anyway the art is all original #and the phrase is not trademarked #and it is available in a wide variety of sizes #and on a wide variety of products

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears. #do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!” #and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

[lessonincanvases]

I’m taking the term world tour away from artists and management they can have it back when they’ve shown they know how to use it properly

#‘world tour’ shut the fuck up that’s Western Europe and North America #stop getting international fans hopes up #world fucking tour my ass last time I checked the world was more than two goddamn continents #somebody improve the american schools geography curriculum please #Alex talks

[sarahmesstuff]

Y’all Wanna taste this cakes

#adult model #great body #ass tease #beautiful women #ass shake #sexy breast #huge butt #hot babygirl #bd/sm puppy #great butt #great breasts #assgirls #assthetic #athletic men / teen / boy #female athletes #america #americans #amazing body #amor #australia #aussie #suck my tiddies #succession #submisive and breedable #suck toes

[wilwheaton]

This infuriates me as much as those “5th grade classroom rallies to sell pencils so their teacher can have life-saving surgery.”

Fuck you, America.

#greatest country on earth my ass #america is a failed state

[everything-anything3345]

It's Twerking Ass Video Time!! With The Russian Supreme Julia Kul!! Glad that literally her ass is here in America and what a awesome ass twerker she is !!

#hot as fuck #awesome ass #shaking ass #awesome ass twerker #awesome ass from Russia #now in America #shake that ass #twerk video #twerking #twerkqueen #twerkulator #twerkdance #Julia Kul #How Sweet it is!! #sexy inviting smile as well

[jellolegos]

birthday

#supercorp #Lena is enjoying her cake and scotch somewhere I’m sure of it #there’s some kind of joke in there about enjoying kara’s cake too I’m just too tired to think of it to be honest #americas ass though 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[renonv]

This is not puppy love 🐶🩵💙

#hetalia #aph romano #aph south italy #hws romano #hws south italy #aph america #aph united states #hws america #hws United States #romerica #MY ART HAS BEEN SUCH SHIT LATELY!!! SORRY COMMUNITY #one day I’ll get fuckin good #but for now… romerica nation this is what I have to offer. Alfred developing a big fat crush on this weird ass lil guy!!

[opposumrave]

Bethel, Vermont

Summer 2023

#bethel #love #summer #pale #glow #new england #cute #light #vermont #small town #small town america #street #rain #fog #american gothic #americana #rural #broke ass academia #travel

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Hamas attacks in retaliation, Israel is made out to be the victim. Israel attacks Sudan, Yemen, and we either don't talk about it or claim it was Hamas. Now Israel fires weapons into Iran and when they fire back, it's considered an aggressive and violent attack against the Israeli people.

Biden is dragging his citizens headlong into a war we should have no part in to support a country who does not care about collateral. He promised debt relief, gender care, pay increases, and we have seen NO positives on any of those fronts all while he desperately pours resources into supplying the murder of innocent Arabs.

You who support this war hate the Arab people, you're all just too much of pussies to admit it. So you hide behind these excuses. "Oh, Israel's just defending itself. Oh, that was someone else". You wish for the death of all the Arabs without any of the social repercussions of actually admitting that, so you claim anyone who wishes for the killing to stop is actually antisemitic and "wants to kill all the Jews".

Palestine will be free and the Israeli government will face punishment for the crimes they have perpetrated.

#if i had a nickel for every time America picked a fight against innocent people for literally no reason I'd have like 12 nickels #like hell even in wwii we fuckin nuked regular-ass civilians #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestine #free gaza #free palestine #iran #love how the same crowd who supports the murder of jews now claims “you need to support Israel or else you hate all Jewish people” #republicans in case it wasn't obvious. I'm talking about republicans

[iloveprettyboysblog]

Hate to See Him Go, Love to Watch Him Leave 😏🥵🔥

#ass like that #chris evans fluff #christopher robert evans #chrisevans #chris evans smut #chris evans #team cap #captain america civil war #captain america #the first avenger #steve rogers smut #steve rogers #steve rogers filth #steve rogers fluff #steven grant rogers #i love pretty boys #he's so fine #he perfect #he pretty #he looks so pretty #he's so pretty #pretty #pretty boi #a picture is worth a thousand words #he understood the assignment #that ass tho #he drives me insane #he drives me crazy #what a man #drooling rn

[gunsandspaceships]

Proof that Tony Stark is bisexual in the MCU

It is known that 616 Tony is bisexual. If you didn’t know – here’s the page from “Tony Stark: Iron Man (2018) #4”.

But is MCU Tony also bisexual? Let’s find out.

The Avengers:

0:43:10 - seems that Tony watched Rogers' movements at the end of his fight with Loki and liked what he saw.

1:10:08 - “Back off”.

2:08:30 – Sleeping Beauty.

Age of Ultron:

1:52:35 – Rhodey and Tony being a “couple”.

2:10:30 – Nat’s remark.

Civil War:

0:59:50 – huh?

Infinity War:

0:14:35 - Tony didn't know that was Levi.

0:17:08 – Tony noticed Strange’s hair moving.

0:19:15 - Strange's flirting and Tony's reaction.

1:18:50 – Tony and Strange are gazing into each other’s eyes and holding hands.

1:23:45 – again.

Endgame:

0:09:25 – Rogers’ face btw. Is he jealous here?

1:16:30 - Tony is staring at the America’s ass.

1:17:30 – Tony flicks Scott's butt.

1:20:00 – Tony is 100% okay with having a man inside him. Literally.

So what do we have?

He is comfortable touching men and being touched, even if he barely knows them. Even if it’s very gay.

He openly jokes about “gay” things.

He gazes into the eyes of both Steves, and Steves gaze back. Like, pretty often. Even Nat noticed this little habit.

He looks at men. Body, hair, ass. And he doesn’t hide it. That’s not so straight, I’d say.

Conclusion: Tony is bi. He is not latent, not really hidden one, just already in an established relationship with a woman and is faithful to her. He seems to be attracted to some guys though (we can see this towards Rogers and Strange).

Marvel shows it to us, and that’s actually the best we could get here. Because, unfortunately, the real international movie business is not yet ready for Iron Man to have a boyfriend. At least we can say he is canonically bisexual.

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #the avengers #avengers endgame #steve rogers #captain america civil war #avengers age of ultron #stephen strange #doctor strange #captain america #avengers infinity war #natasha romanoff #james rhodes #ant man #scott lang #america's ass #616 tony stark #bi #lgbtq

[sarahmesstuff]

The queen in red

#great body #bd/sm puppy #adult model #ass tease #ass shake #great butt #beautiful women #sexy breast #huge butt #hot babygirl #hot as fuck #hot as hell #horror #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #the owl house #curvy body #amazing body #sexy peachy bum 🍑 #sexy pose #america #perfect butt #americans #climate #climate and environment #education #climate solutions #thick babe

[whatthehelloh]

We should treat every young man who wants to buy a gun like every woman who wants to get an abortion - mandatory 48 hour waiting period, parental permission, a note from his doctor proving he understands what he's about to do, a video he has to watch about the effects of gun violence, and a mandatory invasive ultrasound procedure. Let's close down all but one gun shop in every state and make him travel hundreds of miles, take time off work, and stay overnight in a strange town to get a gun. Make him walk through a gauntlet of people holding photos of loved ones who were shot to death, with people shouting at him that he's a murderer, begging him not to buy a gun.

It makes more sense to do this with young men and guns than with women and healthcare, right? I mean, no woman getting an abortion has killed a room full of people in seconds.

#pro life right? #pro life my ass #gun violence #gun laws #texas #gun violence in america #I don't know who wrote the original but I found this on reddit and edited it a bit

[ramen-flavored]

The only thing I’m celebrating today is this ass

#marvel #mcu #disney plus #marvel cinematic universe #disney+ #disney #steve rogers #steve rogers x reader #captain America #captain america x reader #fourth of July #4th of july #happy birthday to America’s ass #the only thing worth celebrating #happy birthday steve rogers #America’s Ass #ramen-flavored

[b-hell-patriotic]

#america #cute girl #2a #gun girl #country girl #tactical #ak47 #pistol #camouflage #nice six #nice view #nice ass