#Swinging my ass

[king-wilhelm]

All those mentions of swinging in nearly every single gamingmas video only to freak out and scream when dab kissed that director dude is just the funniest anti climax ever. It's giving committed, exclusive behavior. It's giving 14 years and we've never been apart for longer than two weeks. Shut up lmao

#Swinging my ass #That clip was so fucking funny for no reason #Dan's instant screech is. Sjdkskk. #dan and phil #dnpgames #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester

[theonewhowails]

Golden Fleece

#my art #cotl #cotl lamb #blood #it was really fun to ponder this one #cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece #i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements #the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor #since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit #although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e #instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece #and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection #i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :] #anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second #before totally unbalancing myself and falling #the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace

[clownsnake]

the anime senshi tiddy grope didnt have as much GRAB as the manga illustration. cowards.

#couldnt get a screenshot bc Netflix is run by pricks #so. excuse the weird lighting and cracks on my ipad screen #going post #Dunmeshi #even when it squished it still looks like he’s hovering. AND THERES NOT AS MUCH FOCUS ON IT. AUGHH #the gay ass senshi panty shot with Chilchuck on top of him was good tho. Swing and a miss I guess #Nsfw. #Senshi #laios touden

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

#jjk #incorrect jujutsu kaisen #incorrect jjk #geto suguru #geto #jjk memes #jjk shitpost #jujutsu kaisen #here to kick ass #me on my way to fight the kids on the playground for the swing

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

Big fan of Tall and Lean Danny combined with even Taller Amazon Jazz. Just this 6’7” twunk being teased by his 6’11” buff sister about how tiny he is compared to her and their 7’3” dad.

#danny phantom #jazz fenton #jack fenton #Danny inherited his Dad’s height and his Mom’s build and Jason is absolutely here for it #Jason: I like my men how I like my women; giant and fully capable of swinging my 6’ 300lb ass around #It is crucial that Jazz still has very long hair and that she’s fully comfortable wearing the heels found for her at a queer shoe shop #Jazz to her co workers: You should meet my baby brother. He’s absolutely tiny just like our mom. just a little darling boy #Danny: IM SORRY #NOT ALL OF US CAN BE AUNDRE THE GIANT!!! #Jazz: Precious little meow meow man

[chinelacanta]

they’re yuri to me 💜🏳️‍🌈

#he’s soaking the bar’s floorboards like a dog and she’s gonna make him mop it #(he knows and he’s into it) #rayleigh is just ‘love the kind of woman that can kick my ass’ coded and i love it. as he should #RAAAAGHHH THEYRE BOTH SO HANDSOME #great day to swing any way 👍 👍 👍 #BTW NO ONE CAN TAKE TRANS RAYLEIGH FROM ME. I GLUED IT TO MY HEART. LET ME HAVE THIS #they are t4t lore implications be damned!!!! its my special interest i get to assign transgener! #silvers rayleigh #shakuyaku #rayleigh x shakky #one piece #my art!! #op is cool and all but it would highly benefit from a couple shirtless rayleigh scenes i think. not young rayleigh i need that old man

[sullenmemory]

george on swing

#george harrison #the beatles #ofc his ass would like to swing on swings for enjoyment #I am at a point of my life where I want to jump off a cliff

[theysies]

rare boydyke in a bikini (and of course baggy basketball shorts)

#me #dykeposting #lesbian #masc lesbian #trans #t4t #boydyke #dyke #sapphic #nsft #queer #butch lesbian #butch #bikini #last time i wore this i went OFF on some man for taking pics of my friends ass #just thinking about it raises my heart rate #i was so ready to swing #did get him to delete the pics tho

[frenchfry99]

Adding up Sunny to the spikey pile of my ocs ☀🪓

Another goober for @evillillad 's metal au >:3c

The typical rebel kid character that rejects any kind of authority and likes to do silly shenanigans and pranks (violence) for fun. Despite the mischief they can cause, Sunny is rather shy in person.

Their music preference is a blend of mostly punk rock,grunge, nu metal and hip hop genres and it's pretty inconsistent as they enjoy giving a listen to new things frequently

The type of guy that dresses like emo Adam Sandler on daily basis but gives the best fashion advice if you ask her. Enjoys art in any shape and form, loves to craft things himself (sewing preferably) and if you happen to become their friend you'll most likely regularly receive some funky handmade stuff from her :3

Speaking of friends I don't think they'd have much or any at all, like what life did you expect after running away from home Sunny smhhhh.

But Sunny has his cats and he's happy about it!! Lives by herself with at least a couple of them

Few doodles + not colored ver cuz it looks nicer to me

#heehoo having fun changing up my ocs for this au #juggalo unicorn let's goo💪💪💥 #just a lil guy wants some company to do silly shit together #not too awkward to beat someone's ass yet too awkward to make friends 💔💔 #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #wh metal au #sunny silly #juggalo sunny #original character #basically an art (fashion) nerd who knows how to swing an axe #coming from this he's a very protective friend (older sibling vibes without being officially anyone's sibling) #silly guy sometimes comes to Frank's cafe just to chill here and scribble something in her sketchbook #and it's either a new tattoo idea or one of the customers huahshjh

[cosmicdorito]

i heard a cover of lets go to bed by the cure on tiktok once but i didnt realise it was a cover until they started singing and i said out loud "thats not robert smith" anyway my spidersona lou (lucretia/lugosi) doesnt fight villains she either falls in love with them or takes them along to her goth club

+ just spot (borrowing the coat and accessorites from lou) under the cut

#my art #spiderverse #spot astv #spidersona #spiderverse oc #the spot #jonathan ohnn #ive posted about my spidersona before but shes so odd lol #shes a zombie in love with doc ock and refuses to fight literally anyone she just swings around as an undead menace #this started as an inside joke in our server about how no one in our spidersona group would fight spot cos hes so funny quirky #and i was like lol lou would drag him along to a goth club and have to give him an outfit so he'd fit in #hed be weirded out by everyones fits until he heard the scooby doo ass music #before any gatekeepers come on here yes im goth #i was not up to drawing both of them in full on trad goth i simplified things a bit

[imminent-danger-came]

I love Tang cause like, he was definitely suspicious that his name was Tang, and that he had a friend named Pigsy, who had a friend named Sandy, and then MK and Mei (who is a descendant of the dragon of the west) came along, and you know the entire time in the back of his head he was thinking "oh my god we're the pilgrims????", but at the same time, how could they be? He's just Tang, he's not comparable to the great Monk Tang Sanzang. And Pigsy isn't Zhu Bajie, he's just Pigsy. They're just them. And besides, he met Pigsy's parents. It make absolutely no sense! (Deep down he knows it's true)

#I'm trying to keep this a Tang centered post but also like. this is exactly what MK did with his monkey form #Like ''well I'm just me so I can't be anything else'' #Like MK's *just* a noodle delivery boy he can't be destined for anything. Tang is *just* Tang he can't be the great Monk. #Like it's so wild #I love 4x09 because Tang gets handed his whole entire ass man #Like. ''Yeah my problem is my self confidence'' ''Bitch no it's that you don't try'' #Truly 3x08 ''I will become someone they can depend on '' in full swing #lmk theme: identity #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk Tang #lmk rant

[jacarandaaaas]

isabela madrigal u have some mad strength

#throws mirabel around like shes a ragdoll💀 #swinging with one arm!?? #like did u train with luisa or smth??? #isa never stops being iconic #i still cant get over how easily she throws mirabel like???? #like that’s a whole ass teenager!?? #she makes everything look effortless #isabela madrigal #isabela encanto #encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #isabela my beloved #an icon

[nyoomfruits]

could you do 16“Look, I care about you, alright? Quite a bit, I’m afraid.” + landoscar for the prompt thing?

16. “Look, I care about you, alright? Quite a bit, I’m afraid.”

“You’ve been avoiding me,” Oscar says, appearing in the doorway of Lando’s drivers room.

“Jesus,” Lando says, grabbing his chest, startled. “Warn a guy, will you?”

Oscar raises an eyebrow. “And give you a chance to hide from me again? Absolutely not.” He tries to play it as a joke, but it falls a little flat, a sharp edge to his tone. He’s already changed out of his race suit, wearing a Mclaren polo and those god awful shorts he would wear even in winter probably. Lando shivers just looking at him.

“I’m not avoiding you,” Lando says, turning his back to Oscar and moving a hoodie from the left to the right side of the couch just to give himself something to do. “I’ve just. I’ve been busy.”

“Right,” Oscar says, voice flat. “And you just happened to get busy right after I asked you out on a date? Because you’ve had no problem finding time for me when it was just fucking.”

Lando chokes on his own spit, coughing loudly, and Oscar sighs, runs a hand through his hair. “Sorry, sorry, that was. I’m sorry. I just. I thought we were on the same page here? I just, there were some moments, where I thought, maybe? And if I’m wrong, and I overstepped a line, please tell me. But if there’s a chance…” Oscar trails off, looks at the ground, probably to hide the blush that’s appeared on his cheeks.

“Look, Oscar,” Lando starts, taking a step closer. “I care about you, alright? Quite a bit, I’m afraid. So you’re not wrong, in that regard. But I can’t… We can’t.”

Oscar looks up. “Why not?” He asks. Quiet, soft.

Hopeful.

“Because!” Lando says, throwing up his arms. “I’m not letting this ruin us! I’m not going to do a, I don’t know. Nico and Lewis with you, where we fight for the title and the shit gets bad and you retire after winning your WDC and we never talk again and you just give me long wistful looks as you interview me in the paddock!”

There’s a pause, where Oscar just blinks at him. “Wait, why are you the seven time world champion in this scenario?” He eventually asks.

Lando lets out a strangled cry and falls back on the couch.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m just. We’re not Nico and Lewis,” Oscar says, like it’s that simple.

“But we could be,” Lando says, and he hates how easy it would be, to give in. To pull Oscar on the couch on top of him, to kiss him. To take him on dates, to call him his boyfriend. Oscar is everything he never knew he even wanted. Never knew he needed. “I care about you,” he says, voice quiet, small. He hopes Oscar gets what he means.

I care about you. I care about you so much I would rather let you go then wait around long enough for me to ruin you.

“I care about you, too,” Oscar says. “Which is why I think we should at least get to try.” He’s so goddamn unflappable, still standing there in the doorway of Lando’s drivers room looking completely unbothered and uncaring, but the fact that he’s here, that he’s arguing Lando on this is proof enough that he does care. That he’s willing to fight for Lando. Fight for them.

And maybe, maybe it’s all going down in flames. Maybe they will crash and burn and never speak to each other again.

But maybe, Lando can get off the couch, let himself fall into the soft embrace of Oscar’s arms, let himself be kissed, go on that goddamned date.  

Maybe, just maybe, they could try.

Oscar is still standing there, patient and calm and yet so stubborn and Lando thinks fuck it.

He gets off the couch.

#landoscar #drabble #this is not my best but hnnggff i havent written anything since like???? monday. which is a long ass time for me #so i'm just trying to get back in the swing of things

[roadboy75]

First public flash with people around 👍🔥😈🔥🔥 I love my sexy Hotwife’s @truckershotwifelife new found excitement with all this. To bad we couldn’t have made this stop more exciting with a random lucky stud for a quickie 😈😈😈😈

#sharing wife #hot wife #wifeshare #stag vixen #wife fantasy #shared wives #3somme #sharedwife #mfm—stuff #vixenlife #happy wife #cheating wife #perfect wife #my wife #wife exhibition #slutty wife #naughty wives #watching #wife #vixen wife #wet ass pussy #public flash #slutlife #swapping #swinging #stag #sexy #swingers #wifes sexy pictures #hot sexy tease

[scandals-r-us]

You know how it is with sandia

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #gabriel o'hara #someone suggested a silly lighthearted doodle of migs just going absolutly wild on some fruit over the sink like an animal #and gabri thinking he had just witnessed this man gone savage #so ill meet u in the middle anon. what if it was silly #sandia before bros #but also the image of spiderman eating and entire ass melon while swinging around #is the real.reason to fear this man

[justaz]

listen. my guilty pleasure is those merthur fics where merlin is handed over to foreign lords and they get violent and then arthur finds out and goes apeshit. love it. so fun. but what i think is so funny is that like,,, merlin would punch back. maybe not realistically, maybe he’d restrain himself, but spiritually merlin is throwing hands. i just think its funny bc in like all the fics ive read merlin is the personification of 🥺 over it

#in my heart #merlin takes the punch like a champ before turning around and swinging on the bitch #the lord threatens to report him to the king and (depending on who is leading camelot) merlin has two reactions #uthers reign!merlin: yeah go tell everybody that you got ur shit rocked by a serving boy. go cry like a little bitch to mommy. #im sure theyll love that. youll make a lot of friends like that. no one will think ur weak in the slightest #and then #arthur’s reign!merlin: trust me when i say this - ur getting off easy. if u tell arthur what u did he’ll kill u himself. #take the punch and go. we’re even #TEEHEE 🤭🤭 #GET HIS ASS MERLIN #but im also a fan of protective arthur and hurt merlin so no complaints from me #just a silly thought #just bc merlin is CONSTANTLY taking care of arthur. and yeah arthur takes care of merlin (usually in more subtle ways) #but its still fun to see him absolutely lose his shit and protect whats his #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur