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l3viat8an · 7 months

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HWAAAAHHH HEY ROOOOO ♡

A not so quick thought I've been dying to shareeeee ahhhhh

Omg- so yk how Mc has that long table in their room??? Imagine setting up a craft station each week for the boys to do a lil craft.

Beel, Asmo, Dia, Simeon and Luke are super excited for crafting. Barbie, Mamms and Levi are excited too even if they won't admit it. But Luci, Satan and Belphie need a little bit of convincing. They're not children! But after your first successful chaotic crafting session they start to like it.

𖥸 Luci is surprisingly artistic. Even if it seems silly, this little crafting session is very relaxing and it gives him time to bond with his brothers. He likes to follow the model closely first before experimenting a little bit with his technique and style

𖥸 Mamms + Levi are trying to 1 up each other the whole time. They will hate on each other's projects and will fight over supplies. Mammon will swipe the scissors from Levi mid-cut even though there are 5 other pairs currently not being used. Then Levi will try to get them back and a fight will break out. Mc has to use "stay" before Levi summons Lotan.

𖥸 Satan bbg I'm so sorry. He will make something beautiful that he's proud of but it will get ruined. He'll just be putting the finishing touches on his craft when Levi and Mammon's fight will cause something to ruin it. A paint cup got knocked over and now there's paint water soaking his hard work. Or the glitter got spilled and now there's sparkly bits clinging to the undried glue. Mc is gonna have to use "stay" again to keep him from wringing his older brothers' necks.

𖥸 Asmo's crafts can be described in one word. Shiny. He's using all the glitter, gold leaf and sequins available to him. He especially likes those gold and silver detailing pens. But don't mistake sparkly for tacky because even if his crafts are sparkly they are still tasteful.

𖥸 Beel + Belphie will make adorable little projects but Beel will try to eat the supplies duh. Please for the love of Dia get the nontoxic supplies. He can't help it though. That shade of pink looks just like a poison strawberry tart and the colors Simeon mixed look exactly like Madam Scream's Macarons! He just wants a little taste. Belphie will be busy trying to stop him from drinking paint. If he keeps a few extra snacks on hand then it will keep Beel at bay.

𖥸 Diavolo is just absolutely enamored by all the cool crafts. Like woah you made that little scarecrow!? And you made a pom pom pumpkin? He's so excited to try out all the crafts and is that one weirdo that is absolutely covered in 8 different colors of paint somehow even though he only used white.

𖥸 Barbatos will also create the most gorgeous crafts. Like excuse me sir, you're telling me you made that out of construction paper, pipe cleaners and popsicle sticks???? There ain't no way. 100% the chillest crafter at the table but he will snap Mammon and Levi's necks if any of the mishaps of their fight ruins his project.

𖥸 Simeon and Luke will probably work together on a craft. Like Asmo's projects, Simeon and Luke will add lots of pastel colors and shiny bits to their project mostly in the form of gold flakes or those metalic paint pens.

𖥸 Solomons crafts are similar to his cooking. They never end up being what was intended. Like today we're making kites and - Uhhh Solomon made an abstract Mona Lisa with construction paper shapes?? Alright then... You do you man

HIIII CHERRY!!! Omgg okay- this is all so cute <3 finally giving that silly table a good use too jsjsjsj besides homework 💀

Lucifer being good at everything doesn’t even surprise me anymore- but he’s genuinely very into it and it’s nice to see him try to relax and do something with his brother that’s just for fun!!!

Mammon + Levi- I wouldn’t expect anything else honestly- those two can’t stop for five minutes and they almost ruin it for everyone. (Until MC calms them down and fixes everything) also the fact Levi’s better at traditional drawing them Mammon is probably another reason they fight hskshsj

Poor Satan. Tho depending on how annoying Levi & Mams have been it might be fine to let Satan smack them up a bit- jkjk bad idea ik- MC needs to help him calm down and maybe start a new project together? (That’ll at least perk Satan up and piss off Levi ‘n Mammon which again will make Satan feel better :))

The first thing Asmo used was a pick glitter gel pen and his artwork is absolutely gorgeous~ (definitely something super shiny!!! but still gorgeous and he’s careful to stay at the other end of the table away from Levi and Mammon helpsjsj)

All the supplies have to be non-toxic and absolutely no one can try drawing or making anything resembling food- Also just imagine Belphie taking the paint water away from Beel and putting it by his drink….so a little later sleepyhead accidentally drink some instead lolol also anything Belphie actually makes looks like it’s out of a horror movie while Beel’s is just…abstract :)

Diavolo’s feels like a callout as the kid who was always covered in paint but he’s so happy with his little somewhat lumpy pompom and little painting!! Just look at his sweet smile!!!

Barbatos doesn’t even need to threaten Mammon or Levi- they take one look his way and see that smile and know they better knock it off and behave- also how??? Sir it’s gorgeous but how??? Hell he probably made a fully functioning little model of MC XD

Simeon and Luke are adorable as always!! It’s definitely something sweet, yet a little more simple, but still very cute! The shiny bits are perfect and they definitely made it with the intention of gifting it to MC when they’re done <3

Solomon……Solomon wtf why?….you could’ve drawn a stick man and it would’ve been better that…uhhh that- But he’s happy!! Also very, very proud of it and when you ask what it’s supposed to be he looks a little offended-

#awhwhwhw I loved this sm <3 #not a super crafty bitch myself but with these dummies it would be ✨fun✨#obey me!#obey me #om!#obmswd #obey me fluff #om! fluff #obmswd fluff #obey me shall we date #obey me shenanigans #obey me headcanons #om! hcs #om! headcanons #obmswd hcs #obmswd headcanons #ro rambles #moot mail!

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another-lost-mc · 1 year

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hello jes!~ could you do some short headcanon for solomon x reader x simeon who struggles with art block and frustrated about it? i was feeling down because of it because in the time i was improving i had reasons to stop it temporarily but unfortunately i have been struggling with it 😞

COMFORT

It doesn’t take long for Simeon and Solomon to recognize the signs that you're struggling with some sort of creative block.

You're hunched over your desk, making soft, frustrated noises more often while you mutter quietly under your breath. You toss your materials aside so carelessly, which is so unlike the care you normally give them.

Simeon understands all too well what it feels like to be in a creative slump, and he might be the first to notice. He mentions it to Solomon quietly, because it’s important to both of them that this doesn't interfere with your ability to take care of yourself.

If you’re struggling that much, don’t worry - they’re going to help you with whatever you need, even if their concern feels a little suffocating at times.

Be prepared for lectures and very manipulative puppy eyes to get you to listen to whatever they’re suggesting. They really want what’s best for you, even if it’s hard for you to admit it.

Staying up late isn’t going to help you feel better. They’re both leading you to bed, each of them holding one of your hands. They’ll keep you company if you like, cuddled against your sides while they murmur quietly about how talented you are, and how lucky they are to have you, and maybe after a good night’s sleep you can try working again tomorrow.

Skipping meals and eating rushed snacks isn’t going to help you either. Simeon insists that he doesn't need Solomon’s help in the kitchen, and he makes sure you're fed lovingly home-cooked meals. Solomon visits your favourite Devildom and human world shops to find the comfort foods and snacks you like most, and they both make sure you keep hydrated.

Solomon might not be allowed in the kitchen, but Simeon will be sending him to the market for ingredients. If it’s a nice day, Solomon will insist with wide, pleading eyes that you join him for the walk and keep him company. You won’t have to carry any of the bags, but he’ll loop them all on one arm so he can hold your hand with the other.

He might buy you a special treat at Madam Scream’s, and he'll look so pleased when you offer to share it during the walk back to Purgatory Hall, but don’t tell Simeon, okay?

DISTRACTION

Once they know your basic needs are taken care of, Simeon and Solomon are going to distract you from your frustrations any way they can.

They don’t want you to stay cooped up in the House of Lamentation or Purgatory Hall where you're more likely to fall into self-deprecating moods. They don't like it when you think badly of yourself. It's not your fault.

Solomon will take you shopping with him when he picks up more alchemy ingredients or other supplies for his experiments. Simeon enjoys visiting the markets and bookstores, and he’ll find excuses to go more often so that you’ll keep him company.

Both of them offer to buy you small trinkets or gifts, spoiling you unashamedly if you let them.

Don't be surprised when they sweep you away on romantic date nights: dinner at your favourite restaurant, coffee and dessert at the café you like, or maybe a movie if there’s something playing that you want to see.

There are a lot of beautiful places in the three realms for you to explore. They always have somewhere new to show you: a museum or an art gallery you've never visited, or something wondrous in nature - anywhere that will distract you from what’s bothering you.

They hope spending your time exploring new places, with them, might inspire you. If not, at least you all have new photos and souvenirs to commemorate your adventures together.

When the weather is nice, expect them to invite you on lots of walks together. Simeon says he wants to practice his photography skills, but it’s really just an excuse. When Solomon makes you laugh at some corny joke he makes, they both stare at how radiant you under the Devildom moonlight.

(Later, Solomon will demand copies of all the photos Simeon takes of you, no matter how blurry or out of focus they are.)

They’ll do anything or go anywhere you want, so long as you’re together.

If you try to thank them later for taking care of you, they'll insist it's not necessary - they love you, and it's only natural to want to take care of you.

INSPIRATION

When you insist that you’ve had enough of a self-care break and want to try working on your art again, their next goal is to try and inspire you.

Simeon might offer his latest manuscript draft for you to read - it wouldn’t be the first time something he’s written has motivated you to create something new and wonderful.

Solomon will ask for your help with his magical experiments - nothing dangerous, of course, but ones that he thinks you’ll enjoy. Some of the spells or potions he uses can be visually stunning, and the way he manipulates magic so easily is truly a sight to behold.

You don’t realize that it’s almost like a competition between Simeon and Solomon to see who inspires you the most.

If you’re going through a particularly nasty creative block, their methods of trying to give you new inspiration - while competing for your attention - can be quite…interesting.

You were sitting with Simeon in the sitting room of Purgatory Hall. He read to you quietly while you rested your head in his lap and stretch out comfortably on the sofa. He stroked your cheek affectionately whenever he paused to turn the page.

It was a relaxing, lazy afternoon and you’re on day twelve of avoiding your art studio like the plague. Luke was at the Demon Lord’s castle with Barbatos, and Solomon was finishing some sort of experiment in his room.

“We should make lunch soon,” Simeon murmured quietly when he finished another chapter.

“One more?” you asked quietly, opening your eyes and smiling at him. The cadence of his voice was so soothing.

“Of course, my love,” he said warmly, leaning down to brush his lips against your brow. He enjoyed these quiet moments with you. He didn’t mind the arrangement he had with Solomon where they both shared your time and affections, but sometimes he craved intimacy with only the two of you.

He started reading again and you closed your eyes so you could let the words draw you into the story. A few minutes later you heard the quiet sound Solomon’s door opening further down the hall. Simeon's voice suddenly broke off into a stuttering cough and it jostled you unpleasantly. You turned your head to see what the problem was, and your cheeks burned at the sight.

Solomon had just walked through the sitting room doorway wearing nothing but a pair of black, tight-fitting boxer briefs. He stopped a few feet away from the sofa and stretched his arms above his head, glancing at you from the corner of his eye.

“See anything you like, darling? Am I inspiring you yet?” he asked nonchalantly. It was hard not to grin when he started striking statuesque poses like some sort of hero about to have his portrait done.

Solomon pouted when you shook your head, even though you told him you appreciated the effort. You admired the view, of course, but his body wasn’t quite enough to tease your artistic drive back into action. It was hard not to stare at him though; his chest, back, and arms were covered in runes and pact marks. You liked to study them sometimes, tracing the patterns on his skin with your fingertips (or your tongue).

Solomon was determined not to give up, and he waggled his eyebrows at you when he leaned against the armchair very dramatically.

Simeon set his book on the coffee table while you hid your bubbling laughter behind your hand. “Oh, go and put your clothes back on,” he told the wizard, pinching the bridge of his nose warily. “Besides, I already tried that earlier today and it didn’t work,” he grumbled under his breath.

While Simeon and Solomon bickered back and forth (something about my body, my choice and the implication that a certain angel might be jealous), you looked at the sorcerer again with a critical eye. You noticed there was something captivating about the way the candlelight danced along Solomon’s skin. The marks he wore almost seemed to come to life, like he was wrapped in metaphorical vines binding him to powers beyond his own.

“Wait,” you said quickly when Solomon finally turned to go back to his room, shoulders slumped in defeat. You sat up and slid off the sofa, kneeling on the floor and patting the carpet in front of you. “Can you lay down for me?”

Solomon's mood flipped in an instant, and he beamed at you as he rushed to do as you asked. He lay down in front of you with a mischievous twinkle in his eye and winked. “Darling, just say the word and I’ll lay down for you anywhere you like.”

“Unbelievable,” Simeon muttered behind you.

You ran your hands over his chest and stomach, noticing the slightly bumpy texture where some of the pact marks overlapped each other. Solomon’s belly was a little ticklish and he kept squirming away from your fingers. You had an idea, but it wouldn’t work like this.

“Here,” you said quietly when you placed your hand on his side and nudged him, “lay on your stomach, okay?”

He rolled over easily, resting his head on his arms and sighing happily. “Are you going to give me a massage? Oh, that sounds lovely, my dear.”

He turned his head and smirked at the sulking angel on the couch, who wore an impressive frown while he crossed his arms over his chest. “Simeon, did you hear that? I’m going to get a massage from our darling.”

You and Simeon both spoke at once.

“This isn’t a massage,” you tried to tell him with a slightly exasperated tone.

“I’ll massage your face with my foot if you don’t stop talking,” Simeon growled.

Solomon wiggled happily on the carpet, ignoring Simeon’s frosty expression and looking at you with such fondness it made your cheeks warm all over again.

Shameless old flirt.

You turned around and patted Simeon’s knee gingerly. “Can you get my markers for me?”

Simeon snapped out of the angry trance he was in and blinked at you in surprise. When he realized what you asked for, he clasped your hand in his and squeezed. This was the first time in over a week since you even wanted to touch your supplies. He didn't want to ruin this for you, even if it meant putting up with certain juvenile sorcerers.

“Of course, I’ll be right back.” He stood up and stepped over Solomon, accidentally kicking his side with his shoe, and went to the spare room where you had your own little studio space.

When Simeon returned, you were straddling Solomon’s thighs and leaning over his back to examine some of his runes more closely. You held out our hand in Simeon’s direction, eyes focused on a clump of pacts and sigils near the base of Solomon’s neck. “Can you pass me the orange marker?”

Simeon looked through your marker kit. There were numerous orange-ish markers inside, but he knew which orange was your favourite - you told him once it reminded you of Asmo’s eyes. He handed it to you and watched curiously when you started colouring the gaps between the overlapping symbols on Solomon’s back.

“This is even better than a massage,” the wizard said with a laugh, delighted that you were feeling creative again. “Am I going to be your next masterpiece?”

“No, but it dawned on me just now that this would look so amazing with more colour,” you told him honestly. Part of you wondered why you never thought of doing this sooner. You sat up and motioned to Simeon to pass you your marker kit so you could find a different colour; you dug through the case with renewed excitement.

Simeon sat across from you on the other side of Solomon’s body and smirked when Solomon's head turned to face him. “How does it feel to be a glorified colouring book?” he asked teasingly. "Next time I should just go to the bookstore and you can keep your clothes on, hm?"

“Now, now, Simeon, jealousy isn’t becoming of an angel—ow!” Solomon exclaimed when Simeon took one of your markers and poked him in the ribs with it to shut him up.

The rest of the afternoon passed quickly, with periods of quiet tranquility interrupted by your two lovers trading half-hearted insults, and you coloured Solomon’s back like it was a blank canvas.

When you finally sat up, Solomon looked transformed; the harsh lines on his back were softened by a kaleidoscope of colour. The very same marks that used to intimidate you before looked enticingly beautiful now - much like the sorcerer himself.

You took some photos with your D.D.D. and showed them to Simeon, who looked at the pictures over your shoulder with a proud, sappy smile on his face. “Everything you make is always stunning, my love.” He nuzzled his nose against your cheek and kissed your forehead, happy to see you in your element once more.

“Hey, I want to see too!” Solomon said impatiently, trying to lift his head and look over his shoulder to examine how you turned his skin into a work of art.

You rubbed his back gently to quiet him, and you glanced at Simeon shyly, drawing your bottom lip between your teeth. “You know, I think I might still have some inspiration left.”

Simeon’s eyes darkened slightly and he didn't waste any time. He rose to his feet, pulling you up by your hand and led you towards his bedroom. He didn’t spare Solomon a single glance.

“Shouldn’t we help him first?” you asked, nodding your head back towards your beloved sorcerer. He was so relaxed on the plush carpet that he didn't even realize both of you were nearly out of the room and walking through Simeon’s bedroom doorway.

“Don’t worry, he can tidy up on his own before he joins us,” Simeon said loudly over his shoulder for Solomon’s benefit.

“That’s very rude of you, Simeon!” Solomon yelled back when he tried to get up, but his legs were tingly with sleep from laying in one position for too long. He managed to pull himself up to his knees, and the last thing he saw was Simeon’s smug grin before the bedroom door slammed shut.

#obey me dateables #simeon x reader #solomon x reader #obey me fluff #omswd fluff #obey me x reader #omswd x reader #obey me x mc #obey me x you #obey me fanfic #omswd fanfic #x reader #obey me poly mc #simeon x reader x solomon #obey me humor #obey me suggestive #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #gn!reader

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solomons-poison · 1 year

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hello! 🤍 can you do a small thing for solomon with a female S/O who is on her period and it's kinda painful? i am kinda dying from it

Helping S/O with a Painful Period

A/N: I'm so sorry that this won't be out on time ;; but I hope you enjoy this and that your pain resolved quickly! I definitely get those painful periods too, its awful, but I know our lovely wizard would come running to the rescue

Featuring: fem afab reader || Solomon x reader

Warnings: discussion of menstruation and menstrual pain

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Whether you tell Solomon directly or try to hide it from him, Solomon knows when you're in pain. He can just see it in the way you move, the way you breathe; maybe you're not eating as much during meals, and you're huddled under your blanket more often all of a sudden. Although he likes to act aloof and goofy, he's always so perceptive to your feelings, and it hurts him to see you like that.

The only good thing about the situation is that he knows it's not magic related or someone out to get you, although based on your pain level, it might as well be that. But sometimes he wonders if maybe the pain would be easier to handle or solve if it was caused by a curse instead of just regular biological processes.

Solomon is incredibly sweet during this time with you. If there's anything you need, you just say the word and he will fetch it for you. Of course he's making sure you have all the supplies you need in regards to pads or tampons, giving you comfortable sweatpants and sweaters (maybe even his, if you ask with puppy eyes), and all the blankets you could want.

You want just basic ibuprofen or acetaminophen? He'll make a trip to the human world just for you. If you need a heating pad, he'll get that too. He may even use a heating spell to make his hand warm and just lie beside you with his hand over your belly. He will become your stuffed animal to cuddle if you need it, or provide hugs, the man will do whatever it takes to make you feel better.

And although his cooking is a known nightmare and someone (like Simeon) might have to stop him before he tries to cook for you, the man has a talent for making excellent potions that can taste good somehow. He'll spend a lot of time making the perfect potion for you to drink that will help relieve your symptoms so you can be more comfortable until it's over.

It's easy for anyone to see just how worried he is over you, his smiles suddenly tight and short-lasting, so if you're staying with Solomon in Purgatory Hall, the other residents can sometimes get pulled into helping out. But they're all eager to help you feel better too, and help get the sorcerer couple in good spirits again.

Overall, Solomon is a big help when you're dealing with a painful period. He'll pull all of his resources and knowledge to get you what you need to deal with your symptoms, whether it's simply providing you comfort or some medicine. Anything that hurts you also hurts him, and he wants to make sure you can always smile unhindered.

#solomon x reader #obey me solomon #obey me shall we date #obey me hcs #the minx can write ✍️#afab reader #tw menstruation #tw periods

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devildom-moss · 1 year

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The others try out pick up lines

This includes Raphael, Thirteen, and Mephisto. Because I could make it innocent and platonic for him, I also added Luke in this one.

Diavolo

Diavolo: *picks MC up in his arms*

MC: you don’t have to physically pick me up to do a pick up line, you know?

Diavolo: I know, but I wanted to show you that I’m ready and able to take you to bed whenever you want.

MC: So now isn’t out of the question?

Barbatos: My Lord, did you complete that paperwork I warned you about this morning?

Barbatos

Barbatos: You should understand that my feelings for you are much like my duties as a butler.

MC: It can be hard work loving me, I suppose.

Barbatos: But I would be delighted to service you every day of my life, without tiring.

MC: . . . I think I need to take inventory of the supplies in that broom closet over there, do you think you could assist me with that?

Luke

Luke: MC! You’re my best friend; if you were a plant, I’d want you to be a houseplant so I could hang out with you every day!

MC: *pulls out phone, eyes watering* can you say that one more time? Your dads (Simeon and Barbatos) would love this.

Luke: Absolutely not!!

Simeon

Simeon: Do you recall that I write books under a pen name?

MC: Of course.

Simeon: Well, it might be greedy, but I’ve been thinking about taking on a new name.

MC: Are you working on a new novel? What name were you thinking of using?

Simeon: I was thinking I might like to take your last name.

Solomon

Solomon: MC, would you be willing to do an experiment with me?

MC: What kind of experiment? If it’s culinary, I’ll pass.

Solomon: You see, I have this hypothesis that I’d like to try and prove incorrect, and I need you to help.

MC: And it is?

Solomon: That there’s no way I can give you so much pleasure that I leave you trembling.

MC: Oh well if it’s for science….

Raphael

Raphael: It’s strange.

MC: What? Solomon’s cooking?

Raphael: No. He’s a great cook. I mean that even though I have the ability to make spears rain down, you seem to possess the ability to summon up a spear or two yourself.

MC: I’m going to walk out of that door, and the next time I see you, this conversation will have been wiped from my memory. Goodbye.

Thirteen

Thirteen: I think our future is a lot like the traps I build.

MC: How so?

Thirteen: I spend hours thinking about it, and I’d spend endless nights working just to create something amazing.

MC: … my heart.

Thirteen: Also, it’s useful in both cases that I’m very good with my hands.

Mephistopheles

Mephisto: I used to think I couldn’t hate a certain pompous demon more than I did before.

MC: And now?

Mephisto: I hate him even more now that he has you.

MC: 2/10.

Mephisto: I didn’t ask you for feedback on my line.

MC: I didn’t ask to be a pawn in your little Anti-Lucifer game. Do you even like me, or do you just like being bitter?

Mephisto: I can do both. . . do you still want to get lunch with me?

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bonniebird · 8 months

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Alfie Solomons x Reader

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Halloween 2023 event

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Request: Anonymous asked: Love you're writing. I've read all your Alfie fics and was wondering if I could request something to be written for the Halloween event. Would it be possible to use: "I am very naughty but in a very nice way" for Alfie Solomons, please. halloween2023 Thank you!

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Warnings: Implied public/work sex

You slowly sorted through the boxes and crates in front of you. You had planned on throwing a harvest festival for all of the workers in the factories. But the person who delivered your supplies delivered broken boxes and bottles, some were even empty.

“You look annoyed.” Alfie said as he approached you. Someone had mentioned seeing you down in the store room so he had left his office to find you.

“I don’t have time for you.” You said and waved him off. He scoffed and clutched a hand over his chest as if you’d shot him in the heart.

“I’m no bother.” He said quickly and smiled when you glanced at him.

“All of this is wrong and I don’t have time to deal with whatever naughtiness you’d cooked up.” You scolded as you looked through another box. He chuckled at that and stepped closer.

"I am very naughty but in a very nice way." He spoke playfully and reached for your arm, pulling you closer as you dropped the box in your hand. The door to the storeroom closed as he pushed a box behind him in front of it. He backed you against a sorting table at one side of the room as his hands pulled at your clothes. He used on hand to clear everything off the sorting table and lifted you onto the edge of it as he kissed you roughly.

Alfie tags:

@moonmaidwn1996 @gillybear17 @ravennoore14 @the-caravello-post @killing-gremlin @aegonandaemondtargaryenslut18 @lchufflepuffcorn @gatefleet @kaitieskidmore1

#alfie solomons #alfie solomons x reader #bonniebird #halloween2023

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onyourowndaisymae · 10 months

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Hey Daisy!

Idk whether you still accept requests for the 500 follower event (especially since I already asked one), but could you write prompt #10 "i think we fucked up" for Solomon with the same reader I requested prior (as in a gn/f reader)? Thanks in advance💙

P.s. I loved the latest Sol thirst you wrote, it's just *chef kiss*👌 perfect

ahh yes i do still accept requests for the 500 follower event, so thank you for requesting! and i'm SO GLAD people liked the sol thirst omg. it came to me from literally nowhere. here it is if you didn't see it already (i am proud)

this is specifically set in the nightbringer timeline and inspired the "why can't i come home?" chat

content + warnings: solomon x gn! reader (can be read as platonic if you're affectionate in general), reader is implied to be shorter than solomon

word count: 540

"i think we fucked up."

"who the fuck is we?"

you stare in disbelief at the scene before you. viscous goop runs down the walls of the kitchen. the color is some horrific purple-- you're not sure if it's from solomon's terrible cooking or whatever made the dish explode in the first place-- and the mystery meal sizzles a little as it comes in contact with the drywall.

solomon's not looking at you. he's staring at the burner in a quiet, contained panic, his index knuckle trapped between his teeth as he thinks on what might have possibly gone wrong. his face is one of a man who knows what he's done wrong and is trying very hard to rationalize it in his head.

"... nothing exploded until you came home? so really, this is..."

he trails off, like he realizes the folly in trying to pin this on you.

you want to be mad. you want to be so pissed off at him for making this mess. he knew he wasn't supposed be in the kitchen, and that's why the sneaky bastard waited until you were supposed to be gone at the house of lamentation to craft his wretched creation. you knew this would happen. he knew this would happen. why did solomon insist on cooking when he was so god-awful about it?

but then you sigh, defeated.

you had told him the night previous that you were a little stressed by your obligations lately-- to the brothers, to diavolo, to the future of the devildom. when you arrived home after his suspicious texts, you found him in the kitchen, sleeves rolled up, begging you to just give him five more minutes to finish the dinner he was making for you. it was a terrible idea, really, to leave him alone this long.

he may be an idiot, but at least he was considerate.

solomon's arms wrap around your shoulders from behind as your eyes squeeze shut. maybe if you close your eyes, this will all go away? his lips find temple, and he begins to press soft, apologetic kisses across your skin.

"i'm sorry... i should have listened to you. i just wanted to do something nice for you..."

"you almost set the kitchen on fire, solomon."

"... i didn't think it was going to do that."

silence. he's practically holding his breath in anticipation. as aloof as he usually acts, you can tell he's really hoping you'll forgive him for this.

"well," you start. "i'm going to go grab us something from hell's kitchen. and when i return, i'd really love to have that mess gone."

he squeezes your shoulders in a tight hug and kisses your cheek again. you can feel his muscles relax against your body as he waltzes out of the metaphorical doghouse.

"yes! i'll get everything cleaned up before you get home to make it up to you. that's the least i can do."

the sorcerer scurries off to gather cleaning supplies. you call after him to get his order, but he's gone in the blink of an eye and you don't have the energy to chase after him.

you're starting to think you're never going to get a day of peace in the devildom.

[500 follower event masterlist] // [obey me masterlist]

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #om #omswd #om nb #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x reader #obey me writing #otome

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misc-obeyme · 3 months

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I loveloveLOVE the idea of a FarmSim! AU! Like yourself, I assume a lot of us weren’t raised as farmer’s children, and more or less grew up on Story of Seasons/Harvest Moon. (Altho I do know a bit about living in Indiana, land of the Corn and home of the Indy500, if that counts towards anything lmao). In any case, I hope you like mytake on the Sides!

In terms of Farm Sim tropes, I��d be willing to say that The Royals (Dia, Barb, and ‘Phisto) are a part of some sort of local govt. bc I cannot see them as knees-in-the-mud farmer types lol. Maybe the farm is the “ROYAL FARM OF DIAVOLO” or something to try and convince Dia’s (not-in-a-self-induced-slumber) Mega-Corp father that farms are important, and corpo factories are bad. Diavolo has no idea how farming works but he likes to watch and play with the baby animals. Barb does not appreciate the farm visits bc Dia gets super excited and cannot be told “NO” if he wants to walk across a muddy field and up to a bull like “You are a fine specimen! A complete winner!” Luckily he is blessed with “Animals Love Me” kind of luck. Barb makes sure to get the Young Master dressed appropriately for next time. You need to talk to Barbatos about ordering tools, supplies, and contractors to build/repair things like stables, wells, and greenhouses. Mephistopheles takes care of the buying and selling of animals, and you gotta “prove to him” that you can be responsible enough to handle a horse (he does inspections of the farm and makes EVERYONE take riding/horse care tests).

The angels run the local cafe/store where you can get food and seeds, among other things. They buy your products and sometimes make presents (like sweaters made from your sheep's wool). Simeon and Luke run the Cafe side of things, while Raphael runs the store. Since Luke is a bit young to be running a business, he’s more like an assistant baker and he runs the morning collection at your farm. When he has time, he’ll sing to some of the animals.

Thirteen would probably the the Farm Sim Mine Spelunking Monster Trapper or smth like that? She’ll toss some coin your way if you bring her monster parts or rare ore, and maybe she’ll give you some “recipes” to make mining tools/weapons/traps.

And like... How funny would it be if Solomon just... didn’t change? Like at all? He already fits the “supernatural element” of other farming sims. An interesting and mysterious figure that lives just on the edge of the village. If you come to him with the monster parts/ore instead of Thirteen, he could help artifice some of your farming equipment with special traits, or craft potions that help you talk to animals or w/e.

IDK what do you think?

PLEASE I AM LOVING IT.

Okay okay so I totally agree about Diavolo, everything about that is spot on. He's fascinated by farm life, but knows nothing about it just like he is with humans in the game. Totally gets himself dirty because he just wants to experience things! Come on, Barbatos it'll be fun!!

And the corporation dad, that is perfection, too. Of course Dia's trying to convince his dad that farms are good!

Barb is forever suffering lol. While he does have a garden, I can't see Barbatos doing any kind of hard farm work either. He's definitely more suited to getting permits and such, but I could see him frequenting the angels' bakery because he likes to cook. They swap recipes a lot. Maybe he hosts the cooking competition, mostly because I think that'd be so funny.

Mephisto as the animal guy is perfect, you better believe he's gonna make sure your horse area is up to par before he'll even consider letting you have one.

Love the angels running a cafe and store, that's something I could easily see them doing. And oh my heart Luke singing to the animals!! My precious baby son. I kinda see him also being partial to flowers in general, since that's the only thing he's grown in the actual game lol. Maybe he starts making bouquets or perfumes...

Oh man Thirteen as the miner/monster hunter type! She's got a forge and spends untold amounts of time wandering the woods.

Solomon is such a menace and honestly I can't see him doing anything other than being the supernatural being. I keep thinking of Witchie from Story of Seasons/Harvest Moon. Like it'd be funny if he was more like Dessie and lived in a pond, but let's be real, he's definitely the one making weird potions and magic tools and such.

And of course all the characters are also marriage candidates, so if you marry Solomon, he's gonna come live with you on your farm. Spends all day in his wizard tower on the edge of town, but at night he comes home to his lil farmer spouse lsadlkjdfjkfdkjl.

Wow my worlds are colliding so hard right now I can't even deal with it. What I wouldn't give to have all these characters in a game where I could deliberately pursue and marry one of them!

Anyway, I totally love this and your ideas! I'm pretty sure I would do some unspeakable acts to have an Obey Me farm sim game like this.

#this is fantastic and I love it #thank you for sharing this with me #now I really wanna play one of those games again lol #obey me #obey me side characters #dread-bard #misc answers

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lou-struck · 5 months

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Fruit Cake Fear

Solomon x reader

25 Days of Ficmas Day 7

Wc: 1.3k

~ Holiday Horrors come to light when you receive a Fruit Cake from the Sorcerer.

As soon as you flop down on your bed, you can practically see the waves of stress leaving your body as you unwind from another day of adventure in the Devildom.

*knock

"Who is it?" you call. Sitting up against one of the massive fluffy pillows Asmodeus had gotten for you on your bed as the silver door knob turns lightly. The door creaks open just wide enough for a familiar-looking head of snowy white hair to peek through the entrance.

"It's just me, Mc," Solomon smiles, meeting your gaze. "May I come in?"

You smile and scoot over on the bed so he can sit next to you. "I suppose."

He chuckles at you teasing and steps fully into your bedroom. You notice he is carrying with him some kind of gift wrapped in a pretty snowflake-patterned foil. The kind people use when they are handing out holiday sweets in the human world.

Everyone knows that the sweet little angel, Luke, has gone crazy this year with his holiday baking. He made it his goal to make enough sweets for everyone this holiday season, including Beel.

Simeon told you earlier that the Chihuahua has even claimed the Sorcerers lab as an extra baking area at the time and the whole house smells of sugar and peppermint.

'Could this be a sample of the sweets to come?' you wonder, letting your stomach growl as you try to think what kind of treats lie just beyond the wrapping.

"Drooling already are we?" Solomon laughs, placing the gift on the nightstand furthest from you teasingly. It's too far away for you to grab it, and he knows it.

"I can't help it; you smell like cookies." you giggle, inhaling the sweet scent of the angels' celestial baking on Solomon's clothing.

"How else was I supposed to get your attention? "he laughs. It's such a wonderful sound. Wish you could hear it forever.

Unfortunately, it is interrupted by the blaring, annoying sound of his DDD. He glances down at the scream briefly. "I'll be right back. I have to see what this is about," he states, standing abruptly and stepping outside your room into the hallway to take his call

you are now alone with nothing but your curiosity and the unopened present, and part of you wonders if he had planned on making you wait to quell your sweet tooth.

Scooting over, you reach out to touch the package, trying to peek through the sheer material to see its contents. But the deep blue color makes it a bit too hard to do so. "I wouldn't touch that if I were you." a deep voice calls from the doorway.

Your gaze travels upward, and you see Beel standing fresh from one of his workouts. His orange hair plastered to his forehead from sweat as he takes a long sip from some sort of Demonic-post workout smoothie. Normally, after a good workout, his cheeks are full of color, and he is over the moon from the endorphins, but today, something seems off.

"What's wrong, Beel?" you ask, scooting away from the package. "I promise I was gonna share it with everybody."

He frowns and places a hand to his stomach, "My stomach is telling me that something is wrong."

Your brow furrows, "Wrong how?"

"Solomon smells more like Luke's baking than that package does. That one doesn't even smell like food." he says seriously. "Before you take a bite, you should ask him who made it."

And begin to fear the worst.

Solomon took time out of his day to cook you something.

"I gotta go," the avatar of gluttony says distractedly, as if he had not just put fear into your heart ten seconds ago. "I'm hungry."

He leaves just as Solomon comes back into the room.

He gives you a big smile, and you feel bad for doubting him. "I am so sorry that I had a package go missing. I need to figure out who was behind it."

"a package?" Hoping it wasn't anything too dangerous. Solomon has a history of ordering some interesting supplies for the mischief he is planning on causing.

he places a hand on your shoulder confidently, "It's nothing to worry about. I was able to track it down and send someone to retrieve it for me. "no, you have been very patient, so I should give you your gift."

He lifts the parcel easily and places it in your lap. But as you feel its weight, you feel like someone has just placed a cinder block on your lap. It's rock-solid.

Fear shoots through your body, but you don't think you'll be able to escape now. Solomon looks so eager you know that you have to open whatever it is that he got you

Trembling, your fingers grip the paper, ripping it to reveal the contents of the package. A human world fruitcake. Your jaw drops.

It is circular in shape and completely dotted on top with candied fruit and glazed pecans. If it came from anyone else, you might even say it looked decent, but this is Solomon, and we're talking about it.

"aren't you surprised?" he asks with a bright smile I had a feeling you'd be missing some treats from the human world so I made one that I tried in the 17th century.

Although you are terrified to actually put this thing in your mouth, you were touched by his consideration. "So you made this for me?"

"Yes, I made the cake myself," he says proudly. "Luke has been in a baking frenzy for days trying to make all sorts of holiday sweets and I guess it inspired me."

He looks so happy as he goes through the process of baking the damn thing. He is so animated when he talks you come to a harrowing realization

No matter what happens, you have to eat this fruitcake.

"Well thank you Sol," you beam "I can't wait to try this." You grab one of the edges and try to tear a chunk off of the cake, but it doesn't really give until you use all of your strength. Instead of tearing like normal pastries do, A chunk of cake just kinda splits off from the rest of the fruit cake's body like concrete.

The chuck is jagged and kinda pokey in your hand as you raise it to your lips.

The things you do for love, am I right?

As your teeth bite into the 'cake' you hear a light cracking sound. Your eyes shoot open in alarm and you spit the lump out, the cake chunk looks the exact same as it did before.

"What's wrong Mc?" Solomon asks a hint of nervousness swimming in his brown eyes. "Is it too well done? I was out of baking powder, but I thought that I could use devil putty to help it set. It's perfectly edible, and I thought that since it had setting properties, it would do the same thing.

Although that sentence is problematic on its own, it certainly wasn't the taste of a fruitcake that put you off. Nor was it the fact that Solomon had just tried to feed you the equivalent of Hell's Play-Doh.

Your tongue runs around your mouth and you realize that that cracking sound you heard may not have been the baked good…

Your eyes widen, and you look at Solomon with a mix of disbelief, disappointment, and fear. "Oh my god. Did I just chip my tooth?"

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#obey me x reader #obey me #obey me shall we date fluff #obey me shall we date #solomon x reader #solomon x mc #obey me solomon #x reader #obey me nightbringer #bnha

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Can the obey me brothers survive SCP-3008 (the infinite ikea, but can they even let alone survive a normal ikea /j)

These bitches definitely can't survive in a normal Ikea /j

They have a pretty good chance of surviving SCP-3008. No one is dying this time.

For those of you who want to read more about the SCP here is a link

More important question. Does Devildom has its own version of Ikea?? How would it even be called?? Devilikea? Demonkea?

The demon brothers vs SCP-3008

A/N:For those of you who don't know what SCP-3008 is. It's basically an infinite Ikea that is extremely hard to get out of. There are also monsters under the name of SCP 3008-2 which are basically humanoid monsters, which are either too short/tall with no face and long limbs that get agressive during the night.

Lucifer

He just wanted to go buy furniture to replace the one destroyed by his brothers but the store doesn't seem to end.

It doesn't take much for him to realize something is deeply wrong with the store and he tries to go find an exit.

He tries to go talk with some worker only to come face to face with SCP 3008-2. Even if the monster tries to attack him, it will be killed rather quickly.

Really, the only hard thing to do is finding the exit. The monsters tend to leave him alone as they are too scared to approach him.

I wouldn't be surprised if he started asking 'nicely' where the exit is. All in all it takes him 2 days to get out. Also before reaching the exit he also took all the furniture that he came for in the first place.

A/N: Reading all of this makes me realize that it might not be so weird if this happens in Devildom...for all we know maybe that's how stores function in there...

Mammon

He had a big idea for a new scheme but he needed to buy some thing for it to work and long story short he ended up in the infinite Ikea.

It took him a good while to notice that anything was wrong really. Even during the night, when the SCPs 3008-2 were moving he didn't think something was wrong. When the creatures would start talking to him he would run thinking they were some dept collectors.

He does finally realize what is actually happening and gets the brilliant to just take home with him as much stuff as he can then sell it on the internet. The store has infinite supplies so it's not like it will be missing some pieces of furniture.

It does take him about a week or two to get out just because he went too far into the infinite Ikea. If he had his crow familiars with him he would have been out in 3 days top.

He didn't leave with as much stuff to sell as he liked but he refuses to go back. He barges into MC's room to demand that they sleep together for a while...not because he has nightmares of that place or anything.

Leviathan

He needed a new shelf for his manga collection and it just so happened that he couldn't find it online anymore so he had to go out and buy it himself.

He was focused on finding the perfect shelf that he didn't realize that night fell and SCP 3008-2 came out and it took him a great while to figure out something was wrong.

He was avoinding them the way people avoid Solomon's cooking. The weird bodies proportions? He just thought that's what normies look like. The faces with features on them? Please, he was trying to avoid having to talk with people so badly that he didn't even look at their faces.

The only reason he figured out things was because he couldn't log into his games for his daily login. That's when panic started to set in. He spent a few hours just having a crisis and crying.

After he actually got motivated to get home he used all his experience as an admiral and the one from video games. When he stayed and thought about it, the whole situation reminded him of the 'The one time I got stuck into a supermarket full of monsters' anime.

He doesn't want to even think of all the time it took him to get out...all the lost login bonuses, all the animes he had to caught up on. His social battery was empty too. Once he got home he didn't leave his room for a month.

Satan

He needed even more shelves for his books and maybe some stuff for cats...Lucifer doesn't need to find out about the second reason tho.

He honestly noticed that something was wrong with the place pretty fast but he couldn't exactly figured out at first.

It wasn't until night came that things started to make sense and he realized what his predicament was.

He went full on detective/researcher mode. He wanted to know what those creatures were they are SCPs Satan..

He somehow stumbles across other people that have been trapped there for a while and starts questioning them about the place.

It takes 5 days to come and he brings some of the other people too with him.

With how smart he is you would think he wouldn't ask MC 'Is this how all shops in the human world are?' but he does! When MC tells him no he is both dissapointed and relieved.

Asmodeus

Went in to buy new mirrors cause the ones he has are no longer good enough for his tastes clearly not because Mammon and Levi broke them

He got distracted by all the mirrors and the possible cute furniture he could use for his room. You can never have too many fluffy pillows and soft blankets!

The only reason he notices anything is amiss is when all the lights go out. Even when SCPs 3008-2 come out to get him, he thinks those are just some of his fans that came to see him.

His charm even works on the creatures so he is really in no danger. He even makes them carry his stuff and show him the exit.

He gets out of there the fastest and even gets more stuff than he came for!

Beelzebub

Came to replace some of the furnite he ate back at the House of Lamentetion

SCP-3008 besides being an infinite Ikea also has infinite food so it takes Beel quite a while to notice that anything is wrong. Even when SCP 3008-2 tries to attack him he just eats them.

He would have been way more concerned if any of his brothers were with him but since he is alone he just chills around there. He eats until he had his fill and then goes on to take what he needs.

He accidentally stumbles across some people that have been stuck in there for a while and decides to help them get out.

Seeing Beel easily beating and eating SCP 3008-2 makes them question if they choose the right person to follow

It takes him around a week to get out but he would have been so much faster if he decided not to help anyone.

Belphegor

Goes there to buy himself new pillows, blankets, bed mattress and so on.

He tries to test which one is better and ends up falling asleep.

SCP 3008-2 kind of ignores him since it thinks he is not alive. Since he is pretty aware of what is happening around him even when sleeping he put two and two together and figured out more or less what was happening.

During the day he would wander around, trying to find anything interesting that Beelzebub or MC might like and during the night he is 'testing' the bed mattress and pillows.

All in all it takes him 6 days to come out and he got everything he needed and more. He also made sure to take some of that infinite food for Beel

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me lucifer headcanons #obey me mammon headcanons #obey me levi headcanons #obey me satan headcanons #obey me asmodeus headcanons #obey me beelzebub headcanons #obey me belphegor headcanons

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emotionalcadaver · 2 months

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Jumping on the bandwagon with this one! Shout out to @justrainandcoffee for finding this! Also tagging my other Hunger Games AU peeps @evita-shelby, @call-sign-shark, @peakyswritings, and @lunarubra!

Simulation can be found here!

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Freddie Thorne runs away from the Cornucopia.

Aveline Young runs away from the Cornucopia.

Arthur Shelby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Heaven Lavey grabs a backpack and retreats.

Jack Nelson finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Tommy Shelby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Luca Changretta runs away from the Cornucopia.

Gina Nelson grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

May Carleton, Michael Gray, and Polly Gray get into a fight. Polly Gray triumphantly kills them both.

Johnny Dogs runs away from the Cornucopia.

Charlie Strong snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Lucy Winters runs away from the Cornucopia.

Alfie Solomons scares Johanna Mason away from the cornucopia.

Finn Shelby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Grace Burgess takes a handful of throwing knives.

John Shelby and Rose Coldwell fight for a bag. Rose Coldwell gives up and retreats.

Isiah Jesus and Ada Shelby fight for a bag. Ada Shelby gives up and retreats.

Eva Smith snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Nina Ferrante clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Day 1

Gina Nelson camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Alfie Solomons stalks Johanna Mason.

Rose Coldwell goes hunting.

Nina Ferrante runs away from Jack Nelson.

Grace Burgess tries to spear fish with a trident.

Eva Smith receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Luca Changretta runs away from Freddie Thorne.

Ada Shelby receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Arthur Shelby diverts Lucy Winters's attention and runs away.

Finn Shelby scares Johnny Dogs off.

Charlie Strong questions his sanity.

John Shelby, Tommy Shelby, and Polly Gray hunt for other tributes.

Aveline Young pushes Isiah Jesus off a cliff during a knife fight.

Heaven Lavey hunts for other tributes.

Fallen Tributes

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

May Carleton District 4 Michael Gray District 3 Isiah Jesus District 11

Night 1

Heaven Lavey, Jack Nelson, and Aveline Young sleep in shifts.

Charlie Strong screams for help.

Finn Shelby receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Johnny Dogs questions his sanity.

Alfie Solomons loses sight of where he is.

Polly Gray tends to Freddie Thorne's wounds.

Luca Changretta receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Johanna Mason receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Eva Smith and Ada Shelby tell stories about themselves to each other.

Tommy Shelby and Lucy Winters huddle for warmth.

Grace Burgess thinks about home.

John Shelby cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Nina Ferrante, Rose Coldwell, Gina Nelson, and Arthur Shelby tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

*slams hands on desk* Lucy x Tommy is canon you guys my babies are cuddling sajfhsdjkgfhsd 😭😭😭

Day 2

Charlie Strong questions his sanity.

Ada Shelby, Freddie Thorne, Aveline Young, Johnny Dogs, and Polly Gray hunt for other tributes.

Rose Coldwell collects fruit from a tree.

Tommy Shelby and Gina Nelson work together for the day.

Alfie Solomons camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Grace Burgess tries to spear fish with a trident.

Arthur Shelby runs away from Jack Nelson.

Johanna Mason scares Lucy Winters off.

Nina Ferrante, Finn Shelby, Eva Smith, and Heaven Lavey hunt for other tributes.

Luca Changretta hunts for other tributes.

John Shelby makes a wooden spear.

Night 2

Johnny Dogs fends Polly Gray, Grace Burgess, and Luca Changretta away from his fire.

Nina Ferrante stabs Freddie Thorne in the back with a trident.

Finn Shelby overpowers Heaven Lavey, killing her.

Alfie Solomons and Aveline Young sleep in shifts.

Lucy Winters decapitates Rose Coldwell with a sword.

Tommy Shelby screams for help.

Jack Nelson goes to sleep.

Johanna Mason receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Arthur Shelby tends to Charlie Strong's wounds.

Ada Shelby, John Shelby, and Eva Smith sleep in shifts.

Gina Nelson attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

@call-sign-shark Finn overpowering Heaven has got to be the most hilariously ooc things I've ever heard. As if he would ever actually stand a chance against her. And @justrainandcoffee oh my god please tell Rosie that Lucy is SO SORRY she doesn't know what came over her 🫣

Day 3

Gina Nelson scares Grace Burgess off.

Nina Ferrante tends to Finn Shelby's wounds.

Arthur Shelby receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Charlie Strong bashes Luca Changretta's head in with a mace.

Ada Shelby hunts for other tributes.

Johnny Dogs goes hunting.

Tommy Shelby diverts John Shelby's attention and runs away.

Aveline Young defeats Polly Gray in a fight, but spares her life.

Lucy Winters receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Eva Smith sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Jack Nelson and Johanna Mason work together to drown Alfie Solomons.

Fallen Tributes

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Freddie Thorne District 5 Heaven Lavey District 7 Rose Coldwell District 8 Luca Changretta District 1 Alfie Solomons District 9

Night 3

Charlie Strong thinks about home.

Eva Smith, Tommy Shelby, and Jack Nelson sleep in shifts.

John Shelby sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Polly Gray questions her sanity.

Nina Ferrante climbs a tree to rest.

Lucy Winters passes out from exhaustion.

Aveline Young screams for help.

Grace Burgess, Finn Shelby, Gina Nelson, and Johanna Mason sleep in shifts.

Ada Shelby receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Arthur Shelby sets up camp for the night.

Johnny Dogs questions his sanity.

Day 4

Johnny Dogs, Ada Shelby, Lucy Winters, John Shelby, and Arthur Shelby hunt for other tributes.

Aveline Young constructs a shack.

Grace Burgess travels to higher ground.

Eva Smith is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Polly Gray travels to higher ground.

Tommy Shelby and Johanna Mason fight Gina Nelson and Jack Nelson. Gina Nelson and Jack Nelson survive.

Nina Ferrante kills Charlie Strong for his supplies.

Finn Shelby explores the arena.

Fallen Tributes

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Tommy Shelby District 12 Johanna Mason District 7 Charlie Strong District 4

Night 4

Aveline Young bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Arthur Shelby receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Lucy Winters, Finn Shelby, Grace Burgess, Polly Gray, and John Shelby sleep in shifts.

Gina Nelson and Johnny Dogs talk about the tributes still alive.

Nina Ferrante tries to treat her infection.

Ada Shelby dies from thirst.

Eva Smith and Jack Nelson tell stories about themselves to each other.

@evita-shelby Do I sense something potentially happening between Eva and Jack? 👀

Day 5

John Shelby stalks Lucy Winters.

Gina Nelson constructs a shack.

Polly Gray severely slices Nina Ferrante with a sword.

Grace Burgess fishes.

Finn Shelby attacks Jack Nelson, but he manages to escape.

Eva Smith questions her sanity.

Johnny Dogs dies from thirst.

Arthur Shelby makes a slingshot.

Fallen Tributes

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Aveline Young District 11 Ada Shelby District 6 Nina Ferrante District 9 Johnny Dogs District 10

Night 5

Finn Shelby and Gina Nelson talk about the tributes still alive.

Arthur Shelby, Polly Gray, and Grace Burgess get into a fight. Grace Burgess triumphantly kills them both.

Lucy Winters forces John Shelby to kill Eva Smith or Jack Nelson. He decides to kill Eva Smith.

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Gina Nelson decides not to go to The Feast.

John Shelby decides not to go to The Feast.

Finn Shelby decides not to go to The Feast.

Jack Nelson and Grace Burgess get into a fight over raw meat, but Jack Nelson gives up and runs away.

Lucy Winters decides not to go to The Feast.

Day 6

Gina Nelson discovers a river.

John Shelby goes hunting.

Grace Burgess attacks Jack Nelson, but he manages to escape.

Finn Shelby sprains his ankle while running away from Lucy Winters.

Arena Event

Monkey mutts fill the arena.

Lucy Winters dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt.

Grace Burgess dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt.

Gina Nelson uses Finn Shelby as a shield from the monkey mutts.

John Shelby survives.

Jack Nelson survives.

Noooo my girl 😭 At least she made it pretty far!

Fallen Tributes

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Arthur Shelby District 6 Polly Gray District 3 Eva Smith District 10 Lucy Winters District 12 Grace Burgess District 1 Finn Shelby District 8

Night 6

John Shelby receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Gina Nelson destroys Jack Nelson's supplies while he is asleep.

Day 7

John Shelby shoots an arrow into Jack Nelson's head.

Gina Nelson cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Fallen Tributes

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Jack Nelson District 2 Gina Nelson District 2

The Winner

The winner is John Shelby from District 5!

#the hunger games au

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cybils-drabbles · 1 year

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Tricky English Idioms

Obey Me characters and the human world idioms that confuse them the most (featuring gender neutral MC.) Also available to read on AO3.

Diavolo - He overheard a few RAD students claim that the parties hosted at the castle are all "Pomp and Circumstance" but he doesn't understand what they mean. He's saddened to find out that they see his hosting efforts as boastful and frivolous.

Barbatos - He had assumed the phrase "Spick and Span" was referring to an odd cleaning supply brand. He nods in appreciation when he's informed that the separate words have nuanced cultural and historical context.

Lucifer - Upon hearing the term "Himbo" used to describe Beelzebub, he becomes concerned and texts MC to ask about its meaning. He isn't fond of its etymology, but he chooses not to argue the appropriateness of its usage when referring to his brother.

Mammon - A witch once told him "You're Blowing Smoke Up My Ass" and he made a mental note to ask MC about it privately. He's relieved to learn it isn't referencing a sexual act, but later he becomes defensive because he realizes that the witch called him a liar.

Leviathan - His imagination runs wild after hearing about a "Green-eyed Monster" in the human world that takes over people's bodies. He asks MC about it and is disappointed that it's just a way that normies reference the sin for which he is the avatar.

Satan - Uncertain why a historical book about human world crime syndicates was called "Cooking the Books," he asks for MC's assistance. He chuckles and admits that he went in a more literal direction while trying to parse the phrase by himself.

Asmodeus - Someone described him as "A Sight for Sore Eyes," and he immediately reacted defensively, thinking it was a diss of some sort. He complains to MC about what happened and learns that they were actually ("rightfully") complimenting him.

Beelzebub - MC offers him a half-finished bag of snacks, claiming "My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Stomach." It takes a lot of time and explanation to reassure him that MC is fine and they really don't need to see an eye or stomach doctor.

Belphegor - When he first heard someone claim they "Slept Like a Rock" in a cheerful voice, he was confused: they seemed happy but rocks can't sleep. When he is told it definitely is a good thing, he makes rock-like sleep his new nightly goal.

Solomon - He'd heard his fair share of odd idioms, but "Colder Than a Witch's Tit" was a new one. He was flustered and frustrated by the phrase. After asking what MC thought, he decides that it's his new mission to make others uncomfortable with the phrase, too.

Simeon - Solomon had shown him a meme about the compared traffic density of a "Highway to Hell" and a "Stairway to Heaven." He politely laughed, and made note to discuss this with MC in the future (in private, without Luke overhearing.)

Luke - A human world show that MC was watching included the phrase "Bless Your Heart." He didn't understand why it was said with such a weird tone of voice. He asks about it and is disappointed to learn that humans joke about blessings.

Raphael - Pigs don't have wings on earth, so he knew the phrase "When Pigs Fly" roughly meant the same as "no way, never." What he didn't get was why humans didn't just say what they meant. He doesn't see much value in the art of snarkiness.

Mephistopheles - He prides himself on his concise reporting for the newspaper; however, after hearing the phrase "Read Between the Lines" he questions whether one can be too concise. Thus, he brings MC a stack of his old articles to analyze.

Thirteen - She's talking with MC about her duties as a reaper, they ask whether the job was difficult to start or if she just "Hit the Ground Running," and she stares quizzically at MC for an uncomfortably long time before they give in and just rephrase the question.

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HEADCANONS masterlist

★ works are sfw + gn!reader unless otherwise stated

➤ ensemble

When MC Needs a Little TLC [ NSFW | gn! + afab!Reader ]

When They Go Down on You [ NSFW | afab!Reader ] ↳ Demon Brothers | The Dateables

When MC Helps Them With Their Heats [ NSFW | afab!Reader ] ↳ Demon Brothers | Diavolo + Barbatos | Mephistopheles

When MC is Quiet in Bed [ NSFW ]

When MC Sends Them Audio Porn [ NSFW ] ↳ Demon Brothers | The Dateables + Side Characters

Would They Use a Love Potion on MC? [ NSFW ] ↳ Demon Brothers | The Dateables

Going to the Movies

When Movies Make Them Cry

What They Wear To See Barbie

Caring For Your Descendants ↳ Demon Brothers | The Dateables

How the Little D's Act When You're Dating Someone ↳ Demon Brothers | Barbatos

When They Find Out You Have a FWB [ NSFW ] ↳ Demon Brothers | The Dateables

When Solomon Is Your FWB [ NSFW ]

Shadow-Walking with MC

How They Mark MC [ NSFW ]

When MC Is A Professional F1 Driver ↳ Demon Brothers | The Dateables + Mephistopheles

The Wild Side ↳ Demon Brothers + Karasu | The Dateables + Azra

Sharing a Birthday with MC

Primary & Secondary Sin Attributes

Relationships Before MC

Grief After MC's Passing

Scent Marking & Nesting

➤ the demon brothers

When It's MC's Turn to Cook

When High-Achiever MC Struggles at RAD

When MC Dies and is Reborn in the Celestial Realm

When MC Is Rich AF

Their First Kiss with MC [ NSFW ]

When They Say "F*ck Lucifer" [ NSFW ]

When MC Feels Emotionally Numb

When MC is Shy in Bed [ NSFW ]

Going on a Road Trip with Driver!MC [ NSFW ]

If They Were Chubby Demons

When They Have a Size Kink [ NSFW ] ↳ Older Brothers | Younger Brothers

When They Hurt MC By Accident

Watching the Movie Se7en [ NSFW ]

When MC Has a Reversible Mood Plushie

When It's MC's Birthday

➤ the dateables

Dining With the Dateables

When MC Faints/Has a Panic Attack

When MC Makes Them a Kiss Shirt

➤ the side characters

Snacks with Thirteen and Mephisto

➤ assorted characters

Shopping For Beauty Supplies ↳ Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub

When MC Has a Creative Block [ NSFW ] ↳ Simeon x Reader x Solomon

When MC Steals Their Clothes [ NSFW ] ↳ Leviathan, Solomon

When MC Misses Their Sibling ↳ Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Luke, Solomon

When MC Gives Them Head [ NSFW ] ↳ Lucifer, Leviathan, Satan, Beelzebub

Got Milk? Lactation Kink Headcanons [ NSFW ] ↳ Mammon | Levi, Asmo, Beel, Belphie | Solomon ↳ Lucifer, Satan, Diavolo & Barbatos, Simeon, Karasu

When MC Is Scared of Snakes ↳ Leviathan, Barbatos, Mephistopheles

Dating a Chubby!Reader [ NSFW ] ↳ Thirteen | Solomon | Karasu

Late Night Cravings (For MC) [ NSFW ] ↳ Leviathan, Belphegor

The Crow Bros ↳ Mammon, Karasu

Pent-Up Lovers [ NSFW ] ↳ Diavolo | Karasu

Boyfriend Material ↳ Barbatos | Karasu

When MC's Lover Has Wings ↳ Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Diavolo, Simeon, Raphael, Michael, Karasu

Sunday Routines ↳ Leviathan, Asmodeus, Barbatos, Solomon & Simeon, Mephistopheles

➤ return to the obey me! masterlist

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Obey Me 25 Days of Ficmas 2022 Day 5: Baking

Pair: Solomon and Luke

It was almost Christmas time, and Solomon wanted to make the perfect treats for the occasion.

He woke up early, thinking about all the possible things he could make.

Ginger snaps, sugar cookies, chocolate covered pretzel sticks, fudge, and so many more!

Christmas held the most delicious desserts. He hadn't made any of them before, but it's never too late to try! Maybe he'd even ask Luke for some help. Surely the young angel would know what to do.

He entered the kitchen, grabbing out any ingredients he might need.

He had no recipe, but that's what made cooking and baking fun! He never used recipes. He can always guess what's needed. That's how good he is at cooking.

Just looking at an item, he knows what needs to be put in.

He noticed that some ingredients that are necessary seemed to be missing.

Oh well. He can use substitutes.

What to make first.....

Maybe he'd do the sugar cookies.

He pushed aside unnecessary ingredients, laying out what he needed.

Luke rushed into the room, panic evident on his face, "What are you doing!?"

Solomon smiled widely, "Baking for Christmas!"

Luke frowned, moving to stand next to him.

Then, Solomon grabbed a mixing bowl. He started to pour in his dry ingredients, using no measuring tools.

Once again, Luke spoke, "Wait! What are you making right now!?"

"Sugar cookies," He replied, pouring in a huge pile of baking soda.

"Um, this isn't how you make sugar cookies," Luke supplied, "You've added too much baking soda! And, I personally would recommend using baking powder instead. Not to mention that you added way too little flour. And- What are you doing!?"

"I thought I'd add extra powdered sugar," He smiled softly, adding twice the amount he should be, "I like my sugar cookies sweet."

"Sugar cookies will be sweet without that much sugar!" Luke panicked, "I think you should restart this batch."

Solomon shook his head, "I think they'll turn out fine. All my food turns out delicious."

Luke decided against arguing that point. He stood back in pain, watching the horrendous process that was Solomon baking.

Baking is extremely precise, it won't turn out good if even one measurement is slightly off! And all of Solomon's measurements were off!

The cookies made it into the oven, and eventually out.

Solomon grinned widely at his.....creations, "Yum, Luke, do you want to try one?"

Luke picked up one of the floppy cookies. They were burnt and had fallen in. They looked disgusting and tasted worse.

Solomon hummed as the delicious cookies hit his taste buds. They tasted just as he imagined! Luke had a grimace on his face, for whatever reason. The boy must have thought of a bad memory! Poor kid.

But, that's besides the point. He made the cookies successfully!

What should he do next?

"Luke, want to help me make fudge?" Solomon asked.

Luke's face drained of color, "Can I actually help?"

Solomon raised an eyebrow, "You helped a lot on the cookies. And thanks for that, they were really good!"

Luke shook his head, "I think I'll sit this one out. For my own sake, that is."

Solomon had no clue what he meant by that. But, who cares.

He pulled out a couple new ingredients, getting started on making the perfect fudge.

He could not wait to share these treats with everybody!

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Economics coconuts capital island

“That’s a problem – banks aren’t able to lend to people in villages, they don’t have security, financial records, so this is a major obstacle our industry faces, the financial entry barrier,” Mr Pollard said. The DME systems are worth $23,000, which is a fortune in a country where 85 per cent of the population still live from their own gardens and what they catch in the sea. His company Kokonut Pacific has installed about 40 DME systems in the Solomon Islands and says there is potential to supply up to 300 in the next few years.Īccording to Kokonut Pacific’s Solomon Islands manager Bob Pollard, the biggest barrier was cost. “What we’ve come up with is the fastest method of producing oil, from the time you open the coconut, till the time you get oil can be in under one hour,” Dr Etherington said. In the DME system, the coconut flesh is ground and dried and then pressed with a simple low-tech device which Dr Etherington invented after experimenting with a caulking gun. “They’re producing a beautiful oil and they have a residual meal they can use themselves for cooking, but they can feed their livestock, their chickens and pigs and that’s another asset, another thing that helps raise the living standards of the village,” he said. It earns at least five times more income than copra and retains the coconut flesh or meal after the oil is cold pressed. It’s hot, hard, dirty work and the finished product is a poor quality oil that must be cleaned and deodorised after it is refined.Ībout 10 years ago he developed a system called Direct Micro Expelling (DME) for producing virgin coconut oil at village level. It is still a mainstay of the Solomon Island’s largely subsistence economy, but it is one of the most volatile commodity markets in the world and producers often work for little return.ĭr Etherington said copra production was a form of slavery. In the first half of the 20th century, the Solomon Islands was a major producer of copra, the base ingredient used to refine coconut oil for soap production and for cooking oil, but war in the Pacific and health concerns about saturated fat saw the industry severely decline.Ĭopra is part processed at village level, where the coconut flesh is cut from the nut and dried on a rudimentary stove for refining overseas. “It is a money tree but they were not actually getting value for the work that they did.” “As one of the producers said: ‘God is raining money down on us and we don’t know it, we don’t recognise it.’ “As a cash crop, it has been so abused and as an economist I was concerned that you’re getting nothing for it,” he said. It was a traditional warrior’s challenge and welcome, a ceremony reserved for the highest honour and a mark of the respect accorded to the 79-year-old Stanford University-educated economist and his family.ĭr Etherington has been visiting the Solomon Islands since 1981 when he was an academic and researcher at the Australian National University in Canberra, where he made coconuts his life’s work. He was visiting Sumate, a typical coastal village in the Solomon Islands, where his work studying the economics of coconuts has started to have a profound impact.Īs the boat touched sand, a blast from a conch shell broke the silence and four men wielding spears and axes came running menacingly towards Dr Etherington, his son Richard and grandson Chelsea Mosely. SUMATE – As his boat glided effortlessly into a tranquil palm-fringed bay on the west coast of Guadalcanal, Dan Etherington had no idea what would follow.

#Economics coconuts capital island

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absolutepokemontrash · 3 years

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I come bearing a request! The Brothers with an MC who's really good at cooking and baking? Like, the stuff food blogs dream of. Master-level instagram pastries. Could compete with the chocolate guy if they put their mind to it.

👀 ooooo, I do love me some pastries-

(I know you have an *ahem* distaste for Lucifer, dear moot, so enjoy Lucifer acting like a bit of a dingus in his section!)

Lucifer

Oh, the human can cook. *insert asshole eyeroll here*. Great. Wonderful. Groundbreaking. That’s what’s got all his brothers acting like- what was that word Levi used? Simps? This human has turned six of the seven rulers of hell into a bunch of simps.

Sure, the human has near godlike cooking prowess. Sure, everyone looks forward to their day for cooking. And sure, everyone thinks the human’s pretty great.

Tsk, not him though. He’s a refined demon. Some silly food isn’t going to make him a lovesick fool… did he smell eclairs..?

Lucifer peered into the kitchen to see MC carefully taking a tray of eclairs out of the oven and letting them cool off on the counter. His favourite dessert… right there in front of him…

Due to not being a total moron, MC notices Lucifer and asks him what the hell he’s doing just standing ominously in the doorway. Lucifer makes up some bullshit excuse about reminding MC to do their homework and just leaves. Okay, game plan, he needs those fucking eclairs or he will spontaneously combust.

As he snuck into the kitchen that night, Lucifer took a moment to briefly wonder why he was creeping around his own house. He was the Avatar of Pride for pity’s sake! He could eat whatever he damn well pleased! Oh shit was someone coming- no? Okay, back to sneaking.

Lucifer crept into the kitchen, saw the eclairs, and all logic was thrown out the window. Time to eat!

“BEEL NO! NOT THE- Lucifer..?” “…” “…” “…you’re very talented, MC, do you mind making more of these?”

SOMEONE SNAP A PICTURE! THIS IS THE CLOSEST LUCIFER HAS GOTTEN TO BEGGING IN THE LAST THOUSAND YEARS!

Mammon

Ugh, stuck babysittin’ some dumb human, how lame…

As Mammon was throwing a “I’m broke and I’m stuck in a pact with a dumb human” pity party, the most heavenly smell entered his nostrils. Cooking… good cooking… was Barbatos visiting or somethin’? Nah, Lucifer woulda made a big fuss about gettin’ ready for Lord Diavolo. Huh, so what was goin’ on in the kitchen?

Huh? The human? The human can cook? Well damn, maybe this whole deal wouldn’t be so bad. Oi! MC! As payment for babysittin’ ‘em, he got to have an extra big share of- OW!

Did- did the human just hit him with a spoon?! Th-they can’t do that!

Apparently they fucking can. Mammon gets told to sit the fuck down and wait for the food like everyone else. He grumbles on the way to the dining room, but he can’t fully hide his excitement to try the food.

The food even looked pretty! How did they do that?! Magic. It had to be!

After everyone’s tastebuds were blessed with the heavenly substance that is MC’s culinary exploits, Mammon decides he needs to get on this human’s good side in order to receive more food! Maybe even find some way to make a profit or somethin’!

After weeks go by of trying to suck up to the human without looking like too much of a chump, Mammon eventually realizes… hey, this human ain’t so bad. They’re nice, they make him feel good about himself, they give him headpats… he’s really hit the jackpot here!

He’ll offer to help MC bake or cook, but beware, he will try and sample the food before it’s done. Don’t let him lick the spoon!!!

Leviathan

First thought? This human ain’t shit. Thought after seeing their food? WOAAAAAAAH! JUST LIKE THAT ONE ANIME-

He was unceremoniously cut off by Beel asking demanding seconds. Humph, fine, he doesn’t actually care about this dumb normie food anyway.

…well at least until Levi saw a little something something on TV that he just had to ask MC to try and make. He shyly knocked on their door and when they answered, Levi shoved the screenshot in their face and stuttered out a dinner request.

On the day MC was supposed to make dinner, Levi poked his head into the kitchen and tried to make it look like he was just standing in the same room as MC and not checking to see if they were making his dinner request.

Not that he’d blame them for not doing that… who’d wanna make some anime dinner for a yucky Otaku- OMG JAHSHSHABA THEY’RE MAKING IT! *fangirl squeals*

As Levi continues to commit the SIN of being in the kitchen at the same time as someone else, MC eventually just asks him if he’d like to help out.

“Here! Just keep turning the takoyaki.” “R-really? You trust me?” “Yes, Levi. You watched how they made it on your show, right?” “Yes! I won’t mess up! I swear on my honour as an otaku!”

All in all, it was a very cute bonding experience for the two. Now it’s a regular thing. Levi requests something for dinner or dessert, MC makes it, Levi helps out.

Satan

So, the human can cook. That’s nice. At least someone in this literally god forsaken house can.

He makes sure to thank MC every time they cook, then he makes sure to thank whatever deity is watching over him that Solomon wasn’t the human staying with them.

As the months progress, Satan realizes, he should learn how to cook better. I mean, Levi and Mammon were somehow both improving in their cooking endeavours, and if MC could teach those two, then he would be a breeze.

Satan walked into the kitchen and simply asked if MC needed any assistance with what they were doing. MC just slid him some garlic to dice and that’s how this mentor/student relationship was formed.

Satan was a star pupil, but Mammon and Levi weren’t above trying to sabotage Satan’s progress to get him to leave.

Here’s the thing, the sabotage worked, but it only worked once, and the two idiots didn’t stop to think that maybe they shouldn’t sabotage the meal they were going to have to eat later.

Well, cooking lessons continued uninterrupted after the ghost pepper incident…

Even when he’s ‘graduated’ their little cooking class, Satan’s always willing to lend a hand if needed. He also will slyly hand over some recipe books and cute baking supplies that he finds. MC should be prepared for lots of cat related things to come their way.

Asmodeus

The human can cook? Oh frabcious day! He’s saved from a life of his brother’s mediocre cooking! And the human’s so cute too! What a bonus!

Not only is the human cute, but their food is just so… aesthetic??? Pretty???? Omigosh he just has to get a picture for Devilgram!

For the first few months, MC’s relationship with Asmo consists of Asmo not at all subtly asking to take pictures of their food and post it to his Devilgram. Listen MC, his followers would just love it!

Being the saint-sheep they are, MC lets Asmo sit in whenever they’re making anything in the kitchen. And Asmo slowly realizes “hey, this cute human with the awesome food is actually pretty cool too!”

New Mission: Make the human fall madly in love with him so they’ll want to hang out more.

Whether the mission succeeds is up to MC of course. (I mean, I’m already smitten with him sooooooooo-)

MC offers Asmo a lot of the pastries they make, but the Avatar of Lust almost always declines. Listen honey, he’s on a diet- wait, don’t make that sad face! He’ll eat it! Look! It’s- it’s delicious…

Diet cheat day is now every day MC makes dessert. The feeling of bliss Asmo gets when he takes a bite out of anything MC makes is only second of the treats is second only to the joy he feels at seeing MC happy that he likes their food. It’s just so wholesome I can’t-

MC’s food Devilgram has almost surpassed Asmo in terms of followers and honestly- he isn’t even mad.

Beelzebub

Gasp! Lucifer finally got him the pet personal chef he’d always wanted! Thanks big bro! :D he’ll be sure not to eat this human!

On the first night MC was supposed to make dinner, Lucifer needed to hold Beel back from breaking into the kitchen to see what was causing that heavenly smell. It was, difficult… especially because Lucifer hadn’t slept in three days.

When they all sat down to eat, Beel practically inhaled everything and held up his half bitten plate for seconds.

We here at Stupid Headcanons incorporated recommend that MC have as many bodyguards as possible stationed around the kitchen at all times to ward off a hungry Beel. We don’t want him eating the ingredients and half-tempered chocolate.

A cinnamon roll through and through, he’ll eat everything MC gives him with a big ol’ smile on his cute little face. He’s not the best person to go to if MC wants advice or critique because the best thing Beel can usually muster is “it was really good.”

As Luke said in Lesson 5, Beel would make an awful food reporter. But we love him.

Similar to Levi, he’ll give meal requests on what to make for dinner. (At this rate, MC’s going to have to make some kind of list).

He kind of just waits by the door like a sad puppy whenever MC is making anything because he can’t get into the kitchen :(

Belphegor

The smell of freshly made chocolate chip cookies wafting through the house did reach the attic and it only fuelled his rage more. How dare the human win everyone over with cookies?!

After the attic incident, Belphie was won over with cookies.

Belphie just stands creepily in the kitchen doorway whenever MC is making anything and just makes shit really uncomfortable. Why’s he doing that, you may be wondering, well, he’s trying to calculate the energy needed to swipe the bowl of cookie dough and sprint to safety.

He never succeeds, mainly because once he gets to the bowl, MC already has the wooden spoon ready to smack him, so he just freezes mid-theft and slowly puts the bowl down.

“Oh my gosh, it says let the bread dough rest overnight? Let’s get a headstart and go to sleep now.” “Belphie what-” “I made a pillow Fort, come in. Let’s sleep.” “In the kitchen????”

How’d he make the pillow Fort without MC noticing? Years of experience. He’s trained in the art of- MC? What do you mean you can’t sleep right now and you need to get a head start on shaping fondant?

…he may have eaten the fondant while MC wasn’t looking… whoops… Beel may have rubbed off on him a little…

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