*hanging out at Titans Tower*
Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-
Jason: can you not?
Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?
Jason: I have a rep-
Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!
Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!
Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-
Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.
Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.
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This is a wee bit of a sequel to this Tim said you know what fuck the time line its probably gonna get rebooted anyway
Bonus:
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Perhaps…Robin Jason? Brotherly bonding if you want something more specific?
it’s bothering little brother o’clock
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Part 5 of You can’t bench me!
I don’t want to procrastinate but the parasites in me want to procrastinate.
Y’all are not ready for the next update…im not ready for the next update… my art skill gives me far too much power…
Also shout out to @kitkat-4772 for guessing correctly in the last post!! Remember to keep your silence about the next update or else :)
Context:
Spoiler,Red Robin, and Robin are all thinking of every single time they snuck out to fight crime, got caught, and were lectured within an inch of their lives. They all expect Phantom to experience their pain. Robin thinks Phantom is a dumbass for not just lying about the project being done. Batman is soooooo ready to have one of his kids experience the torment of trying to get an overly competent vigilante child to do anything they don’t want to, especially not to parole for the night. Let one of little terrors see how hard it is to parent and get a taste of their own medicine.
But Surprise! Red Hood is pretty good at this parenting thing, the peanut gallery is in utter shock.
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Phantom: *in tears* can I get sprinkles too?
Red Hood: anything you want starshine, I know you’re trying your best and just need a break
Batkids: how come WE never got ice cream?????(or sorbet for the vegan )
Batman:*deep sigh*
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Batman: i’m not getting a good grade in parenting. Something that is normal to want and possible to achieve
Red Hood: As always i’m a straight A student
Origin | part 4 | part 6
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weaponized spite
another batch of badly drawn shitpost incoming
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joker: how did you find my super secret warehouse, let alone that i escaped arkham?!
bruce: you really need to stop posting your criminal activities on your private story, robin is one of 12 people added
joker: because he’s my son! my lil junior
tim: ignoring the fact that that hasn’t happened in this timeline, you have to unadd me, i don’t think i can take seeing your cheesy knock knock jokes circulating my feed again for the sake of my sanity
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