#Phan answers;;

[justiisms]

"Pirates are hooligans of the seas and I will not be dressing up as one!" *there's a huge frown on taka's face as mondo and kaito have been desperately trying to convince him to 'join their pirate crew' for the last few days although their pleas are not swaying him!*

"Aunt Phan, I would have preferred to not get you involved but they have left me with no choice! Please help me! No matter how many times I have said no, they refuse to listen and continue to ask me again and again! I do not want them hounding me until Halloween!!"

"Aww, Taka..." She rubs his back. While she thinks it'd be such a cute idea if they all wrote matching pirate outfits, that he doesn't need to worry about such things like if they're 'unlawful' and just have fun.... she also understands it wouldn't be right to force him to wear something he vehemently does not want to wear. He's asking for her help, after all....

And so, she gets in between them all, giggling as she says: "It's okay, sweetheart! Now... Kaito, Mondo; I understand you really want Taka to join your pirate crew, but it's not right to try forcing him until he finally gives in. He said no, and you both have to respect that. Okay?" She pokes both their cheeks! But she doubts that will be enough to make the boys give up... and so after pondering for a moment... she gets an idea!!

"...Oh! I know!! There's still a way you all can match, in a way that still respects Taka's wishes to not become a pirate!! You don't want to dress up as a pirate because they're 'hooligans' of the sea, right, Taka? Then how about you dress up assss... a marine corp officer! Yeah!! They're like the cops of the sea, right? The studious officer, chasing after those pesky pirates!! How does that sound? Everyone wins!"

She laughs!! Of course, if that's what Kiyotaka would be okay with. And something she hopes satisfy Kaito and Mondo, too; that way, both sides can compromise with zero issue!!

#HBHVHB BOYS!! THEY REALLY SAID J O I N M Y C R E W! #BUT DW: AUNTIE PHAN IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!! #A SOLUTION TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY~! #Phan answers;; #essenceofjustice

[phanchester]

2009 vs 2024

#did someone do this specific form spring answer #if so then sorry i was eating glass #dan and phil #phan #phil lester #amazingphil #daniel howell #dan howell #danisnotonfire #wad #we’re all doomed

[pseudophan]

Phil going awwwww at an older picture of dan... hand over his heart... they want us to die

no genuinely this whole bit kind of broke me. dan's whiny voice and phil's pure unadulterated adoration...

#phan #dan and phil #answered

[danrifics]

pls give me the wad spoilers

okay okay so i’m saying this cos i actually don’t think it’ll make it in

WAD SPOILERS AHEAD

anyway it was madlibs and there’s this one where it’s basically us making a cult and both shows the person running the cult was phil (everyone always shouts phil for that specific madlib) anyway last night dan asked us to shout a noise and someone shouted a sex noise so it was phil running a cult called *insert dan making an awful sex noise* anyway at the end of the joke dan always reveals he’s been apart of the cult the whole time now normally this is just funny and has no other implications but dan just goes

“i’ve been in *dan makes horrible sex noise* with phil for years”

queue the biggest fucking screaming and laughing i’ve ever heard from a WAD audience.

like this literally was the reaction on all our faces

i’m aware this sounds so fake but like it literally happened and i bet they’ll use the take from saturday instead (same way they definitely will cut dan calling us faggots lmao)

#dan and phil #dan howell #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phan #dnp #wad #we’re all doomed #wad spoilers #bethanie answers

[simplydnp]

be honest with me. what are the chances of a hard launch in june

anon this question goes back years. and the thing is. we have been right once before.

you ask me this this time last year? fuck no. i might even quip that dapg would come back before dnp would hard launch. well. look at us now.

and even then, you look back on the content they started with in the revival--it honestly kind of felt exactly like where we left off, only a lot more explicitly queer (we stan). and then... trying to see without my glasses 2. and bang, spooky week happened. and that shifted the balance. we suddenly got slo-mo replays of handholds. day, after day, after day, finishing with the absolute masterpiece of halloween baking cinnamon rolls. in all honesty it was so much more than i'd've ever expected from them. truly another post-baking universe.

and it never really slowed down. suddenly we had cat prom photos, catboy butlers, catboy dan w/ phil photography credit, theyre 'wrestling' --running us full throttle into gamingmas, the first since 2017. and every day we had a new thing to freak out over: standing close. golf jokes. and then... pinof reacts. i don't know what compelled them to do it but i do have speculations. genuinely, i think they wanted to defang a lot of their history. we treated pinof 1, especially, with this... reverance. and it wasn't talked about too publicly--and dnp didnt do it either. so if they really wanted to move on, to bring down the walls, open the floodgates, define this new era: they had to throw the first stone. and they did. quite heartily too. suddenly this almost taboo part of their history--almost too intimate to be perceived--was on the table. and we were talking about it. joking about it. giving clear signals of 'we see it, it's okay.' and suddenly we existed in a post-pinof reacts world. of anything, i would've never predicted they would've done that. absolutely wild. follow that with it takes two being so chill and fond. incohearant being so blatant and heartfelt. trombone champ being unhinged and chaotic. the genuine and sweet complimenting of each other in the red carpet video. devan wedding... happilyphoreverafter... we crashed forward in time. never knowing what would be next. where is the line? how far will they go.

they teased us with japhan honeymoon and we knew 2024 would be wild. but we didn't know how much. from wdapteo 2023, to specific reminiscing about japan w/ devan, WAD happening, and phil playing a huge role in it all--from the orange carpet hosting, to 'ive been in *sex noises* with phil from the start!', to 'remote crisis manager phil lester', to dan saying he can stay during the thank you.

one of the biggest videos so far this year was the tiktok likes one. i will be forever haunted by the dog eating cheeseburger and willy wonka tiktoks--theres some things i was never meant to know. and yet. they tell us. explicitly.

every single video on amazingphil since the return of dapg has mentioned or featured dan. there's been a palpable shift in the way they interact. have you seen the way phil has been glowing in videos lately? this guy is on cloud nine all the time. it's really not hard to see why.

the energy of keep or yeet w/ dan... the absolute Lack of pretense of it all. phan twitter... watch your step baby girl...

dan and phil fucking crafts. talk about an unexpected return. legacy defining, one might even say. we're still in this tailspin of what everything means and they drop this insanely iconic video on us. from the storytelling to the production to the aesthetic--and its all capped off by explicit handholding. yes, it was part of the sacrifice. but hand in hand, the heart dan ripped from phils chest in one, and the knife that did it in the other... oh boy. we're really in it now. and then they put it on fucking merch. genius. truly no one does it like them.

and the foot has been on the accelerator since. dan and phil connections, shuffleboard & mocktails, getting deep slumber party, acknowledgement & approval of fics (yes previously given but never like this)--hell, even the sims today was wild for 'is their love language horrible banter 👀'.

you didn't ask for an essay but i gave you one. all of this to say, they've been moving the line. quite intentionally so. they intentionally revived their joint branding. they are 'dan and phil' again, and seem happier than ever about it, and i think that means something. they're saying things they never would have before--out of the closet or not.

as for june... 5 years since coming out is a big deal. so is this year being 15 years of dnp. hell, so is this year for being the first out pride month where they're explicitly a duo and regularly making content together. they're sentimental, there will be something.

my craziest idea is reacting to their coming out videos ✌️😔 --but i don't think it'll actually happen. as for more realistic, i could see pride merch. and however that goes will be significant, in my opinion. i'm excited and curious.

i don't know if they'll hard launch. it's hard to put all of the implications, complications, and speculations back into the box once it's opened. dan's talked about it before--wanting to be able to fuck up and not be publically executed, instead, being able to learn and grow and work it out. i think that's a very understandable stance to have. very grounded. we'd have to ask him if tour/dapg has changed that now. i do think he's had some sort of life epiphany--whether it's about that specifically, only he can say. but i think it's there.

even if i portray a lot of level-headedness, i wear my clown nose with pride. sometimes the only option is to go with whatever is funniest at the time. they're both jokesters, so they could commit to a bit like that. but it's also like, it can be too serious for them to want to joke about. i don't know. i think we're in this almost beautiful state right now--the we know you know of it all. there's no expectations, no demands to be met, no obligations of types of content. they're happy. we're happy. it depends on if they feel ready. if they want to. we'll be here, always.

#that is to say. marraige hill is starting to get crowded boys. so if you could. do something about that. thatd be great #im sure there's things ive missed but basically it comes down to this: realistically? maybe. & thats a lot fucking closer than its ever been #theyre having fun. and that means im having fun #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan #<- for the fandometrics #answered

[manchesterau]

asking the important questions

#dan and phil #dan and phil games #dpgdaily #dan howell #phan #and the answer is yes! #.gifs #my edit #mine #dannie #dangender

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

Hello! This is in response to your art suggestions post.

Maybe you could draw fetus Dan watching an AmazingPhil video for the first time.

Have a good day!

after over a month of not responding… i finally sketched your prompt! sorry for the long wait, i wasnt happy with it the first time i attempted it so i waited. so glad i did though because i ADORE how this came out and had so much fun drawing it ! thanks so much for the ask and have a great day as well <3🧡

#dan and phil #dnp #phan #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #daniel howell #phanart #dapg #art #fanart #dan and phil fanart #drawing #sketches #asks #answered asks

[phanrenaissance]

tell me what the video Basically, I’m Gay means to you?

daniel howell why did you send this ask to every phannie tumblr account you could find .

#that was my funny answer #the serious answer: i stopped watching dnp at that point and only started again after BIG #and. i related to. A LOTTT of what Dan was putting out there in that video #funnily enough not because im bi but because im trans. like. the not fitting. the finding other queer label bc i couldn't accept what i- #-actually was #the constant fear. hard growing up feeling different. etc etc. #anyway #i think he's been watching a bit too much contrapoints b4 making it. but i rly loved it. in a strange way it was very comforting #and very reassuring #bc i was always drawn to dnp as a neurodivergent & queer person and was felt. for lack of better word. #stupid for it. or mocked. #and in BIG i had this. self recognition thru other moment yknow #own post #ask #dan and phil #daniel howell #phan #dnp #dip and pip

[ahappyphjl]

Theory: they didn't keep the eyebrow slits so they wouldn't have slits in their wedding photos

the scream i just let out………. yeah :(

#wedding hill #answers #anon #phan #dan and phil

[invisible-brandy]

why are they having the same discussions as we do

#me waking up and going nah wait I didn't gif all i wanted to #also yes the only correct answer to that question is phil would win and i voted the same on the poll #dan and phil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnp gifs #daniel howell #phil lester #pinof #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #phan #dpgdaily #gamingmas 2023

[justiisms]

"This is our final dance of the year. Despite how cold it is, every single one of us will be going all out. This will be a nice warm up for tomorrow's festivities." *there's a deeply serious look on kiryu's face as his says this, his words completely contrasting with his cute and fluffy mittens and earmuffs! he's going to make sure their final haul of the year is even bigger than ever!!*

"...Only you can sound so serious... while wearing those mittens and earmuffs! Ohh, Kazu...." She giggles, Phan playfully papping his arms as she nods in agreement! "Mmhm, mmhm!! That it will! And I'm gonna join, too, hehe! Me and the other three will!! It's only right for the last dance of the year that we all join the disco crew, after all~! Two straight nights of so much fun and excitement, tonight, and tomorrow... ahhhh, I can't wait!! Let's dance so great that even the stars will shine as bright as a disco ball, Kazuma!!"

And grabs his hands, before playfully swaying her body back and forth~

#the last disco party of the year!!!! #they gon really go all out indeed~! #DFJNDFDJ also him wearing cute n fluffy mittens and earmuffs..... #he's such a NERD I love it.......... #Phan answers;; #essenceofjustice

[sisterdaniels]

CATBOY!

#phan #dan and phil #danisnotonfire #daniel howell #dan and phil games #dan completley telling phil the answers afhdjfsdhjds

[pseudophan]

if wedding. would capita£ester make merch out of it. im imagining like japan holiday merch but somehow gayer

I don't even know if I'm joking or not

they release merch but it's just a shirt that says phan is real

#answered #phan #dan and phil

[danrifics]

IF they really are building towards some kind of hard launch.. i wonder what changed? Since they’ve always been adamant about keeping their private lives private/ it’s hard to close that door stance.

I know they ain’t exactly been subtle, at least recently, but if something big in terms of reveal is actually coming i do wonder what changed for them

i think it was actually always apart of the plan but they just needed to get some of those projects (like wad) out the way first and like bringing back the gaming channel to keep was the first step in hard launching.

and like i think you can keep your private life kinda private even if people know you’re dating or whatever.

#bethanie answers #phan

[simplydnp]

i don’t really know how to justify this but for some reason what got me the most emo from that vid was that they only have two chairs at their kitchen counter. like do you think they have kitchen counter chair preference…. (<- girl who knows she sounds insane)

oh they absolutely do 😭

#and you know damn well what order they sit in 😭😭😭 #britney yeah.gif #dnp #dan and phil #c.text #answered #phan #<- for the fandometrics

[dnpcel]

at the end when they recapped what they already knew and it was just trivial facts but they were already Deeply aware of the deeper answers im slamming my head thru the walls

#im gonna jump off a bridge #and when dan would always get So excited to talk abt phils answers and just talk abt phil in general #ooouughhghhuh #dnp #dan and phil #phan #<- for danrifics lol get phan on fandometrics #danandphilgames #dnpgames