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dreamescapeswriting · 1 year

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Perfect Little Family ~ BC [M]

WORD COUNT: 3.1K

PAIRING: Chan x fem!reader

GENRE: smut, minors DNI, trying for a baby, soft, cute chan, steamy scenes, non idol au, unprotected sex, pet names,

⤜Copyright: © DreamEscapesWriting - February 2023

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Date nights had been one in very few as of late but that wasn’t anyone’s fault, well, no one except your own. The two of you had two kids and were planning on having a third if you could ever get the time alone long enough to create a third life that was. Tonight seemed to be the night though, your chances of fertility were high and Chan was doing his best to hurry up and get to you.

“You’re saving my ass,” Chan said to Felix as he watched Felix load his two kids into his car and smirk over at his best friend, when Chan called and begged him to take the kids for the night he jumped at the chance. Felix loved playing uncle to your little boy and girl, when they were first born you’d had to kick Felix out of your house most days.

“I would say don’t mention it but I plan on bringing this up the next time we talk about my raise,” Felix winked as he joked making Chan chuckle nervously even though he knew he was kidding. The sitter you and Chan had organised had cancelled on you at the last second leaving you babysitter-less and Chan wasn’t going to waste a perfectly good night with you.

“Where’s Yn anyway?” Felix asked as he finally took the bag from Chan’s hand, noticing how nervous he appeared to be.

“At the hotel, I didn’t tell her the sitter cancelled.” When the sitter told Chan she was sick he didn’t want to completely cancel everything he’d planned for tonight and was going to do everything possible so he wouldn’t let you down. The two of you had been looking forward to this all week and you deserved a little time away.

“So, she thinks the teenager from down the road is going to be here all night?” Felix chuckled and Chan shook his head, it was only a little white lie and as soon as he got to you he was going to tell you the truth. He knew if he told you beforehand you would no doubt make a big deal about it and come home and that was the last thing he wanted.

“I’ll tell her when I get to the hotel that you’ve got the kids, she won’t mind.” It was true, you loved and trusted Felix with all of your heart and the only reason you hadn’t called him first was that you thought he would have been busy. Chan had been all kinds of relieved when Felix told him he was going to be free tonight. He planned on giving him whatever the younger man asked for as soon as he got to you.

“Have fun,” Felix smirked patting Chan on the back as Chan locked up the front door, his hands shaking with anticipation to get to you.

“Oh I plan on it,” They both laughed as Felix headed to the car and drove out of the driveway, leaving Chan to take in some deep calming breaths as he tried to think of what you would be doing at the hotel alone.

He’d told you to head there without him and he’d stay to wait for the sitter. The hotel room he’d gotten was huge and included a bunch of services you could have been using by now. The one he was most looking forward to was the shower waterfall the room had, his mind drifted to thinking of you in there and his cock twitched at the thought. It had been far too long since he’d had you all to himself and he planned on not stopping until you were both completely out of breath and you were full of him.

Chan walked into the hotel room, his eyes downcast into the bag he’d bought with him, inside were a few bottles of wine and some plastic cups, he figured the two of you would want to have a drink together.

“I bought us some drinks, I didn’t know if-” Chan’s voice slowly trailed to a stop when he slowly looked up to see you standing in the room in one of his white work shirts and he could clearly see the black lingerie set you had on underneath making his pants grow tighter.

“I’ve been waiting for you for so long,” You whined at him, taking the bag from his grasp and placing it down on the floor beside the door, Chan could barely think straight as you took his hand and lead him toward the sofa. Sitting him down and giggling while you sank down onto your knees in front of him as he stared down at you, his mouth hanging up a little.

“I-I had to get Felix to come and get the kids,” You nodded as he explained where he was and you slowly ran your hands up and down his thighs enjoying the way he seemed to tense up whenever you got a little too close to his crotch and he would let out a small hiss.

“You’re tense baby, want me to help you out?” You battered your eyelashes at him as he nodded, barely able to take his eyes off you as you slowly worked on the belt to his pants, pulling it off before you took off his jeans and slid them down. Throwing them behind you you giggle noticing him blushing, his ears turning a bright red colour.

“You’re so cute,” You whined at him, slowly palming him through the black boxers he was wearing enjoying the small hisses you received from him, smirking as he rocked his hips up a little to meet your touch.

“D-Don’t tease,” He growled a little, his eyes meeting yours as you nodded quickly stripping him off his boxers. Both of you acknowledged that it had been far too long since you’d gotten together like this and you were each going to be sensitive.

“I won’t,” You breathed out, slowly taking his cock into your hand and pumping him enjoying the way he grunted and twitched in your hand. You gently squeezed your hand around him, pumping him painfully slowly as you spat onto the head of his cock adding that extra bit of lubrication he needed for it to feel pleasurable.

“Oh fuck,” He whined out, his head lolling to the back of the sofa as he let his eyes drift shut and groan a little. You smiled seeing your husband in such a state and you continued to pump his cock slowly inching yourself closer to him until you licked from the bottom of his dick to the top, swirling your tongue around the sensitive head.

“Yn, Jesus,” He rasped staring at you as you keep the tip of his cock in your mouth, running your tongue along the underside of his dick making him twitch.

“No-” He was about to add “teasing” at the end of his order but you were already taking him into your mouth, slowly working your hand on what you couldn’t fit into your mouth earning more moans and praises falling from your husband's lips.

“Just…Just like that,” He whispered out, his hands fisting beside his lap as he watched you, your mouth felt so good he never wanted this moment to end with you and was coming up with ways the two of you could get together more often.

“S-Shit-” He moaned louder as you took him to the back of your throat, squeezing your eyes shut as you tried not to gag around the size of him. Your hands gently reached up and massaged his balls as he whimpered a little. The tightness in his stomach grew tighter as he realised he was getting close,

“Baby…Baby we should-” His voice cracked as you took him from your mouth, slowly licking in small kitten stripes along the slit of his cock and his whole body shuddered. It had been a while since he’d had to recite lyrics in order not to cum so quickly but right now he was running through the lyrics to one of their fastest songs. He didn’t want to cum yet, he needed to be inside of you for that.

“D-Don’t.” He begged out, panting as you slowly pulled away from him, tilting your head as you shot your husband a confused look,

“I thought you liked when I gave you head,” The uncertainty and insecurity in your voice broke Chan’s heart and he shook his head, bringing you to sit down beside him.

“I do, I love it…b-But I don’t want to waste a single drop,” He blushes kissing down your neck as his fingers began to work on the buttons of your shirt.

“Did I mention how beautiful you look?” He questioned as your whole body began to heat up, the shirt you were wearing being discarded across the room

“Not yet,” You smirked, lifting the shirt he was wearing off and throwing it away, running your fingers gently down his chest and stomach, relishing in the way he whined at your touch. The two of you could spend hours doing this, nothing but touching and kissing one another but you were both desperate for something more tonight.

“Well, you look positively breathtaking,” He mumbled against your neck as he kissed your soft skin. His hands worked behind your back to remove the lacy black fabric you were wearing. As much as he appreciated it, it needed to go and he needed to feel your skin against his.

“Look at you,” He smirked, running his fingers through your slit smirking as you bucked against his touch.

“Dripping and swollen all for me?” He chuckled deeply as he slowly pushed one finger into you, watching with a smirk on his face as you already began to rock back and forth on the digit, small moans falling from your lips.

“C-Chan,” You breathed out, bucking against him as he began to curl his finger, using his thumb to rub against your sensitive clit making you hiss out.

“Please,” you whispered, not even sure what you were asking for but you needed something.

“Please what?” The cockiness in his tone didn’t go amiss as you shot him a death stare, the smirk on his face never faded as he waited for you to tell him what you needed.

“I want you,” Chan slowly removed his finger from you, chuckling as he knelt down in the same spot you had been previously and he slowly spread your legs apart.

“I need some time to recuperate, so let me return the favour.” your eyes never left him as he pulled you to the edge of the small sofa bringing your pussy straight to his face and earning a squeal from you.

“C-Christopher, no teasing.” You shot at him as he smirked, winking before he delved into you with his tongue wasting no time in making you feel good. Your back arched away from the sofa as you rolled your head back against it,

“S-Shitting hell,” You cried out, letting your hands slowly run through his black hair and tugging on the strands ever-so-slightly pushing him deeper into you. Chan hummed around your cunt, sending vibrations through your core as you shifted against him.

“More…Please,” You whispered as he smirked against you, slowly removing his tongue as he pushed two fingers into you. Pumping them in and out as he went knuckles deep. The room was filled with curse words and his name flying from your lupus as he continued to fuck his fingers into you at a steady pace. His tongue wasted no time in lapping your clit, sucking as he curled his fingers deep into you.

“C-Chan! Chan!” Your body began to squirm as you clenched around his fingers, Chan knew exactly what was coming which was why his movements never faulted. He continued his thrusts as you cried out, your breath catching in your throat as your body shuddered. Your orgasm rushed over you like a wave as you cried his name out again and again.

“A-Always so fucking good,” You moaned out as he slowly pulled away from you, you were fast to sink down in front of him on the floor and bring him into an intense kiss. The same sparks you felt all of those years ago were still there as you pulled him closer to you, your hands finding their way into his hair as he smirked against your lips.

“Let's go to the bed baby,” He chuckled pulling you both up from the floor as you headed in the direction of the hotel bed. Your lips never moved from his as he carefully walked you back toward the bed.

“I missed you,” You whispered as he slowly laid you down on the edge of the bed, leaning down to kiss you again and again.

“I missed you too baby,” He slowly spread your legs apart as you watched him, your eyes filled with lust as you ached for him to be inside of you. Slowly he began to line himself up at your entrance, smirking as you bucked against him.

“Someone’s desperate,” he teased lightly knowing damn well he was just as desperate as you to be close to each other again.

“Someone wants her husband's cock buried inside of her, hurry.” He chuckled to himself as he slowly pushed in you, grunting as you clenched around him. It had been far too long for either of you and you bit down on your lip at the slight pinching feeling you felt as he stretched you around him.

“Just a little more, angel.” He whispered to you, noticing the look of pain on your face, your hands clutched onto the sheets as you relaxed around him, moaning his name out as he finally sank all the way into you.

“God, you’re so fucking tight,” He moaned out as his hands rested on your hips, you moaned out in response to him, slowly wrapping one of your legs around his hip as he smirked down at you. The two of you locked eyes and he began to slowly pull out of you, only to thrust back in.

“Fuck-” you breathed out as he continued to move inside of you, his hips slowly moving in and out of you as you clenched around him letting out a small hiss as he moved faster this time.

“I love you so fucking much,” Chan moaned out, leaning down as he kissed you his hips picking up the pace as he chased his high. You smirked feeling him speed up, you knew he wouldn’t last long and you didn’t blame him, the last time you’d had sex was well over six months ago.

“I love you too,” You moaned out, kissing him deeply as you wrapped both your legs around his waist drawing him into the deepest parts of you as you clenched around him. His dick hit the exact spot you needed him with each deep thrust.

“God, you were made for me,” He looked down at you, one of his hands slowly moving to cup your face in his touch, running his thumb along your bottom lip as you smirked and drew it into your mouth, sucking softly earning a grunt from Chan. His hips began to pick up speed at the action and you giggled wildly,

“Don’t hold back, I need you.” You whined out as he continued to move inside of you, his hips slamming in and out of you as you felt your stomach beginning to tighten. The familiar sound of your blood pumping sounded in your ears and you knew you were close,

“D-Don’t! F-Fucking don’t stop,” You screamed out, dragging the sheets up in your clenched hands as he continued to roughly fuck into you. Your head spun as you began to feel as though your whole body was floating. Wet sounds filled the air of the hotel room mixing with the sounds of moaning and slapping skin and Chan smirked.

“Going to fuck a baby into you, angel.” Your hips bucked as you clenched around him at the words, your eyes flying open as you stared back at him and smirked.

“F-Fill me up so good baby, fuck…I wanna feel it,” You begged as you dug the back of your feet into his hips pushing him deeper into you. Chan’s fingers slowly moved away from your face and he rubbed your clit. There was no way he would last much longer and he wanted you to cum before he did at least,

“C-Chan-” Your voice got interrupted by your scream as you came around him, twitching under him as your whole vision turned while. Your back arched away from the bed and Chan grunted loudly as he came into you. His hips bucked softly as he held still inside of you, staring down at you as you slowly came down from your high. The sight alone was beautiful to him, he could watch you for hours as you let out a small whimper.

“F-Fuck I missed that,” You whispered, watching as he slowly pulled out of you and collapsed onto the bed beside you, both of you panting and staring up at the ceiling.

“Me too,” He chuckled looking at you as he slowly wiggled his arm around you and pulled you to lay against his chest, your heart racing as you let out a small laugh.

“We have the hotel room all night…” You breathed out, your fingers beginning to trace patterns into his skin, Chan smirked down at you.

“And I plan on fucking you until you’re so full of cum you have no choice but to get pregnant,” He winked making you giggle and slide away from him.

“Then I guess you better come and try again in the shower,” You headed into the bathroom and he growled chasing after you.

“Mummy. If it’s a girl can I do her hair?” Your daughter asked as she looked at the small ultrasound photo you had of your newest edition to the family. You’d just finished explaining to her and her brother that they were going to have another younger brother or sister when the time came.

“I’ll have to teach you but sure baby,” You said as you rubbed her back softly, watching as your son stared at your belly.

“Did you eat the baby?” He pouted, slowly poking your small bump while chan laughed from the corner of the room watching in amusement.

“No, but the little baby is protected in here. So mummy is looking after her until they’re big enough to come out.” You explained in the best way possible as your son smile and nodded his head, leaning forward to gently place a kiss on your bump making your daughter copy him.

“My perfect little family.” Chan breathed out, snapping a photo at the perfect moment.

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 1 year

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Easter Panic: Mc get´s turned into a Rabbit and the Dateables take care of them

Diavolo:

Barbatos look at them :D aren´t they just the cutest? and yes he knows you are trying to gnaw his arm off

he will get you everything a Rabbit could ever want, he will even get Barbatos to make your food himself

but he will also take you with him wherever he goes

doing paperwork? playing with bun Mc, doing council work? petting them, torturing the souls of the damned? he will show them all of the cute photos of you while he watches them slowly succumb to their pain and the insanity that will ensue

he also got you a cute little RAD outfit :D and feeds you little fruits and pieces of salad

Barbatos:

he prepared a room for you with an obstacle course and everything

he will check on you every hour while making sure you got everything you could ever need

unless he´s done with work than he´ll spend his remaining free time to spend with you

if he trusts you enough he might even take you with him while he´s working

but that´s only if you promise him to not ruin his work and agree that he has to comb you every hour

you are a very cute creature but also really fuzzy which means if he doesn´t comb your fur he would be stuck in a constant cleaning loop

Solomon:

most likely the reason why you´re a Rabbit

he tried making you food himself and even proved you that Rabbit food doesn´t taste that bad

yeah because the rabbit food was the problem here…

he´s constantly joking that he would love for you to stay like this a bit longer (at least your hoping that he´s just joking)

besides the work he´s a decent care taker, he at least made sure you won´t get bored

and he even took you with him to the Human World

to be fair it was because he needed some ingredients to turn you back faster but still he could have just let you stay at Purgatory Hall

Simeon:

he made you a bunch of little treats??? like those are just tiny cakes and cupcakes

he also got you a bunch of toys so you don´t get bored

he´s just the perfect bunny sitter, like he made you treats and you even got pats and cuddles, he even read a book to when he noticed you were sleepy

he will also carry you anywhere you want to go

but not outside Purgatory Hall because he knows you will immediately run away and he doesn´t want a Demon finding you

despite being a Rabbit you are also still in charge of making sure Solomon won´t blow up Purgatory Hall when he´s gone for a while

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me!#obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon

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wangxianficrecs · 1 year

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💙the soft animal of your body by sysrae

💙 the soft animal of your body

by sysrae

T, 15k, Wangxian

Summary: “This is slightly embarrassing,” Lan Xichen says, “but I urgently need a pet-sitter."

Mojo's comments: In which wwx is at the end of his rope, coreless, homesless, hurt and hungry, when he gets an offer to pet-sit lxc's suddenly-acquired rabbit. And of course, once wwx is FINALLY somewhere warm and safe, he might just unburden himself of a few secrets, no matter how judgemental this bunny may seem.

Kay's comments: Ah, my heart breaks for Wei Wuxian in this story! It hurt, it hurt so good and I loved every moment of it. In which Wei Wuxian, who's been living in his car and is going through a rough time, receives a late-night call by Lan Xichen who asks him to be an emergency pet-sitter, because he leaves and somebody needs to watch his bunny. Wei Wuxian agrees and looks forward to sleeping on a bed and enjoying a hot shower for once and then he spends a week with the rabbit, who's lovely company, especially considering how lonely Wei Wuxian has been feeling. I loved the modern with cultivation aspect in this story, loved how Wangxian's relationship and misunderstandings were mirrored and how it all got resolved. Prepare for lots of angst and whump though!

Excerpt: “This is… Baozi,” says Lan Xichen, almost apologetically. “Baozi, Wei Ying is going to watch you while I’m away.” “Baozi!” says Wei Ying, sufficiently delighted that he forgets to be self-conscious. Who knew the First Jade of Lan owned an adorable, whimsically-named bunny! “Does he like to be picked up?” “We’re still establishing boundaries in that regard,” says Lan Xichen dryly. “Baozi is a… a new acquisition. He is generally very well-behaved –” he shoots the rabbit a look of fond exasperation which, being a rabbit, it is presumably incapable of interpreting, “– but I’m not sure how he’ll react to others.” Nodding, Wei Ying crouches down, wincing slightly at the pain in his hip, and extends his fingers for Baozi’s inspection. Despite its stern expression, the rabbit deigns to give him a single polite sniff. Wei Ying laughs and slowly pats him, head to haunch, marveling at the soft fur; he does this twice before Baozi shoots him an affronted look and hops pointedly out of reach, hiding beneath Lan Xichen’s bedside table. “Does he have a hutch?” Wei Ying asks, straightening. He doesn’t know much about rabbit ownership, but he has a nebulous idea that hay is involved somehow. “Ah,” says Lan Xichen, seeming slightly embarrassed. “That is – no.” He hesitates, then says, “Baozi is – was – the spiritual animal companion of my great-aunt, Lan Yi, who recently passed away. She lived a very long life, and Baozi was with her for most of it; with his master dead, his spiritual faculties are significantly diminished, but he’s far from being an ordinary rabbit.” His brow furrows. “Truthfully, we don’t know why he survived her death – as tightly bonded as they were, it doesn’t make any sense. And yet –” He gestures helplessly towards Baozi, whose ears are now laid flat.

pov wei wuxian, homelessness, modern setting, modern with magic, shapeshifting, hurt/comfort, emotional hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending, animal transformation, golden core reveal, getting together, whump, confession, @fozmeadows

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youre-amazing-say-it · 2 years

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hmmm steve x reader, involving a cat? let's see what you can do with that 😂

okay so I'm going with Rogers for this one because I have a great idea

Cat-Sitting

Summary: Bucky asks you and Steve to watch Alpine while he is away on a mission.

A/N: This is just fluff and i making up the fact that Steve was allergic to cats pre-serum because i can :)

"Thanks again for doing this, you guys. I really appreciate it." Bucky said while he carried in the litter box.

"Anytime Buck, plus it gives Steve a chance to warm up to Alpine." Bucky had to leave for a week-long mission and his normal cat sitter wasn't available, so you volunteered yourself and Steve to watch the white furball. Steve has never been a big fan of cats since he was allergic to them pre-serum. Even though he is no longer allergic, he still has never been a big fan of them. You hope the next week would change his mind.

A couple of hours later, you and Alpine were curled up on the couch while you were enjoying a nice book. You were stroking back his white fur when you heard the front door open. It was too comfortable to move so you just called out "In the living room honey" as you continued to read. You heard his footsteps get louder as he turned the corner.

"Hey hon.. oh," he said as he took in the image in front of him. "I forgot we were watching him," Steve said as he sat on the chair next to the couch. "Alpine is doing great so far, aren't you pal?" you said as you scratched behind his ear as he let out a purr. You got off the couch as you held Apline in your arms. You made your way to steve "I'm happy you're back," you said as you kissed his soft lips. "I need to shower and Alpine needs a cuddle buddy, so here you go." You sat Alpine down on Steve's lap as Steve moved around uncomfortably.

"Does he really need a 'cuddle buddy' or is it just an excuse for me to hang out with him?" steve said as you walked up the stairs. "come on this is a great way for you to get used to animals. plus, how could you not find him adorable!" you said as you shut the bathroom door. Steve looked down at the ball of fur on his lap. He started to pet Alpine's head, and he saw as his head leaned into Steve's touch. Steve put on a soft smile before getting more comfortable on the chair.

2 DAYS LATER

"Hey hon, I'm heading off," you said as you walked into Steve's office at your shared home. Steve was finishing up some mission reports, while you were heading off to a meeting. Steve lifted his head up from the desk to take a look at you. He let out a sigh as he gazed at your body. "I still don't understand how I got so lucky," he said as you walked toward him. You leaned down to give him a kiss. "Right back as you, Captain." You said as Steve wrapped his arms around your neck, deepening the kiss.

"As much as I would love to continue this, I am running late," you said as you walked out the door. "Make sure to give Alpine some company while I'm gone," you said before peeking your head out the door "please?" you said as you looked into his blue eyes. "If I finish these reports early then yes," Steve said looking at you. "Okay" you smiled as you actually left.

Steve was still working on the reports before he heard the pattering paws of Alpine make their way to the office. Steve looked towards the door and sure enough, the cat was looking right into Steve's eyes. "Can I help you?" Steve said looking at the cat. Alpine just looked back at Steve with his dark eyes. Steve sighed as he moved the blanket he had off his lap and pat it.

Alpine got the hint as he made his way over to steve and jumped into his lap. he quickly put his head onto Steve's thighs and let out a soft purr. Steve wouldn't admit this out loud, but he started to gain a liking for the white bundle of joy.

3 DAYS LATER

You had a work event that ran a lot later than you liked. It was past Steve's unofficial bedtime which only made you sad because you only had limited conversations with him today. You took off your heels as you made your way around the house, picking up things off the floor and looking for Alpine at the same time. You head upstairs towards the bedroom. You still couldn't find the cat, but you figured that he was just hiding or in a cozy corner. As you opened the door to your bedroom, you felt your heart melt.

Steve was sound asleep on his side of the bed, with Alpine laying on his chest, steves hand still on him. You knew Steve started to like the cat but was just too stubborn to admit it. You took your phone out of your back pocket and made sure the flash was off before taking a picture. You quickly made the picture your background before you headed to the bathroom to get ready for bed.

LAST DAY WITH ALPINE

"Thanks again for watching him, you guys," Bucky said as he loaded the last of Alpine's belongings into his truck. "Of course anytime," you said as you wrapped your arm around steves waist. Steve was having a hard time letting alpine go this morning, which made the surprise you had for him even better.

As the two of you watch Bucky drive away, you turned to face a Sad Steve™ and your heart broke. You lightly ran your hand over his arms. "Hey hon, I have some errands I need to run. Care to come with me?" you said looking into his eyes. He let out a sigh before nodding.

as the two of you were on the road, Steve zoned out and wasn't talking. "Bubs, what's up? miss alpine already?" You said as you let a hand rub his knee. "Is it bad that I got attached so quickly to him?" he said as he took your hand in his. "Not at all, it's sweet actually. and makes me happy you came with me on my errands." You said as you turned into a lot that steve didn't recognize. He looked at the stores in the lot before his eyes lit up at one in particular. Hope's Shelter.

HE looked at you quickly. "What do you say, hun. want to get your own alpine?" you said until Steve's lip crashed on your own. he deepened the kiss and you accepted it easily. he let you breathe as your foreheads touched. "I love you Y/n."

"I love you too Steve," you said to him as you both entered the Shelter, eager to get a new member for your small family.

#steve rogers fanfiction #steve rogers x reader #steve rodgers daughter #steve rodgers x reader #steve rodgers imagine #steve rogers x teen!reader #steve rogers #captain america #marvel #mcu #steve rogers x you #steve rogers fluff #steve rogers x y/n #steve rogers x oc

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sugar-frosty-fairy · 2 years

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In Pet Sitter Pat, SpongeBob actually has a framed picture of Squidward smiling.

#squidward was in a good mood that day #spongebob #spongebob season 8 #squidward

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am0ng-us-sus · 8 months

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Vocaloid Castle AU; Before the story (Meiko)

Tw: Mentions of miscarriage,pregnancy/birth (not graphic whatsoever)

Meiko lived with her boyfriend in the village of Jupiter in the Solar Kingdom,going through knight training at the academy there. She excelled in her classes and graduated top of her class.

(Basically I have a castle AU idea,and this is what happens before the actual main story begins)

She was selected not only to be a knight,but to be Queen Solaria's personal daytime bodyguard. She was ecstatic to get such a prestigious and high-paying position as a knight! So her and her boyfriend moved to the village of Mercury,the capital of the Kingdom,and the village where the castle had been built. Or rather,the village had been built around the castle. It sat straight in the middle of the village,it's shining gold crystal walls standing tall and proud.

But... Right before Meiko's first day,her boyfriend left her... She was obviously upset,but kept high spirits for her job.

On the last day of her first week,she got sick right there in the throne room. She apologised profusely,offering to clean the vomit,but the queen sent her home immediately with wishes of good health.

Two weeks later,she made a shocking discovery... Her ex had gotten her pregnant... But she couldn't tell the queen! She would get relieved of her duties for sure... She didn't want to lose the job she spent years training for,so she hid it.

As her stomach grew larger,Meiko was running out of options,but fortunately,the harsh harsh winter rolled around just in time,meaning she could wear a large,thick coat over her armor and remove the piece that was to cover her stomach. Nobody would know unless she removed the coat.

She kept it up for months,and the royal advisor,Gakupo was starting to think that something was up with her. The queen noticed Meiko's paranoia but brushed it off as cabin fever,as Meiko found Gakupo to be a little annoying from time to time.

One day,Solaria had left her gold necklace in the armoury when checking on the equipment. Meiko was sent to fetch it,and when she got there,nobody else was around,so she decided to take a moment to remove her coat and stretch out a little. She then heard a voice behind her. She turned around to see Gakupo standing in the doorway,looking rather shocked.

She threw the coat back on and begged him not to tell anyone,Gakupo took pity on her after she explained her story,and promised not to speak a word about it unless the queen asked him explicitly if Meiko was pregnant. (Gakupo supports single mothers 👍)

Meiko thanked him and returned the necklace to the queen. She went home that night and rested easy knowing that her secret was safe.

She was awoken at some ungodly hour of the morning to labour pains,and sent her trusty pet hawk,Talon to fetch a midwife. Saying that the midwife was suprised to be helping someone who was borderline royalty would be an understatement.

All through the night,Meiko suffered through the contractions,and still was by morning. By the time she was supposed to be at work,she was still waiting until it was safe to push.

A knock on the door sounded,and the midwife went to go answer it.

To say that the midwife was shocked to see actual royalty at the door would be an understatement. Solaria had walked all the way to Meiko's house,Gakupo in tow.

Meiko almost cried when Solaria walked into her bedroom with the midwife.

Surprisingly,though,Solaria sat down next to Meiko and took her hand. Solaria loved Meiko. She had actually become rather fond of her,and although she didn't feel like Meiko felt the same,she saw Meiko as a friend,instead of just a bodyguard. Solaria held her hand and gave Meiko encouragement during the rest of the process.

Gakupo stood there awkwardly,just patting Meiko's head stiffly...

He had to see parts of her he never wanted to see...

Meiko soon gave birth to her wonderful daughter,Sakine... The queen gave her one month paid leave,and paid a sitter/wet nurse to come by every day when Meiko wasn't home.

Meiko was glad she had not been fired,and was suprised that Solaria wasn't even mad. When she asked why,Solaria stated that back when her father ruled the kingdom,she had gotten pregnant from a man she was dating,and when her father found out,he was furious. He threatened to disown her. Solaria had suffered a miscarriage,but saw herself in Meiko when she saw her laying on that bed,helpless and scared of the consequences for something that should be joyous and worth celebration.

Meiko was glad that things turned out good for her. And her life was about to get even better when she received a mission to go pick up a certain pink haired woman and her newborn daughter from a nearby village... But that's a story for next time. That's Luka's story... Which I will probably write soon... Maybe not,tho idk I procrastinate too much...

#vocaloid fanfic #meiko

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cat-126 · 2 years

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>Hard to Love* ੈ✩‧₊˚

ʚĭɞೃ Part 1: Tired and groggy

Summary: Y/N is in their Junior year taking sciences, and has been elected as the Class Procter for the current year, as Class Procter she must fullfill certain objectives, but what happens when she runs into someone who claims to know her from her past?

Warning: Contains Swearing

Story Notes: Y/N lives with her parents.

♡> prev here next <♡

Sciences has always piqued your intrest, but you now regret studying it. Tired and sweaty after class, you entered your house, greeted your mother and, started to make your way to your room when you hear your neighbours calico kitten, "Sushi," meow at you. Your neighbours were out of town and needed a pet sitter, ofcourse you said yes because, A the money and B you're quite fond of cats. You gave her some head pats, food, and water, and then went to your room to take a quick shower.

When you got out of the shower, You changed into something more cosier and decided to take a nap because you were becoming exhausted, being the class procter sure does have its cons. You finally closed your phone and layed down. Just as you shut your eyes, your phone dinged.

"Ugh.. who could it be?"

Tiredly grabbing your phone and squinting due to the light you could barely make out the name of the sender, it was the group chat.

How do these idiots have so much energy. Whatever i'd rather be asleep than deal with their annoying asses.

A/N: I just realised that in the first ss the time is 5am..ignore it 😘💖

;kinda short😨.if u guys know like any better app for making fake ios messages PLZ tell me(i wont add many text thingys tho i think) 🤣🤣🤣😐 expect slow updates, im always busy with family and school 😮‍💨 also..is it obvious that this is my..first fan fic like ever😮 IF U KNOW ME IRL NO U DONT 😘😘😘

#genshin #genshin smau #genshin fanfic #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #genshin x reader #scaramouche smau #genshin impact fluff #genshin scenarios #genshin imagines #cymil ♡

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pearl-blue-musings · 2 years

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Time in a Bottle Chapter 13 Easy

Hello hello!

Pairing: Bakugou x fem!reader x Shinsou

Warnings: 18+, pet sitter au, aged up, quirkless, suggestive language, breast play

Word count: 1.8K

Two strong knocks slightly startle you as Yuki quickly approaches the door. You follow behind the Shiba Inu and give him a good pat on the head. You whisper to yourself, “here goes nothing,” before opening the door.

You swing open the door with a slight gasp. You knew the two men were coming over but you’re still surprised to see them standing there. Bakugou stands to the side, his back against the wall as he holds a bag of your favorite foods and the softest expression you’ve ever seen on the explosive blond. Shinsou however, lowers his free hand before resting it on the back of his neck, a small blush coming to the tips of his ears. His other hand holds another bag, filled with some pet treats and trinkets for you and your fur babies to enjoy. You had thought your tears subsided but seeing them in front of you right now brought them back.

“Y-you guys…” you whimper before wiping a tear and motioning them to enter.

The both of them had the need to reach out to you but chose against it. They know that you just told them some emotionally heavy stuff and are wondering where your mind is. As they switch to the slippers provided, they find you on your couch, Yuki and Haru on either side of you. You look up and see that they’re just standing there and giggle at their predicament. “You can take their place. I’m sure they won’t mind.”

“Tch, whatever.”

Bakugou is first to move as he scoots Yuki away and takes his spot, only to have the dog jump into his lap and rest his head on yours like before. Shinsou shrugs and calmly picks up Haru and places her in his lap, wrapping his free arm around you. You naturally rest your head on his shoulder and sigh freely. As you are petting Yuki, you feel a warm hand brush against yours. It was like lightning struck your fingers and you wanted to feel that excitement again. So you interlock your fingers with the blonds. You feel Shinsou breathe as his shoulders rise. He wants to kiss your forehead, your hair, anything to reassure you but the purple haired man knows better. You had just opened up about a previous love and his coworker very clearly has feelings for you. Who is he to interfere?

“How do you feel, kitten?” The calmness in the baritone of his voice relaxes you as you wriggle a little closer to him.

“Tired,” you grumble out. That earns you a thumb brushing over your hand cautiously. You find yourself at ease between the two men that have wiggled their way into your life and into your heart. You feel your stomach fill with dread as you come to the not so shocking realization. You love them. You really and truly love them. How could this be possible? There’s no way your heart has room for the two of them unless that means pushing out Rantaro? Would you have to pick between them? There’s no way you could, right? But there’s no escaping how easy it is to be with them, how easy they fit into your life and are willing to be a part of it. God, it all made sense, the simplicity of being with these complicated men.

And did you get the hint that they had feelings for each other?

A gruff voice to your right interrupts your thoughts. “We brought you your favorite snacks, although I could’ve made you something better.” Bakugou pauses as you flick him with a small giggle. “I’m just sayin’, princess.”

“Ha ha, I really appreciate this, you two,” you trail off as you stare at the snacks in front of you, a warm smile coming to your face. “I think we should watch some of my new favorite obsession.”

Shinsou turns his head down toward you. “Oh yeah?” He drawls out, “and just what might that be?”

You excitedly perk up and reach for the remote and turn on the television to go to your Netflix account. “Suki I think you’ll like this, it’s called “Is It Cake?”! It’s so much fun! We can start over from the beginning.”

You hear the man in question mumble out a “yeah yeah” before the three of you resettle onto the couch, sharing animals, snacks and lingering touches. Before you’re able to start the first episode, you feel Shinsou shift. “Toshi? What’s the matter?”

He signs heavily and unwraps himself from you and slowly stands up and Haru scatters away. He rubs at his temples and his eyes and faces away from the two of you. “It’s, it’s something that’s been bothering me for a while.”

You get up and place a gentle hand on his shoulder. “Hitoshi, you know you’re safe here with the two of us.”

“That’s the problem!” he exasperates, shoving your hand off. “When I’m with the two of you, my mind and my heart get confused. And when I see the two of you together…” Shinsou turns around and meets two sets of confused eyes as the want for tears comes to his own. “I’ve been pushing my feelings to the side.”

“Hitoshi, what are you talking about?”

“What kinda shit are you spewing, fuzzy head?”

He rolls his eyes.

“I’m falling in love with the two of you and it hurts seeing you two together and I can’t choose!”

The previously calm and easy aura has suddenly become tense with Shinsou’s confession. Your breath hitches and your heart is beating out of your chest. You’re not sure where to look. After everything you’ve had to discuss today, you’re not sure if you can handle this. But what if the timing is perfect? A perfect storm of letting go one love to make room for more. You’ve read about these kinds of situations, hell you’ve written poetry about it, but never thought you would live it. You twist to see Bakugou’s expression as one bemusement. Wait, did Shinsou imply that there was something already between the two of you? Not that you hadn’t thought of it…

Bakugou hides his face from the two of you, his cheeks slowly matching the tint of his eyes. “How long?”

Shinsou gets brave and turns to face the two of you but his eyes are focused on the ground. “I, uh, wasn’t sure. I think I was always attracted to you, pommy boy. When you came into the cafe and got along with the cats really well, I don’t know. Something clicked.” He briefly pauses to focus on you. “And you, kitten,” he slowly struts toward you and places his hand on your cheek, “kind of the same thing. Your tenacious drive and softness made me think I could love again. But, I think the two of you are better off without me.”

He tries to lower his hand but you’re quick to stop him, catching his gaze fiercely. “Who says you can decide my feelings?! What if, gah, what if I feel the same way! For the both of you?”

“Hah?!”

You shift to see Bakugou up from his seat and stalk to where you’re standing. “This is some bullshit!” The irate man inserts himself into the middle of you and Shinsou, ignoring the small barks of Yuki. “You don’t get to confess first, sleepy head! You should know damn well that I’ve been harboring feelings for her and for you!”

You and Shinsou take your eyes off each other and gasp and speak at the same time. “Come again?”

Vermillion eyes roll as he takes your free hand. “Princess,” he sighs to calm his emotions, “somehow you and this idiot have weaseled your way into my head and for some reason I like it.” His eyes soften as he focuses solely on you. “Walking Yuki almost everyday has become one of the highlights of my goddamn day and I’ll be damned if I wanna find this kinda happiness with anyone else.”

Your eyes widen momentarily before an urge deep inside you takes over and you do something you haven’t done in too long. You kiss him. Your hands cup his face, momentarily leaving Shinsou. You hear him yelp slightly before he places his hands firmly on your waist. His lips move in time with yours, almost as if you’re the only two people in the room. Almost.

When you break away for air, you see his ruby irises shift slightly as he licks his lips before shifting his gaze to lavender eyes. Bakugou clicks his tongue and pulls the unsuspecting insomniac into a kiss, whispering a “c’mere” before he kisses Shinsou. The latter’s eyes enlargen before his body relaxes into it. He then rests his forehead against the blonds with their breaths intermingling. “Somehow I fucking love ya, sleepy head. Now kiss your girl.”

Not needing to be told twice, Shinsou shines a toothy grin before gently kissing your lips. You moan into the kiss as he presses himself further into you. Your arms float to wrap around his shoulders to deepen the kiss, unaware of what’s happening behind you. You feel Bakugou press up into you as he starts to leave kisses along your neck and his hands on your waist. “You’re so fuckin’ beautiful, sweetcheeks.” His fingers dig into your hips as he whispers into your neck. “I know you’ve been through a lot tonight, but let us ease that pain, yeah?”

Shinsou pulls away and kisses your nose. “You don’t have to make a decision right away, but know that we’re here,” he kisses your forehead. “And we love you,” he kisses your cheek, “and we want to be there for you. Through everything.” When he kisses your lips again, his tongue dives in and swallows up your response. The way these two men are working in tandem to make you feel better is incredible. How did they work this out already? Shit, are they both hard?

Bakugou breathes along your neck, “fuck baby girl.” His hands then make their way to your chest, kneading your breasts slowly. “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do this. Me and insomniac over there.” He pinches your nipples over your shirt harshly, making you moan into Shinsou’s mouth. Shinsou then releases your lips and suckles on your ear and rolls his hips into you.

“Do you feel how hard I am for you, kitten? Mmmm, there’s so much I wanna do to you right now but…”

Shinsou pulls away and taps Bakugou’s shoulder. He furrows his eyebrows in confusion before he cocks his head to the side. Sitting there on the couch watching the three of you are your loving pets, Yuki and Haru. Embarrassment floods you as you cover your face. Bakugou curses under his breath as he removes himself from you.

“Fuck this, let’s take this to my place. I’ve been holding back for far too long.”

Taglist: @andrastesbeard @unlogical-ella @frostthecupcake @hunter-3000 @zireaels-igni @fandomsgotmefucked @hisgoodpuppy @minninugget

#shinsouuuu #shinsou smau #shinsou x fem!reader x bakugou #shinsou x female reader #bakugou x fem!reader #bakushin x fem!reader #bakushin #bakugo katsuki x reader #shinsou hitoshi x fem!reader #my writing #i did the thing #bakugou smau #getting spicy

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homefryboy · 2 years

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recently realized I'm partial to any scene w/ patrick on the phone

#vid #spongebob squarepants #patrick star #sandy cheeks #squidward tentacles #home sweet rubble #there's this #the vid i posted before #the 'no this is patrick'#the pizza castle one #and the pet sitter pat ones #might be more #oh yeah and the ones from procrastination and jellyfishing

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I felt much the same for a long long time, what's the use of doing things I enjoy anymore if the world is on fire anyway. But I think that doing these things creates hope, even if it's just in yourself. You are fulfilling a voice coach's want to help and teach someone. You may get to a place where you feel comfortable sharing your voice with others and they'll smile. The tiniest positive thing might grow into something bigger, and even if not, those tiny victories are what still gives us all life and light in world that feels like it's heading toward doom.

I recently got a job as a pet sitter after 9 years unemployed. While it doesn't destroy my fears or cure my depression, it lightens the emotional burden. It helps heal a small part of me. I gives me back my joy in seeing life thrive. Dogs don't seem to have a sense of impending doom on a macro scale like humans do. Dogs don't now anything about what's happening in the wide world. They just want walls and pats and treats and it gives me so much joy and a sense of doing something to better myself and the immediate piece of the world I live in. Maybe if you learn to sing, those songs will lighten the load in the small piece of Earth you live in too, you know? And if anything, while I don't interact much with most people ever, I still enjoy seeing you and the things you share on my dash c:

I hope the dread lessens my friend.

Thank you for taking the time to reach out, that's very sweet of you <3 It's so hard to muster positivity even when reasons for it are right in front of me-- it's really like my mind and depression are a sand pit.

There's certainly logic in the 'small things grow' argument-- I've often found that little detours or larks can create big changes in someone's life. And I guess that scares me because I'm so weak now compared to when I was younger, I can't handle most sustained efforts. I don't want to think that it's nothing more than a fear of failure or embarrassment that makes me not want to try.

Well, anyway, thank you again. I'll go to the consultation I have set up tomorrow, at least. I guess we'll see if it goes anywhere from there!

#tobiltop #muse ings

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I just started my tenure as catsitter for a friend. Looking forward to seeing whether we're gonna get along or not lol. From one pet sitter to another, good luck with your doggy, she does look adoable though

aWWW

GOOD LUCK WITH KITTY!!!! i hope you guys are going to get along just fine!!!

And ww thank you!!! yes my doggo is adorable 😭

she's my mom's dog, and she's 6 years old. Look at her as a baby:

For scale, this is her today with her donut toy:

I moved out from my mom's place like, 4 or 5 years ago? (+ lived with my mom again 6 months during lockdown). Point i'm making is, for a couple of years, she was just as well My Dog, not petsitting as much as just, taking care of my own pet ahah

i've been petsitting her regularly those past couple years since i got my own place and no longer lives in student dorms, so it's a common occurrence in general

All of that to say, we're pretty used to one another!! she's not hard to live with, most of what she does is sleep. or pout somewhere and sleep. Sometimes she refuses to eat her food because she wants her snackies instead. The only time she misbehaves is that she tends to bark really loud if i leave the flat for a bit, which is just, super rude for my neighbors and difficult when i have obligations outside, but last time I talked about it to my neighbors she sneaked out of the flat and charmed them with her cuteness so much so everyone is giving her a pass and many pats. Manipulative doggo smh.

So yeah, no worries there, she's easy to deal with and i'm pretty much used to it ^^

Once again i really hope your own petsitting goes well though <333

take care!

#ichareply #anonymous #dog blogging #sorry for immediately dropping the doggo pictures but as u can understand i love her #good luck again!!

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Not a Universe Goes By (18-25/31)

(a series of fic(let)s for The Ted Lasso AU-gust challenge) #18 Childhood

“Happy memories or sad ones?”

Rebecca stares at the two photos plucked out of old albums—her blonde pigtails and Ted’s dimpled grin, each with a football under one arm, their little hands tucked into their respective fathers’.

They each lost theirs, albeit in very different ways, on the exact same day.

An ocean apart, and how many ways do their lives mirror one another? How long have they run parallel? What would have become of them if their paths had never crossed?

But they have crossed, and now they walk together—down memory lane and into the future.

“Both.”

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#19 Horror Movie

The woods were dead quiet.

Even the crack of twigs under his sneakers was swallowed by the thick rolling fog.

She emerged like an apparition of mist and moonlight, silver and pale, with the softest golden lustre to her hair as it shrouded her like a robe, brushing the ground, swaying in the still night.

Their eyes locked—and he knew before she opened her mouth.

He knew heartbreak when he saw it.

Her cry is fatal to him—but even as he draws his last breath in her arms, he thinks there's never been a sound more hauntingly beautiful.

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#20 Roadtrip

Rebecca fucking hates buses.

Perhaps her avoidance of public transport makes her an insufferable snob, but she simply does not care for the jostling, the smells, the unfathomable unpredictability of temperature settings—the whole ordeal is unnerving, thank you very much.

Rebecca hates buses, but she cares deeply about her team, and team's gotta bond.

"Good morning, boys."

The collective cheer resonates in her chest, splits her face into a smile and makes her eyes swim as she stumbles down the aisle amid cheerful greetings, to Ted beaming at her from the very back.

"Hey, Boss. Saved you a seat."

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#21 Underwater

The ocean rushed through her veins, a salty mist gathering in her eyes as she gazed longingly upon it.

And he gazed lovingly upon her, aching from the sacrifice she’d held close to her chest until now. She was so brave, his little mermaid, abandoning her world in pursuit of the love she’d longed for her entire life. She harboured no regret, but he knew—having to choose’d torn her soul apart.

Ted’s world lost its colour, barely bearable anymore even with Rebecca in it.

“It’s my turn now,” he told her, “to try and make a home in yours.”

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#22 Fake Married/Dating

Shameless self-promotion time! I have a festive multi-chapter that fits this trope - we do love Christmas in August in this fandom, right?

Read ‘Tis a Fine Line We Tread, My Dear’ on AO3

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#23 Injured

"R'becca…I love you."

The hospital floor gives way under her for a dozenth time today.

"I see they've given you the good stuff," she stutters, smiling weakly as she fluffs Ted's pillow.

The machines beep with a regularity her heart can only envy, lulling Ted to sleep even as her ribcage is on the brink of breaking open.

"You're high," she whispers, chances a glance at Beard in a plastic chair beside her.

He tilts his head noncommittally.

"Is he not?" she prompts weakly.

Beard's calm reply haunts her more than his silence when he shrugs:

"This time he is."

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#24 Pets

"So how's this shared custody thing working out for you guys?"

"What the fuck do you mean?"

"Come on, babe. The shared calendar with appointments and sleepovers and shit? The sitter on retainer? You've got her whenever Ted's in training, and he takes her during important calls? It's cute as fuck."

"Peanut is not—This isn't—We aren't—Shit."

"Oh, sweetheart," Keeley pats Rebecca’s knee sympathetically before addressing the hyperactive puppy chewing on her finger. "Why don't you come home with me and Uncle Roy tonight? Let your fucking fit, precious, idiot parents figure shit out at last?"

Well, fuck.

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#25 We Used To Be...

We used to be strangers once. Connected. Parallels, mirrors, juxtapositions at every step.

You—too much. Too bright, too eager, too kind. Living ever for others, even as it ate away at your own heart and soul.

Me—not enough. Not light enough, not warm enough, never ever anything enough. So lost to myself and the world I could barely stand my own company.

Until the day we found one another, then found ourselves again, ready at last to walk together as the invisible thread trails after our joined hands.

We're sunshine and rain—a rainbow painted across the sky.

#ted lasso august 2022 #ted lasso fanfic #rebecca welton fanfic #tedbecca fanfic #ted lasso #rebecca welton #ted x rebecca #tedbecca #bee writes fanfic #putting multiple of these into one post because they're mostly drabbles and I don't wanna spam the tags #childhood au #horror au #roadtrip trope #underwater au #little mermaid au #fake dating trope #injured trope #pets in shared custody

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demonfriend666 · 3 months

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Sinner Blitzo

What if Blitzo was human then ended up in hell only to be found by an owl demon that is that fic

(Sneak peek at the first chapter)

(Bill in the living world)

Bill had just came home from work, "fuck, it took me forever to find that stupid bitch today" he muttered as his dog Luna ran up to greet him at the door wagging her tail he patted her white coat spotted with black.

Bill loved his dog Luna for a couple of reasons when he adopted, she was feisty as well as a cuddle bug when she wants to be, but Bill's favorite thing about (along with her lovable side) was her coat color reminded of the horse breed Appaloosa with the same coloring.

Bill sighed "well Loonie at least I'll get a decent pay this month, and thankfully she was easy to take down after I found her" Bill said stretching a bit "I hate it when they fight, last one almost broke my jaw" he said with sigh flopping on his couch, then he saw Luna putting her head on his lap "awe don't worry cupcake I'll get you the horse sweater with the check coming in" Luna then barked happily.

Bill being an assassin did make a descent amount of money but more than often found himself in months with now targets. Bill had to do small jobs like part time jobs or planting evidence on people (so they go to jail not die) overall Bill's life style was at least calm at home since he tried to keep his 'work' away from home.

Looked in the fridge seeing nothing but leftovers from fast food places and groaned, "fuck I forgot to go shopping this week" he pulled out the leftovers one from a sandwich from 'make it your own sandwich' , another the which was noodles and egg rolls from 'Asian food and stuff' then the last one being yellow chicken curry from 'OMG Thai' Bill forgot how old the stuff was so he decided to just sniff each one.

The curry smelled like vomit making Bill almost vomit, "ok that one is out" Bill immediately tossed. Bill then sniffed the noodles and egg roll "smells ok" then Bill opened the sandwich container and saw the sandwich was covered in blue and black mold, "well that's fucking gross" Bill tossed the container. Then took the container of noodles and egg rolls and dumped them on a plate "I guess I'm having Asian tonight" he said plopping the plate in the microwave.

As Bill's food warmed up Bill looked through his mail seeing he had a letter from Fizz (his neighbor/friend/pet sitter)

The letter said

'Hey Bill

wanted you to know your dog was walked fed etc while you were away on your business trip (don't know why you take so many of them) anyways pay me back some time this week

Your Friend Fizz'

Bill sighed "at least you were well cared for while I was awhile Luna" the microwave then buzzed breaking Bill from his thoughts.

After eating some leftovers put his dishes in the sink "I'll wash these tomorrow I'm to fucking tired to think about dishes" Bill whined.

As Bill started to walk towards his bedroom he then notice Luna was making a low growl the living room window with her fur on the back of her neck standing up which she never does, even when there is company over (which was mostly Fizz).

Bill slowly got up grabbing his pistol from his coat pocket, he went to open the curtain to see what was upsetting his poor Luna secretly hoping it was just a hobo or a lost cat.

As Bill peeled back the curtain he briefly saw a glimpse of light from the roof top of the apartment across the street before Bill felt something hit his shoulder. Bill looked down seeing blood pouring from his shoulder.

Bill didn't fall over having adrenaline coursing through him, instead he shot in the direction of the sniper. Bill growled "I fucking hope I can him them from here" he hissed to himself. There wasn't anymore shots Bill sighed in relief. Bill then went to pull the curtain closed when five more bullets hit Bill four in his chest and one hitting his eye.

Bill coughed up blood desperately trying to think as blood spilled out of his chest 'Fizz would have heard the gun, hopefully he'll be here soon'

Bill fell feeling his limbs go numb 'I need...to make sure... Luna is ok... until Fizz gets here...' before passing out he grabbed Luna's food spilling the whole bag on the floor with Luna whining by Bill.

#hazbin hotel #helluvaboss au #helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss stolas #fizzaroli helluva boss #helluva boss fanfiction #ao3 link

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