#Percy jackson jokes

[fandomgurujuniper]

I'm in Las Vegas right now for a few days. We were eating breakfast when my mom was saying how my friend's mom wanted to go to the Hoover Dam and then I started making Percy Jackson "dam" jokes and references. No one knew what I was talking about.

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson references #percy jackson jokes #dam snack bar 😔

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

#percy jackson series #pjo #percy jackson books #percy jackson #chiron #I’m vaguely joking here #but also…. #if you know this kid has a god as a father #and he has used water to attack #and has remained dry afterwards #I feel like I would’ve gotten it by that point

[jupiterlandings]

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

#ramblings #percy jackson #pjo #OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST #ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS #I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS

[octobergrover]

what if blackjack in the pjo show was voiced by Ryan Reynolds

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson fandom #pjo fandom #rick riordan #riordanverse #book series #pjoverse #heroes of olympus #pjo show #half joking #ryan reynolds #walker scobell #blackjack pjo #blackjack the pegasus #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv adaptation

[hermemescabin]

Jason and Leo: do not find Annabeth attractive because she’s too scary.

Percy and Piper: find Annabeths scariness attractive.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heros of olympus #pjo #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #I’m joking but it’s kinda canon #leo literally says she’s too scary to be attractive to him #but Percy and Piper are both like no babe keep doing the scary eyes thing 😍 #there are 2 types of character

[riordanverse-madness]

THE DAM JOKES ARE BACK Y'ALL

#the dam jokes #dw i will post something for pride month next #be patient #pjo fandom #percy jackson books #the sun and the star #solangelo book #solangelo #will x nico #nico di angelo #will solace #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa

[chironsbug]

i dont understand why people are upset that there are changes in the show. you are letting nostalgia clog your view, changes are made for a number of reasons; sometimes book physics are different then real life physics, sometimes its to give previous fans something to speculate about. i love when good changes are made!! the characters are in character and the story is similar enough to the original that it feels actually like a percy jackson adaptation! if it was directly point for point adapted from the book it would be a) boring and b) hard! its a first person pov book, thats hard to pull of in a tv show!! im sorry you were expecting a line for line direct translation and got disappointed but you did that to yourself. adaptations are rarely that, no matter what its being adapted to

#you guys have no whimsy #no want for creativity #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #im joking but also im not. at all.

[somewhereincairparavel]

okay but imagine. Thalia Grace, after Jason's death, in a fit of desperation, comes racing to Nico di Angelo, wanting him to summon his ghost, because she just wants to talk to her brother one last time. Before it's too late. Before he reaches Elysium, since the closest she could get to talking to her brother after he goes to the hero's paradise is through dreams, and that wasn't enough for her. Seeing his fragmented soul through dreams is not nearly good enough. She wants the message to reach him. The real him. Not a loomy remnant. She wants to apologise, as she feels her soul being hollowed out with guilt.

She should've looked for Jason, even after their mother told her that he's dead.

She shouldn't have been so busy with the hunters that she would have to cut their brother-sister conversation short.

She should've realised how much her brother craved her attention.

She should've come to the chb meeting that she'd promised jason she'd come to, she shouldn't have made her brother wait like a lost puppy.

The look in jason's eyes when she told him she'd have to leave was etched on to her face. Permanently scarring her soul.

She should've been a better sister. She failed him. She failed to make him feel wanted. She hoped Jason didn't face his death thinking that she didn't need him. Because Gods of Olympus, that would break her.

And she poured all of these gut wrenching thoughts to Nico, who suprisingly listened. Yes. Nico did resent Thalia for being in the hunters of Artemis, the same group that got his sister killed. But listening to Thalia pour her heart out to him, really hit a little too close to home. The daughter of Zeus seemed to echo a young nico, trying aimlessly to summon his sister's ghost to talk to her. They both had the same hollow red eyes, burning with hot tears streaming down, the same crease in the eyebrows, the same flicker of rage over their siblings's murder. At that moment, Thalia Grace looked as unthreatening as the king of all god's daughter could possibly look like.

But Nico was glad, that Thalia, atleast cared about her little brother to this extent. Up until this point, Nico had these lingering doubts if Bianca had really cared about him like this, she had dropped everything to join the hunters after all. Hearing Thalia talk about jason had healed his inner child. Maybe big sisters do think about their younger brothers, no matter how busy they appear to be... So he complied to her wishes. She deserved closure from her brother's death. It would do Jason some good too.

He poured all of his concentration into summoning the son of Jupiter, as Thalia anxiously chewed on her nails, pacing around the murky woods in anticipation. Until a wispy figure with rimmed glasses and neatly cropped hair, appeared in front of them.

"Hello, sis."

Nico di Angelo and Thalia Grace were more or less the same, when it came to wanting to make amends with their deceased sibling.

Except Thalia was the older sister who wanted her younger brother back, And Nico was the younger brother who wanted his older sister back.

#I sobbed while writing this btw #Like no joke. There are droplets of tears in my phone screen #I couldn't sleep last night #bc I just kept thinking abt how Thalia would've felt #To get her younger brother back years later only to lose him again #Tbh id be fucking pissed at the fates lol #But I realised that Thalia and nico really parallel eachother #But the roles are reversed #nico di angelo #thalia grace #jason grace #bianca di angelo #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo hoo #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo toa #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #leo valdez #piper mclean

[endsofidealgrace]

ok ok ok

I will excuse anything in the Disney+ PJO series for that one scene where Mr. D managed to convince Percy that he was his dad. No criticism. Cannot convince me otherwise.

#percy jackson #pjo #riordanverse #percy jackon and the olympians #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah #i'm so excited for the jokes now #pjo disney+

[fantastic-nonsense]

actually you know what? the casting works, because I would be bitter and betray the gods if Lin Manuel Miranda was my dad too

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv #hermes #lin manuel miranda #for legal reasons this is a joke

[twinsarekeepers]

Broke: I can’t imagine Percy Jackson as blonde. It just doesn’t fit his character.

Woke: Percy having blonde hair opens the door for a meta joke like Annabeth saying he’s the reason the dumb blonde stereotype exists, which fits perfectly with their early stage relationship. Also, surfer vibes.

Bespoke: Percy having blonde hair perfectly encapsulates his character because blonde hair does a thing where it significantly darkens as time passes, which is a direct parallel to how Percy gets “darker” as time passes. AND now that Luke has dark hair, Percy going from blonde to brunette will signify him becoming more like Luke, literally starting to look more like him. And the same applies if Poseidon is cast with dark hair. The change in color would symbolize Percy growing into the powers his father gave him. In this essay, I will—

#percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo disney+ #pjo tv series #percy jackson #walker scobell #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #leah jeffries #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #poseidon #percy jackson meta #HELP IT’S A META ABOUT HAIR 😭😭😭 #im absolutely loosing my mind here somebody sedate me!!! #this is mostly a joke but also 🤏🏽 this serious #mostly wrote this because walker said he’s nervous and can’t help but think it’s because of his hair

[percexe]

who would’ve thought the titan lord of time would look a lil weird

#percy jackson #pjo #luke castellan #<- BARELY LMFAO #is there a kronos tag . who is searching kronos on tumblr #i might’ve made this joke before #kronos #ethan nakamura #my art

[sunsburns]

tweets with pjo characters (vi.)

content summary: implied luke x reader, peracbeth, persassy, luke getting canceled, thalia and percy beef, reader simping for percy's dad lmaoooooo

note: i saw this blog take one of my tweets and post it without credits and they got more likes 😔 imma have to start adding watermarks 😭😭 glad u think i’m funny tho 🙏🏽

part one / part two / part three / part four / part five

taglist: @mischiefmoons / @notplutos / @balletfilmss / @whiteoakoak / @pietrothemovie (lmk if you wanna be added <;3)

#i’m literally not joking about the watermark #next post is gonna have all of them with watermarks 😭😭 #percy jackson #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x you #pjo series #luke castellan fanfic #percy jackson spoilers #percy and grover #percy pjo #percy series #percy and annabeth #percy jackson tv series #pjo smau #pjo social media #chris pjo #clarisse pjo #thalia grace #annabeth chase #grover underwood x reader #grover underwood #clarisse la rue x reader #clarrise la rue

[fxiryeon]

*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

#percy ain’t having this luke x reader shit rip </3 #LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT PERCY PLS #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #percy series #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #dior goodjohn #charlie bushnell #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan incorrect quotes #luke x reader #poor luke omg #persassy #persassy strikes again !! #please tell me you get the ‘dam’ joke #sorry this is self indulgent #self indulgent #self insert

[moonlit-typewriter]

It’s so funny to see how much older Walker looks as the series continues, despite it not actually being all that long.

I think we all forget what boys ages 12-17 are like, in terms of physical growth. My younger brother went away for a month and came back 5 inches taller and with a fully adult-sounding voice that he did not have when he left. Walker looking like he’s clearly grown is not completely implausible 😂

#someone throw a joke or comment about a growth spurt into the next season #provided we have one #teenage boys grow SO FAST #it’s actually insane #pjo tv show #pjo fandom #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo disney+ #percy series #pjo #walker scobell #pjo cast #percy jackson casting #percy jackson disney+ #pjo series #percy pjo #riordanverse #it’s still funny though

[aroaceleovaldez]

not to make a Nico's Type joke in 2023 but. this thought was too amusing to not doodle.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #will solace #jason grace #my art #this is admittedly more of a TBM Jason joke than a Jasico joke #i just wanted to make the ghost type joke