juniperjellyfish

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occasional posts from users

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do you regularly get hiccups when you’re in a car?

-yes

-only when i drive

-only when someone else drives

-no but i know someone who this does happen to

-no and i’ve never heard of that

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Skales and Skalidor. They are gay. Congrats to them lol

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looks at you

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After long years of service, my baby girl won’t turn on anymore….

I had done some bad things to her, yes…but our love was undying…even when I spilled my water on her…even when I had to drill a hole into her to put a screw into because she was falling apart…I loved her.

She burned my mattress with her melted plastic yet still I loved her

She electrocuted me everyday yet I still loved her

Her keyboard did not fucking work yet still I loved her

Her SCREEN did not fucking work yet still I loved her

The screen would fall off yet still I loved her

To prevent the screen from falling off I had to tape it together yet still I loved her

The tape would melt if I didn’t reapply it everyday yet still I loved her

One time I pirated photoshop and someone accessed my webcam and started saying shit to me in the notepad app yet still I loved her

Another time I left a chocolate on her and the chocolate melted and leaked into one of her fans and I had to scrap it out with a fork but some of it went so far that whenever she would overheat the chocolate would melt and leak onto my desk…yet still I loved her…

When she finally snapped and nearly set herself on fire, I still loved her…but she wasn’t strong enough to keep going…

When I brought her to a repair shop they guy there told me that trying to fix her would be a fire hazard, I still loved her

When I asked him if he wants to keep her to use her for parts or something he told me that even if I paid him he wouldn’t keep something like that…and I still loved her!!!

But all good things must come to an end…and I’m getting a new laptop….

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remake of that one post that i cannot find so some please link it in the comments!!

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one time when Jaya is sharing a bed Jay is feeling around looking for Mr. Cuddlywomp because he lost it and then accidentally smacks Nya in the face and plays it off by trying to pet her as if it was intentional

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They match :]

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ever since i had the surgery i have been feeling bad about asking my dad for stuff i can't get so i thought id mix it up.

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Important reminder of the design philosophy behind Undertale.

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pixal... everyone's wife has arrived

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POV: your master is talking with higher beings again

Gosh it would be so funny if this keeps happening especially mid conversation

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would oc art be out of place for this blog

#MAKE IT

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

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in honor of lesbian week of visibility, and definitely not because of a work related disagreement gone wrong, we're letting roxy loose in the pizzaplex with her go-kart until further notice. y'all about to be very aware.

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.