#Oh hell naw spongebob

[kross-nyte]

Spumtch bup

#lol #lmao #memes #meme #spongebob squarepants #spongebob #shitpost #funny post #funny #funny memes #funny shit #spongebob meme #spunch bop #oh hell naw they all up on spunchbop shit

[jadesgondrunk]

Remember that one leaked storyboard(s) for the 4th movie?

Inspo: KatsuraAmane in Twitter/X

#art #artwork #digital art #fanart #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #squidward #angst #oh hell naw #spunch bop

[locustonlioden-blog]

The Princess of Hell, everybody! Inspiration to all

But its ok, hes defending the hotel! Those loan sharks (mortal hellborns mind you) are just trying to get the 50k someone hiding out here stole and avenge someone she ran over. She was selfish, she stole, but she stuck it to the man I guess, and thats a start!

*spongebob narrator voice* A few episodes later...

Adam: Prepare to slaughter everyone in that shit hotel!

Lute: Rip Vaggies $%$% mouth out her $%$%!

Husk: Talking while fighting doesn't help...

Charlie: *yapping*

Everyone struggling for their lives:

Apologizing for deflecting them with her shield, as everyone around her litters the ground with their corpses...easily the most powerful one there-she knows it, she isn't scared...everyone else is though...as Alastors blood seeps into her roof, she shoots off some fireworks with a cute lil sowwy!

Oh, geeze what a day! Shes like that person in the grocery store who keeps apologizing for getting bumped into. Is this supposed to be cute? Guess Charlie takes shit now, in big heaping portions no less.

Then she...

oops, wrong universe, hold on...

yea thats it

AW NAW Alastor was sposed to handle him!

Pentious manages to confess his love, get in his ship, charge the death ray and get zapped into oblivion in about the time it takes Charlie to emerge from her hiding place. Ok, he works fast. Fair enough. Oh wow, shes finally getting mad! Yes the one who causes hellquakes when shes stressed, its about time to unleash some of that!

Watch out, shes got her pets and has donned her spirit halloween sexy devil costume. Your ass is toast sir.

Oh shit, Razzle went faster than Rhaegal did approaching Dragonstone. I remember Viv saying Charlie has wings. Why didn't they fly themselves up there? Did she risk her pets lives for the spectacle? "Oh, look who thinks they're badass now" Yea Adam, kind of my thoughts too

I have to say the VaggiexLute beatdown that interrupted this mess unlocked my clenched jaw somewhat so that was nice DING DING

Her pet just being murdered, Charlie turns her back on the assailant long enough for him to braid her hair while she wails in dismay

She gets plastered into the sign which might have been funny if it were set up properly, but its not so Im back to cringing. I cant help but think it would have been better if she had been gun ho to fight but just clumsy and unable to hit her target. Getting tossed into the sign really does a number on her for some reason.

She finally gets a hit in thank God

Thats PRINCESS of HELL to YOU, PIG

Yea ok simba.

Then Mufasa *ahem* Lucifer salvages her mess. Guess this one hasn't taught her how not to take shit from other demons.

Poor thing doesn't like to get her hands dirty. Not directly, anyway...

Anyway, the takeaway is

I feel ripped off where is my girl who beat Killjoys ass on live TV over a pen

#hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel thoughts #hazbin hotel criticism #vivziepop critical #hazbin hotel critical #charlie morningstar

[hyperfixated-maybe]

making art of every possible octonauts ship and my opinion on it and those who ship it day 15: CapCap. Yep that’s what I’m calling them.

I uh

I think this meme was posted by like

@

I. I searched for you for A HALF HOUR. KITTYSBOBA *WHAT* IS YOUR TUMBLR USERNAME IM PRETTY SURE I STOLE THIS MEME FROM YOu

@asexual-spongebob nvm I’m rlly stupid I should have checked ur devart for a link first -_-

if it wasn’t u who posted it imma scream I’ve really gotta stop just screenshotting things with no way of tracing where in hell they came from

I have the memory of a goldf- hehehehhe naw we’re all fish nerds here I’d get burned at the stake for saying that

mm oh well anyways this ship is pretty cool I bet kwaz hates it tho8/10

#octonauts #octonauts fanart #captain barnacles #octonauts captain barnacles #calico jack #octonauts calico jack #Hyperocto #Wheel of ship

[flimflix]

oh hell naw, spongebob shooting the sponge gunk

[what-if-nct]

oh hell naw this look like the type of instrumental 127 would go hard on 💀

Okay but like why does it sound like every 127 song mixed together with Spongebob sound effects. Listen if you let Taeyong know he can add Spongebob effects to songs he's gonna do it. I want him to, 127 should fully fall into their brand I desire it. Like they absolutely go off on every song. Is it loud nonsense? Yes. But is it good? Yes. Truly visionaries. I remember someone said 127 is like male Blackpink. and I want a special stage where on one side you hear "Blackpink in your area" and on the other side "NCT in the house" and it's just 4 glorious minutes of the hardest beat and most incomprehensible lyrics thrown together with a Ten and Lisa dance break. Ten isn't in 127 but like Ten and Lisa.

[shriggisick]

Spunchbob memes are hilarious for literally no reason.

#spongeposting #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #spunch bop #OH HELL NAW WHAT THEY DO TO MR CRAP

[wormoftheday]

Worm of the day: the baby worms from Spongebob Squarepants!
(05/13/21)

#wormoftheday #wormonastring #worms #spongebob #asoingbob #spunch bop #oh hell naw #worm on a string #worm #werm #magic worm #oh worm? #worm time #wiggly worms #spongebob squarepants #kids tv #wormies #earth worm #worms in dirt

[sing-me-super-bad-mantra]

no, i won’t explain

#oh hell naw spunch bob took 40 benadryl’s #spongebob #gay shit

[inevitable-anna]

Escape The Night Spoilers S4X10

Here it is, guys! My final S4 reaction post. It’s been a long, funny, yet sad journey.

Anyway my series review should be up at sometime tomorrow.

For now, I hope you enjoy this post.

[[MORE]]

Is that the society lady? Jael? Or Ryu? Who is she with?

So this lady went into the museum for a mission.

Whoever this is, she is a badass!

Uh oh, here's The Collector.

Don’t open it! It’s what The Collector wants you to do! Don’t listen to her!

Oh no. What’s happening?

Waaahhhhh? She's the Gorgon?

Well, I didn't see that coming. Although I do like that they’ve given The Gorgon a backstory.

Watching the intro just hurts now that pretty much everyone is dead.

The way Colleen's smile falls when The Sorceress betrays them.

Oh sh*t, The Collector is alive again.

RUN YOU NUMBSKULLS RUN!

OMG it's Benjamin, Lucy, High Tower, The blue harpy, a vampire from S2, the guardian from S1, and The Carnival Master!

"It's like bloody Christmas everyday!"

Ohh yes! The Sorceress vs The Collector round 2!

The Collector definitely is gonna win.

Okay, they can kill The Collector by turning her to stone. Pity that The Gorgon is dead.

Egyptian exhibition is first up.

1/7 emblems found!

Joey: "The plan is to stick together."

Monsters: *come running in*

The group: *screams and runs in different directions*

Joey: "The plan has failed. And now it's every man for himself."

Now they have to help Garuda pay his penance in Hell? Hell naw, he bludgeoned Tim to death!

I wasn’t expecting Colleen to burp when she's scared.

Colleen got captured! :(

SAVE HER!

Joey: "If one of us gets captured we need to stick together and rescue them."

Colleen: *gets captured*

Joey: "Nm, lets go get the note."

Colleen trying to volunteer to be evil is actually sad to me, she's so scared of dying for a third time, that she offers to betray her friends.

Carnival Master, please don't sacrifice Colleen! She's the only the one left that I like. :(

Colleen: "you speak a very similar language to my newborn baby. I have a newborn baby."

Carnival Master: *chanting*

Colleen: "I have a newborn baby."

Carnival Master: "Shut up!"

Okay, Colleen trying not to get murdered/sacrificed is sad yet sort of funny?

Bretman: "Look, right here. Right here. I've got your back."

Colleen: "This is really uncomfortable, so maybe... we can, you know, this is not a good angle for him over there. You know, there's... it's a mess down there. You don't want people to see that, but that could be my power that I kill people with, just show em the vag. It's terrifying down there now."

Carnival Master: "Do you ever stop talking?" I love how the CM doesn't actually sound angry, he sounds genuinely curious.

Bretman: "The warrior statue is probably the one that looks the most warriorie, like obviously." No, Bretman, really? I thought it would be the one holding a ton of grapes!

Colleen: "I'm telling you, it's like a reflex, like I'm terrified so I can't stop talking. I also desperately need water, I have like cotton mouth."

Colleen: *in confessional* "I know I'm like p*ssing off these monsters and that means they're probably gonna kill me even sooner, but I literally can't stop talking." Well, at least, it’s stalling for time?

Yay, they saved Colleen!

Omg! Joey, Bretman, and Colleen are hiding under the table and they are so squashed together! How did they even fit under there?

The Collector and The Sorceress are still fighting?!?!?? I guess it keeps them both occupied from trying to find the guests

3/7 emblems found!

"Where flesh becomes stone." So Mortimer or the Gorgon's lair?

I feel like the whole ETN fandom just forgot that Mortimer died... again

The Gorgon's killer? So The Minotaur?

Wait! If that's The Minotaur's severed head, then who killed The Minotaur? Because Alex ordered The Minotaur to go back to the labyrinth and stay there.

Joey hiding behind that statue is hilarious! It reminds me of that scene in 'Aladdin' where he hides behind the strongman.

Joey ducks down under the statue and immediately sees its butt.

4/7 emblems found!

To get the sword that will turn The Collector to stone, they have to cover Excalibur in the Gorgon's blood. Lovely!

Yes! The Gorgon is gonna get revenge... even if it is from beyond the grave.

5/7 emblems found!

That map is the challenge grounds where Tana and Justine where for the first challenge. The Black steps are the stepping stones they need to use to get to the red one, where the emblem will be! I think? Are the flesh-eating scarabs still there?

Yeah, I was wrong.

6/7 emblems found!

For the final emblem they have to play a tune on the drums

7/7 emblems found!

I feel like the reason it's so quiet is that the monsters are gonna try and ambush the group.

Oh, they have to trap the monsters to get them out of the way, so the groups can turn Excalibur into The Sword Of All Legends.

It worked!

The monsters are now inside the exhibition cases! :D

Since we see a close up of all the monsters in the exhibition cases, I think the woman playing the harpy is quite pretty.

Although at 25:23 am I the only one thinks that Lucy looks scared?

Spell time... and they messed it up already...

*Spongebob narrator voice* “1 year later”

Yay! They did the spell! And it worked!

The Sword Of All Legends looks amazing! I want one!

HOW ARE THE COLLECTOR AND THE SORCERESS STILL FIGHTING?!?!!

The Sorceress is dead... again.

Joey: *stabs The Collector and turns her to stone*

Me: "YEAH! That's for Liza, Gabbie, Destorm, Tana, Justine, Alex, Tim, and... and Ro..."

The vault is open!

Is that the box that corrupted the Gorgon?

Grab the sphere and RUN!!

That box has the same Cthulhu looking thing as the 'Cursed God' statue last episode. The one that the caveman touched and I think got possessed by.

Joey just opened the soul jar... but what is going to happen to those souls now? Are the guests from this season in there or... like what was the point?

Aww that soul was Liza! At least she's not in Hell like I thought she was.

They opened the portal!

Bretman and Colleen are through!

Me: “Hoe, don’t do it!”

Joey: *runs back inside the museum*

Me: “Oh my god.”

Yep, he's going back for that stupid box.

Joey! You idiot! (No hate on real life Joey.)

29:42 Mat realising that Ro isn't with them... it’s so sad, I wanted her to live and be reunited with him.

Mat: "What happened?"

Bretman: "I don't know."

Colleen: "He didn't come through."

Me: "That's because he has to leave this season on a cliff hanger so they can make S5"

Joey opened the Cursed God's box... like a dumbass. (Again, no hate on real life Joey.)

And he's gotten sucked into the box. Like The Collector said to the Gorgon, "Looks like there's a trace of evil inside you."

Although I think that I would like to see a series where Joey is actually the big bad.

And that’s my final reaction post done! Woah, this has been a journey, and it’s been lovely to share it with you all. :D I hope you all enjoyed my posts about this season.

Hopefully, I shall be able to do another reaction series for S5, if there is one. My series review should be up tomorrow if everything goes according to plan.

But if any of you have an ETN questions for me, whether it’s about my favourite characters or something completely different, I would love to answer them! :D

I hope you have a lovely day!

#escape the night all stars #escape the night 4 #escape the night spoilers #escape the night #etn all stars #etn season 4 #etn spoilers #etn4 #etn

[fuckit-shithappens]

1-150 on the hella cute questions

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? my friend
2. Are you outgoing or shy? both
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? uhm no one 
4. Are you easy to get along with? yeahh i think😂
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? ion like anyone 😂 i got me 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? funny people
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? nahh😬
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? no one haha
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? nopeee
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? tristyn
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? wyd
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? butterfly effect, 1-800-273-8255, i was wrong, rake it up, & young, dumb & broke
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yes
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? ehh 
15. What good thing happened this summer? i was drunk through out it all🤙🏽👅
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? prolly
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yes👽
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? oh naw 
19. Do you like bubble baths? kinda 
20. Do you like your neighbors? i don't talk to them
21. What are you bad habits? i have no clue
22. Where would you like to travel? cancun & bora bora
23. Do you have trust issues? hellaaaa💯
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? going to sleep
 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my stomach
26. What do you do when you wake up? hate my life 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? darker 
28. Who are you most comfortable around? myself 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? all 3 of them
30. Do you ever want to get married? yeah but i don't want it to be on papers
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yess
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? salice & salice
33. Spell your name with your chin. bgmjz. (daaammmnnnnn💀)
34. Do you play sports? What sports? no but i love basketball
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv, music keeps me sane 
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yes
37. What do you say during awkward silences? get on my phone
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? she gotta make me laugh, love me, be honest, handle my alcoholic ways, trace my back w her fingers, wrestles w me, understand my distant ways, don't suffocate me gimme my space, trust me 💯
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? zumiez, a.e, charlotte russe, champs, buckle
40. What do you want to do after high school? live my life
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? ehh depends on what they did the first time
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? i'm minding my business
43. Do you smile at strangers? no😂
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? outer space 
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? fuck ass school🙄
46. What are you paranoid about? nothing rn
47. Have you ever been high? hell yeah i am rn😂
48. Have you ever been drunk? every weekend, sometimes during the week🤷🏽‍♀️💯
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? no? i don't think
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? gray
51. Ever wished you were someone else? yeahhh
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my body
53. Favourite makeup brand? ion know bout allat😂 i'm just starting
54. Favourite store? zumiez
55. Favourite blog? 🤔
56. Favourite colour? turquoise & black
57. Favourite food? chickenn🤤🍗
58. Last thing you ate? cookies
59. First thing you ate this morning? hotfries
60. Ever won a competition? For what? no
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nah imma good kid👀
62. Been arrested? For what? lmao nah
63. Ever been in love? yeah or whateva🙂
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
 it was in her hallway @ like 2 in the morning 65. Are you hungry right now? dude fuck yes
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? yes 😂
67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr? twitter
69. Are you watching tv right now? nope school
70. Names of your bestfriends? me😂
71. Craving something? What? chicken
72. What colour are your towels? white brown green 
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? they all in the corner of my bed 
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 3
75. Favourite animal? horse
76. What colour is your underwear? black
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate 
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? cookie dough 
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? gray
80. What colour pants? jeans
81. Favourite tv show? spongebob & bobs burgers
82. Favourite movie? oo burlesque 
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls 
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 jump street 
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? 
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory
87. First person you talked to today? maria
88. Last person you talked to today? colton
89. Name a person you hate? ion hate nobody 
90. Name a person you love? my dasia💕
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? yes everyone
92. In a fight with someone? no
93. How many sweatpants do you have? oo like 6 pairs
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? a lot like atleast 11 no lie
95. Last movie you watched? shrek
96. Favourite actress? ion know
97. Favourite actor? ion know
98. Do you tan a lot? yes the entire summer
99. Have any pets? a dog 
100. How are you feeling? i'm tired 
101. Do you type fast? yes
102. Do you regret anything from your past? ehh a little
103. Can you spell well? yeah
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? ehh🤷🏽‍♀️
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? prolly
107. Have you ever been on a horse? yess❤️
108. What should you be doing? nothing i finished my work
109. Is something irritating you right now? i don't think 
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes🤦🏽‍♀️
111. Do you have trust issues? oh yeah
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? my friend
113. What was your childhood nickname? babes
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes
115. Do you play the Wii? at my friends 
116. Are you listening to music right now? yes
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yesss
118. Do you like Chinese food? no 
119. Favourite book? i don't really read
120. Are you afraid of the dark? no but what's in the dark
121. Are you mean? i mean, yeah😂
122. Is cheating ever okay? issa no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? yes kinda
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? no haha
125. Do you believe in true love? maybe
126. Are you currently bored? yes
127. What makes you happy? alcohol, weed, my dog, chicken
128. Would you change your name? no 
129. What your zodiac sign? aries♈️
130. Do you like subway? no
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? boii imma have to bounce
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? tristyn
133. Favourite lyrics right now? 
134. Can you count to one million? if i had the time
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? i got hit by a rock on my neck but in reality it was a hickey
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed
137. How tall are you? 5'3
138. Curly or Straight hair? straight
139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette
140. Summer or Winter? ehh there both miserable to me 
141. Night or Day? night
142. Favourite month? idk
143. Are you a vegetarian? nope
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? white
145. Tea or Coffee? tea
146. Was today a good day? it's been ight
147. Mars or Snickers? snickers
148. What’s your favourite quote? fuck it shit happens
149. Do you believe in ghosts? yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? label the elements of the Word program window shown in figure 2-16

[yin-and-yang0]

Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you are finished tag 5 people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!!!

Tagged by @craigy-ferg <3

Are you named after someone?

Nah. Apparently my parents told people my name, and people were like, “oh, like the princess?” and my parents were like, “boy, who? naw, like the flower.”

When is the last time you cried?

Probably 2 days ago when my right ear was clogged and I thought I was gonna flip my shit. U kno when u cry out of frustration? Was me 

Do you like your handwriting?

Most of the time. I think it’s pretty cool, but sometimes...it looks ugly as hell... dk what I’m doing sometimes... But in general, I like it :)

Do you have kids?

No(t yet?)

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

Maybe. I’m a pretty quiet person, comfortably so. I think myself and I could be ok just doing what we do best, chillin’. Alright, so yeah, I would. 

Do you use sarcasm?

who don’t a little tho

Do you still have your tonsils?

ye

Would you bungee jump?

(I like to think) I would bungee jump, but never sky dive 💀

What is your favorite kind of cereal?

I don’t eat too much cereal anymore. When I do, I try to be pretend healthy and eat Fiber One or something like that. ...but I really used to like Fruit Loops, and Pops..and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Frosted Flakes... and Cheerios.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

nope

Do you think you’re a strong person?

Very emotional, but yeah, I’d say I’m pretty strong. 

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Just hmu with some plain chocolate or strawberry. 

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Whatever is most prominent physically. Maybe their eyebrows, nose, lips, etc. I’m not very good at looking people in the eyes though, so I tend not to notice eyes first.

Red or Pink?

pink...

What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

lips ig 

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

black tights, no shoes

What was the last thing you ate?

choco-covered strawberry 🍓👅

What are you listening to right now?

“Excuse Me” AOA 💋

If you were a crayon what color would you be?

I hate this question. Some type of light pink ig 

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My dad

Favorite sport to watch?

Hockey or soccer 

Hair color?

Dark brown 

Eye Color?

Browny brown brown

Do you wear contacts?

nope

Favorite food to eat?

hmmmMMMM. I really like me some spicy chana masala 

Scary movies or comedy?

comedy 

Last movie you watched?

omg....idk.....maybe it was an xmen movie 

What color of shirt are you wearing?

black

Summer or Winter?

:( summer ig 

Hugs or kisses?

Hugs!!

What book are you currently reading?

I’m in the middle of 3 books rn, why am I doing this... currently “The Blood Of Olympus”, “Le Petit Prince” & “Demian” 

Who do you miss right now?

Some of my old middle school/high school buddies :/ 

What is on your mouse pad?

lol

What is the last TV program you watched?

Your boy Spongebob 

What is the best sound?

This is too hard; I refuse to answer. 

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

The Beatles 

What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

I’ve been to Paris once. 

Do you have a special talent?

uhhhhhhh..no? 

Where were you born?

USAyyy (Missouri)

Alright, ima tag @mangosuga @chimchimjutsu @la-petite-schu @ruinedbybands @ti-aa just cuz  If y’all down or not, it’s whatever, it’s cool; I will be happy to read if you guys do tho :)

#i got distracted about half way thru so it took me damn 30 mins to do this #tagged awhile ago tho hehe #anyway i hope everyone is doing well #busy times? #tiring times? #take care of yourselves #~ #tagged

[bre4nn20]

01 dec 2018

ayoooo im back cakcscakcak again baby lmfaooo. this time, SINGLE. i love it. it's been abt 3 weeks since we broke up and i couldnt give a dookie less what he has going on, thinks or wants from me. met a guy on POF lol. his name is byron or king and this man is rockin my world. 28, 6ft with 3 kids. some tattoos. darkskin unff. i messaged him first and told him i was listening 2 the rain and he said mayb 1 day we could do that together. then he told me it's the part where I pick out where i want 2 eat at lol. after that, getting in contact w him was a hit or miss. we did get to chat one time though. fast forward a couple of days, i called him @midnight and woke him out of his sleep. he had 2 b up for work @5. i had no fucking idea. i was scrolling through my sm and he hit me back like " u woke me up, wya, come over and let me hold u". i was game, just shaved my kitty and knew what i was working with. so i sent him my address and he said i was 2 far so we would have after he gets off of work. we were texting and i sent em my thot pics and he was like "yeah imma pull ur hair" and I told him that wasn't my hair in the pic LMFAO. he hit back that's he's mad bc his dick got hard & he wanted me. i told him i was already rdy and he said fuck it im omw. he lives in the hood but he would hurt somebody if they tried to steal my purse or something lol. his place wasn't dirty but he didn't have a bed. we got right to it in the dark. OMFG i was not expecting his dick 2 b that huge. like tv remote thick and long huge.its a lot to fit in ur mouth and i do my best. he like the shit. the Magnum barely fit over his dick. so @ 1st he fucks me from the side. jay didn't have enough d to do me like that so this was new. he literally had me in every position. we fucked 3 times and he pulled out the last 2 times 🙊🙈 i asked if i could call him daddy and that's our thing now. and he was STUNNED @how wet this pussy STAYS. how i didn’t let him know it was like that. "oh your nigga done fucked up. i can c why he was crazy" it was hot and dirty and i loved every second of it. im a good shit talker and ik he likes dat 💋😋🤭 omfg my ponytail came off and he did not care lmaooo. he fucked me just right, it was rough just enough with the ass smacking, moving me in diff positions, "deepthroating" and hair pulling. im proud that my pussy could handle it bc i was moaning like a slut. mmmf i love letting them know how good their dick feels and gripping the sheets, looking them in the eyes, scratching their back arms legs and kissing their necks and ears. he told me i had a high sex drive and ig i do if it's good. u have sex to bust a nut and have fun. we cuddled afterwards and im happy he doesn't snore. i was smelling him bc he smelled like jolly ranchers. right before he closed his eyes, he told me he was gonna beat it up b4 he went 2work. and that's exactly what he did. he was late 2 work but i was worth it. he took a shower b4 and came in the room with the towel wrapped around his waist and i wear that shit was just like an old spice commercial and it soaks my pantiessss. and he calls me baby, i looooveeee it. he asked if he could get this pussy after work and then asked for it everyday!!! so he dropped me off @home and we kissed goodbye.

i slept and got up and showered/brushd my teeth. i accidentally sent him a text that was meant 4 Sarah abt my ponytail and he hit me back saying my pussy is fire and asked can we go again. i said absolutely and sent him a nudie. he was asking 2 c more n shit and i didn't hit back. we didn't fuck again that night bc he was busy eh 🤷‍♀️. i got a "gm" text the next morning and he didn't ring me until i was asleep. he woke me up out my sleep this time lmao. he asked if i wanted to spend some time with him and i said yeah sure. he was gonna call me an uber but that didn’t work out. he even asked me to give him some road head and i said hell to the naw. so it’s raining and he comes and gets me and we go 2 thorntons 2 buyba swisher. it took the longest to get the shit bc she was counting the drawers and he said he thought the store was getting robbed lmao. then he was telling me about how he bought laundry dtrgnt and left it on top of the machine while it was in the spin cycle and once he got back to it, he barely had any liquid left. i told him he needs to buy some of the pods lol. we go back to his place and he showed me that he had cleaned up and it did look a lot better. he rolled us a blunt and was saying oh u have a lot to say during sex but sitting here, you’re quiet af. and i told him that that is just me and once i get to know him better, i’ll b more chatty. we smoked and he was upset i didn’t hug or kiss him like i didn’t know who he was lol. he asked if i missed him and i said yeah did u miss me and he said yeah im hooked on u. i brought up the spongebob episode were they were on the hooks and he said his fave episode is when they were cussing. he wanted us to smoke in the dark and of course i dropped the damn blunt on him. then i asked what he was thinking abt while i was holding his dick and he said how much u c somebody's personality when you're w them. idk i guess he likes my goofy ass. we got to fucking and he was told me that he would b fucked up if i gave my pussy to somebody else, that he wouldn’t give up his and he’s gonna claim my pussy. 🙄 i was doing more shit talking, like when i was on top, i told him imma throw it back on him and to let ya girl put in some work. i didn’t mean ya girl is in i want to be his 😬😬 and then he was fucking me from the side again which i now love cause i can look back at him n say nasty shit. but he was doing that and it sounded like a drum so that’s what i said and told him he’s my drummer boy/drummer daddy and he just fucked me harder. he even had to stop and talk to god while fucking me lmfao. then he said he wanted to cut the lights on and c it all in motion. so we did and i was laying on my stomach while he was going @it and i told him it was a good idea daddy u always have the best ideas. u got good dick too daddy. and he told me baby u got good pussy but u already knew that. omgggg so he was knocked out after that and i stayed up hitting my pen, watching tv and i was geeked. 1st i was watching blue clues then aqua teen hunger force and this homeless man was trying to buy the house, said he was a tree wizard and stole the tv.

[dadddy-destiel-blog]

Castiel playlist

quickie~~~~Oh Castiel...this is going to be fun, and not because it's past my bed time and I'm up listening to a bunch of my Youtube favorites, searching for relative music selection for the fine fellows of the supernatural world...naw, this is going to be fun because Castiel is such a beautiful blued eyed, dork a zoid that it's easy to find music that reminds me of him. Also, can I just say that any song sounds better if you imagine Castiel dancing around in his trench coat: Cha Cha real smooth for the Lord.

1:Poker Face-by Lady GaGa I picked this one first because let's be real here, the first thing you notice about Castiel (besides dat assssssss) is his freaking straight face. Seeing Castiel walk through those warehouse doors, we all had two things on our minds, "whoa, what a straight face" and "daddy?" though his facial expressions have developed over time, I mean between Sam's bitch face, Dean's smolder and Bobby's glaring, this angel had some excellent teachers to shadow.

2:Angel With A Shotgun Listen here babes, this was sooooo obvious, I almost didn't even want to put it on this list. It's not a bad song, I just have a weird thing about it, I don't know, it's a personal thing I suppose, but also, can I just say that as relevant as this song is to cas, I highly doubt that the Winchester boys would EVER allow Castiel to run around with a shotgun. Cas is already a tick tacking trigger honky and don't look that up because you won't find anything, I just made that up, "Hi I'm DadddyDestiel, I'm a genius."

3:I'm not a robot-by Marina and the Diamonds I think this song is really calming, If you ever just need something to play in the background of your life, gurl> this is it. Now to Castiel, This song relates to an extreme! Seriously, this is almost scary, Castiel rebelled of course, and though some could see him as the bad ass angel that flips tables and what not, But this song brings out the gentle and real understanding that Castiel had done this for a reason, he had developed his own sense of morals and the loyalty of his friends only increased that in him. I don't want to bore anybody with all of this but it's just a comforting thing to think about.

4: The best Day Ever-SpongeBob One, don't judge me, Two, Sponge Bob is the shit and he drops better albums than Taylor Swift, *cough* K so I thought this song belong here because when thinking back to the day's of crazy cas. Sandwich making Cas, honey bee chasing cas. This is his song and I believe that if we started every day waking up and thinking of board game playing cas....twister Cas...oh yes, it would be a good day.

5: You can't pray the gay away-by Laura Bell Bundy I mean I'm not trying to FORCE Destiel, but the sooner the producers make it official, We can all stop trying to drown them in our complaining and angry messages on their mother's Facebook. I had picked this song to be on the list because, well yeah cas is an angel and it has pray in the name, i'm a smart cookie, i connected those dots. *tongue pop* But the song goes on to sing about how you can't fight DNA and that you should just accept who you are, so maybe if we are lucky, Castiel will stumble upon this song while suffering the internet and get some sense sung into him.

6: Stand By you-Rachel Platten This is one of those songs that can literally be used for any character in the show, Seriously guys, ever think about the extreme amounts of loyalty that we are exposed to? Oof but for now, since I can...we are gonna focus on the highest ranking loyal couple of them all and that's DESTIEL, Yeah, um i'm a scientist and I have discovered this thing called SEXUAL TENSION, yep some high levels here. It's not contagious because quite frankly, NO ONE displays as much love and affection as these two do for each other. All the times Castiel could have just said screw you, same goes for Dean, but Dean is a big softy and had eyes for Cas since the beginning. And from that day forward that two have been connected at the hip and if you ask me, that's cute as hell and this song is LEE GIT their anthem, even though I'm Not really into the girly songs Z100 seems to offer, this one is alright.

7:Thrift Shop-by macklemore You gotta give it to Castiel. He can rock this song. BITCHHHHHH Slow motion Trench coat adjustment. blowing kiss to Dean flipping off the other angels somebody make a video...

8: Dollhouse-Melanie Martinez Oof, ok, this one is kind of sad because when comparing this song to Castiel's life, ughhhhh. Ok, I don't wanna bum anyone out, but just think back to when heaven had first yanked Dean out of the pit, and they were trying to make shit happen. Well think of how scary that must have been for the angels. Not just Michael and the big boys who were basically trying to maintain control, Chuck left leaving them to fend for themselves, they had to step up and care care of everything, take care of the younger angels that were losing their freaking minds because daddy was gone and even though Zachariah had promised that he was gonna get Michael his sword and fix everything, he didn't. And Castiel had to deal with the fact that it was his fault and the blame probably was pinned mostly on him. So yea, heaven was probably a freaking terrifying place, yet when you think of heaven, you think of the business like, bright light, hallways that the tv shows us but BITCH I don't believe that for a second!! there were angel tears shed and most of them were Castiel's because he was drowning in self guilt that should have never even been pushed onto him.

9:Tiny Dancer-Elton John No, I've Already killed myself with dollhouse, so i'm just gonna say, "Dean and Castiel Dancing to this outside of the impala, this song blasting through the speakers, Cas not knowing how to Dance so Dean just lift him up and sways him back and forth while Castiel rubs his back." shit....

10:These Heaux-By that one girl that was on Dr. phil that one time...(Danielle Bregoli) PLEASE SAVE ME FROM TEARS Let's lighten this up a bit, and what better way to end this playlist with another one of Castiel's fuck you's? Honestly, I was surprised by how much this relates to our little angel but yeah. "Don't compare him to no one" He certainly isn't like the rest of the angels. He's a unique thing, and that's why we love him, though I don't think he would use the word Heauxs to describe other females, and probably wouldn't spell it like that either, because he might be a bit clueless but the boy can spell, he didn't lose his ability to function after crashing onto the warehouse that night he met Dean for the first time.

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