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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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everybody else gets the funny ads I just get shit like "create a perfect anime fuck toy he won't give u rabies"
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the layer of frizz around a girl's dry wavy hair is actually her halo
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that bitch Jon really drank dog cum and he thinks he has thd right to tell me how to live my life
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the jolly green giant just shat peas all over my chipotle order, a comment on healthy living?
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flimflix · 8 hours
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ey, ton, I think the homonculus we made from pussy's corpse is talking to the feds
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what befalls the salacious tick after engorging itself on my life water
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please kill the person next to u before exiting the vehicle
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u can;t fire me I got my buddy sergeant pain to fill in for me
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Four more years. Pause.
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This weed is so dry kinda like your vajoina
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sorry about that clanging last night it was me and ur motherboard
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flimflix · 9 hours
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MAMA Luigi? oh so he's queen?
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GNAT VS DRAIN FLY
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go ahead and pull out the snickers i'll nefer fucking change
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