AHAHAHAH PRETTY GIRL THINKS IM PRETTY EEEEEEEE
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Prompt 131
Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault!
So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most.
A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people.
“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!”
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I’m back from my hang out with Dick Grayson, my coworker got sick and needed me to cover the rest of her shift at the library.
Anyway guess who has the phone number of THE Dick Grayson
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My manager pulled me aside today and told me a customer complained about me looking "disheveled" (apparently "like a mess" was used but my manager said that was just way too rude) and it's like. Dude I'm waking up at 4:30 am and I have to convince myself not to commit suicide in the lobby every morning before I clock in. Literally go fucking kill yourself. Autistic torture zone
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I'm gonna be honest that I was imagining Riddle to be the SSR for Queendom of Roses (bc, c'mon, he's the Queen of Hearts) but, on a second thought! ch1 is a lot of "Mrs. Rosehearts this and that" and even in the manga, we didn't have a lot of Mrs. Spade so...
in short, Deuce was an unexpected but wonderful [pun intended] choice for the event and I only know Mrs. Spade for a couple of flashbacks and images but she's up there in the "good moms ranking"
or how we say in Brazil, like in 2014, "não conheço mas, já considero pacas"
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