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dp-clarkjkent · 3 days
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What Jon meant by no rizz is that you have no charm, which I’d have to disagree with since you snagged Bruce Wayne, batman, AND Superman as your boyfriends
Well, to be honest, I didn't do much...
They just threw me over their shoulders and carried me home like you'd do with a stack of hay to a barn. What else could I do but to fall head over heels?
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when you come out to your family and every single one of them knew before you did
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gothamite-shenanigans · 4 months
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
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Shoutout to my friend for helping me set up Home Alone style traps to catch the Scarecrow and have it actually work.
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gothamo · 3 months
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okay people what are the 'surviving gotham' 101 strategies??
I've barely survived my first weekend here
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goth-in-gotham · 1 month
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So, how's your night going?! :D
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newlyarkhampsych · 8 months
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Is there any neurotypical people in Gotham?
You know?
For science.
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gothamdorkthoughts · 2 months
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Memes about my scarecrow experience because what else can I do in this fucking economy.
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dyslexicmeltdown · 3 months
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You know you're in Gotham when you can't go to uni without at least 1 bird or bat checking on you.
Like, I get most educated people become some sort of villain here, buy its kinda hard to study whiLE BEENING WATCHED ALL THE TIME!
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To my fellow Gothamites
Does anyone remember that one day, before we had Signal, that during the morning at like 10am Joker held a Gala hostage as a weird Happy Birthday to himself and Batman just Did Not Show??
And Joker got so upset after 6 hours that he jusT LEFT?? Like he didn't even kill anyone he straight up just left and from that day since he's rarely to almost never attacked during the day
That wasn't a fucking fever dream was it??
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definitelynightwing · 8 months
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The Holy Batsitution (annotated edition)
No killing (B’s rule not mine)
No threatening your fellow bats (ehm @i-am-robin-you-heathens @redhoodforreal)
Keep your secret ids a SECRET
No metas in Gotham (I’m open to bending this one)
Neurodivergence (this one speaks for itself)
Be the most Spooky
No paintball on patrol (nobody listens to B)
Pack your own snacks
No dad jokes/dumb puns over the comms (😢)
Don’t listen to tunes while fighting crime (Batman says no exceptions, not even for ABBA)
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scarecrowspawn · 7 months
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When I close my eyes I see the man. When I sleep he comes to me. 60 hours snd counting of not talking with the man. 60 hours. 60 hours. Sleep is for the week and I am stron
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ohgodtheresanotherone · 2 months
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lmao just remembered this, apparently I'm a diversity stunt. Okay so this happened last night (this morning?).
Imagine a freshly sleep deprived Duke Thomas going to a nearby store because its 1:30 AM and we're out of energy drinks . So there I was, in the snack isle minding my business when this middle aged white woman approaches me. She looks me up and down and says to me, "I see that Brucie decided to branch out."
"W-what do you mean" - me running on little to no sleep wondering what this woman wants.
"You know. People were talking about how he often goes for the same type. So its nice for him to branch out."
THIS RANDOM ASS WOMAN COMES OVER TO ME AND IMPLIED THAT BRUCE TAKING ME IN WAS A DIVERSITY STUNT.
anyways I was too shocked at the time but I wish I had said something before she left. Although I'm not sure what i'd say lol
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gothamite-shenanigans · 4 months
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anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)
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Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??
Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.
Help??
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gotham-shine · 1 month
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Dude, being in uni is so wild.
I had class with my psychology teacher yesterday and all I could think was "okay, if she uses this on her villian schemes at least ill know whats going on"
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