#OLD MEN FOR THE WIN!!!

[gabi-theladylover]

Some stupid Kengan stuff I did :3

#Sorry if I was Inactive #i forgot i had a tumblr #kengan #kengan omega #kengan ashura #kure raian #kure karla #kure fusui #mokichi robinson #sen hatsumi #elena robinson #keizaburo sawada #I've been in a Kengan brainrot since December help #I had a small break during march-april but It didn't HELP AT ALL!!!!!! #btw Mokichi x Sen canon bc I said so💪💪 #OLD MEN FOR THE WIN!!! #big revelation: I dislike Raian *vine boom* #banging art :3

[vongulli]

Buggy doodles!!!!!!

#Art #one piece #buggy #buggy the clown #LOOOVE THIS GUY #hes so silly #always love me a clown/jester/circus esque character ALWAYS #im no where near the crossguild stuff yet but. what a win for old men yaoi possibilities

[majubengel]

RedHawk!

#mishanks #redhawk #akataka #mihawk #dracule mihawk #mihawk one piece #shanks #akaga #akagami no shanks #red #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece shanks #one piece mihawk #I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH #URGHHHHHHHHHHH #MY OTP FROM THIS FUCKING SHOW #yeah zosan is cool #but divorced old men win my heart #in my country we say “quero ser marmita de casal” and i think that is beautiful

[maggie44paint]

crystal and gold

#ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #minos prime #sisyphus prime #minophus #yes this is old men yaoi that's why im tagging the ship #OLD MEN YAOI FOR THE WIN #fanart #my art

[bug-buzzz]

They saw Izzy from across the bar and liked his vibe

#izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy ofmd #steddyhands #steddyhands for the win #ofmd stede #edward ofmd #they are literally checking him out #like what #i hope those old men get to fuck nasty #they are otw to seduce him

[llondonfog]

OK so Baul and Lilias friendship lives in my mind rent free, so I think that a few days after silver gets sick for the first time and mama and papa zigvolt manage to teach lilia the proper way to care for a sick infant after he comes over to their house tembling with poorly restrained panic, Baul goes over with v little persuasion from his daughter to check up on them.

What he sees is a happy and healthy Silver just quietly smiling up at him from Lilias arms while Lilia is passed out in his rocking chair fevered and red from catching baby's first cold.

Baul immediately assigns himself caretaker duties, doesn't even bother trying to move Silver from Lilias arms and instead just picks them both up to deposit them both in Lilias bed for a proper nap before checking the fridge for tomato soup ingredients.

When he first heard from his daughter that Lilia— Lilia Vanrouge, the once General of the Right, feared commander of the fae armies and scourge of humankind— had adopted a human child and had been caring for it for several months now, Baul had roared with laughter so hard that he split a scale wide open on his cheek.

It was certainly a poor excuse for a joke, the very kind of rumor that the castle fae still bitter over Lilia's persistent existence four hundred years later might spread. The very idea that Lilia, Lilia Vanrouge, would debase himself to care for a human child not of his blood, to stoop so low as to toil over its screeching and wailing demands when he had bathed in the screams of its own kind with a mad vengeance after the tragedy of Lady Meleanor . . . not even four hundred years of honeyed peace was enough to sweeten that wound.

Time, it seemed, had forgotten what was so cruelly emblazoned in the very depths of Baul's mind, in Lilia's own memories, and the nightmares of all those surviving fae who stalked the forests during those blood-soaked nights. Those born in kinder years had never known the horror of human avarice, and even his own daughter had taken up residence with one of their kind despite her father's immense displeasure, simpering, soft-hearted fool that her husband was.

At least, to Baul's proud credit, their lineage rippled strong and true through his grandchildren— and with his daughter due any day under the weight of a third, he's only too certain for another healthy, bouncing, scaled Zigvolt.

So when she had simply stared back at him with crossed arms and an arched brow while he had laughed and laughed and laughed, a sinking kind of horror began to creep into his heart— surely . . . she wasn't serious?

Months— hardly the blink of an eye for faekind, but everything to humans. Months, Lilia had kept a child for several months, and not once had tried to rid himself of it? Not once tried to deposit it upon the stoop of a human village and wipe his hands clean of the responsibility of child-rearing? He had been taking advice from Baul's daughter and her wisp of a husband on how to pacify and coddle it? He had barged into their home, fretful beyond measure with a colicky babe clutched in his arms, and all but demanded them to cure the child?

("Or what?" Baul found himself asking, utterly bewildered and needing to find some kernel of normalcy in the fact that surely Lilia had menaced his daughter's husband some into obeying his whims.

"Or nothing, Father," she said, the taunting ghost of a knowing smile playing about her lips. "In all the years that I've known him, I've never seen him quite so distraught. He stayed by the crib all night, frozen— we had to tell him it was alright to breathe and to hold Silver's hand if he wanted, it was as if he was afraid to hurt him.")

Silver? Lilia, afraid? Holding the hand of some human child?

It simply couldn't be true.

It couldn't be, this had to be some elaborate, poorly executed prank.

He clung to that belief even as his daughter shoved a bundle of medicine, food, and knitted blankets into his arms with the stern instruction to deliver them to Lilia's home (Home! He had never heard the forest cottage to be described in such terms! The place was a hovel, a storage shed for Lilia to dump his treasures before venturing off to the next location, how could it be considered a home?).

He clung to it even as he emerged from the woods to the path that led up to the cottage's door, casting unnerved glances to the strange and new abundance of woodland creatures skulking about the thatched roof and scampering along the thick tree trunk supporting the cottage like a lean-to, soft little animals that would have darted away in fright from Lilia's presence before Baul's own.

He clung to it until he could no more, when he threw open the cottage door with an odd tightness in his chest to see his oldest friend collapsed on a worn and lumpy armchair with a honest-to-goodness human baby snuggled safely within his arms and sucking happily on a stray piece of ruby-stained hair. Beyond them, a soothing glow flickered in the fireplace where a kettle of milk quietly steamed, and the scattered presence of cloth toys littered the living room floor along with (Baul shuddered) well-thumbed pamphlets, their covers illustrated with the cheerful faces of frolicking human children.

What had this child done to Lilia Vanrouge?

#lettie's asks #lettie writes #twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #baul zigvolt #twisted wonderland silver #twst silver #diasomnia #ughhhh baul is so FASICNATING TO ME #i like to think that he's absolutely disgusted at first that lilia's adopted a human child #and he cares for it by the sheer virtue of his friendship and loyalty to lilia #BUT THE SIGHTS IN THAT HOME!! THE SHAKEN FOUNDATION THAT IS HIS BELIEF THAT LILIA WOULD NEVER CARE TO INVITE HUMANITY UPON HIMSELF #TO SEE ALL THE TOYS AND SOFT BLANKETS AND THE EVIDENCE THAT THEY SLEEP SNUGGLED TOGETHER #get WRECKED you useless old men #that child is lilia's BABY #HIS BABY BOY AND BY GOD SILVER DOMESTICATED HIM WITHIN 24 HRS #lilia: oh how could i ever love a human will i ever know #silver: exists #and now im off to nap bc these cramps are Winning

[steppesliver]

true detective (2014) / disco elysium (2019)

#was having thoughts about 2002 cohle and this happened #still one of my favorite quotes all games. which of course had to be locked inside the fascist quest. smh. but we roll #anyhow marty did end up knowing him. just in 2012. love wins. did not win between the old men from de though. but thats what happen when #your political compass is fucked beyond repair<3 #true detective #rust cohle #mine #web weave

[lilianade-comics]

I was gonna do a Meet the Artist to kick off 2023, but I realized this says infinitely more about me than any cutesy doodle + likes/dislikes list ever could

#true blorbos are really rare for me #i've genuinely only had two since the age of sixteen and they're IDENTICALLY DRESSED MORALLY QUESTIONABLE ANIMATED OLD MEN. #2022 was truly a year of learning about myself (help) #they're not even alike outside of appearance?? Vlad is like the Anti-Stan. #or is Stan the Anti-Vlad?? #idk but Stan would win in a fight. #not even joking. i know Vlad has ghost powers but he wouldn't even have the chance to open his mouth before Stan decks him. #Stan doesnt even know anything about Vlad beyond the fact that he's a billionaire and that's more than enough reason to punch hin #Vlad would wake up in the woods and realize Stan stole his wallet. he deserves this and you know it #danny phantom #gravity falls #vlad masters #stan pines

[vroom-vrooms]

Nah man it doesn’t surprise me to hear Jenson say he has a crush on Fernando

Man was down bad when they were teammates at mclaren

I guess it’s just been fermenting since then and he just had to put it out there

#Jenson button #Jenson button the man you are #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #Fernando and Jenson are the true old men yaoi what do want me to say #buttonso #buttonso for the win

[hychlorions]

#.docx #i told nick what this world needed was klapolly fistfight #and we started discussing who we think would win #nick said they both lose and i'm inclined to agree #but what are y'all's thoughts #arguments for apollo: has canonically punched someone #arguments for klavier: has an older brother. also wears rings (ouchieee) #arguments for both of them losing: they have the physiques and personality of old men so they got too tired to go on. also it would be funn #i have nothing for them tying.

[razberrypuck]

"love is dead" love is ALIVE and it is stored in the gay old men that never thought they'd see each other again, but despite all of the shit going on with both of their memories, the thing at the forefront of their minds was always "I hope he made it out okay" thank you very much

#anyway WATERGUN SWEEP #this is all lighthearted btw i love pistolwhip but we love to see the old men winning #jrwi riptide #jrwi shipping #finn tidestrider #drey ferin #jrwi finn #jrwi drey #jrwi watergun

[carrotkicks]

I am literally never shutting up about dad figure Murase. He literally wants Chuuya to be a normal kid, I think he'd keep Chuuya far away from her asshole uncle if N does survive.

yeahh you're so right. Murase was literally the only person in chuuya's life who genuinely wanted him to have a life without being exploited or anything, he'd be disgusted by what his brother has been up.

in anycase the most likely winner would be fukuzawa just by virtue of most of her friends being the ADA, and fukuzawa having the higher up connections with Taneda and the Special Division who could probably be able to prevent the lab from getting their hands back on her. But chuuya would reverse adopt Murase anyways.

#maybe they have shared custody. #maybe fukuzawa and murase should get married. #old men yaoi should win 👍 #ask

[muxas-world]

Who wants the italian men impregnet more valentino or charles leclerc? (Btw if i was a long death vale fan ksmy for comparing thid two as icons love charl but he does not have the cv and cache that vale has)

#9 championship vs 5 wins por old men this has to hurt #valentino rossi #charles leclerc #f1 #motogp

[waugh-bao]

#damn Keith you’d better watch out #Fran’s about to steal your wife #(understandable) #the rolling stones #keith richards #old married band #patti hansen #fran lebowitz #also just realized Fran and a have almost the same glasses #Armani men’s frames for the win I guess

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Whatever you say about the X-men movies I will always respect James Mcavoy's acting choices as professor X

(look, Sir Patrick Stewart will always be iconic and James clearly had big shoes to fill) I just love how he took one look at this wise, powerful and well loved character and said fuck it I’m playing him young so I’m going to do what I want, and he was so right for that

case in point

In First Class Charles was a drunk, egoistic, nerdy and obnoxious yet charming trust fund kid who was not above cheap telepathy tricks to get a date

In DOFP he was a drug addict and a complete asshole, who only gave a shit about where he could get his next hit

In apocalypse I think he just went fuck this, I’m just going to be that hot, DILF English lit teacher who all the nerds and gays imprint and crush on

In dark phoenix (yeah me neither) he was literally said "Charles is a rich, manipulative, power hungry bastard who masquerades as a kind soul"

He also made Charles at least 75% gayer (if that's even possible)

#charles xavier #sir patrick stewart #james mcavoy #the contrast is sending me #i fucking love his interpretation #that man really had the most fun playing charles didn't he #it is also how the character was written #and the script #but he did say he wanted to make prof x different from what we know him to be #as in show more of his flaws because he played him before he was old and wise #and he described charles in dark phoenix as a politician #proffesor x #xmen #x men movies #xmen first class #dark phoenix #xmen days of future past #xmen apocalypse #those xmen movies are a mixed bag really #morally grey professor x for the win

[seaofadventure]

as someone who's been thinking ab garp for over a year the OPLA is such a moment of vindication fr like?? first off, incredible casting, but also just the whole.        how duties as a marine conflicts with morals but that it’s worth following your own code of justice        and his love and fear for his family that stems a lot from having Some kind of relationship with Roger      like?? Was genuinely surprised when they outright said that Garp wanted Luffy to stop because he reminded him so much of Roger but like Yeah and just—

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #opla spoilers #monkey d garp #i need to. i need to write out analysis ab this old fucked up man fr #going to be real the amount of garp stuff and how well they did his character rly caught me off guard but i win. as a treat #fdslkjlsd #head in hands #<- they need to explain their thoughts so badly but they are so bad at explaining things #why explain things when you can write 2k of men kissing in a fervor after watching the la <- roger sorry zeff #i need. i need to. i need to learn how to be normal on main (keeps rambling all their thoughts on other blogs but wants to talk #ab things to public also) #sighs