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is it too much to ask for scar to kneel at grian’s feet and kiss his knuckles? ease the sword into grian’s palm and bend his head to give grian a clear view of his neck? place his life and death in grian’s hands over and over again?
MC: How do I deal with my enemies?
Sebastian: Kill them
MC: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Sebastian: Kill them only a little?
Whumper who has both the resources and complete lack of recognition for personhood to see cities like shopping centers.
Feeling like a 5-star meal? Have one of their lackeys “pick up” a chef. Who cares what they were doing, who cares where they were going - whumper wants that meal.
Want a massage? Grab a masseuse.
Heard a moving cover from a local singer? Take them with you to perform at your next dinner party.
And who knows when Whumper might want it again so why let them just leave after?
Soon enough whumper has this small community, this entire solar system of professionals and craftspeople and others that orbit completely around Whumper’s whims.
Okay so let me at least explain what would make this series different from the others I am currently writing:
My other stories involve a loving couple and *gasp* an unplanned pregnancy! We'll face it together!! And all that predictable drama lol
In this, MC and Mephisto won't be dating at all. In fact, they swear up and down that they hate each other.
However, a baby is still in the mix.
I'm basically gonna play off that smut trope of heats. Not a smut writer obviously, so this would just be mentioned to have happened in the past.
Most demons have methods to cope through their heats, but Mephisto is a dumbass who tries to work through it and still attends to his responsibilities; even Lucifer isn't this stupid.
MC, who doesn't actually hate him, but is constantly frustrated with him, argues with him about it, eventually leading him to begging her for help with his...'issue'.
She does, but only for Mephisto to avoid her like the plague after that.
Eventually she discovers she's pregnant and honestly becomes greatful that Barney Reject™️ is avoiding her so she can have time to think.
MC's not just worried about her life and her baby, but also how Lucifer will react.
On Mephisto's end, he'd had have to deal with the reactions of his incredibly strict and traditional parents, who would be angry at him for knocking up a person at all, but specifically a 'lowly' human. Oh devil, he's in for.
Mephisto will want to care for her and take responsibility while MC has those who care for her in her ear saying that he could never truly care for her
While Mephisto himself has his parents in his ear demanding he pay her off and forget about her and the child.
It would a story about two very different people from different worlds (not just different realms but also different social classes) coming together and growing to understand each other for the sake of their child despite everyone around them speaking as if they know what's best for them.
I love how even an MC with zero info on Camel Lot but is a cuckoolander can pick up it’s probably an insult when Merlin and Adrian go “hold up. That might actually fit” if you randomly claim to be Percival.
Hmm… have you just been typecast? Blathering blatherskite!