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balloondelivery26 · 3 months
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lingering-42-long · 1 year
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141 + extra Mother’s Day head cannons
A short little Head cannons for all of our favorite boys expressing their love to there girls who are mothers.
COD x Female Character
Warnings: none, fluff, adorable daddies.
Captain John Price
• he wakes you up with a kiss on the forehead and a coffee in hand.
• The little ones are still asleep and he just wants to spend time with the mother of his children.
• when your daughters and son decide that it’s time to get up, they are running around handing you flowers and cards and balloons with the words “Happy Mother’s Day” written on them.
• John is making you breakfast with the girls attempting to help and your son sitting on the counter coloring.
• every year he plans to take you out to a nice restaurant and you to go to watch a play at the local theater
• He gives you lots of kisses and tells you how amazing a mother you are.
• He gives you a spa treatment to use whenever you need and puts a crap ton of money on it as well as also giving you a Starbucks gift card with $100 on it knowing your coffee obsession.
Lieutenant Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley
• you’re a mother to be and about eight months pregnant with your first born son.
• because of the trauma Simon had to go through all those years ago he never really understood what Mother’s Day was and so didn’t think much of it when it was coming around.
• after hearing what some of his friends were doing for their wives he thought it would be best to do some thing for you in a similar fashion.
• he doesn’t necessarily want to go out and do anything too extravagant. He doesn’t see the need to.
• but he understands that you are carrying his child his first born, his son so he feels very obligated and very protective of you.
• he buys you your favorite flowers and does a huge amount of online shopping for things for you and for the baby.
• One might think that just because he has no clue about Mother’s Day that he would be a horrible gift giver when that is simply not true. Simon is trained to study all the little details in life and so he knows exactly what your favorite things are right down to the exact color shade and style.
• this man has read so many parent books he knows exactly what his child needs well before the due date and advise you whatever you could possibly need to make your pregnancy as smooth as possible.
• he will take you to your favorite place at the park where you two can have a quiet lunch together.
• it may not be much but it’s the thought that counts. He’s not a emotionally opened person but for you he is trying so hard to make sure that you know how much he loves and appreciates you.
Sergeant Johnny ‘Soap’ MacTavish
• your son was the first one to wake you both up as he was screaming on the top of his lungs saying happy Mother’s Day.
• Johnny just laughs and gives you a kiss, wishing you also a happy Mother’s Day before getting jumped on by his son desperately trying to wake up his parents so he could have breakfast, and show you his artwork that he had been working on for you.
• he bought you a really pretty and expensive pair of earrings and matching necklace. Don’t ask him how much it was.
• Johnny asks his parents if they could watch his son for the day as he takes you out for a couples massage and goes thrift shopping with you.
• this is a fun hobby that you guys have and enjoy doing.
• sometime during dinner at a simple bistro that you guys like to go to, he whispers into your ear about growing the family.
• let’s just say baby number two is on its way
Sargent Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
• he is very new at being a father only having two months with his newborn daughter.
• like Simon, he doesn’t know what to do for you for Mother’s Day so he calls his mom for help.
• She suggests that he do some thing for you or give something to you to make her feel special.
• he decides that he would watch the baby for the day while you go get your hair done your fingernails done and get a massage as well as give you some money to go buy some clothes and to hang out with your girlfriends.
• he’s not the best cook so he decides to order takeout for you both at one of your favorite pizza restaurants.
• when you get back home he sets the table up real nicely and make sure to get you some really pretty flowers and your favorite chocolate from the store.
• he also orders your favorite wine.
• Once your baby girl has fallen asleep, you both decide to watch a cheesy Romcom.
• it’s really simple but it’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift you could ever ask for.
Commander Alejandro Vargas
• this man is already making you breakfast for the day. His two older children have gone to hang out at one of their friends places while the youngest, a three-year-old, was in her highchair eating breakfast.
• he brings the food to you as you’re just waking up.
• Like Johnny, he bought you a beautiful set of earrings and necklace that the kids helped picked out.
• he’s going to take you out to a really nice restaurant and later dancing so he make sure to get you a nice dress that he knows that you would like.
• he buys every single rose from every single flower shop in Las Almes
• giving you neck kisses from behind as you’re getting ready.
•Asked his single brother to watch the baby while the other kids are having a sleep over at their cousins house.
• he spent the whole night pampering you and telling you how much he loves you and thanking you for his children.
• Spent the rest of the night having spicy time on the couch and bedroom.
Sergeant Major Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra
• because your two year-old son has a severe infection and is in the hospital, you both decide not to do some thing extravagant since most of your money is going towards taking care of the little one.
• with that being said, that doesn’t mean that he isn’t going to try for you.
• he is a simple man but he does what he can for you to make you happy.
• for some odd reason all of the roses in Las Almes are all sold out, so he buys a really nice mixed bouquet that he knows that you like.
• he also gives you a simple gift card to your favorite coffee shop with a cute card to go with it.
• you order takeout and have it delivered to the hospital, where you guys are at making sure that your son is ok.
• even though it’s not the Best Mother’s Day, you too are just happy to be together with your son.
König
• he always thinks really hard about what you would like for Mother’s Day.
• he’s not a social butterfly but he’ll make an exception for you. So if you want to go out to a restaurant he will do that for you.
• this man is just happy that he was able to find someone that loves him, and has given him two beautiful twin girls and one sweet boy.
• you too decide to do some thing super easy with the kids and take them to a park in his hometown in Austria.
• he looks like he’s on the verge of tears because of how happy you have made him.
• he gets overwhelmed easily with emotion.
• after going to the park he cooks you all a really good meal and the girls help him.
•After dinner, the both of you Play board games with the girls as your son is asleep in his bassinet.
• makes some hot chocolate for everyone.
• when the girls go to sleep, he pulls out a book that he wants to read with you.
• you two fall asleep in each others arms.
Alex Keller
• this dude is a Golden retriever when it comes to love. He gets so excited when he gets to spend Mother’s Day with you and his newborn son.
• since you just had the baby you’re still in the hospital, and he makes sure to take care of all your needs while you get pampered by him. He buys you a really cute t-shirt with the words ‘mamma bear’ on it.
• he gets you sushi from your favorite Japanese restaurant.
• plays card games with you and lets you win.
• watches TV with you in the hospital room while holding your hand and telling you how proud he is and he hopes to grow the family more in the future.
Philip Graves
• is a southern boy so his mama always taught him how to treat a lady.
• Think 1940s gentleman
• most people think he would have a son but he has a little girl instead.
• is a super proud daddy of his baby girl and even more proud of his wife.
• unfortunately for this Mother’s Day, he’s away with the shadow company in Mexico so he’s unable to spend Mother’s Day with you.
• he does send you a text letting you know how much he misses you and to have a amazing Mother’s Day.
• he sends you $1000 to go spend on whatever you want for your day since he knows that he won’t be able to splurge on you like he usually does.
• he cannot wait to get back home to you and his little girl.
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mikkomacko · 1 year
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Nico Hischier x Reader
Summary: Nico's balancing the playoffs and his pregnant wife who's due any day now.
A/n: This one got away from me and is now way longer than I intended. But it's so cute so I hope you all love it.
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Typically, you're a very calm and easy going person. You don't go out of your way to make life difficult or feel the need to voice your every thought and opinion. Not that there's anything wrong with it, it's just not who you are.
Which is why you went along with the rule Nico had established after the regular season closed out. Your due date was growing closer and closer, a month turned to 3 weeks, and then 2 weeks, and then Nico was pulling his hair out trying to keep calm. He was about to captain his way through the post season for the first time all while trying to be a father for the first time?
At the recommendation of your doctor (and some online advice), Nico had kindly begged you to stay home for the playoff games in New Jersey. He didn't want you in such a wild and stressful environment, didn't want to risk you being around a crowd of fans that have been deprived of playoff hockey for years. It's their first season back in the post season after the rebuild, he'd told you, and he didn't know what to expect. The last thing he wanted to worry about was you and the baby somewhere in the stands while he was on the ice. Especially for a rivalry round against the Rangers. Things get out of control, he also said, what if something happened to you?
So you agreed. You spent the entirety of the first round in your apartment, eyes glued to the TV and hands on the overinflated balloon that was your belly as you watched Nico fight to keep his team in. He played well, enough to keep you from going stir crazy in the living room, but you knew he was thinking about you and the baby at home. Those 2 weeks turned to one, and it was evident in his struggle to find the back of the net that Nico was holding that due date on his shoulders, right on top of the weight of a tight series. If you being at home was going to ease that weight somehow, you'd do it.
But when game 7 found its way back to New Jersey, you couldn't do it.
"Nico you can't confine me to our home!" You argue, folding the white onesie in your hands "I'm pregnant, not imprisoned. If I want to be there I get to be there." You stack it in the laundry basket, picking up the next freshly washed and dried one.
He's set aside his iPad where he had been watching film from last night's game, the screen now dark as he turns his attention to you.
"Love," he sighs, running a hand through his overgrown hair "you know how much I want you to be there. I always want you there, but this is a whole different game now. You don't know what the fans are like and I can't just let you walk into somewhere you might not be safe."
Safe. Lately everything has come down to you being safe. It wasn't any concern before now. You'd gone to every Rangers game, every Flyers game, and every high tense game before that. The organization and the fans know you, they respect you because at the end of the night you're the one taking their captain home just to send him back the next morning. You'd never felt unsafe or unwelcomed at the Rock before.
"I'm just as safe there as here," you respond, still plucking your way through the pile of baby clothes "I've been there before, I'm known there. That's my home just as much as it's yours."
Nico sits up from the headboard, pushing his iPad even further away as he too grabs a couple of bibs and socks from the pile of clothes. He's silent for a moment and you look over at him to see that he's simply holding a pair of baby socks in his large hands, lips pursed in thought. You know he's picturing the tiny feet that'll wear those socks, thinking about how they kick at his hands when he holds you and talks too loud, when he presses his own stomach into yours so he can kiss you and the butterflies that rush through your body tickle at the baby too. You know he's worried, it's his thing. He's always footed too much responsibility, even when he doesn't have to.
"I know it is," he looks up at you, brown eyes gentle and warm but tinged with fear "and it'll be her home too. But it's not yet, and it definitely won't feel like home when hundreds of blue shirts pack in there tomorrow night. You know how these games are normally baby, and while our fans take care of you, I can't promise anything else for the others."
He folds the socks together, tossing them towards the basket with a half-hearted flick of his hand. You pick the pair up and set them in with the rest, handing him the little tee-shirt in your hands. Jack had gifted it to you a week after you told the team about the pregnancy.
"Don't you think the captain should have his family there?" You prod, softly as you watch his lips twitch into a smile at the shirt. It's got the smallest little Devils logo on the front, a C stamped on the shoulder and when he flips it over to look at the 13 and name on the back you notice the way his bottom lip rattles with emotion.
"We'll get there early and stay in the box the whole time. The other girls will be there, I'll stay towards the back and I won't leave until you or someone from the team comes to get me afterwards." You promise, and while that may sound a little dramatic, you don't mind. In fact nothing sounds better than sitting in those plush chairs watching him play while the caterers bring you food and drinks. The only time you'll have to put your swollen feet to work is to go to the bathroom.
Nico runs his thumb over the white letters spelling out Baby Hischier, and you know he's given in by the slow flutter of his eyelashes as he blinks, the smallest bit of hesitance as he thinks this might be the wrong decision but what the hell?
He folds the shirt, pushing himself up from the mess of sheets and you bite back a grin as he rounds the bed to you. A smile has fought it's way onto his face, crinkling at his eyes and sinking dimples into his cheeks. God you hope the baby has that smile of his.
You reach out for him, hands finding his chest before running up to wrap around his neck. He grips the sides of your belly, drawing you closer to him until your belly button is brushing against his abdomen.
"You don't go anywhere without security," he murmurs, right hand coming up to push a strand of hair away from your face. "no dropping into the store during intermission because you wanted something last minute for the baby. And absolutely no trash talking. These fans are fist happy and I don't need you pissing them off even if you're just defending me."
You can't help but laugh. It wouldn't be the first time you'd passionately defended him in the crowd or taunted a fan after he's scored. He knows you so well. You'd never do that now, you know to keep a low profile but it's sweet that he thinks he needs to remind you.
"I promise baby," you swear, sealing it with a kiss and he cups your face to bring you in even closer. "I just want to be there for you. We want to be there for you."
His inhale is uneven, a small tremor of fear or maybe anxiety or even excitement. Maybe all three but it does nothing to wipe away the smile on his face and so you kiss him again, laughing when you feel little hands and feet nudging against his palm on your stomach. Nico keeps kissing you, trailing his lips over your cheeks and nose as you giggle again, and he presses his hand even further into your stomach.
"Yes," he huffs playfully, looking down at your belly "you girls won, I know. I'll get used to it."
~
You stayed as low-key as possible. Simple all black clothes, casual and comfy shoes, minimal makeup and tucked your hair up into a Devils hat and hair clip. Nico appreciated it, slipping his bracelets onto your wrists before he left and giving you a kiss after he reminded you of the rules and precautions and emergency numbers for people at the arena.
The other girls had been notified of your playoff debut and swore up and down that they'd have your back, just as you'd always had theirs. You rode in the party bus with them, hands over your belly as you laughed and caught up with everyone. You missed them lately, and a part of you was heartbroken that you didn't get the first full playoff experience with them. Even the jackets, which you'd ordered and distributed to everyone, were a jab in your emotional heart because you didn't think to get yourself one. At the time you knew you'd be staying home for the games and it didn't seem worth it. Seeing it hang in your room knowing you'd never wear it would be just awful so you didn't bother.
A part of you now wishes you had, and you could almost cry about it if you weren't so excited for the game. But when the bus rolled up to the arena and the lights came up, your happiness at being back was nothing compared to the wave of emotion that took over when the girls pulled out a giant gift bag.
It was red and sparkly, your name written on the tag in a very familiar font. You pushed aside the black tissue paper, eyes welling with tears as you pulled out the black leather jacket. The name Nico had given you last summer and his number, surrounded by bright flames. You unfolded the jacket, swiping at the tears on your cheeks while the girls laughed and cheered. A white card had fallen into your lap, the message simple and sweet.
Knew you'd need it eventually
You didn't need a signature to know who gifted you this. The writing itself was clear but the special signature on the sleeve topped with a heart instead of a 13, said it all. Nico only signed with a heart when it was addressed to you. From that first receipt at the bar you met at after he bought your drinks, to the flowers he'd had delivered to you a few weeks ago just because, that same signature always topped it off.
That's what comes to mind when he takes the ice, finding his spot on the blue line for the national anthem and you holler with the rest of the fans, tucked into the jacket he got specifically for you. The Rock is electric, every fan on their feet and every towel in the air. You keep up for as long as you possibly can but your feet quickly grow sore and tired, so you settle into a seat with a plate of food. At least until you get too into the game and jump back up to cheer with the rest of the girls.
Intermission is spent taking pictures for Instagram, showing off the jackets once again and thanking the artist. You answer texts from family and friends wishing you and Nico good luck tonight, letting you know they're tuning in to watch. An ice cream helmet and a churro are delivered to you courtesy of the security guard Nico has requested follow you at all times, and you enjoy the snack for the entirety of the second period.
With the Devils up 2-0 you feel pretty good. Nico was right, you didn't know what a playoff crowd was like and while it's overwhelming, it's also heartwarming. You can't help but think of how happy Nico must be, how much he deserves this. He's done his best all season to carry the weight of being captain of a team that's constantly left behind and forgotten. The Devils are always the underdogs, and at the front of the pack is your boyfriend, trying his best to build them up into contenders. His first point of the night is a step in the right direction, and you hope he's pulling himself out of the rut he's been in. Maybe you're just superstitious but you convince yourself it's because you're at the game.
As the minutes tick by, you grow even more happy about attending tonight's game. If you're lucky it'll even relax Nico into letting you attend round 2, and hopefully more rounds after that. But you're getting ahead of yourself.
In fact, you don't really have time to think about the next round at all because the baby's begun kicking around in your belly. At first you're amused, making a mental note to tell Nico that he's going to have a hard time keeping his daughter from the rink. But as the girls take turns feeling her kick, the sudden sharp pain in your spine and release of pressure between your legs makes you freeze.
The game grows forgotten, the food and laughs and pictures given up on. There's nothing else to think about except the fact that you are going into labor and your husband is unattainable on the ice below you.
~
Nico has just stepped down the tunnel when he's stopped by personnel, not even around the corner and to the locker room yet. Someone's holding a phone out to him, urging him to take it and he feels his heart drop to his stomach. Why are they looking at him like that? With those hesitant smiles and nervous eyes. He knows it's about you, it has to be and the fact that you're not down here yet let's him know something's wrong.
He rips off his helmet, holding the phone up to his ear. "Hello?"
"Hi my love!" You greet, a little breathless but cheerful. Nico doesn't care whose phone he's got, he takes it with him towards the locker room. Why are you calling him?
"Hey darling, what are you doing?" He ignores the other boys, sitting down in his locker and untying his skates. You're not giving him any reason to be nervous but he has a feeling he should be. "Are you down here yet?"
He can hear someone else talking with you, their voice muddled through the phone but he imagines it's one of the girls. "No I'm not going down to the locker room." You carefully say "I actually already left the arena."
It's then that he recognizes the sound of a car radio and the rumble of the highway. He can feel the others looking at him, wondering why he's on the phone and already stripping out of his gear instead of celebrating with them.
"What do you mean you left?" He asks, toweling through his sweaty hair. "I told you to come down here."
Someone honks on the other line. "I know I know, but I need you to stay calm when I say this Nico."
He freezes, heart pounding in his chest but trying his best to not let it rattle in his voice. "What happened? Are you ok?"
By now Jack has picked up on the call, slowly inching towards Nico's stall with questioning eyes. "I'm fine. The baby is fine. We had a great time. So much fun that she kinda decided she wanted to watch it in person."
Nico's head spins. "What? What do you mean?"
"My water broke," you say and Nico's tossing the phone to Jack, ripping off his jersey and pads.
"Ask her how long ago." He instructs, and he hears Jack greet you before asking the question. You must talk to him for a bit because he's mouthing things and holding up fingers as you go. Nico continues to tear through his gear, half-heartedly wiping sweat off as he goes so he can get dressed.
"Five minutes left in the third," Jack recites back to him. "She took the bus here with the girls so Clare is driving her and they're about 2 minutes from the hospital."
Nico tugs on a pair of shorts and shoves his feet into the sneakers he left in his locker this morning. "She's asking that you please shower before coming here because she knows you smell awful."
He wants to laugh, knows she's teasing him to try and calm him down. It doesn't work. All he can think about is how you're in labor, that your water broke and he wasn't there to help you to the car or drive you to the hospital. He throws on a shirt, taking the phone back from Jack.
"Already dressed, I'm not showering." He's shoving things into his duffle, unsure of what he even needs or should take with him. He at least has the right sense to grab deodorant and cologne from his stall.
"Nico it's not that bad yet." You say on the other end of the phone. "Really you have the time to shower and do media-"
"Media?" He interrupts, "You're not fucking serious? I'm going to the hospital so I can be with you, not talking to the press."
He digs his keys and phone out of the side pocket of his bag, tossing it over his shoulder. He's still got the phone to his ear when he turns back to Jack. "You're on media tonight. Don't say a word about this and call me afterwards."
Jack salutes him, eyes shiny and smile wide. It's then that Nico realizes the whole room is watching him excitedly. Biting back a laugh he address you again.
"I'll be there in 5 minutes. Text me if you get into a room ok?"
"Ok Nico."
"I'll see you soon love," he says quietly, wanting to keep the sweet moment between you two. You return the sentiment, wincing slightly afterwards and he knows you're starting to feel those contractions.
"Hey," he calls before you can hang up. "Don't have that baby until I'm there."
"You got it Cap."
He hangs up, not knowing what to do with the random phone he's been given until the employee that handed it to him is shoving into the room. He quickly gives it back, double checking his pockets for everything just as reporters begin to pour into the room.
"Well boys," he finally addresses the team, looking around at their expectant faces. "We fought hard, we came out on top. And we can do it again later but for now..." Jack has found his way to Nico's side, gripping his shoulder and shaking him excitedly. "I gotta go have a baby."
Hoots and hollers bust out, Jack kisses his cheek and shoves him towards the door. He receives more taps and shoves as he goes, everyone wishing him luck as he prepares for the biggest moment of his life.
~
Nico's fully aware that he looks like a mess. Disheveled, sweaty, gnawing at his bottom lip as he rushes into the labor and delivery lobby. A man in scrubs spots him before he can reach the counter, obviously recognizing him.
"Hischier?" He asks anyway and Nico nods, unsure if he answers around the trembles of his breath. "Right this way, don't worry you haven't missed a thing."
That eases him a bit, enough that he's not breathing down the man's back as they disappear down a long hallway, one left turn, two right turns. Nico finds the room number you'd given him earlier immediately, almost shoving the man out of the way to get to the door. He thinks he apologizes or maybe says excuse me but the only thing running through his mind is seeing you, being there with you.
You're pacing the room when he walks in, one hand on your lower back and the other rubbing circles over your belly. Clare is standing by the side of the bed, watching you like a hawk and Nico feels better knowing she was there. His entrance draws your attention from the TV in the corner of the room, eyes meeting his and your face immediately lights up. He moves to you before you can even take a step towards him, hands reaching up to hold your flush face.
"Why are you up? Are you ok?"
He searches your face, looks for hint of agony or worry but only finds your beautiful eyes and swollen lips. You place a hand over his, laughing softly.
"I'm ok. Still dilating but it feels better to walk." You say. "I sit down for big contractions, I promise."
Nico trusts you, backing away to thank Clare for taking care of you while you continue to move about the room. She leaves to go meet Ryan, promising to check in on you in a couple hours before disappearing out of the room. He perches on the end of the bed, watching you on the edge of his seat in case he needs to get up. The TV is showing highlights of the game tonight before cutting to the locker room just in time to see Nico give his goodbye speech to the team.
Eyebrows raised, you look at him expectantly.
"What?" He asks, defensive.
"You most definitely had time to shower." You say, waddling towards him. His hands find your hips, chin tilting up to look at you just in time to see you dramatically scrunch your nose at him.
"Not a good first impression on your daughter Nico, she's going to think you're stinky all the time."
He laughs, reaching up to move a piece of hair that's stuck to the sweat on your neck. "I have clothes in the baby bag, I'll change my love."
The relief he expected to see on your face is instead one of panic. Eyes wide, mouth dropping open and you squeeze his shoulders.
"I forgot the baby bag!" You wail, throwing your head back in frustration. Nico jumps to his feet when your whine turns to a wince, your hand dropping to your stomach. He carefully turns you until you're sitting on the bed instead, one hand crushing his as you breathe through a contraction.
He waits for it to pass before digging his phone out. "It'll be fine, I'll have Jack stop and get it. The car seats already in my car, nursery set up." Nico brushes your hair back in again, inhaling and exhaling calmly with you. "We're ready for this."
You take another deep breath, eyes not leaving his and he's tries his best to look reassuring.
"We're ready," you repeat quietly "we're having a baby and we're ready."
~
Two hours later, after countless swear words over tearful cheeks, her hand squeezing the life out of Nico's, and a little bit of wooziness on his part, Nico's met his daughter.
She's a tiny little thing, only 6 pounds and 9 ounces. Her fingers and toes scrunched, eyes pinched shut under blonde eyebrows but after only a couple cries, she lays on your chest with a smile. And when he leans in to kiss you, blubbering something about how much he loves you and how precious she is, her little nose scrunches in distaste. Maybe he should've showered. It ends up not mattering though because she still recognizes his voice, especially when he says sweet things in German to her, and her little head tilts towards him, hands wiggling around like she's trying to find him.
As soon as she's swaddled he's taking her, cradling her to his chest in the gentlest but safest way he can. Nico's never thought of himself as impossibly strong but she's so light and so small he's afraid of holding her too tight and hurting her.
You watch him fawn over her while you get cleaned up, brushing out your hair and sponging away the sweat and blood and goop. Nico presses his nose to the top of her head, right where little strands of blonde hair have dried, and takes in the smell of her. Her faces scrunches at him again and he wants to go change and wash up so she'll stop looking at him like that but he can't bare to put her down. Even after you've settled back in the bed and the nurses have cleared out, Nico knows you want to hold her but he still takes his sweet time handing her over.
You look so sweet, so motherly when you hold her to your chest and softly stroke over her cheek. His chest alights with warmth, spreading throughout his veins and his eyes sting with happy tears. He wants to remember this forever. He fumbles for his phone, fingers shaky as he snaps a picture of you smiling widely at her. You look up at him, eyes wet with tears but so unfathomably happy and you say, "she has your nose Neeks."
She does, he realizes, taking in the sharpness of it. Your nose doesn't look like that and while his is a bit different after breaking it, hers is so similar to his. And her blonde hair, just like him. Before he'd grown up, he too had pin straight blonde hair. He imagines her with his eyes too, big and brown, seeping off warmth everywhere they look. He thinks she's so beautiful and he hopes she has your smile because that has to be his favorite thing in the world.
Perfect, his baby girl is perfect.
Nico leaves you two alone, fishing out his clothes and the baby wipes from the bag before disappearing into the bathroom. He does his best to wipe down his body with them, wanting to hurry back to his girls but in the end decides he should just rinse off in the shower there. He forgoes the hospital body wash and conditioner, simply washing his matted hair because he wants her to know what he usually smells like, not some cheap unmarked bottle stuff. He should've asked Jack to grab his bathroom stuff but it's too late now.
Toweling off and redressing in sweats and a t-shirt, Nico combs his fingers through his wet hair and let's it air dry. He put on more deodorant, forgetting the cologne because what if she doesn't like it or has some kind of reaction to it? No he'd rather her think he smells bad.
You let him hold her again when he comes back, moving over so he can squish on the bed next to you and this time when he presses her to his chest, she leans into him, lips smacking quietly as she settles in comfortably. He laughs, shaking his head because she's unable to utter a word but he already knows she's got your same little attitude.
"Nurse came by, said the boys are about to break down the doors to get in here." You say quietly. Nico laughs again, decides he should probably go get whoever's gathered out there so he hands her back to you.
"Wait," you stop him before he can get to the door, "hand me the baby bag please."
He fishes it out from the little storage closet, setting it on the end of the bed and helping you dig through it because he knows you're tired and sore. You pull out a little black beanie with a glittery Devils logo on the front, removing the pink one they put on her head and sliding the new one on. Nico tucks everything away again, taking just a second to look at you and her. You beam at him.
"She's very proud of her dad."
Nico kisses you, a real kiss this time instead of those mushy pecks he gave you earlier. Then he presses a flittering kiss to her head, promising to be back soon before he leaves to gather Jack and the others.
The lobby is packed with hockey players, squished onto the couches, hugging their knees on the floor as they chatter quietly. Nico overhears Jack talking about seeing them earlier, poking fun at how nervous Nico looked. He sneaks up behind him, grabs him by the shoulders and Jack jumps, whirling around to look at him. Nico laughs, not even getting a chance to say anything before his friend is jumping at him. He wraps his arms around him, beaming as the others rise to their feet and join in on the hug. They're all shaking him and patting his head.
"How are we feeling captain daddy?" Wood teases, ruffling his hair. Someone pinches his cheek, comments on his puffy eyes and he shrugs it off.
"Feeling like I just had the best night of my life." He admits and they cheer again. Nico gets them all to settle down and split into to two groups. He doesn't want to overwhelm you or the baby and he doubts he can bring in 15 people. The first group calmly follows him through the hall and to the room, all of them growing quite as they lightly tread into the room in a line.
You smile at everyone as they come in, the baby still cradled to your chest and Jesper is the first to tip toe over, a bouquet of balloons and a teddy bear in his hand. He sets them on the tray next to you, looking at Nico nervously.
"You can say hi," Nico chuckles and you motion Jesper closer, instructing him on how to cradle her. She barely fusses as he holds her, eyes widening and he smiles giddily at Nico. Seeing her in his arms draws the others closer and they set up a stack of cards next to the balloons, Timo settling in the chair next to you and asking about how you're doing. Jesper slowly walks down the line, letting everyone look at her.
Dawson gets a glimpse at her before his head shoots up to look at Nico. "She looks just like you!" He exclaims, loud enough that the baby stirs in Jesper's arm and he freezes. Nico laughs, walks over and reaches in to smooth his thumb over her scrunched nose. She settles back down, but Jesper's freaked enough that he eagerly hands her off to a wide eyed Jack.
"Poor kid," Jack teases, "hopefully she gets her mom's personality or she's screwed." But tears have welled in his eyes and he's staring at her so enthralled that Nico knows Jack already loves her. In fact, they're all looking at her like she's made of precious gems.
Trusting them to be careful, Nico takes Timo's seat next to you. You reach out for his hand and he holds between both of his, pressing a kiss to your knuckles.
"You've got a good group there Captain," you say, looking over as Jack shows Woodsy how to hold her head. He grins, unbelievably happy and content in the moment. He hasn't even had a chance to think about the fact that he's moving on to the next round of the playoffs yet. But all that matters right now is his family. He can think about the game later.
"She's already got them whipped into shape." He murmurs, laughing when Woodsy moves a little too fast and she gurgles unhappily, halting him. Dougie scolds him, taking her from his arms with a disappointed shake of his head.
Jack comes over, squishes himself into the chair with Nico even though it means he's sitting half on his lap. You laugh when he wiggles his hand in alongside Nico's, fingers holding both of yours.
"Congrats mom and dad," Jack says, "I've been waiting for a baby sister. All I got was Luke."
"Where is Luke?"
He snickers. "I left him at home."
You gasp but laugh, releasing their hands to shove him. Nico shakes his head, knowing he's going to have to text the younger Hughes brother and let him know he can stop by whenever he wants.
Timo's the last to meet her, blowing little kisses at her and smiling. "Hey little captain," he whispers, just loud enough for Nico to hear. "hope you like it here because you just got stuck with the whole team."
You and Nico look around, notice that everyone is still squished around Timo watching her. They're like moths to a flame following her, inching closer to the bed when Timo hands her to Nico. Jack moves over, perches by your feet so Nico has room to hold her and be close to you.
"You didn't tell us her name," Dougie says, looking between you and Nico. The two of you had been stuck between two different names but now that she's here the decision is clear. Nico was hesitant of it at first, thought it'd be too cliche or something but she's decided for herself.
"It's Jersey," you say with an amused smile. What other name could you give the baby that had done summersaults in your belly during games and decided she wanted to join the world during her father's game and has the whole team smitten with her.
"Jersey Leeds Hischier." Nico adds and the boys all soak it in, tease him a bit for being so sentimental but he doesn't care. This is his home, it's given him everything, and no matter what happens next round or next year or in ten years from now, he wants to remember everything Jersey has given him.
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dirtybitfic · 1 month
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study session
chris sturniolo x fem reader
contains- smutt, spanking,slapping ,degradation , praising, dirty talk, use of names like-slut,daddy , baby and ma
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you were going over to your best friend chris's house for a study session since you both are struggling in music theory and thought it would be easier to study if you quizzed each other.
you just pulled up and made your way to the front door of him and his brothers place and texted him your outside . A minute latter the front door open and chris greets you with a warm smile as you enter and give each other a warm hug.
we're gonna study in my room since nicks trying to get some important work emails done and matt is watching tv in the living room. chris says as he leads you into the kitchen/living room down to his stares that lead to his room. You give nick a small hug from behind him as hes sitting at the kitchen table and he gives you a sweet smile and says hi. Matt gets up and gives you a hug and wishing you both good luck with studying.
Even though matt nick and chris have a great career on YouTube and are making more than enough money that they don't need to take college classes chris had brought up to you that he really wanted to start learning to produce music so you and him agreed to take music production classes online together since you also love music and think it would be fun producing music.
Okay let me start up my computer ad we can start studying the notes we took from last lecture. you say as you sit down on his bed and take out your computer from your bag and starting in them opening up to the notes you took earlier in the week.
okay you want me to quiz you first you ask him as he sits in his gaming chair at his desk and has his notes open on his computer.
sure why not he says as he spins around to face you.
you start quizzing him and he surprisingly gets all but two correct.
okay your turn he says as he faces you and goes to the next part of quiz questions to ask you.
okay go you say waiting for him to start quizzing you .
okay what tempo is house of balloons by the weekend?
ummm shit ... 98...? you say more as a question that answer
nope try again he says smiling at you reassuringly
ummm 80 yeah.. 80 you say more confidently
y/n come on your so close he says in a tone that feels slightly aggressive .
fuck off just tell me and move on to the next question you say with a slight attitude
no im not telling you ... think about it for a second then try again he snaps back. You sigh loudly and think again trying to remember.
okay... 89?
there you go good girl he said proudly smiling you finally got it . You gulp and squeeze your thighs at the way he called you a good girl.
okay what key is just like heaven in?
oh easy A major you say fully confident in your answer.
good job okay next ... what key is Rhiannon in ?
A minor
good okay next one is a bit harder... what is the bpm of A Pale by Rosalia?
shit... 140?
nope try again
150 ?
no ... again
120
no hes starting to get a little annoyed that you guessing at this point.
okay then I don't fucking know you say aggressively getting annoyed that you getting it wrong.
drop the attitude im helping you out getting aggressive with me isn't gonna get you anywhere he says deeply as his eyes darken and narrow.
whatever im tired of this I don't care anymore you say over it .
woooow giving up already so pathetic
fuck YOU chris
you know what... come here he says aggressively motioning you to come to him.
no you say huffing as you roll your eyes and challenge his dark stare.
get the fuck up and come here im not gonna tell you again y/n
you decide to just get up and go to him .
you stand in front of him as he adjusts the way he's sitting and grabs you pulling you over his lap on your stomach . You gasp in shock not expecting him to do that.
c-chris what the fuck
whe're gonna try a new system... you get the answer right you get a reward get it wrong ... you get a punishment
fine whatever you huff in annoyance his hand comes down on your ass cheeks causing you to jump in shock.
drop the fucking attitude. he bites out causing you to drop your head and sigh
okay lets try again what's the bpm of a pale?
ummm... 125 you say waiting for whatever he'll do if you're right or wrong .
he chuckles deeply before his hand comes down harshly on your ass causing you to jolt forward .
Wrong guess again . You can hear the smirk through his tone . He's enjoying this a bit too much .
ughh you groan as you think for a second trying to remember the answer. okay uhmm 123
good see I knew you would get it he says as his hands slips under your skirt and skims over your underwear then slip under them rubbing small circles on your clit. This is so fucking wrong my best friend touching me but I cant help the obvious pool of wetness that forms from his touch . Ive always thought Chris was attractive but I never acted on it wanting to repeat our friends ship and now ruin it over feelings that might not have been reciprocated . You thought as he continued the circles causing you to squirm and softly whine.
okay next one ... how many chords are in the song loser by beck?
oh one you say as your breathing picks up from his adding slightly more pressure to your clit.
correct such a good girl he coos as he slips a finger into you.
mmm you whine as he curls it hitting the right spot .
okay next ... what were all the instruments used in bittersweet symphony ? he adds another finger causing you to gasp .
u-um strings f-fuck ... guitar... mm percussion and uh-m vocals you were half moaning as you answered the question.
good girl doing so good he says in a raspy voice that has you pulsing around his fingers.
is t-that the last one you ask trying not to let out moans .
nope three more he curls his fingers hitting the spongy spot that has your legs shaking and pressure building.
okay what is the bpm oof falling in love by cigarettes after sex
his fingers move faster and you can hear the squelching sounds and the pressure built up and you knew you were close.
f-fuck i... 141 its 141 j-jesus christ you moaned out .
mmm such a smart girl aren't you he says in a sickly sweet voice that brings you even closer to the edge .
mmm you whine as you try and keep yourself from finishing.
okay next how many chords are in everlong?
ummm 10 you whine as you're squeezing his fingers so tightly your legs are shaking and your breathing is erratic.
mmm almost as close your were to cumming all over my fingers what a shame he says pulling them out and slapping your ass harshly .
you whine at the loss of his fingers and your orgasm withering away.
okay is it ... 11
yes it is . Now last one . What key is somebody told me by the killers in?
b minor
yes good job see that wasn't so bad was it he says as he rubs your back then moves his hand to your hair . He pulls it up and makes you look at him.
n-no it wasn't that bad
mmm I think you deserve a reward for how good you did . don't you?
y-yes you say as he lets go of your hair.
stand up and go lay on the bed he says in a deep tone that has you clenching around nothing.
you get off of his lap and go to the bed laying down and watch as he walks over to you slipping off his shirt in the process .
he hovers over you as he pulls you closer by your hips and latches his mouth to your neck sucking and biting leaving bruises all over .
you whine as you grab his hair and he pulls away.
take this off for me he says motioning to the tank top you're wearing .
you pulls it over your head and he watches as your tits fall out and he immediately goes down to lick and suck on your nipples as you moan and squirm under him.
he bites and pulls causing you to gasp at the stinging sensation.
he groans as you pull tightly at his hair and he comes up from your boobs as his hands moves to your skirt sliding it down your legs along with you underwear.
such a pretty girl he says as his eyes move over body taking it all in.
he moves to take his sweatpants off and you watch as they drop and you see his bulge through his boxers. You had seen his bulge in his sweatpants many times so you knew it wasn't small but goddamn he looked huge causing you to gulp.
like what you see ma he says with a condescending smirk.
shut up you say looking away a bit embarrassed he caught you staring
he grabs you by your throat making you look up at him.
no need to be embarrassed sweetheart he says causing you to squeeze your thighs around his waist .
you watch him as he lines his tip with your dripping entrance.
ready ma he asks as he slides his tip through your folds.
you nod your head and he shakes his grabbing your face with his free hand. use you're words his tone deep and laced with lust.
yes ... please chris you whine as you look up at him as a smirk forms on his face and he starts sliding in. He groans as you hiss at the stretch of him. You have no idea how much of him is in but the burn is almost too much to handle.
so fucking tight he groans as you gasp
ow fuck chris you cry out in pain.
I know baby I know he whispers as he stops moving and giving you a second to breathe
you okay he asks as he watches your face contort in discomfort.
you take a moment to breathe before you answer.
mhm j-just go slow
he starts moving again sliding in deeper he stops again to let you breathe and adjust .
just go all the way in you whine in pain as he looks down at you .
you sure he asks looking into your eyes.
y-yeah
he thrusts all the way in making you scream.
JESUS CHR- your cut off by his hand over your mouth and he shushes you.
I know it hurts baby but matt and nick are upstairs you gotta be quiet
you whine into his hand as your breathing hard and shifting uncomfortably under him.
he takes his hand off your mouth so you can speak .
y-you can move just don't go to hard you say and he starts thrusting in slowly . The stretching pain slowly goes away as he slowly thrusts in .
fuck you're so fucking wet he groans as his hips snap into your thighs and you're trying to hold in your moans but fail.
f-fuck oh my god chris you moan as he thrusts a little faster
he keep his thrusts controlled still at a slow pace waiting for you to tell him he can go harder. He's holding back not wanting to hurt you .
fuck chris be rough please you moan now in full pleasure.
you sure sweetheart I don't know if we have the same idea of rough he groans out still holding himself back.
Chris isn't one to go easy on anyone he is rough and some people he's been with in the past haven't been able to handle it and he doesn't want to do that to you.
Chris please slap me choke me I don't care be as rough as you want I can handle it
his eyes darken as a smirk comes to his face and he leans down to be by your ear.
you're gonna regret saying that ma the second those words leave his mouth he starts pounding into you so hard you scream.
CHRIS JESUS CHRIST you scream as your hand goes to his back raking your nails down his back so hard he growls and grabs you by your neck squeezing harshly.
shut the fuck up before I make you he demands in a deep husky voice that has you clenching around him.
mmm f-fuck your so d-eep you whine out as he continuously pounds into you hitting your g-spot .
yeah you see how fucking deep I am he groans as he watches the bugle in your stomach .
you look down moaning loudly watching the way your stomach bulges with each thrust.
you try and throw your head back in pleasure but he grabs your head by your hair forcing you to watch him bulging inside of you.
mhm keep fucking watching slut he says as you cry out in pleasure as you feel your orgasm building .
f-fuck i'm so close you whine out as he lets out a small chuckle as he lets go of your head and it drops back onto the bed .
he slaps you across the face twice causing you to moan loudly as your legs start shaking.
beg for it ... beg me to let you cum he growls out as he grabs you by your face making you look at him.
f-fuck please please can I cum you cry out as your holding back your orgasm until you get his permission.
mmm I don't know ... beg a little louder show me how much you want it
PLEASE you remember that he's talked about having a daddy kink and you decide nows the best time to let it slide . P-PLEASE DADDY CAN I CUM
he audibly whimpers when you call him daddy and he fucks into you rougher.
yeah you can fucking cum he groans as you let go and shake underneath him as your hearing goes out for a second.
oh my god you gasp as you come down from your high as he continuously pounds into you.
god you look so fucking hot when you cum he groans as he lifts your legs to his shoulder as he pounds deeper into you.
CHRIS AHHH he shoves his fingers in your mouth .
shut. the .fuck.up he thrusts in-between each words.
you know you have to be quiet but he's making it so hard.
he pulls his fingers out of your mouth lightly slapping your face a couple times before he grabs onto your hips thrusting into you so hard no sounds are coming out of your mouth except loud breathing.
look at you ... am I fucking you dumb hmm he says with a smirk as you whine under him .
he drops your legs and flips you over pushing your face into the bed and pulling your hips up as he pounds into from behind as you scream into the bed.
he slaps your ass hard making you moan loudly into the bed.
he continuously pounds into you as his hand continuously comes down harshly on your ass.
your screaming at this point as you reach back stopping his hand from coming down anymore as your skin is stinging from where his hand came down in the same spot each time.
he grabs you by your hair bringing you up to his chest
aww what's the matter cant handle it he says in a mocking tone .
if he weren't fucking you dumb you'd slap his across the face for that comment but all you can get out are moans and whines.
so pathetic he says as he drops your head and grabs you arms holding them behind your back with one hand as he uses his free hand to slap your other ass cheek.
mmm chris FUCK IM GONNA CUM you scream as he hits so deeply and roughly in you you're seeing stars.
come on baby cum all over my dick he groans as you let go and your legs give out as you drop down onto the bed legs shaking as you ass presses back into him.
fuck chris I c-cant you cry out as the overstimulation sees in and becomes to much
mmm mm your gonna take it like a good girl until I finish he growls out as he pounds into you as you lift your legs hitting the back of his thighs.
n-no chris I c-cant you cry out as tears fall out of the corners of your eyes.
im so close baby just a little longer he groans as his thrusts get sloppy .
uuuh my god chris please you whine out.
please what baby tell me he groans
please fuck cum in me you moan out
yeah you want me to fill you up ma he whimpers out as you feel his dick pulse inside of you.
please fuck please you whine and he breaks as his cum fills you up and he whimpers loudly in your ear
fuck y/n he groans as his thrusts stop and he slowly pulls out .
he flops down next to you as he pulls you into his chest .
Wow that was…
Really fucking good
You look at his as you both smile and laugh .
You both fall asleep with smiles on your faces
The end 💋
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ebonyslasher · 8 months
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Hey I'm new to these requests so sorry if it's bad. Plus been reading ya stuff and I feel like you are the only one who can do this justice. But for some reason having the slashers react to their s/o having a decrepit version of their fit makes me laugh. Like they seem so excited to show them and it's just.. 👁️👄👁️bad. (Um I do see you're on hiatus so I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or anything.) Also can this be the mask that Michael s/o has plz?
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Hey! Thank you so much for reading my work and sending this in. That mask cracks me up
What the hell you got on?!! Slasher mask reaction:
Michael Myers
You saw that mask at a spirit halloween and had to get it
That specific one in Haddonfield couldn't sell the more accurate, original one anymore....mostly due to combined ptsd lol.
But, this would be great to use to try to get a reaction out of him...maybe a chuckle 🤭
It seems impossible but you were successful a few times, he just has....dark humor.
Knowing him, you had to just go ahead and out the costume on in the parking lot. That nigga be stalkin'.👀
You bust through the door🚪 with the whole fit on, confident as hell
😠Michael strides to the front door, figuring out why you making all that fuckin noise and slammin' doors in HIS house.
Michael sees you. And he stops.
You looking how you looking is looking at Michael and he's looking at you.
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Girl...what the fuck you got on?
Michael knows he don't look like that y/n🫤, you look derpy. He looked intimidating- there's a difference!!!
He starts to walk past, acting unaffected. But, he swiftly pulls that shit off.
You're shocked 😲, he just scalped you! You start giggling.
"Michael that cost money!!!" 😩
Michael thinks, 'You shouldn't care, you were wasting it with this shit anyway.'
Stu +Billy
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Oh, this shit was perfect.
You saw this while browsing on e-bay and thought that Stu and Billy would love this. And you got an old big ass block cordless phone too? Oh baby!✨
You went over their house to spend the night. And of course you hid the costume and mask in the spennanight bag 👜. Y'all were in the middle of the first blunt rotation. You excused your self to the bathroom so you could enact your grand plan.
Taking your personal fat ass weed 🍃pen, you hopped into the bathroom and put the costume on. You also smoked tf up out of the bathroom so you could have some smoke as a background.
Throwing open the door, you jump out and say, "Wassuppppp!!!!"
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They look at you, shocked, before Stu and Billy double over. They are hollering.
Y'all all crying 😂 over the mask. The weed wasn't making things better
Stu and Billy both randomly say WASSUPPP😝 and point at each other as they laugh.
Honestly they love it. and your grand entrance ? Fantastic
Bubba Sawyer
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Listen.... you don't know about putting someone else's skin on your face
If you want to do that, by all means. you strong as fuck. And fit right the fuck in with who you with.
But you find this mask for pretty cheap online, the others were....costly (like $100 + for the good ones, dayum!)
Once it's delivered, you run up into a random room and shut the door. You put it on and look in the mirror as you evaluate the mask.
Man, what the hell were these ears?🙃 It looks like someone tried to make earmuffs but didn't really know what they were.
Also this fucking hair? You looked like a fucked up lunch lady
It's huge asf on your head, balloon 🎈 ass mask. It's lopsided. Looking like you got hit and was turned halfway loose
Bubba comes in and spots you with the mask.
He starts, jumping and clapping❤️❤️. Bubba is bubbling and squealing at how cute you are.
Essentially he's like, "oh baby yay!" He loves it. Bubba doesn't think it looks bad! He's flattered! 🤗
It's like physical thing that represents you truly being a part of the family~
Pinhead
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Well...Pinhead's face isn't a mask. It's his damn face. But it'd be a mask for you!
You gotta show your appreciation to yo mans!!! and mess with his ass. He's dramatically hilarious.
There were, surprisingly, a lot of masks made of Pinhead's face. It was a bit odd, but useful for what you needed. At least you didn't have to make one from scratch. 🤷🏿‍♀️
However, You still wanted to be a little creative. Dip a lil toe into your ✨craft era✨.
So, it was obvious you got one without the pins! Going to the store and seeing to most colorful 🎨 of pins was an automatic yes.
Now, this shit was not easy putting in. Some of them was bent every whichaway, the holes were uneven so some were drooping.🫠
You looked a mess, chile.
"Y/n...what is the meaning of this?" You snicker. "Babe, I'm You!"
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"So, you attempt to mock ME! Blasphemy!"
"Not trying to mock you!! I was making this so I could be like you...and mess with you a little."
"Silly human....tsk tsk. I will have my comeuppance."
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son-of-a-top-gun · 4 months
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Sky's The Limit Part 3
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we're back baby and things are getting spicy (ish)
Warnings: alcohol consumption, mention of strippers/lapdancing, two horny people who desperately need to get off, shameless flirting, Bradley being a babe as usual, continuation of the bob fucks agenda
Sky's The Limit Part 3
Bradley could tell you were starting to get a little down. As one of the only people who actually knew about the book, he was also one of the only people you can tell about how it was really going. You had been giving hints that it was not going well, but after he catches you lying face down in one of the Hard Deck boothes, he decides that’s enough. It was time for you to have a bit of fun, even just for one night.
“Bradley, it wasn’t what it looked like.”
“I know.” He keeps staring ahead, hands still on the wheel. He had offered to give you a lift to his house, where you were supposed to be having a few ‘casual drinks’. You took one look of the bag of balloons and had known exactly what that meant.
“You don’t have to throw me a stupid party.”
“But this isn’t just any party, baby girl. This is a Bradshaw party, which only get offered to the creme de la creme. Besides, you haven’t even been given a proper welcome to San Diego. There’s no way you can stay here one more day without an official welcome.”
You smile at him. Bradley truly was one of the best friends a girl could wish for. Losing his parents only meant he loved people harder and you loved that about him. You couldn’t have imagined anyone more perfect for your sister, you just wanted them to hurry up and realise they were in love with each other so he could legally become part of the family.
“Ugh fine, But you best make -
“Those biscuits you like. Honestly what do you take me for Ladybug? I’ve already got the ingredients in the back.”
You turn around. Of course he did.
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Of course the party is perfect. Bradley had cued all your favourite songs, supplied all your favourite snacks (as well as some supposed San Diego delicacies) and invited all your new pilot friends, who you had really become quite fond of. They’d all been extra nice to you lately, which made you wonder what sort of desperate vibes you were giving off. Even Jake had been less annoying the last week, perhaps sensing your stress, making less sassy comments, leaving you well alone when you were trying to write and even occasionally letting you rant about the inaccessibility of online archives. The most surprising thing was that your favourite coffee had been turning up at the Hard Deck every morning before you arrived with a little ladybug drawn on it, along with anonymous notes that had literary motivational quotes on it. You had initially attributed it to Bradley, but he denied it and no one else at the party would fess up either.
The party is in full swing, and you are a couple of drinks in, starting to feel relaxed for the first time in weeks.  You were listening to Phoenix tell everyone about her new girlfriend, which was nauseatingly adorable. You couldn’t remember the last time you felt like that about someone. The last guy you went on a date with tried to give you his manuscript to read over the minute you said you were a writer, and after that you swore off casual dating. Which was lucky, because it seemed all the men here were Navy men, which you had sworn off a long time ago.
Without thinking, you find yourself scanning the room. 
Everyone is here, except one particular blonde pilot. You don’t know why you are looking for him. It was just wherever the pilots were, so was he. You had to admit, It was sort of odd for him not to be there. You find yourself wondering if he finally got that hot date he seemed to be begging for. From what the other pilots told you, Jake had always been a massive flirt and had been known to get around most of the women of San Diego. You hated that you were thinking about this so much and took another hefty swig of your drink.
“Hope you didn’t miss me, darlin’.” A familiar voice leans into your ear.
You almost leap out of your skin. “Jesus Christ, Bagman you can’t sneak up on people like that! You nearly scared the pants off me.” He looks down on you with that annoying smile of his and you suddenly feel very cold in your little strappy vest top.
He leans down. “Trust me,  don’t need to scare you to get you out of your pants sweetheart.”
You roll your eyes at him and are about to come back with a witty retort when you see out of the corner of your eye Bradley brandishing an empty bottle. He claps his hands and everyone turns around.
“I think it’s time for a game guys.”
“Really Bradley?” You raise an eyebrow. “Spin the bottle?”
“What, are you scared?” Jake immediately chimes in. You shoot him daggers.
“Only of having to touch you.” You smile sweetly at him as he mimes an arrow going through his chest.
“Can it lovebirds!” Bradley announces, rubbing his hands with glee, “We’re not so basic to play Spin the bottle.” Bradley looks at you and grins. You know this means trouble. “It’s time to play Truth or Dare!”
There is a chorus of cheers across the room.
“Bradley, you are in your thirties.” You tut under your breath, but he ignores it.
He spins the bottle first. It lands on Fanboy first, who chooses truth. 
“Which superhero would you bang?” Bradley asks
“It’s got to be Catwoman right?” Jake is indignant.
Fanboy takes a moment to really think it through, “I dunno, I like to think about what Wonder Woman could do. The lasso could come in handy. What about you guys?”
“I like Batgirl.” Bob offers.
Coyote suggests “Mystique, you know, for roleplaying. It’s basically like having infinite wishes. Also love me a bad girl.” Payback sagely nods.
“How much have you guys all been thinking about this?” You turn to Natasha, who shrugs.
“Jean Grey does it for me.” This made sense, having seen the pictures of her new ginger girlfriend.
They spin the bottle again, this time landing on Bob. He says Truth and you can see Jake already brewing the question, so you jump in.
“How many hookups have you had in the last year?”
“That’s not fair, I was going to ask!”
“Quit your whining.” You turn to Bob, whose cheeks have tinged pink. “Go on.”
“Oh, er, I don’t know, maybe” He starts counting in his head. “Twenty, twenty-five” He looks up. “Are we counting repeat incidents?”
“As in you had sex with them more than once?”
“Uh, yes, I guess.”
“Sure.”
“Because that would bring it up to sixty, seventy- “ You watch as everyone’s jaws go slack. 
“Are you joking?” Jake is stunned. Bradley turns his head. “How?”
“I don’t know, I just like helping people, and I tend to run into women who need help with their coffee, or taking things to their car, or need something tall fixing around the house…” As Bob rambles, it’s cute to see how unaware he is. You lock eyes with Jake, raising your eyebrows to say I told you. Bob fucks.
Third time around, the bottle lands on you. 
“Truth.”
“Oh come on, not everyone can say truth or we are all going to die of boredom.” Jake folds his arms.
“Firstly, I don’t think Bob’s truth was boring at all. In fact I found it very interesting.” You say, throwing a wink to Bob. “But fine, have it your way. Dare.”
This time, Reuben, who has been very quiet, pops up. 
“You have to give Jake a lapdance.”
“What the hell Javy? I thought we were friends.” He shrugs. 
“Just for one minute.
“No way.”
“Hey, I wouldn’t worry too much about it.” Jake sits back.
“What the hell is that supposed to mean Bagman?” There is a chorus of oos from around the room.
“Nothing, it means nothing!” 
“I get it that I’m not your usual type Seresin, but you think you wouldn’t enjoy it?”
“No, just… I mean you seem like the sort who would hate strip clubs.”
You go to speak but bite your tongue.
What Jake didn’t know was that for your last book you had a whole plot involving strippers which meant you spent several days with dancers researching their life. One of them, Brandy, became one of your best friends in New York and had given you many a lesson in lapdancing (to make your writing accurate, of course). But you figured this was a fact best left unsaid. Besides, this was a rare chance to get Jake to eat some humble pie.
“Yeah…But a dare is a dare. Javy…put on Pony.”
You were grateful that the hot weather had meant you had put on a vest and a fairly cute pair of daisy dukes. If you had been wearing a dress there was no way this would be happening. You make a show of stretching while they set the room up, Jake sat on a chair on the middle. You wink at him as you bend over and you see him flush just a little. 
Javy gives the signal for the music. You are kneeling on the floor in front of Jake,.
“Hope you’re ready to have your world rocked Bagman. Bradley, look away.”
“Yes ma’am.” Bradley, seeing you as his honorary younger sister, did what he was told. “You took a deep breath and then a large swig of whisky.
You sat on your knees and let your hair down, slowing rolling your neck as the music starts to play. You try to ignore the hand shaking and slowly look up towards Jake. You expected him to be smug but he’s looking at you with such a look of confusion and pity that you suddenly realise. He genuinely doesn’t think you can do it.  You are suddenly filled with a devilish combination of spite and rage and power. You close your eyes, slowly rolling your body and feeling all the way up yourself, grinding up on some imaginary guy until you flash your eyes open and send him one cautionary wink before slowly licking your fingers. 
You crawl towards Jake and push his knees apart, slowly rising up between them. It’s a good thing he’s wearing shorts right now, his thighs exposed, so you can feel how his skin burns under yours. The look of pity has turned into something else, both fear and astonishment and something darker, but you have no time for this. Your nails dig slightly into his flesh as you rise up slowly between his legs until you are eye to eye. You slowly wrap your legs to the outside of his thighs and slowly start grinding down on his crotch until. 
Oh. 
At least Jake’s arrogance was starting to make sense if all of what you were feeling was true. With this realisation you look up and lock eyes. Jake’s look burns through you like he could devour you whole and you feel him grip onto your thigh, just a little squeeze, and then you suddenly have a terrible physical urge between your legs, when the music suddenly stops.
“That’s one minute!” Reuben calls out. For a moment, neither of the two of you move.
“Guys? You can get off each other you know?” Phoenix interjects. You both leap away from each other. “Although I should say that was phenomenal.” You croak out a thanks before heading to the kitchen.
What the hell was that? You wonder as you pour yourself a glass of water. I guess it really had been a while. Your heart is racing and you steady yourself against the counter, closing your eyes.
“What the hell are they teaching you on that pHD of yours?” Your eyes open to see Jake standing in the door with his arm leaning against the frame. He must know how his arm looks when he does that. You hate how much you like it.
You take a moment and reassume your confidence, laughing a little. “Oh that? Just a little something I picked up back in New York.”
He walks towards you until he’s right next to you on the counter before leaning in. You can feel his hot breath in your ear. “I knew there was something fishy about this pHD stuff. And now I know.” Your breath hitches. Surely there was no way he could have figured it out, could he? Your lapdance scene wasn’t that similar in the book. He looks away from you. “I thought you reminded me of someone and now I know it’s JLo in Hustlers.” He looks over you with a slightly more sincere look. “So are you..you know?” He waves his hand. You can’t believe that out of all the things, the subject of strippers would make Jake Seresin awkward.
“And what if I was?”
But much to your surprise, Jake shrugs. “Everyone has to pay their bills somehow.” He turns back towards you.  “It’s just if you’re not, I think you should seriously consider it. I think you would earn a lot of money.”
“Would you come to my club then?” The alcohol is making you overconfident, so you gently stroke your index finger down his chest.
“Baby.” He now leans his arm on the kitchen cabinet behind you. His face is so close, just above you. You could smell his cologne again and you find yourself wishing you could lick it off his neck.  “I would be there every damn day.” You felt a flutter in your stomach. This was dangerous territory, but it was too late. What would it be like to kiss Jake Seresin, you wondered, leaning forward just a little -
“There you are Ladybug!” Bradley’s voice booms and the two of you pull apart once again. “Hangman, I hope you’re not trying to get seconds.”
The two of you return to the party. You don’t see Hangman for the rest of the party except once where you catch eyes across you the room. You smile at him and he smiles back, before you are pulled back into conversation. When you go to find him again, he is gone.  Weird that he left without saying goodbye. 
When you finally get home and get to bed, you find yourself instinctively reaching your hand between your legs when it happens. Who flashes into your head but a certain blond, handsome and potentially well-hung pilot.
You were fucked.
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Just some unfinished thoughts about Beej with a breeding kink. I’m going with two versions: one is Beej breeding you, the other is you breeding him. Reader uses gender neutral pronouns, though in my mind I’m always writing from a transmasc perspective so there will be mentions of y/n using a strap-on (implying y/n has a pussy).
Y/N Breeding Beetlejuice:
- The first time he makes any kind of reference to it is only a week after meeting you - he makes a joke about getting himself knocked up with your kid to baby trap you and force you to marry him. He sucks in a large breath and pushes his stomach out, placing his hands on his rounded belly like he was trying to feel a kick. You laugh it off and pat his ballooned belly as you walk past, making an off-hand comment about how it doesn't work that way, and you miss the way his eyes grow wide at the touch.
- Sometimes after a long day out in the world of the living, coming home to Beetlejuice and his chaos is... a lot, to put it kindly. One way you’ve learned to keep him quiet and contained is to pound him into the mattress, leaving him to claw and bite at the bedding beneath him as you work off his excessive energy. Normally he’s got a smart mouth, but whenever you take control like this he becomes a whimpering and howling mess. It was during one of these times that he revealed how much he liked the idea of you breeding him.
He was face down and ass up, your fingers digging into the soft flesh of his hips as you set a brutal pace. You reveled in the sounds he made when he was like this, and you kept egging him on with the filth dripping from your mouth. You’d made some pointed comments about how much he loved taking you, how you wished you could spill inside of him and watch as it dripped out of his used hole. At that, he’d let out a strangled groan and began to come apart around you.
Knowing he had more than one round in him, you’d started to gently tease him about why that had brought him over the edge so quickly - unashamed, he simply replied that the thought of you knocking him up was super hot. You’d laughed, because Beej that’s not possible, but he’d just shrugged and reminded you that kinks and fantasies don’t have to be possible to be fun. After that, you both loved to play out this fantasy.
- After a chance discovery online, you decide to surprise Beej with a new strap-on that can hold and “come” lube. You make sure that you get the package delivered when he’s over at the deetzlands, and hide it for the next time you have an evening together.
You make sure to take your time fingering him open, leaving him pliant and squirming beneath you. You then make sure to show off your new toy, explaining that you’re going to use it to fuck a baby into him, but you don’t tell him about its secret surprise inside. His eyes, already dark, go unnaturally wide, and he nods enthusiastically while grabbing at your hips. You turn him into a drooling mess, fucking him nice and deep until he’s nearing his peak, then you press the release button and let your “seed” flood out. This drives him over the edge, a surprised and very loud cry dragged out of him as he comes in thick ropes across his belly.
Once he’s coherent enough, you show him how the toy works, and you can bet he’ll be begging you to use it regularly ;)
- Normally this type of fantasy is just for fun - it’s hot, and you enjoy yourselves - but on occasion this turns into a way to reassure him that you’re not going anywhere when he has a bad day.
Initially it wasn’t planned - you’d come home to a very melancholy and very purple Beetlejuice, and all he’d wanted was to have you as close to him as possible. When he’d quietly asked you to fuck him, you’d simply grabbed whatever was closest to your harness and started to work him open. When you both realized you’d grabbed your “special” toy you’d moved to grab a different one, but a quick grip of your wrist kept you in place. Understanding what it was he really wanted, you’d happily gone along with the fantasy-slash-comfort sex. You’d whispered promises about staying with him, never specifying anything but letting him live in the fantasy of such a permanent tie between you two.
After that, whenever he would ask you to fuck him during a purple day, you’d offer him the choice of which toy to use. Most of the time he chose one of your normal toys, or he’d leave it up to you, and you’d know that that fantasy wasn’t what he needed right then. If and when he chose the special toy, you’d always be sure to show him exactly how much it meant that he trusted you to do this.
Beetlejuice Breeding Y/N:
- I think the first time you both try out this fantasy, he’d immediately start pressing most of his weight down onto you to keep your body covered beneath his. If you grumble at getting squished, he’d growl out something about trying to keep you safe and away from prying eyes. In the netherworld, there’s very little privacy and very few safe places away from other demons who would want to steal his sweet breather, and as he really gets into the fantasy it’s hard for him to remember that you’re both safely in the living world where there’s no threat of you being stolen from him.
- When he’s done spilling inside you, he’ll stay right there to make sure none of it slips out. Sometimes this means he stays buried inside of you, waiting until he’s hard again to start pumping a second round into you. Other times, he pulls out but keeps a finger at the ready to push anything dripping out back inside you.
This second option takes some getting used to - he’ll leave you laying on your back with your legs spread wide for him to very dutifully watch with unblinking eyes, waiting for any trace of his come to make itself visible. The first few times he does this, you have to cover your incredibly red face with a pillow and squirm trying to stop yourself from pulling your thighs together. You tried to once, because Beej it’s been like 10 minutes, come on, this is getting embarrassing, but he just shoved his hands between your legs and yanked them back apart. After that, he always kept a second pair of hands on the inside of your thighs, his thick fingers gripping the soft flesh as a reminder to keep them open.
- His favorite position when indulging in this fantasy is your general missionary - he’s a sap at heart, and being able to watch you and kiss you and whisper filthy things into your neck is just too good to pass up. He loves feeling your thighs squeeze around him when you’re close to the edge, and it’s more conducive to the aforementioned points about keeping his come inside of you.
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Better than the Fantasy: Chapter Three
 Pairing: Jax Teller x Female OC (AU - Older Man, Younger Woman, College Girl, Secret Identity)
Rating M: (Sexual Content, Violence, Swearing, Mentions of Drugs, Mentions of Alcoholism, Mentions of Marital Issues)
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Synopsis: Freshly exonerated and newly-minted president, Jax feels out of touch with everything around him, and somewhere amid the hullaballoos, he lands himself in an online site, enticed with the company of a masked stranger, who unknowingly had closer ties to the club than both of them could have ever guessed.
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Chapter 3: Lace and String
Observant blue eyes rounded the table, taking in the set of somber faces surrounding it. Gone was the jubilant air that swirled around the clubhouse three nights ago. In its stead was a heavier, despondent mood. The club president didn’t need a mirror; he knew he reflected his brothers’ expressions. He sighed, just before his blues passed a not-so-new addition to the table. There, sandwiched between Happy and Juice, and looking a helluva lot like he’s just brought home the gold was Kip. Yeah, Jax heard he got patched while some of them were in Stockton.
That’s some good news for a change. 
He didn’t know how many church meetings the kid had already been to. Judging by the all-too-pleased smile that certainly looked out of place, Jax guessed not much. Stifling a laugh, he moved on with his scrutiny.
Despite the Antarctic treatment from his girlfriend, Jax slept like a baby Friday night. Thanks to Gemma’s pep talk. Feeling like they were all in need of a much-deserved rest, the prez decided to push church further. Not that he reaped any wins from his own good deed. With Tara very much hung-up on her ice throne the whole weekend, Jax decided to shift his sights back to the club. With each new day, the gears of his brain drove themselves to exhaustion as he struggled to weave the threads of his thoughts into something bigger – clearer. And as each day ended, it took with it a little of the bravado he earned Friday night. So much that when he woke up this morning, that air of confidence swirling within his veins was flatter than a popped balloon.
Fuckin’ hell. What do I bring to the table?
And that was when his hopes started spiraling downhill. Down to the cold tiles of his bathroom. Because what kind of president held his very first church with no agenda?
Jax Fuckin’ Teller it seemed.
Although it wasn’t because he didn’t know what he wanted for the club – that was actually the easiest, simplest part. Going back two years ago, it was still clear as day how he had first brought in talks about the club getting out of guns. Not everyone was swayed with the notion. But their then-VP was confident that eventually, he could get the whole table to his side.
That, however, was before the whole of Charming PD swarmed into their clubhouse like bees to honey and had the half of them cuffed. Now, still reeling with the aftermath, Jax was clueless as a newborn bub. Not only did his plans crash and burn to the ground faster than a Boeing gone defunct, but all avenues in his pocket were already as outdated as Unser.
Then, there was the Cartel and he knew a simple sorry ese wasn’t going to cut it with them.
But even if he didn’t know where to begin this time around and even if his ideas kept going in circles, he owed it to everyone in this room to try. Again, his eyes surveyed the room, this time meeting each of his brothers’ gazes. One by one they tipped their chins in silence. In trust. In blind faith.
And that was the fuel to his fire.
He let out an exhale and straightened in his chair, placing his palms on the table. “First thing I wanna say is congratulations to our brother Half-Sack for gettin’ the patch.”
The entire room erupted in cheers. Tig, Chibs, Kozik, Happy and Juice drummed their right hands on the table, while Bobby just reached over and clapped Kip on the back.
“You’re lucky I wasn’t here, you sorry sack o’shit. I woulda voted no.”
Opie’s shoulders shook as he chuckled, while Jax shook his head in amusement at Tig’s declaration. Ever the sport, Kip just waved him off with his hand.
“A’ight, calm down you animals.” Jax called out. “Now each of us here are all aware of what happened the past two years. We’ve all taken hits, all because of the man who used to sit in this chair.”
And just like that the momentary uplift was sucked out of the room. Inevitably, Jax’s gaze was drawn straight forward. He watched as a dark look shadowed Piney’s face and gave him a nod. Everyone knew he and Gemma swallowed the most bitter pill than the rest of them.
“But I want to thank you all, especially – Opie, Chibs, Happy, Piney and Kozik, for lookin’ after the club.” Another round of cheers echoed. “Before some of us went to Stockton, I told the club we should move outta guns. I still feel the same way and after everything that’s happened, I know this is the best time for SAMCRO to finally act on it. The money is great. But givin’ it a closer look, we barely earn anythin’ and with the cartel loomin’, the threat to us is greater than ever. I want us out of guns and if it was up to me SAMCRO woulda been out of it way before.” He paused, meeting each and every single pair of orbs. He caught Bobby’s smirk of smug approval, Piney’s tip of head and the proud tilt of Opie’s mouth.
“But I am not and will never be Clay. Even if I feel this is what’s best for the club, I will never take your right to vote. If you ask me right now how I’m planning to do that, I’m gonna be honest with ya – I don’t have a fucking clue yet. But just because nuthin’s set in stone yet doesn’t mean it’s not gonna happen. Because I really believe we can move past that. But only…only if you all want that as well.” Jax paused just to let all of that sink in. Seeing some gestures that he was sure were sloping towards the affirmative, he took a little breath then went on.
“We can vote on that later on. Now for the cartel,” Jax shifted, right elbow on the arm of his chair and tipped his chin to the left before resting it on his thumb and forefinger. “Bring us up to speed, VP.”
After taking a drag from his stick, Opie motioned for the lone ashtray from his father who was nearest to it and snuffed the light out. “With half of SAMCRO in Stockton, we were forced to honor the cartel’s demands and hauled their cargo. We always made sure we were in twos. Safer that way. None of us liked it, but –”
“Best way to keep the blood out of Charming.”
Opie nodded an agreement to Bobby.
“With only four of us to mule, they okay’d to just half of what Clay had agreed to.”
“How gracious of ‘em,” Tig muttered sarcastically, drawing grins and chuckles of the same nature from ‘round the table.
“But none us ‘ere privy to that agreement.” Chibs aired what was floating on everyone’s mind.
“Oh, they know that brother, they just don’t give a shit.” Opie huffed.
“Because that’s the point, son. None of us are supposed to know.” Piney pointed out.
“Yeah, we know, Pop.” Opie shifted, turning his attention to the head of the table. “Torres ‘n Parada came by last week, knew you were gettin’ out.
Lighting up his own cigarette, Jax stiffened and his brows furrowed. This was news to him. He puffed, letting the smoke billow out of his mouth. “TM?”
It was Happy who answered. “Cara Cara.”
“Jesus.”
“Yeah. Spooked Lyla and the girls.” Opie shook his head. Displeasure was evident on his face as he recalled witnessing a smug Parada with an arm around his uncomfortable old lady.
“What they say?”
“They wanna talk to you, go back to the original arrangements.”
“They know this is just a temporary thing for us.” Bobby retorted with a slanted brow.
“That’s why they want to speak with the prez, convince him of a more permanent setting.” Opie answered.
“’S not gonna happen.” Jax spoke with finality and an air of authority that could only come from the holder of the gavel. An action that didn’t go unnoticed by the oldest member of the club. Piney smirked in approval.
Jax rubbed his free hand down his face and took a long pull from his stick. His eyes landed at the middle of their table. They remained silent, giving him a needed moment to gather his thoughts. Then with another breath, he focused on his best friend.
“They finally say who helped Clay mule? The load they want, ain’t no way Clay was movin’ alone.”
“Nah.”
“Our guess is Cacuzza. He’s always wanted to venture on narcotics,” Chibs piped in.
“He answered any of our calls?” At the shake of heads, Jax felt a crippling hit. But he shook the tendrils of disappointment that started to weave in his chest. He needed to unravel the truth first before drawing up conclusions. “How ‘bout the Mayans? Heard anythin’ ‘bout them?”
“They’re in Lodi mostly. They’re wantin’ to branch out.”
Jax released a breath of smoke. “Still? So they haven’t yet?”
Opie smirked. “Darby bailed.”
“Alvarez is damn pissed.” Kozik chuckled, contagious to most of them.
Brows deeply furrowed, Jax shifted in his chair, surprised by this turn of events. Around two months ago, word through the grapevine was Darby had partnered with the Mayans. It stirred things up and caused quite the unrest, particularly with the Chinese and the Niners.
In his mind, this latest move didn’t make sense. Even before his latest imprisonment, he recalled how keen Darby was to associate himself with someone or someones who had quite the pull and weight on the streets. Particularly any that could match SAMCRO in either brains or brawn. The way Darby saw it, this was the guaranteed opening for his inky tentacles to coil inside Charming. This reasoning was what led Jax to anticipate the Mayans with no mistake.
So why the hell would Darby turn? Unless…
“Lemme guess, the supplier Darby was supposed to hook ‘em up with was a flake.”
“Aye.”
Jax tilted his head to his SAA. In the dimly lit room, Jax’s eyes glinted and even if he tried, he couldn’t refrain from smirking. A silver lining, if anything. “Good thing we know of a reliable pipeline.”
Chibs stiffened beside him. “Jackie, d’you think that’s a good idea? Mayans have beef with us –”
“Alvarez and Clay had beef. Not the Sons and the Mayans. I think it’s time we reach out to Alvarez, let him know there’s a new regime now.”
“D’you think they’ll meet with us?” Juice asked.
Jax breathed another drag from his stick. “We could always ask Nero to set up the meet.”
“And if he doesn’t agree?”
By the smirk on Tig’s lips, Jax could tell he already knew the answer to his own question. “Then we rope in Gemma.”
“Good luck sayin’ no to the artillery.” Another round of chuckles filled the room at Opie’s statement.
“We could get a feel on where the Mayans land on all these first, then we make the call to the Kings.” Collective nods were directed his way.
“Now before we get to the vote. I need you all to understand, if we do decide to move away from guns, we’re sayin’ goodbye to the club’s bread n’ butter for the past decades and our finances will probably hurt from that. I need you to take that in before we vote. But first, speakin’ of finances, heard our resident weirdo wants to share sumthin’ with the club.” Jax tipped his chin to Kip. Kip stood up and stepped out without question, he was after all, the first one Chucky approached.
Tig rubbed a hand down his face. “Maybe he’s goin’ to tell us he’s part leprechaun.”
Opie brought it to his ear – Chucky wanted to speak to the Club about finances, when he was asked about it however, he said he wanted to wait for the prez and the rest of the club. Jax admittedly had a slew of names reserved for Chucky. But Jax did admire him for his respect for him and the club. The door swung open again, as Kip swept in, followed by Chucky, each of them hauling massive duffle bags.
Jax killed his smoke and looked around. He was met with equally stunned faces. 
Opie stood up, towering over everyone. “What the hell – ”
Zip.
“There are still two bags in my dorm. But each has fifty grand in them, so that’s two hundred in all.”
They were all on their feet even before Chucky finished his explanation. All of them staring at the open bag, with wide disbelieving eyes. Because just as he said, the bag was overflowing with stacks of hundred-dollar bills.
“Jesus, all real,” Bobby passed the wad of cash he fished and inspected. Jax took it with no hesitation and examined it the way Bobby had, Chibs and Tig both curiously looking over his shoulders.
“Yes, it is,” Jax confirmed, awed, passing it to Ope.
“I think you’re wrong, Tig. Chucky’s not part leprechaun. He is THE leprechaun you sonuvabitch! C’mere!” Kozik exclaimed, pulling Chucky into a one-armed hug.
“Hey! Don’t maul him yet. We’re gonna need some answers first.” Jax called out. Kozik immediately let go of Chucky.
“A’ight,” palms on the table, Jax leaned in and eyed Chucky, looking every bit the investigator. “As pleased as I am with cash suddenly sproutin’ in the clubhouse, I need to know where this,” he tilted his head, “came from. And no, I am not buyin’ the leprechaun shit.”
Chucky very visibly gulped and Jax hoped it’s only because of him and the three Reaper kuttes standing closest to their president while they all stared him down, and not because of something else.
“Well, you remember the night Clay left?”
Unintentionally, Jax’s nostrils flared. Of course, he remembered. That was the night leading to the day of their arrest. The night Clay almost, almost got Gemma killed with his bare hands.
“Of course,” Jax replied with venom in his voice. He didn’t mean to. But he understood perfectly why Chucky recoiled a bit at that.
“Hey, don’t worry,” Juice suddenly materialized beside Chucky and drew an arm around him. “We won’t beat you up unless we have to,” Juice grinned.
“That’s…reassuring.”
“What about that night Chucky?” Opie stepped in. He knew he needed to take the reins. Leaving it to Jax might send Chucky straight to a coronary before they could get anything sensible out of him.
“I was in Gemma’s office, finishing an errand for her. I just shut the lights off when I saw her SUV coming back. I assumed it was her, but when I saw Clay got out, I hid. Something didn’t feel right. He went to the garage, came back out with two bags and went inside again for the other two. He just finished loading everything when Gemma arrived.”
Jax straightened up, arms crossed and teeth clenched. He knew what part was coming. He’s heard it many times. Didn’t make it any easier.
They were all supposed to be out for a gun delivery. Clay, claiming his hands made it difficult to ride, said he couldn’t make the four-hour travel. No alarm bells were triggered as he stayed back, they knew his hands had been acting up as of late and Jax easily stepped in as acting president. The cortisone was barely doing anything anymore – at least that was what he said. Unknown to them, he set out for a meet of his own. Borrowed Gemma’s SUV, on the ruse of dropping by Unser’s office.
It took them a couple of days after that to get the truth ironed out. But Gemma was ahead of them. Although her theory was off some points, still she figured out something was amiss before anyone else did. Turned out, he had been borrowing her vehicles quite some time already and her assumption was a mistress. She placed a tracker in all her wheels, and that night, Gemma thought was the perfect timing to confront him, with the sons out and Piney helping Lyla watch over the kids – no blood will be shed.
“They were busy fighting and the trunk was still open, so I took a peek in the bags. With all of you away, I knew it wasn’t club business. And when I found out it was real money, I moved fast, grabbed them and emptied them in the garage.”
“And Clay didn’t notice that the load was much lighter?” Piney asked, unconvinced.
“He didn’t check it again. And…it actually might have been a little heavier. I replaced it with some tools and bike parts –”
“The missing supplies!” Kip exclaimed.
Jax pictured it. He remembered Sack going on about some supplies TM ordered a week prior to that, that had suddenly vanished into thin air. But with Gemma unconscious in the hospital bed and Clay suspiciously MIA – that had been the least of his worries, even more so when David Hale dropped by with his minions, a warrant on hand.
“And Clay never saw you?” Opie pushed, still quite unsold on the idea.
“Well, he was,” his eyes darted to Jax quickly then back to Opie, “busy.”
Jax snarled, making Chucky flinch. “You mean to tell me, that not only did you have this cash lyin’ ‘round for two years, but you also let Clay pound my mom’s face as distraction?”
“Look, Jax, what was I supposed to do? I can’t throw a punch like you guys. If I interfered, I would have been worse off than Gemma. I just thought I could retaliate in a more effective way. Y’know absolute advantage.”
Put like that, Jax did see from his perspective. While not stock thin as Rat, Clay would have definitely snapped him like a toothpick. Besides, what best way to hurt Clay the most than to take what he worked hard for, right under his very nose. He just wished he witnessed Clay’s face when the rug under his feet was pulled.
“Does make sense,” Bobby echoed Jax’s thoughts, then added, “but why are you only telling us now?”
“I did want to tell the club the next day. But – ” Chucky tipped his head side-to-side, reminding Jax of an upside-down pendulum.
“Yeah we get it – ” Jax replied
Chucky nodded, “Then when you guys got framed, I guessed that was cartel money. So, I hid it and decided to show it at a safer time.
“Where yeh hide it?”
“Ah, I may have asked Unser to hold on to it. Said it was a Club favor.”
Again, Jax’s eyebrows jumped. There were whistles – Juice, Opie and Chibs, while Tig slowly shook his head in time with his hands clapping. Chucky smiled and gave out a breath of relief. He knew he was off the hook.
“Chucky, you are turnin’ me on right now.”
This time, it was Chucky’s eyebrows that went through the roof. “I don’t accept that.” He said with a shake of his head.
“Oi, don’t scare ‘im off.”
“What?” Tig asked Chibs with his palms open. “It’s not like I’m not gonna use some lube and I’mma make sure he gets off too.”
Chucky cringed “I still don’t accept that”.
Tig opened his mouth but Jax cut him off easily, with a finger pointed his way. “Knock it off Tiggy. Go rub one out and stop traumatizin’ people.”
“As for you,” Jax went to Chucky and laid his hands on his shoulders. He tipped his chin, “Go tell my mom we’re givin’ you a raise.”
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When her eyes crossed while going over one line of the purchase order she was currently reviewing, Gemma knew it was time to call it a day. She dropped the document on her desk, pursing her lips. Despite TM being open all days of the week, Gemma still found truth to Monday being the shittiest.
Gemma removed her glasses and massaged her eyes with the heel of her palms. Fuckin’ piece of shit lighting.
Well, totally her fault for putting it off. Definitely need to have it replaced. She stood up and stretched. Her back echoed with a series of cracks. And this shit of a chair too.
“Dammit is everythin’ here a piece of crap?” Gemma turned around, taking each item in inventory. It had been a while since she put in more than her usual work hours, and definitely more than a while since she observed every little thing in this room. Her musings were disrupted by a loud, unmistakable roar of a Harley Davidson speeding towards the garage. Curious, she turned and opened the door of the office.
The biker still had his back to her while he parked and killed the engine. But he didn’t need to turn around in order for Gemma to know who it was. The blonde streaks peeking underneath the helmet was more than enough of an indicator. Propping her hip against the doorframe, Gemma glanced at her watch.
7:09 PM
Luann was seriously late. But that wasn’t important. No. Right now, what’s essential for her was to figure out what her son was doing back at TM. Jax and the rest of SAMCRO parted ways for the day just around four o’clock this afternoon and with all of them still occupied with their personal shit, she knew his return wasn’t club related. Plus – Gemma’s eyes narrowed into slits – that backpack, that wasn’t there when he left, triggered the alarms in her head. When he finally unfastened his helmet and turned around, spotting her for the first time since his arrival, Jax very visibly groaned, strengthening her theory further. 
Well, glad to see you too shithead.
She tipped her head to the office and turned on her heel.
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Jax had to do a double take of the lot. But no, he wasn’t going mental – Gemma’s SUV was indeed nowhere to be found. So why the hell was his mother still here?
Once again, Jax could only groan. After his row with Tara, he didn’t have enough energy to deal with the Russian Roulette incarnate. But he’ll be damned much more if he didn’t follow her. Stepping foot into the small confinement, Jax felt he was heading to his execution as he was met with Gemma leaning onto the table, her arms crossed, and face seemingly carved in stone.
“Where’s your truck?”
“I had Rat and Kip take it home. Luann’s gonna pick me up for dinner.” She tipped her chin, “my assistant manager came in here, sayin’ we’re givin’ him a raise.”
“Yeah,” Jax answered, “fifteen percent seems fair. We can cut five each from TM, Diosa and Cara Cara. Whaddaya think?”
“He’s employed by TM only. He just likes to loiter.” Gemma pointed out.
“So? C’mon, Ma, work your magic. I’m sure it’s just like launderin’,” Jax asked, irritated.
Gemma sighed. Before he pitched the idea to the table, she was the first one he told that he wanted the club out of guns. It made sense. But with this kind of thinking, Gemma wondered how fast these dickheads would make a legit business go belly-up. It seemed she needed to sit them all down for a talk of some sort.
Businesses tend to do that shit.
Jax nodded dropping his pack on the ratty couch. He felt his mom’s eyes on him as he sat down. He propped his elbows on his knees, hands clasping together as he looked up and met Gemma’s stare. She raised an eyebrow.
“Are you gonna tell me, or are you gonna make me ask?”
Jax rubbed his hands over his face then sighed, resuming his previous position. This was the part of the conversation he knew he won’t be able to tiptoe his way around. “Just need to put some distance between me and Tara.”
Gemma huffed, raising both her hands in disbelief, before landing on her hips. She straightened, stepping away from the table, she strutted towards him and left only a few inches in between, forcing Jax to lean back and raise his head.
“Look, Ma, s’not a big deal.”
And maybe those were the wrong words to say as Gemma’s eyes sharpened, and if there was truth to the phrase if looks could kill, they’ll be holding his funeral tomorrow.
“Not a big deal my ass, Jackson!” Gemma exclaimed, completely rebutting his attempts at defusing. “Before you went inside, I watched this happen almost every day. That was two years ago. Are you tellin’ me that’s how it’s gonna be again? –”
“ – ”
“ – ‘Coz if you think that’s in any way normal, I’m tellin’ you it’s not, and it ain’t acceptable either. You haven’t even been back for a week!” Gemma finished in one breath, ignoring his mouth that slid open during her tirade.
“You done? Can I say somethin’?” Jax demanded more than asked, not bothering to mask his annoyance.
It was times like this that had him wondering if his mom was truly one and the same person, because he was having one helluva difficult time believing this tyrant was also the same person who comforted him in the rooftop just a few nights ago. It made him remember a way, way younger version of him asking if his mom’s ability to do a three-sixty in a drop of a hat was normal. The ear-pinch that followed convinced him to never ask that again – at least when she was in hearing range.
“Look, Ma, I know it’s not normal, alright? Why d’you think I choose to stay in my dorm?”
Gemma’s arms crossed, frosty gaze still focused on him. “You tell me, sweetheart. ‘Coz last I checked, I paid half of that house as a gift to you and not to Tara!”
“So what am I s’pposed to do?” Jax asked, arms wide open. “‘Coz I don’t think havin’ her sleep in the clubhouse is the right thing to do here.”
“Then have her check in at a hotel – Jesus Christ, why is this our problem?” Gemma threw her hands up looking way beyond exasperated.
“Because she’s still my girlfriend!” Jax bellowed.
Gemma stilled for a moment and raised an eyebrow. All of a sudden a smile that looked nothing short of triumphant slowly spread on her face, hands on her hips once more “Well, I don’t care sweetheart. In my book you pay for it, it’s yours. S’your right to stay in there and not hers.”
Jax sighed, running a hand through his hair. Gemma was only saying these because she never approved of Tara. If it was any other given day, she and Luann will be preaching how they should be treating their women with more respect. But whatever. The beginning of a throbbing in his temples was a telltale sign of an unforgiving headache if this dragged any longer. He had to switch gears.
He stood up, reaching for Gemma’s shoulders. “Look, Ma, I know you’re only lookin’ out for me, and I really appreciate it. But it’s not helpin’, so why don’t you just let me handle my shit with Tara, a’ight?”
The icy chill that resurfaced on her orbs made it known to him that he should have worded it out much carefully and differently. Shit.
“ – ”
“Knock knock, doll you ready to – Oh, hey Jax,” Luann’s smile dimmed as her eyes slid between the mother-son duo. “Is everythin’ alright? Sorry, am I –”
“Everything’s fine, sweetheart,” Gemma answered, smoothly stepping out of Jax’s hold, taking the time to put a smile on her face as she flipped her bangs with the tips of her fingers.
Jax could only follow her lead, mourning the lost chance of redeeming himself. He’ll try to find it later, preferably with no bystander. No undeserving soul needed to be within Gemma’s sights when on a warpath. He finally turned to Luann, taking her in.
She was wearing fitted jeans and tucked into it was a white – or maybe silver – button down made from a shimmery, silky material. The top few buttons undone. She had a blazer on top of it, and finished the look with a pair of ankle boots. He heard about it from his mom. Apparently, the porn director had been making a fuss about her wardrobe recently, saying she needed to upgrade – whatever the hell that meant – it now that Cara Cara was said to be rising up the ranks in the industry.
But if this was upgrading, Jax had to admit it was doing her wonders.
“Hey, Lu,” Jax motioned to the newcomer with his left hand. Luann took the invitation with gusto, fitting into his side easily as he wrapped an arm around her.
“You look great,” Gemma said.
“Thanks,” Luann smiled.
“Amelia?”
Instantly Luann’s face brightened as she nodded. Jax frowned in curiosity, juggling his memory for an Amelia.
“Who’s Amelia?” he asked in surrender when he didn’t find any.
“Oh, she’s my niece. She’s good with clothes.” She explained with delight.
Jax removed his hold on Luann, crossing both arms on his chest instead as he took a step back, content to be a fly on the wall as the two women talked. With the way her eyes lit up as she proudly talked more about her niece helping with – again – the upgrading of her closet to an interested Gemma, Jax guessed this Amelia was something special to Luann.
“She’s got great taste,” Gemma hummed.
“That she does. Otto’s loving the recent changes with my outfits as well.”
“Oh right, you had your conjugal –”
Jax snorted, and maybe he should have held it in. Because in his opinion once a month was still too few a chance to get laid. Well, not that he was getting much action aside from his own hand lately. But…
Best to leave that detail unannounced.
“What?” Luann asked puzzled.
Jax shook his head. “That’s why you look fresh. You got fertilized.”
Luann’s eyes rounded. “Oh, you are such a prick,” she threw a punch out. But Jax was already anticipating it, moving on reflex he just easily sidestepped and moved out of harm’s way.
“Tell me about it. He seems to be havin’ a field day.” Gemma sassed.
“Oh, c’mon Ma –”
“Hey, Gemma –”
Jesus, was this let’s interrupt Jax day? 
They all looked to the direction of the voice, finding Chucky peeking from the door leading to the garage.
“Yeah?”
“Sorry, I know we’re closed but it’s important,” he said, looking every bit as apologetic as he sounded. “Phone. Wilkins. Subaru.”
“Of course, he calls right now after I waited the whole day,” Gemma fell into step and moved to the side.
“Oh, you can transfer it here Jax and I will just –”
“Nah, it’s okay. You two just keep chattin’ I’ll take it here”
Luann turned around after Gemma disappeared. “What’s that about?”
“Nuthin’”
Luann looked at him pointedly. “Really?”
“Just you know, Gemma bein’ Gemma.”
“Hmm. How’re things at home?”
He should’ve known it was pointless to try to keep Luann at arm’s length. At certain times, the woman was just as bad as his mother when prying. Although a milder version. Thankfully.
“Tense.”
“I guess that’s what you were arguing about?”
“Yeah”
She drew an arm around him and rubbed his back. The same way his mother would. “What’s wrong sweetie?”
He shrugged. “I guess we’re just not seein’ eye to eye lately.”
Luann nodded in understanding. “Y’know, your mother doesn’t like being ignored.”
Jax snorted. “Tell me sumthin’ I don’t know.”
Luann just smiled again and shook her head. “Well, you better get ahead of that ‘coz I’m afraid that’s gonna bite you in the ass sooner than later. But what I’m sayin’ is, maybe your mom has been makin’ a point ‘bout you and Tara, but you haven’t been listening to her. I mean when was the last time you referred to Tara as your old lady?”
Jax stiffened, surprise evident on his features.
It was one of the things that often knocked on his conscience, and honestly still quite a mystery when in particular it happened. But every time he tried, the image of Lyla and Tara tending to a wounded Tig would flit in his mind. Tara with the eyes and hands of a surgeon, was methodical and precise in her approach. He remembered watching from the sides as she worked, impressed. After all if it weren’t for her skill and knowledge, they would’ve certainly needed to rush Tig to the ER. Lyla was her second pair of hands, working under her lead and supervision. She didn’t have the same expertise under her belt, but she certainly made up in instinct, and each of her movement didn’t escape Jax’s eyes – each smile, each word and each pass of her fingers coated with abundant care, grace and empathy.
He looked to Opie then, correctly predicting the proud look he had while observing his wife. Well shit, who wouldn’t be? Then his gaze drifted to his own girl. Maybe if Tara could learn to at least respect the life, she’ll be good enough to be an old lady too.
Immediately, the guilt was like a viper that slithered up his spine – swift and unrelenting.
The life they led was hard, and Jax was only on the cusp of sixteen when he discovered that while the Reaper kuttes took the frontline, much of the heavy lifting were quietly – and often unnoticed – supported by their women. Their unsung heroes. With that thought in mind, he knew it was unfair and unreasonable to ask Tara to fall in love with the kutte on the snap of a finger. But even so, that wasn’t the last time the comparisons between her and Lyla reared its ugly head. Yet he made sure he never shared it with anyone. Not even Opie and especially not Gemma – Oh shit.
Because she’s still my girlfriend.
Talk about a major slip up. To his mother most of all. Jax cringed, “You heard that?”
Luann’s brows pinched, drawing back a little. “Heard what?”
“A while ago, ain’t that what this is about?” Jax asked, now looking equally as lost as Luann.
Luann’s brows jumped to her forehead. “Oh – Christ, no. I didn’t hear anythin’ you and your mom were discussin’ a while ago. Believe me. But t’was easy to tell you two were buttin’ heads again. I guessed it’s ‘bout Tara so I just put my two cents in.” She said with a shrug.
If the open mouth was enough indication, Jax was clearly floored. So Luann took that as her cue to keep quiet, unknown to her the gesture was deeply appreciated. Because right that very moment, Jax felt as stupefied as he looked.
That his and Tara’s relationship status was an open book, was an understatement – and their readers were the whole of SAMCRO and everyone closely affiliated to it. If anyone asked, they could give a rundown of his relationship better than Jax ever could. Because what he was once so sure of, now felt like a thousand-piece puzzle, with some pieces missing. Yet in spite of this – all the noises, the questions and the doubts – he made sure to never share those and just keep them deep within his kutte.
So how, how was it that something he guarded so closely, escape him so casually, and without his knowledge?
“Oh hun,” Luann cooed, resuming the comforting rub she had on his back as she spotted the troubled look shadowing his face, “don’t beat yourself up over it. S’just my opinion and I certainly can’t speak for Tara, but maybe she’s –”
“PMSing.”
Before they knew it, Gemma was in front of them again, focused once more on the papers strewn on the top of her desk and completely oblivious to the disapproving scowl on Luann’s face and Jax’s head tilted to the side, frowning in curiosity. He’s pretty sure he’s heard that term somewhere before.
“What’s PMSing?”
Gemma’s hand froze before looking up. It was brief, but Luann saw it. And maybe Jax didn’t recognize it or maybe he wasn’t as much of an afficionado in decoding all things Gemma as she was. The comment was just offhanded – maybe even meant as a joke – but in just the flash of a second, she was confident a golden egg hatched in Gemma’s mind.
“It’s a condition common to women, comes out when we’re stressed and even hurtin’ over somethin’. You should talk to her ‘bout it. It’ll help.”
To his credit, Jax looked skeptical. But Luann could tell he knew he was in a catch 22. Because who in the club could ever classify as a decent source of PMS information?
“Right,” Jax gave a nod.
“Anyway, we’re ‘bout to head out. You want me to get you anythin’?” Gemma asked, picking up her purse and walked over to him and Luann.
“Nah. You two drive safe, alright?” Jax said, reaching out to give a kiss to his mom’s and Luann’s cheeks.
The two women walked to Luann’s car and just as the blonde, biker president was out of earshot, Luann rounded on Gemma.
“PMS really?”
“What?”
“You know what type of conversation usually occurs when you ask a raging girlfriend that. Besides I thought you agreed not to interfere in their relationship anymore.”
Gemma tsked, heading for the passenger side “’M not interferin’. I think it would do him some good actually. It’s time he learned somethin’ ‘bout the female body aside from fucking it.”
Luann shook her head, sighing as she trailed behind her shit stirring friend. Maybe there was a point to be made in that. But…
Oh well, can’t say I didn’t warn Jax.
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When was the last time you referred to Tara as your old lady?
Jesus Christ! Jax sat up, running a hand down his face. 
Upon arriving at his dorm, he removed his kutte and laid down right away. But how the hell was he supposed to sleep when his mind refused to cooperate?
It didn’t help that his gut churned every single time Luann’s question resurfaced. Jax needed to sleep, otherwise he’d be a fucking zombie. He needed something to calm him down. Something mindless. A distraction.
He got up and walked out of his dorm, stalking towards their lone IT person. He was still perched on the barstool, just as he was when Jax saw him earlier.
“Hey, Juice.”
Juice looked away from the screen “Hey Jax, what’s up?”
Jax tipped his chin towards the laptop “You done soon?”
“Nah, Nero asked me to change some stuff on his site. Need sumthin’?”
“Can’t sleep thought I’d check Netflix.”
“Grab the one Chucky’s usin’. He’s still in the garage. Laptop’s in the kitchen.”
“Thanks,” Jax nodded.
“Everythin’ alright, bro?”
Jax was just about to turn around when Juice spoke. “Yeah, everything’s good.”
None of his brothers were stupid, and Juice was definitely no exception. Jax could see the doubt in his face. That he remained silent was appreciated by the club president. Juice just nodded so Jax went on to the kitchen, grabbed the laptop sitting idly on top of the table and went back to his dorm, keen to start with – hopefully – the peaceful part of his night. It didn’t take him long to fire up the beast as it was just in sleep, landing him straight to a paused video.
Curious, Jax hit play. Wonder what this weirdo’s into?
“Oh, Chucky!” A girl moaned.
Jax’s eyebrows jumped to his forehead. What the hell?
She was on a bed, only in her bra, the sheets giving a thin layer of privacy as it covered her from navel to toes. But no rocket science needed, her hand moving beneath the blanket was very straightforward.
“Jax!”
Jax turned to his door, a panting Chucky obviously in a hurry to reach him.
Jax stood up, running a hand down his face. “You let anyone see your girlfriend like this?” He scowled. Jax knew he didn’t have much leg to stand on here. It wasn’t like he was gunning for boyfriend of the year award but having your girl as a free-for-all was just a different kind of low.
“Oh, Sophie’s not my girl. I’m just a fan – subscriber.”
Having paced away from the direction of his bed, Jax paused mid-step and turned. “What?”
Chucky, collecting the laptop, halted and grinned “OnlyFans. C’mon I’ll show you.”
He seriously had no idea how he got strong-armed into this. All he wanted was a movie. And at one point, everything coming out of Chucky’s mouth was pure gibberish as he schooled him into this OnlyFans thing. His ears only perked up when Chucky started listing down the costs.
“I really think you should try it. C’mon what do you have to lose?”
His brows went to his hairline. “What do I have to lose? Whaddaya think, jackass? My money.”
Immediately Chucky recoiled like a puppy kicked in the gut. Jax’s guilt from earlier resurfaced tenfold, because really? Was this how he was gonna treat the man who went out on a limb for the club?
He sighed and waved a hand. “’M sorry Chucky, it’s just been a long ass day. And I think you’re right, I do need to try this.”
Chucky’s smile returned, megawatt. Jax hoped he wasn’t going to regret this.
“Alright, so first we need to set you up with an account. What username do you want?” Chucky tipped his head. “You can get creative, people often tend to be discreet.”
Well, I wonder why. He could only guess how it would go if Tara found out about this. Tara. Is this alright? Joining this site?
No matter the circumstances, they were still together, and Jax may admittedly have a colorful background, but cheater was one thing he didn’t want to add to that list. He rubbed a hand down his face.
“And if you’re worried about Tara, you can just stay away from the sex workers.”
Jax’s head swiveled to his left, a slow grin spreading on his face. The insightful bastard. “Yeah? So what kind d’you suggest I subscribe to?”
Chucky shrugged. “Influencers, bakers, whatever.”
In other words, things that Jax gave zero fucks about. Yeah, if this was ever unearthed, he could use those as excuses until he was blue in the face. Thing is, he wouldn’t fool even himself into believing it.
Jax almost groaned at the expectant look on Chucky’s face.
“How ‘bout you what’s your username?” He asked, stirring himself away from thoughts of his own grave. He could just give it three days then get outta there.
“Chucky,” Chucky answered.
Again, his eyebrows jumped. There was no telling if Chucky was kidding. Idiot only ever has one expression. “That’s you bein’ discreet?”
“Well, how many Chucky’s you know?”
“Fair enough. But ain’t no way I’m usin’ my own name.”
“Fair enough,” Chucky parroted, drawing an amused chuckle from the SAMCRO president. “How about Mr. Mayhem?”
Jax’s smile slid off his face. “You do know what Mr. Mayhem stands for right?”
Chucky winced. “Sorry, I thought it’d be cool. How about Reaper?”
“Basically, the same thing.”
“Right, how about – I got it!” Chucky’s fingers swept all over the keys, confident he’d thought of something Jax would like. To Chucky’s credit, as he showed the screen to a curious Jax, the blonde biker just gave a nod, impressed.
“Heh, I like it.”
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It seemed fairly easy a while ago. Now left to his own devices, Jax was lost navigating this labyrinth of a site. Each damn button looked the same. And what was up with that long ass terms and conditions?
Do people really read that shit?
Jax was just about to give up when a video slid on the top of his screen. Sumthin’ like new videos? New suggestions? Both? Jax tried to recall what Chucky called them. But whatever, his attention was now drawn to the thumbprint.
It was a woman, wearing a sexy piece of lingerie. She was suspended, mid-air, hanging only by a pole, and Jax had absolutely no clue how she got there or how she managed to stay there. It looked like she was sitting, gripping the metal rod only by her thighs.
Strong thighs, he couldn’t help but notice. Her back was to the camera, with one hand idly on her hip, while the other was on the back of her blonde head, hair thrown over her left shoulder. Her head was angled slightly to the side, eyes peeking over her right shoulder, and with a smile for an invitation. She had a mask on, all lace and string. If somebody asked him right at that moment how she looked, he’d say – like a secret you want to unravel.
Unable to tear his eyes off, he clicked it. The video zoomed to the four corners of his screen and Jax’s heart hammered in anticipation. The video was dimly lit, but not of poor quality. The outline of her lithe body was still very visible. This time, as she waited for her cue, she was stood at the floor, then the chords of a familiar song, the inspiration behind her moniker were struck. Not the original, but still a tasteful choice.
She started to move and when her pace and the tempo picked up, it was like she wasn’t even dancing. It looked like she was flowing. And flying and floating – from one movement to the other, as smooth as a breeze, drifting from the floor and all over the pole in the sexiest pair of strappy heels he’s ever seen – that he wondered if there was someone behind holding her by the strings.
The way she moved – hypnotic. Magnetic. Alluring.
So when the prompt for a subscription came up, halting the current video, it was a no-brainer.
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“The demarcation between different levels within the fashion market is becoming ever complicated and –”
Buzz.
Drawing a small line on the sentence, Amelia paused and welcomed the much-needed break from her reading. She adjusted her glasses and tapped her phone to life.
Meet your new fan…
Her eyebrows lifted along with the corners of her mouth.
MrPresident. Heh, that’s cute.
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A/N: And I’ve been hit with another delay. But here’s chapter three with Amelia and Jax finally (unknowingly) meeting. 
I did as much research as I could for OnlyFans. But I’m not a creator nor a subscriber for the site. I tried to make it as authentic as possible, but if anyone reading this who has been on the site find anything inaccurate, I apologize and I hope it won’t be too much of a bother. 
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seandwalsh · 10 months
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30? Where did that source come from? I know Miyamoto said 24 in some interview, but I’ve never seen 30 stated anywhere.
"Once a character gets created and becomes publicly known, people ask things like "What's their favorite color?" "What's their favorite food?" and the character becomes firmly established that way, you see, but I hadn't decided on anything aside from him being roughly about 24-25 years old."
[Source: Shigeru Miyamoto, Director of Donkey Kong (Arcade), Nintendo Online Magazine No. 87, October 2005]
From my perspective he isn't a middle-aged man, he feels like a young man around 24 or 26 years old or so. The story is about Donkey Kong, who Mario was taking care of, running off with his girlfriend, so if I had to describe him he'd be a young bachelor. But he is often called things like "old man", and sometimes people look at him like he's in his 40s (laughs).
[Source: Shigeru Miyamoto, Director of Donkey Kong (Arcade), nintendo.co.jp article, October 2016]
It's established that at the time of Donkey Kong (Arcade), Mario was between 24 and 26 years old. However, time has passed since then. Enough time for:
Mario to meet Princess Peach and for her to have at least three separate birthdays (Mario Party, Mario Party 4, New Super Mario Bros. Wii).
Ten or so separate Mario Kart tournaments.
Cranky Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. to get older.
Characters like the modern Donkey Kong, Goombario and Bowser Jr. to be born and age.
There are many more examples, but clearly quite some time has passed since Mario's days working on the Construction Site and fighting a young Cranky Kong. At the lowest possible estimate, three years have passed, which would make Mario 27-29 years old. However, being a bit less conservative and giving all of these events a bit more time to breathe, we could stretch it to about 6 years, placing Mario around 30-32 years old. Assuming Mario was 24 during Donkey Kong (Arcade), he would be 30 now, which aligns with the English text of Paper Mario: Color Splash:
"I'm beginning to understand why you've been fighting this Bowser guy for 30 years."
[Source: Huey, Guardian of Prisma Fountain, Guide Character in Paper Mario: Color Splash, October 2016]
Mario and Bowser, of course, first fought as babies in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island:
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This would also align with what may be birthday balloons seen in the background of Dr. Luigi, perhaps celebrating Mario and Luigi's 30th Birthday:
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ganggangscenarios · 2 years
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I can & I will: No such thing Drabble
Chapters: 01 | 02| 03 | 04
Summary:
You try to meet someone online… you’re six months pregnant.
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“Where are you going?” Jungkook looks up from his laptop.
He has been hanging out at your place more often ever since he heard the news. He wanted to make sure that you were fed and looked after.
Clipping on your earrings, you search for a specific ring, struggling to find the piercing hole.
“I’m going out.” You say, curtly, you were in a mood. You woke up aching, feeling nauseous. As always but it was particularly bad today.
He puts his laptop down on the coffee table and stands up. He scans your body, hair curled, makeup done and a lace dress fitted to your form. You looked good.
“Where?” He moves towards you to help you secure your earring.
You sigh.
“Fine, I’m going on a date.”
He was gobsmacked.
“A-a date? With who? Sarah?” He weakly offers Sarah as an attempt to seek calm about the situation.
“No. With a guy I met online.” You say casually, eyes zeroing on the ring. You grab and slide it on your finger until it gets stuck at your swollen fingers. You fight back the urge to cry. Your extremities had ballooned and most of your favourite pieces of jewellery no longer fit. You just wanted to wear the stupid ring. You were aware it was hormonal but it made you more upset that you had no control of your body.
Jungkook’s eyes grow big.
He couldn’t believe you were online dating. In your condition. Also with fact that he told you he loved you. And you were well aware that he’d be in a relationship with you in a heartbeat. He was hurt, maybe this meant that the feelings weren’t mutual.
“Online? D-does he know your pregnant ?” He crosses his arms.
“Yes.”
“That’s worrying. He could be a weirdo.”
Yes, he was hurt that you wanted to date someone else but he was more concerned for your safety more than anything. There were dangerous people out there who had specific fantasies or even worse. Those who wanted to steal babies.
“So I can only get a date with a weirdo. I’m that ugly?” Tears well up in your eyes.
He knew it was because of your hormones.
“No,” he starts, speaking softly, resting his hand on your shoulder.
“You’re gorgeous. I just want to make sure you’re safe. And that our baby is safe.” You look up at him, a single tear falling on your cheek.
He careful dabs it away with his sleeve, mindful of your makeup.
“I want you to be happy.”
You wrap your arms around him and gently sob into his shoulder. He knew better than to ask why you were crying. He had done so previously and it resulted in an impromptu tongue lashing.
He runs your back soothingly. With each day your stomach grew, In the middle of your embrace was your child. The thing you created together.
“To be honest, he did ask me to wear a crop top and low rise jeans.” You mumble into his shirt.
He chuckles.
“You know what? Text him. Tell him you can’t make it. And I’ll take you out, we’ll go to that 5 star restaurant you wanted to go to.” He pulls back, looking into your eyes.
You sniffle and let go of him. You nod, going to your purse to pull out your phone.
Jungkook hurries to make a booking.
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balloondeliveryus · 2 months
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asterkiss · 11 months
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If you have time at some point, I would love a drabble or one-shot of 71 or 83 from the sarcasm prompts. Thank you!
Thanks for the prompt! Have an AU where Bill is just a normal human guy. 83. "I'm so glad you could come." // "Cut the crap and give me a drink."
-BABY SHOWER
'I heard your feet swell up like a balloon when you're pregnant and never go back to normal,' Mabel said seriously, eyes wide.
A heavily pregnant Pacifica stared back at her. 'That's not true.'
'No, it is! I read it online from this blog run by a maternity nurse.'
Pacifica narrowed her eyes for a moment, regarding the brunette before she suddenly turned her head aside with a hint of genuine concern. 'Dipper?'
The boy who had been stood there throughout this entire conversation patted his wife on the shouler, looking bemused. 'It's a lie.'
The blonde relaxed before haughtily raising her head as if she hadn't almost been about to believe Mabel for five seconds. 'Ha, I knew it. Obviously.'
Dipper shot his sister an annoyed look. 'You have got to stop looking up information on Tumblr. I'm begging you.'
Before Mabel could respond to that, the front door to the cafeteria where they were hosting their little party opened and her eyes fell upon a familiar blond.
'Wow, he actually came,' Pacifica muttered, looking over her shoulder towards the new arrival.
Mabel rushed over without hesitation, coming to a stop before the guy as she smiled widely. 'Hey Bill, I'm so glad you could come.'
'Cut the crap and give me a drink.'
'Uh, it's ten in the morning?'
'So?'
'And this is a baby shower?'
His expression remained taught, and he groaned as he ran a hand over his face.
'Are you okay?' she asked.
'No,' he shot back. 'I didn't fall asleep until 3am because some asshole in marketing put a wrong order in, and I had to fix their fuckup.'
'Oh. Sorry to hear?'
'Whatever. If there's no alcohol, then please at least tell me there's fatty foods that are bad for your cholesterol. I'm talking the good stuff.'
'Uh, there's some cheese cake?'
'Eh, it'll do.'
Mabel watched him wander off towards the buffet table with a ravenous look. Pacifica came up to her side a moment later, eyeing him with scrutiny. 'So, he showed up at least.'
Mabel hummed in agreement, folding her arms. 'He is not a happy bunny.'
'I mean, you met at a bar and hooked up once and then you invite him to your brother's baby shower the next day? Not many people would do that, Mabel.'
'How else are we meant to get to know each other?'
'You don't. That's the point of a hook up?' Pacific asked, arching an eyebrow.
'Oh...'
Her sister in law patted her on the shoulder. 'But I mean, hey. He came? That shows he must be into you, no normal guy would do that.'
'Really? You think so?'
'That or he's batshit crazy and got some serious baggage.' As the two girls watched him shove an entire slice of cake into his mouth in one gulp, they both blinked.
'Yeah, he's definitely at least a bit crazy,' Pacifica mumbled.
'Well good thing I am too!' Mabel gushed. 'Don't wait up!' She winked at the blonde before walking off to approach her date with gusto.
'Wait up? It's ten in the morning!' Pacifica cried after her.
She went ignored.
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What are the Flavor four and Beloved's favorite seasons?
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Sweetheart enjoys the fall since she enjoys all the shades of the trees and how it's not too hot but also not too cold and over all everything is just comfy and winded down. Also there's Halloween and she fuckin loves any excuse to wear a costume and not have someone clown on her for it.
Dear loves the summer because they can go out and be chaotic. Water balloon fights, firecrackers, hot weather so they can wear shorts and sleeveless tops, GREAT! Also there's tons of time for camping which they are a sucker for bc outdoors plus s'mores which is extra sprinkles on their cake because it's literally a dessert you have to set on fire to make.
Baby is fond of the winter mainly because she gets an excuse to stay inside and not be bothered too much. Just curl up on the couch and drink some hot cocoa and binge her fav shows and scroll online. Lowkey refers to it as her hibernation time since she becomes so inactive aside from online posting.
Honey likes the spring time because it's lovely and the start of a new year basically. Everything is waking up and it's all bright and there's flowers and new growth everywhere. Could go without all the sneezing but beggars can't be choosers.
Flavor Four
Bitterbat is pretty fond of winter since it's cold which means plenty of cuddling with Sweetheart and with it also bringing Christmas, it also means he can litter the apartment in mistletoe so he can steal as many kisses as possible
Redhot loves the summer because it's outside barbeque season and he loves an excuse to use fire AND cook
Sourpuss enjoys the fall because it's Halloween time and they get a buncha candy from it. Sure, they can have candy every other season but Halloween is when they have an excuse to knock on literally everyone's door in Decking city and take their candy
Halite is fond of spring because of all the lovely flowers (he enjoys beautiful things).
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