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#My mom unironically likes the song too
glossytoothpick · 2 months
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My mother put on that terrible ass Ben Shapiro rap and told me with a straight face that she thinks me, her lesbian daughter, would unironically like the song
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welcometogrouchland · 10 months
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[ID: A digital drawing of Willow and Camila from the owl house. The piece is set during thanks to them's timeskip. The two are sitting on the front porch of the noceda home at sunset, next to a speaker that is playing I'm a Survivor by Reba McEntire, the lyrics reading "A single mom who works two jobs-". Willow sheds a tear and says "she gets me fr" (as vines slowly approach her legs and hands). Camila looks at her skeptically and says "mija, you're 15". End ID]
What if I told you guys this was just meant to be a sketch
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theloveinc · 1 year
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just remembered when my ex boyfriend and I broke up I wrote a poem about it and named it after that Mia Khalifa song
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A little collection of fun things Judd does
Tags: fem! Reader, mentions of drugs, alcohol, pyromania?, just Judd things yk, maybe he should be a warning in himself, there’s like one brief mention of sex, generally creepy behavior, Judd being an unironic edge lord, author was sleep deprived
Playlist: I made him a fun little playlist, I tried very hard not to be biased and add songs I actually think he’d listen to instead of just songs I like lol
But! if you’d like to listen to some of Judd’s jams, you can do so HERE
Summary: part 2 to my Judd hc’s, read part one HERE
Author’s note: this,, just came to me. I’ve been taking random thoughts I had about Judd and added them to a docs document, and would you look at that! These hc’s wrote themselves! I think I babygirlyfied him a little bit, but yk what? He is my baby girl 💪
Just Judd things
Word count; 1,9K
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Judd birch is known for many things, one of them being his smell
He always smells a bit.. funny
Not bad, just kinda like raccoons and alcohol, it’s an interesting smell
Often he also smells like some kinda polish, either because he’s been polishing his car or his knives
I’m sorry if I ruin y’all’s illusion, but he DOES NOT shower unless absolutely necessary
He only really showers if someone (probably you or his mom lol) tells him to, or if he had a particularly sweaty workout
Also, he would never admit this but sometimes he showers just to impress you
Always carries that certain Judd musk yk
He’s also one of those guys who washes their face like once every full moon but somehow still has flawless skin
If you ever convinced him to let you do his eyeliner, he would also not wash it off, just let it sit there and bake unless you washed it off for him
Anyways
Judd is mean as hell, a gaping asshole in his own words
But, he does respect his family somewhat
Even loves them a bit, if he’s being completely honest
Especially Diane
He holds a strong sense of respect for his mom, way more than his dad
It’s not like he’s gonna stop making low key misogynistic jokes for shits and giggles, but he often tries to dial back the cursing in front of her
Like he values her opinions and praise of him the most out of his family
He’s also super protective, mostly of his younger siblings
Like I mentioned before, he definitely has that kinda “edgy” humour
The guy probably says a lot of controversial stuff just to get a reaction
He literally pretends not to be a feminist just to piss off leah
(In reality, he genuinely doesn’t give one single shit about feminism)
Likewise he also just disagrees with whatever his family says just because they said it
But he will not hesitate to physically or verbally beat anyone who starts shit with his siblings
Forget all about is asshole-ness and such, he will obliterate anyone who hurt his siblings
Only he’s allowed to fuck with them lol
When he told Nick “you’ll die when I say you die” he really meant it
He actually also values the raccoons quite a bit
When he goes on his drunken rambles, they’re always there to listen yk
He has friends,, kinda, like he has people he tolerates more than others but he honestly doesn’t mind doing things alone
He enjoys his own company
But also the raccoons
It’s like a mentally unstable girl and her support cat, Judd just has his gang of raccoons
(He tells them all his secrets)
I feel like he would genuinely enjoy the company of an animal way more than people, not limited to raccoons
But he’s not nice to them, he’s never nice to anyone he cares about
He’s just doesn’t grasp the idea, being nice verbally means nothing to him
He’s a man of physical and action-based affirmations
It’s the little things that counts for him
Unless he knows someone who values affirming words, ect his family or girlfriend, he will very rarely go out of his comfort zone to grant them such
He’s so awkward verbally stating his feelings too omg,,
“Dad.. I.. love you..?” He’s like that each time he tries to come across as sincere, it’s like he’s questioning it as he’s speaking lol
He was like that as a kid too, he’s always just enjoyed creeping people out
He takes pride in his weirdness
The guy is very morally grey, the only thing he truly wants ever is the cause chaos
Or inflicting stress/pain on his siblings somehow
He doesn’t rough Leah up like he would with Nick, but he knows just how to get into her head
That’s another thing, he knows everyone’s business
Literally
Between hiding in the vents, being the designated dealer in town and generally the quiet kid in school, he knows what everyone’s up to
Even Nick and Leah’s friends
Knows all their names too
His parents definitely took him to a psychiatrist when he was younger, he was a very difficult child to deal with
Think gremlin meets Chucky
That’s baby Judd
His parents supported him though, and still do
Elliot especially tries to take interest in whatever Judd likes, bands, movies, setting things on fire, ect
Also, music wise, I think he’d really like the misfits
Probably also three days grace and oooh, definitely rob zombie
He just strikes me as that kinda guy
But also, he doesn’t know shit about the hands he listens to
He doesn't care enough to get into the people behind the music, you could literally ask him who’s in the band who wrote his favourite song and he wouldn’t know
Takes the term “separate the art from the artist” to a whole new level
If he doesn’t listen to music, he’s the type of dude to literally put “horror movie ambience” or “pov you’re getting murdered asmr” on or whatever the fuck
Also, he’s the type to strictly listen to music on YouTube, with adds because he doesn’t want to pay
He only has burner phones anyways, so he has to listen to music on his computer or whatever, he has a shit ton of obscure cd’s in his car though that he listens to as well
And on the topic of phones, because of his less than usual choice, literally no one has his number
Probably only Leah has his number? I feel like he’d only give it to her and maybe his girlfriend if you’re lucky
Leah has to text him like “mom says dinner is ready in 10” or “dad told me to text you to please come home soon” stuff like that, and she’s so done with it
He somehow has everyone’s number though
You’ll randomly get a text if he needs you, and he never tells you who it’s from
He will literally text you “I’m in your house” without any disclosure
Maybe he’ll add a few blurry pictures of something in your house as well
Oh but if he’s actually trying to scare you, expect pictures he took of rotting roadkill or a bloody ziplock back or something he found
He just loves gore and violence <3
Another thing he really, really, enjoys is scaring people
He deliberately hides behind doors or curtains to scare his family, he’s also really good at just being super silent?
If he doesn’t want to be found, you’re not gonna find him
If you sleep over at his house and use the bathroom by his room to brush your teeth, the fucker will be standing behind you in the mirror when you come up from rinsing your mouth
He scares those he cares about, what can I say
Well he also scares everyone else, he’s kinda feral
As I said before, it’s not like he doesn’t socialise at all, bc like, he’s literally everyone’s dealer
Idek where he gets his stuff from, but everyone knows Leah and Nick as Judd’s little siblings because they have bought from him one time or another
Not only limited to drugs, he also always has alcohol
(He robbed a liquor store)
Somehow they never found out it was him?? Even though it’s exceedingly obvious and he keeps doing it every other week or so
Some of your dates casually turns into “hey let’s rob a store” and it’s actually so chill
As a consequence of his never ending supply of Jack Daniel’s, he’s like chronically hung over
Always kinda tired and complaining that his head hurts
Literally has a hangover 6 out of 7 days of the week
He also has a bit of a pyromaniac streak
Sometimes buildings in town just sorta,, burn down
I feel like people in town know it’s Judd, but the police force is actually useless so again, he never gets caught
Actually he got caught once, because he was high and accidentally left a lighter at the crime scene
It was before he turned 18 though, so he got no major consequences besides like a night in jail and being grounded for a really long time
I imagine that might have been why he ran away? Man’s didn’t want to deal with the aftermath of his own consequences
He actually really likes consequences of things, just not when it actually turns out to be inconvenient for him
But like, he’s really fascinated by watching things slowly unfold if yk what I mean
He’s quite a patient guy, he literally had the patience to train a whole ass battalion of raccoons
But my point is, he can wait a long periods of time while plotting his sinister plans
He’s a supervillain at heart fr
And as I said before, he exists to cause chaos
I feel like he would literally worship the chaos theory, and he would definitely mansplain it to you
Judd doesn’t believe in god, but he believes in the chaos theory
That’s probably why he’s so into horror, but like a certain kind
He doesn’t really care too much about paranormal or psychological horror
He still watches it, but it’s just not his favourite
What he really loves, is the gorefests
Murderporn if you will
He lives and breathes bloody slasher movies, where people get pointlessly murdered left and right
Literally the more gritty the better
Especially if it’s one of those where all the women gets murdered with their tits out
Horror movies makes him horny help—
No but actually, he’s so annoying to watch them with, because even if it’s a movie he likes HE WILL NOT STOP COMMENTING
starts muttering every other minute about how that flesh wound is not realistic and how it would actually look
How does he know this? You don’t want to ask
But back to the horny part, if you’re dating him, you almost always fuck to horror movies instead of music
If Judd puts on a horror movie, yk what he’s initiating
It’s either that, or he lets you choose the music in his car
Two very subtle, but yet very clear demands of what he wants
Another thing, he loves when you scratch him up
On his chest, on his back, anywhere
Just having those long, red nail marks on his skin does stuff to him
The same with leaving marks on you, he’s so into it
He needs you to be absolutely as bitten and bruised up as you can possibly be
And it doesn’t limit to you, no, no please, bite him back
He’ll love it
(People around you are slightly concerned)
Now I’ve just listed a bunch of things he likes, but like whatever he’s doing, he’s gonna seem super indifferent
He’s just,,, always scowling
My man’s not coded to show joy
Wait okay no, but like he can smile, it just looks unnatural lol
Sometimes, he even laughs (mainly when others are in misery)
But generally, he’s just pretty stoic
And also, he doesn’t truly have that many opinions on stuff
He literally doesn’t care, but that’s kinda expected for someone who’s biggest wish is to go permanently off the grid
Like, he could be delivered the deadliest insult ever, or see a house burning down or something and he would still be like ._.
It takes quite a lot to get him to move his face muscles, is what I’m saying
Generally, it’s gonna take a lot to get him to care about anything
Wow 🤩 more judd headcannons
These were a bit pointless ig, but I enjoyed making them haha, I hope you enjoyed it! And if you listened to the playlist, I hope that was alright too 💪
Tags: @dlfvrr @bxbyyyjocelyn
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whumpshaped · 6 months
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anon i just got around to writing ur ask, and i wanted to give u some more stuff bc i too am insane abt languages. this is MY interpretation of these terms of endearment as just one (1) hungarian w limited personal experience, so take it w a grain of salt :)
angyalom (my angel): i think this one's kind of old timey too, between lovers. can be angyalkám (my little angel) which is like... idk i guess could be between lovers but i associate it with parent to child.
aranyom (my gold): veeery much between lovers, possibly parent to child too. maybe grandparents to grandchildren.
baba/babám (baby/my baby): i feel like this is common even between friends. girlfriends call each other baba a lot i think. oh this one has infinite dimunitives. baba, babus, babci- ok maybe not infinite. kisbabám (my little baby) is def a parent to child term though i think. but yeah the others kinda work in all contexts. two straight guys would Not unironically say it to each other tho lol
bogaram (my bug): iiiii am unsure? i'm not sure it works between lovers? maybe it does? it probably does. i associate it with a parent to child relationship. can be bogárkám (my little bug) or if you're my grandparents arany bogaram (my golden bug) kicsi arany bogárkám (my little golden bug)
cica/nyuszi/maci/csibe/etc. (kitten/bunny/little bear/baby chick): these and all the other cutesy animal names and whatever you can come up with- obviously works between lovers, sometimes parent to child. my mom sometimes called us kiskutyám (my little puppy). it's about as cringey as the english version of calling someone kitten, which is "if it works for you and you think it's cute, awesome, others will just associate it with daddy and his discord kitten"
csillagom/csillagfényem (my star/my starlight): very lovey-dovey, possibly parent to child. ALSO could be csillagvirágom (my starflower)
drágám/drágaságom (my precious, i'd also translate it to my darling in english): this is def one of the go-to cheesy married couple terms. drágám i mean. drágaságom is more... parent to child maybe? it's less married couple-y
édesem (my sweet): a lovers term mostly. it works parent to child too
egyetlenem (my only one): this one is very much a lovers term. no notes. it's sweet...
életem (my life): this one is also pretty romantic, could be parent to child tho
galambom (my dove): DEFINITELY old timey. this is the one you hear in older hungarian romantic folk songs. it's cute though. used between lovers
kedvesem (my dear): not suuuper common, can def come off as cheesy or trying to be old timey lol used between lovers
kicsim/kicsikém/picim (my little one): lovers or parent to child, i think. i don't think it works in any other context.
kincsem (my treasure): this is one i like.... also can be used as kicsi kincsem or kincsecském (my little treasure). can be between lovers, or can be parent to child.
szerelmem (my love): def can come off as cheesy lol it's like 99% of a lovers term, but i feel like sometimes it can be used parent to child. i must mention the phrase/word szívszerelmem (love of my heart) because it's adorable and i like using it. it's not really a term of endearment i guess, it's more used as like. soulmate maybe? whenever i use it i'm using it in a dramatic, exaggerated, and sarcastic way lol
thats all i can think of :) and yes, within all of them we MUST emphasise that the other person is ours <3 mine mine mine
szívem (my heart): common term of endearment used between lovers, married couples, family members etc. sometimes kicsi szívem/kis szívem/szívecském (my little heart). very affectionate
virágom (my flower): old timey, also one from the old romantic folk songs. def romantic
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zoeyslament · 7 months
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Even Poets Get Sleepy Sometimes
A Nischa oneshot in which Noel stays up late writing a poem, and Mischa finally gets him to sleep.
Your voice,
Though I hear it every day,
Never fails to bring a smile to my face.
Your hands,
Though I hold them every waking moment,
Caress mine like no other.
Your…
Noel slammed his fist against the table, crumpled the yellowing paper, and tossed it into the waste basket. Absolute garbage, what he’d just written. He clicked his ballpoint pen a few times and then threw it down against the hard mahogany of his desk, head falling backwards.
“Try writing poetry they said,” he grumbled, “It’ll be fun, they said!” His eyes went wide as he stared up at the ceiling. “Gets the anger out, they said!”
Noel stood up, went to his bed, and wrapped himself in a fluffy red throw blanket. “I promised myself I’d have this done tonight.” He sucked in a breath, ignoring any thoughts of giving up and going to sleep. The old fashioned clock above his bed read 9:07. It was a school night, but that didn’t really matter. With his luck, he’d sleep in and miss the morning bell anyway. He was about to get started on the poem once more when he felt a buzzing sensation in his pocket.
He whipped out his phone to reveal a text message from Mischa.
M: You left your hoodie at my place
He sighed, and typed out a reply.
N: Ik, I’ll get it tmrw
M: I will bring it over
N: Mischa its like nine at night!!
M: So?
N: Ur not a good driver let alone at night
M: YOLO
Noel didn’t know what was stupider: the fact that Mischa was coming over to drop off a stupid hoodie, or the fact that he’d unironically used YOLO. His boyfriend really was not the sharpest tool in the shed. Noel rolled his eyes, smirking.
“Knowing him, he’ll show up and want to stay.” Noel chuckled. “He can sleep while I finish this up.”
He started writing once more:
With your touch, my worries fade
With your song, my mind’s at ease
With your…
What could he possibly put down next? He frowned at the page. “Come on, Noel, think!”
He thought alright. He sat there and thought for a good twenty minutes. Most of the thoughts he had were less about poetry and more about how hungry he was (mom had gotten McDonald’s for dinner and Noel would rather sit in a tub of monkey piss than eat a McNugget) or about all the homework that would enevitably be due before he even finished his first stanza.
In that time, Mischa had thrown on a pair of sweats and a t-shirt (and was very tempted to put on Noel’s hoodie, as well, but resisted for the sake of his gangsta persona, yo) and taken to his beat up Civic for a late-night spin. Noel’s place was only a few minutes away, so he arrived in about twenty after a slight detour to the local 7-11 for a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
Mischa had been to his boyfriend’s place enough times to know the drill—front door was always locked after 7, but Noel locked the back door before he went to sleep, and clearly the poet was still awake. So Mischa, hoodie and half-eaten bag of Cheetos in hand, hopped the fence to the Grubers’ backyard (there was a gate but it was too dark to see the latch, and frankly Mischa enjoyed jumping fences) where he was presented with the back patio in all its glory.
It was a few measly slabs of cement and a rocking chair.
He knocked on the back door once, twice, three times, before twisting the knob. Unlocked, just like always. He politely wiped his feet on the mat, took off his shoes, and tiptoed through the living room, kitchen, down the hall, and eventually into Noel’s room.
It was rather spacious—Noel had the master bedroom since his mother wasn’t home enough to make use of it. The walls were a sort of green-grey, with deep red velvet curtains hung over the single, dew-glazed window. Noel’s antique vanity, which doubled as a desk, was sat below said window. On it was a pile of paper, a framed picture of the choir, a picure of Noel and his mom, and several lit scented candles. In fact, there were candles littered everywhere. Noel was really into mood lighting, apparently.
Noel, as of then, was hard at work and didn’t even see Mischa come in. So, naturally, Mischa swooped in and enveloped him in a big bear hug, pressing a kiss to the back of his neck. Noel jumped, but quickly melted into it.
“Remind me never to text you again?” Noel hissed at him, mood suddenly back to snarky and broody. “Using YOLO is henceforth forbidden.”
“So is ‘henceforth’. This is not Shakespeare-land, yo.” Mischa countered. He pulled Noel into a gentle kiss by the chin, their lips pressing together lightly as Mischa’s hand set upon Noel’s shoulder.
“Henceforth is an actual word, unlike YOLO.” Noel smirked as he pulled away. “Now where’s the hoodie you oh so desperately needed to bring me?”
Mischa handed it to him. “Sorry, it probably smells like me now.”
Noel pressed it to his nose and made a show of taking a big whiff. “Mhm~”
Mischa laughed. The two of them talked for almost an hour, just like they always managed to do. However after a while it became clear that something was off.
“Poet, you seem tired.” Mischa pointed out in a town of fake nonchalence. Internally, he was panicking. Was something up?
“I’ve been up for a while, yeah.” He held out the paper he was scribbling on. “Can’t get this how I want it.”
“Let me see.” Mischa insisted. He scribbled another word in big letters before proudly showing Noel.
“Mischa, this just says ‘spicy noodles’ in big letters.” Noel did not seem impressed.
Mischa shrugged. “I am hungry.”
“You just ate an entire bag of Cheetos.”
“And?”
“Mischa, you have the appetite of a black hole.”
Noel got back to work, stifling a yawn as his candles developed gutters deep enough to drown a rat. Mischa watched idly as his boyfriend tossed away paper after paper after paper.
“Want more help, Noel?” He teased, hovering over the shorter’s shoulder. Noel slapped him away as if he were swatting at a pesky fly.
“You are less than help. Negative help.” Noel hissed, “If you’re so hungry, go make something to eat. There’s a jar of peanut butter, slap together a sandwich or something.”
“I’d rather just watch you, beautiful.” He admitted, watching Noel’s face flush through the vanity mirror.
“Shut up…”
“Don’t think I will. But, Noel? It’s getting late. You should be in bed, yo. Sleeping.” He pointed at the bed for emphasis, or just in case Noel didn’t know what a bed was.
Noel sighed sleepily. “I know, I know.”
“Maybe sleep will make your brain juice run better.” Mischa suggested, poetic as ever. It was clear he was not taking no for an answer. He scooped Noel up into his arms, leaving Noel a flustered gay mess, and placed him on the bed, tucking his body around Noel’s like a mother cat would around her kitten.
“Mischaaaaaaa~” Noel whined. “I can stay up!” But he clearly didn’t mean it. His eyelids were already growing heavy with sleep. Mischa moved slightly so he was holding Noel closer, feeling his poet’s soft breath on his collarbone as Noel tucked his pretty little face into the crook of Mischa’s neck.
Mischa stroked Noel’s silky dark hair. “Sweet dreams, poet. I know you will find the right words. You always do.”
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versaceeevixen · 2 months
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Seven Stages of... (Introduction)
It felt like things were so perfect...
I had a dorm to myself and my suite mate mostly stayed at home. I only saw her once during the whole semester. Not only did I have a dorm to myself, but it was a new dorm surrounded by old dorms that are borderline health hazards. The dorms were/are undeniably... unironically... "Cottage Core." Black mold brewing in dorms, mushrooms fermenting in neglected corners. A touch of "alleyway core" too because one of the dorm buildings had a rat infestation. It was a rumor, yes, a rumor on a college campus. Our college campus was basically an expensive high school surrounded by beautiful scenic scapes in a mountain in Northern Jersey.
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**This was the sunset I woke up to every morning in my dorm room. I loved when I rolled over, and I was awoken to light kisses of the sun. It reminded me there was a day to be lived.**
Our school was so small like a village, people on our campus had cliques. Even I was in a clique...
The Lazer Tag Boys is what they called it... and Juice Coos is what they called me. My new nickname was The Opp, because I was a Resident Assistant aka an RA. I got free room and board; also free food from the dining hall was included. The food was questionable but that is another story for another time.
Things were looking up for me; I didn't have to work like a dog to get what I wanted anymore. Everything came easy for me.
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**A simple dorm selfie.**
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** A song I played a lot during this time, reminds me of cold nights in my dorm. Isolated from my friends due to restrictions at the time.
Prior to becoming an RA I worked at Chipotle cranking out customizable tex-mex-esqué food stuffs. I would pick up peoples shifts that they were trying to get rid of. I was the least liked and the boys would make fun of me because I had a "flat ass", I didn't care because the paychecks kept me satisfied. I've never seen money like that before. I worked so hard I bought myself Versace sunglasses, I was able to do that because I didn't have any real bills. My Mom funneled money into my bank account because of my Dad's child support (Which stops at 23 in New Jersey... And it was only $100 a month after my Mom finished paying some of my school bills from it.) and I was working at the campus library as a side hustle.
I had money in my pocket, free room and board, and free food. How DID my tiny little world crumble apart like a child's fragile clay sculpture?
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siflshonen · 3 months
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Do you have any romance recommendations? (Books, manga, games, anything.) I'm a crotchety romance snob as well and haven't explored the genre.
My well is pretty empty for this, I must admit. But I guess... hey, you like immersive fandoms, camp, parody, and tongue-in-cheek, I hope?
While the book may be a little too dated for most widespread consumption, I will recommend almost any well-done derivative of Pride and Prejudice or Austen works in general, or even anything that involves it. Enter these with the attitude that everyone is a disaster and the work wants you to hoot and holler at it and treat it like a groundling at a Shakespeare play (that is, like a degenerate.)
Some examples include:
Pride and Prejudice 1995 adaptation - One of the main metrics I use when judging a Pride and Prejudice adaptation is the level of batshit histrionic (complimentary) Elizabeth Bennet's mother acts, and this one is a gold standard (compliments to the actress. I hated her and this is unironically the highest praise I can give in this context).
Pride and Prejudice 2005 (the one with Keira Knightley) - When I first saw this movie, I fucking hated it. My friends took it all too seriously. Then, everything changed when, on the third watch-through, I pointed at Darcy's too-tight (leather?!) pants in the final scene and ripped that poor character a new asshole for being a pathetic, wet man in stupid pants. The next watch-through, I treated each scene's verbal lashings like a WWE wrestling match complete with commentary, and suddenly the entire thing became the best movie in the fucking world. My friends will never watch it with me again, but more fool they because now that I am older I realize that, by doing so, I was the only one engaging with the work in the appropriate spirit even if I lacked the Regency-era class. Austen wrote these to be funny, witty, backhanded, and insightful. When Darcy says, "She isn't handsome enough to tempt ME!", try pointing at him and screaming, "BIIIIITCH!" at the top of your lungs and then see how you feel.
Austenland (view this once you have comfortable familiarity with at least one Austen story. It gets more ridiculous as it goes along, and is all the better for it. Admittedly, I also don't care much for the actual endgame romance in this one either, but the movie is fun even when it's cringe like with... well, you'll see.)
Side note: While I generally look favorably upon Pride and Prejudice adaptations, I do NOT recommend I Love You Because.
Mamma Mia - Do I actually care about any of these couples getting together? Do I ship a damn thing in this show? No, I don't. Their love stories exist only to forward the antics and camp they get into, but it IS a romance. Everything, including the casting choices, is a gag. For example, if you watch the 1995 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice listed below, you will understand why it is funny that Colin Firth is in this movie doing exactly what he does. It opens with all the girlies being like "ohhh wow what a great idea you had to invite these THREE DUDES YOUR MOM HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH TO YOUR WEDDING" and singing a happy and supportive song about it like a classic optimistic musical, and then all the girlies immediately afterwards being like, "JUST KIDDING you are SO fucking stupid" but still going with it.
Hadestown - For all I bitch about romance............... this is my favorite musical. Before you ask, NO! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LOVE STORY OF ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE! I CARE ABOUT THE OTHER ONE!!!! And even then, it's not something I dwell upon as a love story. Admittedly, I have a strong preference for the Live Original Cast Recording rather than the Broadway version (I strongly dislike the changed lyrics for the Epics. However, I am a big fan of Orpheus' added parts in Doubt Comes In), but if you like one, you'll like the other. If you don't like either, well, whatever.
Um, what else... uh, classic anime fandom favorites like Ouran High School Host Club are also fun, but I can also admit to you that I care not for 80% of the romance aspect of it.
Um, d-does Devilman: Crybaby count????
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sol2sleepy · 8 months
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yyyyYIPPEEEEEEE!!; ANTONIO HEADCANONS BITCH!!! I LOVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! NEW AND IMPROVED WITH SO MANY WORDS
also i am very sorry for the wait. my apologies yall
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- Tony had a habit of biting his nails for a while. He mostly did this when frustrated or nervous, so it wasn't often, but still.
- he won't wear sunglasses even if the sun is blasting straight into his eyes, it's a ego thing 😔
- I already mentioned he knows how to use a crossbow and is very good at doing so, but our boy can use a regular bow too!
- his momma is a barber!! That means he gets free haircuts :-)
- he generally doesn't like walking/running in snow. Dude just doesn't like snow in general
- most of his family is in Texas, more specifically the costal parts of Texas! he doesn't know how he ended up in the shitfuckplace he's in now, though
- he was in the orchestra of his middle school for a bit, cello playing dumbass. He can still remember the notes to certain songs because there was like, nothing else to do but practice his instrument
- speaking of driving, when stopped at a red light, he drums his fingers against the wheel.
- The part of the town he lived in as a kid got power outages in the spring frequently, so he can make do with the dark.
- Hydrated Homie!!! Water Warlord, even. (my point is this bitch drinks water like he should be doing btw. if you even care)
- poor little meow meow but. but like a little to the left. i can't believe im using the term 'poor little meow meow' unironically
- roach hater and for a good reason
- I wouldn't say he's Tejano (a Texan person with Mexican decent), but that's kinda what he is in my mind. my fucked up little brain
- Tony had a hamster once, and only once. its name was Pequeño and it died of a fucking heart attack (tony was like ten when this happened so. pretty traumatic. it's buried in a cookie tin in his mom's backyard)
- after that he refused to get a pet for like, five years.
- oh right tony also saw a small dog get devoured by a coyote so. yeah thats uh
- tony listens to billy idol!!
ok goobers. more on the way soon goobers
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“Nuerospicy”
Oh Nunya let me tell you a tragic tale
The last memory of mother I had before she passed away was when I was 9 and she pointed out how terrible my grades was for 3rd grade. She died in June of 2009 while she and I was asleep.
Than after two years living with that cunt I call my stepmom (a certain wizard of Oz song will be my favorite song when she finally croak) and putting myself into foster care after a huge fuck up I did (no worry my aunt was able to become my legal guardian and I’m fine as a adult) I learn on January 2012, I have autism and adhd.
Sorry, but the messes I caused, the pain I inflicted, the fact I could have made my mom proud if I was properly diagnosed at a younger age.
I want the cure at times, yes I want the FUCKING CURE. Because autism made my life a hell on earth.
Now I see these brats romanticize and fetishize my life mental issues. Put me back into the late 18th century-50’s asylum care. I would rather take that inhuman treatment than the shitshow I in now.
Ya, I'm not here for glorifying or romanticizing any of that stuff. ADHD, dyslexia, and every pro I know has said it's highly likely I'm on the spectrum but they're not going to say yes or no and I wouldn't dare to say I am without a proper diagnosis which didn't actually exist when I was diagnosed with all the other stuff, and we have the chemical imbalance called depression thrown in the mix too.
None of which I would wish on another decent human being, not many awful ones I would wish that on either.
RSD as a possible thing nobody ever mentioned that I can recall and I saw it on a post on here and said what is that, looked and started being incredibly overwhelmed with almost every emotion at the same time because while yes I am broken I'm not alone in that which is something I always thought I was alone with.
All that said I can still crack a joke about myself here and there, but if I had someone call me neurospicy unironically I would let them know that I would appreciate that not happening again because I'm a rational human being who doesn't expect everyone to know that it's not a positive thing and if they persist they might get cut out.
As for the Wizard of Oz
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Wonder if history will vindicate her or if she'll be riding a broom in British history books till the end of time.
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I like ABBA as much as the next guy, but I kind of hate how in the Stranger Things fandom it’s become the go-to example of era-appropriate preppy pop music . They were huge in the 70s yeah, but their last major hit One Of Us came out in 1981 (a full two years before season one), and they became seen as incredibly uncool for the rest of the decade. According to an interview with The Guardian in 2021, they were so disliked by 1982 that Björn Ulvaeus thought they’d never get the group back together. It wouldnt be that weird to headcanon one of the older characters liking them, but headcanoning the younger ones enjoying them unironically and without shame, especially the ones characterized as being "hip" or up to date with whats cool (which is why it`s so odd that Steve of all characters is the one most often subjected to this phenomena).
I have literally never seen anyone in this fandom mention The Go-Gos. Ever. That is an actual crime. You are all going to jail. The closest I’ve heard y’all get is mentions of Belinda Carlisle’s Heaven Is A Place On Earth, which came out in 1987, a year off from season 4 and definitely way too late for the first three seasons. The Go-Gos were literally the most popular all female rock band of all time. Head Over Heels is the U.S. national anthem and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. That second part was a joke but the first one is true. Personally I’d headcanon Steve and El in particular liking them. Steve because I’m pretty sure the only artist we see him listening to in canon is Pat Benatar, so him liking another, albeit much peppier, female lead rock act doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch. El because she deserves to have fun. If you want some song recommendations, my favorites from them are Head Over Heels, Turn To You, and Can’t Stop The World. Especially Turn To You, that song goes so goddamn hard.
Another band that I like and was popular at the time that I never see any mention of in this fandom is The Cars. I will admit though that that may be partially because the name “The Cars” is really hard to search for since both words in it are incredibly common. I also headcanon Steve liking them, he just seems like a The Cars kinda guy. Maybe Max as well (though I was a bit more confident in this headcanon before season 4). My song recommendations for them are Just What I Needed, Bye Bye Love, Let’s Go, and It’s All I Can Do (just note that these particular songs are actually from 1978-79, just because I happen to prefer their earlier work. It would probably still be considered pretty relevant, since there`s a world of difference between older songs by a band that is currently popular and older songs by a band that currently publicly disliked, but I thought I should address it anyway, since a lot of my argument hinges on relevancy. A couple songs that are more apropos are Drive and You Might Think, which are both from 1984).
I like a lot of other songs an artists from this time period and general genre, but these were the two that I thought were the most egregiously overlooked in the very, very specific context of the Stranger Things fandom, as well as being two of my favorites.
Sorry if this post came off as aggressive, you can headcanon literally anything you want (that’s kind of the point of headcanons lol), even in the face of historical inaccuracy, it’s just the ubiquity of that misconception in this fandom that bothers me a little, especially since it typically means overlooking other period and genre appropriate bands, especially ones I happen to like. Again, there’s nothing at all wrong with ABBA, or headcanoning ST characters liking ABBA. I especially liked WriterRose‘s (@wannabe-cartoonist on here I think) depiction of Steve liking ABBA in “Bah humbug” where the kids find one of their records in the player at his house and he tries to convince them it’s his mom’s. The music references in that entire fic series are great actually, you should go read it if you haven’t.
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disorganized thoughts on fionna and cake eps 5 and 6
(Spoilers!!)
ok ive only seen the eps once each and im going off of memory so a lot of this is probably gonna be paraphrased and mixed up but whatever . also this post is really fucking long lol sorry
-OK FIRST OFF THESE WERE SO GOOD RAAAAAH
-obviously we are in the farmworld, not surprised but very happy!!!
-also not very surprised fionna and cake immediately went along with simon’s plan
-the whole time they were talking about where to find a crown i was like lol. simon don’t look behind you
-cake bringing fionna a dead rat was really funny
-the versucci gag or whatever was also really good
-but what made me die was fionna talking abt how she’s played a lot of post apocalyptic rpgs and then it pans over to “man who has actually lived through the apocalypse”
-was really cool to see how the farmworld has developed after what happened with ice finn, i think it’s interesting how they’re more technologically advanced since the first time an ice age happened in this world they pretty much reverted to medieval times (does that make sense. you know what i mean)
-i was SO convinced jay was farmworld finn’s little sibling so when he said dad my heart stopped
-the name jay didn’t immediately click until bonnie was revealed to be one of his other kid’s name and i was like HOLY SHIT PUHOY???
-veeeery interesting since assumingely golb destroyed/erased the pillow world
-i guess you could just chalk it up to finn would have named his kids the same thing in any universe?
-but i mean speaking of his kids GOD he got busy with huntress wizard
-i mean it has to be huntress wizard. one of them looks just like human hunter wizard
-sucks that she died though
-simon’s ship of theseus thing was so fucking funny oh my god he’s just like me fr (i started talking about the ship of theseus in one of my assignments a few days ago and i was like. is this too nerdy.)
-i haven’t really talked about farmworld finn yet. a little sad he turned out so cold (pun not intended oops 😭) because of what happened to him when he was younger
-good on him for saying simon was a damn fool or whatever for wanting to put the crown on lol
-i wish they actually had a talk though
-cake saying fionna should kiss him while knowing he’s just an alternate version of her??????? girl
-also farmworld jake still being alive was crazy
-so it did turn out the crown was destroyed in this world, i honestly wasn’t sure since the crown from the main world survived direct contact with a comet lol
-the romeo and juliet style romance going on between finn’s kid and big destiny’s kid was really good
-finn showing up with bartram lmao!!!!!
-dude i love bartram, the bit in finn the human where finn’s mom says that they have to sell the mule and then bartram’s head peaks out from the bed in the corner is unironically one of my favorite jokes in adventure time
-i kinda forgot what happens between here and the end
-so did farmworld finn fucking die????
-idk what happened there i sure hope not
-i really don’t know if we’re going to revisit these worlds in any capacity considering the amount of time left but i hope we do now!! i feel like we need to see what happens lmao
-now for ep 6
-wasn’t really expecting it to open on “fionna world” as they started calling it
-i was wondering how they were gonna balance gumball and marshall yaoi with what’s going on with the main trio
-they did it really well though i think
-i also wasn’t really expecting to be introduced to winter king right away once we got back to the main plot
-he definitely gave me weird vibes right from the start im gonna be honest lol
-blaah i don’t really remember what happens between that and the winter wonder world sequence
-so ill just talk about that. holy fuck
-every review i read before the show came out was really hyping this scene up and i get why now
-was really cool to see the beyond the grotto animation again and the song was so good it’s still stuck in my head
-but the moment the winter king said he overcame the crown with sheer will i was like. um. im calling bs
-i was just thinking however it did happen though i have a bad feeling about! felt really bad for simon and when he said that he sucked i was like. oh no ☹️ dude
-the moment i saw little ice marcy pretty much cemented it for me i was like oh no something fucked up is happening here. tbh i still can’t really figure out what happened with that but given what the winter king said about making an ice betty. uhhhhhhhhhh
-OH YEAH cake once again saying simon and the winter king should kiss . GIRL WHAT ARE YOU ON
-i looooved crazy pb
-i remember when people were saying she was a marcy pb child lmao.
-simon saying that he wanted to “fix her” while the winter king just wanted to kill her was really interesting. im trying to figure out what it means lol. like we know that simon wants to be the ice king again but also now knowing he would want to fix and save someone from that madness…idk
-her song was really good
-her playing those ominous notes on her keyboard made me laugh
-i haven’t really talked about gumball (im not calling him gary im sorry) and marshall. i thought they were really cute!!! could definitely see marcy and pb meeting in a similar way
-the juxtaposition between gumball talking about his creations to fionna fighting the fucked up versions of them was really cool
-i hope gumball doesn’t take what the lemoncarbs said to heart . they’re just like that
-ok so. I was honestly more shocked that fionna kissed (a version of) simon than him disintegrating seconds after lmaooooo
-i have to wonder why he immediately died here when in betty (the episode) he was dying relatively slowly without the crown’s magic
-ive been writing down a bunch of crack theories and the first thing ive gotten right was the winter king transferring his craziness to pb lol lets goooo
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-i was thinking that simon might’ve transferred it himself but then i was like nooo he wouldn’t do that….apparently he would do that
-idk despite how he seemed i think the winter king was still a little insane in the membrane.
-maybe the crown was still influencing him in some way? and that’s the message here? idk
-i can’t believe bi fionna is real
-back to gumball and marshall. gumball describing slumber party panic……oh my jod 🥺🥺🥺
-the baby world was so cute
-“and i’ll be cursed the right way” simon do you fucking hear yourself
Ok that’s definitely not all i have to say but this post is long enough lmao ,, god this show is SO GOOD i can’t believe it’s real. ok that’s all
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AOT characters and music they’d listen to:
feat. Levi, Mikasa, Eren, Jean, Erwin, Hange, Armin, Sasha, Connie
But it’s really specific and not at all based off of people i know 😀 (i never ever do this but it was a thought that wouldnt leave me alone).
Eren: 
i’m sorry am I supposed to believe this dumb mf doesn’t listen to only tiktok songs w/o any awareness of him doing it???? He’ll be like “hey have you heard this new song?” 😄😄and its just an edited version of a song made by the neighbourhood years ago 😕 PLSSS sir diversify your tastes!!! he obsessively listened to that “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” song unironically. Before tiktok, he would only listen to music on that Top50 spotify playlists and the only playlists he had saved outside of it was one mikasa made for him. 😐😐 Also he hasn’t listened to the sza album and thinks the big boys song is on it (keep up 😤😤😤)
Levi:
i was so close to just saying he doesn’t listen to anything “why do u need music when you can just appreciate the silence??” BECAUSE SIR music sounds GOOD!!! 🤨🤨this is why i’d think he’d listen to shit like Kaleo?!?!?! 😭😭😭 idek just something that litterally does not evoke a single emotion . its just like . there . He probably might listen to the lumineers on occasion (ik theyre really good don’t come at me🫣🫣) poor bb would probably like heavy metal if somebody ELSE played it for him (he would never admit to it tho) bc its something Kenny used to play when he was younger but never asked him what kind of music it was to search it up himself. 🥺🥺
Mikasa: 
my sweet girl. :( she is a fiend!! she is a pinchrest, lana del rey, mitski, rina, bjork, tv girl, marina girly thru and thru🤩🤩(im not pulling this from my spotify i sweAR) shes so deadfaced about it. she shits on all those weird coquette girlies tho!! (as she should queen!!!) Never will admit to listening to it tho, and not because she’s embarrassed but because she doesn’t want anyone thinking she relates to the themes/subject matter (bbg why are you lying🥲🥲) But that’s okay because we can consume art critically! 😁😁😀
Jean:
oh dear god. save this white man pls. 😢😢ok okok he actually has pretty good taste in music. hes the type that argues “i love all kinds of music just not country” (but ya know hes singing along to 9 to 5 everytime it plays on shuffle🤭🤭) he’s also very idgaf with the type of music he listens to and for that reason he’ll put you onto amazing artists!!! I feel like he listens to a lot of Omar Apollo, Sega Bodega, Dominic Fike, idkkk. He also listens to A LOT of Brent Faiyaz, the weeknd, and Gunna.😍😍BUTT I also will die on this hill that he used to love Eminem and would memorize all the lyrics (jeanboy is the real slim shady)😙 i luv him, he burns cds for all his friends (yes eren too) but will hand them off so nonchalantly and will be so careful in making the order of the tracks (yes eren too) and everyone will mock him for being so loving (yes eren too). Anyways I headcanon that jean is very very open with giving out all his love to his friends, always hosting everyone (yes eren too), wears his heart on his sleeves, tells his mom every little detail about them, and has the entire checklist for being a good friend down. anyways this isn’t unfortunately a jean post :( i luv him so much actually. also a big radiohead fan for some reason !😝😝
Hange:
I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE!!!!!! hange has the best music taste and nobody expects it . (except me duh because i luv hange so so so so much 🤨) hange listens to what spotify categorizes as escape room music on their spotify wrapped. They listen to Eartheater, arca, bjork, coucou chloe, kilo kish, dorian electra, UGH I JUST CANT NOT ARGUE THIS ENOUGH!!! 👹👹hange’s dragging erwin and levi to the concerts and erwin’s grandpa ass is so enthusiastic for no reason (go white man go 🤠🤠) but like thats not all?? they also listen to artists like sevdaliza, florence, caroline polachek!!! HANGE LOVES WOMEN!!!! 😤FKA TWIGS, iamamiwhoami, kelela, kelsey lu :)))))) i feel like hange just loves :( it started out with trying to annoy levi with the weirdest sounding music ever but it turned out,,,,they really liked this kinda music (thx levi) Now he’s stuck with all their car rides consisting of hange whispering eartheater songs in his ear from the passengers seat right next to his ear. (also obsessed with any song they can gather people to dance along with #justdanceking) 🤞🤞
Erwin: 
erwin’s weird. he’s a weirdo. in case ya haven’t noticed. 😭😭 idk why his is so hard to think of??? He’s an unironic Rosalía stan and claims he luvs latina singers!! 😡😡i hate him so much. ok ok ok he’s a mariah carey, whitney houston, beyoncé, fan. He also loves like 2010s girl group music like fifth harmony, little mix, etcetera. 😫He cries to aretha franklin and nina simone. but he also knows the verses to Nicki’s songs :) i love him so much. ❤️
Sasha + Connie: 
they listen to the same music idc idc! Bad bunny, playboi carti, the weeknd. Connie went thru a bart simpson vapor wave/juice wrld phase. 😐😐😐He wouldve still been posting about XXXtentacion if Sasha didn’t smack some sense into him 😠😠(everyone say thank you sasha) Sasha also listens to lots of Britney i havta say! also loved the neighbourhood, arctic monkeys, etc growing up. I luv her so much 🤭🤭
Armin: 
my sweet darling boy grew up listening to emo rock and goth rock growing up. he hid it from everyone tho! instead he listened it to full blast on his headphones for hours at night and thats why today he says “huh.” 😕after every sentence someone says :/ hes grown out of it now but he still can belt out the lyrics to black parade anyday! went crazy over King for a Day bc Kellin Quinn AND Pierce the Veil?!?!?!😳😳 Now he loves screaming along in eren’s ear! 🤪🤪
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RAISA
(Most of this is bullshit I had in my drafts that Newt reminded me I needed to post. ROUNDERHOUSE’s Site-7 series on the wiki is all canon. Updated as I come up with more things for her.)
Last updated 23 August 2023
-Non-binary, any pronouns but mostly she/they with no preference for either and no one knows her sexuality because she stays holed up in Alaska and dislikes getting messages from anyone other than O5-10 in the AT AU, Site-15, and Ethics Committee. Autistic (I’m not, but I got a few mutuals to look over this who are so hopefully I’m doing it right). Black because her (human) mom was (she’s dead and O5-2 is her head now, Site-7 series) and box braids kinda look like power cables which is fitting. Omniscient sleep-deprived coffee addict who outsources her blackmail.
-Introverted all the way. Into their job even more than most Foundation personifs since there’s not much else to do up there and they are DEFINITELY not providing O5 info to Ethics. Definitely. Sometimes they get stuck doing things like yelling at Site-666 for almost breaching the Veil, a job not technically under their purview, but they see all and are in all OTJ 10985 phones. All of them (they provide some data for Site-17’s research team and often get stuck working together). They do notes not conversations. They knew Foundation was trans before Foundation did.
-She likes to sit outside in the cold because it makes her 75% computer brain run faster. There is a theory going around in some high circles that she is actually an .AIC that gained a physical body somehow but they are wrong, she manifested like any other personif.
-They like poking at knitted clothes. And layers. Thankfully, this is Alaska and all the rooms are cold anyways because computers. They have ZERO heat tolerance.
-She has unironically told Site-1 to “fuck off, I’m working” and not gotten disciplined. The whole Foundation would fall apart without her, while also not sure exactly what she’s doing at Site-7, so she usually gets whatever she requests. Site-1 did indeed fuck off.
-They have a single AirPod or headphones in constantly and really like Vocaloid (something about automated voices and concerning lyrics). Their favorite Vocaloid songs are the JubyPhonic cover of Hello, Again and End-World Normopathy by GHOST. They also enjoy Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land by MARINA.
-So, stims. She really likes the click of tall key keyboards, which is nice because she spends most of her days typing at one. RGB keyboard indeed. @imadewritingmyjob suggested that she has an oral fixation so she chews things (mostly gum) when she’s away from the keyboard or the day of the annual RAISA Expo, which is like being on calls with multiple humans who have no idea how she works except they’re invading her space and right in front of her. Least favorite day of her year, by far.
-Fidget spinners probably, they kinda give me Ira vibes too with the three lobes and the circle. They also recite sentences from SCP documents (they have the whole database memorized), especially when stressed. Mostly the unredacted versions, so sometimes they use the gum as a substitute when in earshot of lower clearances.
-She jokes about being omniscient constantly but it’s not really a joke.
-5’4.
[23 Aug 2023]
-Born in 1963 in Maria Jones’s office, and became Site-7 in 1970. She aged as humans do for her first seven years.
-Motivated partially by intense curiosity, especially in the early days, especially of people, since their first task was organizing personnel files. Site-19’s Director and Ethics somewhat were the only ones who backed them, which is why they’re still cordial towards them. Everyone else started once they prevented the earth from becoming a second sun.
-The Archival Office is their personif father, 20 years older than them, and became Site-7B in 1985.
-Ira as a whole considered her an annoyance, due to her constant questions (she spoke from the get-go, as most personifs do) and her tendency to correct every incorrect statement she heard (within the speaker’s clearance), both of which she perceived as interfering with her work. Site-7 in my canon was put so far out for all the typical reasons, but also because she wanted a place to keep her where she’d be useful but out of her sight. RAISA knows this and pretends she doesn’t; while she enjoys being so remote, no one blames her for her remaining bitterness.
-Nonverbal in crowds: their own people don’t count. 95% of their considerable attention is focused on maintaining the surveillance state, and the remaining 5% is taken up by processing all the noise in their mundane senses. They don’t talk in unfamiliar places in general, due to a combination of that and typical Foundation paranoia.
-Her voice when talking to herself is much louder than the one she uses around other people. It was even softer when she was younger, since she slips between accents constantly as a result of the diversity of her personnel (RAISA canonically has a history of hiring entirely on merit and not caring about the way things look) and tried to hide that.
-It’s also why they try to enunciate their words more clearly than most. Maria was constantly reminding them to speak up. They’re louder now, but still quieter than most people, which is just personal preference.
-Staring at 10985 surveillance footage all day and seeing the amount of horrifying shit she has from the cameras on her true body often makes her feel distant from everything around her. She also uses her external monologue to ground herself, which is one of the reasons she’s louder when alone.
-Like Ira, their voice drops pitch and gains more vocal fry when they’re stressed, and also like Ira, they prefer to communicate through notes or body language when extremely anxious. RAISA rarely has issues with this at Site, except, as usual, on the Expo.
-Hates Cimmerian with a burning passion for basically knocking her out for a week with 650 million emails. There’s something in her 10985 file about keeping them away from each other’s line of sight.
I Am Only What You Made Me
-Engaged in a constant prank war with O5-10. Kay attracts personifs like bread attracts ducks, which is surprisingly similar to what’s actually happening. They’re like siblings. RAISA’s an overpowered secretary and they’re an overglorified file cabinet, by their own admission.
-[Aug 23, 2023] Maria Jones is still alive in this AU.
-Most of Aaron’s personal memorabilia for Ira is managed by Site-7B, and RAISA knows the full extent of the love he hides that he has for her. She is not aware of her abuse during his containment until after the fact.
Here is what she looks like, and @loquaciousnewt’s wonderful depiction of her (old design) is here
Fun fact, the word document I keep with my headcanons for all my personifs is named ‘RAISA’s SCP-10985 Database’.
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cant sleep. looking thru my notes app. found headcanons.
Music
Dick: "Nice Nirvana shirt. Name a song other than Smells Like Teen Spirit." (Listens to rock and music for depressed people, but switches to top 40 when any of the "kids"* are around. He has an image to maintain.)
*past and present robins & any of the various other heroes he's mentored
Jason: unironic tswift enjoyer :/ and heavy metal or smth. he also has an image to maintain.
Tim: punk covers of pop lyrics. and various recs from kon.
Steph: whatever the hell she wants, I'm not gonna tell her what to do.
Damian: classical music + vocaloid
TV shows
Dick: true crime specials and whatever's there when he turns on the tv.
Jason: pride and whatever-the-fuck, say yes to the dress, and cooking competitions. has horror movies and crime procedurals to put on when he has company.
Tim: rick and morty, those mystery shows that my mom+sibling are always watching that i can never get into, and the walking dead.
Steph: she's one of those adults who rewatch their childhood favorites a little too often. also big on reality tv.
Damian: tv is for idiots (shoujo romance anime) (he gets very upset when they deviate from the original manga) (ohshc ending hater)
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this is so niche but here we go- stranger things character’s favourite beatles / beatles’ songs:
will - i think as a kid it would have been paul, because he though he was pretty, but as he got older he appreciated john’s lyrics a lot more (also bc he’s mike’s fav). fav song is a tie between “the fool on the hill” and “nowhere man”.
mike - john 100%. it just makes sense ok, i will not be elaborating. his favourite beatles song is “come together”.
eleven - ringo! i don’t think she would know too much about them, but hopper put abbey road on the record player one day, and she loved “octopus garden”. she also loves “with a little help from my friends” but hasn’t realized it’s the beatles yet.
max - she’s DEFINITELY a george stan, she found out about him through his solo album “cloud nine” and decided to look into the stuff he did with the beatles and loved it! her fav album is the white album, but her fav songs are “it’s all too much” and “i’m only sleeping”.
dustin - paul would be dustin’s favourite, because his mom would constantly play his solo albums growing up. he also just really likes the song “i saw her standing there”.
lucas - originally was a paul fan, but grew to love george because of how much max likes him <3 he always sings the song “something” to her as it’s “their song”.
steve - literally only knows their names because robin made him watch yellow submarine, but loves their music. he says his favourite is john, but all his fav songs are by paul (and robin never hesitates to remind him of that). his favourite beatles song is “twist and shout” because of ferris bueller’s day off- and no, he doesn’t know it’s a cover.
robin - musically george, personality ringo, she loves all of their movies and owns all of their albums on vinyl thanks to her hippie parents. probably has a beatles pin on her backpack: and said pin is probably of the “rubber soul” album cover. her favourite songs are “i want to tell you” and “norwegian wood (this bird has flown)”.
eddie - john. just like mike, no explanation needed. fav song is “helter skelter” (duh).
nancy - claims to love paul, but has a huge soft spot for ringo. jonathan always teases her about it, though lovingly of course. she is also a firm believer in early beatles supremacy, and “all my loving” is her fav song by the band.
jonathan - george personality wise, john music wise. used to unironically sob to “yer blues” when he was twelve. favourite album is probably revolver, or oddly enough: beatles for sale.
argyle - george: “he’s the hippie one, right?” absolutely obsessed with “old brown shoe”.
hopper - huuuuge beatles fan, collects trinkets, memorabilia, records, you name it. genuinely can’t pick a favourite member, but if pressed hard enough he’ll manage to choke out a quiet “lennon”. favourite song is 100% “a day in the life”.
joyce - paul, of course! she was around for the rise of beatlemania, and paul stole her heart right away. her favourite beatle song is probably “and i love her”, or the beatles’ cover of “til there was you”.
if you disagree, you’re wrong <3
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