#its just absurd

[did-you-fall-for-a-shooting-star]

Its Christmas weekend. Its December 24th. Its Christmas EVE. But you know what else it is?? Do you?

ITS FUCKING SPRING OUTSIDE IS WHAT IT IS

ITs gonna be nearly 60F outside on Christmas day. No snow. Stores have been selling sweaters since SEPTEMBER but WHY?? We dont need that shit until January anymore. We can survive the couple random cold days with a hoodie until winter actually kicks in. Yeah Im dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know CAUSE THEY ARE PRACTICALLY NON EXISTENT NOW. Did you want to go sledding or have a snowball fight or build a snowman over your winter break? WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU. Instead you get rain this week.

And its not like I live in a warm climate either!!!! Im in Pennsylvania!!! In the foothills of the Appalachian MOUNTAINS!!!!!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE COLD HERE!!!!!!!

#screaming.to.the.gods #sorry just wanted to scream about it #when I was a kid we got a few blizzards and would build tunnels through the snow #winter break *felt* like winter #even if we only had a dusting of snow - it was at least freezing cold #it made you want to sit by the heater with hot chocolate #but now #Im walking around in shorts and a t shirt #its just absurd #christmas

[glossytoothpick]

My mother put on that terrible ass Ben Shapiro rap and told me with a straight face that she thinks me, her lesbian daughter, would unironically like the song

#Keep in mind #I literally dated a girl and she is aware I have dated a girl #And she unironically thinks her lesbian daughter is going to enjoy Ben Shapiro rapping about why he hates pronouns and liberals #I don’t get her lol #My mom unironically likes the song too #Even though it is actual ass #Ben Shapiro fucking SUCKS at rapping by the way #Which is why everyone was clowning on the song for being so terrible #And not to mention the lyrics were so bigoted and abhorrant #I’ve never heard a song so bad #I think I need to cleanse my pallet with a lot of Will Wood after that Jesus fucking Christ 💀💀 #shenanigans #my ramblings #not a vent #its just absurd #lgbtq+ #tw homophobia #tw transphobia #tw Ben shapiro #tw conservatives #lesbian #lgbtq community

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

#totk #loz #link #tulin #totk spoilers #my comics #my art #it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die #anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant” #also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day #(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol) #theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell #they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation #idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd #broke this one up also so its more viewable too #sparks art

[lucithecrow]

Seeing tons of videos of ppl cleaning their like 17 year olds room. Girl, that's almost a full adult. They can clean up after themselves

#at some point #its just absurd #come on #thats a grown person #this may be #somewhat toxic #im not sure #but whatever #you can clean your room #by 17 #grow up

[opikiquu]

these 2 gonna drive me insane

#^ positive i love them i love them i love them i love them #as if im not already insane for them . Sighs #honkai star rail #honkai sr #hsr #hsr dr ratio #hsr aventurine #dr ratio x aventurine #ratiorine #aventio #my friends getting sick of me i KNOW it but i just CANT STOP TALKING ABT THEM #<- my justification for like 7 posts in 2 days. #★ arin rambles #i woke up in a cold sweat after having a dream about them its getting absurd. #No THE NOTE joke this time (im giving everyone a break since i bring it up every 7 seconds) #Please…talk to me about them… i will listen….. #we should make dr ratio more of a dork #dork-tor ratio #i need to stop rambling in my tags i look insane #Nvm i refuse. Not when it comes to aventio. i refuse to be silenced . #‘stop talking about ratio and aventurine’ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. #★ arin makes stuff

[zarla-s]

I've been playing a lot of Palworld lately, it's so addictive! It scratches a certain itch for me perfectly, haha. These are the three that have stood out to me so far, which probably doesn't come as a huge surprise.

[patreon]

#palworld #maraith #cawgnito #swee #z art #i played an absurd amount of valheim so this came as no surprise to me #love doing big floaty jumps on my maraith like wheee #i keep forgetting its name so i'm like the thing... the weird looking thing... you know #me and mal have set up some neat bases #i love just watching em walk around and do stuff #carry things or chop trees or whatever #sometimes other ones steal swee's bed and we're like hey! get outta there!! #that's for swee!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

weeee more fantasy au doodles

#ft. the chanel boots <3 #or. wait. what's a pun on chanel incorporating either 'demon' or 'patron' #cha... chahell... patronel... no that just sounds like citronella #whatever doesnt matter its 6 am i havent slept and i have a low grade migraine I Cant Pun Right Now #on another note i gave poppy a lil neck corset bc. uh. runs away #and her little sling for carrying wally in puppet form! keeping him safe and secure! #and of course barnaby & wally snuggles <3 #yall would not BELIEVE how many doodles i have of them cozy together. its absurd #its just! the size difference i have stuck in my brain is Perfect for wally curling around barnaby's big ol head! #and also Perfect for barnaby holding wally like a stuffed animal! #your honor i love them! #wh fantasy au #scribble salad #I LOVE WALLY'S TALL ASS BOOTS #he needed some HOOVES #and a couple of extra inches. i imaging that while wearing them he's as tall as if not taller than julie/sally #little man on stilts... #and his apple belt! his Eye Shirt! #its not often i so thoroughly enjoy my own outfit design but i think i really did go off with this one

[bakudekublogblog]

I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE FUCKING EXAGGERATING WHEN THEY SAID HEROES RISING WAS THE BAKUDEKU MOVIE BUT. NO IT. IT WAS JUST A WHOLE MOVIE??? OF BAKUDEKU??? THE WHOLE FUCKING THING?? HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE COME OUT OF THIS THINKING THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE HERO PARTNERS AT THE END OF THIS SERIES WHAT IS ///HAPPENING/// this must have been fucking DEVESTATING for the antis holy SHIT

#bkdk #bakudeku #A WHOLE FUCKING FEAST OF JUST BAKUDEKU BEING TWIN FLAME SOULMATES TWO HALVES OF A WHOLE #JUST PUNCHING RAINBOWS INTO THE SKY WITH MY OTHER HALF #THE WIN TO SAVE TO MY SAVE TO WIN #THE BETTER HALF OF ME #KACCHAN BEING WORRIED FOR IZUKU LOSING ALL FOR ONE BC ITS THE END OF HIS DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! #HE CARES ABOUT HIM!!!! #SOFTLY BEING LIKE didn't you wanna say bye to the babies #WHILE THEY'RE ALONE TOGETHER ON THE BOAT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS SO FAR AWAY FROM THEM #just an ABSURD AMOUNT OF BKDK JUST THEM BEING A POWER COUPLE THE WHOLE MOVIE AHAKJSDLFJ WHAT #i have to think about this for eight business days now and rewatch it maybe five million more times

[vyeoh]

My hot take for today is that anyone who thinks be more chill is cringe hates fun and also missed the entire lesson of the musical

#vio.txt #i saw it live and it was so fun #like it didnt have the slightly to very stuffy vibes more serious shows had and i got to see some serious talent and production #the story is fairly simple and its def absurd and its just a silly fun time!! #george salazar made me cry lmao. also i got stephanie hsu's signature!!!!! its a flex now lmao #the squip entrance also rocks #vpices in my head also made me cry live #bmc #be more chill #i am cringe but i am free!!! #i could tell by the live performance that the performers had more room to play and try fun riffs and things #the audience was ehhh bc it was a younger crowd but tbh older audiences are worse in a different way

[abyssalic]

Didn’t like his previous face so it got an update!! Just gotta get the 2nd set of arms done THEN i can throw some colors onto this mf

#not gonna tag it bc its just a wip of my cryptid eclipse but i spent an absurd amount of time trying what i like for its face so #jazz hands through my tears #my snart (snail art) #delete later

[suntails]

idolatry

#the absurd unhealthy levels of devotion sebek has is so interesting. silver too but in a different way. sebeks is so blatant so OVERT #i think it would be rly fun (awful) if book7 had OB malleus and sebek having to choose whether or not to go against his lord. and thing is #im half convinced he'd still pick malleus. i think malleus could be mid OB and wrecking the world out of his mind and sebek would still pick #to be by his side. even knowing hes wrong. even seeing the negative repercussions live. i think he could #like i dont quiiite see twst going that dark realistically. like sebek was willing to fight malleus in halloween 2 thinking he was possessed #tho it could be argued he only fought BECAUSE he thought it wasnt malleus too. idk just food for thought #i want to know Why sebek idolizes malleus and lilia so much. its implied bc theyre fae but i want an inciting incident backstory #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #do i get to tag malleus? his portrait is there.....its my post i do whatever i want #non silver art for once. dont get used to it. this is silver nation im sure he'll be back soon #suntails

[koshka-sova]

tom scott would absolutely fit in arknights by virtue of how detailed the worldbuilding is in this game. yes this is just about the "im at X" thing he does every video.

"im at an abandoned amusement park in chernobog-"

"im in sami"

"i am about to cross a road in nuova volsinii"

"i am in vyseheim-"

"i am still in sami"

"i am here with dr kaltsit-"

"im at rhine HQ"

"im in front of a shop in county hillock"

"i am here at the ursus-higashi border-"

(loud voice bc windy) "IM AT THE FIELD OF FORGOTTEN WATER"

(whispering) "i am inside the mansfield state prison"

(shouting) "I AM ABOUT TO ENTER A KAWALERIELKI MAJOR ARENA"

"im at the entrance to gran faro-"

"im on a train to kjerag-"

(in kazdel, somehow) "i am here with dr kaltsit again-"

"i am in the golden city in sargon!"

"im at the iron carrot mining platform-"

"i am in laterano-"

"im at the obsidian festival"

"i am in front of the lgd headquarters"

(talking abt zeruertza) "im on top of a city"

"i am at mount hymnoi"

"im in calaisblason-"

"i am back from sami."

"i am in dossoles!"

"im in one of the naval battalions heading towards the sea"

due to how on-the-nose arknights is about real life inspirations, the tom scott of terra would be a feline. BUT it would also be funny if it was a team rainbow situation

#arknights #catowl rambles #i had drafted this in my head a few days ago #the game would go smth like #this person is not affiliated with any similarities! #and the name is smth like Thames Scott #being feline its a catlike thing to suddenly be in places you wouldnt expect. maybe. #dont ask how he has access to the golden city or iberia's navy #if anything he'll explain it in his videos #.......click might know him........... #not as an acquintance just that of the many operators click would know the 'tubers #also the iberian navy thing is bc despite the absurdity of him being in the golden city #the aegir cities are the one place i cant picture him being in

[elysiadragonart]

Ibis

#dragon #dragonborn #furry #anthro #ttrpg character #c:ibis #have not been tagging ibis oops this is why i dont tag anything on main i cannot remember anything ever #ibis has absurd volume of hair its just like me fr

[greenconverses]

more ritualistic sacrifice of silly mascots plz

#pop tarts bowl #college football #pop tarts #the way I am ROLLING #truly america at its best #just absurd

[liquidstar]

everything Greek is mythology because like England, Greece isn't real.

ok obviously we all know england isnt real but all jokes aside youd actually be surprised how many ppl ive told i was from greece and replied w something along of lines of "greece still exists?" or "greece is real?" (while still believing in england??) PLEASE PAY ATTENTION IN GEOGRAPHY EVERYONE!

#granted a few of these interactions were from when i was younger and well sometimes kids just dont know shit #but some have been as a young adult or late teen and its like. dude. #dude come on. #and its not an absurd number of people or anything but i feel like any number should be surprising bc like what??? x_x

[bell-of-indecision]

rumor has it that if you ask me about porus 2017 I will vibrate at the speed of light and then combust out of sheer anger

#i postponed watching the last 6 episodes because I couldn't watch Hasti die yet i love him too much #and OH MY GOODNESS I should've just left it at that #this was by far the absolute worst ending I've ever seen #character assassination at its finest #and no I'm not talking about the fact that puru was literally assassinated in the end #I'm talking about the fact that Alexander did the most absurd things including murdering puru's brother #AND disrespecting his dead body #and by the end Puru was calling him friend #CHARACTER #ASSASSINATION #this can't be the same puru that brutally murdered ambhiraj out of vengeance #Alexander was the WORST he deserved DEATH and nothing else #it wouldn't be historically accurate you say??? #WHAT about this show was historically accurate my guy??? #anyway It's been a week and I'm still LIVID don't touch me I will explode #to whom it may concern. #the three people in this fandom come get y'all juice #porus #indian tumblr #desi tumblr #desiblr