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dudelegushbka · 3 months
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titan-desuu · 2 months
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Me when my fav character has screen time:
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mikesmatcha · 10 months
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Cause of arrest: public indecency. Mike initiated it.
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violentvaleska · 3 months
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𝑨𝒃𝒚𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔
ᴇɪɢʜᴛ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗᵐᵃʳᵉˢ
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ʟᴇᴠɪ ᴀᴄᴋᴇʀᴍᴀɴ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ʙᴇɪɴɢ ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴡᴀʟʟ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴛᴜʀɴs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴅɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴄᴀɴᴛ' ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ɢᴏʀᴇ, ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɢsᴛ
ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs: ↫ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜs ɴᴇxᴛ ↬
ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪs
ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3
ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ: @ajmiila02 @xiernia @sunniisyde
ᴀ/ɴ: ɪ'ᴍ sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ, ᴍʏ ᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴍʏ ᴇxᴀᴍ ᴡᴀs ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ, sᴏ ɪᴛ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴡᴀs ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ. ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ, ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ, ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ.
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Armin Alert had the same suspicions about Annie Leonhardt as you did. Erwin couldn't ignore that: two of his soldiers, one more intelligent than the other, were accusing one of their comrades. This, and the fact that he believes in your unusual talent, has made Erwin Smith, 13th Commander of the Survey Corps, decide to plan the Assault on Stohess. The other problem is the cadets of the 104th Division. If it turns out that Cadet Leonhardt is indeed the traitor, there is a good chance that at least two other cadets are as well. Which is why he sent them to wall Rose under the supervision of none other than Section Commander Mike Zacharias. Not just to watch them, but to watch you too. Erwin wouldn't say it out loud, but he thinks you're suspicious. While he doesn't think you're lying about your memory loss and visions, after what happened to you on the expedition it would be idiotic not to.
Sure, the signs point to you being from wall Maria, maybe Shiganshina, but what if those were other visions of yours? He has reasons to believe you're not from here, it's the way you talk about certain things, like the ocean. Not many have heard of it, it's an unspoken concept that few seem to know about. Like his own father. In the end, it was that knowledge that killed him. He overheard you talking about it once with the Arlert boy, and while the Cadet's eyes were bright with hope, yours were filled with knowledge. You knew it existed, you saw it, and you don't remember it. He has more reason to believe you are from outside the walls. He remembers it clearly, it was the first time the two of you spoke, and he felt a little strange about that particular phrase at the time. "What if I'm from outside your walls?" He had soldiers with memory loss, but none of them would go so far as to lose that kind of memory. Another thing that made even Mike question you was when you said "I think I left school when I was 14". If you really were from wall Maria, there was no way you could have stayed in school until you were 14. The maximum age is 12, only kids from Sina have the luxury of staying longer. And you can't be from Sina, because if you were, someone would have reported you missing. The only others who know his thoughts are Levi, Hange and Mike, which is why he placed you in one of their squads.
He knows that using Mike to bait you is technically considered unethical, but Erwin has the greater good in the picture and if that included exploiting you for humanity to gain freedom he wouldn't care. It's as simple as that. Plus, he feels better about the fact that Mike does have an affection for you and has taken a liking to your gentle nature. Gentle not in the way you talk, you certainly speak your mind when needed, but rather how you treat yourself and others. Or the way you took care of your gear and uniform. He's surprised that Levi hasn't noticed your love for perfection, perhaps his dislike for you has blinded his sharp senses, or so he likes to believe. Erwin looks from the window of the office to Levi, their eyes meeting in the middle. The Commander can't help but to wonder if Levi truly feels nothing but disdain for you, he has seen the way his Captain looked at you, full of longing and obsession.
"What is it?" Levi asks, his arms crossed defensively, and his eyebrows raised.
"Faye told me the outcome of today's events. We're going to capture the female titan." He finally says, revealing a piece of information he hasn't shared with anyone yet.
"So that's why you were so positive." Levi looks at him with a bit of mockery, his lips curled into a tight smile.
"I know you like to gamble, but taking such a big risk just because the girl you fancy has dreamed of it is ridiculous." Erwin winces at the harsh words and gives his comrade a hard look.
"I don't fancy her." Erwin explains in a gruff voice as he frowns at the accusation.
"But Mike does. Would you turn a blind eye if I took a cadet as a plaything for myself?" Levi asks provocatively, something in his eyes glimmering with a hint of jealousy. Erwin tries to keep his composure, smiling instead of frowning at the question.
"Why? Are you interested in someone in particular?" He asks, a dark glint in his blue eyes as he sees Levi look away, ashamed, even uncomfortable.
"Tch. Don't be ridiculous." He spits in disgust, as if it wasn't natural for a human to want the affection and love of another. The conversation ends there, leaving Levi deep in thought. "Is there someone out there?" he wonders as he leaves the office, groaning in pain as he takes another step.
You giggle as Mike pulls you through the empty corridors, a grin on his own face. You've been in the small HQ outpost for two days and it's been nothing but boring. At least you had a chance to meet up with your reunited comrades from the trainee corps and chat with them about what has happened so far. Reiner, who's been most interested in your visions, has been asking you about them incessantly; you thought it was because he's afraid of a possible tragic outcome. Your Section Commander also felt a bit bored, although they all deserved a break after the expedition, and if observing them was the only condition for that, then so be it.
"But Section Commander, we-" you cry as he pulls you into his chest, hugging you against him as he leans his body against the wall.
"Quiet. You don't want them to hear us, do you?" He tilts his head, looking down at you with a mocking smile.
"No. But..." he doesn't let you finish, taking your chin between his fingers and pulls you into a heated kiss, his eyes closed while yours are still open in surprise, though you quickly melt into his touch, enjoying the intimate moment. He turns his body, changing the position to suit him as your back is pressed against the wall, his hips hungrily grinding down your torso with ease. The way Mike's lips leave yours, only to plant themselves on your neck seconds later, makes you shiver, a hot sensation consuming your stomach as you respond with a breathless sound. You are so lost in the moment of pleasure that you almost forget the whole situation. This scenario is strangely familiar, but not in a good way. "Has Mike ever touched me like this before?" You ask yourself, a frown slowly taking over your features as your senses begin to pull you back. 'Was it one of my dreams? The amusement quickly fades as a sickening realization rips you completely out of the moment and makes you push your Section Commander away.
Mike Zacharias opens his eyes in a drunken haze as he notices your frightened expression.
"Are you okay?" He asks worriedly, wondering if he has overstepped your boundaries without realizing it. But something about your expression has him in a stranglehold. The way your eyes fill with tears frightens him a little too, as he takes a step back, his heart aching at the sight of you.
"Titans." Is the only thing that leaves your lips, making him raise an eyebrow.
"Titans?" Zacharias repeats, confused as to why you thought of them now. He's patient, but still a little worried, there must be something wrong, maybe another vision.
"They will breach the walls." You both know it's true, he's learnt to trust your visions by now, that's why he pulls himself together so quickly, his face darkening at the information.
"When?" Your Section Commander demands to know, ready to die if necessary.
"Any time. But Mike..." You try to grab his hand as he turns to leave, feeling it slip from your fingers. It's almost as if his life is passing through them and you can't stop it, can't do anything about it.
"No wait..." Running after him is almost impossible, his long legs carrying him through the corridors leading up to the Watchtower. This time I'll be faster than fate,' you promise yourself, running up the stairs after him. This time I'll outrun it.
Running up the stairs, you finally catch up with him, his eyes staring into the distance as if trying to make out the shape of something. The wind blows around them as he smells it, the glare deepening.
"What is it, Mike?" Nanaba asks, curious at the sudden appearance of her Section Commander.
"Thomas, ride out of here. Take three couriers and Faye with you. Inform the districts, Wall Rose has been breached." Nanaba gasps and looks at Faye with a mixture of shock and disbelief, clearly suspecting her visions.
"The chances of Titans hiding in the 104th Cadet Corps are slim." He mumbles, clenching his hand into a fist as he turns his head towards you and stares at you in despair.
"Go with Thomas. It's not safe here." Mike's voice is harsh as he pushes you and stares at you, making you take a cautious step down.
"Mike, no, you'll get away if I don't..." He cringes as he takes your shoulders and looks down at you.
"And so will you if you stay here." His voice is hushed as his bullets move from you to your comrade.
"Take her to Erwin, guard her with your life." Thomas salutes, taking you by the wrist as he leads you to the fly, tears running down her cheeks as she catches her breath.
"Please Thomas, Mike will die if you don't let me help him." You plead with the older soldier, trying to pull your wrist from his tight grip. He stops for a second, his eyes fixed straight ahead.
"No. I have orders." He breathes, a stressed expression on his face as you both reach the stable. Even the horses seem troubled, as if they feel the presence of death approaching. You understand why Thomas is afraid, but you don't blame him. Perhaps you could trick him and turn back before he notices. You put the brown leather saddle on your horses' backs and quickly lead them out of the stable, following your comrade.
"Stay calm, Sonne." You say, stroking her white hair, hoping to calm her a little. On your first expedition, Sonne was accidentally hit by a smoke grenade. That encounter must have frightened your horse a little, seeing how she reacts to the Titans in the distance.
As you leave the wooden stables, your comrades and friends from the 104th enter, and you can see from their faces that they must have been informed of the breach.
"Faye!" Sasha cries, running to grab your shoulder and shake you.
"Please tell me I'm not going to die!" Her voice is loud and obviously frightened, her brown eyes wide as she tightens her grip. You smile reassuringly, pretty sure you haven't seen her die before.
"No, don't worry -" the next person to barricade you is Connie, pulling on your arm in panic.
"What about me?" You'd like to answer all these questions, but now is not the time. It takes both Reiner and Thomas to free you from their grasp, an overwhelming feeling in your gut at the whole situation.
As you leave the wooden stables, your comrades, and friends of the 104th enter and you can see from their faces that they must have been informed of the breach.
"Faye!" Sasha cries, running to grab your shoulder and shake you.
"Please tell me I'm not going to die!" Her voice is loud and obviously frightened, her brown eyes wide as she tightens her grip. You smile reassuringly, pretty sure you haven't seen her die before.
"No, don't worry -" the next person to barricade you is Connie, pulling on your arm in panic.
"What about me?" You'd like to answer all these questions, but now is not the time. It takes both Reiner and Thomas to free you from their grasp, an overwhelming feeling in your gut at the whole situation.
"Good luck, guys." You wave after them and hop onto Sonne's back, relying on Thomas to lead the way. It would take the two of you 12 hours to get to Stohess District, and considering you have to inform all the other districts on the way, it would probably take another hour. You'll arrive late in the evening, by which time the assault on said district will be over and Erwin will most likely face the consequences. You have to be quick; you know. But when you turn your head, you see the first abnormal titans arriving, the cadets fleeing from them while Mike distracts them. Your heart sank and you glanced at Thomas, concentrating as he rode forward, not daring to look back. The flash of images of a torn Mike makes you jump and in a heartbeat, you decide to turn around and order Sonne towards the scout outpost. Thomas notices and curses under his breath, cursing you but not following you; the lives and fates of thousands of people. As a soldier, it's his duty to weigh up whose soul is most worth saving, and for Thomas, yours or Mike's isn't worth as much as half the population, you understand.
On your way to help your Section Commander, you notice a particular Titan, one that looks like an ape, covered in brown fur. He's lanky and tall, with long arms and a bored expression. You've seen this one before in your dreams, and he's definitely not good news. He's intelligent, you know that much, but what you're not so sure about is his role in this whole ordeal, you've seen the human inside this monster, a man with blond hair and a beard, tall and arrogant. You didn't expect him to be here so soon, which surprises you a little and makes you wonder how quickly your other visions will come true. You look away from him to see a horse riding in Mike's direction, still standing on the roof, oblivious to you, his eyes fixed on the beast like a titan, worried by its sudden appearance. It's as if it had appeared out of nowhere. Noticing the Titan's long arm reaching for Mike's horse, a surprised yelp escapes your lips and you urge Sonne to ride faster.
The next thing happening is over in mere seconds, but to you it feels like an eternity. Mike's horse is lifted by the beast and thrown onto the roof, where he stands with a shocked expression on his face, his body frozen in surprise. He pulls his blade from his belt and screams something you can't make out. All you can see is his now dead horse flying in his direction, blood splattering like rain all over you. The stallion's corpse hits Mike, causing him to fall from the roof straight onto the ugly, small creature below him. You scream and grab the controls of your own gear, standing up slightly in your saddle, aiming the anchors at the house where your Section Commander and lover was standing a moment ago and swinging from Sonne, pulling your wielded blade from its sheaths to aim at the titan's neck. Mike's painful screams mingle with yours as the crippled titan bites down, breaking skin and bone.
Before you can reach it and kill it, something pulls you back by the wires of your equipment, causing you to lose control of the ODM. Wiggling in the air, you scream as you spin around to see the ape visaged titan kneeling, your wires squeezed between his fingers as he looks down at you as if you're nothing more than an insect. Adrenaline shoots through your body as you try to break free, but it's no use. Another painful scream draws your attention away from your hopeless situation and your tearful eyes land on the one man who tried to protect you.
"Mike!" You whimper as the titan bites down once more.
"They must not have heard me." At first, you don't quite understand where that strange, deep voice is coming from, but as you look carefully at the intelligent Titan, you realize that he is indeed the one speaking.
"I told you to wait." With that, he grabs the titan's abnormally large head and squeezes it with the simple pressure of his fingers. One of its eyes pops out of its socket and you feel a sickening sensation in your gut at the sight. Mike falls to the ground, legs limp as he holds his lower, bleeding abdomen. The beastly titan begins to playfully bounce you up and down on the string, which does nothing to alleviate your nausea.
"May I ask what you call your strange weapon?" You swallow and meet his eyes. While yours are tearful and filled with fear, his yellowish ones hold nothing but mockery.
"That thing at your waist that allows you to fly." He continues to explain his question.
"What the fuck?" You yell, staring at him in disbelief, as if he didn't just comment on the fact that the titan threw a fucking horse at Mike and left you hanging like a literal bug.
"That's not nice of you..." He speaks, adding a name that sounds familiar and yet so strange at the same time. Your eyes widen as you stare at him in surprise.
“That's not my name.” You blur out almost automatically, making the titan races a furry brow.
“Is it not? Well I figured you wouldn't remember it. Afterall, you did this to yourself, little dove.” Confused, you frown, wondering what he meant by that.
“That's right. You have no memories of that day.” He mocks and lays his attention back on Mike, expression unfazed at the shocked state he is in.
“I noticed you also use swords. Fascinating. Must mean you know that we reside in the nape. Did you tell them that?” The beast questions you, giving you a hard glare, like you are a traitor of some sort.
“I suppose I'll just take it back with me.” Declaring his decision, the titan reaches for Mike to take his damaged ODM from his hips, making humanity's second strongest soldier cower in fear.
“Please don't kill him.” You beg and yelp as he moves you over to the outposts roof, placing you on top of it. While you wiggle yourself free again and give him an desperate look, you take notice of Mike slowly standing up, blade in hand and furious expression plastered over his bruised face.
“You leave my Faye alone!” He screams out and points the blade at him in a demanding way. The ape looks surprised at the sudden will to fight.
“Faye? That's ironic. Tell me do you love that man?” Your eyes widen at the question, and you look from him to the soldier, nothing but pleading desire to save him in your heart.
“Yes.” You confess, your teary eyes never leaving Mike's.
“Hm. Then you leave me no choice.”
Feeling your heart stop beating, your eyes widen as four titans, that have been standing still like bystanders, start moving again, running towards Mike in a rush for blood lust. You are helplessly watching as the beast titan leaves, while his mindless puppets start ripping and biting at various parts of your Section Commander's body. Frozen in fear, soundless cries and pleads leave your lips and you close your eyes, not able to watch the gruesome death of your loved one. Your own ODM uselessly tangles around your legs, and you lean forward, covering your ears. Mike's screams are torture, a mixture of pain, fear and the realization of being completely powerless.
At some point his agonizing cries stopped and the last thing you hear is flesh being torn apart and bones being cracked in multiple pieces. Numb from pain, you turn around and await the titan’s presence closing in on you. Farley sure that the same fate will hit you, you let your eyes closed in hopes to ignore the death looming over you. A shiver runs down your spine as you make out movement behind you. “I couldn't save him.” You whisper and ball your hands into fists, preparing for your own death. But the titans simply ignore you and start wandering around freely, like you are not there.
"That's not my name." You blur almost automatically, making the titan race a furry brow.
"Isn't it? Well, I figured you wouldn't remember. After all, you did it to yourself, little dove." Confused, you frown, wondering what he meant.
"That's right. You have no memory of that day." He mocks and turns his attention back to Mike, his expression unaffected by the shocked state he is in.
"I noticed you use swords too. Fascinating. Must mean you know we live in the neck. Did you tell them that?" The beast questions you, giving you a hard look, as if you were some kind of traitor.
"I suppose I'll just take them back." Declaring his decision, the titan reaches for Mike and pulls his damaged ODM from his hips, causing humanity's second strongest soldier to cower in fear.
"Please don't kill him." You beg and scream as he moves you to the roof of the outpost and sets you on it. As you wriggle free and give him a desperate look, you notice Mike slowly standing up, blade in hand, an angry expression plastered across his bruised face.
"You leave my Faye alone!" He shouts, pointing the blade at him. The ape looks surprised at the sudden will to fight.
"Faye? That's ironic. Tell me, do you love this man?" Your eyes widen at the question, and you look from him to the soldier, nothing but a pleading desire to save him in your heart.
"Yes." You confess, your wet eyes never leaving Mike's.
"Hm. Then you leave me no choice."
Feeling your heart stop beating, your eyes widen as four titans, who had been standing still like spectators, begin to move again, running towards Mike in a frenzy of bloodlust. You watch helplessly as the Beast Titan walks away while his mindless puppets begin to tear and bite at various parts of your Section Commander's body. Frozen with fear, mute cries and pleas escape your lips and you close your eyes, unable to watch your loved one's gruesome death. Your own ODM tangles uselessly around your legs, and you lean forward to cover your ears. Mike's screams are torture, a mixture of pain, fear and the realization that he is completely powerless.
Eventually his agonising screams stop and the last thing you hear is the sound of flesh being torn apart and bones being shattered. Numb with pain, you turn around and wait for the titans to close in on you. Sure, that the same fate will befall you, you close your eyes, hoping to ignore the death looming over you. A shiver runs down your spine as you make out movement behind you. "I couldn't save him." You whisper, clenching your hands in preparation for your own death. But the titans just ignore you and start walking around freely, as if you were not there.
You'd like to scream and kill those idiotic, murderous monsters, but all you can do is numbly climb down the roof, past the bloodied titans and straight to Mike's remains. The sight catches you off guard, and you feel dizzy as you see his torn limbs splattered across the ground, covered in blood. Mike deserves a proper burial, and you'll make sure you find the most beautiful cherry tree in the area to lay him to rest.
Erwin is standing in his grant office overlooking his soldiers after the semi-successful capture of Annie Leonhardt this morning. With him are his trusted Captain and Karl, a soldier and informant from his own squad. The Commander sent for Levi to talk about his health, which he quickly dismissed. After his injury, Erwin decided it was best for him to rest and leave Mike in charge of the new cadets. "I spoke to Hange." Levi rolled his eyes absently, as if it were impossible to have a normal, successful conversation with them.
"Apparently Leonhardt isn't going to give up this shit anytime soon." The Captain explains, crossing his arms as he waits for Erwin's reaction.
"I see." He only replies by picking up his glass of golden liquor, but before he can enjoy the burning taste of whisky on his tongue, the door to his office is thrown open. He doesn't usually take well to unannounced distributions, but this time is different.
His soldier gasps at your side, standing in the doorway covered in blood. Your expression is dead, unrecognizable from the usual sparkle in your eyes.
"Wall Rose has been breached." You explain numbly, as if you were in some kind of trance, causing Levi to turn around in surprise, presumably to face you. His lips open and close at your sight, unable to recognize you under all the blood and dirt.
"The cadets of the 104th are most likely not involved, they are looking for the hole in the wall." You begin, your right hand on your heart, your left crossed behind your back.
"Thomas, the first messenger was eaten by a titan shortly after his leave and Section Commander Mike..." your cool demeanor changes as your eyes tangle with Levi's, your voice hollow as you begin to stutter.
"Section Commander Mike is dead."
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nerdynuala · 1 year
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Tiny EMA and Erurihan with our favourite nosey soldier
Happy Birthday Mike-san you deserve all the love in the world <3
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msrhaxoz · 2 years
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Attack on Titan inktober 2022!
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commander-hanji-zoe · 4 months
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Merry Christmas, Yuletide felicitations, ¡Feliz Navidad!, Joyeux Noël! Buon Natale! to all my wonderful followers. I hope for all those who celebrate you have a wonderful, magical and peaceful time over the next few days. To those who don't celebrate I wish you all love and that you are safe and full of joy all the same.
I wrote the following during NaNoWriMo, I wanted it posted yesterday or a few days ago, but Christmas eve is better than not at all. 🎄
How the Vets prepare for Christmas
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Erwin
A lot of reading, he especially enjoys reading by the fireplace with a hot mug of spiced cider or mulled wine. He can sit uninterrupted for hours on end, quite content with the words of a book helping him to escape into another world for a short while.
Erwin gets his Christmas cards out early, he loves writing them whilst listening to Christmas music. He will include a round robin letter informing everyone of what he’s been up to after the past year, he also uses it as a chance to make amends and try to build bridges with others.
Simple and tasteful, traditional decorations. Will weave his own wreath and make a beautiful centrepiece for the table with foraged holly, ivy and pinecones.
The wreath goes up on his front door early, he likes his home to appear welcoming to anyone visiting.
Levi
The home has to smell wonderful 24/7, he has stove top potpuri which he redoes every few days and heats over the fireplace in the lounge.
Plenty of scented candles too, he loves the smell of spiced apple and orange.
Gets his Christmas shopping done in one trip, he detests it but would rather have one, long difficult and stressful day than many, this way he can forget about it.
Wraps his presents with meticulous care and love. They all have holly or other plant based decorations tied into the ribbon.
Levi’s advent candle would be a simple one with pictures behind each window. The morning routine in December is to wake up, make a nice tea, ideally something winter and seasonal, and then sit down at the kitchen table and open the day’s door whilst sipping tea.
Hanji
Chaotic Christmas shopper, everything is done in bits across multiple days and she ends up with more presents than she needs for everyone.
Has a very traditional Christmas tree, but some of the other decorations around her home are a little more out there, she likes to try out modern trends as well as making some quirky decorations of her own.
Christmas cards are delivered a few days before Christmas, many of them are from the years previous.
Loves a pantomime and Christmas parties, any excuse to let their hair down for once, to dress up and laugh or dance, Hanji will fully embrace the season and let herself go.
Mike
Christmas Shopping is a careful operation that he’s been planning for since early November. Typically if he sees items throughout the last few months of the year he will buy them and so come December he isn’t overwhelmed with so much to buy. Additionally he finds it stops him from buying under pressure and ending up with items he isn’t even sure the individuals will like. Instead the presents are purchased with love and plenty of though.
Similar to Erwin, traditional and tasteful decorations in his home. He prefers a real Christmas tree and isn’t particular about a colour theme. He’ll try to buy a new decoration every year to mark the year that has passed. He can recall where each and every one came from and the stories behind them. If he can purchase them whilst away in a different country all the better.
Mike likes to be the one to cook Christmas dinner, he has a Christmas chef’s apron and hat. He knows that Erwin also enjoys cooking but Erwin works harder than all of them throughout the year so Mike just wants to give him a break on the big day.
Organises or takes part in charity present drives and wants to do as much to help others as possible. Afterall it is the season. He is especially
Loves a Christmas jumper.
Moblit
Shopping is done throughout December on a few trips, all of them planned and less chaotic than the ones Hanji goes on.
Enjoys more silver, white, blue Christmas deorations and goes for that ‘Winter Wonderland’ sparkle and ice theme in his home. But somehow he still makes it cosy.
Is a fan of hot chocolate with lots of marshmallows and also some spiced rum or whiskey.
Loves Christmas music and can be found by the Christmas tree singing along as he wraps presents with great big bows. Is a big fan of bows on everything, even his Christmas jumper has a bow on it.
Winter walks are very much one of his things, he loves being outside especially on sunny but crisp days where frost gently covers all the grass and plants. He loves going on these walks with his friends, but is also happy to spend some time alone thinking about the year which is nearly over, being reflective and thinking on what he’d love from the following year. He will also gather some fir branches, holly and other plants to display in his home.
Nanaba
Christmas is a time to get cosy and be relaxed, she doesn’t want to be stressing about last minute Christmas presents or the food. So she has a Christmas organiser and everything is incredibly well planned.
She loves Red and Gold, everything to be traditional and warm. Has one of the houses with a smoking chimney, the incense cones she uses are the myrrh and frankincense ones.
Loves lighting candles, all red and green, if they’re spiced all the better.
Big fan of Christmas Hallmark movies and just wants to get under a blanket and watch them with a mulled wine or hot chocolate whilst wearing big animal slipper socks.
Loves Ice skating and will succeed in encouraging the others to join her even if they’re a little nervous, Nanaba knows how to help her friends relax and feel at ease.
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mikeeruprompts · 7 months
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"There's one in this world for everyone."
It's that time of the year again, MikeErus! Join us this October 14 - November 1 for
MikeEru Month 2023!
Prompts List • Guidelines
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moblitberner-bunch · 6 months
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🎈Happy Birthday 🎈
To our daddies: Daddy Mikey and Daddy Dok.
Mike, our humanities second strongest, a sad sacrifice for the greater good, often forgotten but so significant.
Nile, loving husband and father, the MP commander who tried to protect who he could protect, but ultimately failed.
Both will be loved. 🥲❤️
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byallmeans1 · 2 years
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lumiilys · 1 year
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I was feeling sad about Mike so here’s some happy drawings of him :)
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dudelegushbka · 5 months
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mikesmatcha · 2 months
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The Tiddie Trilogy
An Ode To My Favorite Anime DILFs
Kento Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen (呪術廻戦) Mike Zacharias from Attack on Titan (進撃の巨人) Atsuya Kusakabe from Jujutsu Kaisen (呪術廻戦) Prompt based from this meme that I milked (pun not intended)
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violentvaleska · 4 months
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𝑨𝒃𝒚𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔
sᴇᴠᴇɴ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵖᵉᵈⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿ
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ʟᴇᴠɪ ᴀᴄᴋᴇʀᴍᴀɴ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ʏᴏᴜʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ғᴇʟᴛ ᴏғғ. ɪs ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴡғᴜʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅs ʏᴏᴜ ᴏғ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍʀᴀᴅᴇs ᴏʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴠɪsɪᴏɴ?
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀɴɢsᴛ
ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs: ↫ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜs ɴᴇxᴛ ↬
ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪs
ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3
ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ: @ajmiila02 @xiernia
ᴀ/ɴ: ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ, ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴍʏ ᴇxᴀᴍ ɪɴ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋs, ᴏʜ ᴡᴇʟʟ- ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ ᴍᴇssᴇs ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴜᴘ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs, sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴍ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3 :)
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Your eyes glow green as they reflect the leaves above your head. It's a beautiful day, sunny, warm and full of life. Summer days inside the walls are always a little cooler, the height of the stone walls preventing the sun from warming certain areas. Outside it is hotter, if you are not in a deep forest that is. You are surrounded by trees, including giant ones. They challenge the height of the titans and overgrow them with ease. The 57th expedition outside the walls is unlike anything you could have imagined. It's nothing like the day the scouts found you, when it was raining and cloudy and the ground was full of mut. Today, on the other hand, is a beautiful day, and it's hard to imagine how many soldiers you've already lost. Of course you predicted this outcome, but did the Commander listen to you? Well, yes, but he didn't care.
You spent the month before this day in the old headquarters of the Scout Regiment, training with your new Squad Leader Mike to be a good soldier for your first mission. Because of your orders to stay close to Eren, Mike had to go to the old castle with you and squad Levi, the special operation squad. It is located somewhere in the countryside of wall Rose. When you first arrived, Captain Levi had you all clean it, making sure that every bit of dust was gone by the end of the week. While you shared a room with his subordinate, Petra Ral, Eren had to sleep in the basement. A cruel treatment, but the Captain's reasoning was to keep you all safe in case the brat transformed.
"With your attitude, maybe you should sleep down there, too." He informed you after you complained about having to clean his personal quarters. It was clear that he was still uncomfortable with what you had written in your diary. Understandable, but he still took his frustration out on you. He made your training and your stay at the castle a living hell.
For Section Commander Mike, the whole ordeal seemed like a holiday; when he wasn't training you, he spent most of his time relaxing under a cherry tree, causing Levi to complain that he was lazy. You found out about Mike's secret spot when you were sent to pick the cherries from said tree, a big smile on your face when you spotted him slumbering under the branches. You'd probably remember that day for a while, as it happened that you collected very little of the sweet fruit. Your squad leader insisted on helping you, even lifting you up on his shoulders so that you could reach the highest fruits. He wanted to keep things professional, which you respected and agreed to, but in the end things didn't go as planned.
It was something you didn't foresee, as he grabbed your hips and moved you against the trunk. A spark exploded in your gut, as your lips met in a heated and rushed kiss, while your hands entangled in his blonde hair. Mike being way taller than you struggled to get you closer and the both of you stumbled over and giggled at the accident. While it felt forbidden to be this close to your leader, the temptation was too big, not only for you but for Mike as well. Having his little mysterious subordinate all to himself simply irks all the right urges in him. The fact that Erwin obviously turns a blind eye to you makes things even better.
There is a catch to it though, and Erwin Smith certainly would want to know every little detail of what you share to his good friend and Section Commander. He uses Mike in hopes to control you and frankly you believe this manipulative tactic to be nothing but unfair towards his soldier. Still you enjoy the closeness and the way he makes you feel. Desired and loved, something you can't remember to have felt once in your life.
Right now, you wish the month wasn't over so soon, that you had more time with the one man who doesn't look at you with suspicion or sick fascination. The Captain has made his dislike of you abundantly clear, and this has encouraged his subordinates to dislike you as well. Except for Eld, who likes to remind you that he was the one who tripped over you out there. Apart from him, Petra is decent enough to treat you like her other comrades and Eren seems to be relieved about your presence as well. The fact that you took the trouble to defend him in court seems to have really touched him. He wasn't even upset that you kept your little secrets to yourself. All the other soldiers, even your new squad mates, seem to be careful around you, polite but clearly concerned. Nanaba is nice, but Henning didn't even say hello to you the day you were introduced. You haven't really spoken to him since. Gelgar has been nothing but polite so far, although he had a particularly negative opinion of you when he was drunk. Thomas and Lynne both tried to have at least a decent conversation with you, there is not much to say about them except that they tried to welcome you.
"Get into position." Erwin explains, making you look up in surprise. You've been in this spot for a good hour, standing on a branch in the middle of nowhere, waiting for comments. It's certainly not how you expected your first expedition to be. For a while, the action of doing nothing but waiting has been boring you, but something seems to be happening, the rumbling in the distance makes that clear. It's getting closer, and from your current position you can easily see what's making the earth shake. A titan, but this one is different. It's much taller, muscular instead of plump, and it's fast. No skin, just muscles and what appears to be blonde hair. It looks almost female. A shiver of fear runs down your spine as you notice a group of scouts riding in your direction, followed, no, hunted by the female titan. You saw her in a dream a few days ago and told Erwin about it. You hadn't imagined that she would actually appear. She must be like Eren, a human who can transform into an intelligent titan. You thought that the colossal and armoured titan must be like her too, which makes the thought of what they did even worse.
You saw them attack the Trost district a month ago and watched your comrades die. Marco Bott, a cadet in your training corps and one of the top ten, died that day. He was a ray of sunshine, always happy, always friendly. Jean and you carried his body to the pile of others, half of his face torn up and eaten. You threw up after that, even though you remembered his death as a scenario from your dreams. You swallowed, the mere thought of it making you sick. Levi called you a banshee, maybe there is some truth in that.
As the Titan approaches, you can see the soldiers' faces, a worried look on your face as you position yourself in front of the cannon, something developed by Section Commander Hange Zoë to catch Titans. A genius, a bit nuts, but definitely useful for the Corps.
"Okay, are you ready?" Lynne catches your attention as she turns her head to look at you. The kind woman has loaded the machine, making it ready to fire. Mike ordered her to stay close to you while your other squad mates are at the outskirts of the forest.
"Yeah." You exhale, nodding your head as you grip the wooden lever with your hands, a palpable fear rising in you as the titan approaches. Lynne takes the other and looks up at Erwin, waiting for his comment. You do too, feeling anxious about your task, afraid that you might mess something up. The titan is now at your level, her eyes focused on her prey below, but then they move up to you and meet yours. Hers are blue, the colour of the sea to be exact. You have seen the sea in your dreams, and you have surely been told stories about it when you were a child. When you told Reiner about it, he just laughed at you, telling you that it's ridiculous that the whole world is covered by big salty lakes. Something seemed wrong with him, he looked stressed and you almost forgot that you had had this discussion with him int the first place. How odd. Seeing those big blue eyes in front of you made you remember, for whatever reason. Your breath caught in your throat and at that moment the Commander gave his order, causing you to immediately pull the wooden lever.
Within moments, the titan is pinned to her spot, spikes with strings running through her body holding her in place as everyone stares at her; eyes wide open and mouths agape. It's nothing new for the Corps to capture a Titan, but this abnormal, intelligent one is different. It sickens you to the bone that a fellow member of the military, a traitor, is hiding in there. While you take a moment to think about who might be in there, something about her strikes you as odd, as if you should know her. The blonde hair and the way it falls over her face, covering those mysterious eyes, is similar, and even the way she runs towards you at full speed reminds you of someone. It is the ocean eyes that get you though, they look almost exactly like –
A shaky breath escapes you at the realisation as you connect the dots. It even matches a strange dream you have had. You were never able to fully understand it, but now it makes sense.
"Are you all right?" Lynne calls to you, putting a hand on your shoulder. She has always taken care of those around her. You flinch and pull away, looking at her wide-eyed.
"I think I know who's in there." The sentence is out of your mouth before you're already on your way, ODM in hand, making your way to the tree Commander Erwin is standing on in a hurry, leaving your friend stunned and at a loss for words. As you dash in his direction, something, or rather someone, almost crashes into you.
"Oi-" You would recognise that angry voice anywhere, as you notice Levi dashing by your side, skilfully landing on Erwin's branch as you almost tumble over it.
"Watch where you are going. Who gave you the green light for 3D manoeuvres anyway?" Captain Levi bites, belittling you once again. Blushing, you turn to Erwin, who seems to be deep in thought.
"Commander -" But your words are cut short as Levi speaks over you in a commanding voice.
"Looks like it's immobilised." He grunts, staring at the titan with disinterest. "It's a she. You think, rolling your eyes at the man's ignorance. Their conversation continues, making you angry at being completely ignored by the Commander when you were there first.
"I'm sorry Commander, but this is more important!" You raise your voice, drawing the attention of both Erwin and Levi. The black-haired soldiers look dark at your disrespect, furry taking over their features.
"What was that, you little..."
"I know who's in there!" You break the news, causing Levi to actually stop talking.
"What are you going to do now?" Levi asks instead as you try to find your composure.
"Her name is Cadet Annie Leonhardt. She joined the Military Police and was with me in the 104th Training Division." You are quite confident in your assumption, there are just too many coincidences.
"What makes you so sure?" Erwin asks, his full attention on you, his eyebrows raised. It's not that he doubts you, he suspects members who joined the military five years ago or less anyway.
"It's the way she ran and used that kick to knock down the soldiers. I have never seen a fighting style like that before, except from her." You look at the tall creature with narrowed eyes. "There was recognition in her eyes when she saw me in the tree." Pointing to her hair, you add. "Besides, this titan looks way too much like her." Erwin studies her for a while with an expression that even Captain Levi can't read. It's unlike anything he's ever seen.
"I'll cut her out then. Let's hope she hasn't shit her pants." Levi pulls his blade from its sheath and prepares to attack, but his friend stops him.
"Wait, Levi. An eye for an eye." He speaks loud and clear, referring to his fallen soldiers.
"Waves two and clear, fire!" He commands in a loud voice, holding up his own wendling blade and demanding that the replacements be shot. It would definitely secure them for good.
After the two waves, Erwin gestures for Mike and Levi to attack the titan, telling you to stay with him. The two of you watch as she slashes through the air with her ODMs, the blades ready to slice through the muscles of her neck, which is covered by her large hands. You notice something changing in their texture and color and watch wide-eyed as their blades shatter into a thousand little pieces.
"Was that the hardening ability you mentioned in your journal?" Erwin asks, looking from the Titans' hands down to you.
"I think so. It looks like it." You reply, watching as Mike lands on a nearby tree, shaking his head in defeat. Erwin nods, another shoulder at his side, and you recognise him as part of Erwin's squad. He tells him to prepare the explosives so they can clear her neck properly. The soldier explains that it could cause damage to her insides, making you cringe at the thought of potentially killing her. The Commander plans to blow off her wrists, hoping he won't kill her. Right now, she could be the key to all their secrets.
While they prepare the explosives, you notice Levi standing on her head, poking her with his food. You can't hear what he's saying, just see the movement of his mouth. The image is familiar, far too familiar. Eyes wide with realization, you call out to Captain Levi, telling him to stop. You know what will happen next and you must stop it.
"What..." he starts, glaring at you angrily from a distance, but it's already too late. A shrill, high-pitched scream breaks through the trees, its power making you instantly close your ears with your palms. The wave of her sound hits you, swirling the dirt and debris on the ground. Dizziness overcomes you as you slowly sink to your knees on the branch, holding your head as pain hits your temples.
This can't possibly be the sound of her scream alone, no, you've felt that before, whenever a wave of visions or hit you. But this one is different, it feels more intense, it makes your body shake while blood drips down your nose. This is not normal, not that these damned visions and premonitions were ever considered normal. Your hand reaches for Erwin's cloak as you pull on it, drawing his attention. When his eyes land on you, they instantly widen, and for a second you don't even know why. Within seconds, he's leaning forward and reaching for your hand, but he's not quick enough.
A moment ago, there was hard wood under your knees, keeping you safe and secure at altitude, but now there is nothing. Your vision blurs as you fall in what feels like slow motion. You don't notice the shocked cries of your comrades, or that you're still holding Erwin's green cloak, the one you tore from his shoulders when you lost control of your own body. Suddenly there is nothing but darkness, and the last thing you feel is a pair of hands reaching out to you, holding you.
Levi hugs your body against his chest as he lands on his side with a grunt, pain shooting through his shoulder and arm. He reacted so quickly that not even Levi himself understands how he managed to catch you in time. His wire is still tangled in the tree above him, while his controls are spread out at his sides. As his eyes sweep over yours, he catches a familiar sight. Your body is shaking in his grasp as your mouth is wide open, not a sound coming from it. Blood runs down your nose, staining your pale skin red. Your eyes are rolled back as tears stream down your cheeks. Levi stands up, holding you in his grip as Mike joins him after a few seconds, running to your side.
"What's wrong?" He asks worriedly, practically ripping you from the Captain's grasp. Levi's teeth show as he locks eyes with the Section Commander.
"It looks like the attack she had years ago. Although she was fast asleep when it happened." He explains and turns back to the female titan, looking at her with slitted eyes.
"It's almost as if that bitch triggered the attack in her." The Captain mumbles to himself, turning to face Mike as he notices the ground shaking beneath his boots.
"Take care of her. Looks like our friend here has called for reinforcements." Levi gestures at the humanoid creature that must be a cadet. Behind her still immobile body, a good docent of the Titans is running towards her, almost as if to attack her. This whole situation has become even stranger, and Levi doesn't like it one bit.
You wake up an hour later in a carriage with another injured soldier, your eyes watering as you take a deep breath. It's almost as if the air is burning your lungs as you look up at the sky, the sun blinding your teary eyes.
"Section Commander! Engel is awake!" You turn your head to Lynne and see her worried, yet relieved reaction when she sees you're awake.
"Where is the Captain?" You ask her, your voice hoarse and raspy as you sit up, much to the dismay of your squad mates.
"Faye, please stay! Don't..." But you won't listen, this is more important than your health. What you have seen will mean the difference between life and death.
You stumble out of the carriage and into the high grass, looking around, ignoring the way Section Commander Mike rushes to your side, stumbling across the open field, eyes widening as you notice the black-haired man towering over something.
"Captain!" You scream, shaking Mike's hand off as he tries to stop you from reaching the man, the strongest soldier of humanity, who saved your life. He belongs to you, you need to tell him that his squad is in danger. The man in question turns his head, his face contorted with pain and grief, and as you reach him your words die in your throat.
"I had a vision, your squad..." It feels like something is tightening around your chest, squeezing your lungs and heart as your eyes fall from him to the body in front of him. Strawberry red hair is sprawled across a white sheet, glistening in the sun. Her face, however, is lifeless, her eyes open and dead as they stare into the void. Her body is stiff and broken, while a thin line of dried blood marks the side of her face. Petra is dead, which means his other subordinates must be too.
"Yes. Dead." Captain Levi speaks coldly, his deep eyes haunting you as you lock eyes with him.
"I'm sorry." You say in a shaky voice and take a step back to give him the space he needs.
"You were right all along. I'm a useless idiot. Foreseeing fucking death is the only thing I'm good at, and yet -" He watches the tears run down your heated cheeks, not saying a word as he lets you insult yourself.
"And yet I still couldn't save them." You sob and turn to leave as your Section Commander catches up with you, placing a warm hand on your shoulder to comfort you. Captain Levi is speechless, turning to face your back as he looks from you into Petra's empty eyes.
"Even if you had awakened from your vision earlier -" he begins, covering his subordinate's face with the cloth. "None of us would have been quick enough to save her." His voice becomes strained as he takes the cloth from Petra Ral's chest, squeezing it gently in his hand as he closes his eyes for a moment.
"But maybe one day you will be fast enough. Who knows, maybe you'll save mine once, wouldn't that be ironic?" With that, he covers the rest of the cold body, stands up and leaves her side for good. You feel Mike's hand squeeze your shoulder as he gently leads you away from the line of bodies, and you can't help but wonder when your turn will come. When will you end up like them? Broken, eaten and dead.
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tulipanka-a · 6 months
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Attack on Titan - ‘Zodiac sign edition’
Libra & Scorpio
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whatupcherry · 1 year
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Levi (Modern + Canon) Head Canons cause why not <33
Levi was a hard core punk kid is high school and early college, had a leather jacket with spikes, wore black eyeshadow, listened to my chemical romance and yellow card. Mikasa may or may not have stolen his favorite leather jacket when she got highschool
Is really good at soccer (⚽️) and hockey. he play soccer in high school and college and just played hockey with mike for funny.
Cares around tea bag with him cause he only like a few brands and only drinks the type he buys.
is a pharmacist, he has always been interested in medicine since his mother was sick for almost all of his child hood.
Levi can not swallow pills for the life of him. He has to cut them in haft to even think about swallowing them.
Levi spoils the crap out of his horse like he gives him sugars cups almost every chance he gets, he loves his horse, and he was hurt when he figured out his horse died with the explosion with Zeke
Since he was super fair skin he suns burns easily, therefore he always has sunscreen on him.
He started to gray pretty quick when he hit forty, but it was just a bunch of thin sliver hairs. so you could barely notice.
Has a Siamese cat that he named Chai, and has knitted her small sweaters but if anyone asks he bought them.
Mike calls Levi a "toddler on steroids"
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